Thread 211731445

Black tings edition

>>211731459
i dont care either

. i'm talking about the yankified freaks in our national broadcaster flip flopping on whatever becomes majority consensus

Having a lie down because I ate too much

America is literally modern rome

we're just a satellite; provinicial backwater.

hail avgvstvs trvmp caesar

she gon SNATCH that presidency

Wonder if I can get down to 80kg before next year.

Looking back, we can say that NatSoc Germany waged a just struggle against the Eternal Jude for the independence and preservation of Europe.

Hitler could well have been a time traveller sent back to try to save Europe from racial annihilation.

she's so fit.

>>211731482
you are clearly yankified
bet you know the difference between a senator and a governor and what a caucus is and all
fucking gay yank cunt

get it on the spuds
get them in the air fryer
bingo bango job done

just learned that kiwis are blocked from 4chan which is why you never see them

Might go to the shop

>>211731505
blimp of a man

>>211731482
>i dont care either
sure you don't pal

>>211731445 (OP)
timmy's last hope

>>211731518
>Hitler could well have been a time traveller
how would that work? the future he came from is a different one than ours?

The United States Semiquincentennial,[a] also called the Bisesquicentennial, the Sestercentennial, America250 or the Quarter Millennium, will be the 250th anniversary of the United States Declaration of Independence. Festivities will mark various events leading up to the Declaration's anniversary on Independence Day, July 4, 2026.

>>211731578
Maybe he was one of the last Whites sent back.

so zieldberg's canon has timmy fucking "katy" and also regularly fucking asian and black girls?


bizarre

>>211731445 (OP)
corrrrrrr peng and that

should be fucking illegal to have any gathering of 3+ people or any music playing loudly at any time of day in a garden in a residential area

got no mates to go to the pub with me reckon ill incelwalk to the shop and buy some cans then drink them alone in my dark living room

cannot believe the delivery jew left my booze out of the order when called upon
I clearly said to sub it but there was NO EFFORT made
fucking disgusting behaviour and furious

>>211731574
Dark women are goddesses, coon

It's good to have a flat head in India

>>211731613
still don't get it, was the history of world war 2 lost to him so he didn't already know about his own failure?

any fully grown man with body acne in

got a pizza

>>211731640
I'd sign that

>>211731592
and the country will be filled with foreign divegrass scum during that time
disgusting

nth for the baddiedem

>>211731654
whatever makes you sleep at night timmy

>>211731663
get scalp acne because I'm BALD

>>211731646
screaming are you already pissed and cant drive?

>>211731558
Prefer the term portly x

>>211731692
This except I'm 38

>>211731692
did you play deltarune is it good?

>>211731642
Just picked up 70cl of voddy and about to watch some Mr Bean compilations

nth for the rorkedem

>>211731640
mmhmm playing dat drill music n chiefing clickums

>>211731692
ktim +8 years

There's a homeless white Rastafari Qanon conspiracy schizo living on an traffic island in centre of Derby, he wears comically bad fake dreadlocks and rants about the deep state selling babies into sex slavery
Anyways after 4 months of living on the traffic island the council finally has permission to attempt to remove him, idk how long it will take them to do so tho

incest porn

>>211731760
neuromancer-esque post

this site should be 35+ only

What are we gonna do if 4chan is blocked? Gonna be so lonely lads :(

/brit/: The Movie
Starring Clive Warren as 190cm master race
& Rebecca De Mornay as Poleaboo

>>211731731
pretty good yeh the new bosses are fun

>US have repositioned their air defence systems from Ukraine to their bases in the middle east
lmao putin probably knee sliding and fist pumping his nut off rn

>>211731788
idris elba as kev

>>211731788
Who plays mousey and spaino?

>>211731760
I've lived in derby for 20+ years and never seen him

>>211731760
>>211731781
This is his "house"

so how does the tranny analogy for the matrix work
they were women and the matrix had a glitch that made them men?

>>211731788
ryan gosling as rorke

>>211731692
Had this game installed on steam for ages. Gotta get around to giving a crack.

