WHEN THE NEW THREAD IS ABOUT CANS edish

first for gay porn

14 porcelain
14 onyx

>>211661649 (OP)
Good lad

we gaaaaaan

I'm hearing Jewish voices and I like it

nth for mornington crescent

>>211661649 (OP)
>>211661675
>>211661684
>>211661685
>>211661686
>>211661690
yeah?

it's all so tiresome

didn’t like the (you)’s bullying me after the custodian deleted my thread :(
feeling a bit sensitive now~

>>211661686

*hits the griddy*

On /brit/'s agenda:
CANS
the destruction of the CANS site known as 4chan
CHEBS
CHEBS CANS AND CHEBS

watching archaeological television

they are investigating some kind of pictish ruin

proper shit

a bit of webm roulette
pls no ban if porn

Tried tinder a couple times and got a bunch of matches from both fit tings and landwhales, never could get a match from the college Stacies that litter my area
don’t know how to talk to women so I never messaged them and eventually deleted the app

Got the chudlogic on

>>211661736
Fucker.

just fucking supping this voddy bottle out
just fucking...
gonna be a roughish one tomorrow for toil
right roughish

>>211661714
You live in a paradise with fantastic weather, women and food. You DO NOT suffer.

>>211661724
Could be a lot, lot worse, lad
Could be spaino on his threadmeister gimmick bragging about getting 7 news despite every second one getting deleted and having Canslad make 10 news in a row without any being deleted

At least you aren't in your mum's knickers wanking away screaming about how you're a real employed woman

>>211661774
I might fuck her. I am unsure yet, lad

might cave in and get a vape

can also quit once it's ran out

>>211661775
Cyka blyat. Cigarette.

stop drinking alcohol.

>>211661736
If 4chan gets blocked in the UK and/or Ireland then we can just use the Sharty, simple as

>>211661724
it's ok babe we still love you *kisses your cheek*

alien wankers love their lil ayylmaos

I bet this is just a sneaky full-blown jeet who saw an oppoortunity to assume the identity of a "British" passenger

so yeah they built a wooden superstructure in the desert out of imported wood then drew these pictoglyphs that can only be observed miles above

*arrives*

Why did 190 leave 4chan

>>211661831
we'll be on desuarchive mate
can't post on a far-right site

Rorke and leftypol kissing

Nth for the gyaldem

>>211661828
never

Going to be a little bit less pathetic every day

>>211661853
big man's in town

>>211661858
he was a normie

>>211661753
Digging for Britain?

Big fan of this live camera facing Shinjuku station in Tokyo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zU8K43Twus
Sometimes I'll switch it on for background noise when I'm going to bed and watch all the salary men trudge into the station with their heads down while I'm all comfy and cosy in bed scratching my bollock.

>>211661853
>TfGM
need to find this runt and heem him out of the metropolitan area
first port of call will be salford

It is strange that southern Europe has such a low fertility rate.

You'd think the low cost of living, beautiful weather, delicious food and hedonistic lifestyle would lend itself well to lots of sexo

>>211661858
I'm still here

>>211661853
little midget fella on his way to pick up dogshit Lidl bakery items

Is it illegal to be a far right extremist?

>>211661874
thats a good bum

>>211661892
yh
corr on that presenter lass

>>211661899
singular bollock?

>>211661853
CaseOh

>>211661853
funny little fella

>>211661847
Don Draper style

>>211661918
yes

>>211661918
Only for White Christians. Browns and LARPagans get a pass

>>211661831
It won't get blocked in Ireland, lad
They tried shite like that multiple times and each time Virgin Media said 'fuck off' to the government

>>211661946
Well technically I have two but ones made of silicone. Didn't want to lie in case ofcom was watching

have you been excluded from the sex having class?

hahah yeah yeah but i bet the illegal cronem are out and about yeah? and they're on the prowl for the so called snappydem? right?

boring live camera, west:
:|
boring live camera, japan:
:O

>>211661853

>>211661847
>we gotta go back, sir

>>211661940
I've had low level thing for her for years. She first turned up on Time Team years ago.

>>211661831
for /brit/ yes
where am i supposed to get animal webms and discuss star trek etc

>>211662020
Yeah.

>>211662029

>>211661849
>These petroglyphs are located in the Fugoppe Cave in Japan, the Nine Mile Canyon in Utah and in Gobustan Azerbaijan. The petroglyps are dated between 100 - 400 A.D. (Japan), 950 - 1250 A.D. (Utah) and about 5000 to 8000 years back (Azerbaijan).

