Thread 212484912

amelia edish

>>212484912 (OP)
imagine if they lezzed out lol
haha

Turbine Hall sub-edition

i hate the brazilian so much it's unreal

>>212484912 (OP)
Similar vibe

>>212486807
have a meltdown about it dtfic

>>212486768
nah this is wild bro why she popping out ass like this outta nowhere

so this is rorke

if it's called pepsi max because it has maximum flavour then why don't their other types of pepsi have maximum flavour?
what a scam

>log onto brit
>non conscious cucknadian in permanent seethe mode as per
yup i'm out
c u

>>212484912 (OP)
despise that jewish witch on the right so much, would love to feed her feet-forst through a woodchipper

Watching this kino every time it comes on x

>>212484912 (OP)
god i wish i was white so i can choose black kween

black kweens hate manlet brown bois

I wish we had slums in the UK

This would solve the housing crisis

>>212486832
>dtfic
been on /brit/ longer and more consistently than anyone and i still don't know what this means

>>212486855
is that stormzy
omds

.

>>212486851
Horribly globalist and mocking isn't it?

These little dates with sub 40-IQ saharans and "celebrities" all in some grimy chicken shop with white kids probably being raped by pakis in the back.

Even her name "Dimoldenberg" is comically gross

linda cardellini

elite milk

watching one of those benefits documentaries and honestly i can't blame the proles for being on benefits. the alternative seems worse

>>212486872
me neither I'm just trying to fit in

brutally arseraping a packet of red rock deli salt and vinegar chips

*TL note: “chips” means “crisps”

Domino's classic style or Italian style?

New episode of Cody's Lab Chicken Whole Base, lads.

Get around it.

>>212486868
>I wish we had slums
there are
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/mar/19/damp-dirt-decay-is-the-mould-in-this-east-london-housing-block-the-uks-worst

>>212486872
dashing tall funny intelligent compassionate

>>212486876
wish i had a wet room
feels daft standing in an empty bath to have a shower
slippery as well
one of these days i'm sure i'll slip and fall and break my neck while washing my feet

honestly being on antidepressants as a man is very pathetic and shameful

>>212486864
black women don't like white men
they're very loyal to black men desu
to a flaw I dare say

I know black girls with degrees going out with black lads that are on benefits

For me it's coconati

>>212486923
on the samboy atomic muhself

>was supposed to be a comfy day of heavy rain and thunderstorms
>there was a 5 minute heavy downpour this morning and that was it
Fucks sake

rorke’s toe beans

>>212486971
i got caught out in 2 rainy spells
but under dovers thankfully

>>212486971
not on

>>212486928
stuffed crust

>>212486984
why are they plottin?

>>212486977
delet

>>212486975
Glad to see Twitter hasn't changed since i last posted there in 2014

>>212486948
i'm guessing the c stands for canadian, and the rest of it is a load of negative adjectives

>>212486975
fucking screaming

>>212486984
Dunno why people on /int/ go mental over arses, they're quite nice but you can't really do much with them compared to tits.

Women have really shit taste in what makes women attractive, especially when it comes to feet/toes/shoes

>>212486984
>Basketball court

>>212487039
My brain

>>212487036
I'd rather be with one woman with a proper, nice arse than 10 women with nice tits

Jack Daniels and a pint of Brewdog down the hatch

Wish I never discovered this. Literally have to buy it every time I go shopping now. Impossible not to

>>212487036
You’re sexually stunted and attracted to your mother

ate 5k calories god i'm such such a fat fuck

>>212486984
Ah yes meanwhile I'm meant to be happy with a blown out middle aged woman one day

>>212487039
Women will dress based on how other women dress, not to attract men, but to out-do other women.

>>212487039
they do it for other women
they know we dont give a shit
same way they make theri nails ugly af
but no man turned down a girl cos she has ugly nails

Later ! I am so movie

>>212486971
Lettuce? On the ropes
Grass? Looking like bloody Africa
Tomatoes? GAGGING for a good rain

dangerously talented forgiving indefatigable catholic

>>212487036
>you can't really do much with them compared to tits.
this is so objectively false that i legitimately cant even fathom why any sane man would think it

>>212487057
>>212487085
You are both Americanised and/or black

Public service announcement to you all.

