Thread 212811284

brian aherne

poo smells lmao

of to gym me
build different me

Emma Watson does stinky fart every day.

what car you lads drive?

>>212811185
I'm sorry :(
you didn't deserve that

I trans heart trans girls

>>212811296
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Rorke turning a blind eye to this

did a cute fart

Sir I Like Elephants

>>212811316
a grey violet bentley continental gt

Personality of an old persnickety female school teacher mixed with a nerdy 12 year old boy. Cba

very VERY good thread as so far

>>212811316

2.2l Mazda3 Sport Nav

>>212811316
the humble Ford Fiesta

>>212811342
his arsehole looks like a beaver's mouth

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>>212811342
That arse has seen some serious use and abuse
I've done my fair share of anal and I love spicy food and yet my hole looks entirely normal

cuddling in bed with my rarity plush~

>>212811342
Could we not?

Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.
There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.
Human beings cannot change their sex.

Transgenderism is a paedophillic misogynistic cult that harms women and children.

>>212811363
you said that new zealand was never banned from 4chan but it definitely was at least officially at some point

He'll delete the ponies but not the gaping hairy arse holes and admissions to rape and animal abuse
Ask yourself, what kind of man is this janitor?

>>212811371
um

LADS

Have you been:

>paragliding
>skydiving
>sailing
>skiing
>snowboarding
>climbing

?? >>212811381 ??

>>212811296
Why is this so well made lmao
Bronies are fucking mental

witnessing ponies

>>212811396
janny is catyank btw

Interrupted an Indian fella saying his farewells to his family at the airport to ask him where he was flying back to.
He said Mumbai.

>>212811394
Entirely false and off topic. You are an evil fool.

>>212811422
big if true

>>212811422
can't be, catyank is just overhated and so gets accused of being a janny

>>212811400
Climbing without ropes

hosre

>>212811395
nope

>>212811400
>sailing
>skiing
>climbing
I've done these. Literally the same week I was in contact with a skydiving school, they had an accident and one of the students chute didn't open and they took a bounce into an open field. Put me off of that idea.

>>212811400
everybody climbs in their life at some point or another

>>212811441
basically stairs, doesn't look hard at all

italian girls should be prescribed on the nhs

>>212811422
why would catyank leave nikocado's arse up?

>>212811316
red subaru outback

>>212811453
i presume they were ok in the end

mad howJust that Israeli settlers beat a US citizen to death last week and America has done fucking nothing about it.

The nobles are pop culture figures for boomers
Why are they still kept around?

Leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>212811448
it wasn't put into law, but many ISPs blocked the site

>>212811316
2013 chevy malibu

>>212811453
Where did you do these various things? Did you climb a big mountain?

>>212811441
hard to tell how steep this is from the photo
really can't gauge the angle at all

fuck sake

>>212811483
Died with the instructor on his back, and the instructor lived from what I heard.

>>212811485
The US government values being submissive to Israel far more than it values American lives. See the USS Liberty.

>>212811493
the most disgusting thing about this is the way his bum hair is matted because of all the arsejuice

catyank has never once been warned or banned for his constant avatar use, off-topic star wars spam, or racist /pol/ posts, nor have his posts ever been removed

>>212811465
the hard part is getting back down (without death or serious injury, getting back down is easier if you don't care about that)

nothing makes me happy

>>212811507
Is that one pinkie pie

>>212811496
:)
what color?

>>212811507
i love her

>>212811528
stop opening the images

>>212811530
>>212811422

>>212811423
and? you're saying the UK is so bad that thirdies are voluntarily deporting?

>>212811539
Red!

>>212811530
I'm not sure that's true

>>212811530
if he was janny hed be deleting every 2nd post for being the work of satan

>>212811536
I don't know what a "pinkie pie" is
got any examples?

>>212811530
>constant avatar use
lots of people do this here
>off topic star wars spam
lots of random bullshit in /brit/ who cares we constantly get spammed with BBC anyway
>racist /pol/ posts
pakis are disgusting creatures

is monster hunter good lads? never played one before

>>212811364
>>212811366
do you like it?

