Thread 211738686

SHALL WE GET THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

I HATE women, love them so much it's unreal

>>211738686 (OP)
please shut the fuck up

Enough microplastics in your brain to make a spoon
Neoliberalism did this to you
Reform would make it 2 spoons
The solution? Communism.

scared

big gaps
the world is aflame

Might fucking kill myself lool

my favourite poster hasn't been in tonight :'(

>>211738747
yeah?

>>211738758
same

>>211738767
No you wont shut up

>>211738739
Norwegians.

Big Boss is dead and you're laughing?

Might watch Rob Roy (1995) tonight

>>211738747
you might be right

>>211738792
scmraingj

>>211738739
WE'RE ALL ON THE CANS THE LOVELY LOVELY CANS

>>211738792
Have a great fishing industry

This is true by the way
The best thing about being in a nice area? It’s much quieter

>>211738767
nooooo, you're one of my best mates

>>211738772
I'm here now ;)

House and Wilson pretended to be gay boy lovers but i don't think they were pretending deep down

The C Programming Language

might go on holiday to georgia and armenia

>>211738805
Incredibly mid

blud think he did something
blud think he on the team

>>211738814
love me peace and quiet, hate me biomass

clicky pens are fun
mog pens with lids

all the love in my heart I can destroy the evil! :D

Imagine a woman kissing you without initiating it yourself that isn't your mom or nanny

>>211738834
tranny language

might not

>>211738832
Why can’t two men have a deep and loving friendship without the sodomites appropriating it and twisting it into something disgusting and unnatural?

Average yanks have no problem going "ooh bri'ish! cup o' tea wiv crumpets and fish and chips! its chewsday innit guvna!"
Yet none of them would dare say "ching chong ping pong I eat you dog! I rike fried rice!" while pulling their eyes at a slant.
Selective racism really when you think about it.

Desperately wish I were born a woman

>>211738814
why do POCs make so much noise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6YpOBJSKWY

Just had some chinky, got the 'pranos on, israel getting blasted with missles

>>211738855
poo gang? all are welcome to join (except keir)

>>211738894
Haha, that must be really miserable

I don't think women actually hate fucking. They're just more picky due to being women and having lots of applicants to the pussard

got blood all over the place :|

>>211738882
no, Kernighan is based

>>211738928
You said that 4 weeks ago

>>211738890
they're gay but platonically

Believe it or not but I feel no sexual attraction to women or men

>>211738928
young rape? happens mate x :(

LOVES A DEMON
LOVES A DEMON
LOVES A DEMON

>>211738891
also hear no one going: Oy vey it's a Sabbath and this here 2 shekel bagel is too expensive. I offer one shekel for it!

>>211738891
lol
I would say both

>>211738894
there's always time

>>211738945
bit gay

sending it LARGE
large

>>211738945
do you like puppyboys?

>>211738947
How does he still shit blood this lont after the fact?

>>211738805
Cubas not communist mate,

Some Social Democratic Bullshit, Basically like having Gordon Brown as a king for 40 years. Only booklets simp for this BS. Also they'd starve without Yankee Tourism. Soviet union didn't need that.

But they all love it cause its tropical bullshit. Despite it being one of the most racist places on earth. Ever wonder why all the leaders look a bit pale for someone from the carribean. Makes you ponder innit.

Also if they did end the blockade , SO what like they'd just be a sligthly less poor failed social democracy. Oh great we'd have Ecudor as an Island. Fuckin bullshit. No real communists in this country anymore. Just tiktok brain , know nothing posers. Motherfucker.

>>211738945
that's alright because they feel no sexual attraction towards you either

you can see the communists on the BBC trying to hold back their smiles as they report that the only shining beacon of democracy in the middle-east is under attack

>>211738999
done him

>>211738974
Wank...

berge

I have a fistful of emptiness

I wonder what he said to her?

Ey up love, ow do? What’s tha doing ear by yer sen?

>>211738967
A man can’t become a woman so im stuck as a failed male
>>211738919
It really is, thankfully it cycled on and off so im not constantly suffering

>>211738999
Trips of truth + screaming + sent him flying + bradley.png

I am NOT gonna go to bossman's and get a vape before they close at 10

I WILL not!

>Literally at a Lithuanian Christening lads haha

Had about 12 shots of homemade vodka already. I might actually die lol

>>211739014
lol based catberge
I might make one of these for mine

>>211738945
Just lying to yourself to cope

Fair enough, whatever it takes to get through the evening.

>>211739014
camouflaged so he can still hunt! love it!

ITS OVER THE NUKES HAVE BEEN LAUNCHED

>>211739048
Go on lad you know you want to

>>211739038
>Yorkshire man
Ah the famous Yorkshire phenotype

just downed two pints of water

>>211738940
Nothing gay about it
It’s a deeply unhappy and unfulfilled life. Sad.

