Thread 212596961

Summer strawberries edition

poo smells lmao

Poo.

>>212596949
don't like tv

Why do they celebrate Christmas in Harry Potter? Surely they don't believe in God

>>212596961 (OP)
Strawberries?

inside the incel command centre sub-edition

>>212596961 (OP)
katy’s batty

do you listen to any of The Rest Is ___ podcasts?

>>212596989
Yeah. Was going to go with a washing machine edition but strawberries felt more summery

>>212596988
why do they say "happy christmas" instead of "merry christmas"?
christmas is the only time you can use the term "merry", you can't say "merry birthday" or "merry easter" so why not take advantage of that?

dying for some opiods right now but i wont get another opportunity to start over on a detox for while and its been 48 hours since i last had some.

Big glass of cool milk
Reading the Myth of the 20th Century
Horst Wessel Lied playing

A very Aryan evening.

Hail Europa!

>>212597019
Was just saying this on the merry go round

>>212597006
yeah History

anyone know what song this is?
>https://voca.ro/1lCRk2xoHqsl

>>212597022
don't do it lad have a cup of tea go for a quick walk

>He was found to be a Holocaust denier in a British court in 2000 as a result of a failed libel case.
i thought britain hadn't banned holocaust denial?

I'm a black man

should l wank?

>>212597014
surely the other way round would be better

Wish I was a holster

just got in from a mere 2.5k run because of the bloody heat

>>212597052
Wondering too now

>>212597061
It was a libel case where he tried to sue somebody who called him a holocaust denier, in libel cases it's down to the complainant to prove the accusations are false, which he failed to do.
He wasn't convicted of anything, because as you say, it's not illegal to deny the holocaust here.

managed to get my monthly food bill down to £84.56

>>212597061
Libel cases are civil, not criminal.
Someone probably called him a holocaust denier, he took them to court for libel and the court found it wasn't libel

>>212597097
Should have walked the other 2.5km

>>212597097
it's coop now

>>212597087
of course
to GAY PORN

>>212597061
Irving didn't have legal counsel while the UK government spent millions of euros buying witnesses and status quo historians who went on to receive MBE. His trial was a complete sham.

Having strawberries and ice cream

>>212597019
Due to woke

>>212597113
sado incel

happy holidays

N

>>212597111
>>212597119
i see, cheers for the clarification

>>212597042
me too. thought tom would be a weak lefty but he straight up says islam is a made up religion and the koran is full of shit

>>212597097
are you running from him? >>212597086

If I was in that Holocaust, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that labor camp and then me saying, 'Okay, we're going somewhere safely, don't worry.'

i jave a GF now/.....

rorke getting his bussy gaped by his step mom's futa BBC

lasirena69
hot

>>212597173
yeah they seem like good lads

Do you reckon humans will colonise other planets one day?

>>212597206
Maybe mars, unlikely elsewhere

>>212597206
only in our solar system and no time soon

Goin back to the old house

>>212597182
Most jews were cowards like Simon Weisenthal, George Soros, and Elie Wiesel who helped kill jews and then wrote books about how tough they were. Useless lot that went to their deaths as cowards.

>>212597052
>>212597100
This?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYgSHOWNE0M

>>212597154
Just poor.

>>212597206
No, never. Nobody wants to live in a pod on the Moon or Mars, and interstellar travel is totally impossible.

>>212597056
i dont feel up to it. just feeling sore and depressed.

Quadruple lock the pensions
Get everybody paying for pensioners to lounge about and vote to fuck the country up even more

>>212597241
was just a joke mate

>>212597206
no

>>212597254
racismlad unmasked

Wouldn't be surprised if there were other humans in our universe

>>212597253
yeah

>>212597245
yes lad, thank you lad

>>212597206
we will go to jupiter's moons, asteroid belt and mars for resources and study but not live there
people will live in orbital stations with artificial gravity

>>212597254
it's people like this that make futa look gay

>>212597095
Something to imagine, interesting

>>212597245
You got it

i do like the brucies

>>212597292
Futa is not gay, I don't like it
t. gaylad

>>212597290
>people will live in orbital stations with artificial gravity
No we won't. Nobody wants to live on a space station for years and years, grow up.