*burns all my memories of you*
yeah ...

sweatin' to the oldies

HAIII, i kinda have no monies, anyone want to buy me monster hunter :DDD xxxx

if your gf proposed using this with you, would you say yes lads?

>doctor, I'm depressed
>one beautiful girl for you it is then, sunbeam. enjoy yersen

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

>>212811587
yeah the fiesta is solid. not a car guy at all but it drives nice i can fit it in parking spaces easily and ive had no issues with it after 8 years so far.

>>212811596
imagine the smell

"monster hunter"
rorke whenever he's in a shop

>>212811501
All 3 in California. I went on a skiing trip to Bear Valley first, and learned a little bit of the rudiments of skiing. I've been skiing 4 times but most I can do is ski down the beginner slopes but even that is a lot of fun.

Climbing since i was a little kid, at sites all around the state, been Yosemite, Sequoia, Whitney, Mt Diablo, Shasta, and Mt Hood in Oregon. The biggest mountain I've been on was Whitney but didn't get to the top it's huge!

Sailing in SF bay and Catalina when I was younger. Would like to do that again I loved being on the water.

gf proposed by hiding my ring inside the only dubai chocolate labubu...

>>212811606
*pulls up the privacy wall after bad argument*

just got really scared at the prospect of spendig the rest of my life in prison

Start doing THIS

Leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>212811555
ooh la la

is MLP like the cars franchise
did WW2 happen in the MLP universe
is there a pony hitler

Not the best thread /brit/ has ever had.

>>212811685
no
no
yes

>>212811473
They are for italian men you see

>>212811685
uhhh... p-prefer not to say...

>>212811494
oh boy i love it when Amerifarts teach me about my own country, go on boy, tell me more about my own fucking country

>>212811674
pale poo and a conehead willard
it's over for this lad

>>212811685
did the jutes get completely erased unlike the vile anglos, and swarthy saxons??

>>212811685
equestria at war says yes

I'm in a whirlwind romantic affair with a man named Vinny, we're going out for ice-cream tomorrow.

Right well then, that's scat porn being posted at a rate some may consider spam on /brit/.
Not on really is it? Need the janitor to do something, ideally.

>>212811716
go get your holes filled lad the vinster is ready

>>212811672
how the fuck do these people shit such large turds. ive done it once or twice but thats rare

Well lads?

>>212811685
No, it actually has unique worldbuilding
Even Christmas and Halloween have different names

>>212811723
Used to hate when my mom would act like this after having a few wines. Embarrassed the hell out of me.

/brit/ is all for doing a poo post
but turn their nose up at the very instance a real poo post occurs!

>>212811742
well thats how most companies work

>>212811738
They eat a diet intentionally to cause such poos

>>212811316
civic hatchback made in swindon

Friday, April 18, 1930
>The BBC Radio news bulletin from London stated: "Good evening. Today is Good Friday. There is no news." Piano music followed for roughly 15 minutes

vgh
those were the days

I need Emma Watson to fart directly up my nostrils.

>>212811731
oh god I know we nearly fucked in public the other night because we were so hot for each other.

janny clamping down on the ponies but leaving the porn and poo spam up

>>212811751
jesus thats incredible, dont thinks thats been done before

>>212811636
>Catalina
mentioned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4hKmh2OnuE

Get the vtubers on
Get the bodypillow hugged
Get the superchats sent

>>212811757
They don't want to see how the sausage is made

>>212811720
Cope
I'll post it again if it gets deleted.

>>212811400
>>paragliding
>>skydiving
>>sailing
no
>>skiing
>>snowboarding
>>climbing
yes

/blit/

>>212811751
imagine actually knowing that

Wouldn't mind going to Spiders this weekend

>>212811742
what's wrong with your screenshot

taking my amazon delivery guy out for white people food

>>212811814
in hull?
reeks in there

>>212811792
>superchats
what is that

>>212811786
Anon was comparing it to Cars which is basically just real world but cars instead of people
>>212811810
I was online in 2012, obviously I've watched the show at some point

catching up on today's episode of the archers and there's a black man in it
what HAPPENED to my show

interesting how it's no longer possible to give feedback about the jannies
what's that all about?
I tried a couple of times using the bug report form but I got a ban off it stupid bastards

taking my math tutor out for white people food

>>212811868
the shoddy quality of this thumbnail is all I need to know NOT to open it
shame on you, whatever it is

>>212811893
oh go on

£15.50.

wait you guys actually are bronies
i thought it was just a joke

just farted and the stench is diabolical

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8j1vzngdjpo
what did he say?

