Thread 212898368

LOVELY FUCKING GIRLS HAVING LOVELY FUCKING edish

forgot to take my magnesium

poo

Poo barms

lads
I'm not making a proper fucking /new/
Just fucking use paedo's one
It's funny that he got arse raped so much by me that he needs to make a new nearly 30 posts in advance

>>212898435
ummmmmmm

jizzrael

Sucking a coffee lads

my kerry katona sex arse is arriving tomorrow

>>212898450
>paedo on a melty so he digs through the archives to quote me

This is my Sister, she called me 'biomass' because I spend all my time on the computer

Protect the pensioners at all costs. They're the lifeblood of this country

Secured da ting

>>212898512
Enjoy x

>Severe Thunderstorm Warning
where is it then?

remember when canspaedo called spainnonce a 'white faggot'

>>212898455
:)

concerning innit

>>212898491
link

list of women who have been called "queen of /brit/":

abigail shapiro, aisha, alanah garcin, alexandria ocasio-cortez, alice johnson mirukawa
amaimint, amalomariwashington, amer hussain, anneliese stenzel, anya taylor-joy
anzu, asuka kishi, audrey hepburn, barbara palvin, bcfcnoor
beatrice vio, belle delphine, billie eilish, björk, bonbibonkers
boxxy, brittany venti, cara delevigne, cardi b, carol vorderman
charli xcx, chloe harwood, chloechattty, christina hendricks, contrapoints
delicate asmr, demi burton, dua lipa, ellaapowerr, elsa jean
emilia clarke, emma ellingsen, emy antastesia, eva notty, fraser crossley
georgia tyndall, gibi asmr, greggs girl, grimes, hayley atwell
helen skelton, henry griffiths, holly willoughby, janet devlin, jorja smith
josie, karen kujo, kate middleton, katie from the stylinguist blog, katie hopkins
kay's cooking, keeley donovan, kelly brook, kentqt, kero kero bonito
kristen stewart, laci green, lauren elizabeth, lauren southern, lily may mac
louise mensch, maisie williams, marie kondo, millie bobby brown, miriam leone
nadiya hussain, natalie mars, nigella lawson, nikki haley, nyannyancosplay
pint gf, priti patel, queen elizabeth ii, queen maxima, queen rania
rachel goswell, rachel riley, riley reid, rita ora, rose
rosy, saffiyah khan, saoirse ronan, sara, scarlett johansson
snailmail, sophia kleo, sophie ellis-bextor, sophie turner, spoony
stacey dooley, strengththruoi girl, sue, summer, susanna koski
susanna reid, taylor swift, tracer, umaru, valentina bilbao
virginia gardner, "whoever ate that fookin bat" tiktok girl, yui hirasawa, zoe quinn

some things i noticed
>2013-2014, "queen of /brit/" was used to mostly refer to cara, maisie, sophie, saoirse, rachel riley
>2016-2018 were the peak years of people calling someone "queen of /brit/", this is where the biggest bulk of the archive results were
>"queen of /brit/"posting has declined since 2018
>/brit/ has been simping relentlessly over women for 7 years*
[update 2025: 12 years*]

being stalked by some psycho girl at work who im pretty sure is a schizo
just randomly pops up behind and starts monologuing about her boring fucking life, always asks the same questions, keeps trying to invite herself out with me
why me though, always seems to attract these fucking weirdos
other lads in office keep taking the piss too

>>212898554
press the complimentary three dots on his post and reverse google search it x

>>212898491
>gosh anon, you're such a biomass!

>>212898435
:)

>>212898576
Shut the fuck up and just post the tits

>>212898545
um

>>212898569
she fit?

>>212898491
why haven't you shagged her yet
I'd be motorboating the shit out of those titties 247

>>212898614
ask mummy dearest to reverse search it since she does everything for you anyways

>>212898512
not for EU thats right eu cucks we get strawberry sarnies and you get the french

jeezy peeps

>>212898529
it's coming

>>212898557
It's Emma Roberts, always has been and always will be, newfag

>>212886056
that is arcadia bay, a fictional town in the pacific north west of america and the setting of lhe wonderful games life is strange and life is strange before the storm

so many fit young girls out today with no bras under their little tops :)

>why haven't you shagged her yet
>I'd be motorboating the shit out of those titties 247

>>212898545
ummy

curry night with the boys

>>212898640
oh no!

