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Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825536 >>212825830 >>212827326 >>212827677
/brit/
hard brexxxit edition
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825587
SOMEONE MAKE THE POO (IN THE TOILET)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825590 >>212825677
Anonymous France No.212825593
i saw gimpsuited guys in the club in berlin but never considered how sweaty and dehydrated they mustve been
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825594
they do be coming home soon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825606 >>212825620
what was that lad just sucking?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825620
>>212825606
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825638 >>212825644
Right, let's get it settled this thread. Who's right, leftypol or Rorke?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825644
>>212825638
radcen
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825647 >>212825683 >>212825691
Took an antifa sticker off a bin in town. Reckon im for it when the socialist revolution happens
Anonymous Australia No.212825653 >>212825666
A black man. A white woman.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825666
>>212825653
nature
Anonymous Canada No.212825677
>>212825590
Is that Hawaiian pizza?

Yum!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825683
>>212825647
Seen a commie sticker on a lamppost near me, really need to take it down
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825691 >>212825708
>>212825647
bootlicker
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825693 >>212825712
got no views about anything me im a literally npc
Anonymous Australia No.212825701 >>212825705 >>212825798
is it true that in british adverts that feature a couple, 99% of them are interracial?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825705
>>212825701
100%
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825708
>>212825691
Save me commiemong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825712 >>212825757
>>212825693
what are your programmed lines of dialogue
Anonymous New Zealand No.212825713
I reckon must be nothing better than getting a blowie while taking a shit and smoking a cigarette
Anonymous Sweden No.212825728
>saffron infused cheese
mmmm
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825731 >>212825922
My lips are stained orange and it hurts when I breathe. Might be the end for me lads
Anonymous South Africa No.212825742
not sure what to have for tea tonight
Anonymous Canada No.212825751
When I was in university there were "communist" student groups that were really ISIS recruiting cells

Also saw some posters for pedo anonymous groups to get help for being a pedo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825757
>>212825712
Been up to anything this morning?
Anonymous Australia No.212825773 >>212825810
>join discord server that isn't supposed to be political in any way
>first thing i see in general is a discussion about trump and putin
never fucking stops does it?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825779 >>212825815 >>212825816 >>212825848 >>212825877 >>212827021
Well, leftypops?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825784
applying for a gimp license lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825798
>>212825701
it ain't church bells ringing out across the city every hour on the hour, it's ad breaks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825810 >>212825840
>>212825773
The default normie mindset is leftypol and they need to talk about it endlessly now with Trump in power
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825812 >>212825846 >>212825861
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825815
>>212825779
leftypol wants it to happen. he gets off to it
Anonymous New Zealand No.212825816
>>212825779
>source: center for migration control
surely an unbiased set of statistics
Anonymous France No.212825819
how much of a muppet do you have to be to still watch tv
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825830
>>212825536 (OP)
>knickerless virgin

kek
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825835 >>212825855
*approves your gimp licence*
Anonymous Australia No.212825840 >>212825864
>>212825810
just wish they had enough humility to realise that their opinions don't matter, i figured that out years ago
Anonymous New Zealand No.212825846
>>212825812
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825848
>>212825779
Um actually theres more british people so
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825855
>>212825835
cheers mate

*wriggles away into the undergrowth*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825861 >>212825952
>>212825812
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825864
>>212825840
>normies
>humility
lmao good one
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825877
>>212825779
Not their fault just different culture innit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825898 >>212825938
need a gf with a fanny