>>211661974
ballcancerlad!!! >_<

leftypol washing his pea-protein meat

Jobs
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>>211662020
>>211661940
Wish she hadn't dyed her hair, she did that retarded pink hair thing that 60 year old women did 10 years ago

>>211662075
my CV as a gay onlyfans creator

Sabrina Carpenter's new album, “Man’s Best Friend”

is out on August 29, 2025.

When I look at the skaven I think of you lot

>>211662003
Why's he dressed in kids clothes

new guy at work is handsome and funny, its so over for me

>>211662050
so yeah back then they just randomly drew demon angels in the desert in different parts of the world, completely independent of each other
and and yeah no one from a vantage point that isnt a gyrocopter or seagull could see it when completed lool

>>211662069
pea protein is extremely based tbf

>>211662112
get him sucked off

>>211661918

>>211662101
shes playing 5d chess with women

>>211662075
i manage an IT team none of these will work for me sorry

>>211662115
>>211662050
>>211661849
makes you wander doesnit

>>211662107
trying to bum a free ride on a school bus
sneaky little midge

>>211662075
the british economy

>>211662101
smell the glove

>>211662143
lol so by this keir starmer is extreme right wing too

>>211661918
define far right

>>211662156

>>211662191
He is

the scariest thing about the Air India plane crash is that it only took 6 minutes after the crash for 242 more Indians to be born

A new era is upon us I know it

>>211662191
god will you just shut up for 5 fucking minutes m8 seriously

For me, it's pan-european nationalism

>>211662112
you have two options
>try and fail to contain the incel rage and jealousy
or
>suck him off if he has a big cock

get all my archaeology info from joe rogan

>>211662250
me?
what are some other posts of mine?

how do men manage to be loyal when in relationships

>>211662272
seems unwise!

>>211662250
rattled ofcom agent

>>211662156
>8And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. 9An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. 10But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people.
Wonder what the angel told these fellas

>>211662280
i don't even care m8 just give us a fucking break for a few fucking minutes for the love of god

>>211662315
on the contrary

Drought in Yorkshire lads
Expect more of this in coming years as the climate crisis spirals further out of control

>>211662308
by being low t beta males

>>211662340
I will if you can show me one more of my posts from before you told me to shut up

>>211662345
Yes.

hate being pale

need a tanning bed at home

Techno immigrant hell hole

>Irish police advertising in pakistan for pakistani police officers
fucking HILARIOUS

>>211662171
Oh yeah I only just realised it's a school bus

i have conflicting emotions. wat do?

>>211662355
breed a chilean woman but leave her there if you want a chance at your dna being in the last people on earth who die from climate change

>>211662355
we simply must import many more millions of brown biomass to use water
it is our duty, nay, our right, to do so

>>211662388
leftypol suddenly pro-police

>>211662396
roar

here are your posts:
>>211661891
>>211661798
>>211661697

>>211662396
LE FUNNEY AI SLOP

>>211662396
wahey look at him go

>>211662404
I say... let them fight

>>211662406
what, so she can do a rain dance?

shillelagh i let fly

>>211662443
@grok is this real

another part of my car just broke I want to cry I can’t afford this anymore

>>211662431
ok
one of those is mine
well done
I will stop posting for the rest of the thread
maybe you can even guess which one is mine

hiyaaa babe

>>211662485
Such a fucking bitch

Lads, I'm really sorry.
I have to say it again. HER FUCKING CHEBS ARE FUCKING HUGE
Like, she's not even fucking slightly fat. She's fucking got fucking actual massive obese hampig tits and regularly goes to the gym and runs a lot

>>211662495
might rewatch zulu with mycocaine again

tfw no archeologist gf

>>211662250
u r 1 cheeky kunt m8

for me its a humble clickum

Quit wednesday evening, not many people about, no work tomorrow, mums gone out

evenings like this i feel a sense of pondering and sadness

bladee from drain gang

>>211662509
i've been doxxed. IT'S OVER

>>211662560
sup g

>>211662509
hey sugar~

>>211662575
best start drinking

>>211662601
sup crodie

>>211662575
You quit or it's a quite Wedneday evening because if it's the quiet wednesday evening, lad, it's Thursday and if you quit, give the story

>>211662495
The world should be on their knees thanking us

>>211662509
a cronus on his way to sexually rape the galdem

>>211662575
actual neetbrainrot made me check what day it is
fuck u

>>211662509
Alri hun x

I am you.