>>211731830
ziedbelg HQ

>>211731837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He1TntAK2fs&t=20s
basedling

love spaffing to the toilfus pictures its so good

>>211731830
wish I was this mental

>>211731823
Yeah? Go to Cock Pitt island off the A601 mate

>>211731834
So this is Spainlad aka spainnonce aka Adam Barrett

>posted on /brit/ since 2019
>regularly dons various personas for the purpose of gaining attention e.g commiemong, sacked tranny, BBC spammer
>claims to have a girlfriend and a wfh job but spends 16 hours a day here
>admitted it’s all bullshit and he is an obese disabled man
>his only real life social interaction is with his carer
>obsessed with liverpool, rocket league and pretending to go on holiday
>virgin
>morbidly obsess
>apparently diddled by his uncle while his sister watched
>has used the Cheshire Reddit flag so likely lives there
>at least half a paki/indian
>cares deeply about fitting in here

anything else?

mum didn't pick up when I called her so legally that means I can ignore when she calls me back in 5 minutes and stave off talking until this time tomorrow

>>211731830
leftypol unmasked

>>211731834
They became rich, did a lot of drugs, became degenerates and tried desperately to shoehorn their weirdness into their life's work

>>211731830
oh fuuuuuck now I know what you're talking about I always wondered what that was, I initially thought they were stalls kek

>>211731852
kek

any 50+ lads in?

>>211731845
its been out for ten years now lad you might not like its faggy 2010s tumblr humour

>>211731845
it's not very good

>>211731830
contrasted with deano new builds, i rather like it.

>>211731863
rudeboy's got a lanyard

>>211731874
grim runt

>>211731830
leftypol getting him cancelled for cultural appropriation

>>211731893
I'm 63

15'' pizza down the hatch

>>211731869
>morbidly obsess

cronem having a quick shower after a day of trapping

just burped then farted then burped again

>>211731505
I'm 56Kg, can't imagine getting UP to 80Kg but god knows I've been trying. At least when you lose the weight you'll have muscle there from not being malnourished and carrying around all the weight.

>>211731893
I'm 64

>>211731869
>replies to himself and talks about his various personalities while anonymous to astroturf himself into "notoriety"

>>211731960
>I'm 56Kg
Cute

MAAAAATE

>>211731930
mmhmm

>>211731911
>>211731912
Wait, isn't that pizza tower?

croneichiwa

>>211732001
pretty sure it's undertale

Doesn't every town have it's own local schizo?

>>211732001
no

>>211732001
yes

>>211731978
Fuck off. I also have almost zero body hair but I have a man face so being a twink/trap isn't an option. Truly a cursed existence.

oppa ziedbelg style

>>211731960
Damn, I'd probably need to be admitted to the ER if I were 56kg at my height.

they are wagging it on facetime
katy giggling
timmy confused
katy say dont worry

What's a zeidberg? that lobster from Futurama or something?

>>211732033
there's this young lad near me in glasgow who everyone knows shoplifts but he still throws massive fits whenever he's kicked out of shops
his fingers are all burnt and shit he's a proper freak

>Homeland is a wasteland desert
>Not allowed to do a bunch of normal stuff
>Have to chop off part of their cocks
>Systematically enslaved, hated by the world or even exterminated in every century they've existed
>Still call themselves God's chose people
You have to admire the confidence really. I would have taken all that as a sign and given up

>>211732097
sounds like based mousey has you on the ropes

>>211732099
Bad horror room.

>>211731930
met liv in belfast and she was very nice. VERY small too.

oppa reggie style

>>211732033
one of ours is known as "blanket guy"
he panhandles at a busy intersection with a blanket draped around him and screams randomly

>>211732097
um :£

Want to rape this German

>>211732153
Once thrice.

SNIS-937
fantastic

-2 wearing snatched up lululemon shorts and walking past the fresh out of prison cronem

feeling dadpilled, any good documentaries about building stuff, already watched one on the three gorges dam and one on the burj

nerdy gf i had in uni liked me cumming on her glasses

>>211732153
I want to help you but not participate as I am not gay

Oswald Mosley's grandson is in charge of Palantir UK
Ominous

>>211732205
Actor.

slathering meself with poo

sleeping in a tent tonight

>>211732230
Cheers lad always knew you not to filter you

>>211732228
ok

>>211732099
>>211732153

I told you I have a very unfeminine man face. Stop gooning.

>>211732205
SNIS-937
Sakura Waters For The First Time!Throne Sensation Development 3 Hours Special Water Sakura

>>211732273
ever shagged it up the arse?

>>211732306
tents do not have arses

>>211732294
I'm a giant hairy monster I don't care

>>211732306
Jews.

>>211732294
why would that turn me off?

today's scran (exhaustive list):

- half a block of cheddar cheese
- slice of chocolate cake

mumberg texting me far too much recently

>>211732326
oh

>>211732349
the runt menu

>>211732369
Yeah?

