Thread 212876979

Success edition

>>212876979 (OP)
Suffering from failure

>>212876979 (OP)
DJ Khaled is such a retarded fatass

>>212876979 (OP)
is this british culture?

ah yes so I see janny is completely retarded these days
that's great

>>212877605
So it seems


So it seems...

>>212877286
Khalid is British.

doing a handstand on the bus right before it comes to a sudden stop so my cranium gets smashed against the windscreen

>>212880177
grim, i hope you can escape it
lord knows id be broke and dying if i werent still living with my parents

Well. Most of the summer is gone
And I haven't done FUCK ALL

2 black kweens at gymtoil earlier this evening speaking an unknown dialect
one (at least) was wearing loud lavender perfume that smelled really old and musty but not unpleasant, just odd for the gym.

big asses on both of course

if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
never make a pretty woman your wife

>>212880272
its bbw season
winter is coming

A MAN'S A MAN FOR AW THAT
AN AW THAT
AN AAAW THAT
HE POSTS AND POOS
AND AAAAW THAT

nth for the gyaldem

need to meet a wise monkey in the jungle to teach me ancient arts

>>212880244
what's he up to now

>>212880268
Sir Seat Sniffer

im going to have sex with a anime girl

need to escape this country
i can't take it anymore

>>212880287
die out

Genuinely think Britain is going to crack soon

>>212880314
What is it now

>>212880261
Thank you friend. I probably won't escape it, but idrc anymore. I've been around ghetto people since i was 14 and thrust into it and I'm too ill adjusted for decent society now. I can't segue into a white suburb from where I started, just don't have the desire to anymore.

pooberg slithering across the shower tile looking up at me and going “papa… papa….”

>>212880305
they were nowhere near me actually
thats how much their perfume projected
couldnt help sneak a peek at their big bottoms a couple times but can hardly blame a lad aha x

brb forum

i’m going to die

>>212880343
literally my logitech mouse

moving to israel

>>212880355
howling, that's what I thought

>>212880355
fkcisnsg scrsmiasgn

Need a Scully wife

>>212880355
SCREAMING

the british boys aren't really getting banned from 4chan are they? I don't want them to leave

>>212880355
looool

>>212880355
not even funny thats clearly a vagina

>>212880304
music

>>212880371
need her lezzing out with dr melfi

>>212880378
It remains to be seen
Things aren't looking promising though

>>212880392
corr 'kin 'ell phwoarr corr

>>212880383
It’s not though, it’s a vulva.

mood

What opinion has you like this?

>>212880371
I have a gold cross like this soon

in the swamp eating frogs and toads

>>212880409
free palestine

>>212880406
bleed

>>212880396
don't go :(

>>212880392
sopranos never gets old does it
rewatch it once a year

SHE WAS ABYOOSHIVE TO THE SHTAFF

>>212880431
where's Palestine

I like thinking about Emma Watson’s front butt

you may not devour me I am toad of toad hall

>>212880318
>>212880437
seethe

Sure we break some balls here tonight, but I go way back.
In light of recent humiliations, its an honor to post with men.
And not FAGGOT ASS CORNHOLIN COCKSUCKERS LIKE POSTED THE GYALDEM. HE SHOULD FUCKIN DIE

>>212880406
why do you post this stuff

>>212880468
she hit the wall harder than anyone ever

>>212880371
that show even good? always see her and find her fit

>>212880497
all about parasocial relationships with him

vtubernonce emits bratty aura

>>212880501
do you wish you were her?

