Thread 212927317

girls night out 2 edish

good morning /brot/

/brig/ sub edition

sexually ejaculating

He watches (then spams) YouTube videos of women walking around at night as a replacement for him leaving his rancid bedroom.

sorry janny, arsed this one up my bad

>>212927385
toby

/brip/ sub sub edition

brat edition when

OP is faggot

Move here
>>212927350
>>212927350
>>212927350

>>212927421
i made a simple mistake mate leave it

>>212927317 (OP)
>/brot/
ajo geht nei

Solitude can be nourishing, but isolation wears the same mask

why the fuck are slags like that

>>212927421
Actual brits take precedent over foreigners it doesn't matter if he posted the new at 50 posts on the previous we are using his so get over it

finnish girls smell the nicest of all girls

Farting on my train set to simulate the 1995 Tokyo Subway Sarin attack.

labubu

anyone else shout /brit/ memes when pooing and wanking?

what's life as a chad

>>212927510
kek

>>212927537
no but i do think "fucking biomass" when i see biomass IRL

>>212927545
On the rare occasion I meet up with my normie mates, one's a chad, he's like "anon when I take a shit, guess what? I scroll on reddit and get into this crazy political shit haha I love it"
of course then he goes about his day as per
I'm just nodding along with him as if I don't do that 24/7 "yeah man haha"

>>212927550
Thanks. *bows*

>>212927550
don't often see that me, don't live in birmingham or bradford you see

Dans mes rêves, j'vends des millions d'albums, j'me marie avec Hermione
J'me réveille, j'suis seul et je suis qu'un homme
Pas plus haut que trois pommes, donc j'me rendors, j'me rendors
J'me rendors mais j'suis en insomnie
J'ai la niaque dans c'rap, j'en veux encore
Les organes du rappeur dans une amphore
J'les fais douter d'ma folie, c'est pour les blacks et les tou-bab
S'il te plait, ne t'étouffe pas, qu'est ce que t'as, mec? T'es tout pâle
Pourquoi tu me parles tout bas? Big up à toi en tout cas
Ne prends pas ton air coupable ou je vais t'ôter la vie
Et ouais, mon pote, j'suis comme ça quand je soulève une meuf
J'crie "Wingardium Leviosa"

are sky and some bloke

>>212927643
nul à chier

>>212927638
i literally shouted FOR FUCKS SAKE when i saw a muslim woman walking past my house

>>212927550
quite the addictive phrase i have to admit
often think it to myself while walking through the streets of central london

get the biomass housed, fed, and PIP'd

i think "based catberg" when i encounter a catberg in the street

>>212927694
based based catberg enjoyer

playing a Zachtronics game

i always say 'monke' whenever i see my reflection in the mirror

oi rorke, look at this :^ )

>>212927317 (OP)
those are the saddest asses I've seen on my life

>>212927751
mental how fast ethnic replacement can happen

>>212927772
how about these

>>212927738
hello sir i will visit malaysia in october
marunong tagalog doon?

>>212927751
Me in the white other ;)

>>212927665
Les filles disent de plus en plus "avec sa moustache, Bigflo, il tue
Dans mon cœur, c'est comme des montagnes russes
J'avoue qu'il est moche mais il a un truc" (merci)
J'en ai marre qu'on copie les States "damn, man, à l'Américaine, yes, we can
Le week-end, je mange des McCain avec ma best friend"
Moi, j'suis français, ouais, c'est moins cool
Mais j'ai du camembert donc j'm'en bats les couilles
J'coupe une baguette pas trop cuite
J'ai croisé Molière, il voulait faire un feat
Arrêtez le rap, allez jouer du banjo
Des fois, je leur vends quelques rimes sous le manteau
Avec mes Pokémon, je me balade à Kanto
Et les filles se plaignent, apparemment, je bande trop (oups) (no)
"Biggie (no) dis-moi ce que tu caches sous le Kimo-(no)"
J'ai le sang chaud, ouais, j'suis lati-(no)
Hier, encore j'ai tout perdu au casi-(no)

Get the reels scrolled.
Get the monthly subscriptions paid.
Get the vapes sucked.
Get the brand name clothing on.
Get the weather talked about.
Get the anger inducing news read.
Get the same day lived on repeat.
Go nowhere.

The Great Replacement is a debunked white nationalist far-right conspiracy theory espoused by French author Renaud Camus.

havent felt the loving touch of a woman in almost 10 years

humble price for the rocks and powders wrapped up tight in me nike trousers

find a wife

>>212927783
yep our island and people which were 100% white for 10,000 years is being dissolved into a race of half black spongeheads in less than a century

one time i wanked my wilard

>>212927818
Me and I want to kill myself

>>212927864
thats illegal

The loving touch of a woman is a debunked centre-left conspiracy theory espoused by feminists

>>212927824
yeah me too, hard to believe 2008 was 10 years ago

>>212927841
Wow a random cherry picked video of 1 woman complaining? I NOW HATE EVERY WOMAN ALIVE

>>212927793
Prostitutes with fake make up, surgery and hair? corrr

pint gf
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If I don't pass I will kill myself

How will the UK help the millions of children fathered by rapists from Africa and Asia?