>>211732294
put this on

>>211731711
had to crawl to the tesco express like a slimy drunken slug

-3 grippydem got cronem hooked

not a massive fan of jav, only the buildup is decent the sex is uninspired and boring

im the gayest man itt and its not even close x

Kneecap

Proper face into the pillow and have a good go on his batty that's what I wanna do to him

>>211732391
how do you build up the courage at first?
im a bottom and im too scared to let someone take me

>>211732452
dunno ive only ever been the bummer not the bummee

>>211732387
Good post. Hard agree. The allure of watching JAV is more exciting than the KAV itself.

anal sex is gross

>>211732132
Heh

>>211732452
I mean you can just say that lad. I've had people tell me that so I'm just a bit more careful or we don't go that far. Careful though theres some right freaks out there

>>211732452
this nigga finna get his ass fucked lmao

>>211731680
>rowsvee(on the left) makes a funny joke
>claims she stole it from amalee
>in the past she bigged up ywuukii/mtndwr to try vtubing
abandon flesh streams too rowsvee, don the png

wonder if she watched amalee and mori's collab x

2016chad is right about everything

>>211732434
pinning both his wrists behind his back with one hand and the other hand round his neck

>>211732061
Yeah id be anorexic at 56kg. The least ive weighed as an adult was 79kg and people were telling me I looked poorly and thin.

>>211732487
not if you clean up and douche first

bought bratwursts but it turns out my mustard expired last month

>>211732391
I've actually sucked dick and shagged arse though tbf.

>>211731692
TSMT
I had already wasted my life by the time I was 18. Now at 23 I still feel like I wasted it, except things somehow got easier as I just accepted it was already over ages ago. Simple as.

>>211732506
could tell she desperately wanted me too but i have too much respect for dirty dom so i told her maybe next time it is what it is lads that's just the life of a beautiful man like me

>>211731484
*jiggles your belly*

>>211732532
its still gross

>>211732532
come to australia NOW
right NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWWWW

>>211732553
someone jay from inbetweeners this cunt

>>211732540
jeff?

>>211732553
Ulster why'd you fake your death

>>211732540
what makes you think i haven't?
also didn't have you pegged as a poof kek

new cat on the block keeps viciously ambushing and attacking my dear old neighbours cat...... she never defends herself even though she's bigger and far senior. not sure if I'm supposed to interfere. no she's not my cat but she's always in my house and getting strokes and treats from me. not sure why the new lad is so aggressive.

do you think rastafari would still worship hailee selasee if they knew jeff was his grandson

>End of net neutrality
>AI slop
>censorship
>age verification on everything
>digital ID
>unending Boriswave

I genuinely hate the way society is going. I feel like this year I've realised just how bad everything has become. I wish I could've been born earlier. The future of humanity looks like a complete dystopia.

>>211732610
some cats are just fucking cunts, especially males who aren't desexed

>>211732529
Makes me wonder just how much weight I could drop before it becomes unbearable.

>>211732610
all cats should be culled

the dinner? sausage egg and chips
the condiments? salt vinegar and brown sauce
the bread? buttered
the beverage? tea

>Boriswave
just say you're racist and go

>>211732527
Cor cor cor

i wanna be desexed :3

I'm afraid Diego won't go to heaven

yes im racialist

brown bovine boriswave biomass

spanking this germans arse til its red and raw and spitting in his mouth

>>211732590
>>211732593
thats just the way the cookie crumbles baby some guys like me are just the cream of the crop big personality big size and big SIZE if you get my meaning it is what it is but above all else men like me just want loyalty and thats what i demanded from liv morgan that she be loyal to dirty dom and dirty dom's my goat so he knows ive got his back hey it is what it is thats what i always say

>>211732626
the bad news is that you're totally correct. the not good but something to consider news is that 10 years from now you'll be wishing it could at least be like it was now.

>>211732686
many are saying this

>>211732651
Do you put the brown sauce on everything?

>>211732676
mate you couldn't possibly be any more desexed

fucking my German twink up the arse with me 7.4 inches of true blue fair dinkum steel

>>211732686
chuck them all in 5 star hotels ASAP

>>211732699
What's gonna happen in ten years?

the gay posts will continue until morale improves

Would spaff between his little German arse cheeks and come back later and do it again

>>211732676
you have to be sexed first you big fucking virge lmao

listening to spic fuentes about the iran conflict

>>211732720
not everything but as the years go by I do find myself opting more and more for the brown sauce where before I would have had tomato sauce

>>211732737
so come sex me then? x

>>211732720
those are some peng chips

>>211732756
do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

>>211732774
aha ahahah ahaaaahaha

>The Trump administration has abruptly shifted the focus of its mass deportation campaign, telling Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials to largely pause raids and arrests in the agricultural industry, hotels and restaurants, according to an internal email and three U.S. officials with knowledge of the guidance.

