Thread 18444031

>Undisputed WWE Championship, Street Fight: John Cena (c.) vs. Cody Rhodes

>Women's World Championship: Naomi (c.) vs. Iyo Sky vs. Rhea Ripley

>Intercontinental Championship: Dominick Mysterio (c.) vs. AJ Styles

>United States Championship, Steel Cage match: Solo Sikoa (c.) vs. Jacob Fatu

>Women's Intercontinental Championship, No DQ match: Becky Lynch (c.) vs. Lyra Valkyria

>WWE Tag Team Championship, TLC match: The Wyatt Sicks (Dexter Lumis and Joe Gacy) (c.) vs. Andrade and Rey Fenix vs. #DIY (Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa) vs. Fraxiom (Axiom and Nathan Frazer) vs. Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Saban) vs. The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford)

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Does she call herself The Man because she looks like a man? She's stealing Charlotte's gimmick.

we love Becky here

>>18444044
Did he get one of his bands to do it?

>all those empty seats
stadium shows fucking suck. vince understood this

Good song, bad theme

when did they stop having titantrons just being highlight footage of wrestlers doing their moves?

now its just screensaver borderline static image

Celebratory

Beckos new theme it’s good but it sounds like a face theme. Has some fierce underdog vibes

>>18444031 (OP)
This one's getting pruned due to link. Migrate now

Wtf was that start

>>18444106
I thought the same, i think it's gonna sound much better when she turns face

>>18444112
Waste of a Nikki post desu

>the cameraman didn't sell

Immersion ruined. Shit match

BIRB G-STRING

Just get Bagley out there and end this

Is bayley go na come out and screw birb?

who was under the ring to cut her out of the zip tie

This sucks

I have never understood why WWE tries to pretend that kendo sticks would hurt

Look at the crowd it's bored as hell

Bayley come out and lay on top of Becky.

>stream link in op
why does this keep happening

>>18444533
Bayleys having sex with me currently, sorry bro she’s not making it

Just turned on the PPV. What did i miss?

this match going on way too long

This blows

>>18444527
WHERE?

crowd woke back up

>>18444467
name? who is this

I watch wrestling like 2 days a year

How does Cole and Wade have the best chemistry?

This match blows. Why is it still going

This match is good fuck you guys

this shit is going to get more time than a 12 person ladder match

Stupid birb is shedding

you see now why the womens revolution was a mistake?

Ok that was sick

>>18444581
Wade is underrated asf

you can see Lyras tiny little THONG.

>>18444552
Let me hit you with a cane a few times and you tell me if it hurts retard

This is a great classic Babyface vs heel match which means modern fans will hate it and call it boring

Crowd sucks, match has been good from the start.

for the love of god becky quit calling spots when a camera is right next to you

>>18444605
>cane
my dude it's two pieces of balsa wood

Kek Iyoschizo is getting exposed hard this match the crowd is super into it

>>18444031 (OP)
That was a great bump

I wanna jerk off in bird’s face while she flaps her arms and makes caw noises

SUPER LYRA!!!

I missed Lyra putting her hands back in the ziptie, anyone got a webm?

This match should have been in night 1 this shit sucks

>>18444604
Did she borrow Goonters?

>>18444581
What happened to Corey graves

Only one man can save this dogshit show.

>>18444581
Wade was always awesome I remember back in the days hoping he'd be on main show commentary and Im so happy that he is there when I came back - he just has a very pleasant voice tone, nice to listen to just on its own, on top of being witty

Lyra and Becko delivering the worse match of the weekend

Crowd is dead silent

>>18444604
only good thing about this match

>>18444573
There a slip when they were doing some of the under the ring action. Not much but definitely a separate thinner piece of string from her waistband.

>>18444628
You're disgusting

>>18444610
Wrestlers shouldn't have to work around the production crew unless on the outside of the ring maybe.

>>18444647
you're deaf lol

i actually fell into a chair like that once

I'm just gonna have a nap until the main event see you friends later

>>18444639
bulbasaur travis scotts will show up

>>18444658
you have dementia

It feels like this match has been going on forever

all the spots are dogshit lol

>>18444579
Stephanie Vaquer

GET THIS OVER WITH FUCK.

>>18444639
my call is that cody has decided to sell his soul to the final boss

ABUSE BIRB

>>18444655
Shit, I missed that

>>18444680
Sex with Marina

PLEASE END THIS DOGSHIT MATCH. HOW DO THEY HAVE SO MUCH MINUTES? FUCK WOMENS WRESTLING HOLY SHIT

>>18444658
>getting worked by crowd_noise_267.wav
ngmi

This match is dimes fuck the haters

>>18444675
you got exposed by the crowd

>>18444672
Coconut Cage Carnage is gonna slap bro

Bayley late with the run in

This shit is hilariously bad even Bayley missed her spot

nobody gives a fuck about these women if you're going to run a match like this it should be with characters getting battered that people actually care about

>>18444581
Cole, Wade and Corey would be a good team, should be the new PLE line up instead of Pat

Lyra has died.

mama cakes aka The Cakester is back!