>>212811907
Let me just get knacker cracker put away! *rips a huge fart in your face*

>>212811907
thin sliced ham is much tastier

>>212811907
every part of this looks grim

>interesting how it's no longer possible to give feedback about the jannies
>what's that all about?
>I tried a couple of times using the bug report form but I got a ban off it stupid bastards
interesting...

>>212811935
I don't agree
it all looks alright aside from the gammon itself (the egg looks slightly dodgy but not that bad)

>>212811907
broken britain...

lots of evil energy in here this morning

>>212811550
No I was saying “Mumbai” sounds like a fella saying bye to his Mum

>>212811960
alri bruce

>>212811960
evil incel hours in UK

>>212811979
am bottom

I try to make these threads at least a little happy

Imagine if every /brit/ poster was mysteriously eaten by alligators all on the same night
All disappeared at once in a very bizarre mass killing
The crime of the century

But it could never happen, right? It would never happen....

All I'm saying is, double check all your doors and windows are locked tonight ;)

we suckin dick round here
nun u cud do about it xx

>>212811992
thin end of the fish looks like a camel toe haha

>>212811992
What's this like then? I can't get this in America, only little runty cod filets fried in smeggy oils like rapeseed

>>212811965
oh

lurking in falmouth

>>212811998
i spose im getting my dick sucked then

Night pooing

>>212812013
all me

Unfortunately, the clock is ticking

>>212812020
When done well it's absolutely peng, but when done badly it's vile.

>>212812045
go tae bed

Every moment of your life you are the closest to death you've ever been.

>>212812058
It's cool I'm 33 it's ages until I'm like 50 ;_;

>>212812058
it wouldn't really be fortunate if we were stuck eternally in one moment either

New Zealand fish and chips mogs

>>212812013
me, single mumsie made me her therapist

>>212812058
days fly by now, its crazy. 5 years since covid. need to get my act together... soon...

I'm proud to be Polish

free will and fate dualism

>>212812062
Fuck I need it. And mushy peas and curry and onion gravy i reckon and a fat arsed chippy gal x

>>212812058
Not my problem

half welsh
half english
all british

>>212812058
37's young

>>212812117
not me, just tell mum to fuck off honestly, her f

we only have free will in the present moment, everything else, past and future, was and is fated to happen

>>212812058
i hate myself

watching sam hyde get raped

>>212812125
chavs should all be killed tbqh

yhe poines

>>212812168
Disagree. You'd starve and be anally pillaged by immigrants without them

why not democracy harder?

>>212812168
mad how no one hates chavs anymore now we have 8 million inbred muslims

>>212812159
Cheer up :)

that bitch got breast reduction fucking hell

I'm such a little princess

>>212812246
UMMMM

>>212812020
90% of fish and chips is shit (soggy batter, undercooked batter, over or undercooked fish, fish being advertised as the wrong type, anaemic chips, runny mushy peas, etc to name a few things)

the other 10% make life worthwhile

>>212812246
what's her name? for research purposes
is she that onlzlmabomfoo woman or whatever she's called?

Is Deano a /brit/icism, or is that something you say in real life?
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Deano

>>212812246
honest question
are those fully natural?
because they look so

>>212812300
zoboomafoo

>>212812284
Remember there was some big scandal about chippies selling huss instead of cod, but I've had huss in a chippy that sells it openly along with the cod and haddock and it's bloody lovely.

>>212812315
started in british threads on 4chan
became popular and entered the lexicon
another example of /brit/s soft power

>>212812315
People say it in real life
Depends where you are tho

>>212812315
It's a Brit/pol/ meme that gained some use outside of /pol/ and 4chan, but I've never heard anybody refer to Deano irl

>>212812349
>>212812350
I'm assuming it originates from people named Dean nicknamed Deano, and they had a tendency to be that type of person
Which would make it difficult to catch on the same way "Chav" or "Roadman", since it's a person's name

>>212812300
laurine

Right just ignore my fucking post then you cunt

>>212812382
good man

>>212812380
It's basically just a stereotype of people who get fake teeth, marry women who have an insane amount of surgery and own a council house

>>212812389
yeah?