>>212898435
>>212898545
>>212898557
>>212898674

>>212898700
pizza night with my cat

>>212898626
wouldn't say she's fit, not ugly, just very plain and average. bout 5ft, slim, dark hair, brown eyes, white, very mid. doesn't stop talking about food and herself
everytime I see her it's "what you having for lunch today?" and I swear to God everytime she says it is feel like breaking something

fucking UM

>>212898725
looks like marie from breaking bad here

>>212898491
Make sure to let your sister know that she can lay her big fat tits on my head whenever she wants

>>212898368 (OP)
I'm one of those who enjoy peegasm (and even prefer it over your typical hfwo cum, by the way it should be squirtgasm if it's subtly short pees). Best advice is to follow dildo hero videos (I prefer the faster ones). The beats you have to follow actually reduces anticipation/feedback and makes it feel less familiar like you're being fucked. I do it kneeling (doggy style) with a hard curved toy on my right hand, have a container for the pee to go to and do anal for hours on end (lasts at least an hour or 2 and can go up to 8+ hours).
I would keep on squirting piss all the time, contractions, squit, feel good several times a minute, repeat over and over. It's like having mini multiple orgasms vs one big orgasm with the standard hfwo which you can't repeat if you messed up (post nut with hfwo) or takes away too much stamina after the initial cum. sometimes it gets too intense that you'd have to pull the dildo out and just enjoy the mini contractions.

and if you want to intensify the feeling make sure your glans is well-lubed (you ooze pre-ejaculate anyways with this method), massage it with left thumb and you'll feel some weird nerve connections which seems to make your butt more erogenous, I rarely do this since this fills up my pee bucket immediately (it fully drains your bladder) which is what you probably don't want to do since you have to keep a decent amount of bladder pressure to increase sensitivity however doing this method shifts the sensitivity not to your prostate/contractions but the surrounding area of the butt and other phantom spots (possibly the "female" vestigial nerves). the feeling is more akin to when you keep on stimulating your glans after cumming which usually leads to peeing but much more satisfying since you're never really going to cum seminal fluids this way so no chance you're gonna have a post-nut clarity for up to 10 solid hours (or as far as you can go). best tip is to take sports drink prior, during, and after.

>>212898738
get her pumped

and all with their tiny little shorts on revealing a cheeky bit of bum :)

might spin up a bit of assassins creed origins

>>212898694
mental how fucking stupid whites are that they keep falling for this same trick lmao

i've never been very good at trolling even though i've been on 4chan for half my life

>>212898776
>>212898435
>>212898674

>>212898773
omdz rorke

>>212898796
don’t worry you need to be a top level autistic loser freak to be good at ‘trolling’

>>212898796
i'm too nice for trolling i'm a sincerityboy

where's db cooper?

pre-raphaelian >>212898801

>>212898789
don't worry the new guru of the british right will save us

walking on the beaches
looking at the peaches

so this is the aforementioned rorke fellow

monter energy 2 for £3.20

um

Let me break it down for everyone:

* England is the island; it is comprised of Wales, Scotland, and Britain, all countries.
* Great Britain is everything except for Ireland.
* UK is comprised of Wales, Southern Ireland, Scotland, Britain, Northern Ireland.

There was a map I saw the other day that laid it out perfectly. I'll try to find it in a second

>>212898725
mad how fit she was before the anti-psychotics fattened her

>>212898920
You just would tho wouldn't you

>>212898861
>translated a sign 20 years ago
>get to live in the UK for free for the rest of your life with your entire family
comical country. already 3 kids and the wife still looks young so could push a few more out + parents, uncles, grandparents and so on

>>212898929
toby :)

mouseysian >>212898929

>>212898920
He's gay, that's his friend

>>212898941
Correct

>>212898917
>>212898876
islam can't come soon enough inshallah

ziedbelgian >>212898920

>>212898955
monster is too high class for mousey
mousey drinks those 35p euroshopper cans

>>212898941
Wrong

This cunt needs sectioning asap

>>212899000
Do you know the map I'm talking about or no?