>>212880469
Why come you to Carter Hall without command from me?
I'll come and go, then Janet said, and ask no leave of theeee

>>212880493
scming

>>212880501
cronem plapmeat

>>212880509
x files is one of the best ever for the first four seasons at least

black women are right (not that i was ever in a position to contradict powerful black queens)
white women and black men that date each other are fetishists

>>212880484
nuke yourself

90% of men are ugly
90% of women are pretty
is it true?

once a facial recognition thing told me I looked like gillian anderson but it's not true it's just my chin I think

>>212880549
when has a black woman ever been wrong?

forcing a foot long screwdriver down gyaldem nonces ear canal and into his brain

>>212880563
bit harsh

>>212880560
listen and learn x

>>212880557
I'm an incel but I have standards and I'd say 40% of women are pretty to 20 - 30% of men

>>212880557
no (im gay)

Quiet black women

gyaldem posters entire life is watching his virtual girlfriends all day then spamming them on brit and sp

>>212880551
why do you post these
no one watches them and theyre very easy to ignore

JUST LIKE PUFF TOLD CHRISTOPHER
WE GON WIN, BIG

>>212880278
Is that a real quote? It doesn't seem like something a Nascar driver would say but I suppose it's possible I guess

>>212880510
what do you expect from a mentally ill terminally online incel
this guy spends his entire life here posting absolute ai tier tiktok slop
he has no friends or purpose in life other than this shite
honestly it's just very very sad
his parents need to make an intervention but I guess they just don't give a shit, probably why he does this, attention

big booty black women who smell like old musty lavender perfume
thats my new thing after tonight

now watching blade 2

>>212880624
Sir Seat Sniffer

wheres the fuckin manicot
half a fuckin’ TRAY IN THERE

>>212880278
>dies during a race
guess he was anti race-ist too

Ed Miliband for Prime Minister

quentin go to bed

>>212880646
pretty sure it's a fake quote
I mean a Nascar driver saying that, come on

>>212880651
Will he stop the niggers?

>>212880497
I enjoy making these posts

>>212880516
battymong vibes

>>212880651
some say he still hasn't figured out how to eat a bacon butty

>>212880638
again
i did NOT do that
they werent even on anything seated

ed milliband government into corbyn government

>>212880509
>>212880532
It got mentioned on the radio yesterday and it got me thinking I should try watching it

Who even were the Bogdanoff Brothers? Like Bill Nye the Science Guy but for Euros?

when George Smiley says no to sex with that elderly librarian woman and when he apprehends Paula is better than any beat of any Guy Ritchie or Danny Boyle movie. Slow Horses takes after that monumental movie, despite the incel whining on the tellly board

>>212880676
not attractive

>>212880664
>>212880669
if youre in politics and eat something weirdly then the media instantly takes you out back and shoots you for no reason other than they can

not buying this 'new planet in the solar system' nonsense

What if councils spent their budget on public services instead of investing it in dodgy financial schemes they inevitably lose money from?

We now go to /brit/ for their reaction

>>212880720
didnt even know he was sick

>>212880711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnkCQUPEY_w
Unless it's like Melancholia, I'm not interested

completely stopped caring about hygiene and food safety this year and haven’t gotten sick once so someone’s lying

>>212880711
u wot

>>212880733
um
katy?
what are you doing?

as yer friend said, thet's not a knoife, THEES is a knoife

you should be happy that 4chan is being banned

Definitely Maybe or What's The Story Morning Glory?

me, day 1 of the 4chan ban

>>212880782
Definitely Maybe

>>212880734
that would be really great

>>212880720
met him at a charity do once

If picking up little brown fellas and spinning them above my head while singing “helicopterrrr helicopterrrrr” is illegal then just lock me up and throw away the key

Just seen Ellen Degeneres' house in the Cotswolds
Fucking vile little dyke needs to be put down

>>212880789
New career as a photographer is it?

>>212880818
what was he like? nice? funny?

>>212880741
Tape worm enjoyer

>>212880789
this will never be any of us and if you say it is then it isnt

>>212880831
post these on twitter

>>212880734
Need to finish this, got filtered by it even though i enjoy LVT's films

>>212880680
it's great
i want to rewatch it for the third time

Sash or Chicane?

eating curds and whey

the ceX files

pony = instant ban
gherkin AI spam on cooldown = stays up for hours

>>212880844
He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

>>212880858
Americans are so schizo
Blue and white stripes = pedo
Comet pizza = CP pedo dog whistle
Jews = good and need our tax money

>>212880666
>I enjoy making these posts
yes but why exactly

Howling. Some physicist in 1996 took the piss out of the “cultural studies” field and proved it was ascientific nonsense.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair

Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer

>>212880895
it's fun

>>212880893
>Jews = good and need our tax money
completely different kind of right winger
the kind that studies conspiracies is not the zionist crowd
You don't know your American lore.