>>212812416
Deano owns a new build not a council house

>>212812442
Most new builds are council houses THOUGH

>>212812437
…yh

>>212812416
early deano caricatures featured him with a blue suit and worked at JD sport lol
dont have the pic on me but i remember it constantly posted along side deanoposting

>>212812455
No they aren't

was doing good visiting this site for 30 mins a day max but have entered a depressive episode and im spending wya too much time on here again

>>212812273
Got a tight little arse do you

>>212812457
wife phentoype

>>212812465
Wacky Bruce how can you be depressed in sunny Australia

>>212812457
>>212812483
angelic creature

i need a girlfriend. and I need my dick sucked

just learned ziedbelg means 'sick belg[ian]' in dutch
not his actual name

>>212812486
australians are some of the weakest most mentally unstable retards in the world

>>212812389
everyone all does with every post every single night. there isnt a night not like that

Waiting for janny to go tae bed so I can post the gayest shit imaginable, me

>>212812486
its winter maybe ive got seasonal depresson init

>>212812483
Love that she’s insecure about her asymmetric jaw it makes her seem more attainable x

girl working on the till judged me

why do they do that

>>212812498
They use diseases as insults in Dutch, like kanker, tyfus, tuberculosis
Wonder if they started using Korona

Just got so many (You)s in rapid succession that I almost squirted

I need a girl to RAPE me

girl trying to turn a man gay and a school shooting the exact same thing

it's over for rorke

>>212812544
in poland they use cholera as a curse word

>>212812548
you one of them pakis?

>>212812536
Had a girl smirk at the Rite Aid at my 1 item petroleum jelly shopping cart. Rather judgemental of her. Yes I used it to lubricate something.

>>212812574
phoar
shame slavs (slaves) are subhuman monkey retards and cant do shit nigga. if they could it might be scarier than a larp fanart movie you commission on fiverr

shame that communists lost the computer race and agriculture race and space race and every other race ever because to be slav is to be subhuman and to be subhuman is to want to be a communist as well

>>212812600
erm there's not a single slav country that is communist today uncle

>>212812600
ah yes us angloids are doing much better

did you know that communists tried to go against the USA in computers and in the end just copied them straight up? just COPIED. COPIED the IBM

>>212812574
storegga slide already happened m8

US LADS YA WE'RE BEING LADS YEAH AND LIFTING WEIGHTS YA

OHH :o OUR COCKS TOUCHED YA BUT THATS NOT A BIG DEAL YA

WE'RE JUST TWO MEN YA NOT HAVING SEX YA

grunting and receiving and giving and grunting uggggggggggh fight me

>>212812621
silence, damaged female
go be evil to another faggot you can manipulate. fucking trash. probably not even white

>>212812644
what the hell

catberg enjoying a treat

toby

>>212812648
very very odd cat

what the helly

>>212812648
that ain't no cat

I was gonna mention the Canadian girl but now I wont

(You)ve had a willy up your arse before have you? Confess.

>>212812648
um... thats not a... oh, whatever...

Just coomed to a cute Asian lad sucking BWC

going to make a bacon and egg sandwich

spell check isn't working on firefox, i cant hide my disleckia now

>>212812666
no but im going to try these new anal training buttplugs i bought later tonight for the first time

Eating potato salad

walked around from 12PM to 1AM outside going PEWPEWPEWPWWW PEWPEW waking everyone up

the kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezhl7TCPZ1

>>212812686
I like spicy chicken goujons and potato salad

>>212812666
no but i had many arsewanks with mums hairbrush as a young teen

>>212812691
>[Error]
do better

this shit sound like that button on a bullhorn! pewpewpewpwww pew pewwwww

ITT: getting into the nitty gritty

>>212812681
Well then the fitting punishment for this is having another willy up your arse, that'll teach you rascal!
*fumbles with belt to get it off as fast as possible*

>>212812686
bros eating potato salad
>>212812695
tf is a goujon

I need a gf to wake up at 2AM today

>>212812695
I would love some of those but I don't have any :(

>>212812684
Comfy. It's my goal to be the top to a bottom soon. Enjoy your sesh anon

by the way, what is the correct response to shooting your shot or raping someone on VRchat that youve never heard talk but they say they are underage or are oviously underage when they first speak? I thought it would be just to say "my bad" and walk off but everyone reacts different

>>212812684
>>212812726
erm

>>212812666
I did porn with a hung black felon when I was 18.

