Thread 211742000

the fabled kebbaby edish

yeah this one

neoliberal bull logging in

oppa kebab style

>two kebab places next to eachother
why? makes no sense

the local kebabbery

well the house got flattened but at least she managed to salvage the dinner plates

>>211742000 (OP)
is this grim or comfy?

ooh they're quite violent aren't they? heinously bashing those slippy s curved batons down katy's tight back? yeah?

>>211742072
grim

>>211742072
i think that rarely it can be both

>>211742068
Would

>>211742072
i m m e r s i v e

>>211742000 (OP)
for me? it's legal food.

>>211742072
grim

>Britain's Starmer announces national inquiry into 'grooming gangs'
>>The Conservative Party leader Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch said Starmer had to be led by the nose to make what she said was the correct decision.
good english stock, that is

Have thought about the phrase "pooing out the arse is my bread and butter" once every few days for years. Reckon on my death bed I'll be thinking of that phrase. Just another way /brit/ has mind-broken me.

>>211742094
gromfy if you will

>>211742078
Why are boomers like this

>>211742111
Is this legal?

>>211742072
comfy id trust every1 in that pic with my life

>>211742138
imagine if she becomes PM and is actually the most hardline convervative in generations and sends them all back

rorkes da getting a trim like R9

>>211742138
imagine her big black boobies flapping around as you shag her

no really why would two kebab places open right next to eachother
surely they take eachother's customers all the time
how is that at all feasible from a business perspective

Sir Vismund Cygnus

>>211742097
yeah i'd save my plates to if they were the only things left of my house

>>211742138
Yeah you said this in the Japanese bum thread mate. Still don’t give a shit

>>211742141
the word gay porn has tormented my mind all day for weeks
every few minutes my brain will say "gay porn [random word]" it was gay porn atmosphere nonstop the other day

why are iran and israel even fighting when they're so far from each other??

>>211742184
they're both money laundering places run by pakis that are cousins

We’re all in here by the way
>>211741995
>>211741995
>>211741995

>>211742184
because theres probably a nightclub next to each of them

>>211742213
nah

>>211742198
we infected you with the woke mind virus. youll be anal training within days. enjoy

op got trips therefore he is the zasedest of them all

>>211742208
The religious delusion...

>>211742230
Fuck you...

more like DORKins lol

>>211742243
egypt tier post

tek dat tek dat x

>>211742184
sometimes businesses do that to directly compete

got the obnoxious repetetive electronic music on

>>211742262
We must destroy Amalek in the name of science

Cunt isn't even lying lmao
poor bastard

dawkins was right he was just rightly scared of getting beheaded by a you know who in the height of them doing you know what

>>211742198
for me, it's
>*does a gay porn dance*

utterly devoid and sad at the realisation all politics is a sham and we have absolutely no influence on what our society is going to be like

Nth for the holodem

headed to dinner. you lads want anything?

>>211742280
got the obscure 80s music on

Mad how it's impossible to stand up from lying on your belly without using your arms

>>211742280
you are standing in a field or warehouse. noise is played out of audio equipment. as a result of this noise, you begin to bob your knees repeatedly, and have muscle spasms causing your arms to wave in arbitrary directions. around you, there are several others also bobbing and experiencing muscle spasms. you process this information, and arrive at the conclusion that performing these actions in the field or warehouse is enjoyable. this is sincerely the pattern of thought as experienced by spasm bobbers

2.5km was too much for me to run 2bh lads. walked the last bit ngl

they are quite shameless arent they
just chiefing those clickums in 3 pm bedroom
playing drill rap
their nicked airmasses squeaking

What's your tea of choice then, lads? Personally I'm a Yorkshire tea loyalist.

>>211742310
i was this friend in the friends group

bambi sleep

People always talk about the Falkland Islands like they are a little pile of rocks off the coast of Argentina.
Makes me forget that they’re actually bigger than countries like Jamaica, Qatar or Lebanon.

Anglos

Drunk a bottle of wine, bottle of soju and three beers and still don't even have a mild buzz on. What the fuck lads.

