Thread 213112912

1 minute left edish
last ever

poo smells

>>213112912 (OP)
/cum/ won.

https://desuarchive.org/int/

Regroup

>>213112912 (OP)
>>213112936
>>213112944
>/brit/

So here we are, the final /brit/.

lads, i...

1 minute for real now

Lads I'm actually panicking and shaking right now. Not even memeing.

I never left lads, and yes, i am spaino

rorke and leftypol at this moment

So this is it...
The last /brit/

Smell ya later NERDS

YOU LIED

goodbye you evil retards
im so happy that after 12 years i'll finally be free or this place and never have to interact with you again
less than 1 minute to go :)

poo

Terrible day for rain

>>213112999
Non jf version

roaring in a nigger's face

Bye bye

poo

>>213113013
what the hell
it's the real 190

i am the final /brit/poster


doing a poo

WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

Prosit!

I WILL NOT GO

It's over

>>213113013
kys

>>213113081
>>213113083
what the fuck

communism is the only solution, remember that /brit/....

I can't believe all the britanons are fucking dead.

ok, shows over you can go back to normal now

poo

>>213112912 (OP)
what happens in a minute

is this the afterlife?

And nothing happened

Mental how 2016mong could get you retards dancing to the same tune twice in less than 3 months.

Well ?

Nothing ever happens

I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING

IM STUCK HERE FOREVER

would you look at the time!

we're... back?

damn bros, its like I can still hear them. RIP...

>>213113127
Nothing, like always.

DO NOT leave the website and then try to re-enter.
Did that on PC and now it's inaccessible.
Can still post on mobile tho...

lads DONT REFRESH

I JUST REFRESHED AN /SP/ TAB AND IT'S ASKING FOR ID

IF YOU CLOSE 4CHAN FOR ANY REASON, IT'S GONE FOREVER

here we are then

LIVING AFTER MIDNIGHT

claiming another "i was here pass"

Called it lol

THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE

Fitting

I miss brits already...

Goodbye bongs

I won’t let me post

דרדלה

h-hello...

This just means 4chan hasn't responded to Ofcom's requests. Next step is for Ofcom to compel British ISPs to block the site in accordance with the Online Safety Act.

would you look at the time

eh

This is just like the film Threads
The nuke has just hit us, but we're okay for now
But the fall-out and long term consequences will prove fatal...

Would've been bants if the British flags had the self-restraint to not post for a minute or two... but alas...

also this is MY thread now, I called dibs on it earlier, you have to go now

>>213113243
sybau retard

>>213113243
how many more weeks?

>>213113243
You said this last time bore off now 2016mong ffs.

we are so back

>>213113218
we're not going anywhere

>>213113245
We're one plus gmt currently, it'll only be midnight GMT at 1am

keir starmer just put his 3 inch penis inside my arse and whispered in my ear "i can shut you down any time i like sunshine" then disappeared

uh oh here come the nothingburger posters

fuck this is truly well depressing. you've ruined my night.

Mine was posted first

What are you doing in here?

two tier fuming that an autistic jap stood up to his bullying
moot would've folded

God bless

ATTENTION
You can go here or any of the other brits now thank you and good bye
>>213113258
>>213113258
>>213113258

So it was all a joke? A jape? A prank?
Here I was, thinking I'd be the funniest anon of them all, starting /brit/ threads every day, with 0 union jacks ever present.

OI YOU GOT' LOICENSE TO POST ON 'AT ER' WEBSITE

since you are still here can you give me my marbles back

poo barmer will not be pleased

>>213113278
>>213113277
>>213113275
Do you think Ofcom are just sitting there with a magic wand ready to poof 4chan out of existence at a second's notice?

This is just the beginning.

>>213113275
>sybau
FOPY

forget about the bongshits, post international culture

They're still here :D

gookmoot will save us all

You niggas went real quiet huh. Looks like I'm in charge now

and so it begins

How many times is 2016mong going to do this do you think? Or a better question is how many of you childish retards are going to play along with his pathetic 'gimmick'?