>it's still going
Becky might be the second biggest self-mark in the business right behind Triple H

>>18444672
Bayley ass woke me up

HIT HER BALEY!!!!

BIG ASS BAYLEY

>>18444726
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT

piped in noise still

Why is this SHIT match longer than the fucking 20 man TLC match?

Both Seth and Becky are so charismaless fags

how is bayley so walled?

KEK BASED BIRB

guys why is IYO the only womeme who can restle

>>18444696
>This match is dimes fuck the haters

Ok this is kino

>>18444739
Latina genes

this is so awkward

match is actually getting better lol

we are now 29 MINUTES into this match

another lyra botch

This should've been over

>>18444715
>>18444745
Me after 8 beers

>>18444715
me staring at my work PC at 9:14am on a Monday

Kek not even that fucking table spot got the crowd going

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

Lel those fainting holy shit chants and the no pop for Bailey

Even big spots in this match get anti pops kek

KINO

>>18444715
By a CURB STMOP. and it was glorious kek

What is this slop? Why is it still going?

Lmao thanks Bagley

what the fuck was that

KWAB

that was horrible

This sucks so much. Only virgin chuds are enjoying this. Going downstairs for a while and this better be over when I come back.

Good match

LMAO BASED BECKY

KINO

Women shouldn't be allowed wrestle or have autonomy.

Get ready for chimichanga vs ooga booga in a steel cage

Bailey is in a Futurama cosplay?

we are free now

Great match

I want bayleys ass on my face

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

BIRDFAGS?????

All that just for Becky to win holy shit
How long was that match? Felt like a half hour

They need to start a "this is too long" chant when a match is going too long. Watch this feud now still go

Yup Nepofamily putting Nepohog over

goddamn I hope this shit is over and they all go do something else for a while

All the 4 horse women are walled as fuck and need to go to onlyfans while all the real hot young women get their turn

AND YOUR NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW KWABOTY

All that just for Becky to win
Hogan never died
That whole match was built to have Lyra win it lmfao

BECKY HOGAN
*clap clap clapclapclap*

Amazing match, crowd was based for exposing Iyoschizo as always!

Trash. Felt like 50 minutes.

DWAYNE IS HERE
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLL

>>18444816
31 minutes

Becky's new theme is aight
Took her 10+ years to change that shitty oirish one
10 fucking years of Becky Lynch, grim

antipop: the match

Becky is fucking terrible
Lyra at least knows how to wrestle

THROUGH THE SLIM JIM TABLE!?

>>18444031 (OP)
WHAT WAS THAT FUCKING FINISH

>>18444745
>when yo ass sweat causes an irreversible slip and slide

Rock flick looks kino

>p-please watch my move /pw/
NO!
now if cena was in it....

you fags are so cynical, this is way better than their matches at Backlash and MITB

Over convoluted nonsense

>>18444831
Anon...?
Everything good...?

Pam looking particularly hideous

Is he related to Joe Kerr?
Is he related to Amanda Myward?

Good match

MATCH TIME
>31 minutes
PLUS ENTRANCES:
>38 minutes
PLUS RECAP/VIGNETTES:
>43 minutes

bros did they really need THAT LONG

SEFFETTY AND BECKO REIGN SUPREME

Did hunter get in the ref’s ear and change the winner after zip tie botch? Ruined the match for me :(

What exactly is the plan for Lyra at this point
It just seems like she gets sent out to get humiliated at every PLE

Night 2 has been way worse than night 1. Everyone told me it would be better
Oh well. 45 minutes of coconut community theatre will fix it

Does Jim from the office suspect that the rock is smashing his wife or?

>>18444878
he's related to Bernie Gurs

You guys got anything watchable on Summerslam?

>>18444870
Agreed but they shouldn’t have done the zip tie crap

I thought it was called crown jewel because it was in Saudi Arabia

>>18444878
he's related to steve kerr's son

>>18444886
What does he see in her? What does she see in him?

>>18444822
LMAO I spoiled it

Thank you Bailey, we don't need to see a potato circus match ever again
>That absolutely no reaction to the finish

>>18444870
You're brainless. A mess from start to finish

>>18444874
im dreading work tomorrow. got roped into a project where i have to manage some jeets coding a mobile app, and they fucked up and missed their deadlines.

hoping boss doesn’t slaughter me.

hard to even relax this weekend knowing mondays coming

****.25

>>18444884
felt like the moments where lyra was trying to cut the ziptide slowed so much the pace of the match

>ICE is gonna raid the world cup next year
Real life kino incoming

You’d be better off just tuning in for the last half hour of every H PLE. The first 90% is pure filler slop

>>18444891
She definitely has a humiliation fetish. A real masochist. Ngh. I bet she has to kiss becky's boots afterwards in the back.

JOBBYROLL

Womens wrestling is so bad that it makes me turn off wrestling and never coming back to the show

So the point of this whole feud was just to bury Lyra? Becky did not need this.