>>211742334
all tastes the same
got yorkshire tea in my cupboard though

run wanker love his runs

>>211742316
mad how easy that was to do

>>211742358
cause all the problems do we? fuck off

>>211742334
usually drank oolong, could NOT stand earl grey, my tastebuds just didnt agree with it
cant have caffeine anymore though.

Top wank

>>211742361
give it a rest

>>211742370
bet you looked like a right prat doing it tho hahhahahahahah

Bjork, so fit

>>211742361
the woke got to alcohol

>>211742361
Reckon you've got a problem...

I love Liverpool but the city centre is a shitheap on the weekends
Fast food and litter strewn all over the place, every street filled with dickhead blokes and fat ugly women all milling about, fat bints screaming karaoke in pubs
Just tedious and repulsive, it isn't fun and buzzing like a night out in a nice European city

Seeing some fit birds all dolled up kind of makes up for it, but it turns out even living in a White city in England is a drain on the soul overall.

>>211742375
YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!!!

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dODQkz9kiuk

>>211742388
haha i did tbf. done me there x

>>211742280
ktim when im lifting

>>211742396
just another day in the great shitstain

We're all mates here aha...

>>211742421
bizarre stuff

thoughts on corinna?

hairs long enough that i can took it behind my ears :3

>>211742396
Britain's drinking culture is honestly embarrassing

Daily reminder that Queer Starmer is a homosexual who is effectively separated from his wife and that pack of Ukrainian "male models" who rampaged around west London torching his property were rent boys. Also he is married to a Jew and their kids are being brought up as Jews which you weren't allowed to know at the general election.

the obnoxious repetetive electronic music in question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noAiMnSFlHo

tried watching ed, edd n eddy again and it was just extremely disconcerting, the shaky lines, the poorly positioned backgrounds

>>211742396
why do english speaking countries have the shittiest whites

want a wank but dont want the wank odour that accompanies one

>>211742446
god i wish i were a hot woman

we're opening up for top lush

Glad we're getting summer kino. Trvmpenreich military parade as missles fall on Israel, wogs and grandmas fighting the national guard. Glorious

>>211742396
full of stag/hen dos and coked up mongs. used to love a night out in liverpool but it's fucking shite now

>>211742485
yeah? to get those cronem batons drained

>>211742441
This is literally what you're reciting in here daily you demented old loon. You're one of these freaks who wants to be a white girl having sex with black men.

my heart goes out to all the catbergs affected by the current wars

>>211742485
could you mercilessly cuck me if you were

>>211742484
ktim which is why I installed a pressurised chamber so I can wank in an air-tight vacuum

mental how theres literally no reason not to comitt crime now unless you're planning on moving abroad.

give me one good reason i shouldnt rob a bank or rip an ATM out of the wall, the worst case scenario is like 18 months served in a middle level prison.

play up the spastic or bad childhood card and you can instantly cut the sentence in half regardless

>>211742396
There's some sort of Golden Ratio thing going on in this pic, it's hypnotic.

>>211742523
>>211742485
LOL silly timmy

What happened to Phil Foden?

>>211742528
dont make it weird please let me agp in peace

might go for an intergalactic wank

>>211742537
how does you blood not boil and your eyes not explode?

>>211742543
you'll get stabbed up in prison for not converting to islam init

>>211742548
>hehe giggles
Kys

>>211742543
ofcom gaaaaaang

>>211742554
sorry :(

holy kek
>special thanks to our sponsor: Lockheed Martin

why are americans like this

>>211742525
omg :(

Alri lads, the pub is pumping out this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYTFjzvIa38

Dancing about and singing it like a spastic aren't i

so do we reckon either the bomb will drop or that we'll be dragged into another blairite war

Thread is much more shite than usual tonight. Early night on the cards I reckon lads

>>211742554
You're attracted to her but that attraction has morphed into unhealthy fixations on becoming her.

>>211742549
sir philip walter foden

>>211742558
oh they do, lad
they do.

>>211742599
have a can and shut up

anyone watching the yank parade

>>211742583
the schizos never learn do they, basically impossible to get away with murder of a notable person nowadays

>>211742599
mate it's half 11, almost morning

dont you find it sad and pathetic that /brit/ is some virgin freak in his smelly bedrooms saturday night entertainment?

