Knob Kylan edition

>>212321781 (OP)
first for the girlies xx

heard you want her hymen back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard you want her hymen back
nuh uh you can't have that

fucking cool down you bastard cunting weather

jhave eyes

hurrr durrr russia is bad, zionist tv said so

wonder what theyre up to

We got a MAGAtard in with us tonight lads

>>212321875
post ur good song x

one forgets how much the average man overrates women
they see 5/10 which is perfectly accpetable btw but they will gon about how she's beautiful 7/8 out of 10 or some rubbish
stupid morons then come across women like younger jessica alba and suddenly she's a 14/10 cos of their retarded rating system

Just gave the age verification a test on the discord in preparation for the porn block. It wasn't so bad, made me open my mouth though, bit weird

Chicken smells very funny, but I've been craving sweet and sour chicken all day so shall be throwing caution to the wind

bought loads of brie last night when steaming

nth for the gyaldem

the brazil flag is 190

At what point is body dysmorphia just having higher standards for yourself than others do for themselves?

>>212321924
mamma mia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-M9-6OSYMY
this shi kinda unbeatable for relaxation

>>212321913
sorry that we don't have unrealistic standards like women do

What are all these vile JF freaks gonna do when we're gone lads? Just infest their own generals, or try to follow us around to wherever we end up?

>>212321926
alri sherlock

Good evening fellow wogs

>>212321924
tired of these women

>>212321893
absolutely retarded

>jhave eyes
I dick is still tingling 4 hours after my prior JAV goonsesh

it's true
if you haven't sucked a cock or two you're basically a faggot

I HATE the gyaldem

the read

>>212321924
put a bullet into these clapped out whores heads

>>212321978
you support ukraine as well as israel? well at least your consistent

The pints gf

>>212321993
Prefer the gael-dem me

rorke in his vile smelly childhood bedroom developing a plan to liquidate bob vylan's reach among the youth

>>212321954
are you illiterate?

>>212321992
screenshot of a retweet of a 4chan post

>>212322008
got his priorities right

>>212321992
Yeah no better place to get your sexual guidance than from anal goblins on Xigger

>>212322022
ktim

>Trump calls for deporting US citizens:
>"We also have a lot of bad people that have been here for a long time ... many of them were born in our country. I think we ought to get them the hell out of here too, if you want to know the truth. So maybe that'll be the next job."

Lol
LMAO
Can I get some Bradley posts itt?

>>212322022
ktim

>>212321992
gay sex just seems grim

rorke's face reveal

what household objects can you achieve a prostategasm with?

>>212322003
i support neither
but don't talk about consistency when you don't know what it means
russia invaded ukraine with the pretext of denazification
america, israel's biggest golem is now good pals with russians
but somehow you got it in your head that ukraine was the zionist's champion
once again i don't expect you to understand

>>212322022
These are the people who told you how society was built. The experts of their time.

Never seen a good Brazilian post

Never seen a good leaf post

>>212322078
I LOVE the rorkedem

>>212321969
gyaldem 4eva

Leg day lads getting huge

>>212322078
Is this that Rorkette from those Jubilee videos? She hot but dumb as rocks

>>212322069
*looks for the bradley that says i agree*

now stop posting this already you sad twat

>>212322114
Love the gay shoes and unc socks x

>>212321992
did this at uni and the lad i was with was in the same position as being totally in-experienced so my knob came out of his arse looking like it was covered in chocolate
realised in that moment i was straight and never dabbled in homosexuality again

Open your heart to love

Keep seeing an advert on tiktok from JD sport
First frame has that fucking gherkin in it

>>212321908
https://vocaroo.com/1dRALXLrBGkD

more of a baddiedem man me

'he never married' is newspaper obituary code for 'was a notorious bumder'

do you reckon my dog resents me for castrating him?