>>212597249
>interstellar travel is totally impossible.
not really. it would be extremely difficult, but the main problem of making an interstellar journey within a few decades (accelerating to an appreciable fraction of the speed of light, then slowing down again) is pretty cut and dry. you wouldn't need to break any existing laws of physics to do it

rorke forced feminised by his step mom and shagged by his bully

The Verve created a brilliant original piece of music when they wrote Bittersweet Symphony

cronem

>>212597331
the infantile mong frog images again is it, baldie?

>>212597346
they stole it though

feed the biomass to the fish

Ran 6k on trails and now I stink

>>212597346
>original

>>212597354
be kind to our guests please
>>212597331
hey :)

>>212596961 (OP)
Why does an American own Liverpool FC?

>>212597292
you want to suck cock mate, i think that's pretty gay by anybodys standard

>>212597382
he offered the highest amount for its purchase

>>212597294
They say the nylon ones are durable but they probably tear with a lot of force, especially if you jam the gun in there aggressively. Leather is probably best.

had a few binpints at the pub
on the wine booze now
whot he hell cres its THURSDAy night

>>212597341
Nobody is going to want to live on a spaceship for their entire life mate get real

>>212597354
i do like the frogs
you should see the goslings i post on /tv/

Ukrainian women around my area

one of the worst things about trannies that they also expect you to know all their slang and abbreviations as well, for example "afab (assigned female at birth)" and "amab (assigned male at birth")
can you imagine waking someone up who's been in a coma for 20 years and telling them this shite?

moon looks amazing

190 would’ve loved labubus x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9j4y9TBmuE
ktim when out in public

>>212597422
you look amazing o.o

>>212597382
americans own half of the premier league

>>212597346
Love this gimmick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YrllfAMwHI

love is the best thing that exists
so feel it

Self inserting as a frog really is gay

anyone know what song this is?
>https://vocaroo.com/13QT3520OHYa

>>212597459
I did once and it was too powerful.

I am gay

>>212597402
have you seen some places people live their entire lives right now?

>>212597441
0_o

>>212597382
>>212597149

Yhe Binble IPA, 5.1%

>>212597206
Only if Whites conquer the planet.

>>212597409
Go on lad. Show us

was banned by jannies for a month for talking about Serbs

I ain't nothing but tired
Man, I'm just tired and bored with myself

>love is the best thing that exists
>so feel it

on the booze

We live absolutely rent free on /ck/ lads. Utterly conquered.

sorry guys I'm feeling a little horse *grabs a handful of ponk donk*

>>212597336
why not. at the moment the technology only allows for the bare necessities for a few people. in the future there will be artificial day/night cycles, green spaces, all kinds of things which support actual society and wellbeing

>>212597462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD1ENnVnMXM

>>212597528
never been there but have you ever thought that /ck/ sounds like /cuck/?

banger insult free for you there lad

rorke
just nah bruh

>>212597475
Oh? What's that like?

learning history and
>as we know bongs are made of native celts mixed with germanic invaders
>learnt frogs are made of native celts mixed with germanic invaders
so our countries fought like retards for centuries when we are basically the same??

>>212597547
yes lad, thank you lad

>>212597573
if you think you can post this you're sorely mistaken

umm

>>212597570
>He died
:(

>>212597392
I guess leather would be more forgiving for the force and a better fit so I'll have to get one soon, now that I've been reminded of the details

The jaguar (Panthera onca) is a big cat, a feline in the Panthera genus, and is the only extant Panthera species native to the Americas. The jaguar is the third-largest feline species after the tiger and the lion, and the largest in the Americas.

getting raped

>>212597154
why did you call me a sado and a incel

Reckon that only Rorke types would eat at the Farmer's Dog

Weeping Willow doesn't get the attention it deserves in my opinion and is often in the shadow of the sub-par Bittersweet Symphony, Lucky Man, or Sonnet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhVGO6c-pKM

steven hawkings done lots of shit at that island
you telll me

*stands at a market stall in the town square*
items for sale! items for sale!

>>212597613
nah there's a second book, he lived

>>212597575
>so our countries fought like retards for centuries when we are basically the same??
Yes our ruling classes used us as cannon fodder for the petty squabbles basically.

>>212597575
mate my school would fight the school next door just because they weren't us. it's in our nature

>>212597625
want me to call 999?