It is summer. If it's a nice day out where you are, especially if you live in the countryside or some nice area then GOD IM BEGGING YOU just go outside. Get out in the sun. go for a walk. a swim. you forget how nice it is.

there is a world outside the internet. it is good to leave the internet and be out in the real world for awhile, doing real things.

that is all

>>212487086
Bet if someone lit a match near you youd combust

>>212487086
literally how? I've had 1k calories over 2 days because I don't like going outside

missus gone mental

>>212487092
I know this will sound old but they dress up for the top 5% man
It's true
When I was a uni and girls knew the top 5% was coming they would doll themselves like crazy

>>212487132
i go out at least 3 times a week and i'm still an incel

>>212487130
You literally want to have sex with your mother

>>212487076
People pay 20 quid to have that slop delivered when it costs about 2 in the supermarket

>>212486938
Not exactly slums are they

What's for dinner lads

delicious tall flute including champagne

>>212487132
It's grey and windy here mate we don't all have the yank sun

>>212486997
Basketball strategy

>>212487132
>Get out in the sun. go for a walk. a swim. you forget how nice it is.
I like doing all this but at some point it gets sad when you do it all alone whilst you see everyone else with friends/gfs/bfs

Chicago town IN the air fryer

>>212487132
Already did my yard work and this is the weather now

>>212487162
Doll themselves up based on what women think is attractive based on how other women dress.
>omg I must put my fake eyelashes, plastic nails, and fake tan on for chad!
>chad doesn't give a fuck

baneposting. Something you don't see anymore

>>212487181
ben and jerry's with some coke zero

based

Listen 2 ur heart ^_^
Mirror, mirror the reflection of the law
I just wanna show u something new

>>212487181
homemade cheeseburgers
got the beef mince defrosted and got the burger buns in
don't really feel like eating burgers atm but hopefully i'll have an appetite for them later

shaking my bum and crying x

>>212487220
Pills, sir.

>>212487220
Bane?

>>212487096
I would turn a woman down for having too much fake tan on tbf

gary eats is so fucking sexy

>>212487201
it made my depression even worse. genuinely hate going out now

>>212487036
you can literally shag them mate, meanwhile with tits you have to pretend you're shagging something

>>212487242
ok

>>212487149
Thanks
>>212487174
Yeah I won’t buy dominos again £4 and 80p for the dip absolutely banging

>>212487207
lol remember when i put loads of oregano on the chicago town and the air fryer blew it all off my little pizza in one second haha

Nice nice.

got some veg and a prawn noodle thing from m&s for tea
followed by a glass of strawberry milk and a black coffee with a couple of stroopwafels

>>212487237
benjamin reichwald :D:D:D

>>212487220
he's gone to the great plane in the sky

drinking paint

>>212486868
>slums
you already have Scotland

>>212487242
bizarre post

Sucking on a Sapphwoaro

you can get milk from tits but you cant get milk from an arse, no matter how much you wokists want it

>>212487219
Yeah i'm not denying this, they like to dress how their favourite female celebs dress
They would always cake makeup on, have their hair perfectly dyed, combed and styled, and would wear tight tops that shows off their tits

>>212487220
it crashed with no survivors

>>212487207
based pizzoids
was steaming semi recently and made a burger using these as the baps for the patty
was properly filthy and shat everywhere the next day but would repeat

full fat arse milk

>>212487193
Jew slut Indian slut Anglo-Saxon slut

>>212487258
>>212486984
u ar enot turning any of them down cos they are orange or got an orange face mate
dont be gay

Feeling skinny and petite then caught a look in the mirror humph

>>212487341
ronke looking sharp

>>212487341
i look like this

>>212487341
He’s got a bird though

We didn’t suffer through decades of the lead brain generation obsessing over stick thin bitches with bolt-ons just to immediately concede being assmen again. Even boomers loved wide hipped big butt voluptuous women

>>212487379
>>212487375
mogs me

>ronke
sc

>>212487306
It's Blade but you can say Bladey too

taint grease smells like mature vinegar in this weather

I’ve eaten poo.