>>211742605
i know ive already come to terms with my fucked up brain
i still primarily want to fuck women though

>>211742599
i'm liking this laid back vibe. it's a nice change to the usual aggression. bitterness and spam

>>211742632
they got a fag drum lmao

niggerly poos niggering their niggerway out of my bumarse

>>211742632
Just put it on

anyone watching the wank parade

Maccies Double Cheeseburger greatest food ever made. How have they done that then?

I still don't
oh wait after 10pm
I'll ask again tomorrow afternoon
oh wait
it's weekend so toilers are still about
i'll ask it

is a remortgage a good idea

>>211742650
im having a grand time

>>211742583
Reminds me of that Fetterman bloke, especially the photo on the right

>>211742650
>some virgin freak in his smelly bedrooms saturday night entertainment
um hiiiiiiiiii

>>211742632
retarded propaganda they actually think a bunch of farmers defeated the british single handedly and not the fact we were going bankrupt from the 7 years war and didn't want another escalation with the french

how is he viewed in modern england?

>>211742455
>Also he is married to a Jew and their kids are being brought up as Jews which you weren't allowed to know at the general election.
This was literally public knowledge well before the general election, what are you on

dey doing a sceetening
big big mess on 3 pm

>>211742576
its ok

>>211742690
250 years later and you're still mad

>>211742701
9/10 people on the street have never heard of him
he's the greatest englishman to have ever existed though

>>211742706
no it wasn't you jew bastard

>>211742506
Yeah it's shit. Also too much loud shite music, whether it's a bar with outdoor seating blasting deano music from the speakers or a live band in an Irish pub, it's just a cacophony whilst surrounded by fat hogs in tight dresses and drunk retards
It's also embarrassing how much of the crowd are middle aged, and they're usually the worst behaved. The utter state of it all

>>211742701
He isn't
Been underground for a few centuries you see

>>211742706
it wasn't though but go on

>he doesn't have a 4K monitor
what is blud doinggg

>>211742701
they don't teach Cromwell in school so most people only know the name, if that.

why does schizoposting increase on weekends?
are they busy during the week? doing what?

>>211742730
timmy sr out getting drunk while katy recepient of violent quicktap back home

>>211742713
no it's not I sprang my fetish onto you when I should have respected you instead

>>211742723
you'd be speaking french if it wasn't for us you ingrate

>>211742543
white men still go to prison this is 2TK no your autism won't save you just ask John Honey

>>211742762
Dont they permanently break/burn if you leave them on the same image more than several hours lmao

>>211742725
>>211742743
>>211742765
england has fallen

>>211742728
>>211742757
Here's someone mentioning it here over four years before the election
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/125730053/#q125732233

the watch

blud sat in his smelly incel basement browsing 4chan in 4k

>>211742795
that's OLED you spastic negro

>>211742169
she can become the new queen of england if she does this and I will worship her

>>211742796
Funny how the home office is full of muslims but theyve made no inroads into the foreign office

I've arsed up my life beyond repair

cronem stinking up -2 room with loud pack

>>211742784
its ok mate far weirder things in the world now and we're all friends here

if a girl drunkenly messages you hey how are you on saturday night do you reply in the morning or in the same nite

>ofcom begins investigating 4chan
>nonceposting increases by 2000000%
Curious... very curious indeed...

>>211742853
and why do you think that lad?

>>211742841
That's because the Jews control the foreign office.
Nothing about any of this is funny.
The country is dying.

Daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or don’t receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them, so they can feel the right amount of love. If you frequently lose yourself in thought it’s a sign you have lost all interest in this world. You were disappointed and discouraged so you abandoned your physical body. You went to a world apart and you’re living a different kind of life there, in a world that’s inside you.
They say there’s no harm in daydreaming but there is, because a person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts. So they lose touch with reality and live in a world of illusion.

Reactionary politics

rorke kissing kemi badenoch feet

>>211742875
dont know any girls asides me mum so i would probably say im alright mum

expel the niggerpoos from my anuspipe

>>211742878
ZERO nonceposts in this thread

Why is a nigerian in charge of the tory party

>>211742894
kemi thats not normal

>>211742875
depends if i actually think there's a realistic chance of shagging her that night

love fingering my ear really fast
feels so good

>>211742885
on account of how arsed it is

>>211742891
don't care leave me alone

>>211742946
*wets my finger and wiggles it inside your bum*
like that too?