Fuck the biomass lolololol

Only 11pm GMT guys calm down

sad thing is when the axe does actually fall there wont be any fanfare. there'll just be a day when all the block orders arrive at the ISP headquarters, some codemonkeys will enter a few lines, and over the course of a few hours the lights will go out one after another

It's so sad
We can't post

How do I ask the barber for a Kim Jong Un haircut?

>>213113294
OH NO NO NO NO NO

BLOODY FORGOT TO CARRY THE ONE

So, am I breaking any laws by posting here?

>>213113343
>>213113343
>>213113343

4chan still up
XHamster still up
JewHUB BANNED
BLACKED.com BANNED

NO BAN IN SCOTLAND, ONLY ENGLISH BANNED KEK

>>213113335
Average Turk

>kier starmer has just run out of number ten, chased by an unidentified male with a glaswegian accent, the suspect is believed to be wearing a headband with mouse ear accessories
Lads we've been saved

Since nobody can read this: I once got sucked off by a tranny.

>>213113351
lmao

>>213113364
show him a pick from a military parade

If I can't post this then you were all justified
But if I can, you all need to kill yourselves

Why did everyone ignore my edition and use the Chilean edition?

Seems odd

https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content

>On 14 April 2025, Ofcom issued a formal information notice to the provider of the service 4chan requesting a copy of the record of its Illegal Content Risk Assessment, as part of our Risk Assessment Enforcement Programme. At the date of opening this investigation, no response has been received to the information notice.

>Ofcom’s investigation will examine whether there are reasonable grounds to believe that 4chan has failed, or is failing, to comply with its duty to respond accurately to an information notice sent under the Act, as well as its duty to complete and keep a record of its Illegal Content Risk Assessment. The investigation will also consider whether there are reasonable grounds to believe that 4chan has failed, or is failing, to comply with its duties to protect its users from illegal content under section 10.

>Ofcom’s Online Safety Enforcement Guidance sets out how Ofcom will normally approach enforcement under the Act. This includes our approach to information gathering and analysis and the procedural steps we must take to fairly determine the outcome of the investigation.

>Where we identify compliance failures, we can impose fines of up to £18 million or 10% of qualifying worldwide revenue (whichever is greater). In the most serious cases of non-compliance, and where appropriate, given the risks of harm to individuals in the UK, we can seek a court order to require third parties to take action to disrupt the business of the provider. This may require third parties (such as providers of payment or advertising services, or Internet Service Providers) to withdraw services from, or block access to, a regulated service in the UK.

>We will provide an update on this investigation in due course.

>>213113392
scream

>>213113403
corr

>>213113409
boohoo nigga

God heard my prayers and kept the brits here!!!

>>213113355
love how today will lull the nothingburger mongs into false sense of security

>>213113409
Don’t have a melty over thread autism.

>>213113409
I'm just that much more charismatic

>>213113429
NO

REDDIT IS DOWN, I REPEAT REDDIT IS DOWN

>tfw 19yo zoomer will pass checks easily as they all look 53
>tfw me, a millennial godking blessed by the fountain of youth will be unable to pass as my boyish good looks still have me looking 16 deep into my 30s

just not fair is it

>>213113437
he is known to do this

>>213113374
>random AI slop website
And nothing of value was lost.

>>213113423
lmao jannies ignored these niggas emails

>>213113409
The c in dtfic stands for Canadian not Chilean

>>213113348
Presumably it's fucking hilarious for the retarded shutins who weren't here the first five times he did this. Sat there giggling like a bunch of mongs give me the fear tb.h

>>213113384
xhamster doesn't work, needs verification shit

>>213113452
down syndrome?

>>213113477
yeah

midnight snack for me me thinks

Wonder what happens now.
I give it 6 months.

>>213112912 (OP)
ill miss you limey faggots

>>213112965
Can you post in the archive? Is that what ghostposting is?

reminder: ofcom has to seek a court injunction to get isps to block it from this end

IN A DIFFERENT WORLD

>>213113487
basado

>>213113355
they say you don't even hear it when it happens

>>213113423
Hysterical to think they genuinely believe they have any power over anybody in the year of our Lord 2025

>>213113458
what's your secret?