Looking back that whole nickolodean "sliming" was straight up pedo shit

I'm sorry I almost, started taking things too serious

>>212487220
used to absolutely hate the tdkr memes getting spammed all over /tv/
then i started finding it funny right before it all stopped
the porn parody of that meme was mental though

Yeah this is unacceptable mum said dinner ready at 5:30 it’s currently 5:33 and no shout

>>212487413
im blade she call me bladey
angel or demon maybe

bizarre how vine as a word is pronounced one way, then you say vinegar and the vine is pronounced in another way

young white men

>>212487486
older white men...

>>212487467
hates when this happens
really hate it

>>212487393
She left him and he went mental and almost killed himself then ran the whole length of the uk or summat

starmbot 3000

>>212487467
She deserves a spanking for being such a naughty girl

>vine
>pronounced one way

>>212487467
ever shag her up the arse?

>>212487525
Alright mate relax yeah?

>>212487467
not on at all

Who needs their bussy ate?

choli

>>212487475
Cause they come from different origins, english is a creole

>>212487551
pride was yseterday mate get it together

NEED to stop the booze lads. It's getting too much now.

what's that? ...gay sex? ...well, if you insist...

>>212487556
wish prostitutes looked like this

>>212487556
heard from reliable sources her fanny REEKS

mental how much your body changes in 3 days when you eat 18,000 calories

>>212487475
"ough" is more mental
rough (uff)
drought (ow)
trough (off)
though (oh)
thought (aw)
i think there's another one as well but i can't think of it off the top of my head

>>212487567
me matey was suggesting we have beers a couple hours ago and im like mate i've been drinking wed/thurs/sat
i'm not drinking again lol

>>212487556
mad how there's no good pop star slags nowadays

>>212487578
UM

get proper excited about going for my covid and flu jabs because it's something to do, an event, an occurance

I get to sit in the waiting room among other people then my name is called and I go into another room with more people and a nurse speaks to me.

>>212487630
least incellius covidian

>>212487630
bizarre

>>212487606
Ended up polishing off a litre of gin with a mate yesterday. Woke up with puke on my bedside. It's not on.

>>212487589
how so?

>>212487589
that's quite a lot of calories

You need to be working towards the ideal 'you'.

>>212487630
imagnie if the covid cure was actually being wanked off and you had to be carefully clinically wanked off (lubed up, latex gloves, the works) by a fit nurse every few years

>>212487657
grim

>>212487657
did you wank each other or anything like that?

>>212487687
Trying to but it's tough

>>212487467
get her sacked

>>212487612
been saying this

>>212487630
remember when new yorkers were offered a free burger if they got vaccinated
what a bizarre dystopian time that was

>>212487630
>cherishes the opportunity to get into close proximity with other humans
Rorke's final, ultimate form

>>212487710
you're swedish thus completely devoid of higher human thought so i'm disinterested in your opinion

>>212487704
>>212487697
...yh.

>>212487722
>cherishes the opportunity to get into close proximity with other humans
ktim

sometimes worry that mumberg might give me the sack

>>212487757
scrteaming

Why do you call it that and not the bible

Hardest part about not drinking is 3-4 days in where you've lost the high of the booze but the nice stable feeling of sobriety hasn't kicked in yet. Feels like complete shit.

I only have one meal a week

40,000 calories in one hour of constant eating

>>212487769
don't know what any of this is

>>212487745
and to think i held you aussie cunts in such high regards, pity

rorke has had no personal development since covid-19

>>212487757
>thank you for choosing to get vaccinated
>instead of refusing, and getting fired and ostracised and denied access to various places and activities and possibly put in a quarantine camp against your will
ah yes, "choosing"

>>212487467
go on down and set the table to hurry things up x

>>212487816
your "brain" is made of cheap aluminium ikea nuts and bolts idgaf

>>212487838
its been 6 years rorke

>>212487817
>since covid-19
more like since 1996

why is rorke talking about covid in 2025 lmfao

>>212487849
And it's been 80 years Shlomo but you're still milking the holohoax

thought horses were cool until I lived down a street where they parade through
entire road is COVERED in horse shit for half the week

>>212487882
schizo award

>>212487846
mate you’re a walking sunburn with a an accent that sounds like a british speech impediment, calm down

>>212487899
corr

Name one singular person by name that you know of whose personal and financial situation has been permanently ruined and is still ruined by refusing to get the covid-19 vaccination
Just one
Schizo doctors on YouTube don’t count

>>212487849
and it'll continue being a gross injustice forever
mad that people think everyone will just forgive and forget

>>212487643
lmao

>>212487911
>attempt banter with a europoor
>they get genuinely angry and embarrass themselves
Many such cases!

