Thread 211702618

WW1 Poster edition

took my joggers off
it's warm, isn't it? warm
very warm
almost too warm
especially for joggers

>>211702633
Shut up you fucking foreign mong, your communist shite will never work

>>211702688
I just nipped to paki shop in my joggers but no boxers underneath
felt a bit frisky in my dishevelled piss-scented state

>>211702710
more english than you mohammad

no thunderstorms predicted for my area

i'm too old to be conscripted

>>211702730
leftypol paradise

on, as it were, the beer

might convert to judaism
it's just good business

what if a neverending storm covered great britain

Worrying news about the Richard Montgomery, could go up at any minute.

>>211702784
British you.

Sir Harold Shipman

Mental how some of you cunts post here on your holidays

Had a wank and now my room smells of nut sweat armpits cheesy feet and cockpong

England
>better art
>better architecture
>better music
>better food
>better sport
>better literature
>better people

Scotland
>better hillocks

Wales
>

nth for the gyaldem

>>211702856
in greggs?

Piss poor really

>>211702847
I don't because I get too shy that people will instantly notice me and go
>oh the cunt is still in denmark...
>and he's talking about trannies again... for the fourth time today...

>>211702861
Wales has better goblin-esque slags

>>211702897
Cor

>>211702861
rugby maybe? idk

the great shitstain

can’t think of anything more hylic than alcohol consumption

>>211702938
sodomy

>>211702934
nothingburger

>>211702852
it's a mitzvah

on the whisky

>>211702928
Y

>>211702957
that’s just sinful

>>211702934
maybe if the jannies were able to reel in the freaks a bit more consistently this wouldn't be a problem. but they don't, and so now there's pretty legitimate grounds for having this website shut down because the jannies are too shit to do their jobs.

>>211702934
fucking chileano

>>211702928
England beat them 68-14 in Cardiff last time they played

>>211703001
lol

>>211702995
Their wages should be halved for this!

>>211702964
sounds like it

>>211702934
We're fucked

Israel claiming Iran only fired 100 missiles, in two bursts, and that the majority of each burst would was intercepted or failed to reach Israel
In other words, at maximum 25 missiles reached Israel per an attack, with 2 separate attacks
I have seen footage that directly contradicts the Israeli claims
Why does Israel lie when we live in an era of widespread video evidence?

the sheer arrogance of our rulers thinking they can police the internet and american megacorps

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgmjrn42wdwo

Britain needs a Hawaii

Think it's all settled down for the night now in the Middle East, everyone's gone to bed.

>>211703038
THERE IS LITERALLY A STICKY ON /pol/ FOR THIS CONFLICT

FUCK OFF OVER TO THERE

THIS GENERAL IS FOR BRITISH CULTURE SUCH AS: SLAGS, POOS, CRISPS, FOOTBALL, DRUGS, THE SESH

>>211703038
they’ve gotten where they are partly by telling such ridiculous and huge lies that people believe them, because they can’t conceive of anyone creating a lie of that magnitude

>>211702861
wales has some of the best nature in the british isles
also music is contentious, really depends what genre. not really fair comparing countries with such a big population difference

>>211703038
Thank god we have 4 star general rorke of the smelly bedroom brigade here to give us the top level expert info on missile-based warfare

>>211703095
GOOD post

>>211703083
forklands

mad how south africa is 7% white

>>211703089
lol

Got the BIG cans and the BIG chips
One of the pbus near me was playing this so we'regoing to be ZESTY tonight, lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvLMhpzYic0&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD
>>211702226
Enjoy the cans, lad

Bit peckish me. Only eaten a sandwich and some hashbrowns at lunch.

Hello GCHQ employees reading this I am single if you know anyone

>>211703102
spaki post if ever i saw one

mossad getting their intel from /brit/

I will create a homunculus.

>>211703134
will you sing this on vocaroo after the cans? please?

>>211703135
bit racist of the court to dox them

>>211703135
bants how the fella on the bottom left was in another gang and only for 6.5 years before being released in 2019. if it weren't for the fact that he was such a huge nonce he was in two gangs at the same time he would be walking the streets right now despite raping at least three girls.

might buy a fleshlight. got a silicone masturbator before and it was mid but my hand is getting boring again. want to put in inbetween my mattress and boxspring and go hands free

>>211703038
for me it's Israel saying they didn't gun down humanitarian aid vans and then aid workers releasing video evidence proving they did

THE FAMINE IS OVER
WHY DON'T YE GO HOME

>>211703219
just shagged this

Anyone got some good youtube channels to watch

watching curb
after that lad posted the little quote

>>211703264
Well I'm not done eatin'

>>211703135
Biomass spotted

nukes gone off yet??

eating a white chocolate cadbury creme egg

holy fuck

this shit is fucking sweet

almost too sweet

almost

>>211703296
loool

we should bring random back
>"random post that was anon"
>"haha that was really random"
just some friday night thoughts

>>211703300
grow up

For me it's Thomas Massie
The only good politician

They call me the silicone guru

when you think about it the UN is a load of bollocks. just scrap it.