>>213113452
I used to Sora to generate an image of a British driving licence, then uploaded that to Reddit.
Kinda surprised it worked, but it did. Can't keep those 18+ feet subreddits away from me.

>>213113496
2016mong comes back in another month and does the same shit again and all the Redditors fucking piss themselves silly laughing at the same shitty gimmick

*starts heating up*

Can't someone just go in the mod IRC and ask them what they intend to do?

50 minutes

>>213113505
Something to consider

But what time is the ban coming in effect?

>>213113489
Love hedgehogs.:3
>>213113503
Yes

Well that was stressful

Time to xhamster and chill like this guy >>213113489

I'm gonna get some digestives + cinnamon tea

>>213113503
Yes
I think you need to find the latest thread though

>>213113512
simply ebin

now that britposters are kill, what should we do in their honour?

50 minutes left... It was nice knowing you lads

Love how the CAPTCHA system went laggy in those last 20 minutes

Really added to the drama

Homeland Party isn't that impressive imo.

The BNP was basically National Socialist in its heyday under Nick Griffin.

ohhh ho there he goes again ... hehh h ehh .. whipped yous into a right ol' frenzy heh hehhh hehehhh

LADS DO NOT LEAVE THE WEBSITE IF YOU'RE ON SKY

>>213113532
cba you do it

I've never had a meltdown

Not even once

Remember when we had this exact same thread 3 months ago and it wasn't funny then either?

WE FUCKING WON

So it's not happening?

why is our government so stupid no other government is this out of touch

>>213113602
Remember when you weren’t a black nigger? Me neither

Heil Britain

>can't post from my phone anymore
unironically... lads???
can't even show the screenshot unless i fucking email myself

>>213113602
I think it was quite funny

>>213113565
try clicking on anything

>>213113618
Simply not true

>>213113532
I assume nothing until they get pressured by the bong government, then figure it out.

>>213113593
HUH?

>>213113616
this just means hiroshimoot didnt have his finger on the block button, they're probably not gonna do shit until forced

nothing ever happens

yhe binble

Howling at all the stupid cunts who got tricked into paying for a VPN and 4chan pass.

>>213113489
had one in my garden today, i gave it some cat food and water

The next fortnight is crucial, wait and see!

>>213113621
Sent him flying

Have it on good authority that the 4chan mod discord server is up in arms about this
Apparently they forgot to do some fucking work as per usual and add us all on a range ban
>its really fckin not ｡･ﾟﾟ*~kawaii~*ﾟﾟ･｡
is one direct quote from server admin GNUwU

>>213113618
They're not stupid
They actually just hate you

Right anyway...back to discussing the latest Israeli War Crimes.

Not so fast chuds!!!

GMT still has 46 minutes remaining

It’s not over yet…

>>213113602
i thought it was funny

>>213113512
they stole our word

Small boat cronem hotel bedrooms

>>213113544
Its already in effect

next last thread in 45 minutes, are you ready

The government literally publishes lists of countries that are unsafe to travel to.. then imports people from them.

What makes them unsafe?

>>213113657
its been hiro this whole time posting DAILY
fair play
he has ALWAYS had it out for us
still has senpai desu etc filtered

>>213113593
OH FUCK ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

before this thread gets shut down tell me a secret what's your star sign

Why are brits such attention whores?

>>213113532
Actually logged into it rn but I hate that room so no

>>213113689
That's sort of the entire point of refugees.

>>213113644
they've already been pressured, i doubt ofcom failed to notify them that theyre under investigation. the real answer is just nothing, refuse to pay any fine issued and accept the eventuality of getting blocked by UK ISPs

>>213113689
>What makes them unsafe?
insecurity and needyness

XHAMSTER HAS FALLEN

>>213113705
remember when a tranny beat up your manlet president loool

France just recognised Palestine. It's fucking over for the Jews.

>>213113709
recognise that tie

>>213113705
did we post in your thread pierre you little wasteman?
yet here you are, in brit, asking questions
who's the real attention whore you bhenchod

>>213113753
kek this is me

>>213113711
what makes us know that they're not the same as the people who made it unsafe?