>>212322114
Lol my calves mog yours and i've never even purposely exercised them
Med genes

>>212322078
committing sectarian violence on rorkette's pussy

>>212322131
no idea who that is I just stole that webm (without permission) from outer/int/

>>212321797
KMF.

>>212322086
door handle

>>212322175
incels existed before the internet, leftypol.
not everyone in history is a closeted bumder

>>212322180
mad how this is considered fine for a pet but if you licked your dogs balls (when he had them) its animal abuse

some people need to be killed

All my freaking socks have evaporated into thin air

>outer/int/
GRIM

>>212321992
im not gay but have jerked and sucked off my gay mate for a few years now. i dont get anything out of it but he has a hell of a time

>>212322198
being an incel was impossible in the past

https://vocaroo.com/1emqnyxDTOO2

>>212322142
COR COR CORRRRRRRRRRR

>>212322087
russia invaded because the america-backed nationalist ukranian regime represented a genuine defensive threat if left unchallenged. america also organised the coup that removed yanukovich from power. i mean their stated policy in 2013 was regime change in ukraine. and on what planet is america now “good pals” with the russians just because trump is slightly less anti-russian than other american politicians (which is all a play anyway to try and decouple russia and china in the new cold war)

>>212322202
She's so annoying

um

show idea: an incel that travels back in time to prove whether or not he's capable of shagging in the raunchy past

>>212322249
um

Doing a listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXQmCf6bNU4

heather and ziedy even sending each other gay little kisses lmao

>>212321904
They've since blurred it.
SAD! x

>>212322267
i'd hook up with shakespears and teach him a load of /brit/isms he'd love it

>>212322161
baddiedem need to collab with the holodem before they can usurp them. but I've been on a holodem and baddiedem stream streak. I'm lacking on gyaldem streams

>>212322249
mad how it looks like a cock from that angle

>>212322250
>slightly less anti-russian than other american politicians
understatement if i ever saw one
as for denazification? straight from putin's lips, buddy
do you even know how many jews in israel are from russia?

Rorke coming back to life with a vengeance and screaming from the underground to deny the homosexual allegations after the obituary reading mentioned never marrying

ugly men can't even go outside anymore

>World number 33 Yulia Putintseva raised security concerns about a spectator during her first-round match at Wimbledon, asking for them to be ejected.

>Early on in her match against Amanda Anisimova on court 15, the 30-year-old complained directly to the umpire about a spectator, whom she described as "crazy" and "dangerous".

>>212322274
>Thank you for radicalising me. As a white Brit I think I needed that.

sunny weather really gives you life, especially when it's not super hot

incurable AIDS type shi x

>>212322322
lmao what did he do?

>>212322267
rorke travelling back to 1890's london and being shocked to discover it's as multicultural as it is now

dystopian shithole island

>>212322078
the disparity interracial violence is almost solely explained by the population ratios and socioeconomic factors (whites are 6x the population of blacks, so a random attack already skews it. then couple that with whites having more stuff to steal)

*crosses off another infamous freak making an appearance in the thread off my bingo card*

Land of the fr-
ACK
*gets deported for not liking dear leader*

lmao
o
L

reckon parentbergs think I'm gay as whenever a gay scene comes on the telly they both immediately clam up and then there's silence for 30 seconds before one finally hits out with "yeah it's OK to be gay these days"

then they remain silent for another 30 seconds, presumably them leaving the floor open should I wish to come out to them. For the record I'm not gay, I'm just 32 and have never had a girlfriend or had sex

>>212322347
but that's a blatant lie and you know it

>>212322311
you’re parroting libtard media that trump is super friendly to russia. you know that NATO pulled out of the inf treaty under his first presidency right? and i don’t know what your getting at talking about denazification and russian jews in israel? who the fuck cares, plenty of ukranian jews in israel too what the fuck does that mean lmao

>>212322355
Sir Capita claims another leftist :,(

>>212322369
you should try gay sex

Lads!
Is é an chéad lá de Iúil é, táimid leathbhealach tríd an mbliain!
How's your new year's resolution going, eh?