So this is rorke

*stomps through thread avoiding direct eye-contact while muttering to myself about how its a bittersweet symphony this life*

Listening to Mariah Carey - Music Box now

always thought stephen hawking was a yank because of his talking motorcycle's accent, and fairly recently found out he was english
they couldn't have programmed his voice thing to have an english accent? for shame.

>>212597616
Yeah, good timing I guess. Got mine from the near east, too tight to accommodate anything I own but the details are nice. 10/5.

lots of quite disgusting and ugly people about
they should stay inside dont want to see that on my streets thank you

>>212597206
No. I reckon we'll have the talent, means, and resources to be able to do it in ~500 years (assuming we see progress over the centuries comparable to what we've seen in the 20th and 21st centuries), but I doubt the willpower to manage it will ever materialise.

>>212597676
aye go on

>>212597651
*gets suckered into approaching your stall only to find a few worthless old nicknacks until you unveil a gay porn orb that glows ominously turning my eyes turn pink and I immediately drop to my knees and try to suck your knob as if under some evil gay porn wizard's spell*

did you know that your brain determines horizontal direction of sound by comparing the difference in time the sound is registered by your left and right ears?

uspie haaha

>>212597715
Toxic beauty standards lead to this

spainfat engorging himself on takeaway while posting some deformed looking animal for the 28323283th time on /brit/ alongside the description "so this is le rorke" while laughing to himself in his smelly taxpayer funded bedroom

>>212597733
yeah i did mate

Lost my virginity at 28 to a woman that looked like Ronnie Corbett

>>212597732
squawking

>>212597723
If humans survive for a long time then we'll have to eventually find somewhere else in space to live, because the sun will eventually grow and consume the Earth

>>212597715
That'll be the horde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iOGeCLpAY0

>>212597651
red:wave: selling lobbies 150 ea

sucking an elf bar

catberg keeps bringing moffs in

>>212597748
simmer down ronke

>>212597745
she is also ugly

>>212597743
nah what you cant just post that shit

I think the British should own their own sports team

>>212597811
MODS

>>212597761
almost lost my virginity to a chicken. mad really

>>212597786
keeping you safe

>>212597724
she wants to know where you are

>>212597811
i know what u are

>>212597745
Is that Jennifer Aniston?

steaming

>>212597700
Details are very nice, sounds perfect to me, thanks

moin

wouldn mind a troon gf who looks like anormal gf

was a really friendly cat in my old neighbourhood dunno if it were a he or a she but it would come running out from the front garden and walk around you and rub against your leg, miss my little mate

>>212597785
maybe you should suck a mental elf bar x

the village facebook group has been taken over by reform voters
much to leftypol's dismay
we literally don't have a single non-white in our village so I really don't see what their issue is

>>212597875
those are mostly fat lol

>>212597847
Kate Beckinsale of Underworld fame

>>212597896
The phrase no shit Sherlock comes to mind

What happened to him?

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/you%20best%20start%20believing%20in%20dystopias/

>>212597893
They've fallen for the Gammon Boomer News propaganda which is pumped into their living rooms every day

>>212597893
probably scared of what could happen

Double bill of Always Sunny as Season 17 Premieres tonight

ronke don't play about that labubu
he's weirdly touchy about it for some reason

people who have the telly on all day whether theyre watching it or not should be electrocuted

they have lions in india too in gujarat

Post um

would be really fun to be a corrupt /int/ mod/janny
you could just delete the posts of the people you dislike randomly and they wouldn't know why
can even ban them for anything since the "disrespectful of other cultures" rule means nothing

>>212597956
The 19 year old girlfriend does this

>>212597969
um

>>212597970
jannies cant ban, only flag posts for mods to ban

have a mop on my head
next time im going to the barber im just telling them to buzz cut it. fuck it

>>212597867
Yeah np :)

>>212597980
>>212597986

>>212597947
The last season was gash

Almost Christmas now

>>212596961 (OP)
Little girls ToT

>>212598005
yes this is why i posted mod/janny

watch gay porn for 1 minute.
tomorrow, watch gay porn for 10 minutes.
day after, try half an hour of gay porn consumption.
in a week you'll be up to an hour minimum of gay porn.

watch gay porn.

