SOMEONE MAKE THE POO (IN THE TOILET)
i saw gimpsuited guys in the club in berlin but never considered how sweaty and dehydrated they mustve been
they do be coming home soon
what was that lad just sucking?
Right, let's get it settled this thread. Who's right, leftypol or Rorke?
Took an antifa sticker off a bin in town. Reckon im for it when the socialist revolution happens
A black man. A white woman.
>>212825590Is that Hawaiian pizza?
Yum!
>>212825647Seen a commie sticker on a lamppost near me, really need to take it down
got no views about anything me im a literally npc
is it true that in british adverts that feature a couple, 99% of them are interracial?
>>212825691Save me commiemong
>>212825693what are your programmed lines of dialogue
I reckon must be nothing better than getting a blowie while taking a shit and smoking a cigarette
>saffron infused cheese
mmmm
My lips are stained orange and it hurts when I breathe. Might be the end for me lads
not sure what to have for tea tonight
When I was in university there were "communist" student groups that were really ISIS recruiting cells
Also saw some posters for pedo anonymous groups to get help for being a pedo
>>212825712Been up to anything this morning?
>join discord server that isn't supposed to be political in any way
>first thing i see in general is a discussion about trump and putin
never fucking stops does it?
applying for a gimp license lads
>>212825701it ain't church bells ringing out across the city every hour on the hour, it's ad breaks
>>212825773The default normie mindset is leftypol and they need to talk about it endlessly now with Trump in power
>>212825779leftypol wants it to happen. he gets off to it
>>212825779>source: center for migration controlsurely an unbiased set of statistics
how much of a muppet do you have to be to still watch tv
>>212825536 (OP)>knickerless virginkek
*approves your gimp licence*
>>212825810just wish they had enough humility to realise that their opinions don't matter, i figured that out years ago
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>>212825779Um actually theres more british people so
>>212825835cheers mate
*wriggles away into the undergrowth*
>>212825840>normies>humilitylmao good one
>>212825779Not their fault just different culture innit
need a gf with a fanny
might go find one in brighton
I wish people were still sexually repressed and kept their urges private. It ruins all the tv/shows I watch. Comedies are especially agregious.
I dont want to hear it
need something to grab on any prospective gf
>>212825731sending well wishes
>>212825898best I can do is a knife wound
how do you find good discord servers?
>>212825861Fuck I miss my exes humongous bladders they were exactly like this girl's
>>212825915Whoa, ass ahoy.
>>212825938lol silly cowe good of her to post it anyway
>>212825950I set them up myself then go to places like roblox or fortnite to advertise them
I hope Afghan John and his wives weren't sent to my village / small town
>>212825950there aren't any. Had a good New Zealand one with people from 4chan on it a few years back and we would do irl meet ups but there was a big falling out over a tranny and it was all shut down. Still talk to some of them though
>>212825915same but require slanty eyes as well
>>212825989Racist bastard
>>212825965why do you go there lad?
building a dam to stop the migrants
he's the magic man, he puts the hex in the city
don't call him harry potter
cos my name is h. piddy
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>>212825965can I join please
>>212826021lots of people there who need someone to talk to
I'm a good listener
its not fair that a man has to strive to make his body look good to women. where as a woman gets better boobs and arse just from eating cakes all day
>>212826090nothing like fresh tight young snatch (legal)
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>>212826090not a nonce but all young people are arseholes so they deserve it tbf
get the zoomers cucked by big millennial cock
>>212826080would you not have difficulty finding people your age on those platforms?
Just finished a whole cheesecake by myself feel sick didnโt even enjoy it
feel like going for a night drive but i'm fairly drunk
>>212826192dangerous and downright stupid
fat ugly neighbour currently singing Billy Joel while shagging herself with either a vibrator or a magic wand. Might be a guy involved too, hard to tell
Wish I were a lonely incel freak with no prospects like you guys
>>212826211does she not have a job she should be doing?
