THINKING ABOUT THE LOVELY FUCKING BIG CANS LATER AND THE BIG CHIPS LATER edish

What was her name again?

can a 6'4" lad with down syndrome pull in the club?
what about autism?

>>212890577
Sexbecca Fuckson

>>212890518 #
Answer this lad>>212890127 (You) #

>>212890587
scmroommging

>>212890513
Not caring means not caring.
It doesn't mean you can't overthink shite and sperg the fuck out. It just means to stop caring if she doesn't like you back
Or if you get fired or if you never get a job. Just stop caring and be happy.
Only consequences in life is 'did I disappoint myself or no'
>>212890577
matalin racster

>>212890555 (OP)
You getting the big cans in later, lad? Based.

>>212890586
i'm 6'4, no downs but i might be autistic. 32 yo virgin

>>212890586
autism doesn't matter in night clubs, you can't hear shit anyway

>>212890586
autism (social retardation) is the only true death sentence

>heh just learn to flirt bro
>*pursues an autistic adult*

>>212890555 (OP)
Can somebody post her east Asian / Chinese boyfriend? Somebody posted it in the past but I never saved it.

He scores when he wants! He scores when he wants! 190 centimetres, he scores when he wants!

>>212890587
>>212890605
I can't which one of you is lying

dont like night clubs because they are too loud

>>212890605
>Not caring means not caring.

I'm autistic and I've shagged like 6 lasses
provided, they were all autistic too

My Father Rebuked me for Being Such a Rake

>>212890614
but diego said you flirt to pull in a club?
how can you flirt if they can't hear?

Wadiev you are loogin goob donighd

>>212890633
i say this and look like this

can one of you blokes get me a date with Lauren Alexis?

>provided,

>>212890555 (OP)
Why do you pretend to drink beer and eat fries?

The entire ecosystem around immigration - specialist lawyers, NGOs, spurious economic models, complicit media - needs to be completely dismantled.

And for Spending me Money on Whiskey and Cakes

>>212890643
women can't be autistic

>>212890658
why do you act like some /brit/ police investigator

>>212890643
did you meet them at the local autism event?
might have to pop down to mine

Glenda Fairbach discography

But the Lassies are Sweet and it's all for their Sakes

I seriously can’t handle the fact I’ve gone bald. Just like five years ago i was so cute and young and twinky looking and now I’m at a Norwood II or III and i look like I’m in my 40s. It’s a fucking death sentence.

>>212890681
Autism "events" are only attended by people who are literally profoundly autistic

Pavement-Peeling Slampigs from outside Kebab Shops at 3AM might be the blueprint for Young Autistic British Incels. Could this Save Britain?

>>212890702
Sounds like you still have quite a lot of hair

>A police van drove into an anti-migrant protester after violent clashes erupted outside a migrant hotel following the arrest of an asylum seeker accused of sexually assaulting teenage schoolgirls

>>212890710
yeah but you can shag the girls there

>>212890702
get yourself to Turkey lad

>>212890732
I think you'd actually get jail time for shagging some of them

>>212890702
Yeah same. I want long luscious hair and a clean shaven face. Now I'm going down the bald and bearded soyjak route

>>212890705
Man be infiltrating the Gotham City Art Museum out of hours with a can of spraypaint and a coterie of minions

>>212890732
not while their carers are watching

>>212890649
why on earth do you think you need to talk to be able to flirt
weird autist you are

>>212890702
just shave it off bro haha, women like the bald look haha

>>212890702
get to turkey

>>212890702
5 years is a long time. At least you got to enjoy your good looks whilst you had them.

>>212890722
Latest rorke L moment

Business idea: A dating app but for autists and freaks.
Instead of matching with people and having to pretend you’re normal and have acceptable hobbies, it’s just people who struggle keeping eye contact and don’t have much to say on a date.
I’ll call it Mumble.

>>212890702
this is me

anyone else pristine hairline, clean shaven face, still fit in their teenage clothes ten years later here

>>212890746
>>212890754
it's chill if your autistic too

>>212890756
weak bait

>>212890722
Love it!!!