>>212927937
driver's licence?

>>212927933
this kind of black-white hybrid borne of the late 80s doesnt exist anymore in the UK

J'me suis posé en Suisse calmement
Près des cygnes sur les rives du lac Leman
J'ai coupé mon natel pour pas qu'on m'appelle
Là-bas j'ai abusé sur l’emmental et la montagne de chocolat

>>212927819
Getting harder to agree with this nowadays

>>212927794
honestly? no clue haha. i dont go out that often

>>212927905
just like me fr

i will kill war guy and all his best mates that's straight

fat arse shaped hole has formed in my sofa
dont know how

>>212927981
Ah yes black men have stopped regularly breeding British women suddenly

>>212927818
Mad how I do none of these

>>212927991
c'est toi prignoule? on en rit encore de ton son

>>212928028
Good lad

>>212927995
do you still worship the british empire sir

>>212927818
how much of a dull normie do you have to be to be guilty of any of this?

>>212928003
Grow up

Me in the white other
Gf in the non-white
Children in the mixed

Still love the big H though

>>212928023
im not saying that
im saying that the culture doesnt exist anymore
the half negros that exist nowadays do not subscribe to the british ways of life

>>212928068
he would have hated you

I need to walk to the supermarket to purchase some alcoholic lager beers and then I need to walk home and drink them

>>212928069
bawooga

>>212928060
says the guy posting on 4chan at 5 am

Anyone else's cock piss sideways after a few drinks? Feel like punching it sometimes

>>212928049
prefer not to say and im actually not from here

they're just manlier and better at sex

>>212928108
Umm it always like this rorke

>>212928119
your balls just dropped mate?

>>212928114
which alcoholic lager beers will you be purchasing?

>>212928114
ktim

>>212928036
Non. Chuis un gangsta.

on the fruit and veg smoothie, getting that fibre and vitamins down the gullet

>>212928108
Is that normal?

Just paid ten grand for my girlfriends son to go to a private school

>>212928108
this is what they admit to, imagine how bad it actually is

Used to feel special drinking Asahi before and during covid. Now it's the staple mongo beer in every pub replacing even Stella. Hate it.

>>212928135
good grief

>>212928147
yh...

>>212928099

The modern zoomers don't even know their own traditions and the ESL brownoids are meant to adopt them?

>>212928102
Some of his mates used to swirl.

>>212928205
>Traditions
Nobody does that

>>212928118
i woke up early x

>>212928197
...yh

>>212928151
couple of these ciders most likely

Seething at video games again

these people are dangerous lunatics
https://x.com/MarkHiggie1/status/1944290487097311339

>>212928251
screenshot next time yeh

>>212928248
>2 ciders
Can't think of a worse booze session

>>212928250
what game?

>>212928285
1 cider

>red leicester flavour quavers

any crisp lads tried these yet?

just unleashed so much shit into the toilet bowl that there was literal steam wafting off it like a birthday candle that was just blown out

>>212928251
if they're out of touch how'd they get all those votes

>>212928295
Prefer not to say as it would make me seem like an even bigger mong for getting angry at it

Cider is for pussies too afraid to actually drink. Every cunt who drinks cider is guaranteed a little sissy twat

>>212928295
you just lost the game LOL!

>cider

rank

>>212928251
grok what are the demographics of her constituency

>>212928300
May as well buy a pack of Fruit Shoots instead mate

>>212928319
your mum likes it when i’m in cider

Which group is Labour out of Touch with

it's been 25 years since this fighter jet decided to dance

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752452822554202.mp4

brought up "sissy twats" unprompted award

>>212928317
this is a safe space, la
you can tell us

if a nasty little filipina bitch has spent her life running around fucking 100 different men what are the chances of her settling down and successfully being in a committed monogamous relationship at the age of 35?

Been off for months. Wife is away so posted here. Bored already. Used to spend four hours a day here.

>>212928321
Nigger cunt.

everyone on /brit/ just LOST THE GAME!!!
meanwhile the cronem didn't lose because they're with the m4s in the gherkin

britain is a boomer welfare state

this isn't /birt/ though is it

“festooned”. good word. not often heard these days

>>212928251
suspending her only increased her support bravo Keir

>>212928368
Naughts and crosses with the sisters bf.

so where is this massive storm everyone was going on about?