a 19-20 years old girl still seek paternal validation while women 30 and onward finally reach teenage rebellion. keep in mind women are overgrown children so they're experiencing things a decade late. so young legal birds you can mold and shape at will
>>212826192it's the middle of the day mate
>>212826090what if she said i love you first? it's not really my fault is it
>>212825999>good group, has irl meetups, breaks down over drama following one or more lads shagging the resident tranny(s)reckon this is the format for literally every discord group ever to have existed
>>212826241fuck off idiot
Uh oh seems somebody gets a tad angry when he's drinking
never got in on the discord thing
>>212826232she is unemployed, gets a takeaway every day, has a hoarding problem, wears pic related unironically every day (highly unlikely it is ever washed), and stinks
>>212826259don't be rude, foreigner
>>212826306sheโs based and youโre seething
>>212826355i don't call her fat ugly neighbour for nothing. She is fat and ugly. She is also my neighbour
>>212826300I think most people who see the appeal in 4chan's anonymous posting see the same problems in discord that traditional named forums had i.e cliques and mod/admin brown-nosing
I want to post in an environment where my funny and witty posts are appreciated for their own sake, not ignored or shat on because I'm the wrong user or because 5-6 different lads are posturing for the attention of the 1 woman in the group. So I post here, where a post is a post.
>>212826380what do you think her arsehole smells like?
>>212826306Sad. Something's clearly gone wrong in her life and she's never recovered and just given up
>>212826380do you think shed have sex with you if you asked her
been feeling like shit after I groped this girl I've been trying to date seriously whilst she tried to sleep. We started out sex multiple times like that but three nights ago she said she didn't want to. Apparently my drunken self kept going and trying .
Feel disgusted at myself and she hasn't said a word after my apology. Will probably chew my showerheads electric wiring later
>>212826358suck my salty australian balls lad
>>212826412know a lad that did the same thing and tried to finger a girl while she was sleeping after a party
he got shunned out until he pretended to be suicidally depressed for sympathy
you know your next move. you feel so much guilt that it made you suicidal
>>212826192do it, don't be a pussy
>>212826467zion donโs final form
>>212826467whats the evil horn for
>>212826410For a lot of council estate types I fear it wasn't one particular life-defining event as much as it was over before it began. They never stood a chance, were born to shite parents, born in a shitehole, educational attainment and aspirations were discouraged.
obviously you do get some people whose lives are well on track, motoring on nicely and then some freak incident derails them and fucks them up for life. But I think the majority aren't these people and are just people for whom it was over before it ever began
>>212826379if that is what being based is, i would rather be a seether
>>212826406you know when people die in their flat and like 2 weeks later the smell gets so bad that neighbours call the police? I reckon it's similar to that
>>212826410When i moved in 6 years ago, she had a bf who was equally as gross, but they did the same routine together. He moved out about a year ago but the other day I saw some non-fat but gross guy picking up the Uber Eats McDonalds delivery and going in the flat.
>>212826411if i just knocked on her door and asked, no. But if i spoke with her for a bit, got on with her, then asked. I reckon yeah she would let me. Not that i want to
Not getting involved in case this Aussie crashes and dies. Don't want blood on my hands you see.
>>212826412t. Greggorio Wallaceinho
>>212826526*rubs blood on your hands*
got a big speedwanking sesh planned for tomorrow night
until sunday or so
>>212826526alri sensible simon
Emma Watson has been banned from driving for 6 months and fined ยฃ1,213 after she was caught speeding 38 mph in a 30 mph zone
she wants a man with a 1988 twin cam corolla with 6 months' rego
might get some of my cds back
>>212826526*rubs ejaculate on your hands*
>>212826470Wouldn't even have to pretend desu I've basically been sleeping in for the past three days just binging king of the hill and watching balatro videos, don't remember the last time I cooked a meal
That only works if you have someone worrying about you desu
>>212826582country's on it's knees
>>212826581Do Muslims believe Jews are the chosen people who are inherently better than gentiles
she wants a man with a 5 inch bwc
>>212826612just stop caring then and embrace the villain arc
>>212826620she couldโve killed a kid
>>212826596won't get none of your cds back
>>212826582must have really needed a shit
>>212826516The discouragement is the worst thing. Very crabs in the bucket.
>>212826666Quads for the 5.1 inch monster BWC.
I kneel.
