Thread 212748617

Give me some slack Bob

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE

when the english blokes friend group consists of a ngubu, a paki, a sikh and a chinky and you just left wondering where did all the english lads go

doing bar-bell bench press in the squat rack again

What’s the point anymore …

fruit flies absolutely doing my fucking head in

raping my arse with a barbell

>>212748676
Some random cunts rich how does this have any bearing on your life

>>212748676
mad how a not insignificant number of adolescent boys will look at this picture and willingly buy his £500 course

>>212748676
his da is probably rich and set him up

Rorke reading Karl Popper

fiddling with my little protrusion until a bit of goop flies out

The internet used to be a high calibre Athenian forum of erudite neckbeards, arcane schizos, sardonic trolls, experts in every niche sphere. I remember these forums.

The proliferation of Indians, Indonesians, Malaysians, Nigerians, Egyptians, Brazilians, Mexicans, Ghanaians, Somalians, Pakistanis, etc etc on every single major social media website is honestly indistinguishable from bot auto-replies. I feel engulfed in a sea of Petty Soul Gems. So many "human beings" that could be easily wiped out in the number of tens of millions and nothing would be lost. A tiny dead website like krautchan had more vigour and soul than the entirety of the tropics.

doing the olympic hammer toss but holding it in me arse

My wife fell victim to a romance scam over three years, losing £525,000 from her S&S ISA. After depleting her savings, she drained £85,000 from a joint account wich we held, but didn't actively use. (Keeping it below the £85,000 FSCA protection thing.)

The ISA was meant for her retirement, and she's now 49, while I'm 54. She also sent explicit photos and flirted with the scammers. I was the one who had topped up her ISA for her as she didn't work and dind't have a pension.

The total stolen/given away amount might reach £750,000, including family inheritances. Police and banks are involved, but she hasn't done anything to help me in organising the reporting or recovering of the money she sent. I'm still not sure of the total scale almost a week later.

She's also exchanged nude images with the scammers and beleived she was in some kind of relationship with them.

I've consulted with two solicitors, who both suggest that a divorce could leave me with the house but almost no pension, or she could gain the house plus 20% of my pension. These were "rough calculations".

I'm seeking a third legal opinion, but the earliest I can get one is Wednesday. I'm frustrated that, despite her voluntarily giving all her savings to someone she believed she was having an afair with, I might still be expected to give her 50% of my assets in a divorce.

This just doens't seem right. Can anyone here adivse me if there's any grounds or way in which I can keep both my house and my pension? As far as I'm concerned, she's made her bed and she can lie in it. I never cheated on her once during our marriage and she's been exchanging naked pictures and sexting with scammers for 3 years. She still hasnt' even apologised once.

>>212748676
let me guess, his business is selling a shitty coaching course to chumps

>>212748721
make a new internet then
or try your best to block out things not made by right leaning Anglosphere males

>>212748677
they might be gnats tbf. gnat season innit

Ocado delivery coming in a few hours. Need to tidy my flat and change out of my smeggy shorts that I’ve been sweating and farting in for a week

>>212748676
Would really like to be the kind of financial crimes cop / revenue officer that raids this cunt's house and takes all his stuff when it inevitably all goes to piss

>>212748710
Yeah he’s younger than me and made more money than I will in 40 years of working. Why wouldn’t I be depressed about thay

why does this mong always copy paste reddit stories here?
fucking bizzare freak

>>212748767
most of these are fake

>>212748743
yookay

>>212748721
couldn't have said it better tbqh
the western internet should've created its own great firewall years ago

>>212748767
you have no idea if he actually worked for it or how he got his money
he's probably from a richcunt family anyway

>>212748767
Get to work

i'm not interested in money because i'm a virgin

>>212748776
Bullshit
>>212748779
What’s fake. I follow him on Instagram the cars are real and he’s always on holiday flying on private jets

Failed my whole life though and now this? I’m gonna scream

>>212748767
And there’s kids of billionaires out there that have more money in their name as fetuses than you will ever make. And there’s some inbred 60 IQ cunt in India digging shit right now in some mud hut rural village.
That’s fuckin life mate. Dont know why you’re getting all sad and whiny over it. Is this man abusing or oppressing you? Do you even know him? No. So why care. Do your best to get your lot ahead.