>>212322369
time for a prostitute isnt it?

turns out grime actually predated maypole dancing

>>212322379
russia and israel are friends

>>212322369
ktim
mumberg always says this when there is a woofter on tv
when i visit said its okay to bring a friend over even if its a boy etc

get the houses mapped

>>212322379
who tf gives about some shitty treaty lmao. both russia and the us can destroy each other and it's the only thing that matters every other treaty is just diplomatic masturbation

just seen an army ad
reckon I should join up now before I get conscripted

Heyyy guess
Thoughts on house prices? When will you buy a house?

>>212322369

>>212322350
the great shitstain

>>212322409
no, russia and iran are friends. the friends of israel are america, uk, france, germany and all the other countries that are fighting russia using ukraine as a proxy

>>212322369
>>212322410
grim, parents shouldn't want gay offspring

>>212322438
too expensive, never

Weak spaff that just dribbles out

>>212322450
russia dropped iran, you must have missed that episode

Why aren't you having kids?

any closeted straight lads in?

gets exhausting putting up the gay charade for familyberg but it's better than the brutal truth of being a virgin

Malaponte’s place of employment was made aware of his 4chan posts and he will have an uncomfortable conversation with Human Resources

>>212322476
you need women for that

>>212322468
never get that me, proper cum chucker i am

>>212322476
i'm repulsive to women

>>212322469
must have then i dont pay attention to visegrad or cnn

>>212322324
Rorke thinks that the song is a black guy saying to every white person "blacks own Britain now, deal with it". But I think really he's addressing it to racists, not to all white people. He knows that racists want an a nearly-all-white Britain "back" and he's saying "no, you can't have that". The reality is that Britain now is multi-ethnic.

right lads, when you order the fillet o fish in mc dos why do you only get half a slice of cheese? whats that about

>>212322410
>>212322452

It would probably be easier for them to accept a gay son than a straight one who has never shagged and likely never will. If your son is a 32 year old straight virgin then you know you've gone wrong somewhere.

Quentin is posting the gherkin again

>Royal train will end 156 years of service as King Charles III seeks to economize

>>212322506
well, if russia ever gives the iran the support it promised to give, let me know

2010s: don't have kids if you can't afford them you fucking scrounger

2020s: why aren't you having kids FFS won't someone please think of the shareholders and GDP

>>212322509
black don't own Britain, jeets do

>Toddler found dead 'after being forgotten' in car in Spain during 35C afternoon as heatwave grips Europe

Whenever someone mentions the draft in Britain I get thinking about that Solzhenitsyn quote about how they didn't love freedom enough

>>212322513
if you've ordered fish at mcdonalds a single time you should be arrested and executed

>>212322476
willy doesnt get hard around women anymore

>>212322470
kino result, shame the match was at 4am or summit

the match thread when that webm was posted must've went wild

ACK

>>212322438
cant afford one can i

Seeing the gf tomorrow.
Plan to get my knob noshed.
Wahey! x

>>212322545
wow you're so like cultured and stuff

>>212322438
as soon as I become a literal trillionaire

>the draft

FOY
O
Y

Imagine being a bender that doesn't shag

>>212322476
because the world is only going to get worse
if you know that, and you still choose to have kids, you're a selfish moron

was an old anon who posted here once who said his parents moved beyond the thinking he was gay stage because he still hadn't come out and basically assumed he was a nonce/suggested therapy

would neck myself at that point

>>212322555
Mine gets hard but nowhere near as hard as it used to be. My penis has also shrunk an inch or two since hitting my 30s.

>>212322545
your nan was just asking you to roll the window up mate

>>212322438
a house?
am happy in my paid-for-entirely-by-mumberg-and-dadstein-flat thank you very much

>>212322476
I'm a skint sperg

>>212322476
bluepilled globohomo soy cucked sjw clown world in my smelly bedroom init

>>212322435
it’s one of the major reasons for the war

gay sex is all the rage these days, maybe if I try it just a little...