>>212826618no, they believe they're treacherous scum who were given a chance but rejected it
>>2128265784 days is rough man. You planning sleep at all?
Problem you have with speed is that it has such a long tail. An extra dose is an extra +6 hours you won't get a wink of sleep. With drone you can sleep an hour after your last line (if you're properly sleep deprived).
Longest I ever did was 3-dayers on the 'drone, no sleep, and it was absolutely grim on the third day. Only time in my life I've ever had visual and audio hallucinations, proper stimulant psychosis grimness.
>>212826582Police havenโt even got me with the speed gun when Iโve driven past doing 87 in a 70 I do not understand how people get caught doing a little over 30 in a 30
>>212826621Who your mum? Already aware lad
banned for 6 over is mental
i support the destruction of gaming and of gamers, my name? sir kier starmer
>>212826701You were going to fast mate, they aimed and they missed
>>212826701you've done more overs than a t-12 match
>>212826582She blocks bin lorries and has failed her MOT 4 times. Why does she despite the working class?
https://www.check-mot.service.gov.uk/results?registration=GV13+RTX
https://fixmystreet.oxfordshire.gov.uk/report/7578701
go on lads, what's the fastest you've ever driven? Closed tracks and autobahn does not count.
I've never dared to push the Clio beyond 100mph before
>>212826582it's 3 points for speeding unless you're literally going like double the limit so she obviously already had points
>>212826730She was already on 9 points, them is the rules am afraid
see no reason why we shouldnโt arrest them all
>>212826737Why does she drive an Audi
Should be in a MG midget or a vintage jag or summat
>>212826700oh yeah I'm using 2MMC, not actual eurospeed paste. cathinonewanking just doesnt sound as good haha
on the 2MMC it's one line every hour/1h30 then wanking for an hour straight, 'spaffing' then going at it again.
I'm planning sleep in between, possibly during saturday, I usually get a good 8 hours in saturday morning and I'm good to go until sunday night
>>212826732No pubs
No porn
No games
Paki takeaways and Turkish barbers only
>>212826730will have had existing points for prior offences rather than an instant ban
but yeah I agree who even cares about 46 in a 40 or 38 in a 30 which is what emma was doing
Why donโt we just rape the immigrants when they come over so they know it doesnโt feel nice and they stop doing it?
Wouldnโt have a problem then would we?
Government is too busy trying to figure out what is and isnโt woke that theyโre letting the real solutions fly over their heads.
>>212826733U reckon? 87 isnโt that fast really
free the femdem
lock up the 'radical incel youths'
>>212826737Could she not afford a RS3?
>>212826796It's a good point, well said
brown fella just got on the bus and immediately starts talking in his wogbabble with earphones on
>>212826741108 I think? if you have a fast car you can go from 70 to over 100 quickly and it won't feel that fast
>The Online Safety Act says sites must make it harder for under-18s to see explicit material - and Pornhub and other major adult websites have confirmed they will introduce advanced age checks by 25 July.
actual joke country
>>212826741145-ish kmph on my Dad's Ka bless the little thing
>>212826781good man, good man. Long as you get some sleep you'll be reet. It really is the sleep deprivation that fucks you.
try and force some meals down as well x
full on camera crew at the gym earlier. Big cameras, big lighting fixtures, the lot. No idea what they were filming exactly. Probably some promo shit
>>212826777seems like a good bloke
>>212826741Dunno probably 95
Don't fancy pushing it more than that
>>212826858It's happening everywhere
>>212826741133 mph
on a private road, incase any undercover bacon in here wondering
>>212826881cracking anecdote
>>212826869cannot eat anything during a multiple days long sesh I drink san pellegrino and fruit juice for minerals, vitamins what have you
use that neti pot thing as well to not hurt the sinuses too much
stimwanking is the hobby of gods
>>212826881all for you lad
they said we think the big man is going to be here today, people have been saying he's been putting up some numbers and is looking thick, stacked, hench and raw and we want to get this unit on camera
>>212826858nothingburger
fuck off 2016mong
just swallowed a pill and then 5 min later burped and the pill powder all shot out my mouth like a cloud of smoke freaked me tf out
witnessing some images outside of their allowed board
are there any alligator swamps in britain, or habitat of any other large animal with a hankering for afghan flesh
>>212826741i was going over 100mph for about an hour total of a 3 hour drive to a friend's wedding i was extremely late for. was more like 110 for parts of it. just slowed down when my phone app told me there were cameras. didn't get caught and made the wedding as the bride walked in
>>212826975'06 plate Ford KA
>>212825779I swear some of these are just fake
I gotta buy a cheap motorcycle, learn how to do some wheelies and start to listen brazillian funk before is too late.