Guys who did this? This isn’t on

british man survived plane crash
kumar ramesh.

>>211662686
if you're me what am I currently thinking about? x

>>211662686

>>211662698
Unfortunately a Welsh business man died

small boat cronem to gherkin concierge : your finest katy please, and if you don't mind, a canister of chilled galaxy gas

starting to think this Mishmia fella might be a homosexual

>>211662743
Right no tributes for his dead wife and daughter then?

why is there a programme called loose women on during the day when thats a clear reference to their old gaping fannies

>>211662156
mental how there's an ancient answer for this (Christianity) but people are more ready to believe some kind of weird ancient alien nonsense instead

>>211662746
have the cronem converted to islam?

>>211662710
cock

going for an evening walk x

>>211662751
homoromanticism is tasteful
there's a difference

>>211662783
not sure how that's relevant

>>211662751
Who isn't these days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIJSiMrGGts

TUNE
In honour of the flight crash, lads

the cronem kissing the ground katy walks on

>>211662788
okay how did you know this

>>211662816
I heard that a lot of cronem are converting to islam

>>211662766
they were white so no

>>211662252
Pan European National Socialism.

>>211662840
some are, yes

would feel like an absolute champion if I were the sole survivor of an plane crash

>>211662829
What’s more funny is some white nerd sitting there with 8 phones to make this fucking fake ass convo lmao

>>211662854
I can agree with this.

>>211662864
Side.

>>211662862
are they going to convert the gherkin into a mosque?

>>211662829
Thankfully the Latvian once said to me when she saw a black go into the office across the hall 'I was worried he'd come into our office'

>>211662889
Remind me.

>>211662766
>tributes for his dead wife and daughter then?

As a former Communist, it's quite clear that National Socialism is true and the only possible salvation for the White race.

got the liberal mainframe on the back foot in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom
legitimately think it’s over for them this time

>>211662889
no, the gherkin is a recreational institution

just marked all my emails as unread
so now, you see, if i get a new email it will have a little "1" symbol on the inbox rather than simply listing everything i haven't read

Might watch a film.
Either Jane Austen's Emma, or Lawrence of Arabia.

>>211662940
Right now.

>>211662947
sex with infidels is not permitted under islam

if its boeing I'm not goeing

>>211662949
that doesnt make sense

can't wait for my tea

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sole_survivors_of_aviation_accidents_and_incidents

>>211662949
Canslad unironically deletes all unread emails when I come back from the Holliers

>>211662973
maybe, but that's a topic of religious matter
the gherkin accommodates cronem of various backgrounds

>>211662966
I don’t get how it could be only sold for £1 so like I could’ve bought it for £1 and now I own all their unsold stock so I could’ve sold it on eBay made like 100k atleast

>>211662995
vishwash GOAT

>>211662981
i assure you it does
>>211662998
i might need them for reference

ktim

Getting a concept of a clue

just really love arses me x

>>211663012
the cronem will all be muslim eventually
so then the gherkin will have to be converted into a mosque and katy will have to convert to islam and wear a hijab

>>211663032
if theyre all unread why would it say 1 unread

gone from L to XL :/

Name one reason non-Whites should exist.

>>211663017
yeah? maybe you're right, but how about that bendy baton that's slamming down katy's back?

>>211663064
me when i watch porn

>>211663064
I wear L and I'm 10 stone
I like baggy :)

>>211663065
oh my dayz

>>211662966
will be loaded with debt by the yank equity firm then left for british pension funds to foot the bill

>>211663064
YOU ARE A FAT CUNT
FATTY FATTY FATTY
FATTY BUMBALATY

>>211663032
I have filters for anything I actually care about and I'll glance over those but shite like alerts, warnings, etc about shite going down actually gets marked for deletion when I'm on the holliers
Can't be arsed hearing about how 12 offices went down on the day I was out, you see

>>211663045
>mug full of milk
Trying too hard mate

On all levels except physical, I am an Obersturmbannführer on the Ostfront in 1942.

>>211663017
i think you also buy their liabilities like debt
so the purchase is just giving it away to someone with more money

>>211663083
?