Who the fuck is that nigger

>>18444925
poor redditnigger ;_;

Damn that match was too damn long

>>18444911
Because of her botched circumcision and being raised as a "woman" she has a very shallow vagina and he has a tiny penis, they're really made for each other.

tigirlily gold needs some BBC

>>18444911
They’re both nickels. But together they’re a dime

>>18444906
Australia has a monarchy too
Crown Jewel would be dimes at Wembley one of these days since it seems they won’t do summerslam or WM in the UK for the time being

Lyra should be jobbing on Impact

>70 mins left
>3 matches

Death to WWE
Death to TKO
Death to Drxnes

When is Metro taking over Def Rebel?

Based Russ skipping training camp and not going to Summerslam with his wife

>Jacobkino
oh hell yea

Samoan slop

>>18444980
Cena match will be 15 minutes tops

>>18444925
Just say its broken beyond repair and there’s nothing you can do. Shouldnt be your job to fix these fucking bums crappy work. Maybe the company should stop hiring cheap jeets

>>18444935
You just know Lyra likes being tied up and dominated by men smaller than her

Tama Tonga is probably coming back and siding with Jacob since and Jacob held it down for a bit when Solo disappeared on them

Cole says 5 time in History
...
Right, that number is prob. 15 times

>>18444973
The entire match was great except she ruined it by putting the zip ties back on

>>18445008
Based. She has the quivering voice for it too.

>>18444981
based kira

Becky is gonna seethe about the reaction to that match but it was completely deserved

>>18444981
????? What the fuck is wrong with you

WHOS PULLING OFF THE RIKISHI SPLASH SPOT TONIGHT?

Based Jimmy posting bail.

Why is that other Tonga guy gone

Just tuned in. Was that potato match as bad as I expected?

Forgot AJ vs Dom is tonight

>>18445063
Me when I got 2 scoops but got charged for 1

>>18445078
Yeah and it got way too much time

these things SUCK.

Jacob is gay IRL I presume?

Dead thread? Wtf

>>18445099
Got too many kids to be a homo.

>>18445048
Kek I guess the Solo in Solo Sikoa symbolizes the IQ number digit.

>its' been 2 hours for this SS
>but i want it to end already
How many more matches are there?

>>18444031 (OP)
How long will this match be?

>>18445112
10-15min entrance break bro

E-GODS THEYRE SAYING WE HAVE BAD BREATH

>>18445112
Split with the naked Ronda thread

>>18444031 (OP)
Which one of these fat boys is walking out the door???

They could cut the show by an hour if they got rid of all the ads.

>>18445136
They're not wrong

WRESTLING FANS HAVE FUNKY NASTY BREATH

BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH

>>18444981
D-Dimes....

>>18445145
oh vey, the jewish TKO wouldnt like that

OH FUCK
I-IT'S... PEACHFUZZ!

>>18445136
>>18445148
Just had leftovers spaghetti in the morning and drinking a coffee now. I know my breath right now is probably HOT and NOXIOUS bros.

>Tag team match in the cage
Was that Benoit or something? He didn't say shit about it

Solo Sikoa is an anagram for Ok Ass Oil
Jacob Fatu is an anagram for Tuba Jacof

>another female referee

Im honestly done with DEI

this board is so retarded. cant even do gamethreads right

>>18445176
Shoot giggling at this right now and i dont know why

>>18444031 (OP)
Wwe didn’t metro Boomin to do a theme for Jacob?? He literally offered

>>18445066
He's going to show up and ally with Jacob, yeyeyeyeyeye

Who thought that it would look realistic that a woman could referee two grown men? Oh right, Stephanie mcmahon

>Savages in a cage
This is what wrestling started as, funny enough.

>>18445198
more like metro who-min

>>18445145
Cut the antisemitism bro

Why is the Bloodline shit sill going when Roman isn't even involved anymore? Does HHH only know how to book coconuts against other coconuts?

>>18445169
That's why you don't have a girlfriend

>>18445171
Brothers of destruction vs DDP and Chris Kanyon. Probably didn’t go deep into it because of the letters overdose

>>18445176
Did somebody say tuba jackof

>>18445237
I don't have a girlfriend because I'm gay

>>18445246
do you have a boyfriend, anon?

>>18445246
thats gay poop come outta der ynattamean?

what's the point of the cage? it's never used

>>18445279
only hand and mouth gay

>>18444031 (OP)
I never understood why they don’t lock the gate to the cage.

>>18445274
No
>>18445279
Not right now i dont

>>18445243
kek

>>18445291
That's the saddest gay there is, if you're gonna be a faggot go all the way, buttfuck someone already.

>>18445270
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>>18445270
>>18445270
>>18445270
new gamethread stop splitting the threads there are 2 being bumped right now

>>18445187
Tribalism is a mental illness, AEWfags try to split WWE threads and vice versa.

>MTF stable
I feel represented :3

I miss when wrestlers had 5 moves of doom

Thank god that was short

Why is the stadium so fucking silent? Do Anericans have too much fat and or cocks in their necks to open their mouths??