>>212898980
erm

Nonce botnet spamming time :D

we're getting ofcommed out of existence

>>212898983
they're the biggest nonces going

>>212899021
No but your summary is just wrong

making a new vegetable farm on the 'craft

fucking get them paid

anyone watched that new gordon ramsey show?

>>212899000
>>212899063
How so?

>>212899091
PAYE pigs where we at

UM

That's Canada filtered

Uhhhhh

I like how they divided Ireland: The south vs. the north. It's like the sharks and the jets, from West Side Story, lol. Northern vs southern Ireland who's going to steal Maria's heart, lol

>>212899111
>>212899048
this is just exhibitionism at this point

Have to give it to the Chinese. I received my Alibaba/Ali express/wish.com/temu/shein cheap Chinese boxers and they are incredibly comfy. It’s like my cock and balls are all coddled up in soft breathable silk.
Don’t fancy them surviving many washes but with 3 packs of boxers costing nearly £20 in the shop, best value for money might just be living like a Saudi prince wearing brand new underpants daily.
Wonder if they sell anything else that isn’t complete shit.

>>212899111
you can see her pussy lips what the fuck

Islamophobia is completely mainstream and accceptable but you can't say a single thing about the Jews

I think these images are illegal. I want it known that I do not approve

Alibaba sex arse

>>212899185
mate just get them chucked into the ocean when they're done and get some more delivered by a giant tanker and or frieght plane

women love my fat belly and double chin

>>212899179
good job you figured it out

Genuinely reckon you should be shot if you post that sort of shite
Regardless of legality

>>212899234
No you’re thinking of fat wallets and double story homes

if dtfic had a meltdown for 15 hours straight he would have wasted all that time by having a meltdown rather than being productive, that's how sad he is

>>212899245
just nooooticing m8. women always complain about sexual harassment and yet they're such massive exhibitionist sluts

How about we fix Britain's lack of biodiversity? Barren fields aren't as great as everyone pretends they are

saw a bloke with no shirt get on a bus, shouldnt be allowed

>>212899253
why

we need bumfights but with all the spastic loser /brit/ personalities

they're clearly prime breeding age thoughbeit

>>212899308
Because it's vile
Imagine someone taking creepshots of your little sister and posting them online

>>212899253
I mean it's just a picture of a girl wearing shorts in hot weather
why don't you blame the girl, her parents, society or the weather
women taking responsibility though? never

if l was lucky enough to be a girl l'd still be a virgin but by choice and focusing on tradwife pairbonding

>>212898694
lol what a surprise
Reform show why capitalism is an anti-White system

The solution is a British National Socialist Workers Party

>>212899281
i see a bloke almost daily who walks on the seafront shirtless who has a deep tan and looks like a leather sofa

Canada is my neighbor to the north, but I've never even been there. It has places called Saskatchewan and Prince Edward Islands. Sound like kitchen instruments/metallic utensils, lol. "Hey, honey, pass me the Saskatchewan." Lmao

>>212899329
my little sister is 31

>>212899335
we’d all be turbosluts as demanded by our female brains
imagine the depravity of a female /brit/

alright lads please take the incel level down a bit

>>212899278
i wonder how long it takes to make proper biodiverse woodland with all the ecological knowledge people have now
not just regular oak with holly and bracken shite that seems to be everywhere but trying to reproduce "ancient" woodland

>>212899329
ah yes it's the people looking who are pervs not the girls for dressing that way righto

Need the Online safety act to go online Now

Revokes Canadian IPs' ability to post images in this general:

4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has(.flag-ca):has(.file):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))

Preserves CA text-only posts and OPs of course.

>>212899357
can't be healthy

>>212899365
Obviously when she was underage like this mong posts you stupid prick
>>212899375
You're a sexual deviant at best and a paedophile at worst, kill yourself.

yes rorke the grown men are actually the problem not the 13 yr old

>>212899377
not until i've finished downloading some more porn

>>212899402
Just don’t let her walk out the house like that we don’t know what to tell you man

>>212899329
what about walking down the road and you see a pretty girl wearing nothing but a pair of shorts, her fat arse is hanging out of them, should I avert my eyes and not look? no it's human nature to look at pretty things retard
not ad if women don't look at attractive men. they know what they're doing bro. they don't need saving by some white Knight simp on the Internet

Are British farms productive btw? They seem like a gimmick to me. Almost everything I see in the Supermarket is produced elsewhere. There's no British produce in the Supermarkets.