>>212890722
Why don't they do this with the black youths? They would get out and take the knee.

>>212890722
>rape gangs raping white girls for 40 years
>we sleep
>rorke protesting
>FUCKING RUN HIM OVER

>>212890788
>still fit in their teenage clothes ten years later
oh dear rorque

>>212890702
>all this whinging
>Norwood II or III
Fuck off

>>212890628
Look up the name you autistic fuck, lad.

>>212890633
How the fuck are you this bad in life, lad? It just means accept the fucking consequences.


>>212890781
Different type of autists, lad.
I work with one who never breaks eye contact and who has non stop fucking energy to have like ten conversations at once

>>212890719
>still have
you can't be a balding twink

>>212890781
it would be 100% men

>>212890702
Just kill yourself yeah, we don't need you here and you have no life outside of 4chan. Get it roped.

>>212890810
i had evisu, yohji, cdg trousers from back then and they're still mint
why throw them out

gf’s sister is staying over with us for a few days and they go in the bathroom to pee while the other one is in the shower and stay in talking to each other

absolutely bizarre behaviour. imagine walking in to the bathroom for a piss while your brother is in the shower and standing there talking to him while he’s soaping up his cock and balls

why do daily mail articles always start with the word "moment"

>>212890781
You described the /brit/ Discord

IM GONNA BLEED IN THE CLUUUUUBBBBBB

If you're doing autistic meet ups, go for fag friendly ones.
They tend to attract more women since they come off as more inclusive.
You will most likely see paedos and furfags there, tho so be warned

>>212890840
Well, yeah, lad, that would be weird. You'd just soap his cock for him.

>>212890702
it's fucking grim

>>212890854
my kind of lass, would absolutely obliterate her with my 4 inch cock

>>212890819
>>212890834
why a straight man want to be a twink

>>212890864
you listen to some shit you know that

>>212890882
The 4 inch BWC would be in for a tough match there, lad.

>>212890804
And what are you, you specifically, doing about any of it? Just spending every day indoors spamming 4chan is it yeah amazing

>>212890897
I GOT WEED IN MY LUUUUUNGGGGS

>>212890840
women are weirdly unshy around each other. they’re always getting their tits and fannies out when they’re alone together, even women who live with other women as roommates do it

>>212890889
for egirls

nth for the gyaldem

>>212890889
just another word for pretty boy, girls like pretty boys

>>212890914
what "culd" he do?

>>212890847
grim

anyone else say /brit/ phrases like "scranning a poo" while they're walking around the house

back from tesco got NO booze. there shall be no more steamingtoil for me. I'm a changed man. will be waking up fresh to have a clearheaded day sat on my own in my smelly flat

>And what are you, you specifically, doing about any of it?

been chatting to a 45 year old Norwood III twink on grindr who says he wants to powerfuck me.

meeting him in an hour. any advice?

rorke tucking a napkin into his collar before eating

>>212890929
bitch has a mouth too big for her face

the cronem showing up to the autism event and pulling all the ladies
nun lil timmy culd do

>>212890914
saving up money and advancing my career so that i can return to my mum's homeland in a few years

>And what are you, you specifically, doing about any of it?

i've been a norwood 2 or 3 for the last 20 odd years

big green eyed yank tings

>>212890977
it's over

>>212890967
damn she got a phat arse would love to roleplay with her in the bedroom

>you're under arrest
>*ties me to bed*
>you have the right to remain silent
>*suffocates me with her stink arse*

me, belganon and heather and all booked in for the local autism event on saturday

>>212890967
they get paid the same as policemen btw

>>212890756
>>212890870
how are spergs supposed to flirt then, shaggers?

>>212890555 (OP)
Finish work at 15:15 today hoping to have a nice cold pint in by half past.

>>212890676
I'm just asking a simple question

Sticking to one meal a day or at least not eating until 4ish. Had one meal 5pm yesterday, not eaten anything since. Exercised, hungry lads. Might conjure up some nachos.