>>211742946
try your asshole next time

guys i have this red rash on my foreskin thats like segmented what on earth could this be?

I'm a Nasty Little Virgin

>>211742939
shes so fit brah
huge knockers, blonde hair, blue eyes, taller than me
i'm out of my league but she's dumb
will wait until the morrow as i am steaming

>>211742964
*tenses and grips your arm before relaxing and letting out a high-pitched hum*

>>211742656
ktim
toil is ruining my life

>>211742930
theyre running same "we arent racist we have house niggas too" gimmick that the Rs ran here which ultimately failed until DT came along

>>211742997
>taller than me
Cor cor cor get in there lad risk it all

>>211742928
Work ends at 5pm you see

>>211742977
post a pic

https://x.com/Safarnejad_IR/status/1933992251165954476
quite like the sounds of dropping bombs me

>>211743019
finna go mental on that shit you feel me

>>211742997
mate youre dumb as fuck honestly youre supposed to text back now especially if youre drunk too, she probably wont feel the same in the morning when shes sober

>>211743016
love the gluee album as well aha x

If the state can’t fulfil its basic function, by what right can it claim to be a state?

>eastern euro capital named budapest
>eastern euro capital named bucharest
who wrote this shit?

>>211743066
me

These are the yanks posting in /brit/

>>211743049
Get her impregnated lad

>>211743048
pisses me off that theyre just standing there waiting to be able to scream at the impact and boom

>>211743047
it looks like this

>>211743048
state of that lads monobrow

>>211743066
for me it's andorra and moldova having near identical flags despite being nowhere near each other

drunk might order a maccies

>>211743051
i cant think of a bloody reply right now what do you ever say to how are you ffs im steaming

>>211743109
im a med graduate
don't be shy just give us a good pic preferably hard with balls shown

>>211743083
rate the jew scan of my genome

>>211742706
I remember the BBC did a brief profile of Victoria Starmer in which they neglected to mention she was Jewish. Quite a big part of her identity to omit, don't you think?

>>211743130
just lie and say you're at a pub with your mates then ask her what she's up to

>>211743119
surely there's something better quality you can get for the absurd price maccies charges

>>211743083
they're beyond embarrassing

>>211743146
id probably get the same exact result

>>211743130
yeah cant help you there i never talked to women, i only know what to do not how to do it

>>211742730
makes me sound like an old git but music in places is genuinely too loud today, can't even have a conversation in a pub with a live band

>>211743130
how did even end up in this position lol

um

>>211742723
We were fighting literally every other major power in the world at the same time. Whereas you were defeated by literal rice farmers in Korea and Vietnam. But go on with your faggy parade.

>>211743083
Yes I am a celtic bvll and i would live in Ireland or Scotland in a heartbeat. Problem?

>>211743145
i shall not be posting a picture of my slug of a willy and small balls

>>211742632
everyone marching looks so disinterested and wishes they werent there lol
now watch a north korean or chinese military parade and they're all smug and patriotic

>>211743146
100% daft yank

>>211743175
they pay me to post here as a stereotypical yank

Going bed now team got work tomorrow

>>211742186
best album ever made

>>211743118
for me, it's guinea, guinea bissau, and equatorial guinea
also guyana and french guiana

>>211743213
could be cancer or some castation-like disease
post on /b/ if ur worried of a ban cmon im curious x

>>211743168
not much open

>>211742543
Just not feasible when you have laws like this one:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proceeds_of_Crime_Act_2002

>>211743083
i can get portuguese citizenship
i could've gotten english citizenship but my grandfather didn't get english citizenship for my dad so the line broke :(

>>211743254
I want one of those

>>211743083
>I'd like to avoid immigrating to Germany because I do not like or support their history
>*considers moving to UK instead*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH good image

>>211743245
CANCER OF THE COCK!?

