Thread 213128936

Canberran Architecture edition

poo smells lmao

>>213128980
doesn't

>>213129003
qt

>>213128936 (OP)
*Gulp*

All in here lads:
>>213127076
>>213127076
>>213127076

>>213129119
well you shouldn't be

>>213129133
phwoar

Was it mikey who talked about some other fella being his bank

So I've just hit "Unc" status

>>213130517
yeah his cum bank

incel fitness 2025 made me sick because i went outside for the first time in a month

Pre social media I would be a 6 maybe even a 7. Now I'm just an incel discarded among the rest of the pile.

>>213130466
It's actually done for tax purposes, as alcohol duty is based on %ABV so the big breweries realised it was more profitable to just brew under licence in the UK to a lower %ABV than to import the genuine product, but most consumers are completely unaware and still think the are buying an imported beer
It's a deceptive practise that should be banned.

>>213130567
what is that

just seen an oiled up gay bootyhole and cock on the log

>>213130539
did people point and laugh?

r/stopsmoking is no longer accessible to anyone in Britain under the age of 18

Off to Shadow Moses, anybody want nowt?

>>213129572
Who cares? They were traitors to fascism.
>>213129686
Yeah the grasping petit bourgeois type is absolutely loathsome.

>>213130569
WHO IS IT

Just seen a webm of a chimp gnawing a live monkey's face off up a tree
Starmer's Britain in a nutshell

>>213130577
The most egregious example is when Carling was reformulated with a lower %ABV, and Carlsberg Marstons just re-released the original strength Carling with a new label and called it Madri and marketed it as if it was a Spanish import.

>>213130585
>oiled up gay bootyhole and cock
just typed this into the search bar and ofcom sent a ballistic missile screaming toward my house

>>213130599
shouldn't be smoking before 18 anyway

>>213130603
one Hind D please lad x

>>213130606
who the hell is she

>>213130630
mad how vulgar and materialistic brown people are

>>213130603
some chaff grenades and a ration x

>>213130599
good
get the fags scarfed by the packet

I want to drink but I don't want to spend all of tomorrow doing nothing and recovering from a hangover

>>213130603
mei ling gf pls

>>213130666
rum dog

Where can I buy fags online?

>>213130675
you're obviously a pathetic dosser with nothing else to do so just embrace it

>>213130661
>brown people
He’s one of your own

>>213130591
you are such a tsundere bro

>>213130722
white people can be mentally and spiritually brown thoughbeit

Crazy how much Metal Gear died online
Back in the 2000s and early 2010s you couldn't go anywhere online without seeing MGS avatars, signatures or memes

just been to the apple store and bought 4 macbooks
going to use them all at the same time because im fucking loaded

>>213130726
the question was genuine

>>213130722
even if I was stinking rich I still wouldn't get Apple products

>>213130746
bratty little twink

what is the mot strangest thing to feel

You have to understand just how damaging losing two world wars is on the the German psyche

>>213130744
do you want a bag with that or will you just carry them

>>213130630
his way of making money? selling worthless courses to gullible mongs

>>213130718
got more things to do than you
queer

>>213130742
it failed to find a modern audience
this MGS3 remake may change that though

>>213130766
WW2 was a defeat for the White race as a whole, la'.

>>213130766
good day at the gym today. I rate it a 7/10. Look so fit in the mirror i would suck myself off if i could x

can't believe i got done by an aussie incel
it's over

to sacrifice everything in one's final hour

selling posting guide to /brit/ all yours for £300. bargain really

you are still here why

>>213130775
sincerely doubt it

>>213130722
Don't understand why people are like this

You couldn't afford a bag with all that cash you've got there?

measuring my success in macbook pros

Get the bloody poo pushed out of your gaping butthole Rorke

>>213130620
Probably due to socioeconomic factors

>>213130767
just going to carry them in my hands because im fucking loaded

Whatever happened to the New British Union? Their website appears to be defunct.

Remember quite liking their policies a decade ago.