>>212891015
so what? most of the job isn't arresting people, it's patrolling, filing reports etc
my dad was a PC and he had to get physical like once a month

>>212890999
>>you have the right to remain silent
we don't have that we have "you must confess to everything right now or it'll be used as evidence against you ifyou'regaysaywhat"

>>212890914
this rattled him something ROTTEN
confirmed that he doesn't leave his smelly bedroom

women like thin cut men, men whos adams apple you can see unlike you skinnyfat slobs with fat necks and non veiny forearms

>>212891035
nachos are not a meal

>>212891036
>he had to get physical like once a month
that's quite a lot

the scran

>>>/gif/29153968

>>212890870
Why do you pretend to drink beer though?

>>212891036
>my dad was a PC

cronemsperg rocking up to the autism event with nappy hair and dragon ball z shirt
timmy too scared to enter the building gripping his plushy oh my days

>>212891060
yeah actually i doubt it was even that much. i think he made about 4 physical arrests a year

>>212891054
They like blacks

>>212890964
jawbreakers stand an ice cube's chance in hell in kate's mouth

>>212891072

>>212891036
Did he ever get to drive into any English people?

Hot take: a Norwood II to VI is far more disgusting and repulsive than a fully bald head.

It’s like the difference between a corpse that’s been lying in the sun for a few days vs a fully clean skeleton that’s been dead for years.

A Norwood III is decay, loss, time slipping away from you, youth vanishing like sand in an hourglass. It’s depressing. It bums people out when they see you, it reminds them of their own mortality. It’s grey. It’s just sad more than anything else.

But fully bald is acceptance. You’re old, you don’t need to be young anymore, you’ve moved into a new phase in life. It’s Phil Mitchell or your fun granddad, it’s the Dark Destroyer, it’s giving geezer.

>>212891072
LOL!
and you know the cronem are waiting outside in case any of the lil timmyspergs insult their boy

>>212891016
I never said not to talk

>>212891105
Yeah okay mate

>>212891105
you've never seen a "tasteful norwood" have you

>>212891126
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

>>212891054
This isn’t true by the way. Men have a warped idea of what women are into. Most popular physique for women is the dad bod. They all prefer it to the gym fit muscular toned slim look.

>>212891105
baldlet cope

>>212891105
maybe I'm ignorant but I don't know all the different norwoods off the top of my head
you should provide an infograph

>>212891105
Those cartoon pictures of Norwood II just look like a normal white man's hairline

>>212891121
they finna make SURE cronemsperg gets dey katysperg
the cronem are bringing out all the drip for cronemsperg

>>212891149
Why did you ignore my question about using a name or trip code last night?
I would very much like to filter all of your posts

>>212891135
It’s just as depressing.

>>212890793
?
>>212891016
dance
playful engagement

rorke furiously recreating the British empire in eu4 after seeing a black person in public

Off to the Asda

Given the option of leaving his smelly bedroom or having a complete meltdown on 4chan for 18 hours spamming images, he'll always take the second option. What a sad 'existence'

>>212891149
bet she’s bald downstairs

>>212891172
Strop replying to yourself

>>212891168
omds rorke

>>212891192
He doesn't have the option, he's disabled.

>>212891147
>Most popular physique for women is the dad bod
maybe ugly cunts in your council flats
good looking women wants equally good looking men

>>212891173
you're confusing me with someone else. us mintoGODs are everywhere

>>212891197
I'm not

>>212890967
harrow road mandem

had such a good run in spelunky daily and fumbled it

>>212891213
You are an avatarfag tranime simp, don't care if there is more than one of you. Why do you make it as difficult as possible to filter your posts?

>>212891211
no no they don't want that, see he's from r9k so he would know

>Gary Eats
>Gary Economics
Can't be the only one that noticed this pattern.

its over for rorke

pic related

Outrageous bum in shiny kecks

>>212891197
>>212891219

>>212891147
that's very much a cope. tastes clearly vary.