Cooked a bit of scran for before bed

I'm an Aquarius

PORNHUB IS GONE

TNAFLIX and xxxbunker have survived the purge

>>213113532
>go in the mod IRC and ask them what they intend to do?
Suspect we'd prefer an answer within the next 28 business days

I miss back in the day when people would poo in the hat. “Pass the poo hat around” we’d all say and poo in the hat when it came round to us.

you're all still here??????????

>>213113739
Starmer would never ever allow it, remember he converted to the tribe and has to face going to synagogue weekly
Imagine the glares he'd get from the rabbi if he dared do it!

>>213113757
ktima

>>213113762
unironically looks peng

He's still posting empty hotel rooms

I'm going CRAZY

>>213113593
http://blocked.nb.sky.com/
holy shit you're right, I can't post anymore either

ofcom sending emails to rapeape

>>213113779
we still do that in my village

>>213113769
good but won't have much of an impact unless they go nuclear with this legislation
there's 1000 alternatives if you just google 'girls with big tits porn'

>>213113781
sad innit

>>213113593
geggg

>>213113762
I hope you don't mind if I sneak in and take my portion

F

>>213113593
You just typed in that url u little liar

SHEMALETUBE HAS GONE DARK

In case the enforcement gets handed down in the morning when im asleep I just wanted to tell you all that I’ve been running the catyank gimmick for years. Completely fictional person. Don’t give a fuck about jay dyer or Star Wars. I’m completely atheistic. I do like cats but that’s whatever. Sorry.

>>213113593
Giving money to (((Comcast))) was your first mistake

>>213113813
>good but won't have much of an impact unless they go nuclear with this legislation
They will.
Some of you don't understand this stuff isn't going to happen all at once. They will continually use this legislation to wittle away at the British internet, bit-by-bit, until it's unrecognisable in 5 years time.

>>213113797
it's obviously a joke but the implication was that it was an automatic redirect you autistic spastic

they actually did it, the madmen actually did it

BLACKED HAS FALLEN

LADS THEY'RE KICKING DOWN MY DOOR FOR POSTING HERE

>>213113739
And I come back to you now - at the turn of the tide

>>213113670
You’d have to be stupid to hate me, I’m awesome.

>>213113762
hungry now

More niggas gonna be tempted to go have a shrekwank...
a LAYERED wank if you will...
a DARK wank if you will...

my go-to gdp site is fine and that's all that matters

>>213113762
that beef looks great

>>213113593
They blocked my libgen months ago

>>213113850
Every cloud

>>213113638
oh alri then
well gelbooru is still up... for now at least
in the meantime I'll need to reset the ol' 'ssword for 'roton vpn then

Should I find myself a British man now that they're legally not allowed to be addicted to porn?

>>213113844
WOOSH

>>213113853
Zionists are all liars and crybullies and no sane person pays any attention to them anymore

>>213113867
chie MENTIONED

keir starmer is suuuch a virgo

What I really need is for Emma Watson to squeeze out a hot juicy turd right into my open and eager mouth.

>>213113822
just google "uk driving license" download one of the non-sample images, upload that and you're through. takes 2 minutes

>>213113762
fuck now I want to make spicy instant noodles with an egg

>>213113876
it's okay to be embarrased lad i know it doesn't come naturally to you but you can pick it up

stuck here forever

police van just pulled up across the street... lads...

>>213113762
corr not bad
bit of chilli oil and a runny fried egg on that and she's perfect

>>213113880
>>213113853
>1 minute and 2 seconds apart

I was gonna post my cock at 11:59 so glad I chose not to else I’d be banned fr right now

>>213113853
they're so whiney aren't they

can't help with the lies and exaggerations

>>213113895
the robbie williams posters tie it all together

>>213113897
log out of your 4chan account

>>213113853
Europe is healing

Iron-filled brains

they should ban instaslags too there's basically porn most degenerate young woman's page

IM BEING EXTRADITED TO THE UK FOR POSTING HE- *black bag is thrown over my head*

Labour, Tory and Reform MPs are quite literally the only pro-Israelis left in Britain

>>213113885
Why can't you guys just do that with 4chan too

>>213113896
Cronem and Asylum lads meeting up on the balcony to network and look down on the wh*teboi pissants.