Why are so many brits pathetic worms with no ambition?
As soon as something about pay rises in middle/higher earning jobs or fixing the 100k tax trap etc comes up, there's always a bunch of cunts saying
>well I wish I earned that much I'm fine on 27k maybe they should just be happy
Maybe the fact they aren't happy to bend over and take it is why they're on 100k and those dumb cunts are on minimum wage at 38 years old.

>>213130809
IT'S A FERRT

got ulcers in my mouth from all the boozing i suspect

>ban internet
>ban pubs

They REALLY want us fucking sitting there glued to the zogbox being indoctrinated huh

scroom

>>213130794
>suck myself
i've been learning yoga for this exact reason. dont give up

>>213130517
yes, pioneering a new field of study: mikeynomics
whereupon you sell someone an item for multiple thousands of pounds (eg a caravan), and then refuse to accept a lump sum of cash for it
they are now your bank, from whom you can withdraw any amount of that money they owe you at your own convenience

>>213130825
please stop describing my mum

>>213130826
its a goat you can tell by his little slit pupils

>>213130661
And yet he's driving a mclaren while you drive a corsa. Who's the clever one again?

why is /brit/ still alive?

>>213130773
No he does trading

>>213130582
An English Rose

>>213130825
Because this country is a classist hellhole where the wealthy boomers from 50 years ago retain all their power and it's incredibly demoralizing to the general population. It's only by having connections (or now being a thirdie) that you're allowed to get ahead.

>>213130842
i meant it metaphorically but okay you do you king

i've always just wanted to be left alone in real life

starting to think God isn't real

scroomigm

?

>>213130858
aI WILL CONITNUE SUPERFLUOUS PROJECTS FOR THOSE WHO NEED THEM

>>213130857
you're brown

Well, this is it lads. Quite possibly the last Friday of /brit/. How are we spending it?

Rorke waiting for the bus outside a retail park after a 10 hour shift at B&M

Leftypol cruising by in his band new Mazda mx-5 (paid for by motability because of his eczema) after a day at the beach

>>213130880
ahahah kektim

>>213130862
>coordinating your luxury outfit with your boy
Extremely homosexual behaviour

>>213130901
wanking and possibly pooing

>>213130901
Just did a poo earlier, as per

I had this in Belgium very nice I recommend

>>213130879
life is too short not to do the impossible. you know what kids these days say? yolo?

leftypol driving around in his pooftermobile getting dandruff all over the headrest

>>213130906
leftypol cant drive mate. did one lesson and gave up because he was too anxious

>>213130630
*DM's "Lush" to @FX_Deano98*

88

Just wanted to say goodbye, I always enjoyed lurking in your threads.

>>213130911
You sound jealous. Don’t worry, I am too.

>>213130968
shizer

scromgn

>>213130658
Ching Chang.

fit blonde at toil with the big wobbly arse has moved away to another town and i will never see her big wobbly arse again

Who's for the game?

>>213130869
My mrs's dad was a skint coal miner and now owns 18 houses
He
>went on the sick for a back injury before the strike so didn't scab and also didn't lose any pay
>got a trade in joinery after the pit
>a doctor crashed into him so to avoid going through insurance the dr agreed to sign off his vibration white finger claim for about 25k from the coal authority
>staged other car crashes with his mates for dodgy insurance claims
>dodge taxes as much as humanly possible

>>213130722
average apple user

>>213130984
Rude desu

s

>>213130843
Lmao Mikey what a fucking character

>>213130969
I wish I had his money but I do not want to be him

>>213130929
did you have it in the stupid huge glass

>>213130996
F

>log on
>/brit/ still here

Rorke freezing outside Hangar B after a double shift watching the Metal Gear

Leftypol flying past in his Hind D (got on PIP for lactose intolerance) blaring Rage Against the Machine

>>213130947
Speaking from experience are you Leftypol?

尖叫

leftypol hiding in a cardboard box

>>213130996
she'll be at the gherkin tonight

>>213130898
He is ultimately right though, you have to make money to be rich. You can't save your way to a lambo

zack de la rocha is a sephardic jew larping as a ghetto black rasta

>>213130996
used to work closely with a very attractive girl and when she left for another job I realised she was just about the only reason I enjoyed going to work

>>213131030
No I just bought it in bottles like that from the supermarket but I’ve seen the glass

So why isn’t there age verification here?

