Thread 213038156

holodem edish

Alri

probably about time to cook my tea

girl at toil is very pretty but she's 5'10 like me
it's ruining my casanova reputation in the office when we're near one another

>>>/mu/127132595
um

are you thickers

pink pony club ~

my balls smell like burning rubber is this normal?

Going to start pinning test soon and get even bigger than I am now

>cash transactions
>handicapped sign

what did costco mean by this

Rorke, can I have a quick word outside please?

iphone iphone caillou's got an iphone

>>213038205
5'10-5'11 girls make me want to die because i'm 5'11

>>213038200
reminds me of botw

who's in the /mu/ sticky

>>213038253
good postington

Smithdown Road at Magdala Street, 2000s and 2025

29 (you)s in the last thread for me
basically 10% of the bump limit

Was I the Man of the Thread?
It'd be difficult to argue otherwise. That's for sure.

Sir Geezer Butler

>>213038330
for what post

nth for the gyal x baddiedem

>>213038205
6'0 and have a forever unfulfilled need for girls taller than me
wish I could trade 6 inches in for god-tier charisma and not being a runt (ironically)

>>213038319
Very allegorical.

>>213038205
>>213038284
i wonder what sex with a girl thats exactly your height is like

Rorke whipping out his Huawei JX-PuPuPhone XL-90 with the 488hz screen and eight cameras and holographic projector and wondering why the ladies aren’t getting wet

>>213038371
scrom

need sex with a 6 footer

Personally I lie about my height to make myself sound shorter. In reality I'm 5'8, but I actually declare myself to be 5'6 because sometimes people will say "nooo, you're taller than that!" and it gives me a little confidence boost.

Ozzy Osbourne, manager of the British Bulldogs, with Bulldog Davey Boy Smith at Wrestlemania 2 at the Rosemont Horizon in Rosemont, Illinois (1986)

>>213038371
Haha yeah rorke does like his technology doesn't he

>>213038371
HAO LING

>>213038400
iPhone (I don't)

>>213038330
*taps you on the shoulder*
ahem

Smithdown Road at Yanwath Street, 1978 and 2025

The view from the original spot would be mainly of a brick wall, since the Super Store built an extension so it's a bit further forward and to the right for this one

>>213038400
dunno
*looks at it*
nokia

>>213038205
remember walking past a 6'6 volleyball/basketball lass. we side eyed eachother. I wish she pinned me down and raped me on the spot

She’s mad

>>213038058
I would be ok with it in principle but my parents have said more than once that they would rather end their lives at old age rather than live it through to its natural end so I feel really uneasy about it

>>213038382
6 inhcer for me

Does /brit/ have a plan for the Ofcom ban?

>>213038371
snorkling

>>213038400
well since the lord protector took power and dismissed parliament all foreign phones have been banned so i have an anglophone, just like you obviously

>>213038358
>told /brit/ that my dad called me up asking me to watch Superman with him - got me 7 yous
>a humorous image of Ozzy Osbourne having to speak to St Peter and explain his satan worshipping ways - got me another 7 yous
>another 5 yous for posting the costco menu
the remaining 10 were miscellaneous for posts getting 3 yous or fewer

>>213038423
looks like we both run things my friend

dogberg hasn't got long left

why do nerdy/mediocre Asian women make white men melt like butter

>>213038459
spankbang is back, I think we'll be OK

>>213038459
Just chill out and relax safe in the knowledge that heatherpaedo and DTFIC have both killed themselves, then get on with my life lol

Foreigners being constantly confused about what this face really means always makes me laugh

>>213038459
cry myself to sleep every night cause I miss my mates

>>213038459
Will try and quit this place
>>213038495
Also this lol

leftypops pulling out his iFag 20 Rainbow edition and all the resident bummers start getting stiff and caressing his bumcheeks

>>213038459
will be loitering around in the monty pyke and striking up conversation with every awkward 2X year old bloke I see in the hopes that it's a fellow /brit/ poster

>>213038424
did the smithdown 10 as a youth

>>213038469
>haha of course anon I was just checking, so do you want to go to the Loweist rally against enemies of the commonwealth this weekend?