>>212899091
Business idea: when you turn 75, you are legally detained and put into a care home. The state pays for your upkeep. The state buys any properties you own from you at the market rate (you can sell these on the open market before you hit 75, if you wish). The state sells those properties on so that younger people will have houses to live in.

This would probably reduce the cost of pensions and adult social care, while also making lots of houses available for younger people and families to buy.

Desperate to fit in Canadian paedophile (DTFICP)

bizarre society that allows teenage girls to dress like prostitutes but demonises the men for looking at them

>>212899441
>There's no British produce in the Supermarkets.
Not really true though is it.

gfberg sure likes these cute little jellycats now dotted around the gaff but they are bloody expensive

>looking at girls wearing revealing clothes
>sexual deviant
mate...

>>212899365
She fit?

I used to LOVE hardcore metal music when I was a teenager. I used to download all of the hits on limewire and kazaa. There was this one time I thought I was downloading Trivium's greatest hits, but it turned out to be a pornographic video. Yikes! I embarrassed myself in front of my friends because we thought we were going to listen to "Dying In Your Arms" but it turned out it was a porno movie, lol

rewild Snowdonia

deciding

>>212899511
>kazaa
That takes me back

sexual promiscuity for women as a moral imperative but complete asexual repression demanded of men bravo atheists

Nike_Pro_girls_catalogue_2025.pdf

>>212899461
these days society has school girls dressing like whores and whores dressing like school girls
what a time to be alive

>>212899511
i remember downloading loads of tera patrick vids off limewire

you are the wind
l am the water
nobodies son
nobodies daughter

>>212899523
freak weirdo

My house has increased in value by 30k in 8 months

>>212899555
Clearly not on the list mate don’t know what that is

>>212899584
byhso

>>212899583
speak for yourself

>>212899511
once downloaded some anime porn and my friend came over and saw it and i said one of our other friends sent me it and then that friend got bullied instead of me

>>212899583
Your house or the bank’s house?

if you dont want to be raped you shouldn't wear shorts sorry l dont make the rules

:)

when I was like 10 me and my mates used to steal to clothing catalogues and rip put the women's lingerie sections and we sat there by the side of the road discussing whi had the best tits
yes im I am old this was before porn

>>212899613
devilish, lol

>>212899523
female prisoner scorpion mentioned

>>212899621
yes because looking at a woman is the same as raping her
bravo

>>212899621
Guy who sees people finding women attractive and immediately thinks about rape

Well she was just thirteen, I was thirty-one
I said “Little girl, let’s have some fun”

I’m gonna marry that girl
She’s thirteen years old, woo!
I’m gonna marry that girl that’s thirteen years of age

Well I took her to the church after school
She’s just thirteen and she’s my cousin too

BLUEEEEEE WATER

>>212899329
>Imagine someone taking creepshots of your little sister and posting them online
Her fault for being a fucking slut

IT'S THE APOCALYPSE

>>212899633
did you ever wank together?

>>212899441
>There's no British produce in the Supermarkets.
Yes there is.

might watch a fillum later

I would consider myself a shagger TBF. I have a natural charm and charisma that is unmatched.

build back british

>>212899614
Based on the equity it's about 70% the banks

>>212899750
you were grim 10 years ago christ knows how freakish you look now

>>212899750
Would you have sex with Mark if he were up for it?

>>212899745
I say this too

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx201znge11o

>Kemkaran
>Punjabi surname

Der Ewige Indian

I’ve wasted so much time of my life posting on 4chan and /brit/

>>212899745
i just KNOW you have a letterboxd

>>212899796
prefer not to say

oh yeah one of you was going to post your knob today and asked to be reminded about it

Ran into this guy at my local pub. Turns out we have the same best friend. Awkward....Lol

>>212899796
whats wrong with that?

>>212899794
ktim

>>212899772
You didn't even know what I looked 10 years ago. Let's just say I was fit then and I am fit now.

>>212899776
Yes.

The old divisions of Europe no longer matter.