Capitalist greed will be the end of the White race.

>>211732678
how come?

>>211732756
Sounds good except a female instead x

lgbt is wrong. And churches should not endorse it with those rainbow flag.

>>211732794
Yeah my mum is my best mate

>>211732349
for me:
greggs breakfast baguette
danish pastry
slice of toast with peanut butter
packet of tyrrells crisps
steak and chips
bit of stilton

i recommend watching this irishman's videos
they are entertaining

>>211732754
unknowable exactly what, just that it always gets worse. 10 years ago from today was just before everything and I mean everything became political and the plight of the trannies suddenly became a thing. wouldn't you love for things to at least be like that again now?

doing rancid squelchy garlic farts

the take away pasta has arrived yummers

>>211732781
whats he saying

Could never do this online dating thing.
Always just assume anyone I speak to and is interested in me is either a scammer, a catfish, or someone who knows me IRL doing an elaborate prank to laugh at me.

>>211732520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO60ahwc8FI

yummers

ummers

bummers

>>211732845
You just his batty boy bussy is JUICY

just going to keep eating the most unhealthy, tasty foods possible to put me into an early grave

never thought i'd say it but it is time to give communism a try

>>211732833
10 years ago was the summer of Corbyn and gay marriage was legalised in America, it wasn't that different to today.

Watching youtubers (virtual)

shagging the german twink while we're both standing up and giving him a big slippery reach around wank the whole time

>>211732863
that israel wants regime change and to destroy all their enemies
that the usa is the only country that can bomb iran's deep mountain base that has all the uranium for nukes
and that there's no chance of peace or negotiations. we're cooked

im nonce

>>211732864
I tried it briefly. first real match turned out to be lying about her age (she was 2 years older than stated) and also quickly revealed on merely the second date that she wanted me to partake in threesomes, a new third female partner every time. when I said my goodbyes quite quickly in a final message, her response was basically telling me off for not wanting to partake in degeneracy as after all I am an atheist. mental.

That's it I'm getting on the grindr

>>211732944
ummington

Rourke eating quiche for dinner with a glass of shiraz

>>211732944
ummy

should I have two eggs with my sausage egg and chips?

>>211732944
Based me too

>>211732961
If you're open to shagging lads and you don't in modern society you're leaving mind-blowing blowjobs on the table

>>211732961
ktim later on when im pished

/brit/ meetup but its just a dozen brit, aussie and yank blokes taking turns on a 56kg hairless german lad

>>211733018
eggs raise your cholesterol lad. Stop it.

>>211732966
GUILTYYYYYYYYYY

hate the sun

east riding of umshire

i had 4 scrambled eggs earlier

yes i lift

>>211733018
cannot imagine having only a single egg with my sausage and chips
needs to be two eggs or like three

>>211733069
scemagf

>>211732961
get the fucking twinks raped

>>211733110
Yes mate YES

Tomorrow's watches:
Sunday
then
Soccer Aid

have consensual sex with biological women over the age of 18

>>211733127
Me inside the belly

>>211733156
...in the arse

streaming has absolutely ruined my dads music taste. he used to be so up on it. knew more about gigs than me even when i was the one at uni, has tapes and cds all along the walls but now he can't even listen to the charts. just has a home pod and is listening to ONLY NEED THE LIGHT WHEN ITS BURNING LOW

i'm the same but it's because i grew up with limewire and soulseek downloading files and eventually ran out of space on my laptop and itunes format changed so my stuff wasnt catalogued the same way as before i need to pug in a ext drive to listen to anything which is a hassle so now i just dont listen

>>211733156
boooooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

>>211733156
umford and sons

>>211733156
>consensual sex with biological women over the age of 18
Black male moment

>>211733156
What? No cock?

do people go to gigs at uni?
I stayed in my room posting here me

>>211733180
I bet you use utorrent too unc

hate my bastard life

>>211733156
leftypol having a meltdown over this

black bovine barbaric bloodthirsty barefaced biomass brutally bashing bendy baton bruising barely broken-in budding battydem

egg

>>211733239
used to work at them but was never invited to one as i had no mates haha :(

any transcendental meditation man in

got my bum out and it's first come first serve

#'

That ofcom thing, something to worried about or no?