>>213038423
get on my level

>>213038525
>2X
haha yeah

>>213038382
sexaholic here shes making me drunk off the sexaohol

>>213038524
dire DIRE patter rorke

>>213038391
umm

(poo)

>>213038524
just you stick with the twitter screenshots and we'll do the patter x

>>213038562
leftypops absolutely FUMING

>>213038479
who is this angel?

>>213038495
knowing that the impending ban is causing serious psychological harm to those freaks cheers me up so much it scares me a little

>>213038400
looks a bit young. am i about to be arrested?

>>213038382
glad her ankle;s better x

need to shit shower and shave

>>213038524
iphones have been the standard normie phone for over a decade mate, if you like you razor gamer phone thats cool but lets not pretend

leftypol putting bog roll in the toilet before pooing

rarity

leftypol being bummed up his batty bumhole by a bunch of batty bum-bandit bummers in the middle of bummingham-upon-battybum

>>213038506
mental how whites have essentially evolved telepathy through this

>>213038626
verboten

Finally leaving London. I'M MOVING TO KENT!

>>213038489
sxyprn still gone though
i got a VPN just for that haha
yes i am a cooming addict

>>213038472
give em a bunch of treats and hugs

mental how I just want peace and quiet

rorkeypops pretending he doesnt wank to gay porn

Not Ozzy! Not fucking Ozzy!

>>213038651
lmao its true
he's capitalisms biggest fan - as long as companies fly the bender flag

>>213038618
iPhones have always been girl phones, if you're a bloke with one you are almost certainly a bender let's not pretend

>>213038592
some whore on reddit

eating cornflakes with 6 teaspoons of sugar

>>213038658
stay outta my ends senpai

Having to go to Dundee tomorrow for toil. Combined total of 7 hours on a train just to sit in a fucking meeting room for an hour. Why is toilberg so backwards hasn't anyone told him about teams?

>>213038506
that meme is about how they do know what it means. it's the white person masking their racism

>>213038651
*looks at this image closely*
Erm this is actually a picture of rorke shortly after hearing someone insult elon musk

eating rorkeypops for breakfast cereal

I feel genuine hatred for our womens team lol

been alone so long that the idea of me ever having a girlfriend seems utterly fantasifull

My mobile's a second hand Oneplus I got from Cex

>>213038660
yh that was my go to for western gooning, F. at least I can rip all of the JAV heroine and supervillain kino off spankbang before they get blocked again

>>213038735
>it's the white person masking their racism
alri brownlad

>>213038759
ssm

>>213038749
i have coomed to atkgirlfriends scenes hundreds of times
mad its some old asian man doing the shagging

uh oh

might watch the new misterfantasmo

Rorke whipping out his blue iPhone 5c inside his angry birds phone case

>>213038773
no i'm not seaside mark

aff tae bed

back in the old days i used to come into /brit/ and be like "OH GOD TURN ON CNN, THE QUEEN IS DEAD"

and i'd also do "OH GOD TURN ON CNN, OZZY OSBOURNE JUST DIED!"

and now both of those things have actually happened.....

>>213038736
>rorke caring about some yank
just you stick with the twitter screenshots and we'll do the patter x

>>213038757
cronem pumpdoll

>>213038731
millennials call it a "humiliation ritual"

>>213038759
i do the same, don't get this obsession with phones

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa FUCK OFF KEIR

>>213038809
lol loved that gimmick

>>213038826
You. Were. Warned.

>>213038820
some wog in my first year of uni told me I wouldn't pull because I had a samsung
I did okay regardless but this is how people think

>>213038772
hes biting his lip to stop from saying NIGGER right to the black guys face

>>213038826
it was a tory policy albeit

>>213038833
wish it suddenly switched to them tekking baton

>>213038859
my dream

>>213038833
pwoerful

>>213038826
phoneposters btfo

>>213038793
kek I did the same it's over

>>213038863
then why is he continuing it? didn't have any issues with cancelling the rwanda scheme on day 1. fuck this country

started buying low fat cheese in an effort to not die by the age of 50

is it financially better to buy new or used iphones every few years or just wait many years until your current one bites the dust?

just booted up pornhub to see if the ban had come in and now I'm on the homepage of pornhub seeing a lot of naked pretty ladies and feeling a wank coming on

my brotha's at home, my other brotha

>>213038701
I can inform you its actually mylittlerobin

doing a poo, any questions?