>>211742583
So what was his motive? I read that the woman in question was friendly with the Republicans, but she was also close to Tim Waltz... so deranged rorke or deranged leftypol?

spent about 2 hours today cutting candle wax up with a knife
think I might be retarded

>>211743083
>>211743146
I actually quite like when an American says he part Scottish, makes me smile. I just hope their dreams of this place aren't ruined when they visit this shitehole.

>>211743269
skin cancer yh
very common among men aged 18-30 who post on internet forums on a saturday
give us a pic just 1 x

>>211743217
quite a bit of sloppy marching too
needs goose steeping

might get into playing old games

tossing up if i should take drugs or have a wank

>>211743315
I'm good then im 31 phew

tossing my salad

>>211742701
>>211742765
I learnt about him in Year 4, but all we really learnt was that he was a killjoy that banned Christmas and sports

>>211743329
yea noticed that it wasnt really in sync either
they really are just there to collect benefits and free education afterwards

>>211743146
get the fuck of of /brit/ you yank cunt.

>>211743146
My cousin :)

>>211743342
how old

only have a couple weeks left of my 20s

>>211743352
why not both? livestream it also

>>211743257
>i could've gotten english citizenship but my grandfather didn't get english citizenship for my dad so the line broke
You’re an American. Get it through your thick yank skull. Only line you’re breaking is the 300 lbs mark on your scale.

>>211743189
ive been seeing her for a while and she's like an acquiantance, i gave her the old schmooze once one a dinner date and made her light up, never even suggested anything romantic but here she is buzzing me up all the time, way out of my league as well, imma go all in on this shit ya feel

Not had a good few days lads

my ancestory, descending:
>british
>german
>irish
>scottish
>seminole

>>211742799
You just KNOW he spent the next few hours legitimately considering suicide

>>211743429
Empirically prove you have amerindian DNA in your genome

>>211743399
90s-00s

are strip clubs worth the money if you make six figures? do they really blow you and let you fondle their tits?

>>211743429
why would anyone give a shit

Wish my mum took that nursing job in Australia back when I was like 14.

>>211743413
Have you tried monitoring the situations and immersing yourself in simulacra

>>211743429
mines
>90% British and Irish
>7% american
>2% cherokee
>17% canadian and alaskan

>>211743207
century spanning ass blasting

what should i wank to lads

>>211743454
Deus Ex
Now that was a game

>>211743457
No and no

>>211743484
give me a couple mins, i trying to scare this lad into posting his willy and potentially his balls too x

WE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
WE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>211743406
opiates and wanking aren't conducive.

>>211743457
Mental how this tart pretended she wanted to be a world leader when all she was all along was just another club slut

Just recorded a song x
https://vocaroo.com/1i71zqFZgsff

>>211743484
eporner.com/video-eNq0aXKGV0r/a-librarian-in-the-bus-wet-anna-de-ville-best-xxx-tube/

>>211743538
This needs a bit of extra improvement

lads
my > key has fallen
just the rubbery nipple bit underneath that i have to use now

>>211743525
for the sake of men collectively we need a slave leia arrangement broadcast as an example

WE GAAAN
WE GAAAN

>>211743563
haha look what i can do with ease
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>211743584
Why is GCHQ monitoring me? Lol.

>>211742826
youre a pleb if youve never used a 4k monitor to browse 4ch

>>211743547
Is raising a daugher the ultimate cuck? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

need a monke friend

>>211743596
because your hard drive raises many questions

>>211742931
cumi

im thinking this tonight
https://www.xvideos.com/video.hmbkhib802c/black_enema_booty_babes_squirt_milk_together

>>211743641
I didn't know you were allowed to hack people that used to make jokes on 4chan about being a nonce and shit

>>211743678
easily the best python film

>>211743685
>black_enema_booty_babes_squirt_milk_together

>>211743563
this nibba greentexts frequently

>>211743688
aint that nigga dead?

>>211743429
100% yank cunt

>>211743722
sneed is history

>>211743700
https://youtu.be/buqtdpuZxvk

>>211743484
https://pornone.com/latin/autumn-falls-gets-fucked-by-manuel/277020773/

is the lad who doesnt believe in dinosaurs here? want to keep going?

new

>>211743774
>>211743774

I SAID WE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
WE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
YEAH WE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>211743766
What?

>>211742000 (OP)
>pic
SOVL