>>213131016
The only way to get ahead in Britain is to cheat, lie and steal - genuinely

>>213131054
yes. my experience of seeing anxious leftypol gimps unable to drive

putting a fiver a week away for my lambo

alri

>>213131067
will you be there?

>you have to make money to be rich.
paki wisdom never ceases to amaze

>>213131086
I got an education and a high paying job. I am however a jf.

https://www.reddit.com/r/femalefittofat/
https://www.reddit.com/r/femalefittofat/

COR.

Imagine looking like this and calling anyone a peasant. Captive dreamer looks like a dysgenic peasant built to dig ditches.

Leftypol switching off the PlayStation when Colonel Campbell tells him

>>213131104
no im tired

>>213131110
how do you its not a deano?

Guaranteed those cars are on lease anyway

>>213130969
yes I wish I also owned hugely overpriced clothing with slogans on that read like those knockoff Engrish t-shirts you see Asians wearing

Liberal politicians are, fundamentally, incapable midwits.

They are just empty suits used by capitalists who literally want to turn the world into a giant Indian slum except for paradise islands exclusive to elites.

Monstrous.

>>213131135
that's what you said last week

>>213131080
and you never asked her out, did you

>>213131091
Should be focusing on the road, not looking at yourself in the rear view mirror mate, no wonder you failed

They're coming for the 'fee

>>213131126
not allowed to see this

>>213131128
he look like he know a ting or two

>>213131068
what hadith is this from?

leftypol accepting romans invite to go bowling

>>213131135
Something going on in your personal life mate?

How's your mum doing?

>>213131128
He's got a fivehead.

EEHH

mad how none of the news are talking about the digital safety bollocks, all the smarmy 'take that chud!' types will be in for a rude awakening when they realise it affects everyone

>>213131145
You’re mad bro

>>213131128
Why's his head so fuckin tall

>>213131152
i know, im just tired, i just want to go home and relax

>>213131110
If you listen to a lot of people in the UK they will tell you investing is a waste of time and you should just save and be frugal

>>213131157
>hot brown liquid
Corrrrrrrrrr

>>213131157
leftypol paying money to read this

rorke refusing to let little jacob smoke his reefer in his comet

>>213131157
It's interesting seeing their physiognomy betraying their origins.

NS Germany was fundamentally correct on the mixed origins of the Chosenites.

>>213131192
they be sticking up those bottles up they arse

>reddit link
in my day, faggots got beat up for being faggots and kept it to themselves or stopped being queers
now they openly flaunt their homosexuality

you can swap faggot with redditor and the above statement still works

trying to get a free monitor from work. Not bloody paying am I?

cacklinglike a retard

>>213131157
>Read more Petty Gripes
Does that take you to the Guardian homepage?
*Have I Got News For You audience bursts into laughter*

>>213131196
I bet you'll be up all night posting your nonsense though

Like you do every Friday

How's your mum doing by the way? She good?

I don't condemn hamas

>>213131192
looks like fun, but those teeth look awful

rorke gunning down gay tony in the opening mission of TBGT

>>reddit link
>in my day, faggots got beat up for being faggots and kept it to themselves or stopped being queers
>now they openly flaunt their homosexuality
>
>you can swap faggot with redditor and the above statement still works

>>213131153
I was just happy to spend each day in her company, I never had any belief it could go further than that

>>213131192
Genuinely not jealous of this

They look inhuman

Cold champagne would be nice on a day like today though

>>213131263
The mudslimes bomb your buildings and you still want to suck their cock?
Just how pathetic are amer*cans?

>>213131274
Chortled

Saul of Tarsus was the Marx of antiquity.

>>213131289
you mean the jew aligned saudis that israel definitely knew about?

>>213131285
i understand

>The mudslimes bomb your buildings and you still want to suck their cock?
>Just how pathetic are amer*cans?

>>213131091
Waiting for the bus?

>>213131289
You think Mohammedans bombed that anons building?

>>213131263
Terrone, seriously, you should think about dialling down the Jew posting a bit.

You're reaching the schizo levels of Ziedbelg and Barneyfag these days

heavy mogging

>>213131289
t.