>>211738988
All hitherto "communist states" have just been social democracy, state capitalism with welfare enforced by authoritarianism.
According to Marx a socialist state MUST ne internationalist, not nationalist, and must abolish wage labour and commodity production - something no socialist state has done.

>>211738988
GCHQ triggered lmao

>>211739069
already got me trainers on as I typed the post aha x what am I like

>>211739049
did you see canslad

I fucking despise women

>>211739044
C'mon, bruv. Bible. Eastern European. Russian. Sorry?

>>211739049
Don't care, Lithuania is not even remotely an interesting country

>>211739075
this nigga drinking H2O on god

>>211739068
BASED

LADS ISRAEL FIRED THE NUKES
ITS JOEVER

>>211739094
what did they ever do to you

>>211739073
What are you talking about?
This is what Welsh choirboys have always looked like

>>211739048
Gwt one of these lad real peng it's made in a lab and not weed at all haha

>>211739049
Where are all the people?

>>211739048
*Shoves a nicotine pouch in my gob*
I'm better than you.

>>211739094
Blink.

>>211739114
goodbye isreale

>>211739114
how will this affect seasideMARK's dole money?

why do they keep having the same conversation about the same blacks in every thread

any hamilton man in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERYukmba5Vg

>>211739127
I've had cheaper shittier looking ones than this and I turned me into a ghoul hitting it over and over again for days until it ran out

I'm good mate, not for me

>>211739048
>>211739089
grow up

locking catberg out for the night
he knows why

water gone down a treat

>>211739114
No they didn’t
Be quiet

Get him Israel
The little scripted who knicked my AirPods
Police did nowt but I know that I’ll have had justice when they stop appearing on find my

She wants a man with a costco membership

>>211739131
hello, permanent gum recession

>>211739103
that shit is separated by like 4 years

never bought a vape, should I get one?

>>211739181
lol based catberge
pls send pic

>>211739078
my honest reaction to that information

In actual news, Iran has started firing on Jordan too now because they intercepted missiles headed to Israel

ummmmmmm hi x

caberge

>>211739207
Iran away with your airpods

>>211739229
Approve.

God I need a bf and anal
Any incels anons itt who want me for a couple weeks?

>>211739275
scrombulating

>>211739258
99% of the world wants to live in peace, and I can't help but thinking most wars in the past 25 years were started because of Israel.

>>211739207
The uk is not 2.7k miles away from any point in Iran

I wonder if YouTube will ever truly stop adblockers and programs like yt-dlp from working.

>>211739261
please tell me this is a tranny

>>211739273
hehehe

>>211739258
>try to stop fight
>get heemed
many such cases

>>211739229
no, might be the biggest mistake of your life and that's saying something

>>211739258
Just checke d AlZeera and not true,

But isreal has started bombing Yeman,

Bit mad.

catberge

You have been teleported back in time.
You have 1 week in Miami in the summer of 1985.
At the end of the week you will be transported back to the present time, and any changes you caused will be permanent.
What do you do?

>>211739175
That's the fun part

>>211739273
lol based catberge

>>211739261
Imagine prodding each other’s crotches with your feet with her

>>211739330
Go on a mad one

thoughts on childless women?

>>211739332
Spit.

NUCLEAR WARHEADS READY TO STRIKE

>>211739261
That's a dude isn't it

needing boozed up

pope's dead

>>211739308
Yeah?

>>211739330
Find a way to stop Gorbachev.

If the soviet union where arround, there'd be so few problems in the world.

>>211739229
completely pointless and you'll get hooked on nicotine 100x worse than if you'd just smoked instead which makes it more difficult to quit than smoking

>>211739320
>Muh Qatari Al Qaeda affiliate news says it ain't real
Maybe trying looking at social media, or any of the actual video footage being shared by Jordanian live streams, or asking any Jordanians?
It's definitely happening

>>211739357
should have stuck it in an ISA

>>211739357
Average lad spends this much every year on fifa packs

>>211739357
why is there always some meme stuffed toy company that's popular for 5 minutes

>>211739378
Rat.

On the Stripchat again

>>211739330
Invent crack

>>211739394
Qatar runs the world. It is known.

>>211739394
Just did a scan of Jordanian snapchats and can't see anything, can you link.

>>211738814
This is more of a White thing really.

>>211739412
heavily advertised on tiktok/insta through influencers
moids then buy it up in their masses

>>211739448
.

>>211739439
corr need that fleece wrapped around my body

wanking my poo arse with my cock arse

The lads in /isr/ are celebrating not just the death of iranian civilians, but also the deaths of arab-israelis due to iranian strikes
Truly a sick people

>>211739330
Shag my mum

>>211739412
Business idea. Stuffed toys with holes in the bottoms

um

>>211739465
Pen. Take it.