might go find one in brighton
Anonymous New Zealand No.212825906
I wish people were still sexually repressed and kept their urges private. It ruins all the tv/shows I watch. Comedies are especially agregious.
I dont want to hear it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825915 >>212825953 >>212825990 >>212826006
need something to grab on any prospective gf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825922
>>212825731
sending well wishes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825938 >>212825962
>>212825898
best I can do is a knife wound
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825950 >>212825965 >>212825999
how do you find good discord servers?
Anonymous Brazil No.212825952
>>212825861
Fuck I miss my exes humongous bladders they were exactly like this girl's
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825953
>>212825915
Whoa, ass ahoy.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825962
>>212825938
lol silly cowe good of her to post it anyway
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825965 >>212826021 >>212826072
>>212825950
I set them up myself then go to places like roblox or fortnite to advertise them
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825967
scranning a tree
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212825989 >>212826012
I hope Afghan John and his wives weren't sent to my village / small town
Anonymous France No.212825990
>>212825915
you just know
Anonymous New Zealand No.212825999 >>212826254
>>212825950
there aren't any. Had a good New Zealand one with people from 4chan on it a few years back and we would do irl meet ups but there was a big falling out over a tranny and it was all shut down. Still talk to some of them though
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826006 >>212826103
>>212825915
same but require slanty eyes as well
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826012
>>212825989
Racist bastard
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826021 >>212826080
>>212825965
why do you go there lad?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826051
building a dam to stop the migrants
Anonymous Australia No.212826062
he's the magic man, he puts the hex in the city
don't call him harry potter
cos my name is h. piddy
Anonymous Canada No.212826066
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826072
>>212825965
can I join please
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826080 >>212826182
>>212826021
lots of people there who need someone to talk to
I'm a good listener
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826081
its not fair that a man has to strive to make his body look good to women. where as a woman gets better boobs and arse just from eating cakes all day
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826090 >>212826118 >>212826131 >>212826248
trvth

destroy all nonces
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826103
>>212826006
fat
Anonymous France No.212826118
>>212826090
nothing like fresh tight young snatch (legal)
Anonymous Brazil No.212826120
*pinches you*
Anonymous Canada No.212826130
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826131
>>212826090
not a nonce but all young people are arseholes so they deserve it tbf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826177
get the zoomers cucked by big millennial cock
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826182
>>212826080
would you not have difficulty finding people your age on those platforms?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826183
Just finished a whole cheesecake by myself feel sick didn’t even enjoy it
Anonymous Australia No.212826192 >>212826207 >>212826241 >>212826372 >>212826488
feel like going for a night drive but i'm fairly drunk
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826207
>>212826192
dangerous and downright stupid
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826211 >>212826232
fat ugly neighbour currently singing Billy Joel while shagging herself with either a vibrator or a magic wand. Might be a guy involved too, hard to tell
Anonymous Canada No.212826216
Wish I were a lonely incel freak with no prospects like you guys
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826232 >>212826306
>>212826211
does she not have a job she should be doing?
Anonymous France No.212826237
a 19-20 years old girl still seek paternal validation while women 30 and onward finally reach teenage rebellion. keep in mind women are overgrown children so they're experiencing things a decade late. so young legal birds you can mold and shape at will
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826241 >>212826259
>>212826192
it's the middle of the day mate
Anonymous Malaysia No.212826248
>>212826090
what if she said i love you first? it's not really my fault is it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826254
>>212825999
>good group, has irl meetups, breaks down over drama following one or more lads shagging the resident tranny(s)

reckon this is the format for literally every discord group ever to have existed
Anonymous Australia No.212826259 >>212826358
>>212826241
fuck off idiot
Anonymous Canada No.212826292
Uh oh seems somebody gets a tad angry when he's drinking
Anonymous France No.212826300 >>212826403
never got in on the discord thing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826306 >>212826355 >>212826379 >>212826410
>>212826232
she is unemployed, gets a takeaway every day, has a hoarding problem, wears pic related unironically every day (highly unlikely it is ever washed), and stinks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826355 >>212826380
>>212826306
is she fit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826358 >>212826414
>>212826259
don't be rude, foreigner
Anonymous South Africa No.212826372
>>212826192
good lad
Anonymous Spain No.212826379 >>212826525
>>212826306
she’s based and you’re seething
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826380 >>212826406 >>212826411
>>212826355
i don't call her fat ugly neighbour for nothing. She is fat and ugly. She is also my neighbour
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826403
>>212826300
I think most people who see the appeal in 4chan's anonymous posting see the same problems in discord that traditional named forums had i.e cliques and mod/admin brown-nosing