>>213131156
should have tried harder with this one

Is Diego still kicking about?

Glad to still be here with you lads

>>213131260
who is this

we used to call them americunts

It's interesting looking at depictions of the 5th century "Romans".

You can tell they were fundamentally different people.

dtfic - international /brit/ policeman

>>213131289
nice bait

>>213131145
that jacket is like £5k +

Imagine ofcum trying to fine Meta 10% of their revenue lmao
Would be comical

getting sent to sexual harassment training

pointless, already know how to do it

malaponte is a tier 3 hasan sub

>>213131135
>>213131196
we stan an honest crodie

>>213131373
look like italians

Most Jews might not live in Israel, but most Jews support Israel and believe it is core to their identity. Virtually all synagogues worldwide raise funds for the IDF. All Jewish institutions worldwide are Zionist. The genocide being committed is being justified using scripture.

rorke furious he didn't get a nice apartment after killing dwayne instead of playboy X

>>213131384
>it's expensive therefore it's good
brown mindset

they're coming for grindr

EXPLOSIVE
EUROPEAN HOME

>>213131384
5 grand to look like a complete tit

>>213131289
you're talking to a turbo confused mutt

>>213131403
*Levantines

>>213131399
thanks crodie

rorke playing caravan against ringo in goodsprings

>>213131417
HOMOPHOBIA

>>213131417
grindr but not tinder? bit homophobic

>>213131417
elon always cucks out

There are 39 states with anti-BDS laws and exactly zero that make supporting Ireland a requirement to receive government contracts

>>213131385
i almost forgot about fatpheebs

>>213131417
Then they came for the underage bussy....

>>213131394
They're not gonna fine the big companies.
The British government is entirely owned by billionaires.
This is about removing all dissent from the Internet.

They literally want to erase everything from before 2020.

dear god for the sake of humanity, stop the genocide in palestine

>>213131431
The party of god will win

So many women have those stupid little tattoos today. It’s disgusting!

>>213130806
the lifestyle and image is carefully curated for the get rich quick types. the message of that picture is "i've got so many gadgets i can't even hold them, whoa!". just having a plastic bag wouldn't market the brand in the same way

>>213131441
rorke stabbing easy pete using V.A.T.S and looting his straw cowboy hat

>Babepedia blocked

noooooo

>>213131242
lol they approved it. wagies keep on winning

>>213131475
fuck off, poser

Big fan of my bookshelf.
If I ever want a list of books that I want to read but never will, there it is.

>>213131498
what about wikifeet

leftypol reloading a save 8 times while trying to kill every Legion NPC in Nipton with a broken pistol with tears rolling down his face

>>213131373
compared to before or after?

>>213131498
>e621 still functional
it's gonna be OK lads

>>213131415
You think it’s shit because you don’t know what the 1% like, same way you probably think caviar is shit

malaponte, why don’t you just get netanyahu whacked?

>>213131527
for me it's killing vulpes right after I leave the tops

>>213131542
Kek

>>213131517
this but it's my Steam library

>>213131544
that fella isn't part of the 1% lmao. taking pictures of the private jet you're renting before the flight is PEAK not-actually-rich behaviour

Where you goin city boy

>>213131544
you're brown

watched watership down last night for the first time in years
feel like crying again just thinking about it
those poor rabbits went through all sorts

got a curry on the brew

leftypol killing benny only so he can wear his tweed suit

>>213131602
it's just a film mate don't worry x

>>213131602
bright eyes
burning like fire

I get not opposing Israel out of cowardice. Politics and principles are scary and have repercussions

That some take it a step further and cry about Israel's victims and think that Israel's victims want to come over and hurt them is a whole new level of being a coward and a loser

so have any of you bitten the bullet and given your face over to pornberg yet?

rorke wearing a thick woolen suit in the mojave desert

Rorke siding with the legion so Caesar gives him the validation his father never did.

>>213131580
He tall

leftypol letting all the ghouls into tenpenny tower

>>213131517
>>213131588
Just start you retards. It's not that hard.

>>213131599
talk a lot but don't do shit, eh?