>>211663065
i had to call the police last year on my neighbour who was getting the shite beaten out of him by someone, they sent a 20 something year old twink and an (actual) troon, was a ftm as well so not a big gruff one - more like elliot page

Was 10 stone before the ole 'vid now I'm a big fat 14 stone bastard

>>211663117
Oh right yeh that makes sense I’m stupid

>>211663131
whats a vid

>>211663109
i'm 93kg and 6'2 id stove your fucking head in

>>211662509
oh good heavens

>>211663152
Sending.

Can anyone recommend an AI that can remove this bint's glasses?
Absolutely sick of how she feels the need to put the glasses filter on every selfie.

>>211663131
thats 88kg...

>>211663152
if you didn't get tired between winding up your first punch (a la popeye) and throwing it
would have you on the deck in seconds, you chunky fucking bariatric patient

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQsF3pzOc54

>>211663141
you're not luv x

>>211663203
why did you draw glasses on her in the first place

fucking love doing stir fries
easiest dogshit in the world and nevertheless the final result always looks proper profesh

>>211663205
Height wise I'm a tiny man

>>211663203
can i recommend getting a fucking life

katy walking her little dog
katy snatching her leggings up before walking past the migrant hotel

in the hotel lads

4 years ago I was 118kg now I’m 79kg
BTW it doesn’t get better though, I have stretch marks, loose belly skin which hangs. I want to kill myself every time I look in the mirror

>>211663234
Zaza XD

>>211663234
hope you're using MSG lad, will level up your chinky game like nothing else

me? 66kg, 5'6

will someone PLEASE kill me

>>211663259
grow up

those batontips they're quite bulbous aren't they?
a fistful for katy's pale little hand

>>211663219
would stand you on your head pal

>>211663293
Next year I’ll be 21

>>211663302
only way you're fucking standing, you obese cunt

>>211663283
would love to *fires up my biggest dildo*

>>211663300
does katy ever get a day off?

>>211663259
surgeons do a tip top job these days lad
get down harley street and start to live your life

>>211663338
she can, but she has a severe melanin dependance

>>211663277
get the hormones on

>>211663367
I literally have £560 to my name and I’m unemployed

have done literally nothing today, jack shit, may as well have not got out of bed

>>211663367
had my tits sucked out at a similar practice, 10k it cost and there's not even a scar left 1 year down the line

>>211663420
Prove it

where's good ol' beto?

>>211662101
She's literally Jewish btw

do you like the video game metroid and its sequels?

>>211663316
kahtimers but 18

>>211663420
get your tits out
get your tits out
get your tits out for the lads

>>211662101
Is that a black man’s hand I can’t tell

>>211662509
fruitylad!

katy nursing cronem's leaky batontip

>>211663462
ummington

>>211663420
and did you become a shagger or what?

can't imagine what it must be like to be a chubster and then not a chubster
confidence boost must be mental
like going from 5'7 to 6'3 overnight

Scran time has arrived

anyone remember cokelad

going to 'esco to get a box of wine to get steamboats on
might get a cheeky pie when i'm there or stuff to make a massive salami and cheese baguette

polybuzz and character ai are both down

EVENING. RUINED.

>>211663462
ummo

>>211663520
isn't he dead?

Yukio Mishima's sexuality has been the subject of considerable scholarly discussion and debate. While he was married to a woman (Yoko Sugiyama) and had two children, there is substantial evidence suggesting he had relationships with men:

Evidence pointing to same-sex relationships:

His semi-autobiographical novel "Confessions of a Mask" (1949) depicts a protagonist struggling with homosexual desires
Multiple biographers, including John Nathan and Henry Scott Stokes, have documented his visits to gay bars in Tokyo
Several men claimed to have had relationships with him
His writings often featured homoerotic themes and imagery
Complexity of the situation:

Mishima lived in a time and culture where homosexuality was highly stigmatized
He maintained a public image as a married family man
Some scholars argue he was bisexual rather than exclusively homosexual
He never publicly identified as gay
In Japanese society:
During Mishima's lifetime (1925-1970), there was significant social pressure to marry and have children regardless of one's sexual orientation. Many gay men of his generation led double lives.

Paul Schrader's film "Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters" touches on these aspects of his life, though somewhat obliquely. Most serious biographers today acknowledge that Mishima likely had romantic and sexual relationships with both men and women throughout his life.

His sexuality remains one aspect of a complex figure who was simultaneously a literary genius, political extremist, bodybuilder, actor, and ultimately, someone who died by ritual suicide (seppuku) after a failed coup attempt in 1970.