>>211739448
Low class whites have loud dogs and listen to black music without headphones

>>211739480
hate them so fucking much, but they are based

>>211739480
I just have their flag filtered, vile ghoulish lot

gay nigger sex arse

>>211739448
Nah your just a richboy homebody.

Go out to a welsh housing estate and tell me is quite. Tardhead

>>211739480
>deaths of arab-israelis due to iranian strikes
That's how they always cope when kikes die

IDF headquarters got hit lol

>>211738988
>Also they'd starve without Yankee Tourism.
says right there there's a blockade

>>211739480
Ashkenazis are the virge timmy boys of the israeli world makes sense they'd hate arabs as they can't really hate the minority most virge boys hate

Wake me up before you go go

>>211739501
haha they're rocking out to the song I'm listening to haha x

Gorgeous

>>211739501
Its 5'3 and and an attitude for me.

>>211739551
CWJGKE

My favorite lazy slovenly lie of late being used by zionists to discredit their critics is to accuse them of having duel loyalty to Qatar. Without using projection, gas lighting, and buzzwords that have no meaning they would just have to admit to the world that they're part of a cabal.

Adolf Catler in?

>>211739540
You go via Mexico/Canada mogoloid. And during Obama you could fly direct
READ A BOOK YOU MORON READ READ READ , WHY COMMENT WITH NO KNOWLDGE.

wonder if i should free poo peeland

not hearing good things about this Israel lot

>>211739525
she looka like that slutty cat picture

>>211739501
the state of the labour force makes sense when you consider that these people are the gatekeepers for employment

Israel, MAGA, USA, Starmer... The Hitlers and Pol Pots of our time...

>>211739622
Is Egypt still going? filtered that nigga the instant he started spamming

>>211739649
australian skincare companies?

Before I give my thoughts on this whole Iran situation I'd like to know what side Ofcom is on

Starmer just announced that every male aged 18-30 has to report to a conscription board on Monday morning

mfw the brit boys are horny again >.<

>>211739688
old ass niggas (me) stay winning

Why are some Welsh people so swarthy?

>>211739705
we aint horny nigga, we fixing the Israel Iran situation.
Got our top minds in action

>>211739705
I'm not even horny, just got cock lust

mad how evil alcohol is

>>211739480
>>211739514
The Israelis should be an example that you can just do things

Take that Greta boat. Stopped by their navy, on a plane within 24 hours and deported.

No activist human rights lawyers or judges.

We get terrorists blowing us up and we do nothing, we’re just huge pussies. Compare that to gaza.

You’ve got to hand it to them, they don’t fuck around.

>>211739688
guess i'm a woman now

>>211739685
Based.

>>211739705
Is that a trannard? So crazy how peng trannards are in 2025

>>211739688
even the roadmen?

>>211739673
not them exactly, but you see the same kind in HR positions

Isreal is closer to Communism than Iran, so you know who I'm backing

>>211739685
both would get it

i was thinking today that there's a good chance that the right woman for me doesn't exist

It's time...final getsuga tenshou.

>>211739739
this

LIV
ERP
OOL

>>211739754
>Is that a trannard?
No

>cock lust
erm, what?

>>211739688
cant go to war. got a sunlight allergy

>>211739688
I'll fight
I'm 34 and still sprightly

>>211739685
Based
>>211739739
Trve

Canslad here with the update
I got the BIG cans, yes, lads, the BIG cans.
And of course medium chips since I already had some small for brekkie

>>211739789
you silence on the Israel and Iran debacle is deafening

Watching some microkino on the prototelevision

I'm easily influenced

bro what

Starmer just announced that every male aged 18-30 has to report to a bollock busting facility on Monday morning

>>211739843
same

Not raising a finger for this shithole until TRTNDTID.

ISREAL FOREVER

>>211738622
not really though, they just say if you invade us and we're going to lose we'll nuke you. thats basically the policy of every nuclear power

>>211739794
Looks like one. All germanic girls look vaguely masculine

>>211739739
Did they try singing don’t look back in anger first?

brick unmasked

>>211739843
@protect

>>211739685
I wonder why South Africa was ordered to desegregate racially, and turn over power to the native people of that area, but Israel wasn't. Real head scratcher that.

>>211739872
Boom.

I entered the inner sanctum of the zhonghou temple and consulted the wisdom of the heavenly scholars of the hidden dao
All of them told me the same thing; more dead pangolins, and death to israel

>get back from store
>forgot to buy mustard
>already in my pajama pants
these brats are gonna be PLAIN

>>211739832
always the same with you
cans chips latvian chebs
reckon you'd fail the turing test

how tall is too tall before you're a freak?

just done a little poo in my trousers

>>211739921
6'6''

does rorke think he's better off alooooone

Has deegz ever had a debate with sacked tranny?