I want to post in an environment where my funny and witty posts are appreciated for their own sake, not ignored or shat on because I'm the wrong user or because 5-6 different lads are posturing for the attention of the 1 woman in the group. So I post here, where a post is a post.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826406 >>212826525
>>212826380
what do you think her arsehole smells like?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826410 >>212826516 >>212826525
>>212826306
Sad. Something's clearly gone wrong in her life and she's never recovered and just given up
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826411 >>212826525
>>212826380
do you think shed have sex with you if you asked her
Anonymous Brazil No.212826412 >>212826470 >>212826558
been feeling like shit after I groped this girl I've been trying to date seriously whilst she tried to sleep. We started out sex multiple times like that but three nights ago she said she didn't want to. Apparently my drunken self kept going and trying .
Feel disgusted at myself and she hasn't said a word after my apology. Will probably chew my showerheads electric wiring later
Anonymous Australia No.212826414 >>212826474
>>212826358
suck my salty australian balls lad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826467 >>212826496 >>212826505
Anonymous France No.212826470 >>212826612
>>212826412
know a lad that did the same thing and tried to finger a girl while she was sleeping after a party
he got shunned out until he pretended to be suicidally depressed for sympathy
you know your next move. you feel so much guilt that it made you suicidal
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826474
>>212826414
k x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826488
>>212826192
do it, don't be a pussy
Anonymous Spain No.212826496
>>212826467
zion don’s final form
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826505
>>212826467
whats the evil horn for
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826516 >>212826686
>>212826410
For a lot of council estate types I fear it wasn't one particular life-defining event as much as it was over before it began. They never stood a chance, were born to shite parents, born in a shitehole, educational attainment and aspirations were discouraged.

obviously you do get some people whose lives are well on track, motoring on nicely and then some freak incident derails them and fucks them up for life. But I think the majority aren't these people and are just people for whom it was over before it ever began
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826525
>>212826379
if that is what being based is, i would rather be a seether
>>212826406
you know when people die in their flat and like 2 weeks later the smell gets so bad that neighbours call the police? I reckon it's similar to that
>>212826410
When i moved in 6 years ago, she had a bf who was equally as gross, but they did the same routine together. He moved out about a year ago but the other day I saw some non-fat but gross guy picking up the Uber Eats McDonalds delivery and going in the flat.
>>212826411
if i just knocked on her door and asked, no. But if i spoke with her for a bit, got on with her, then asked. I reckon yeah she would let me. Not that i want to
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826526 >>212826562 >>212826580 >>212826600
Not getting involved in case this Aussie crashes and dies. Don't want blood on my hands you see.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826531
*ejaculates*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826558
>>212826412
t. Greggorio Wallaceinho
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826562
>>212826526
*rubs blood on your hands*
Anonymous France No.212826578 >>212826700
got a big speedwanking sesh planned for tomorrow night
until sunday or so
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826580
>>212826526
alri sensible simon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826581 >>212826618
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826582 >>212826615 >>212826616 >>212826620 >>212826663 >>212826678 >>212826692 >>212826701 >>212826717 >>212826737 >>212826745 >>212827139
Emma Watson has been banned from driving for 6 months and fined Β£1,213 after she was caught speeding 38 mph in a 30 mph zone
Anonymous Australia No.212826587
she wants a man with a 1988 twin cam corolla with 6 months' rego
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826596 >>212826658
might get some of my cds back
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826600
>>212826526
*rubs ejaculate on your hands*
Anonymous Brazil No.212826612 >>212826636
>>212826470
Wouldn't even have to pretend desu I've basically been sleeping in for the past three days just binging king of the hill and watching balatro videos, don't remember the last time I cooked a meal
That only works if you have someone worrying about you desu
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826615
>>212826582
country's on it's knees
Anonymous Spain No.212826616
>>212826582
fucking BITCH
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826618 >>212826693
>>212826581
Do Muslims believe Jews are the chosen people who are inherently better than gentiles
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826620 >>212826657
>>212826582
bit harsh
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826621 >>212826666 >>212826715
she wants a man with a 5 inch bwc
Anonymous France No.212826636
>>212826612
just stop caring then and embrace the villain arc
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826645 >>212826666
any 5 inch bwc man in?
Anonymous Spain No.212826657
>>212826620
she could’ve killed a kid
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826658
>>212826596
won't get none of your cds back
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826663 >>212826692 >>212827167 >>212827268
>>212826582
loool
5.1 inch monster BWC United Kingdom No.212826666 >>212826691
>>212826645
>>212826621
hello lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826678
>>212826582
must have really needed a shit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826686
>>212826516
The discouragement is the worst thing. Very crabs in the bucket.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826691
>>212826666
Quads for the 5.1 inch monster BWC.
I kneel.
5.1 inch monster BWC United Kingdom No.212826692
>>212826582
>>212826663
racing to that BWC
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826693
>>212826618
no, they believe they're treacherous scum who were given a chance but rejected it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826694
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826700 >>212826781
>>212826578
4 days is rough man. You planning sleep at all?

Problem you have with speed is that it has such a long tail. An extra dose is an extra +6 hours you won't get a wink of sleep. With drone you can sleep an hour after your last line (if you're properly sleep deprived).