It's Whites against nons, worldwide. From Tierra del Fuego to Alaska, from Libson to Vladivostok.

>>212899816
What's his name

>>212899805
I already posted it lad

As I recall I know you love to show off
But I never thought that you would take it this far
https://youtu.be/ZAz3rnLGthg

any films out worth pirating or nah

>>212899829
How would you like to have sex with him?

>>212899821
stat padder

>>212899861
pirates of the caribbean watched it last night

>>212899861
no not a single one

I remember watching Demolition Man and thinking how stupid shit like fining people was for swearing but here we are, 7 years away from 2032 and Kent Council, with nothing better to do are trying to make it a reality.

>>212899861
yeah

'owt good on the telly tonight?

>>212899834
Michael. He's a jew. He has a big nose, too :---->). Just as you'd expect. Schnoz just hanging off his face. Ugly, in fact, but a good friend. An ugly, big-nosed jew, but he's my best friend, what can I say, haha

>>212899888
you're not wrong mate it's an absolutely quality film

seen it many times but might as well watch it again

>>212899861
that one with john lithgow that came out in march

>>212899917
Oh yeah? Michael? Big Nose Mike? Yeah we go way back

Any Kingdom Hearts fans in?

>>212899955
Rule of Jenny Pen

>>212899962
Why do you hate One Piece?

had an argument with gf earlier
well, I say argument, more her just having a go for no reason and holding me hostage
apparently I "wait for her to change to bin, and wash the pots before I fill them again"
don't even know what that's meant to mean?
I said, "that's what bins are for, you fill them up when they get empty" and she lost it
as if im sitting here in the corner of the kitchen, crouched down next to the bin waiting for the moment it gets emptied to fill it back up just to spite her

what is wrong with women
anyway I just left the room and ignored her, to which she follows me telling me I don't give a shit...

just love an argument don't they, almost like they get off on it

>>212899999
Bradley Walsh Yhe Binble

watching old episodes of WCW Thunder

>>212899993
Because it's shit.

>>212899959
We call him "Mike The Nose"... for obvious reasons, lol

Hint:
:-------->)

Im thinking of ending things

>>212899996
She wants shagging. Hard.

>>212899996
Mental how fucking stupid men are

>>212899916
Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly

National Socialists and Fascists in Europe should no longer feel any need to defend monarchism, Christianity or capitalism. These are all outdated and dead ideas, which are helping to strangle the White race.

We need the third position of National Socialism.

heard all the rape and incest games are getting removed from steam

>>212900032
*rapes you*

having a nice time with imaginary golden retriever friend

>>212900054
the end of an era

>>212900054
yeah and anime nonce shit too

>>212900012
filler show

Should probably go for a walk but don't want to be around all the Friday normgroids

I can't control my niggas
And my niggas they can't control me
https://youtu.be/bvBfiRWLj_0

>>212900093
ye binble made jesus wlak

Relatively new member here. It seems to me that this Canslad spends an awful lot of time here and yet the opinion of him is very low. So I think it would be wise for me to ignore anything he says from here on out.

cunting faggot nigga family camping outside my door all day to latch onto me as soon as i step out
just want to go to the park ffs

>>212900093
this is catyank the corrupt avatarfagging janny who tolerates the constant pedo spamming, ai sloppa, and ban evading trolls
say bravo to catyank the corrupt janny

>>212900113
He's a 47 years old disabled man who lives with his mum and lusts after his Latvian carer and roleplays as Judge Dredd on 4chan.

>>212900144
The more I hear about this person and the more of him I experience, the less I like him

rape cansnonce

>>212899996
after argument sex is best sex
she's obviously stressed and needs a good shagging
could just say "hun im gagging for a hard shag" but no, women expect you to be able to mind read

>>212900144
glass houses bro

>>212900144
post your arse

heh

it’s 1pm and I haven’t eaten or drank a single atom of anything all day

>>212900161
He also accuses me and anyone else who is critical of him of being /Brit/ legend Spainlad

>>212900181
I life mog most of /Brit/

>>212900218
get a nucleus down you

Oh dear. British Farming is dying a slow painful death.

In this thread, Canslad is a hero. End of story.