>>213038833
screaming at this. their sad little faces.

leftypops spending £3000 on a phone for women to compliment his effeminate poofter visage

britain is the north korea of woke

Looking forward to the next general election where I can vote for the red centre right party or the blue centre right party

>>213038932
as predicted

>>213038935
should i use a fresh lime or lime juice in my tea?

>>213038926
yeah just went on and saw naked midget

>>213038957
vote poo party

>>213038833
female commentators are terrible
and that's the absolute best they could find

rorke dropping his nokia to prove it's unbreakable but then it breaks

leftypol buying the latest iphone with his shelf stocking salary and still getting friendzoned

>>213038981
they only run in fulham

>>213038858
sad state of affairs but in a way it does filter out the superficial idiots

>>213038833
redpill me on what type of person supports bristol rovers compared to bristol city

alright lads how's it evening

>>213038926
get the peng gay porn on

Strathcona Road, Wavertree, 1910s and 2025

>>213038932
nationality?

>>213039038
litter everywhere now
whats changed

rorke using a phone box

>>213038957
who do i vote for if i want no immigrants and no welfare state?

>hey anon you mind explaining to me why you nervous?
>Can I look at your Internet history?

>>213039038
Need the brownest and blackest, most low iq individuals, occupying every single one of those homes

>>213038826
grim

Only 20% of millennials were unemployed in their subject within a year of university

70% of under 30s are now

Millennials never struggled

>>213039038
The situation in Britain now is so perverse that, if you could convey it to people from a century ago, I think they, after getting over the disbelief and astonishment and accepting that this really was true, would assume it could not possibly have come about by chance. Whatever their complaints about the Britain of 1900, they wouldn’t have believed it capable - on its own - of the degeneration we have seen. They would insist that it must have been wickedly subverted, every failsafe removed, and entire systems of governance, culture and morality repurposed, made to achieve the opposite of their purported function.

VALID CRASH OUT

>>213039108
Reform

>The situation in Britain now is so perverse tha-
*yawns loudly*

leftypol calling the moon from a landline

>>213039069
don't know

>>213038858
>some wog in my first year of uni told me I wouldn't pull because I had a samsung
you need at least 20% of your body covered in tattoos, a piercing or two and an iphone. it's the only way to get girls

>>213039137
He said no immigrants.

Ariana Grande makes history as the first woman to have 21 songs each surpass 1 BILLION streams in Spotify history.

TRVKE

England still losing in the euros semi final lads

>>213039126
compared to gen x and boomers they did

Yank Rorke getting a boner in Hooters

leftypol blaming his niece after shes raped by a migrant

>>213039137
He said no welfare

>>213039126
me in the 20%

>>213039171
Opened, saw a wall of text, closed

>>213039171
never ever trust GFEtubers. honestly they deserve. the writing was on the wall. gura is next

Why anyone wouldn't want a welfare state is beyond me.

>>213039126
we did have to pay though after people a few years older got it for free

>>213039177
wtf

rorke becoming Catholic
Rorkes girlfriend being raped by an African the next day
He's forced to raise the baby

rorke swiping left on the typewriter

Love how cynical people are that Reform will just ramp up migration even more.

The Boriswave absolutely broke this country.

White Britons are absolutely ripe for Revolutionary NS.

>>213039163
and here's the girls you will be getting

>>213039186
did you see those leggings tho

>>213039259
Reform is the party of boomers. Of course they'll ramp up immigration

might partake in a crisp butty

Who do I vote for if I want no immigrants, the tribe named and dealt with, a moderate welfare state that the private sector can't cream money off and something approaching a policy of full employment?

>>213039286
corr might join you

>>213039126
most millennials grew up during a time where everyone thought the only way to easily make money and be successful was to work some corporate job while most zoomers grew up seeing everyone get rich through the internet doing whatever they want and don't really aspire to work normal jobs.

>>213039287
The BNP in 2010 would've been right up your alley.

