Thread 715933165

2 GAMES!!!

And pokeshit soon 3 shit games!!!

>>715933165 (OP)
World was pretty fun but dk is the biggest disappointment of the decade

>2 instant classic games in 30 days
>more are coming

You seriously thought this was an own...?

Yes, 2 real exclusives that will be evergreen titles. One being a replayable multiplayer game, the other a fantastic lengthy 3D platformer, And this is only 2 months in. Imagine the library years from now.

>>715933528
>>715933568
>>715933583
Holy fuck so mad

>>715933528
world will be forgotten and abandoned in a year
people are already going back to 8D

>>715933165 (OP)
That lag like shit because the switch 2 is so underpowered lol

>>715933583
>lengthy
Bait used to be believable

>>715933165 (OP)
>duskbloods
>next 3d mario
>smash 6
>next animal crossing
>next zelda
>splatoon 4
>splatoon raiders
>xenoblade 4
>pikmin 5
>mario maker 3
>next kirby
>next fire emblem
>pokemon gen 10
>next warioware
>bayonetta 4

>>715933165 (OP)
Bro thinks he's the count von count

why do schizos make the same ten anti-nintendo threads every day
what's the end goal here

>>715933165 (OP)
Only one month in and already beat the PS5 that's insane.

The Snoys will stop laughing when The Pink Devil finally reuinites with his father, Inshallah.

>>715934040
Not a single new IP
Culture is dying

>>715934040
Oh wow!
Which of these games have you played?
Oh? They haven't been released yet? When will they come out?
O-oh they haven't even been announced....

Switch library was only great so fast because it robbed the WiiU blind. It's way more standard to have nogames for over a year these days.

(You) can't beat Nintendo.

What are you gonna release, Death Stranding 3? God of Bore: My Son is 21 and Won't Get a Job?

It's over.

>>715934040
>posts a bunch of made up bullshit wishes
>skips kirby air ride 2 which is actually real
what the fuck

u niggas are sleeping on fast fusion

>>715933727
name a longer 3D platformer. Even if you don't want to find all 777 bananas the main story still takes like 20 hours. And probably something like 50-60 hours to 100% just like Odyssey.

>>715933165 (OP)
Pretty pathetic of Nintendo. They are only 2 games ahead of the ps5.

>>715935190
>Wipeout but worse
Yup, time to sell my car and buy a Switch 2. Totally worth it.

>>715935854
your car is 400$???

>>715935570
Lmao, odyssey it's 10-12 at best, it's short even for a main 3d mario.

>>715935854
>needing to sell your car to afford $500 plus tip
nigga you got bigger issues

>>715933165 (OP)
well duh, it's called the Switch 2, retard

>>715935953
>it's 10-12 at best
Out of 10.

>>715933373
Nope, that's on switch 1 as well.

>>715933657
>8D

>>715934291
Drag X Drive

>>715936075
Funny cause still the worst main 3d mario

>>715934040
>luigis mansion 4
>the new ip that’s being playtested currently

>>715935910
>>715935968
>I have money to burn so clearly everyone else does too
Tendies really are manchildren.

>>715936285
nigga I just asked if your car was 400$. what are you crying about?

>>715933165 (OP)
>2x the amount of exclusives of PS5 in just 2 months

>>715936327
NTA but nigga it's a robot incapable of understanding context or just retarded playing bait

>>715934291
>Not a single new IP
PS4 and PS5 in a nutshell. Hell, gaming after the 7th for the most part

>>715936285
did you sell your house to write that sentence?

>>715933568
>Demon's Souls and Astrobot were both day 1
>Astrobot was free
Nah Sony wins this round.

>>715936327
>>715936403
>taking an example too literally
Manchildren AND autistic? I almost feel bad for you guys.

>>715936285
Fanatics will burn time on anything just because it has Nintendo on it. Nintendo has been pure slop for more than a decade

>>715936397
>Astrobot
>Returnal
>Concord (LMAO)
>Ghost of Tsushima
>Days Gone
>Horizon
>Helldivers
>Intergalactic
PS4 and 5 have launched new IPs

>>715936481
so is your car 400$?

>>715933165 (OP)
Like every single Nintendo modern handheld launch. Look at DS and 3DS

>>715936447
>Demon's Souls
If old games count then the switch 2 can run every switch game

>>715933165 (OP)
2 more than ps5 lmao

>>715936547
Since you're too retarded:
>>715936397
>for the most part

>>715936565
Yes anon, it's worth exactly $449.99. I hope that satisfies your 'tism. You really should get that checked, you know?

>>715936786
nah I think I'm good, I have a good job. I don't have to drive a 400$ car

>>715936828
You manage to hold a job despite your condition? Congrats, anon. I'm proud of you.

>>715933165 (OP)
better than no games

>>715936575
If Demon's Souls remake doesn't count then neither does Mario Kart World. Checkmate, tendie.

>>715933641
>>715933657
the ps4 had 1 game its entire life span
you know what switch 2 is getting?
The next big form title.