Longest I ever did was 3-dayers on the 'drone, no sleep, and it was absolutely grim on the third day. Only time in my life I've ever had visual and audio hallucinations, proper stimulant psychosis grimness.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826701 >>212826733 >>212826736
>>212826582
Police haven’t even got me with the speed gun when I’ve driven past doing 87 in a 70 I do not understand how people get caught doing a little over 30 in a 30
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826715
>>212826621
Who your mum? Already aware lad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826717
>>212826582
LOCK
HER
UP
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826727
on the wanking pills
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826730 >>212826751 >>212826786
banned for 6 over is mental
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826732 >>212826782
i support the destruction of gaming and of gamers, my name? sir kier starmer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826733 >>212826798
>>212826701
You were going to fast mate, they aimed and they missed
Anonymous United States No.212826736
>>212826701
you've done more overs than a t-12 match
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826737 >>212826776 >>212826831 >>212827216 >>212827749
>>212826582
She blocks bin lorries and has failed her MOT 4 times. Why does she despite the working class?

https://www.check-mot.service.gov.uk/results?registration=GV13+RTX
https://fixmystreet.oxfordshire.gov.uk/report/7578701
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826741 >>212826839 >>212826860 >>212826893 >>212826931 >>212826994
go on lads, what's the fastest you've ever driven? Closed tracks and autobahn does not count.
I've never dared to push the Clio beyond 100mph before
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826745
>>212826582
it's 3 points for speeding unless you're literally going like double the limit so she obviously already had points
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826751
>>212826730
She was already on 9 points, them is the rules am afraid
Anonymous Spain No.212826756
see no reason why we shouldn’t arrest them all
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826776
>>212826737
Why does she drive an Audi
Should be in a MG midget or a vintage jag or summat
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826777 >>212826892
so heckin bro tier
Anonymous France No.212826781 >>212826869
>>212826700
oh yeah I'm using 2MMC, not actual eurospeed paste. cathinonewanking just doesnt sound as good haha
on the 2MMC it's one line every hour/1h30 then wanking for an hour straight, 'spaffing' then going at it again.
I'm planning sleep in between, possibly during saturday, I usually get a good 8 hours in saturday morning and I'm good to go until sunday night
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826782
>>212826732
No pubs
No porn
No games

Paki takeaways and Turkish barbers only
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826786
>>212826730
will have had existing points for prior offences rather than an instant ban

but yeah I agree who even cares about 46 in a 40 or 38 in a 30 which is what emma was doing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826796 >>212826834
Why don’t we just rape the immigrants when they come over so they know it doesn’t feel nice and they stop doing it?
Wouldn’t have a problem then would we?
Government is too busy trying to figure out what is and isn’t woke that they’re letting the real solutions fly over their heads.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826798
>>212826733
U reckon? 87 isn’t that fast really
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826821
free the femdem
lock up the 'radical incel youths'
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826831
>>212826737
Could she not afford a RS3?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826834
>>212826796
It's a good point, well said
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826835
brown fella just got on the bus and immediately starts talking in his wogbabble with earphones on
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826839
>>212826741
108 I think? if you have a fast car you can go from 70 to over 100 quickly and it won't feel that fast
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826843 >>212827018
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826858 >>212826907 >>212826945
>The Online Safety Act says sites must make it harder for under-18s to see explicit material - and Pornhub and other major adult websites have confirmed they will introduce advanced age checks by 25 July.

actual joke country
Anonymous Brazil No.212826860
>>212826741

145-ish kmph on my Dad's Ka bless the little thing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826869 >>212826936
>>212826781
good man, good man. Long as you get some sleep you'll be reet. It really is the sleep deprivation that fucks you.

try and force some meals down as well x
Anonymous Australia No.212826872
attention NIGGERS
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826879 >>212827018
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826881 >>212826932 >>212826937
full on camera crew at the gym earlier. Big cameras, big lighting fixtures, the lot. No idea what they were filming exactly. Probably some promo shit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826890
UMMY
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826892
>>212826777
seems like a good bloke
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826893
>>212826741
Dunno probably 95
Don't fancy pushing it more than that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826907 >>212827135
>>212826858
It's happening everywhere
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826911 >>212827018
Anonymous Australia No.212826928
on the cans
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826931 >>212826975
>>212826741
133 mph
on a private road, incase any undercover bacon in here wondering
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826932
>>212826881
cracking anecdote
Anonymous France No.212826936 >>212827100
>>212826869
cannot eat anything during a multiple days long sesh I drink san pellegrino and fruit juice for minerals, vitamins what have you
use that neti pot thing as well to not hurt the sinuses too much
stimwanking is the hobby of gods
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826937 >>212827066
>>212826881
all for you lad