These days I'm not sure. Homeland is probably the closest but they seem too conservative.

going to tell my grandchildren this was pedro pasquale

>>213039287
you may wish to consider nazi germany

Rorke drinking a mug of coffee and checking his texts on his 7 year old Nokia (he has none, again).
Leftypol laughing at him while sipping his Starbucks and opening twitter on his latest iPhone to complain about capitalism and consumerism.

>>213039215
why would i want to fund parasitic biomass
yes i'll take the risk that i'll starve and die

>>213039259
>White Britons
Uhh no
Anglo-Saxons go in the same homeward lorry as pakis

no bone movies

my pic is still up lmao
>>213007542

A muslamic coup of the labour party at the next (and last) ge

>>213039366
Be quiet asf

>>213039376
Genuine question I'm not taking the piss. Do you ever get annoyed that you got circumcised when you look down and see your dry wrinkly bellend?

fucking state of all these zoomzooms on here and on /mu/ pretending they knew all about and loved ozzy osbourne

don't care still voting monster raving loony party

>>213039413
you desperately need to get a job and a fulfilling hobby and stop thinking about thick zoomer cock all day

used to be insecure about not being circumcised but now i'm forever glad it didn't happen

glinda in the streets
elphie in the sheets
x

Why do LARPolish nationalists attack Russia for having Muslims (as it has done for centuries) when Poland shipped in 200k Uzbeks since covid?

Russia doesn't get enough credit for driving eastwards imo. Defeated the Mongols, Tatars and Turks.

i think it's fair to say ozzy is in hell

who would tony soprano vote for

if you can't wear a spandex jumpsuit, what CAN you do?

>>213039463
McCain
Romney
Trump
Biden
Trump

how is asmongold so popular on youtube

>>213039411
wish i wasnt circumcised but doesnt really bother me except for when my cockhead is overstimulated during sex or wanking nd i have to stop cause it doesnt feel good

>>213039213
gura/saba might be living in sweden now, if that were true I'm sure she isn't living alone. neither saba nor dooby commented under nimi's twitter announcement. they're well versed in "idol culture" and I don't think they'll announce their relationships on twitter vtubing accounts. I'm like 90+% sure they're both in relationships anyway. I heard a fella on dooby's chibi stream

nimi wasn't GFE experience but a strong yapper, it's easy to catch a parasocial feel. she discouraged parasocial stuff while in still in hololive but the lass it too charming

>>213039491
If it was socially acceptable for men to wear leggings like women do I wouldn't wear anything else. Sick of it really.

I am Tony Soprano
I am Ryan Gosling
I am Don Draper
I am the Joker
I am Patrick Bateman
I am Walter White

back in england lads

>>213039535
you're randall from recess

>>213039502
no way would tone vote for biden

>>213039491
Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses

>>213039502
you know he voted bush twice too

>>213039522
>nimi wasn't GFE experience
let's be honest here
ASMR is basically GFE

>>213039559
dunelm

I'd love to sniff up Emma Watson's pooey farts.

>>213039563
at least bush dad actually won the gulf war

stupid ugly mongo me

made it to season 2 of better call saul but im thinking of binning it it’s pretty shite

>>213039522
kind of funny that she dropped her merch first and only then announced the marriage months later. evil woman

mong porn

I have pooed.

>>213039522
>nimi wasn't GFE experience
ATM machine.
Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCcquTb0rRA

>>213039614
its about to get way better

deadass woke up at 1:40pm today and have no idea what my body decided i needed to recover from

>>213039630
sucks that the uk is all shitskins now not even brexit stopped it not even a jeet pm stopped it just move to northern usa

>>213039651
>[Personal Attention]

mental

can we not talk about “vtube”. it’s too virginal even for me

I HAVE POOED!

another tripcunt prattling on about browns and brexit added to the filter

binge watching BBC BNWO Cuckold Sissy Hypno PMVs again lads

oh and the women's England game

>>213039651
mental that she was doing this while getting fucked every night

>>213039651
every single one of the people that watches this should be melted down and used in biofuel refineries

I am poo...

>>213039567
I listened to a single fauna ASMR and wasn't impressed, her big pull was yapping over ASMR

>>213039651
OOF

but she stopped that kind of ASMR after joining hololive

ozzy osbourne sex arse

>>213039754
that's like saying you're rishi sunak

>>213039778
mate

>>213039786
How's life in the favelas of Rio?