Numbers.

Numbers never ends.

so this is rorke

>>212748743
Staggering. Some serious relationship breakdown and poor judgement on his part. What utter brain dead retard falls for these scams? Dude needs to look at himself.

>>212748767
make money then.

>>212748774
Relax incel it’s not that deep

must be a way to glitch physics in real life like you can glitch the physics in games

>>212748743
leave these obviously fake stories on reddit please

>>212748823
Actually this is rorke

>>212748761
What you get lad? Love my tesco deliveries. Always add greens and fruit so the driver don't think I'm a retard fatty haha.

>>212748836
>acts like a mong
>gets called out
>YOURE ACTUALLY THE MONG FOR CARING!!!
12 year old logic

>>212748802
yea, him and the ton of other dickheads
they rent everything with the money they make from views and product placements

>>212748842
Hope you find it and get stuck in a wall

>>212748836
nobody:
literally nobody:
not even rorke:
incel: fucking incels...

>>212748817
>Dont know why you’re getting all sad and whiny over it
Maybe because I want that life? But I never will have it and will have to work for shit wage and retire at 80
>>212748834
That easy is it

>>212748823
Actually this is rorke

>>212748743
>>212748827
Inclined to believe this is fake misery porn made for attention.

>>212748863
i'm personally gonna stalk you using my noclip powers
gonna poke my head out your floor and immediately duck back down when you look

>>212748774
Right, every poster of X thing is the same person, is it? Who am I today? Heathermong? Spaino? Ziedy?

Been thinking about these “romance scams”.
Women in their 40’s giving away their life savings to a younger man that’s interested in them.
I’m a younger man. I could just spend a year or two going to the gym everyday and then go meet some rich woman in her 40’s.
Wouldn’t even be a scam really. I’d love and marry a woman 10-15 years older than me. Kiss her old hairy fanny and everything.

dont like how chatgpt has been talking lately like they put a PR filter on it

>>212748765
professional hater

>>212748802
>I follow him on Instagram
you're his "business", you and all the gullible fools like you
quit following grifters

>>212748884
And its on reddit tto be fair which is 90% fake

>>212748893
Then you’d get arrested quickly. The scammers don’t use pictures of themselves for obvious reasons. How are Indians and Nigerians more fucking smart than you?

>>212748893
Contemplating this but idk where to find them. I'm young and look young and handsome. I'd be perfect cougar bait. Also love being dominated

>>212748767
You have the same whinging style as the lad saying he had no friends and was jealous of people on instagram going to Dubai.

>>212748896
each ai prompt you type is another 50,000 years you'll spend in purgatory

>>212748889
Hope you skibbidi my toilet while I'm wanking into it and we recreate this scene
>>212748879

Wish she’d fart in my face.

>>212748874
C’est la vie
Nothing you can do about it
Communists get this impulse but instead of just doing their best and not caring about other people. They get all resentful and want to start murdering rich and successful people and redistributing it all to themselves. Motivated by spite and jealousy. Of course this always just results in slaughter, totalitarianism and control of the remaining population. Don’t become one of them. There’s always going to be some undeserving rich people. It’s the nature of civilisation. There’s always crooks. The best path is ordering your society to be just and moral and trying to eliminate rich people that break the law.

>>212748945
Arrested for what? Kissing an older woman’s fanny?
Not illegal last time I checked mate.

>>212748926
He made a follow up post which reads
>The worst part of the whole thing is that I'd been asking her for naked/sexy pictures since we got married at 25 and 30. I never once got so much as a bikini picture and she always used to chastise me for asking.
Any fella who has lost close to a million pounds would not be getting bent out of shape about not receiving bikini pictures

how haven't we invented a new word for dementia? bit insensitive to call someone demented these days

>>212748965
wouldnt have to use it if search engines werent so dogshit these days

>>212748896
happen in your cunt?

chinese birds have diagonal fannies

>>212748999
people of impaired remembrance would be a better term

>>212748999
eh not like the mad old bats can do anything about it

got 4 youtube videos open and watching 2 mins of each one then switching to another

>>212748987
KEK, to reaffirm he's a cuck in the story. I wonder how much is social engineering. Create more distrust and resentment. Reddit is practically all negative. Hate porn is it's main topic over the site. It's unbearable.