I won't be conscripted because I am 34 and a homeowner. I am too valuable.
Unfortunately for you rentoids you are disposable fodder. Thank you in advance for your sacrifice

>>212322601
people used to have babies in the middle of a plague

>>212322470
perfect KEK

>>212322476
having kids doesn't benefit me
it ruins my life to benefit old cunts and billionares who hate me

When grandadberg and mumberg die.
It'll be quids in and I'll be able to get a small tiny 10sqft apartment.

>>212322476
I want to but I'm useless with women

>>212322665
dont get it

>>212322645
delusional m8

finally sitting down at 9pm this must be what it’s like having kids

>>212322653
you're perfect for it!
still young enough to be sent and they can seize your house to fund the war effort

What I'd really love is to buy a small plot of land and build a cheeky little log cabin on it, but the "government" would catch wind of it eventually and demand I knock it down.
Can't let anyone have their own things.

>>212322588
Judging from that paltry reply I can tell you need to actually look the quote up

Government is scared about population decline.
Where does the government expect people to raise them? In their parents spare room or the single bedroom bed share with 5 other strangers

>>212322522
>If your son is a 32 year old straight virgin then you know you've gone wrong somewhere
it's so easy to not have sex

>>212322476
oh i am

>>212322699
Perhaps a good time to listen to this song about sitting down:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClSVzlObxSc

>>212322719
yes

DEATH, DEATH TO THE IDF

This post is obviously about British culture and not politics

fuck SAKE my mum is working from home tomorrow

nuh uh, can't have that rorkey boy

>>212322661
The initial impact of the plague was a sharp decline in birth rates due to widespread death, particularly among young, fertile individuals. The plague's high mortality rate, especially among adults and children, meant fewer potential parents.

my mate's mongy brother who used to burst into tears if we didn't let him have a slice of paki pizza is now going to be a father at 18

>>212322689
dilate hon x

>>212322733
parents don't understand the modern dating environment though

in their day you just went to the dancing, asked a girl if she was going steady with anyone and if she said no you got married the next day

>>212322438
you can't. you "buy" a newbuild home, but the developer still owns the land it's on and can charge you ground rents and service charges.

FREE LUCY LETBY

I'm straight but this should clear up when you can have gay sex with your mates

RIP Kylie Page.

>>212322788
true

>>212322758
she bringing her clients round yours is it aha

>>212322768
Why wouldn't you let him have a slice of pizza?

>>212322766
my mum would unironically tell me to go to the pub by myself

>>212322661
Have condoms back then did they?
No?
What about xboxes?
No, there was literally nothing for them to do but have unprotected sex and go to church and work.

Watching Digging for Britain
very Indo-European

>>212322812
No just interrupting my neet life

XII MD

People still had kids during plagues and wars etc because the more kids you had the more chance of survival, either through sheer numbers game of having more people to work the land or chance of bringing in more money to the household

I'm not having kids because we have supermarkets for food and I like spending my money on things and going on holidays

>>212322813
because we'd trekked 20 minutes for the damnthing
this was before you could have a little nondescript biomassian delivering it to your door

In bed me. Be asleep soon.

Are you lying down right now?

>>212322695
yeah you are

>all you crackas need to die, yes we're in taking over now so you better just shut your mout whitey
You obviously just need to look deeper into what he's saying, rorke

arsewank on the cards for anyone?

>>212322864
>>212322867
telepathically communicating niggas

>>212322857
kind of you to take time out of your busy schedule of visiting supermarkets and going on holidays to talk with us

>yours is just fine anon
>big ones hurt anyways
how am i supposed to compete with this?
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1751374593084111.webm

>>212322861
you could order a pizza by phone back then
let bro have a slice

>>212322782
yeap my parents met in their 30s doing postgraduate degrees and were married a year later

Starmer has fucked it lads hasn't he?