they said we think the big man is going to be here today, people have been saying he's been putting up some numbers and is looking thick, stacked, hench and raw and we want to get this unit on camera
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826941
lots of ponybergs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826945
>>212826858
nothingburger
fuck off 2016mong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826959
just swallowed a pill and then 5 min later burped and the pill powder all shot out my mouth like a cloud of smoke freaked me tf out
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826975 >>212826999 >>212827059
>>212826931
What car
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826976
witnessing some images outside of their allowed board
Anonymous United States No.212826987 >>212827007
are there any alligator swamps in britain, or habitat of any other large animal with a hankering for afghan flesh
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826994
>>212826741
i was going over 100mph for about an hour total of a 3 hour drive to a friend's wedding i was extremely late for. was more like 110 for parts of it. just slowed down when my phone app told me there were cameras. didn't get caught and made the wedding as the bride walked in
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212826999 >>212827059
>>212826975
'06 plate Ford KA
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827007
>>212826987
badger
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827018
>>212826843
>>212826879
>>212826911
Why is she so smug?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827021
>>212825779
I swear some of these are just fake
Anonymous Brazil No.212827054
I gotta buy a cheap motorcycle, learn how to do some wheelies and start to listen brazillian funk before is too late.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827059
>>212826975
why would I say
>>212826999
not me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827062 >>212827075
seeing money with charles on it now on the rare occassion I have notes

seen a Β£20 with him on it and Β£10 too
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827066
>>212826937
Hollywood production team to get the 10 reps 1pl8 bench into the history books
Anonymous France No.212827072 >>212827103
women love telling you about their past sexual trauma on the first date
this is why speedwanking is better. no humoring womens bullshit. just pure bliss
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827075
>>212827062
Is it worth more
Anonymous Brazil No.212827076
phwoar
Anonymous Australia No.212827090
i reckon if you weren't at least 18 when /brit/ started in 2013 then you're a zoomer poofter who should fuck off back to tiktok
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827100 >>212827229
>>212826936
if you go a little longer between lines you can get a meal down you. If you stick to your schedule of one every 90 then fair play you won't be able to. But any time you find yourself in a lull, that's a good time to try and squeeze a meal into your ghoulish body. Soup is a good one since you can just heat it slightly then drink it. Three square meals can be done, I know cause I've done it.

>use that neti pot thing as well to not hurt the sinuses too much
Dunno if they have this in your country but they should do, even if it's under a different name. The active ingredient is xylometazine hydrochloride. It's honestly unreal how good it is. No matter how much shite you've stuffed up there this stuff will unblock your nose in 2 mins. Don't use it every day though, only for speedwanking sessions.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827103 >>212827133
>>212827072
what's speedwanking
Anonymous Montenegro No.212827114
Anonymous United States No.212827127
gfstein drunkenly told me that my older sister hit on her last year at my cousin’s wedding. what the fuck
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827133
>>212827103
gooning while on speed
very grim stuff
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827135
>>212826907
They just ask you what you were doing when 9/11 happened or how to manually rewind a vhs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827139
>>212826582
>Watson already had nine points on her licence before the speeding incident occurred, the court heard.

mental

ban her for longer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827147 >>212827180
gorgeous trans woman at the station
Anonymous Australia No.212827155 >>212827186 >>212827225
i'm racist lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827167
>>212826663
nice they could have a little catch up
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827174 >>212827219 >>212827256
going pub next tuesday
bit of an awkward day to go pub isn't it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827180 >>212827242
>>212827147
pics? x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827186
>>212827155
it's inevitable if you live around them
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827216 >>212827259 >>212827260 >>212827278
>>212826737
Emma Watson driving the same car since 2013 is mental can't be true
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827219
>>212827174
be alright if you and everyone you're meeting has the wednesday off but yeah if not then a friday or saturday is preferable so everyone can properly cut loose
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827225 >>212827298
>>212827155
Against the Chinese or the aboriginals?
Anonymous France No.212827229 >>212827419
>>212827100
>if you go a little longer between lines you can get a meal down you
we must be different then because if i do a line of cathinones I won't feel hungry for the whole day. 12 hours later I still won't be able to get any solid food in
I've heard of that spray before but the neti pot with sea salt + baking soda with lukewarm water is enough to clear my nose out
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827242 >>212827303 >>212827307
>>212827180
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827256
>>212827174
going sunday me. love a sunday session
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827259 >>212827310
>>212827216
what happened to all those millions
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827260 >>212827310
>>212827216
she obviously doesn't give a fuck about driving
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827268
>>212826663
Wanamakers dad is based because he helped fund rebuilding/refurbishing the globe theatre even though English heritage were like nah lets not
But they are jewish (and american)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827269
Practicing the paki kicks in the garden
Anonymous Canada No.212827271
Not fond of the gravity on this planet honestly lads.
It's a bit much.