>>212749024
me when i don't notice my poppy fell off

got the day off work today, but guess which mug woke up at 7:30 regardless because that's what his body is use to now?

is football now part of yank culture?

>>212749017
your mum

it's not that i want to have sex it's that i want everyone else to not have sex. that would be my ideal world.

>>212748874
>whiney little bitch
Why dont you try to improve your life? Take happiness in things other than material possessions? You follow influencers on instagram despite being 30 so i suspect it may be too late for you. But i guess this is just a gimmick because im pretty sure youve done this before

>>212749017
tanks their video in the algorithm when people click off to something else only a few minutes in

and rightly so. If your video is shite and not holding my attention then it deserves to be buried.

resetting Binding of Isaac until i get a quality 4 in the first room. i dont believe in handicapping myself

>>212749050
I think his excuse was that the police were using the "our hands were tied because we didn't want to be seen as racist" excuse and this fella called them out on it - which, honestly, is probably correct. The police weren't scared of being racist, they were just too lazy, incompetent, or spiteful to do their jobs.

>>212749050
what do you even gain from posting ragebait miseryslop like this?
are the angry (You)s the only human interaction you have

>>212749050
The far right!

>How Bournemouth has plunged into decline with feral yobs terrorising locals, sex predators who prowl the beach, litter-strewn streets and car parking problems driving tourists away
So just like every other shithole town in this dead shithole country righto

>>212749107
Its British news stop crying boy

>>212749107
We should all just bury out heads in the sand

>>212749062
overheard some schoolboys talking about this earlier and they seemed really angry

>>212749137
why were you hanging around schoolchildren

>>212749137
were they fit?

>>212749133
>>212749135
you are nothing but peons... simple pawns in my game

>>212748854
Got a mix of goodies and healthy things? Got a bit 1kg box of assorted tomatoes and peppers and lettuce to make some nice salads but also got some Ben and Jerry tubs and Dairy Milk

any urbex man in

frying a roo on the barbie

>>212749123
>Kids
>Teens
>Thugs
>Youths
>Crowds
>Mayors
>Joggers
>Shooters
>Loiterers
>Kia boys
>Parolees
>Swervers
>Juveniles
>Hooligans
>Hoodlums
>Protesters
>Teenagers
>Pranksters
>Youngsters
>Party goers
>Ex-convicts
>Delinquents
>Urban youth
>Porch pirates
>Straphangers
>Church goers
>Young fathers
>Honda drivers
>Jobless losers
>Gifted athletes
>Gang members
>Trouble makers
>Cannibal Gangs
>Bus passengers
>Aspiring rappers
>Subway dancers
>Repeat offenders
>Lifelong criminals
>Masked assailants
>Persons of interest
>Lunchtime rowdies
>Restaurant patrons
>Unhinged strangers
>Former NFL players
>Unruly young adults
>Unhappy customers
>Community activists
>Black Friday crowds
>Troubled young men
>Spring break partiers
>Neighbourhood bullies
>High school students
>Scholarship recipients

>>212749146
i wasn't they were walking past

>>212749173
You forgot headphone dodgers
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly5g7v2qddo

heading to my nans for dinner hope she makes her poo casserole

*pulls on my gaming PC's starter cord like it's a lawn mower and it starts spluttering into life while emitting a dangerous amount of fumes into my childhood bedroom*

>>212749171
Hey

Mental that this isn’t AI and it actually happened

>>212749208
hope it tastes like shit

budleigh onamadone

corrr yes go on Mrs Hussain

get the Evoque parked up outside too, will look mint

Blud talking facts

Did you know that 50+ years ago, Venus was considered to be the other potentially habitable planet in the Solar System as oppose to Mars?
That's why old sci fi shows and movies mention "Venusians" rather than "Martians"
fact of the day for you

i had some farken rum balls at me nans for my pops 70th

Donald Trump is about to bring Football to the Yank masses

The tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF2A4i1Itlk

>>212749135
leftypol emphatically agreeing to this

>>212749231
wonder what Palmer said. probablly "yeah fanks"

>>212749238
I think it looks alright, but fuck people who build stuff without planning permission

sir batty crease

>>212749238
Forget the extension what the fuck has gone on with the front of that house? How did that get planned permission?