seeing money with charles on it now on the rare occassion I have notes
seen a ยฃ20 with him on it and ยฃ10 too
>>212826937Hollywood production team to get the 10 reps 1pl8 bench into the history books
women love telling you about their past sexual trauma on the first date
this is why speedwanking is better. no humoring womens bullshit. just pure bliss
>>212827062Is it worth more
i reckon if you weren't at least 18 when /brit/ started in 2013 then you're a zoomer poofter who should fuck off back to tiktok
>>212826936if you go a little longer between lines you can get a meal down you. If you stick to your schedule of one every 90 then fair play you won't be able to. But any time you find yourself in a lull, that's a good time to try and squeeze a meal into your ghoulish body. Soup is a good one since you can just heat it slightly then drink it. Three square meals can be done, I know cause I've done it.
>use that neti pot thing as well to not hurt the sinuses too muchDunno if they have this in your country but they should do, even if it's under a different name. The active ingredient is xylometazine hydrochloride. It's honestly unreal how good it is. No matter how much shite you've stuffed up there this stuff will unblock your nose in 2 mins. Don't use it every day though, only for speedwanking sessions.
>>212827072what's speedwanking
gfstein drunkenly told me that my older sister hit on her last year at my cousinโs wedding. what the fuck
>>212827103gooning while on speed
very grim stuff
>>212826907They just ask you what you were doing when 9/11 happened or how to manually rewind a vhs
>>212826582>Watson already had nine points on her licence before the speeding incident occurred, the court heard.mental
ban her for longer
gorgeous trans woman at the station
>>212826663nice they could have a little catch up
going pub next tuesday
bit of an awkward day to go pub isn't it
>>212827155it's inevitable if you live around them
>>212826737Emma Watson driving the same car since 2013 is mental can't be true
>>212827174be alright if you and everyone you're meeting has the wednesday off but yeah if not then a friday or saturday is preferable so everyone can properly cut loose
>>212827155Against the Chinese or the aboriginals?
>>212827100>if you go a little longer between lines you can get a meal down youwe must be different then because if i do a line of cathinones I won't feel hungry for the whole day. 12 hours later I still won't be able to get any solid food in
I've heard of that spray before but the neti pot with sea salt + baking soda with lukewarm water is enough to clear my nose out
>>212827174going sunday me. love a sunday session
>>212827216what happened to all those millions
>>212827216she obviously doesn't give a fuck about driving
>>212826663Wanamakers dad is based because he helped fund rebuilding/refurbishing the globe theatre even though English heritage were like nah lets not
But they are jewish (and american)
Practicing the paki kicks in the garden
Not fond of the gravity on this planet honestly lads.
It's a bit much.
You look at a 20 foot drop and it doesn't feel like it should be terrifying and threatening to kill you but no you can fall off a second story balcony and hit your head and that it is it.
Mars gravity sounds more reasonable..
>>212827216is a bit odd
you'd think even if she isn't into cars she'd at least go for some PCP / lease option where she gets a new car swapped out every 2 years. Why on earth would she want to deal with the ballache of car maintenance and MOTs and all that nonsense when she's got a gorillion quid to spare?
>212827147
>212827180
>212827242
samemong
Could someone please suck me off
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been heart emoji-ing the female coworkers messaging but giving the male coworkers a very cold thumbs up
expecting a HR complaint any day now but heterosexuality is worth defending
>>212827225against all non-whites
>>212827242wasn't amer balding when he was still a chubby and male presenting
how did he reverse his norwood
canโt even imagine how boring driving must be Iโve youโve never gone over the speed limit ever
>>212827242why does this play out like the start of an Eastern European porno?