You look at a 20 foot drop and it doesn't feel like it should be terrifying and threatening to kill you but no you can fall off a second story balcony and hit your head and that it is it.

Mars gravity sounds more reasonable..
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827278 >>212827319
>>212827216
is a bit odd

you'd think even if she isn't into cars she'd at least go for some PCP / lease option where she gets a new car swapped out every 2 years. Why on earth would she want to deal with the ballache of car maintenance and MOTs and all that nonsense when she's got a gorillion quid to spare?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827279
>212827147
>212827180
>212827242
samemong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827286
Could someone please suck me off
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827291
been heart emoji-ing the female coworkers messaging but giving the male coworkers a very cold thumbs up

expecting a HR complaint any day now but heterosexuality is worth defending
Anonymous Australia No.212827298
>>212827225
against all non-whites
Anonymous France No.212827303 >>212827333
>>212827242
wasn't amer balding when he was still a chubby and male presenting
how did he reverse his norwood
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827306
can’t even imagine how boring driving must be I’ve you’ve never gone over the speed limit ever
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827307
>>212827242
why does this play out like the start of an Eastern European porno?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827310
>>212827259
>>212827260
Doesnt she live in america mostly? You dont want a big car for going round Oxfordshire countryside
Anonymous Australia No.212827318 >>212827376 >>212827535
why does my nose get blocked when i sleep on my side
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827319
>>212827278
Maybe she's a mong
Anonymous Ireland No.212827326 >>212827351
>>212825536 (OP)
Who is Knickerless Virgin supposed to be?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827333
>>212827303
hrt is pretty much the nuclear option for balding
downsides are you feminise which obviously most men dont want
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827345 >>212827406 >>212827441 >>212827456 >>212827479 >>212827557
Barry Lyndon is playing at the cinema on Saturday. Debating if I should go alone.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827351 >>212827557
>>212827326
Nicola Sturgeon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827355 >>212827381 >>212827474
>A teenage boy has admitted throwing a large seat 50ft (15m) off the top floor of an east London shopping centre for an internet prank, narrowly missing shoppers.
>The boy who threw the seat told police: "It's not that deep, it did not hit no-one," the prosecutor added.
God I hate wogs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827376
>>212827318
you've probably got allergies and your canal gets swolen
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827381 >>212827396
>>212827355
Bit racist to assume rorke
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827396
>>212827381
There’s a video. They were all black
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827406 >>212827516
>>212827345
What that bloke off sex pistols?
Anonymous Brazil No.212827415 >>212827448
Time to make lunch and watch the sumo highlights x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827419 >>212827483 >>212827512
>>212827229
You really have to force the food down. It's a mental decision you make to say "I am going to get through this plate of food, even if it takes me 45 minutes and my mouth is so dry I have to take a swig of water with every bite". Promise you it's worth it, give it a try and see how you get on. Even half the plate is better than nothing.

Yeah I suspect your neti pot is better for health longterm than the spray. The spray is so good though lad, it's like magic it's insane how well it works.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827439
emmayank's silence is deafening
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827441
>>212827345
Is it a dolphin in a bathtub
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827448 >>212827546 >>212827563
>>212827415
>sumo highlights
your mum's sex tapes?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827456 >>212827516
>>212827345
yes, if its an indie cinema there'll be other autists there as well.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827474
>>212827355
>yes but it might have hit someone
>it didn't hit anyone I swear though
>yes but imagine if the seat had hit someone
>the seat didn't hit no one tho
>...
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827479
>>212827345
*shoots you in the leg with a flintlock pistol*
Anonymous France No.212827483 >>212827649
>>212827419
the best I can do is eating berries lad. last time I even went out mid sesh to get a banh mi and couldn't take a single bite, left it in the fridge for 2 days. do you still speedwank?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827493
really fancy raping my own arse
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827509
rorke popping on an apron to microwave his beans
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827512
>>212827419
why not just get a smaller plate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827516 >>212827539 >>212827545 >>212827569 >>212827595
>>212827406
No thats John "Johnny Rotten" Lydon.
Barry Lyndon is a 1975 film.