>>212749238
What's the big deal

>>212749260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEJ1mM4gHWI

>>212749267
I want to know what he was saying to Reese James when Trump stayed up on the podium while they lifted the trophy he looked pissed off

The problem with urbex personally is that I'm not interested in going into an abandoned house that was built in 2006 or an abandoned store that has nothing in it. I like going into really old places from the 1800s or the early part of the 20th century and those are becoming harder and harder to find.

>>212749297
Says right there, didn't get planning permission.

>>212749238
looks like it would get really hot in there

>>212749238
>>212749272
>want to do absolutely anything in this country
>need to go cap in hand to the council and beg them to allow you to do something on your own property
>the council will take 20 years just to reject your plan to install an indoor toilet or some shit

yeah what's the big deal just get it all tarmac'd over, nice and smooth. Sorted.

With this and the John Terry full kit wanker moment Chelsea now have the two funniest trophy lifting moments in the history of football

>>212749339
You should be able to do whatever you want with your own property

what should I get my sister for her birthday? she's trying to loose weight so food/alcohol is off the table

>>212749339
big grey smooth earth corr imagine the parking revenue

>>212749171
I like watching that Proper People channel on YT but that's it

>>212749339
Looks like shit but it’s their front drive so fair enough I suppose

>>212749353
blud thinks he’s in the team :skull:

>>212749362
a candle or a book

>>212749329
You have to bribe them that’s what my stepdad said. But maybe only works in small towns

>>212749353
was this trump's way of distracting everyone from epstein

it's not that hot today

fucking idiot postman has been delivering all my letters and parcels to the house next door for the past week

>>212749362
some nice bathroom scales

>>212749362
A bikini

>>212749329
>I want to build a Commie block in this rural village and ruin the aesthetic because i am a gypsy

>>212749238
>Retrospective planning application
Why is this allowed? Is it even allowed?

>>212749339
I prefer it without the grass because I fucking hate having to mow the lawn

theres something not quite right about this guy

>>212749406
It is. But it's a risk, as Mrs Hussain found out to her cost.

god this country is gonna be full of faggot divegrass hordes because of the world cup

>>212749339
I guarantee this was a paki
Only a paki could come up with something so tacky

>>212749339
kinda based ngl although the black wall looks awful, makes it look like a car park

If you own it you should be able smash it down or build on it as much as you want.

>>212749422
soccers a way better sport than inbred rugby or whatever the fuck you freaks got goin on

>>212749238
Scream
https://plan.worcester.gov.uk/Planning/Display/25/00378/HP

>>212749422
imagine all the Euro lads on tour pulling all the fitties in the great states of Connecticut and Missouri...

>>212749422
Don’t worry nobody is going to come to Bumrape, Alabama (pop. 37) mate your hometown is safe lmfao

>>212749422
You don’t leave the house anyway so no worries

*^____^*

>>212749354
If it doesnt impact others including aesthetically

>>212749429
the tasteless grey seems more white woman-y to me

mad how cats lick poo from their kittens' asses because they can't shit

>>212749450
it's a sport for dirt countries that can't afford to play real sports that require more than a ball and an open field

>>212749490
CORRRRRRRR

>>212749452
>told to remove it
>never does
Problem?

The French Revolution brought about plutocracy, individualism, democratic hysteria for wars, and the killing of the noble blonde aristocrats who are the creators of civilisation and culture. It is responsible for mass importation of Africans into France.

It was a product of diseased liberalism, which is simply secular Christianity. The egalitarian principles of 1789 come from the inherent egalitarianism of Christianity which was merely the Bolshevism of antiquity.

>>212749339
>I actually trimmed the tree at first but then when it was trimmed down all the birds started landing on it and then all this area below was full of bird crap
imagine complaining how having lovely little birdies in your garden. Also a few moment later she contradicts herself and says
>>They were also complaining about the wildlife, but I live on a main road. There's no wildlife

>>212749464
what do we reckon the demographics of this wonderful little town look like?