>>212812737
anything youd like to say?

I mean just in case. not that I am going on VRchat
there are a mental amount of kids on that game. also the game is like 20 years old by this point surely

*enters brit*

>>212812734
the correct response is to kill yourself

epic

>>212812715
yass daddy *w*

Need her poo on my dinner plate.

>>212812746
corrrr pwhoarrrrr

if you talk to someone on VRchat you are daily going to roll the 99% chance for it to be ebd up a minor

>>212812753
this woman has probably had sex before

tfw hanging out with my maori grand dad and he's telling me about how his grandad would put impale cunts on sticks and leave them to rot outside the meeting house.

pretty based and he's still got the impalement pole up

I feel like this is just the normalization of pedophillia. is it not? no further context needed as I know the sart people will pick up on what I mean or the message I put across
if this was how pedo shit was tolerated in society then I dont think a lot would change and that extends to if it was legal. it wuldnt change at all except for the people that got molested
all that would change for me would be, not worrying about it being someone less than 16 years of age if I talked to a younger girl, or worrying about her age before the first word was exchanged. I feel as though doing that is putting a damper on my aura

went on vrchat with friends to troll and dick around and a bunch of trannies came up to us and started domming us and they had one of my friends on all fours panting like a dog on the mic and was really into it then afterwards acted like he was drunk and didnt remember it but we all know he was stone cold sober and is embarrassed that he got into being dommed by a tranny with a furry avatar

OMG I just cummed.

>>212812817
yeah that was the obvious from the second line of your post but he sounds cute

im not a pedophile
I feel like if a girl was talking to me, and turned out she was lower than legal age, I would get blamed and sort of fucked over

>>212812798
ya well my grandad put his willy up me

beat that cunt

>>212812746
um im a Capricorn

>>212812798
this your great great granda?

science horse

>>212812765
A? Is that you? I very definitely would love to hear you call me daddy irl if that's you x

its just annoying that like 60% (over half) of encounters on VRchat is some fetus and it is also my first assumption when its on my screen and that is weird when it is on nthere that a 30 year old man is watching kids on VRchat talk shit in any capacity with the first assumption being idk to jerk off to it

>>212812883
'no'

ummy

Fuck off janny banning me for posting the word 'rarity'
It's not even exclusively a pony name, is a basic fucking English word you mong

>>212812875
need this (waking up) at 2AM from horse girl

>>212812906
screaming

dire thread

>>212812872
something like that. Good movie

>>212812899
agp smirk

>>212812895
;)
god i need an irisher tho, sometimes i look in at the irish on grindr tbf, and they're so hot.

in light of recent events i have decided to become indian

>>212812909
youre not actually screaming at most youre silently chuckling to yourself so your mam doesnt wake up or your step dad beat you

like even if a guy had a girlfriend it would still e weird

>>212812925
yes i am in fact extremely sexual and have the sex all the time

the bank gave me £75 but I feel like they did that to avoid a lawsuit. still it is money and more than they initially offered (though it is not really an apology - and I still have a grudge)

have a sex appointment tomorrow at like 3pm

with a woman

>>212812959
I want a bfgf to hold and love too. I'm not just about sex.

>>212812998
why’s his hand going up his booty

if someone just enjoyed getting you hard to see your penis erect and are just happy like looking at a butt the same it would be cute and I would play into it

>>212812979
how does that work then?

>>212813022
>>212813022
>>212813022

so I guess being objectified by a woman. they arent like that, in that they would never act that way. it would probably be a guy. I just mean from something another poster was talking about a few hours ago