>>212322887
not got any 'nanas in cos they go off in this heat x

Sir Keir Starmer
Sir Self Harmer

>>212322907
my parents got married after 4 months...

Weird that it's always other men trying to make other men feel bad about their cock size and trying to convince them they aren't big enough for women

>>212322901
that arsehole is busted beyond belief lmao

>>212322908
how did his vote go anyway

How are you lads. The nederdraad is a shithole with schizos, pedos and druggies. Can I stay here

watching can't pay we'll take it away
got my knob out but not wanking it

>>212322908
theyre going to have to tax the wealthiest, there is no other way around it
they HAVE to do it, no matter how much reeves stamps and thrashes

>>212322908
how so?

Biomass isn't a very nice term.
May have to submit a complaint to /brit/ HR :/

>>212322947
We have that too + ziedy

It's insane how anyone can see the beauty of Whites and not think we deserve the whole planet.

We need global lebensraum and then we must spread across the galaxy.

>>212322947
we've had bad experiences with your flag in the past

>>212322947
half the thread has netherlands filtered because two of your posters are infamous here

get the biomass shagged

immanuel can't have sex lmao

>>212322938
that's just your average 20 year old female
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1751377541769045.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1751378298468043.webm

>>212322930
GIWTWM

>>212322931
Aside from transsexual BBC spammers on 4chan I don't think I've seen any men do this

>>212322979
You already had a whole thread for this boring post you insufferable prick

OMDS Rachel reeves is changing the ISA allowance from 20k to 5k
It’s happening

We will be raping

The gym chune
https://youtu.be/VJPuAKov2eU?si=CjoRauXPC0p06m-B

so he wants the palestinians to get their country back but not white people.........hmm....

>>212322947
get clogwog in here, lad. the last porn site he recommended has since been blocked. I need another

>>212322961
desperate to fit in freak

The gym chune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg

>>212323022
reaping right...? farmerlad? you meant reaping right?

>>212322947
mental how fit school girls are

>>212323034
Mulattos are subversive.

finna go bowling with the lads me

>>212322950
>Bbbbbbut they'll leave if we tax them!!

The poor have no money left to tax. The middle class is ever shrinking and have less and less money left to tax.
If the rich can't pay more tax, that they won't even notice, to stop this country from collapsing then what loyalty do we owe them?
Getting real bored of this pussyfooting around taxing the rich

>Having any flag unfiltered aside from Britain, Ireland and possibly Australia
Could it be you?

>>212322999
I appreciate that there will be people out there who really enjoy this sort of thing, who presumably pay good money for women to create this content, but it's not for me. Sterile and funny in an absurd way is all that comes to mind.

you rape what you so...

got shoulder hair but can't grow a beard... curious

wake up and smell the shite rorke

>>212323055
We will be raping

>>212322987
>two of your posters are infamous here
Probably Frits. He is a schizo pedo who calls himself the fuhrer

XII MD
Activeee

Opinions on the 'dolf?

FUCK OFCOM

>>212323057
mental how badly you are desperate to fit in

Olivia Rodrigo said she loves English boys
I have a chance lads!

>>212323103
A hero that killed the leader of Nazi Germany

online safety act's britain

>>212322999
fubar as you yanks say

really fucked my life up, don't care

Will starmer do this for the boat people? Instead of putting them in 5 star hotels

>>212323098
god we wish it was someone that tame

>>212323073
Commiemong being a spastic again

>>212323119
hah yeah english

>>212323111
more biomass
just what we need

>>212323111
Thought all these jobs were being replaced with AI?

>>212322999
my honest reaction was
oh my giddy aunt

>>212323140
they'll put english citizens in them first

enjoy using the /brit/ language a lot, wish there was more secrecy

absolutely SHAGGED my life rotten!!!