>>212880879
Chicane. Proper trance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAggzuJYsxo&list=RDLAggzuJYsxo&start_radio=1

>>212880907
how so

>>212880905
I loved it when Tame Impala made an entire album that sounded like that song. It was a sort of apotheosis of a sound you would hear on 00s music channels that was actually pretty chic.

im standing for election as a candidate for Katter's Australian Party

Sometimes I wish I had a British flag so I could say what I really think on here without then knowing I’m a Kiwi

>>212880887
Consider which is the bigger punishment.
Not being able to post for a while or however long it takes to change your IP, or being allowed to continue wasting their life posting AI images of the gherkin at 2am on a Friday.
That poor man is suffering from a cruel and unusual punishment from the janny. He just doesn’t have the mental capacity to realise it.

>>212880914
battered that cunt

>>212880914
you are simply wrong here desu

>>212880914
nailed that sucker

Being born in 1970 in the UK was the optimal time to live the best life

>>212880950
Haha little kiwi fella! Do that funny dance for us! You know the one where you stick your tongue out and make a funny face!

im boutta float away

>>212880914
he's absolutely finished

>>212880950
You do have a British flag retard

Oasis's entire career was trying to rip of the La's There She Goes with varying results but good production values

been wanking since 7pm

>>212880989
How much fent is in them?

je me branle depuis 19h

>>212880989
doing md on your own?

Me own son don’t even have the minerals…

imagine being the microsoft worker who has to see all the prompts heatherfreak types into bing

>>212880989
crush and sniff thel

>>212880920
choon

>>212880956
The only right winger who is both a zionist and into conspiracies is Alex Jones, but even he's getting very critical about Israel these days, and I'm not sure if he still believes in zionism anymore.

>>212880940
it makes my heart look like pic related

>>212880963
sis should tap herself on the back for not crashing out after 5 mins

>>212881036
its all public
matter of time before him and big Z are exposed

need to bum a small British fellow named Simon or Geoffrey

>>212880975
It’s called a haka and the face is called a pukana. You are being purposely dismissive of Māori culture and it’s not on

I’m a big fan of vampires

Something not quite right about a little Chinaman with an Australian accent

speedwanking is what G-d made us for

>>212881035
:)

>>212880975
Already tried to kill them all mate could do without mocking their culture

>>212881050
why dont you use a name or tripcode

>>212881047
is he off the trump train for good now then?

>>212881041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTJtfytoYy4&list=RDuTJtfytoYy4&start_radio=1
Can't forget his best

>>212881036
Pretty sure Bing doesnt work like a 1960's switchboard

>>212881055
my arse remains unfucked as usual then :'(

I met a Chinaman from Scotland. He was very tall.

>>212881068
true and you should say it

Anal doesn’t feel good unless your prostate is full

>>212881065
So you want a million dollahs, eh, cunt? Yeah, nah, too bad. Heah's a bomb, strewth!

someone hat this knave

>>212881059
same mate same theyre just cool

>>212881092
Geoffrey it is, get that smooth pink hole wet for your yankee daddy

>>212881078
because he doesnt want people to filter him, are you thick?