>>211663524
do tesco sell wine by the box?

>>211663509
Why you wearing green trousers for lol

>>211663520
was that cokelad with the MESSY desk?
was also curious if anyone remembers shrimplad with the autistic shrimptank

>>211663462
love young lads me :)

waiting for the new x

>>211663562
bag in a box with a cheeky tap you poke through then get a small (2.2L) vat of wineberg

>>211663555
poof

on the roulette

>>211663520
coke is a dirty drug
wouldn't do it again
leads you to do some extremely perverse things

>>211663608
do you feel embarrassed buying something
like that?

>>211663632
oh my days

The common oat, Avena sativa, is a cereal grown for feeding to , horses, cattle and Scots. It grows well in poor quality soils, which Scotland is rife with.

>>211663632
all my (You)s on 14

>>211663638
must've tried that gay coke that's been going around

best in the world again
and you all doubted her

embarrassed for you honestly

>>211663683
haha timmy's crush

>>211662780
so angels were just flying around 6000BC azerbaijan, 400AD japan and 1000AD utah, but they mysteriously stopped as soon as there was any reasonable capacity to record them?

>>211662966
they stopped selling stuff that cost a pound

sucking a lozenge

Am going to need my cars front bumper replaced, going to cost at least 1K
no happy at all
Quite upset in fact

>>211663639
buy enough food with it so it looks like i'm going home to my gf
(i'm drinking alone and pulling the lad off myself to degenerate porn)

it might be time to book another trip to London just to chill in the hotel with Uber eats and watch movies on my laptop

>>211663509
$20 meal in Shitmerica

>>211663683
it's genuinely mad to me that she is still the best we got
we literally have nobody
i love r emma but come on she has been crap for years now

>>211663746
can I come round ?

>>211663747
Not you.

>>211663715
loved their power pods

>>211663747
Got it for free actually

might get a tattoo on the left arse cheek

Playing Pokemon Sword!

yeah go on sneak another bag of crisps in laaaa

>>211663789
grow up

>>211663683
Could I please get some honest feedback on my BlackedRaw scene storyline featuring Emma Raducanu and Jason Luv?

I am thinking the story line is something like Emma moving to LA but whilst walking down Hollywood Blvd she spots a homeless man (Jason Luv). She then invites Jason to stay with her in her Beverly Hills mansion. One night, whilst Jason is showering, Emma spots his large, oiled BBC. She immediately begins to finger herself at the thought of that jet black python obliterating her tiny, shaved cunt. When it gets too much for her, she lets out a pleasurable moan. Jason hears this and thinks Emma may be in trouble. He bursts out of the shower, naked and full of primal rage. His testosterone levels are through the roof, causing his cock to become rock hard. He goes to Emma, who cannot resist, and immediately begins sucking that BBC. There could even be a part two, where Jason is now in full control of Emma, using her desire for his BBC to get whatever he wants out of her. One night, after he has finished coming down her throat, he invites his friends (Jax Slayher, Mandingo, Slimpoke, Dredd and Isaiah Maxwell) over, and they all take turns crushing that Asian pussy. From this point on, Emma is no longer a global icon, she is now nothing more than a BBC sex slave, and she is, for the first time in her life, satisfied. Her memories of winning the grand slam and being on the coach carousel are no more. She no longer remembers who she is, or was. Her desire for black cock has fully engulfed her.

>>211663778
Nothing is free snowflake

>>211663783
fucking slut

>>211663820
shes too ugly for jason luv

>>211663117
still, i would have bought it for 1 quid. would have just taken all the non perishable food, cigarette lighters and the like and abandoned the buildings to rot. what are the creditors going to do, sue me?

>>211663772
If you want

>>211663820
Bababab anon?

had 2 red bulls and now i feel like SHIT

>>211663832
300.

>>211663855
when is an appropriate time to drink red bull

>>211663843
They will send bailiffs to your house to enforce the debt

What's that fucking bitch Ruby Granger doing right now??

>>211663820
m'jeet.

>>211663888
>>211663888
>>211663888

>>211663886
Getting blacked.

>>211663555
so he was a straight bloke but leftypol is desperate to "prove" gays existed before 1997

>>211663632
erm
stop now
please

>>211663881
whenever you fancy the taste of it
caffeine is a meme

>>211663820
erm, lad
If you don't mind me posing a question, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THE NAMES OF NEGRO PORN STARS

>>211661828
But it's part of my culture innit