>>212827456
Hebden Bridge Picture House
Anonymous Brazil No.212827535
>>212827318
When in doubt blame Jair Bolsonaro.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827539 >>212827554 >>212827558 >>212827603 >>212827827 >>212827916
>>212827516
what's it about
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827545 >>212827827 >>212827880
>>212827516
go dressed in a period outfit
Anonymous Spain No.212827546
>>212827448
scrjem
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827554 >>212827600
>>212827539
It's about Barry Lyndon
Anonymous Ireland No.212827557 >>212827827
>>212827345
Open air cinemas in Greece play classic shit all the time. I watched Rear Window that way and Rebel Without A Cause. Met a cutie and sat with her too but nothing came of it.

>>212827351
Thanks
Anonymous Brazil No.212827558
>>212827539
About his cousin, John Lydon.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827563
>>212827448
howling
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827569 >>212827827
>>212827516
Is it true hebden bridge is full of lesbians
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827590 >>212827634 >>212827640
pet shrimp died after 13 years. didnt know they could live that long. mental
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827595 >>212827827
>>212827516
you'll fit right in
i might join you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827600
>>212827554
who's that?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827603 >>212827618
>>212827539
basically the entire life of a poor Irish fella in the 18th century who goes from owning nothing to accidentally being an aristocrat then back to nothing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827618 >>212827647 >>212827692
>>212827603
does he shag any blacks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827627
little irish fella
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827630 >>212827848
the Ford Puma was the country’s best-selling car in 2024.
Anonymous Malaysia No.212827634
>>212827590
fried or?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827640
>>212827590
it's as shrimple as that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827645 >>212827721
We already are seeing gigahitler levels of nazi hate on our street, in our media, in graffiti, even from labour and starmer
Fuck the working class, everything is the fault of brown and trans people
We live in a national of mentally retarded hitlerites
Yet for the people on /brit/ it's not nearly enough, you freaks and Reform voters basically want total fascist global racial nuclear holocaust, to what ends?
Anonymous Spain No.212827647
>>212827618
yeah loads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827649 >>212827812
>>212827483
Anything is better than nothing. To that end I used to eat junk food as well like pastries and shit, anything to get calories down me. They weren't enjoyable but they were less unpleasant than say, a full meal with chicken and veg.

>do you still do it?
Nah not anymore, not for years now. The comedowns were too rough for me. As mentioned earlier, at the end I was doing multi-day sessions with zero sleep. Then afterwards I'd be in a deep, deep hole for an entire fortnight. To be fair I was also being reckless with dosages, doing parachutes with eyeballed doses that must have been 500mg+ easily and then redosing the same a few hours later again and again for days, lines in between, destroying myself. 4MMC as well so very heavy on the serotonin. Definitely given myself brain damage but whatever. Fond memories.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827677
>>212825536 (OP)
Where can I stream this?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827692 >>212827802
>>212827618
there isn't a single black in the entire film and it's like 3 hours long
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827694
pooma
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827701
little irish fella humping a big brown bunda like a chihuahua excitedly humping the arm of the sofa while he makes giggly leprechaun noises
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827706
Hebden bridge mentioned
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827720 >>212827981
fixmystreet.com

cheers to who posted this site
having a grand old time exploring it
Anonymous Spain No.212827721
>>212827645
living in the real world would do wonders for your mental elf’
Anonymous Canada No.212827749
>>212826737
Terberg making a ruckus again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827753 >>212827939
I’ve been mindraped I reckon. I just left Tesco and saw a woman wearing the more blacks more dogs more Irish shirt and genuinely burst out laughing
I need sectioning
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827802
>>212827692
would be illegal these days
Anonymous France No.212827812
>>212827649
>4MMC
Yeaah lad meph is much more closer to actual MDMA. it's really nasty. When it was a big deal in clubs before covid I was on the 1 line per hour regimen and by the end of the rave my head would hurt so bad. 3MMC fixed that even though it's not as strong. 2MMC is way lighter which makes it a perfect stimwank drug, much less empathogen or whatever MDMA is like.