>>212827259>>212827260Doesnt she live in america mostly? You dont want a big car for going round Oxfordshire countryside
why does my nose get blocked when i sleep on my side
>>212827278Maybe she's a mong
>>212825536 (OP)Who is Knickerless Virgin supposed to be?
>>212827303hrt is pretty much the nuclear option for balding
downsides are you feminise which obviously most men dont want
Barry Lyndon is playing at the cinema on Saturday. Debating if I should go alone.
>>212827326Nicola Sturgeon
>A teenage boy has admitted throwing a large seat 50ft (15m) off the top floor of an east London shopping centre for an internet prank, narrowly missing shoppers.
>The boy who threw the seat told police: "It's not that deep, it did not hit no-one," the prosecutor added.
God I hate wogs
>>212827318you've probably got allergies and your canal gets swolen
>>212827355Bit racist to assume rorke
>>212827381Thereโs a video. They were all black
>>212827345What that bloke off sex pistols?
Time to make lunch and watch the sumo highlights x
>>212827229You really have to force the food down. It's a mental decision you make to say "I am going to get through this plate of food, even if it takes me 45 minutes and my mouth is so dry I have to take a swig of water with every bite". Promise you it's worth it, give it a try and see how you get on. Even half the plate is better than nothing.
Yeah I suspect your neti pot is better for health longterm than the spray. The spray is so good though lad, it's like magic it's insane how well it works.
emmayank's silence is deafening
>>212827345Is it a dolphin in a bathtub
>>212827415>sumo highlightsyour mum's sex tapes?
>>212827345yes, if its an indie cinema there'll be other autists there as well.
>>212827355>yes but it might have hit someone>it didn't hit anyone I swear though>yes but imagine if the seat had hit someone>the seat didn't hit no one tho>...
>>212827345*shoots you in the leg with a flintlock pistol*
>>212827419the best I can do is eating berries lad. last time I even went out mid sesh to get a banh mi and couldn't take a single bite, left it in the fridge for 2 days. do you still speedwank?
really fancy raping my own arse
rorke popping on an apron to microwave his beans
>>212827419why not just get a smaller plate
>>212827406No thats John "Johnny Rotten" Lydon.
Barry Lyndon is a 1975 film.
>>212827456Hebden Bridge Picture House
>>212827318When in doubt blame Jair Bolsonaro.
>>212827516what's it about
>>212827516go dressed in a period outfit
>>212827539It's about Barry Lyndon
>>212827345Open air cinemas in Greece play classic shit all the time. I watched Rear Window that way and Rebel Without A Cause. Met a cutie and sat with her too but nothing came of it.
>>212827351Thanks
>>212827539About his cousin, John Lydon.
>>212827516Is it true hebden bridge is full of lesbians
pet shrimp died after 13 years. didnt know they could live that long. mental
>>212827516you'll fit right in
i might join you
>>212827539basically the entire life of a poor Irish fella in the 18th century who goes from owning nothing to accidentally being an aristocrat then back to nothing
>>212827603does he shag any blacks
the Ford Puma was the countryโs best-selling car in 2024.
>>212827590it's as shrimple as that
We already are seeing gigahitler levels of nazi hate on our street, in our media, in graffiti, even from labour and starmer
Fuck the working class, everything is the fault of brown and trans people
We live in a national of mentally retarded hitlerites
Yet for the people on /brit/ it's not nearly enough, you freaks and Reform voters basically want total fascist global racial nuclear holocaust, to what ends?
>>212827483Anything is better than nothing. To that end I used to eat junk food as well like pastries and shit, anything to get calories down me. They weren't enjoyable but they were less unpleasant than say, a full meal with chicken and veg.
>do you still do it?Nah not anymore, not for years now. The comedowns were too rough for me. As mentioned earlier, at the end I was doing multi-day sessions with zero sleep. Then afterwards I'd be in a deep, deep hole for an entire fortnight. To be fair I was also being reckless with dosages, doing parachutes with eyeballed doses that must have been 500mg+ easily and then redosing the same a few hours later again and again for days, lines in between, destroying myself. 4MMC as well so very heavy on the serotonin. Definitely given myself brain damage but whatever. Fond memories.