I used to work at blizzard entertainment

>>212900244
looks like a slow rise to me

>>212900257
whens hots 2 coming out then

Friday night and im getting out my comic books and drinking warm vimto out of a plastic straw
might even do a bit of my legs millennium falcon
yahoo

>>212900244
dead country mate

>>212900244
>dying
looks like it already died in the 90s and the line hasn't really changed since

The Sopranos is also cringe Reddit shite

>>212900201
apparently bradders might appreciate stuff like this as he secretly has that sort of sense of humour

Sacked Tranny probably has one of the more legitimate claims to the title of 'canslad' since he:

>has a willy
>is on record having drank cans (of cider, on vocaroo)

sharp as a cue ball this one

>>212900304
so are your posts

>>212900304
remember when ebin left you in a locked car?

>>212900304
Yeah well it came out before Reddit did so

>>212900339
No they aren't mate. I'm a well-liked thread manager here at /Brit/. I'm popular with my team.

>>212900315
plus of course
>is literally canslad
>and spainlad

being criticised by sacked troon is like having a homeless wog crackhead making fun of your shoes or something

big shoe big shoe!

>>212900376
all 190

>>212900379
one of those ever more common examples of both sides being awful

Remember when Kramer said it

>>212900376
certainly helps his case

>>212900379
Let's go over the list again shall we
>Doing a STEM degree
>Employed at the UK's best paying supermarket
>Do taekwondo
>Do digital art
>Have friends I talk to regularly
>Many hobbies and interests
>Speak several languages

I have a LOT going for me mate.

eating midgets

why isn't India seen as the mystical land of spirituality anymore

I just realized my whole existence for the past 6 years is just wasting time til i can sleep so i can wake up and waste time again

Imagine being so poor that you actually remembers having to spend 10 pence due to your own laziness and dogshit pre-planning

>>212900422
sgorgrinmgninagng

tired of this dolly now can we have another one please

>>212900419
svream

some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe they're leading

you wish you were eating this good

Not been keeping up with the mentally ill virgin lore. Why has spainnonce brought back his employedwoman gimmick on a new trip?

>>212900422
screaming roaring and attacking niggers with sharpened rocks

>>212900422
Lmao you stupid imbecile

ALDI do three types of carrier bags
>Compostable green bags - 10p
>Standard white bag - 30p
>Strong, durable bags with pictures on them - 65p

And we always offer the customer the 30p bags unless they specify otherwise

>>212900519
wouldn't know since i don't shop at aldi
i'm not poor you see

>>212900517
erm

any biomass mandem in?

>>212900519
wow fascinating

>>212900519
they do hairy bawbags an all evidently

>>212900502
corr three pots of burger sauce

>>212900519
uh oh watch out lads this bloke is getting angry

>>212900559
lmao

>>212900553
bit of biomass on this lad's tummy >>212900502

MELDI

>>212900559
scremglbling

Get it made.

>>212900559
scremjeongtong

>>212900244
taxing the farmers will fix this

Stop abusing me. It's unnecessary and cruel. A bit of banter is fine but you always take it too far

Just had a nice wank to those pics DTFIC posted, thanks mate :)

you notice how differently he posts about the one thing he actually knows anything about (aldi store regulations) compared to anything else
many hobbies and interests my indeed!

>>212900626
:)

>>212900656
he got three pots though didn't he

>>212900656
was a nice looking kebab thoughbeit

what happened to bollocklad
did he ever get his surgery or is his bollock still slowly swelling up until it covers the whole country

Just found out that some proper fit national action slag who got sent down was from my home town
Mental
Could have easily shagged her, shame.

>>212900693
bruises on my bag have healed and am now ready for another session of clamping tonight

cansmong is the only one with the new thread timer completed on his cookie

>>212900720
you might not be the bollocklad i was thinking of

get it made

>>212900759
me waiting in the chippy queue

my greatest achievement in life was gaining the moniker "bollocklad" on an internet forum

im one shandy in and too drunk to get it made
GET IT MADE

>>212900799
cansmong forgot to change his vpn again

State Rep. Wankard Pooser, Jackson County

>>212900788
to be fair what you did to get called that was pretty special
size of a pepsi can it was!

>>212900813
>>212900813
>>212900813

come on dickead
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