>>212881078
don't need to

>>212881065
chinese girls with australian accents make my penis explode

anyone remember the cuckio meme

How many of you know about Jaymes Hanson? Apparently he pulled up this general during his stream lmao

>>212881086
imagine going Ibiza in the 90's when all this music was at its peak. Great drugs and no smart phones/social media

>>212881077
Simply did not happen. You appear to be thinking of the Moriori genocide

>>212881113
big VtM man me
and WoD in general

>>212881127
what do you say to this? >>212881126
it seems youre desperate for attention otherwise you'd just use a trip like spainnonce or sacked tranny

>>212881142
The thought of that makes me want to top myself, considering how dire it is now

Mixed raced and asian girls with propa old school London accents. Absolute diamonds

>>212881148
for me its blade I and II

Bubba Zanetti has it on good authority that the bitch LIES

>>212881128
Thought it was just me that felt like that about them

>>212881162
love them, a lot of the story was ripped from vtm as a base like the secret parallel society and all that

>>212881160
beebadoobie and pinkpantheress

>Zanetti
Activeee

So this is where the average 36 year old male from Liverpool looks like

Listening to a spot of iron maiden me

>Activeee
do you say it llike activey or just acteeev or actihhhve

>>212881173
yea the parallel society stuff is the coolest part of both settings. like being this cool observer outside of society
>>212881169
they are usually whores though to be perfectly frank

>>212881174
Both prefer Asian males btw Timmies stay losing

>>212881196
>being this cool observer outside of society
ktimming

>>212881190
You do a wee gay porn dance and go
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VYLb-S6617g
but you say activeeee

sucking a portein drink

Remind white “men” have a lower smv that Asian Bvlls in 2025

>>212881154
what is there to say? I don't particularly care if my posts get filtered or not. filter the image hash, delete chrome flags if 4chanX is fucked for you. you can filter the 'dems too

sam portein bridges

>>212881197
currently looking into surgeries to become asian

ever see a woman that looks australian but isnt
weird

>>212881196
>they are usually whores though to be perfectly frank
Oh well that’s no good. Don’t want to marry a whore

>>212881227
you avatarfag with different images every time specifically to get around hash filtering

>>212881227
obviously you do care if they're filtered because you constantly post new photos and videos and even shorten your catchphrases to avoid filters
for your information i actually do filter your posts as best i can but they still get through because you do everything in your power to avoid being filtered
if you actually didnt care you'd use non-random filenames, not constantly change your catchphrases, or just put on a name so people can not see your avatarfagging

>>212881211
not sure this is true

>>212881252
yea wouldnt want to end up like your dad haha

why have i just been hatted

>>212881268
No need for that now was there. Just wanted to find a lovely Chinese Australian wife and you start insulting my lovely mum. Not on.

>>212881290
this one might be my favourite because he looks so badass

>>212881296
just a joke mate chin up

when an ugly nigga call you twin

any CAR MAN in?
How long did it take you to get your license from start to end?
28 and never bothered desu

>>212881303
mental how i look like this but my eyes are green

still reeling from other day when some lad called me a sad cunt for posting sadé in response to his kfc story

>>212881321
A few months when I was 17

>>212881321
I had about 20 hours of lessons I think. So probably about 8 weeks.

>>212881321
22 and failed my test
haven't tried since

>>212881321
16 to 17 years of age (fastest possible in ontario)
owned a car ever since
t. 37 year old civic driver

>>212881321
did the whole process when i turned 16 then got my license with no test cause i turned 18 right as covid happened

>>212881321
don't remember

>>212881361
>got my license with no test
what

>>212881370
yep
think i did the sign or vision one really quickly?
handed them my paperwork and got my license back

need to go to Brighton on a mad bumming spree

>>212881255
filter each one, I've got a lot of images

>>212881262
>you constantly post new photos and videos
cause I enjoy posting them

>shorten your catchphrases to avoid filters
nah, did that once to get round someone boasting about filtering half the thread tho

you're free to ignore my posts DTFIC, you won't but you're free too

People are depressed because they've forgotten how enchanted and mystical the world is. It's literally all around us but modernity has trained us to not see it.
No one in the medieval world was depressed.