>>212323140
the holy ECHR cannot be violated

>>212323068
tragic mulattos

>>212323146
care to counter his claim? or is that a concession i feel coming on

>>212323103
his misadventure was kino desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CqGeAmVu1I

might plug my laptop charger in

>>212322601
Well done you finally realised that everybody is selfish

>>212323146
Go on then, enlighten me. Or maybe not because you don't have an argument

>>212323111
>Rules aimed at [slowing the flood] actually [accelerate it even more]
Aha yeah mental that, Rotherham Keir does it again

>>212323174
2nd Welsh 3rd Scottish?

>>212323111
how will they afford to live here

Wish I could sympathize more with you lads about immigration but 99% of the problems happen in England so I have nothing to complain about x

>>212323174
Like how Trump is deporting is citizens?

Got the tennis on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-M9-6OSYMY

in times of biomass oppression i recommend enveloping yourself in a pure and trad celtic larp

>>212323236
that's where your taxes come in, rorke

>>212323190
should have been more embarrassed by her whorishness

>>212323180
ktim. 38 and nothing to show for it. Incredibly fat (through no fault of my own), horrible teeth that I should've had fixed when I was younger, terribly personality, no job, still live with mumberg, virgin. The thing is I plan on doing absolutely nothing about it either.

>>212323140
>Literal cages
What did this cunt think a prison was?

To be honest with you lads, I've never once thought "corrrr I'd love to eat that out" when seeing a nice vagina
I think to myself yeah would feel mint to put my cock inside that
But I have seen big willies that made me think it would be a joy to suck on

>>212323267
>Reeeee why won't white women have sex with me instead of black guys?

>>212323277
thsi is me except being super fat haha

mad how the IDF with their fighter jets and nuclear weapons had their feelings hurt by some guy at glastonbury

Gave the age verification xhamster was asking for a try.
Made me make an account with yoti id app, then scan my face, then wanted me to scan my id which is where I gave up.

>>212323284
appreciate the honesty lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjBhbMMgLzc

Got this song stuck in my head from the endless amount of Instagram goon seshes I've had

in the sewer all alone

>>212323247
Scotland has fallen.

>>212323285
Project on, freak

>>212323277
if it makes you feel any better i lost 100lbs, got braces and fixed my teeth, got a job and signed up for a hobby and it's worse than ever

>>212323305
can't you just get a vpn

Chris Spargo here
Doing a video about /brit/ next

Mum just sent me this

https://i.4cdn.org/b/1751391548140567.webm

>>212323314
(that's my home!)

>>212323314
there's red spiders eggs in there those sell for lots of cash lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFVwSI1smpE

>>212323305
utter shite

beautiful biomass britain

>>212323284
I never did before, but since turned 30, there are a few vulva's that I do think "I would heartily enjoy putting my mouth on that".

>>212323316
my town is 90% white scottish

>>212323305
so you happily scanned your face but your id was a bridge too far?

>>212323346
>>212323346
>>212323346

>>212323339
hiii, how are you

>>212323336
can't watch porn with small willies
worst are when the bird is fit as fuck and the lads got a small willy. waste

>>212323285
wouldn't have been a single mother if she had it with a good man

>>212323366
um im good x

>>212323305
but /brit/ told me it wouldn't happen

Mental how women everyone just want a shag. We all do, it's what we're programmed for. Just find it odd though whenever I try it on with them they fob me off.

>>212323330
I already have one. I just wanted to see what the process was like
>>212323363
Yes? I don't care if they have a picture of my face

DOGSHIT NEW ALERT

>>212323277
>Incredibly fat (through no fault of my own)
*checks your stats*
*pies eaten: 4,276*

bi /brit/ boys

>>212323295
Tbf when I was at school there was a year 11 kid with grey hair

>>212323363
Not using that

>>212323373
That's my sex life haha
Missus is very fit
My Willy is smol

>>212323372
fucked up the new

just seen a post that belongs on /pol/