>>212891253
dunno lol

>>212891293
high res of that tum needed STAT

>>212891290
wrong. in my perfect autistic world, there is no room for nuance.

>>212891060
What if you have them with chilli con carne?

>>212891293
Please include at least one of your catchphrases per post so I may hide them thank you

>>212891273
Yes you spammed the second one's videos last time we all remember it so don't bother again you fucking boring bastard.

>skinnyfat dadbod balding freaks shag as much as low bodyfat athletic lads

https://www.runnorthwest.co.uk/products/hoka-mens-clifton-9-gtx-stormy-skies-orange-zest-neutral-ss25

https://www.runnorthwest.co.uk/products/hoka-mens-bondi-9-varsity-navy-nautical-blue-neutral-ss25

https://www.runnorthwest.co.uk/collections/mens-sale-shoes/products/saucony-mens-endorphin-speed-3-d-regular-width-white-peel-neutral

which am i going with brit?

>>212891260

I hate niggers

>>212891298
unfortunately she's got pretty decent opsec

>>212891173
and here I thought you took my advice to stop obsessing over my posts but no you just missed my reply kek, retard

>>212891213
FAXXX

British men are by and large woman-tier phony liars.

How do you live in such a culture?

>>212891337
No we shag more than you effete twinks

>>212891337
What sports do you play

>>212891368
atheism

>>212891147
the ideal body from a woman's perspective is brad pitt in fight club, low bf% enough muscle that it looks like you are fit and active
calorie counting gym rats are not attractive and give gay vibes like men that are too well groomed

Thought of the hour
it's It's warm enough where the Latvian lives that she'll probably be in a tank top with her massive chebs on camera

I think I will call her

>>212891376
swim run cycle

millie sex arse

>>212891363
Your post got filtered so I didn't see it. How does that make me a retard? Ideally, I wouldn't ever have to see any of your posts, but you do everything in your limited power to force everyone to see your avatarfagging that you clearly do for attention. Just put a trip code on.

>>212891368
believing in fairy tales and magic tricks from a book written thousands of years ago

>>212891403
is this ai

anyone mind sparing a cheeky (you)? had a rough day x

every time rorke protests about a brown person raping someone I think back to all the times he protested when a white man did the same.

as the latter happened ZERO times, I am happy to dismiss rorke's protests.

>>212891387
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

ah yes the so called 'unbiased' BBC at it again i see

>>212891427
x

>>212891404
>crying about me not replying to my post
I actually replied, you just missed it

>"uhhhh you're post just got filtered"
KEKW but keep ignoring my post dtfic x

>>212891427
you have to respect that kind of confidence

>>212891427
What happened big guy?

>>212891403
well that is lovely

Yeah, bitch, I said what I said
I'd rather be famous instead
I let all that get to my head
I don’t care, I paint the town red

>You are an avatarfag tranime simp, don't care if there is more than one of you. Why do you make it as difficult as possible to filter your posts?
I wonder why multiple people would be using anime images on a website predominantly centred around anime and japanese culture.
Must just be one schizo samefagging

>>212891461
delusion =/= respect

>>212891463
dad got drunk and said i'd stay a virgin if i didn't find a job soon x

i'm off the vtubers me. not good for my mental health.

>>212891480
dumb bastard

>>212891439
is this a 'crodie'?

>>212891403
She's a bit past it lad

>>212891502
same. reduced my watch time by like 95%

>>212891473
he thinks you are spainlad by the way that’s who he is always talking to when he goes on these rants

>>212891516
esl cretin

>>212891540
yea, double down on it

>>212890555 (OP)
stop posting this pure heart on this cursed board

>>212891458
I'm just asking you a question and you're getting really defensive for some reason. Most of your posts get filtered when I'm on my PC, but when I'm phone posting so your catchphrases aren't filtered so I figured I'd ask you why. Anyway you seem to need people to see your ritual posting so I will just continue to hide and filter your posts as best I can.