>>212487927
>it didn't affect me, so why are people upset?
ah yes, the narcissist npc

>>212487899
>entire road is COVERED in horse shit for half the
Fertiliser for the garden
>>212487904
Shlomo denying the past two years has happened

listening to weird al and cutting my wrists

lobbing bogies at my window

>>212487951
>i don’t have a comeback so i’m just going to say that you’re angry!
many such cases

bought a pepperoni 'za from 'eso
what can i add to it to make it cheeky?

>>212487963
Just one. Name one person. Show that it affected one singular person on this earth.

>>212488026
Delicatessen sausage

>>212488018
>mate you’re a walking sunburn with a an accent that sounds like a british speech impediment
clearly an actual earnest angry attempt at getting me mad which didnt work nigga its time to log off

>>212488018
Shut up you spastic

Pen...

powerscaling son or fujoshi daughter?

>>212487927
Me?
I was forced to leave the army and now wash dishes

got evangelion on
will be making a spicy miso ramen in a minute to go with it x

>>212488072
Fujoshi daughter will somehow be more of a loser

busting my ftm husband in the head with an iron skillet

>>212488042
yeah is it

Thanks...

>>212488101
scream

>>212488085
Show your discharge papers

>>212488091
never seen it

>got evangelion on
>will be making a spicy miso ramen in a minute to go with it x

arse

Yh sorry but ketchup mogs gravy on roast dinner

nic

you got any glazed donuts?
NAAAAAHHHHHHHH WE'RE OUTTA GLAZED DONUTS
you got any jelly donuts?
NAAAAAHHHHHHHH WE'RE OUTTA JELLY DONUTS
you got any bavarian cream filled donuts?
NAAAAAHHHHHHHH WE'RE OUTTA BAVARIAN CREAM FILLED DONUTS

>>212488034
tens of millions of people around the world were forced into starvation by the economic turmoil caused by lockdowns
are you going to pretend nobody was affected because i won't name each individual victim for you?
people who weren't allowed to visit dying relatives, or attend their funeral?
people who were fired for refusing an experimental injection?
people who were literally put in quarantine camps?
people who couldn't get treatment at hospitals or see their GP and ended up dying from preventable diseases?
people who lost their businesses because the government literally shut them down arbitrarily?
all the kids who weren't allowed to go to school and ended up with their development stunted by a year or two?
you need their full names or they didn't exist?
typical bootlicking psycho lockdown apologist

punching dogberg through a wall

tried watching Eva a few times growing up, at least twice, but could never get into it

I'VE FINALLY BEATEN SPELUNKY 2!

>>212488255
Congratulations

>>212488227
I didn’t ask about lockdowns though you raving lunatic, no one wanted lockdowns

>>212488230
nonce shite like all anime

choke slamming rorke's cat through a table

>>212488255
Congratulations

I'm already tracer

>>212488272
I think lockdowns were a good idea but people were too stupid/callous to follow them so it ended up being for nothing

>>212488298
No you don’t
Be quiet

>>212488227
didn't notice anything because never leave childhood bedroom lmao

Is anybody actually using these phone repair shops?
Who would pay someone to replace their cracked phone screen or put a new battery in it? Anyone with an IQ over 80 and an internet connection can figure out how to do it for themselves for a fraction of the cost.
Is this just another “American candy store” situation? Or is it like Turkish barbers where they actually have customers somehow?

>>212488281
except cowboy bebop

Foid... my dearest Foid, Will you marry me?

>>212488272
>no one wanted lockdowns
and yet they happened, and were enforced, even by members of the public grassing up their neighbours for having friends and family round to visit
my and my little brother literally got shouted at by a dog walker because we were walking together in the street without wearing masks

>>212488298
countries that didn't lockdown at all had fewer excess deaths over that time period
lockdowns killed far more than they saved, and a simple honest evaluation beforehand would've easily predicted that

>>212488381
Ed

>>212488396
Edd n Eddy

>>212488357
we all know what the turkish barbers and paki repair shop repair shops are for lad

>>212488381
have watched 100+ anime series myself and this is literally the only good one

To begin with...