>>211703329
thats a proper gay idea

>>211703330
and eat no more creme eggs? fuck off

Lola Gatsby

can we go back to your place and do this to each other

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touching_heads

getting the wax lady to give me a boyshorts (bum, arsehole, taint, pubes, shaft, upper leg). Allows me to have a nice, pristine and toppable bum while not having completely shaved legs making me an obvious faggot in shorts

>>211703288
Primitive Technology

>>211703288
Found this quite interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd228YQPn-0

>>211703371
yea and then we can touch our other heads ;)

>>211703375
it's all fake a team of indians do it

>>211703300
>>211703366
Cadbury has been shite for a long time. They changed their recipe years ago. When the chocolate bars became all round instead of blocks. They even lost their Royal seal.

>>211703288
https://www.youtube.com/@bobbyfingers

Booking a flight. Reserving Seat 11A of course

>>211703365
oh okay

>>211703372
need this done to me
always the problem innit, can't shave if you want to go jogging but you also entice gay men

Iran has just launched a nuke on Israel

>>211703288
charlie veitch

just made a strawpoll if you'll do me the honour of answering lads

It's a BBC Earth and a mug of coco sort of day

>>211703450
For me I just wanna keep my bum bandit activities on the down low. Completely shaved/waxed legs is too obvious.

>>211703473
yeah go on then

>>211703296
kike rat

Mad how white Glasto crowds are, almost feels illegal

>>211703468
Should've aimed it towards my house instead

>>211703369
SEX

>>211703494
cheers mate

israel bloke at the un says hundreds of missiles are hitting israel. weird, though the iron dome stopped them

>>211703507
wish i'd shagged her when she did escorting

>>211703296
Doesn't care about America whatsoever. Mossad plant sitting in the US Congress.

>>211703527
yeah mate and 6 million jews died in the holocaust

have noticed old people get really skittish when they withdraw money and someone walks nearby them

I live in the middle of nowhere and is one of the safest places in the uk but they still panic when they see me walk past them and they're getting cash out. bit silly ennit. thanks for reading my blog :)

Zoomers will never know how big 9/11 was

>>211703533
there's potential with this ai nonsense after all

what do we reckon lads

>>211703604
Teams of astronomers couldn't work out how big your.mum is

>>211703609
fat bastard but that's a bargain tbf

>>211703651
AI slop, pls delet

>>211703600
got a mate whose nan had 300quid snatched by gyppos in accy

>>211703609
that's an incredible bargain, get the establishment NAMED

>>211703604
so?

>Schoolboy, 8, diagnosed with terminal illness after GPs dismissed symptoms as dyspraxia for two years
a real disease goes misdiagnosed for two years because doctors instead thought it was some made up fake woke disease
dyslexia - not real
dyspraxia - not real
dyscalculia - not real

>>211703579
The hollacaust
Gimme those dollas boss
I was born in 1963
But i was gassed at Auschwitz, oh me!
Trillions in free euros from German fools
But why did Auschwitz have wooden doors and swimming pools?

>>211703682
House would have diagnosed him properly

got no mates

>>211703682
how bout you suck dysdickula

>>211703682
bet he has lupus

>>211703609
would literally cost me £40 all this
I've lost weight just due to not paying their new crazy prices

>>211703664
patel's mystery meat abattoir

>>211703682
at least they caught his fibromyalgia eventually

place where i used to live would do a doner kebab on naan with chips in it
used to scran the fucking arse out of that with a bit of garlic mayo

>>211703651
Peasant genetics.

>>211703660
>in accy
Sounds about right

why o why couldn’t they have kept this non cgi gollum

>>211703651
Fiona from Shrek on the bottom right.

>>211703702
>Pay for a made up thing for made up thing
Hans mate...

>>211703682
yep
also fake:

BPD
long covid
chronic fatigue syndrome
fibromyalgia
ADHD

https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1749784714848466.webm I wish the milkman would deliver my milk, in the morning.

Mothberg harassing me, keeps landing on my computer screen

Hypothetically, what would you do with your life if you suddenly developed total urinary and fecal incontinence?