>>715936967
thanks, I have to manage a lot of people, thats why I get paid well, your condition of being a broke loser with a 400$ dollar car is a bit more urgent to fix than mine tho

>>715936660
You explicitly targeted Playstation as launching no new IPs "in a nutshell." Your "most part" explicitly discusses 7th gen in general. Do you not understand your own sentences, silly retard?

>Switch 2 has only been out for a month and it already has 2 more games than the PS4 and PS5 combined
Fucking grim. Snoytrannies on suicide watch, if not already roping as we speak.

>>715933657
First DLC is probably being announced in the next month. Only Melee style tards are going back to 8D.

>>715933641
yes, you are.

Still two more games than PlayStation ever had

>>715937218
>playing fromslop on switch2
>on switch 2

>>715933459
This. Nintendo should have learned from shit like YookaLaylee that boomers that cry about how much they love braindead collectathons don't actually like them very much.

>>715934269
>his father
The pink puff has a dad? Who, Galacta Knight?

>>715937312
Modern gaming is 7th gen and beyond; do you understand where PS3 and PS4 fall, right?

>playing games on a kiddie tablet made by nips who actually hate you for being a fan and fuck you over every which way
no thanks

>>715937569
I'm not explaining English to you, you dumb retard lol. You made two distinctly different comments regarding one console brand versus the gaming industry as a whole. Learn the meaning of words before using them.

>>715937782
As opposed to

>playing games on fake cutting edge console made by nips with games made westerners that actually fucking hate you for being a man and fuck you over every way

>>715933165 (OP)
More games than PS5

>>715937947
Xbox and Playstation are better value propositions and don't actively try fucking you. Astrobot was free and Switch 2's user manual is 10 dollars.

>>715937947
>he assumes I'm a snoy just because I don't want to play on the chink tablet for kiddies

>>715937883
>You made two distinctly different comments regarding one console brand versus the gaming industry as a whole
Nope; they're both part of odern gaming and share the problems.

>>715938053
>Xbox and Playstation are better value propositions
Xbox gamepass is the only part that's true.

TWO GAMES
I DON'T KNOW WHY

And what exclusives does PS5 have? 17 Cazzarion games?

>>715938053
>Xbox and Playstation are better value propositions and don't actively try fucking you.
>worse than PC
>Paid online out of the ass, microtransactions galore
>GP and PSPlus + raising its prices
Don't delude yourself

HUHUH MAWIO DIG DUG BANANA MOMMY

>>715938053
Astrobot was $70 you lying nigger. $70 just to buy a 5 hour game that's literally an ad for PS5.

>>715938098
You would have had no need to specify the PS brand before moving on to the remaining industry if that was your point. You just wanted to shitpost and tried conflating your two separate statements when I offered counter evidence.

So when are they coming to Steam Deck?

>>715933528
Calm down kiddo, more corporate goyslop is on the way!

>>715938346
I miss the game-dump begging threads that poorfags make a week before every new tendie game comes out.

I'm not even going to abuse the quality of the games which I believe are really poor but man what the actual is wrong with Nintendo. How the fuck did wiiu flop when it actually had games compared to switch and switch 2 what the actual fuck is the switch 2 line up.

>>715938314
>You would have had no need to specify the PS brand
Yes; it's for mockery purposes. Now stop trying to make an argument against an open mockery

>>715938439
Those were the best threads ever. gr8 b8 and fun was had all around

>>715938174
PS5 is the best value this gen because it's dirt cheap for the amount of software it has access to and because its optimization is prioritized by devs during multiplats. Microtransaction/Paid online complaints are moot because Nintendo does the same stuff with plastic toy DLCs and charging a subscription to play GameCube roms. Xbox Gamepass is a good value too if you like the games they offer. Nintendo would never.
>>715938206
Astrobot GOTY edition is 60 dollars. Astrobot SOUL edition is free and pre-installed on every PS5. Booting up a PS5 for the first time launches you directly into Astrobot.

>>715937441
I thought yooka-laylee bombing was because they caved to woketards, and removed jontron.

>>715938547
It's peak classic /v/ of
>GRRR I HATE NINTENDO BUT I NEED TO PLAY THEIR GAMES RIGHT NOW OR I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF

>>715938467
I was arguing against your assertion that your original two sentences carried the same meaning when they didn't. Mock away, tendie, I laugh at Sony's death spirals too. But fair is fair, of the Big 3, they're the only ones still funding new IPs.

>>715938606
>he thinks /v/ is one person

>>715938727
>I was arguing against your assertion
yes, you. but don't understanda there's nothing to argue about and kept overthinking

>they're the only ones still funding new IPs.
At this point is redundant

>>715936352
2 x 0 is still 0

>>715938568
>PS5 is the best value this gen because it's dirt cheap for the amount of software it has access to
PS1 and PS2 are easily accesible; only value is for people who never got into PS4, there's no real value on its own

>>715938938
Anon I don't know what you're saying, fix your sentences.