>>211739906
Just go back out, lad in your pyjamas

>>211739913
I talk about the video games too and the computers and the toil and give advice
Not my fault you don't post here when I'm posting here

>>211739103
top: soulless groidspeak
bottom: soulful organic childish vocabulary

>>211739906
>mustard
good mustard like colemans, Dijon, wholegrain... or that watery mutt garbage?

>>211739921
I'd be a freak at any height mate

>>211739921
I'm 5'10 and people give me stares all the time

>>211739921
6'2-6'6 is build dependent, 6'7-6'9 NBA or freak, anything else you're fucked

>>211739921
6'10"
zoomers are very tall so the new manlet cutoff is 6'4"

I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A NEW ENGLAND
I'M LOOKING FOR ANOTHER GIRL

I long for the destruction of the British state.

>>211739872
>white people

>>211739357
3k is nothing for a collector autist. people spend more on CS skins

>>211738759
Only black migration across the entire world can fix this

>>211740019
Half the IDF are Saffers, half the West Bank settlers are from Brooklyn and Long Island

>>211739664
yeah, 100% convinced its a bot at this point

>>211740018
makes my blood boil

>>211739038
His BBC was to stressed by lack of pussy
He had an emergency

>>211740018
We live in a Tatchellite paedocracy.

drones keep circling my house all week and try and get in through the windows so i have to keep them closed even though its hot

>>211739996
I was 21 years when I wrote this song
I’m 22 now but I won’t be for long
Time hurries on
And the leaves that are green turn to brown

>>211739976
definitely true and not made up

>>211739122
You know English people will be deported back to England like he will be?

>>211740088
buy a water pistol and shoot hot oil at them

>>211740019
South Africa was literally overthrown by jewish liberals and communists retard.

Blacks are a bioweapon of the jude

rorke got dat dawg in him

>>211740018
definitely true and not made up

>>211739996
If your not looking for a new england, you'll never find another girl.

>>211740088
starmers britain

>>211740088
had a nightmare like this recently

>>211740138
Rule by incompetent bloodthirsty midwits.

>>211739439
Humiliating by showing my cage key in front of thousands

>>211740132
Hang yourself Nazi retard

already sick of summer and it hasn't officially started
when's winter

Iran is basically an Aryan NatSoc state.

consulting the map

>>211740167
How would you have stopped the boats fucking moron. They wouldn't leave ECHR so it couldn't happen. This is the fault of the goverment, not enforcment arms.

>>211740202
Really? I thought they were light skinned Indians.

>>211740171
if only

Hitoshi Ozawa is a famous Japanese actor and also a vocal proponent of trans rights in Japan
He said he'd been fucking trans women, both on dates and as escorts, both Japanese and western immigrants in Japan, since the 80s and realised they were just like any other women...

>>211740221
well that's it decided then

>>211740018
>>211740138
anarcho-tyranny

Gf can't understand how paying electricity bills or council tax works

Even at the shop she doesn't understand VAT

remember gangnam style haha

>>211740231
Machine gun nests across the southern coast.

>>211740249
trannies should all be killed

>>211740249
literally who

>>211740278
Kill yourself if you can't handle the real world nazi freak

>>211740270
was just watching a psy interview a couple hours ago from right around the peak craze of it
had no idea he spoke english and studied in america

>>211740249
Isn't he in Yakuza 0?

>how tall is too tall
5ft11
(I'm 5ft10)

>>211740276
Not Human rights act compliant, Try again

only wank to gay porn when i'm hungover

>>211740314
Yup

webmlad loves his webms

>>211740323
Human Rights shouldn't exist.

Zionism is marketable Nazism.

>>211740231
Put them all on a plane, land it in Kigali, force them off. What will the ECHR do? How are they going to stop me?

>>211740366
>>211740366
>>211740366

>>211740311
>Kill yourself if you can't handle the real world
literally what trannies do lmfao

>>211740132
Chud discovers Jews can play both sides

>>211740350
Well it does, and we can't pull out it while staying in the ECHR, Most of our internantional argreements (for example migrant returns with France), are relient on us being in the ECHR. Would make us a pariah, try again.

LADS
JEster hats will be THE "thing" for this winter, just letting you know

>>211740392
Oh no, not a pariah! Like America with their ice raids, or Israel? What a catastrophe. We would lose all of our soft power!

>>211740436
Neither Isreal or America rely on America for trade/law enformcemtn/defence. NOT A USEFULL COMPARISON

Try again.

>>211740590
Read what you wrote and try again