>>211703778
it is much scarier. reminds me of killer klowns from outer space, kind of 80s horror where they look molten and disintegrating

>>211703815
EW? the fuck you doing?

thought there was supposed to be thunderstorm

do you remember how you woke up one morning to go on 4chan and it was just gone, couple of months ago now? it's going to be the same way, week or so from now, and this time permanently. might be wise for us to come up with a proper place to gather and continue posting about poo and greggs this time

>>211703842
had intrusive thoughts about this for the best part of a year that made my life completely miserable

>>211703842
post about it here

Nevermind about 9/11
Cuz it's all about 10/7
So we took your buildings down?
You fought our wars like clowns
We give you porn, drugs, and debt
While you give us an ethnostate and your children are our skets

>>211703871
hope this happens to the entire internet

>>211703842
I don't know what that is so I would be immune to it like the diabetes I'm supposed to have

crazy how past pornwhores went from pretty to blown out coke whores but new pornwhores start out as blown out coke whores

>>211703871
no it won't be quiet

>>211703874
Are you exaggerating or fr?

>>211703872
missed a few la

>>211703871
V
P
N
It's in the game.

>>211703939
ofcom is frothing at the mouth to get 4chan banned and have had agents spamming CP in dying threads over the past month to use as proof as why it must be blocked in the UK

>>211703871
no it won't because the site will still actually be up just not for bongs
/brit/ will still continue to be made and full of JFs instead, much like the real country

Sir 25 killstreak

“Virgin female prisoners should be raped before execution so that they do not go to heaven.”
-Ayatollah Khomeini
(founding leader of the Islamic regime in Iran).

NANOMACHINES SON

>>211703645
>>211703664
what wold be the appropriate tip? is a fiver too much

>>211703986
all proxies are banned on 4chan, I don't know why VPNfags never seem to know this

>>211703871
soyjak party
there isn't anywhere better than that for live discussion apparently because the internet is shite and people can't be convinced to join a reddit or discord /brit/ (both of which exist)

No one
>........

Jews
>Be gay!

>>211703842
would be quite hard to time pooposting if it just happens on the fly

>>211704031
fuck off you mong
never tip

>>211704033
buy a pass la

>>211703989
>had agents spamming CP in dying threads
Meds now

>>211703973
yes was very difficult and got diagnosed with ocd :(

jewish high IQ is a total fabrication

>>211704033
just use a residential vpn they all work

>>211704031
zero assuming it's coming through just eat or uber eats, they are awful and are here to siphon money from us to send back go their homes and deserve nothing

>>211704040
they are so fucking weird
incredible people. not saying they are good but they are remarkable

Montagu Pyke tomorrow lads?

>>211704034
>reddit or discord /brit/
>reddit
woke
>discord
woke

>>211703288
The MacMaster

>>211704040
Japan was fucked the moment they attacked pearl habour, leading to them being occupied by US forces to this day. Hell, Japan was fucked the moment they decided to invade China. But they should realise now that they are far, far more culturally similar to China and patch things up. China, Korea and Japan hating each other is retarded when they are about as different from each other as England Scotland and Wales.

>>211704040
>enthusiastically embraced his host country
>by challenging their norms
he should be deported

>>211703871
OFCOM need a court order to force ISPs to block it
won't happen that fast. could be months.

>>211704103
it's a woke world lad
and you're snoozing

>>211704126
>Japan was fucked the moment they attacked pearl habour, leading to them being occupied by US forces to this day. Hell, Japan was fucked the moment they decided to invade China.
My HoI4 games have proven otherwise

the 4chan hack got memoryholed hard

>>211704094
I would but I'm scared that you lads will tear up my smooth, juicy bussy XP

>>211703871
no i don't remember because i was having a break from 4chan at that time and didn't find out it was down until about a month later

mad that

>Playing video games
I do that
>Collecting Figures
I do not do that
>Magic Tricks
I do not do that, but I do have an interest in it
>Online trolling
I do that
Gambling
I do that
>Building Model Trains
I do not do that
>Taxidermy
I do not do that
>Comic Book Collecting
I used to do that
Bird Watching
I do not do that

3rd party delivery is a fucking scam

eating a packet of sainsbury's own brand cheese and onion crisps

>>211704093
Remarkable.