>>212597980
a bit of pavlovian shock therapy would do her good

>>212598044
>>212598039
>>212597986

>>212598044
im

Rangeban Finland

Why can't ן post files ;[

x + y = −4
x + y = 0

>>212597651
5 death cap mushrooms please squire

canada feels more atheist to me even though wikipedia says australia has a higher rate
i

shove thst up your arsehole you fucking bastard

I'm a gaytheist because women aren't real

mad how mousenonce died but someone made an ai of him

>>212598209
*mouseposter

>>212598164
um

i feel like glasgow has a lot of people whose families have lived in urban poverty since victorian times

Probably about time I got medicated for depression. Haven't been happy for most of my life at this point and it's got me bogged down lately.

>>212598081
Try from a different IP?

>>212598112
you cannot hadnle my mushrooms traveller

>>212598278
the "meds" just lobotomise you and cause brain damage

>>212598278
This never worked for me years ago so I don't bother now, pretty sure I'm becoming very depressed and schizophrenic or something

>>212598310
That's what I'm hoping for.

>>212598310
True, which is why I don't take my lithium and quetiapine

selling d skimmy 100k
(yes i know the "c" in scimitar is silent)

not going to sleep

>>212598266
Glasgow is an African city now. You may be onto something.

>>212598209
dunno
>>212598223
not sure
>>212598233
um
>>212598266
yeah
>>212598278
nice
>>212598289
alri
>>212598309
haha
>>212598310
true

Women going through a breakup and immediately writing a song about narcissism and revenge.

>>212598328
*shoves the pills up your arse*

>>212598353
*shits down your arm*

>>212598345
Anything in mind lad?

just sort of been sat here on my bed in my evil incel lair in a state of semi-consciousness for like 2 hours, i definitely wasn't asleep because i was watching /brit/ posts go by, but i wasn't doing anything or really thinking at all

>>212598335
*pulls the bottom flap of your jim jams down, and proceeds to spank*
Off tay bed with you

>>212598329
stupid how that the best sword in a british made medieval game is a curved paki sword and not a battle axe or spear

>>212598335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8H-MXjRB2Y

>>212598394
ktim for 12 hours

>>212598394
welcome to my ENTIRE EXISTENCE

boiling over with blackpilled incel rage

>>212598414
How could the best sword be an axe or spear you fat fucking mong lmao

>>212598396
:)

>>212598289
I tried resetting my phones ip several times but it didn't work

>>212598444
Maybe stop trying to upload 'p then

we're so fucking cool

>>212598441
meant weapon

>>212598396
enjoy this post it's like how balloons and straws also don't have holes in

howling
https://files.catbox.moe/feldf5.mp4

>>212598476
Activeeee

>>212598394
Have no real memories that exist in my mind from about 2019 onwards. My existence has been that fucking dull, uneventful and ultimately pointless. 6 years since I did something worth remembering. Any TV show I've watched, film, album, game etc just goes in one ear and out the other too. Zero retention of anything anymore. Think my brain is done storing such utter shite (my entire life since uni ended)

>>212598481
virus

>>212598414
fucking tell me about it lad, always hated that myself
another thing that annoys me is when games set in a medieval europe-inspired fantasy setting and you can get katanas that are statistically better than longswords across the board (this happens in the fable games plus a few other instances i vaguely remember)

>>212597019
got a bit merry this weekend

I've done so much stuff I can't remember half of it

>>212598329
I remember the first time I bought a d scim from Ape Atoll, I saved up and sold a lot of my bank to be able to afford it and I decided to wield it to see how cool I looked, which meant that I instantly unequipped my monkey greegree. I was swiftly killed by monkey archers and almost cried.

>>212598472
Straws do have a hole you MONG

>>212598439
this.

>>212598481
mcafee telling me that mossad will get my information if i klarc this

First time I bought a d scim was in December 2024. I've been playing Runescape since 2004. December 2024 was also the first time I slayed the dragon in the dragon slayer quest.

>>212598488
we might be in one of them tangent universes like donnie darko, and any day now it's going to collapse and send us back to 2019 and make it so covid never happened
fingers crossed

The scorch begins

>>212598498
Literally me

>>212598499
chinamen had better quality weapons than europeans in the medieval era

>>212598513
>almost cried.
couldn't you just go pick it up?
didn't play 5000 hour clicking simulator growing up me

Big poo today

>>212598554
nah katanas are shit, something to do with japs not having any quality iron deposits on their little slanty eyed island

nice that the UK is cool and the rest of europe is roasting int it

>>212598389
Nothing specific no it literally just seems to be how it works.