>>213131590
Do you think someone on 50k a year can charter a private jet? Absolute fool

>>213131634
i know but it's simultaneously not real and too fucking real

>>213131615
i killed benny because that fucker shot me in the head. dont understand how cucked you'd have to be to let him live

>>213131662
lol what the absolute fuck

sick and tired of malaponte's hypocrisy
make the news or shut it

>>213131662
Nope, just using tor on brave browser

>>213131545
There was a failed attempt on his life just the other day
There's rumors his personal chef tried to poison him
His date with the hangmans noose looms...

>>213131662
nope, never gonna happen. For now it's laughably easy to find porn elsewhere, and if that changes I've got enough wank material saved anyway. Not giving my face or bank details to a porn website, just not happening

>>213131682
Busy opening and closing tabs and telling myself stuff I want to do. Sorry maybe next week

>>213131716
that’s not what hypocrisy means

brits need to get new food

Rorke successfully walking to the end of the microwave corridor

Can they ban vpns?

>>213131693
this

>>213131745
posturing, then

I oppose mass forced starvation of a group that never did anything to me. And I oppose the right of Jews to decide such matters. A power they can only have because they occupy and control the US government. The easier and more principled thing to do is simply oppose Jews period.

>>213131689
if your "job" is pretending to be rich? yes, absolutely.
you only think it's some megarich luxury that costs millions because again, you have no idea how actually rich people actually behave

>>213131738
ktim

>>213131780
then do that irl, quit boring us with it
take action

>>213131673
that was so dumb, your options are nuke a town or let ghouls slaughter a different town (which may have some bad people in it)

>>213131786
So you’re saying someone on 50k a year would spend 20k chartering a private jet for one time? Ok bud

I miss eating spicy food. Can you guys recommend me a place in London that will kill me with spiceness?

>>213131773
skibidi toilet

TODAY'S SCRANDLE IS ALL THE SAME FUCKING THING

Whiteoid red flags:

1. Feigned indifference to suffering, forced starvation, genocide and evil to maintain frame around an online tough guy persona.

2. Refusal to acknowledge Jewish control of US foreign policy and pretending that Jews are just another foreign tribe.

>>213131786
private jet charter surely costs like 20k

>>213131821
>20k chartering a private jet
screaming, absolutely clueless

>>213131828
any indian takeaway

>>213131693
I got him crucified, then occasionally visited him on the cross just to taunt him. That's the best option

>>213131819
megatroon deserved it
has a literal death cult in the centre and that annoying robot outside who harassses you each time you enter

3. Refusal to acknowledge the the Jewish role in the refugee crisis, blaming only Muslims and White leftists and characterizing all refugees as muslim.

>>213131846
hamas could just surrender...

eatig some chicken poo nanny

>>213131854
That’s a fairly big jet not one of those little shit ones with 3 seats and you have to crouch when standing up. Fucking idiot you don’t have a scooby

ok malaponte mate we get it

>>213131773
what in the goddamn...?

>>213131773
>>213131832
ain't that a kick in the head

>>213131890
They won't
You cant negotiate with terrorists (israelis)

I was watching a video on biggest culture shocks of foreigns moving the UK and a korean girl said her biggest one was she had to carry keys apparently in japan it's all iris and fingerprint scanners on flats and houses not physical keys and she was sad because she kept losing her house keys here

>>213131260
looks like me

>>213131865
alri pontius

>>213131903
carlos!

sensually sucking off an ice-lolly

>>213131917
well i guess they'll starve then

>>213131854
It’s like 4/5k an hour for those, and factor in the return flight too. Now fuck off and do one

>>213127076
>>213127076

rorke fixing snuffles leg

>>213131919
but they love keyrings and that so much

>>213131955
t.

>>213131747
if it aint broke don't fix it

>>213131946
*pretends not to notice but gets a chub on anyway*

>>213131895
you've been absolutely had mate. but sure, buy your little course kek

>>213131995
but it is broke :/

>>213131980
they're just rings in japan

New
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>>213127076
>>213127076

the new???!!?!!?!?!?!

Tomorrow I will wake up in a country that isn't
And I will never forgive jews for making it this way

right get the bloody new made and stop this tomfoolery NOW

NEW
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