>>211704052
no tip they will take ages and food will be cold

>>211704084
na i dont use jus eats or uber its the local takeaway and they do delivery

washing machine's got an f05 fault lads
it's over

>Internet
>Banned
Does bro really think it works like that

Pourin' bubbly, pourin' bubbly
Pour that bubbly, pour that bubbly
Pour that bubbly
We done went through too much, you hear me?

dolly little

>>211704190
looks proper scientific that

>>211704206
grim

>>211704133
They're allowed to threaten with legal action and huge fines. Obviously completely unenforceable but it's not worth the hassle to put up with for websites so they self impose a UK IP block. It's already happened on Kiwifarms, Gab, and Bitchute

Who the fuck lives in a pineapple under the sea of all places

read culture of critique

>>211704214
The lads as it were

>>211704255
rents cheap

>Residents previously told The Telegraph of long-running tensions with the Roma community – which came to a head following the boys’ court appearance.

>The scenes have been so frightening to some residents, non-Roma immigrants have resorted to putting up signs confirming their nationality, such as “Filipino lives here”.

lol

>>211704233
control it like north korea. for the benefit of the people

>>211704255
wouldn't know would i
bottom of the ocean and that

>>211704280
Mad how if I squint I can see it

>>211704255
Spongeington Dolepants

>>211704280
picturesque!

>>211704126
Japan has recovered from WW2 for the most part. So has Germany. It's the 'victors' of that war that haven't recovered.

I'd much rather visit Japan or Germany than your shithole bong.

>>211704249
they're actually tasty, so shove that up your arse

putting up a sign that says virgin freak lives here

>>211704276
The lads bruv

putting up a sign that says natsoc aryan lives here
(no riots in my town)

>>211704352
where? not at yours... because you are a stand up guy

>>211704320
you’re retarded

>>211704380
ktiam

too scared to check if i've won the euromillions

>>211704352
putting up one of these at the white house

quick wank over africancasting, then a nice hot shower and a pepsi max
what a life

why can’t someone invent a computer that uses binary but also 2 so it’s 1/3 more powerful from the get go

can play 'Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly Tralalalalaaaaaaa La La La La' on piano

>>211704401
don't worry it was me who won. better luck next time aha xx

>>211704409
Naked Canadian. We trust in trance. Castle.

had a shower and I’m already sweating

starting a new business

>scran has been scranned
>cans have been opened

LETS FUCKING GO LADS

get a clue. throw that winning lottery ticket in the bin. gambling's for losers

>>211704417
not entirely informed on what this quote on quote 'africancasting' is

>>211704425
can you play purcell's trumpet tune

>>211704320
Japan recovered amazingly, but now they are allied with the "victors". Germany also recovered but are at the heart of allyship with the "victors". Both countries are now being subverted. Germany is not much better off than the UK in terms of being flooded with migrants. Japan is occupied by US military and western media and is being completely subverted.

I am fully aware that Britain is a shithole but fail to see what your point is. My point is that if Japan wants any form of a decent future, they should side with China, not with any western pigs.

i won a fiver recently

>>211704445
just flip on the air conditioner

>>211704438
can i have 10 grand

>>211704425
can you play eine kleine nachtmusick?

>>211704473
yeah
*plays it*

>>211704460
I know a rich person who plays the lottery every week and she says she just does it for fun and will give it all to charity if she won

Comment

>>211704509
She won.

>>211704468
wmbf kino

scary to think while i'm in the middle of having a crazy goon sesh with the lads in discord there are terrible wars happening around the world and people being genocide'd.

>>211704523
alri

A vacation to Bath or the Cotswolds or Exmoor would be infinitely more elite than tramping around some kawaii dojo with a million sweaty weebs or Oktoberfest with college-aged codys having push up contests in the middle of the street

watching taskmaster. pretty good line-up this season, only one dud - and the yank is far more likeable than I was expecting

>>211704509
.....................yh
*discretely hands you the requested amount*

>>211704523
Nothing.

>>211704514
thanks lad quite good that was

>>211704513
a potato could play that shite

>>211704526
So much peng gay white twink porn available and you masturbate to some subsaharan tribeswoman. Get a clue.

>>211704532
not my circus not my monkeys

>>211704513
yeah I can
*plays it all and really fast as well*

>>211704320
>I'd much rather visit Japan or Germany than your shithole bong.
so the metric we're using to see if a country has recovered is whether some uneducated amerishart would visit because of something they were told by fox news.

right.

>>211704548
Sex...