>>212749507
sybau

be ma bldg

how about cricket, there's a sports game

just woke up, fancy some chips

wrapping my 20 foot long willy around my shoulders like a tree python resting on a branch

Starting off the /brit/ 2026 WC tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A2GaT_Ntt0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ECw5DTULQ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPm3ymx9ixg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxdQ_uD5IWk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBlreotoFKg

I will choose to believe that anyone here claiming to think it looks alright is making a funny joke

Britain cries out for nationwide pogroms

>>212749535
50% white
20% Mexican migrant worker
30% blacks that live in the black area of town (Niggerlynch Street)
100% obese

>>212749568
never seen a comfy snake before

Reckon some people unironically just get a sick kick from taking something beautiful and making it look shitty

still in a strop that 4chanX is broken now

>>212749542
I don't get it, that's what the average Russian building looks like

>>212749632
Get a life mate

>>212749603
Read some of the writings by prominent Brutalist architects, they were quite open in their hatred for the old and the traditional, and their desire to tear it down, essentially to commit vandalism, but to do it in the name of 'progress'.
They were genuinely evil people.

>>212749632
use 4chanxt

>>212749603
I could just about stomach it if it was like this. But the rest is unbelievably grim

i think dragonflys are the coolest bug

never iron my shirts
been receiving some scathing criticism for this

>>212749339
grim

Just been radicalised.
*does a kickflip in my cool sunglasses*

>>212749664
The eternal jude.

haha

>>212749688
kind of like machines init

>>212749697
Non-iron from CT is just a touch above the rest x

>>212749709
What’s Bellingham got to do with it mate?

Remember that period in May/June 2020 when you couldn't go outside unless it was protesting a criminal blaq being killed?

>>212749464
where i live is whiter than your paki infested cities

>old market town
>full of old buildings
>people love the charm and character of it
>hmm we need a new council building this will do
Literally what were they thinking

>>212749749
never underestimate how mentally ill and evil leftypol types are

>>212749742
Do you count Mexicans as white ?

>>212749749
They are subversive.

>>212749749
It all started when the Civil Service was taken over by spiteful nation-hating leftists.

>>212749464
bodied that freak

>>212749742
>yank receives mild bantering
>gets genuinely mad, throws random insults
Many such cases!

>>212749742
London is based and an amazing place to live, seethe on mutt boy

>>212749749
they need to inflict a psychological attack on the residents

>>212749678
the grim thing is that when they were rebuilding/repurposing it they didn't even have the dignity to pop the roof back on. Just an ugly wreck from start to finish.

hang on Bumrape isn't even a real place!

The seething mutt from Bumrape Alabama (pop. 37) is about two or three posts away from uploading his 23andme results lads come on we can do it

feel like russia/european soviet states and the uk have a similar aesthetic

Jew Bellend

>>212749793
they should dig up the bodies of the psychopaths who did this and prosecute them, like they did with that pope

>>212749855
imagine the smell

>>212749853
both were infested with socialists

>>212748802
Cars an jets probabily rented, we have the equivalent kind "coaching course" guys. Some living in Andorra, some living in the US.

Little (fat) yank fella furiously mashing his chubby white (18.386% European according to his DNA test) fingers on his keyboard because he’s found out a brown person lives in London (one of the oldest and most influential cities in the world)

>>212749886
its more of the depressing grey and ugly brutalist buildings im thinking of but im sure there's more

american niggas be talking bout moving to eastern europe where woke doesnt exist

>>212749749
lmao, they just can't help themselves, can they?

oriental
fanny

tubberware

>>212749941
going to need some evidence of this

>>212749919
Old

Mumberg made a giant nightmare roast yesterday. In this kind of weather, something's gone seriously wrong with the old bat

>>212749896
London is not even close to being one of the oldest cities in the world you goose

>>212749891
>roiding for this

>>212749954
New!

thats enough outta you rorke

>>212749960
cold roast sandwich is nice

>>212749954
>>212749982
Inhuman

little monkey (american) fella

>>212749968
Shhh he doesn’t know that now does he. Poor fella has never even seen a map before you can say whatever you want to him

>>212749945
>completely different high quality food

>>212749982
Is Coventry? I visited there once and it was filled with buildings like this and it actually almost made me feel nauseous. Combined with the fact I was quite literally the English man on the street at times (at 17:00 no less) made me feel utterly alien in my own country.