>doing parachutes with eyeballed doses that must have been 500mg+ easily and then redosing the same a few hours later again and again for days, lines in between, destroying myself
damn. after all this time I don't think I ever did line that were bigger than 120mg. Maybe when I was deep in days long holes in berlin or something, doing 250mg+ lines of mixed coke and meph, having to split it between nostrils else it goes straight into the throat. grimdark
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827827
>>212827539
It's about Barry Lyndon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjPSGuJskxM

>>212827545
I wish I had the confidence to do that. I think if I had a gf who was up for it, wearing a pretty period dress, then id be willing to dress as an 18th century red coat.

>>212827557
I've been to old movies on my own in London but never where I live up north.

>>212827569
Yes its the lesbian capital of Britain.

>>212827595
I don't think Barry Lyndon is specifically autism friendly, but I doubt the people in attendance will be autism unfriendly.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827830 >>212827857 >>212827907 >>212827911
i have never done drugs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827842
The average modern Brit is dumber than a Neanderthal and more fascistic than Hitler, Goebbels and Himmler combined.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827848
>>212827630
never seen one
Anonymous Brazil No.212827857 >>212827925
>>212827830
why
Anonymous United States No.212827858
"dry ear wax" once popped into my head while walking to work and i almost doubled over laughing, god bless heathermong for being so disabled
Anonymous Australia No.212827867
need to get the proto-gf to understand that i want her to ride my knobule until i spaff up her tupprence, sick of tiptoeing around the issue that we both know is there
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827873 >>212827958
Hebden Bridge is only two miles from me
It’s not so peng
Anonymous Ireland No.212827880
>>212827545
That would be cool actually.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827903
heathermong is very mentally ill but I enjoy the irish diaspora meme because it's actually true
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827907
>>212827830
get on the drugs asap
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827908
full of ducks from what i remember hebden bridge
the beastly brown bioquacks
Anonymous Australia No.212827911 >>212827943
>>212827830
missing out, some of them are fantastic, better than sex with a fit bint even
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827916 >>212828019
>>212827539
Adaptation of a book by William Makepeace Thackeray which you can borrow and read at your local library x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827921
>thecess
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827925 >>212827976
>>212827857
never felt the need to. some friends would do weed at school but i never felt like joining in. dont do nightlife so the white stuff was never an option
Anonymous France No.212827939
>>212827753
she's the mindraped one, you're still sane
who would want to see more loud, foul smelling dogs around?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827943
>>212827911
Top 5?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827958
>>212827873
alri Mytholmroyd lad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827970 >>212828010
2025 and we still haven't invented a way to get an acid trip that just lasts like an hour
Fuck off it's nice but I don't want to spend a whole day off my nut in the schizorealms
Anonymous France No.212827976
>>212827925
good
I wish i had never gotten into the drug thing and stuck to athletics
I'm still very fit but I feel the years of drugging have stunted my cardiovascular system
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212827981
>>212827720
Mental how people are posting this shit on there despite my local council choosing not to get reports from the site
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212828010 >>212828064
>>212827970
dmt?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212828019 >>212828045
>>212827916
I believe I may be barred from my local library
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212828025 >>212828072 >>212828158
>>212822326
>>212822326
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212828032 >>212828065 >>212828085
Anyone here ever done meth or heroin?
Care to describe the experience?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212828045
>>212828019
Sounds like a private matter and i wont press you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212828055
Off My Nut In The Schizorealms was the title of my third album
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212828064
>>212828010
DMT is like 20 minutes and a total different feeling, more intense
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212828065
>>212828032
yes and yes
no
Anonymous Brazil No.212828072
>>212828025
Please post this there:
>Sinclair Portes da Rosa Filho and the other pedo: please die.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212828085
>>212828032
lachlans a full on smackhead
hes probably nodded off now but ask him around 11 or 12 on a weekday
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212828107
thats not the new thats some jf general, avoid!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212828139
we just not gonna bother making a new then yeah
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212828146
get it made
Anonymous Australia No.212828158
>>212828025
commit suicide immediately
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212828171
So this is it, the final /brit/...
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212828175
>>212828168
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212828177
>>212828168
>>212828168
Anonymous United States No.212828178
Get it made im tucking tired of you all taking the pisd out of me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212828185
>>212827667
>>212827667
>>212827667
Anonymous South Africa No.212828206
>>212828184