>>211704394
Do you think the averatquality of life is better in Japan and Germany than in United Kingdom and United states? This can be proven through data, such as life expectancy rates and overall cultural satisfaction. The majority of British and American cities are now overpriced and filled with dystopian malaise, such as homeless people, junkies, various cultures isolated in their areas. Japan and Germany are the long-term victors of World War II, and we are the defeated.

why do yanks have the best tech companies
because they are all called cody

>>211704564
settle down wolfgang, mozart did a decent job on it
is it symphony no. 9, no. but its still good.

finnster would get it
right up the bumhole

boom shake shake shake the room

>>211704566
I've got more clues than you've had hot dinners lad
reckon you'd be better off renting a clue or two from me
I'm fecund with clues

fuck ive ordered food but im out of it from the drugs and falling asleep

you were my brother anakin
i loved you

doing a misery

Are they talking about my willard or my height

>>211704522
>>211704595
>>211704633

>>211704460
someones gotta win

>>211704628
Beg for mercy. Sorry.

>>211704628
you've just gave the immigrant delivering your meal a free dinner lol

...he was a good friend

>>211704659
no ponies

bit bored of the internet might just stare at the ceiling

>>211704479
I do not know of any Japanese people migrating to the United States, I do know a few Germans that have moved here but it's still very rare. On average, Americans want to move to Japan and not Vice versa. That is the most glowing indicator of who has it better, us or them.

I agree that Germany and Japan are being separated and their cultures are under attack. It infuriates the chosen ones that they haven't successfully destroyed morale in those countries yet. They haven't destroyed the unique cultures of Germany and japan.

sunberg doing me in

Is there going to be the next stage of warfare or will we be stuck in proxy wars forever due to nukes?

>>211704557
*puts it all on red*

>>211704610
mozart is a scat fetishist faggot
if you ask any person on the street to name three classical composers they'll say bach, beethoven and mozart. mozart is completely unjustified holding that level of status

>>211704674
ive not paid yet. its cash on delivery

>>211704596
You sound like a leftist spastic
Kill yourself

>>211704596
Japan and Germany are shitholes just the same as UK and US. Japan is a sexless country of incels who either slave away at a megacorp to pay rent for their shoebox or are NEETs who will starve when their parents die. Germany is a country of autists and their economy is more stagnant than a bog. Japan is being subverted, flooded with Indians and other migrants while tourists bully meek salarymen in Tokyo. Germany is so flooded with migrants there are areas that you'd think you were in Afganistan.

Stop with your grass is greener bullshit. UK and US are fucked but so are Japan and Germany. We are all allies and we are all (((their))) bitches.

Beattie Edmondson's musky tuppence

oblomovian grotesqueries with quixotic delusions

>>211704691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3MD7TaCXLA

ehehehehehe

>>211704580
I really can't think of any situation that has occurred in Japan recently that is as horrifying as little children being blown to bits at an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester, by a man who was contracted to work with British intelligence. If you think your country is better than Japan you are dreaming.

>>211704645
im drunk and crying in my house alone about the state of my life every decision i ever made was wrong everything i did caused me to fail

>>211704699
it's just posturing between leaders by blowing up more and more of each other's civilians until one gives over while western leaders wag their fingers and say 'that's bad both of you to be honest peace and love is the way'

life starts at 33

>>211704752
why did you leave germany out of that?
was thinking of something relating to germany too and realised they have a bunch of terrorist attacks?

oh dear.

>>211704756
it ok lad x
it something in the air
i feel it too x

>>211704748
not really on that lad

>>211704770
fucking hope so, mate, haha

have just been paid a stipend

>>211704770
the opposite if you're in the game "Expedition 33" haha

>>211704770
yeah life in a care home you old fuck

>>211704711
don't trust your memory at all you drugged up crackhead. I doubt you even ordered food and probably just pressed your finger against a non-touch screen display showing a video of a kebab

>>211704756
the question being, are you using this opportunity to catalyse change or will you regress further?

>>211704770
36 bros... I'm not feeling so good

>>211704716
You are responding with unhinged anger and vitriol. Because you are defeated. Because you cannot cope without it.
When I was a child I thought like you do, I thought the United States was the best country in the world and an our partnership with Israel was something other than what it is which is a deal with the devil.
>>211704718
>I give up. The jew is my daddy.
Not for me sorry lad. Good luck with that.

new
>>211704837
>>211704837

>>211703682
I have dyspraxia. Got the reflexes of a 85year old man

is 30,000 pounds a good amount of salery

>>211704832
bore off self-hating yank you whinging turd

what are steam trading cards for? does anyone use them?

contemplating a wank but recently porn just kind of disgusts me

I'M TIRED OF CRYING ON THE STAIRS
THE DOWNTOWN LIGHTS

>>211704855
Depends where you live

started getting panic attacks recently remembering my dad beating me as a child

I feel weak and pathetic like im not a man

>>211704855
yeah in barbados

>>211704909
He's done you

is 30,000 pounds a good amount of celery

>>211704770
hope so, im 33 and my life is shit

>>211704909
Lol