>>211733180
Fella next door to me used to listen to that thinking out loud ed sheeran song constantly on repeat and nothing else.
Turns out he was depressed after his wife and kids left him and we had loads of police around after he never turned up to work for a week and they found him dead in the bath. Thought it was supposed to smell but I never noticed a thing.

>>211733180
ive got all my albums ripped to FLAC on the storage and run it off navidrome
that's the way, those swedes not getting a penny out of me for 320kb MP3s

>>211733356
i've had a word with ofcom and told them to back off x

>>211733356
King just texted me saying they're leaving /brit/ open

what?

i'm sorry what did you just say?

do WHAT to the disabled ?!?

don't understand why britain got the way it is, it's worse than any other european country except for maybe france, but france has been kinda like that for centuries

>>211733180
I use streamberg for the convenience and expanding taste but also use soulseek to dl my favs

>>211733373
what swedes

Just made this lads
https://voca.ro/15ZqtO8s9NzR

>>211733400
I need to get her pony pregnant

>>211733446
SPOTIFY

>>211733356
i'll put it this way
they deliberately amended the OSA so they could go after smaller sites, and specifically named 4chan

https://www.mentalhealth.org.uk/about-us/news/our-joint-letter-sir-keir-starmer-about-online-safety-act

As a result of this defeat, the government subsequently brought forward its own amendment to the Bill in the Commons, which Alex Davies-Jones MP, then Labour’s shadow digital spokesperson, welcomed as, without it: ‘we could have been left in a position where some of the most harmful websites and platforms, including 4chan and BitChute, which regularly host and promote far right, antisemitic content, slipped through the cracks of the legislation. None of us wanted that to happen.’

got the mlp incest porn on

if i was superman i'd be evil hehe

rorke jumping for joy and doing kneeslides

>>211733356
i'll be honest mate. 4chan is an absolute drain on my life and if it's blocked in the uk then i will be happy. the only thing i'll miss is shitposting on /sp/ when united get battered.

>>211733212
read this in Mark's voice

>>211733488
racist bastard

The BBC bred missus

>>211733474
>Alex Davies-Jones MP
Physiognomy of prostitute.

sir national inquiry

>>211733488
tappa tappa tappa

*gets wheeled into brit*

>>211733356
I've got like 100gb of wank material saved so I'm good x

>>211733400
baddiedem coded

>>211733575
'

Dystopian

>>211733474
Oh that doesn't sound good

>>211733580
nora needs to be trauma raped

>>211733590
'

>>211733584
what's going on with that lads neck

>>211733600
why are Indians so based

watching the celebrity chase
they give it to charity don't they
but only if they win
so itv look like twats cos why don't they just give the money to charity anyway lol

I HATE the baddiedem

>>211733600
how is he qualified to be a lieutenant colonel

>>211733474
Bastards are taking away my pictochat safe place

sucking a diet coke and giggling like a coquettish red scare girly

A few months ago it was Black Rock and now rorkes in a tizzy over something called palantir

Israel has started attacking Iran AGAIN
Israeli fighter jets are striking civilian buildings in Tehran, also they just blew up two Iranian oil fields
Bros, I really don't want to die for Israel....

why can't i access far right material if i wish to???

>>211733696
then kill for israel

um >.<

>>211733474
fucking mongs, kike cunts, godless starmer and his jewish wife. goodest goy of the land

all this shite cause they were pressed by corbyn

>>211733618
she's already an unironic autist, leave her alone

>>211733715
Because it's evil and Marx willing you will spend your days toiling in a labour camp until your embrace dialectical materialism and support for the international proletariat

BlackCock Ass management

>>211733715
oh ffs rorke it's time to accept that immigrants are good for the uk
really getting tired of your shit now

>>211733696
you're not going to get drafted over iran you dumb cunt

>>211733696
i'll sign up

for iran that is!!

New

>>211733736

>>211733731
>she's already an unironic autist, leave her alone
no she isn't you simp spaz, YOU have autism, do you think she's anything like you? she's a sycophant whore that desperately needs to be raped

>>211733777
You know nothing. Your memory is too short.

If 4chan is banned I am going to go insane.

>>211733793
mark corrigan

Actual new
>>211733900
>>211733900
>>211733900

why is theren't a 4scran?

>>211733793
get it up yo

>>211733793
bradley walsh

>>211733809
SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A BACKUP PLAN I NEED MY DAILY /BRIT/ THREADS

>>211733853
cant wait for the new you created to be available in a minute

New

>>211733866

>>211733803
Nah she's literally autistic, just watch her streams

>>211733466
Um Rorke, they use AAC not MP3