Coming back from the Asda
16.35 spent

>>212891559
esl x2 cretiner

>>212891569
>16.35 spent
2 tins of beans and a bottle of water was it?

>>212891473
It's not anime and avatars are against the rules. You know I'm right and that's why you're immediately on the defense whenever I ask.

I bet The Bible reads better in French because it's like Latin

>>212891569
what did u buy

>>212891598
wouldnt know im jewish

>>212891598
u realise the bible was written in hebrew and greek right

been watching this webm a lot

*sings a little song*

>>212891596
so is spamming/flooding but you engage in that

>>212891617
You are such an idiot lol

>>212891472
chuune

>>212891473
just another desperate to fit in canadian(dtfic) melty

>>212891564
I already told you how to filter me last night, go do it instead of sperging out for hours again

>>212891596
You’re on 4chan complaining about anime. In the /brit/ thread complaining about British people.
What’s your next big brain move? Head over to the bodybuilding.com forums to complain about people talking about exercising?

>>212891640
he's right for once

>>212891502
>>212891536
couldn't be me

>>212891617
And was perfectly translated into English with not one single error whatsoever it's incredible

>>212891678
wut? people are constantly debating how to translate it

>>212891692
How did they translate the bit about the bears?

>>212891636
So what? I'm easily filtered and make no efforts to avoid it.
>>212891658
> already told you how to filter me last night, go do it instead of sperging out for hours again
Why are you so defensive and rude? Others will agree that you're very difficult to filter, and you even admitted to using different photos/videos every time to evade MD5 filtering.
>>212891658
It's not anime though

>>212891695
go bibble hub

once again I'm sat here wondering why I didn't buy more crypto over the last few years

Still nobody replied about the difference of the bible as I remember it opening from what I see now how Genesis opens.

alri lads I'm going in

Bradley Walsh Yhe Binble

>>212891659
It was compiled and standardized in Latin by the Church.

Crazy how mentally ill DTFIC is

>>212891744
i like him

Bunch of roma gypsies begging around hackney central

not really been keeping up, is drumpf a literal nonce now?

>>212891738
Old Testament vs New Testament

hate earning so much money people don't even believe me
wish i was on 100k or something at least it's believable

>>212891762
He seems a bit desperate to fit in mind you

>>212891713
>you can filter me
>but I don't want to filter others
>you're breaking the rules
>so do I but it's different when I do it

why are you so you?

on the cans

>>212891762
No you don’t be quiet

>>212891781
>>but I don't want to filter others
I've been asking how to filter him this entire time and pointing out it is extremely difficult when he evades filters intentionally.

>>212891792
Corrr bet she had a paper round in Marrakesh!

>>212891792
i have low standards, would basically eat any arse, but that's not good at all. why would have that saved

>>212891785
WAHEYYYYY

>>212891785
shall be getting on the cannage in approximately 2 hours

>>212891792
need her to take a seat

>>212891792
such a sad arse

>>212891742
only much later. for centuries koine greek was the strandard in the church

mental how much better /brit/ is if you filter out all the foreign flags
>ireland
>canada
>belgium
>brazil
literally the worst poosters are all foreign

>>212891802
>him
Lad you’re talking to at least 4 different people. Sort yourself out

Just scranned some La Roche-Posay Effaclar Duo+M (via my pores)

>>212891403
corrrrrrrr

>>212891823
i like the micks me

>>212891823
This. /brit/ is actually good again when you do this, only issue is the occasional heathermong meltie but they are decreasing nowadays

>>212891744
blud's mindbroken

>>212891831
Sorry if I used the wrong pronoun for you.

just scranned a hornet

eating pasta for breakfast

>Shure Canslad? He's as British as Oliver Cromwell

Wanked 4 times to AI yesterday and today. Reckon it's over for me. Hook me up to the pod

>>212891854
Is this the “I’ve realised I look like a retard so now I’ll double down on it” phase of your little melty? Always my favourite part

someone made a post that reminded me of sir keir saying release of the sausages yesterday and i couldn't stop laughing at work

>>212891872
Literally what do you even wank to with AI? Dirty talking with ChatGPT?

eating five custard doughnuts

>>212891775
Oh right, I opened up the new test.