All I can do is wank.

can't find that webm I seen on /tv/ where a bunch of officers were dancing with ladies and the ladies rasied their legs and you could see their hairy fanny

>>213039808
Ktim so fucking horny

>muh lionessess also losing
all in all, a great night!

>>213039818
um

COME ON LION - ESSES

>>213039806
how's life in the paki ghetto of london?

Imagine what kind of loser you have to be to imagine you're e-dating a vtuber with millions of subscribers and then having a seething meltdown when you find out they're normies with a family and sex life

>>213039560
>catholic
yeah he would

HELLRAISEEEEER

>>213039856
was saying this down the pub

>>213039851
I live in the north, but it's a shit hole here and I hate it

Reform? 1980s tories.
Homeland? 1950s tories.

There is no solution other than a National Socialist British People's Party.

>>213039856
Why would I have to imagine that?

got my tea in the air fryer

>>213039856
>b-but i thought she really was a cute anime girl of questionable age

fuck me the yanks are mad for black sabbath
britain gets weaker by the day

>>213039859
tony didn’t care much about religion. and this is the in the woke era. he would have hated woke and therefore hated biden

>>213039889
two chopped repressors

>>213039761
People who make videos pretending to be your girlfriend targeted directly at depressed men aren't good people or the type of people who change. If she did that video and the dozens of others like it on her channel wouldn't be available and monetised on her channel.
I don't know what level of sad or lonely people need to be to not see any of this.

>>213039893
is your kettle broken?

>>213039890
They're both fascist hitlerites, the latter openly so
You are retarded for not seeing this

>>213039856
just don't want to hear about her husband that's it. she said that we're not friends and yet we're expected to pay for her birth control?

What are you doing to save them?

>>213039927
You don't make tea in the kettle you fucking moron

>>213039889
AI?

I hate lesbians and gays because every single one I've met has been an utter cunt

>>213039889
>shoes on the bed
deserves 20 lashings for that wallahi

>>213039917
would even though shes got high mileage on her vag

>>213039956
yeah

>>213039960
gays are usually nice people
lesbians are usually boring and grim

>>213039886
just move to northern usa

>>213039934
nothing

>feel bored
>boot up proton™ vpn
>check porn and hemtai
>look at it for a while
>feel nothing
>sigh
>close

>>213039929
Reform are capitalist conmen.
Homeland are just boring traditionalists.

>>213039999
poo wog

27th, Epping

Be there

*clears throat*
check em

>>213039993
yeah i was like this when my testosterone was below 100ng/dl

>>213039934
I ate my pizza but I am saving some for tomorrow.

>>213039917
simply stupendous body

>>213039778
they're probably casting now along with his death mask

>>213039933
You seriously thought a professional streamer was your friend?
Seek a psychiatrist ASAP

>>213040013
why are they so obsessed with tommy robinson?

>>213039993
maybe you just need better porn

>>213039929
they've got my vote then

>>213040045
retard

People really don’t want to hear this but I think porn being produced mostly in the west and watched all over the world featuring mostly white women is not just a pull factor for immigration but also contributing to the massively disproportionate sexual assault statistics

>>213040060
You're a Nazi, that means you're almost definitely 13 and so you can't vote

>>213040061
My body looks like this but without the tits

You let frogposters in so you can't then moan about anime and trannies being posted. All the same runts spamming it all.

might become an esoteric herbalist

>>213040086
can i lovingly caringly and tenderly fuck you in the bumhole and make you orgasm?

>>213040075
this is why we should ban male immigration

>>213040091
The frogposter is the only good poster in the entire general

>>213040086
not interested then

>>213040075
leftypol is ok with white girls getting raped

>>213039856
nah just don't yap about your husband

>>213039921
people can change for the better, but it's easier to change when things are good and already secure

>>213040143
no, he's not
but he really wishes it would be a white man doing the raping once in a while

>>213040192
>>213040192
>>213040192

>>213040083
yeah?

>>213039856
It's like watching your grandmother get scammed by gypsies offering to do her tarmac or a jeet pretending to be a bank employee. Yes these lads are pathetic but they can't be trusted to look after themselves and should be protected from being exploited