>>212881381
getting gay vibes from this post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIUqVnTqNqA
ahhh the Salford bard

>>212881380
that's crazy man
what state

If every Israel-bound sunk ship did nothing but piss of Ethan Klein it would still be worth it

>>212881385
>>212880614

>>212881393
nc

>>212881387
so true

remember aisha and rosy? fuck me how memoryholed they got by /brit/ lol

>>212881387
woah

this is me

>>212881388
It's ok I look like I'm straight and can blame all this on head trauma if caught.

>>212881400
american drivers are insane
canadians are not much worse but still... its scary down there

>>212881387
>No one in the medieval world was depressed
reckon quite a few of them were
what with toiling in the fields for a feudal lord and all

>>212881387
>No one in the medieval world was depressed.
ridiculous claim

>>212881395
ozempic/adderall diet got him looking like a wild eyed merchant.

Postmodernism is just modernism being a little bit more honest with itself. When you take the enchantment and spirit out of the world then nothing means anything and nothing matters.

>>212881424
i think im alright, and most people in my state drive ok
whenever i get out into another state or whatever especially like texas or florida i have to use all my defensive driving skills to survive

>>212881455
i drive around the tri state area its mad max

>>212881398
it's not that deep. I've been on /brit/ twice today my first sesh was less than 15 mins x

>>212881470
oh those are the absolute fucking worst they try to kill people even when theyre out of their own state

I’m moving to Australia and I’m going to marry a lovely Chinese Australian woman. Nobody try and stop me.

me

>>212881497
WARNING: DO NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH THE WOMAN IN THIS IMAGE SHE DOESNT WANT YOU

>>212881493
usually i'm trapped in an underpowered tiny shitbox like a kia soul so i play it very safe (slow) lol

>>212881497
even the dog wanna die dawg

>>212881494
ill be camped out at the shore waiting to blow your jaw to smithereens with a savage right hook

>>212881497
ideal femcel gf , doesn't shave that stinky puss hmm nice

mad how 90% of white men are "basic white dudes"
but 90% of women are "beautiful, pretty girls"

>>212881532
Perfect. I’ll sound just like an Aussie afterwards and stand a much better chance. Cheers mate you’re a lifesaver

>>212881538
yea cos men are biologically designed to choose as many mates as possible while its the exact opposite for women
so one will be more selected over the other

for me its 6/10 women because some of them have a certain unexplainable look that makes them more attractiv than 10/10s

>>212881570
wow you're so unique and special

>>212881570
this guy knows

>>212881550
lolol

>>212881262
guess he won't be responding to this one

>>212881538
Mad how before we allowed feminism to rot the culture, white women were both beautiful and humble, with humility instead of inflated egos while living like prostitutes.

But white men don't kno nuffin

>>212881580
?

new. now.

>>212881601
we're not even rover the limit

>>212881601
Check the post count again

>>212881601
not a fucking chance

>>212881081
>>212881081
>>212881081

>>212881606
>>212881610
>>212881611
not going to say it again. get it made.

>>212881570
yh it's your brain thinking you stand a better chance of shagging her

>>212881617
you know the score. you dont call the shots anymore.

>>212881552
so fucked how god designed the world

>>212881617
I’ll make it. But you aren’t going to like the edition I’m going to make.

>>212881587
dtfic...

>>212881641
ziedbelgian post

>>212881631
if it were the other way around then sexual selection would be the other way around as well
no winning, but at least we'd be more desirable despite how chopped we are

>>212881614
colonize it

>>212881631
not really
if he just implemented eugenics and required a female:male ratio of 80:20 in society all would be well

>>212881657
>ziedbelgian post

>>212881675
ziedbelgian post

>>212881676
t. ziedbelg

>>212881675
I get nervous speaking to one woman. Couldn’t imagine being outnumbered 4 to 1

just made a great post in that bharat thread but none of you will get the reference

gettin sleepy lads
think i'll hit the hay x

Do you guys have black friends? (mulattos included)

>>212881700
i did
and i even replied exactly with what you were referencing

Here you are then
>>212881710
>>212881710
>>212881710

>>212881706
had one in school
he was from south africa

>>212881716
bastard.

>>212881706
in school and uni yh

>>212880244
Movie