See Beyonce's 2006 smash hit where women everywhere sing in harmony about immediately forgetting about someone as soon as you break up with them and treating men like a more complex version of a gigolo.

watching slop and eating slop

>>212598458
Then i would be attentionwhoring ;[

>>212598472
Straws have one hole thoughbeit

>>212598549
No mate I just have nothing to live for and spend every day doing the same transfer impermanent shite over and over again. I watch some shit show. Listen to some shit song. Play some shit game. Browse some shit sites. Watch some shit youtube videos. Have a wank and then sleep. That's my life. It's not worth remembering.

>>212598565
saw it on deadliest warrior mate. you're talking to an expert

>>212598555
The item allowed to you transform into a monkey to access the island and not be instantly massacred by them, there was no way to go back and pick it up, you'd have to get the item again which was an hour long ordeal so your items would despawn

>>212598519
no they don't
how many holes do you think they have?

>>212598598
Actually the katana lost against the European longsword on Deadliest Warrior so don't fucking lie about that again

>>212598565
they're really sharp is the thing, really good for quick sneaky attacks

Some seriously thick cunts in this general.

kino

>>212598591
i'm sure you're aware of this but you have clinical depression and need help

>>212598554
hahaha absolutely not
europeans revolutionized weaponry back then

>>212598601
1, you fucking spastic MONG absolute dunderhead RETARD

>>212598575
Enjoy love songs even if I am lonely me

Want to fuck a thick cunt

spastic mong FREAK

>>212598513
don't understand a word of this

i've been done

>>212598591
you a neet? this is exactly me but I'm hoping when I start toiling the routine will fix me

>>>/out/2828445
rate my 'ucumber

>>212598642
they have no holes, where's the hole?

>>212598672
shitepiece

>>212598635
Yeah but the funny thing about depression is it makes you apathetic to doing anything to fix it. I could call a doctor in the morning, tell them about the decades of suicidal ideation and staring at 4 walls all day and starving myself because eating is effort and all that and get treated. But I won't.

>>212598672
do you have any different cucumbers?

>>212598680
The hole is the entirety of the straw. If there's no hole it's not a straw. The hole is now the liquid gets from the glass/bowl/whatever into your mouth. It's one big long fucking hole. You fucking RETARD

>>212598584
Dangerous post

anyone who drive irresponsibly like diogo jota is a waste of a life. im glad he's dead

>>212598672
Fancy that up my arse all day <3

>>212598598
is that the one with r. lee ermey? could've sworn i'd seen a clip of him comparing the 'tana and 'word on youtube but can't seem to find it now, copyright niggers must've got it

>>212598712
im gonna miss his bible thumping here
rip diogo

>>212598667
yeah. Ive had a few jobs but never longer than a year. Been 6 years since my last one now. Can't even bring myself to send out a CV these days. Just waiting to die, basically.

>>212598709
you think that all the parts of a straw are a hole? you think that a hole can be a solid thing?

why do all the best football players come from mexican countries like brazil and portugal? don't understand why they're so obsessed with it

>>212598730
ktim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGMOX8NpuR0

wish my aunt raped me growing up
wish I had an aunt

>>212598752
You realised your mistake and you're too embarrassed to back down on it. Fucking pathetic. Not only are you retarded but you're a fucking loser to boot.

>mexican countries like portugal
brad

Ah yes neeks arguing about whether a straw constitutes a hole or not

>>212598754
This it making me so horny

>>212598754
Are you watering these properly?

NEW

>>212598785
>>212598785
>>212598785

>>212598711
Mmeant to type how am i going to attentionwhore. I'm tired goodnight ya'll ꈍ﹃ꈍ

>>212598712
in a fucking lambo too, what an absolute wanker

>>212598770
you didn't seem to answer my question
and no, straws have no holes, if there was a hole in your straw then it would leak

>>212598754
nice. im considering planting papayas

>>212598762
Kek same. I wish the woman from Evangelion was my aunt and would have inappropriate sex with me that I'll be too frightened about to report

*walks through the background of the thread*

>>212598960
*assaults you*