JAV KINO IS STILL UP

um why are we still here?

>>213113894
WOOSH

>>213113922
i've already burned my hard drive

>>213113895
pepe feet kinda sexy in that pic ngl

Jim’ll fix it

>>213113875
it actually just means they're not allowed to be anonymous about it

The bastards. The fucking bastards.

>>213113897
It's not too late to apply the tan spray

>>213113853
Simultaneous Global Kristallnacht

>>213113910
Not every post has a 1 minute delay you know, newfag

>>213113940
mmhmm das rite
katies will get gold passes x

>>213113927
Notice how it' all old demented farts and one young guy with a mask that is probably an autistic retard still scared of covid because he was probably 13 when it happened.

IM FINGERING MY OWN BUMHOLE

sick to bastard death of it

>>213113895
you can marry me and come live with me and be my house husband in the beautiful land known as new jersey

>>213113977
Butifulll

>>213114003
>rabbit

>>213113989
i seriously would
need out this shithole

janitor ai is still up?

>>213113989
Is it true in New Jersey you're not allowed to pump your own petrol?

You all realise it comes into action based on the GMT time, and not BST, right? Just over thirty minutes left for you

>>213113963
>ID scan
AI generate a UK driving licence and upload that, it worked for me.

Bants when we randomly get banned at 00:37

it's fucking OVER

https://www.gaymaletube.com

>>213114003
crazy how you will never get that chance to restart your life since the dollhouse is still here huh?

Heatherpedo on cloud nine

He can waste his life for another day

Need Keir Starmer arrested RIGHT FUCKING NOW

What happened to the Iran war?

>>213114021
fuck off it's bedtime

Captchas have gone slow as fuck again.

Things are happening.

>>213114021
and why would GMT be the time zone used?

>>213113853
If you’ve been kicked out of 109 pubs, are the pubs the problem, or are you?

>>213114030
Glad I won't be alive to see it

>>213114018
Yes and you have to tip the person who pumps it for you

>>213114014
drop your discord and we can work something out love xx
>>213114018
yes

Deegs it's Diego Day mate, give us 30 minutes of it as a going away present

Use tor to watch porn lads ffs

simpcity stands strong

Only an hour left lads it was nice knowing you

>>213114056
>>213114056
>>213114056
>>213114056

>>213114070
um

>>213114070
dont know how

>>213114035
jumping up and down and giggling like a retard until it's taken from him in a few weeks with no warning

>>213114041
trump told israel off and they complied but then COINCIDENTALLY the epstein hits boiling point out of fucking nowhere, right as bibi visited the white house

THEY'RE FUCKING SMASHING IN MY DOOR LADS... IT'S OVER

>>213113866
sauce?

32 minutes

so this is it, the last brit

>>213113962
Oh

The ofcom surveillance team have been out already

>>213113941
luckily there's a site with one of my go-to wank vids still up, praise the Lord https://missjav.cam/vrpn-008/

err
why was that nuked???

>>213114184
German janny got mentioned

THE END IS NIGH

>>213114184
it was made by a spamming nonce

>>213113938
4chan isnt asking for verification, they just dont give a single shit about any letter they get from ofcom (based, honestly)

>>213113343
>>213113343
>>213113343

>>213114234
What is ofcom

>>213114197
verboten! >_<

>>213114184
Janny shutting down /brit/ in time for the 1am block.

>>213114161
GET IN

>>213113258
>>213113258
>>213113258

>>213113853
That's a shame

>>213114259
the office for communications, the government department responsible for enforcing the new law. they sent 4chan a letter telling them to comply with their demands. 4chan didnt respond, so they announced 4chan was under investigation. at some point the investigation will conclude whether 4chan is likely to show "harmful" content to british citizens (spoiler: it does). then ofcom will issue a fine, which 4chan will again not respond to. THEN, ofcom will issue notices to all ISPs in the country to block 4chan. this is all practically inevitable at this point