>>212488388
that doesnt sound true
like america didnt really have much lockdowns. hospitals had more checks and stuff but people still went out and no one stopped them and a ton of people died here. New Zealand had very few covid deaths because they actually followed theirs.

If anime is for nonces call me a nonce

anoye else wqatching wimbledon while their mates who didnt invie you are there
tate of it

Shias marching under the battymans flags for ashura

sick of this bastard weather

>>212488388
Lol keep avoiding my question you spastic

>>212488432
Getting white girls?

bedroom smells like boyfeet

>>212488345
shieeed someone had dat brotha a gold card bruh

mods

>>212488470
brits be like: aaaaaarrrgghhh is that the sun? i'm gonna fucking dieeeeeee!!!!

need misato to take advantage of me

>>212488345
Nigga head look like a brussel sprout

>>212488470
Corrrr

>>212488481
general boysmell i can understand but boyfeet just sounds gross

>>212488510
anon she's not real

report the low quality posts.

>>212488532
ough

listening to kylie minogue

>>212488510
i suspect at least 93% of my current mental issues stem from the fact that i was never molested as a teenager by a woman like her

>>212488470
me: in the park mostly naked sipping iwne from the bottle and hjittinog on girlies
you: in your stinky bedromo shitposting on brit

The UK is the only country in the world where men have become more liberal

This excludes Africa because becoming more liberal there means not burning down your neighbours village

>>212488473
Yeah

um

>>212488532
SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE SHES REAL TO ME

dont think i will thanks

>>212488571
screnauibg

Statistically at least one of you here has eaten an English schoolgirl kebab

>>212488571
BBC isn't real

>>212488566
brexit and boris did a number on us

>>212488532
rude

>>212488566
whats happening in south korea

they are backing me into a corner and im gonna flip out

>>212488571
Sent this to my daughter

>>212488592
corrrr

>>212488566
because we're a nation of shaggers
you have to be a feminist these days to get your end away

>>212488548
you’d just get a warning for abusing the report system

Thinking about posting pornography on outer /int/

>>212488607
lol

what does it mean if going lightheaded and dizzy when you shift in your chair happens every time now and not just occasionally

>>212488611
>Boris forced me to pay for my daughter's abortion

>>212488658
I would say "didnt ask" but that has been watered down so much
I do not care at all what you ever have to say to the post you just replied to and I am only replying so that you cant think I am ignoring you because your posts or input are anything close to being good or what I want

>>212488566
>Sources: British election study
People didn’t stop voting for the conservatives because they were too conservative, they stopped voting because they weren’t conservative enough so went with the only other option.
Given reform is now the highest polling party, if there was another election that arrow would be doing a sharp turn

>>212488647
trvthnvke
its the same thing here

>>212488673
That's a bad case of gettingnobitchitis you need some pussy asap

>>212488571
>Stolen pun by a tranny cartoonist
>Not knowing who Snow the reggae artist is
>12 Inches of Snow was a best selling album in the 90's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSffz_bl6zo

report all "nonwhite posts" which are low quality that they spam the thread with constantly

>>212488444
200,000 businesses in the usa were closed forever by lockdowns

>>212488472
ok
pete parada
drummer kicked out of his band the offspring because he was unvaccinated due to allergies
there's a name for you
do you need the names of all the medical staff, military personnel, government workers etc who were fired for being unvaccinated?
parents were refused custody of their children because they were "anti-vaxxers"
none of this could've happened without people like you defending it

without them you could have rome
the internet was better before the blackoids and wiggers

>>212488686
okay

big black cock broke the west
if blacks had small cocks like asians then it would not be an issue

Eye

fellating a .swf file

>>212488783
>>212488783
>>212488783

>>212488753
good

>>212488802
yes

>>212488716
>already formed another band with a bunch of other big name musicians
Try again, anyone whose life was permanently ruined as I asked?

>>212488838
ok

>>212488846
alright

i heard you want your hymen back

You ain't worth it.