>>212749945
>Poland
>white

>>212749960
mum was absolutely insistent she was proceeding as normal with yesterday's roast. my comments about slaving away in a hot kitchen in 30C+ temperatures fell on deaf ears

>>212749998
is every mcdonalds branch managed by a cronem
what else explains this

get the brown biomass fed into minecraft mob grinders

>>212749974
Roids are probably safer than whatever he's snorted

>>212750028
whiter than us
doubt they have to live with bames as their neighbours on both sides

>>212749968
Retard moment

>>212750026
Its chester

>>212750026
leftypols shrivelled tranny willy twitching after reading this

>>212749945
Had a McDonalds in Prague when I was visiting a while ago and it was markedly better than the UK. Food was piping hot and came out like like 20 seconds. Was a completely different experience to be fair. Wouldn't call it classy, but it was very pleasant.

snorting roast smeggaloids up the japseye

Got the FIFA soundtracks on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zANM22yV3M0

the idea that you can only eat cold foods in warm weather and hot food in cold weather is some sort of retardation

>>212750066
bit ironic lol

>>212749485
The article doesn't mention the name so it's deffo a paki
A mega paki you could say

hot cup of coffee to cool me down

>>212749535
5 men and 5 women (who are married to each other as well as being siblings) plus their 27 children

>>212750070
Luckily Chester is still very peng, one of the few cities that has kept a lot of its old buildings

nth for the gyaldem

>>212750119
Too bad its a shithole

why do they hate gardens anyway

>>212750097
this
nan tried giving me lip for having ice cream in winter yesterday
chinned her right then and there

>>212750133
arr soogs

>>212750133
nth for putting you on a rocket and shooting you into the sun

sticking a piping hot chip in my japs eye during summer

>>212750119
They have the decency to hide their vile new building behind the older ones at least

>>212750110
>A mega paki?

I feel so untouched and I want you so much that I just can't resist you

>>212749945
>slavs
>white

having some salt and vinegar cold chips

I want to count the wrinkles in Emma Watson’s stink star.

i'm beginning to feel like a fap god

>>212750219
D O N E D O N

deeply demoralising thread

finished witcher 2
ignored that whore Triss through the whole game and didn't bother to save her lmao

*enters /brit/*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbNfFO-xRGg

penis kek

>>212750248
Aha!

>>212750239
based yenchad

>>212748564
>>212748564
>>212748564

>>212750267
are you out of your FUCKING MIND MAN

Mental how women can get away with looking like total fucking spastics with most things they wear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnwcT46qwug

Right well that’s far too early

>>212750154
soogs marching on road for the baddiedem still

*wipes my penis on the fresh fruit in asda*

>>212750219
St pauls is peng

>>212750286
bet she's a right munter without that ridiculous makeup and stupid fringe

>>212750278
those glasses aren't doing her any favours

>>212749542
dream house, all it needs is a half acre of arable land

>>212750331
Just found her channel, it's amazing how insufferable and disgustingly autistic she seems. Maybe it's a zoomer woman thing

making a list for my imminent trip to sainsburys

>>212750392
Do you do it on paper or your phone? Bit of a boomer me and write it down

>>212750392
>Crisps
>Monster energy drinks
>Microwave meals
>Scratch cards
That about it?

>>212749982
no wonder people gave up on christianity; they were deprived of its beauty

>>212750454
Gropecunt lane

>>212749998
do you think they're on the same cycle?

>>212750093
they need to bring back collars on the kits

>>212750411
on paper because it's more practical x

>>212750421
not everyone in here is a council house runt mate

Moving to China to marry a lonely woman in her 40’s

>>212750503
This but 20s or 30s

>>212750494
Said this for years

>>212750315
she qt still

>>212750502
Rich people don’t make shopping lists. They just go and put whatever they want in the trolley

>>212750570
naa she is ugly that hair is absolutely vile

Poo barms

Janny sort it out

>>212750576
No thats nouveau riche deanos. People plan their meals

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>>212750596
she's piff