>>212825536 (OP)Where can I stream this?
>>212827618there isn't a single black in the entire film and it's like 3 hours long
little irish fella humping a big brown bunda like a chihuahua excitedly humping the arm of the sofa while he makes giggly leprechaun noises
fixmystreet.com
cheers to who posted this site
having a grand old time exploring it
>>212827645living in the real world would do wonders for your mental elfโ
>>212826737Terberg making a ruckus again
Iโve been mindraped I reckon. I just left Tesco and saw a woman wearing the more blacks more dogs more Irish shirt and genuinely burst out laughing
I need sectioning
>>212827692would be illegal these days
>>212827649>4MMCYeaah lad meph is much more closer to actual MDMA. it's really nasty. When it was a big deal in clubs before covid I was on the 1 line per hour regimen and by the end of the rave my head would hurt so bad. 3MMC fixed that even though it's not as strong. 2MMC is way lighter which makes it a perfect stimwank drug, much less empathogen or whatever MDMA is like.
>doing parachutes with eyeballed doses that must have been 500mg+ easily and then redosing the same a few hours later again and again for days, lines in between, destroying myselfdamn. after all this time I don't think I ever did line that were bigger than 120mg. Maybe when I was deep in days long holes in berlin or something, doing 250mg+ lines of mixed coke and meph, having to split it between nostrils else it goes straight into the throat. grimdark
>>212827539It's about Barry Lyndon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjPSGuJskxM
>>212827545I wish I had the confidence to do that. I think if I had a gf who was up for it, wearing a pretty period dress, then id be willing to dress as an 18th century red coat.
>>212827557I've been to old movies on my own in London but never where I live up north.
>>212827569Yes its the lesbian capital of Britain.
>>212827595I don't think Barry Lyndon is specifically autism friendly, but I doubt the people in attendance will be autism unfriendly.
The average modern Brit is dumber than a Neanderthal and more fascistic than Hitler, Goebbels and Himmler combined.
>>212827630never seen one
"dry ear wax" once popped into my head while walking to work and i almost doubled over laughing, god bless heathermong for being so disabled
need to get the proto-gf to understand that i want her to ride my knobule until i spaff up her tupprence, sick of tiptoeing around the issue that we both know is there
Hebden Bridge is only two miles from me
Itโs not so peng
>>212827545That would be cool actually.
heathermong is very mentally ill but I enjoy the irish diaspora meme because it's actually true
>>212827830get on the drugs asap
full of ducks from what i remember hebden bridge
the beastly brown bioquacks
>>212827830missing out, some of them are fantastic, better than sex with a fit bint even
>>212827539Adaptation of a book by William Makepeace Thackeray which you can borrow and read at your local library x
>>212827857never felt the need to. some friends would do weed at school but i never felt like joining in. dont do nightlife so the white stuff was never an option
>>212827753she's the mindraped one, you're still sane
who would want to see more loud, foul smelling dogs around?
>>212827873alri Mytholmroyd lad
2025 and we still haven't invented a way to get an acid trip that just lasts like an hour
Fuck off it's nice but I don't want to spend a whole day off my nut in the schizorealms
>>212827925good
I wish i had never gotten into the drug thing and stuck to athletics
I'm still very fit but I feel the years of drugging have stunted my cardiovascular system
>>212827720Mental how people are posting this shit on there despite my local council choosing not to get reports from the site
>>212827916I believe I may be barred from my local library
Anyone here ever done meth or heroin?
Care to describe the experience?
>>212828019Sounds like a private matter and i wont press you
Off My Nut In The Schizorealms was the title of my third album
>>212828010DMT is like 20 minutes and a total different feeling, more intense
>>212828025Please post this there:
>Sinclair Portes da Rosa Filho and the other pedo: please die.
>>212828032lachlans a full on smackhead
hes probably nodded off now but ask him around 11 or 12 on a weekday
thats not the new thats some jf general, avoid!
we just not gonna bother making a new then yeah
>>212828025commit suicide immediately
So this is it, the final /brit/...
Get it made im tucking tired of you all taking the pisd out of me