It's so clear that judaism began in Egypt

>>212891880
No idea what you're talking about. If anyone is melting down it's you. It's clear you need to post your little avatars and simp for your egirls to get a little bit of attention, so I'll just try and filter you as much as possible.

>>212891889
I generate images of things that are my fetish.

my sister and my fiancee are arguing on a whatsapp family group chat about which version of final fantasy 6 is better

allowing the fiancee to join was a mistake

>>212891921
why are you marrying a tranny

>>212891902
>It's so clear that judaism began in Egypt
Yes that's what it says in the Bible. Maybe you should read the whole thing before commenting on it.

>>212891921
Are they both fat?

>>212891927
we love each other

>>212891921
hope she cheats on you with a bbc

>>212891888
Reckon he’s been purposely as shit as possible since then so people would forget he called for the return of the sausages in a press conference

>>212891943
cute x

>>212891938
my sister is but she has three kids so she's excused

fiancee was fat when we started dating but she's pretty skinny now

me when i'm forced to leave my room

>>212891927
>>212891938
Always tickles me how jealous and bitter you lads get when another lad talks about his parter lmfao

>>212891935
Maybe, but you definitely should stop harassing the mooses.

I am writing this in response to the Rorke who said it's pseudohistory

>>212891921
Never beat it personally. I got to the World of Ruin, got bored and never picked it up again.

>>212891916
um

gymtoil? completed it mate

>>212891962
You have a woman with three kids arguing about children's video games
Is she a single mum with no clue who the dads are?

me when I try to stop the migrants

>>212891921
time for you to settle the matter, which version's better?

>>212891990
...nh

>>212891921
cute x

Going to sleep…FOREVER!!!

rorke on a megamadone

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1752667342413831.mp4

>>212891822
Only for the New Testament
When it was canonized it was in Latin which is what almost all bibles are actually based on today

Manifesto 60% written, time to start the planning phase.....

do you lads think the UK will ever have a down syndrome prime minister?

>>212891999
never played it, no clue

>>212891990
nah she's with the dad of all three. they both collect old consoles and video games, no CEX is safe.

that's the leftover dominos scranned

>>212891621
YJK

>>212891921
Make a thread on /vr/ about it and they'll give you the best opinions on the matter that you can then copy paste to shut them up

>>212892030
looool gwarn rorkeyboy

>>212892035
Got one now mate

>>212892032
you think the septuagaint was in latin... fuck sake how do you spastics come up with new retardations each day

>>212891975
Well, it surely isn't historical

Oh GET A FUCKING GRIP
I'm sorry, I just can't fucking do this anymore

>>212892035
we can only hope

>>212892044
So that explains her, shes autistic. What's the excuse for your girlfriend?

>>212892078
stay strong ok

I believe in you

>>212892030
kek

>>212892067
Never said that. Obviously the Septuagint was in Hebrew until it was compiled with the New Testament and translated into Latin when canonized. And the Bible is not just the Septuagint + New Testament, there were other additions. That's not controversial.

Was thinking about shagging that lads fat milf sister but apparently she’s still with her fella so I’ll stop now

>>212892035
should be BIG harv

>>212892127
I'm still thinking about shagging his now-slim autistic missus

>>212892071
I am not talking about God and miracles, I am talking about the origin of the religion.

i rule hip hop

>>212892044
blud is pro group chat anarchy get the crystals, girls

>>212892141
The tranny?

>>212892207
Wasn't confirmed
We can hope not

>>212892098
she completed a mobile version of FF6 and posted about it to the group chat and my sister attacked her saying that version is shit because it's based on the PSX version which has different sprites and my fiancee is trying to defend her choices

they've moved on to other ff games now but I haven't played any

>>212892247
>>212892247
>>212892247

>>212892235
They're all very boring games anyway

>>212890967
THERE GOES MY HERO
WATCH HIM AS HE GOES