>>212928436
lonmdon been shook mate

>>212928436
weathering the storm

>>212928436
lonmdon mate

>>212928436
had 7 pints of the black stuff last night and can feel it coming from my arse later

cam barely breathe
this booze has done me in i think
might be ti for me lads x

>>212928372
why do you ask?

see this happen often in america but not here

>>212928416
looooooool
fucking your sister wasn't enough now he's fucking you too!
i'd die of embarrassment if i were you, no wonder you didn't want to say

>>212928436
it's right here in this teacup

*throws the scalding hot contents of the cup in your face but wait actually it was empty this whole time haha, a classic waiter practical joke*

>>212928251
Madness. Let me check her biography...

>Maskell is an evangelical Christian.

>>212927772
right is pretty good imo

>>212928436
lonmdon

>>212928314
Labour's actual base (migrants and their descendants) support that kind of rhetoric.

>>212928463
because I want to know

>>212928513
scorpion. nature.

Free Cornwall
Cornwelsh independence
Shed the yoke of your English oppressors

>>212928314
>Me dad voted for err labouerrr and is dad and is da and... I vote labour too coz their me team

Love when some little neek brake checks me because he thinks it will stop me tailgating him LOL

can't stop screaming "corrrr" and "phwoar" while watching porn

>>212928554
FOY

just invaded iraq, you lads want anything?

>>212928560
>thatcher did something 40 years ago that didn't even affect my family so fuck tories

>>212928576
some priceless historical artefacts

>>212928560
ktim

>>212928554
you don't know a thing about cornwall

>>212928464
Why are they doing that

>>212928561
you’ll end up going into the back of that person and you’ll be to blame when it comes to insurance

>>212928475
They haven’t hit puberty yet so he’s not.

>>212928608
Doesn't matter

https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content

It's likely that when the new online safety laws come into place that the UK government will now force all UK isps to block 4chan

rorke smoking pollen

>>212928602
>historical owner
but most of these states are less than 200 years old?

do brits keep any of the old ships from the royal navy

>>212928612
because black guy asked them if he could cup a feel

>>212928576
that troon lad

>>212928624
so you lost to a child?

We live in hell

>>212928624
feel like you might be a bit too young to be here then mate

who's closer to the truth?

>>212928663
live in serbia do ya?

>>212928627
two more weeks

/brit/ will soon have an iq filter
also people will have to behave or risk being banned

>>212928666
I’m 36.

>>212928655
yeah got one in my cupboard

>>212928663
the serbian govt hates its people so it's not surprising

>>212928670
they obviously won't stay in serbia, most of them will flee to the west

>>212928678
Soyjak party is actually going to be requesting ids for their red boards now kek

what if I'm so broke I can't afford a VPN

>>212928270
she's fit

>>212928670
This is happening all across Europe.
>>212928667
The Chinese, obviously.

>>212928626
i reckon it does actually
do you think most cornish people actually want independence?

>tell my family I have a girlfriend
>wooohooo hell yeah let's go son see how easy it is when you leave your room blabla
>tell them my gf is trans
>father bursts out laughing
>mother pretends to faint
>father says she "better have that shit snipped off"
>mother threatens to kill herself after "waking" up
>sister calls me a fag and says she could've hooked me up with one of her friends
>little zoomer brother LITERALLY says "sus fr"

>

>>212928554
meur ras patriot

>>212928712
Doesn't matter

>>212928692
Have to be 40 to post here pal

>>212928667
i don't know what the UK is truly like, but i do know that jappos get paris syndrome so there is a history of them being delusional

>>212928531
explain

>>212928716
well? Is xhe snipped?

>>212928436
they lied

>>212928716
screamnig

>>212928724
they don't have to tell us that twice. we'll do it!

>>212928697
>the serbian govt hates its people
Literally every European government does.

>>212928745
if you think a woman who's spent her adult life fucking around and jumping from man to man depending on how rich they were is suddenly gonna settle down for you, wake up

>>212928464
only thing that matters in the life is confidence

>>212928657
Is it really that easy

Mad how leftypol thinks farage is a Nazi

>>212928663
>The entire world being populated only by black men is bad

>>212928663
get them imported
can't leave all of them to just the UK and EU

can here the polis

>>212928787
It is, if you want humans to do anything more than live in mud huts.

>>212928716
batty man

>>212928692
not sure how your sister is so young then

>>212928787
asf

>>212928778
>only thing that matters in the life is confidence

>>212928716
wagwan for battyman
balls batty and dick

>>212928564
i do this when i see a fit bird in town

>>212928825
me on the right

>>212928663
I thought the balkans was safe from this. I was told all the white people in the west will move there when Western Europe becomes unliveable

>>212928845
built for speed

>>212928855
All European states are controlled by hostile elites since 1945.

catberg having a wonderful sleep and a little cat dream

>>212928775
rich? I didn't say anything about money

>>212928761
Kino

the wasps are fucking back the fucking wasps

Rorke getting angry that the Jews want every single person outside of Israel to have been born in Africa

>>212928879
GOD that's a nice fucking bum

Just did my first parkrun, only to discover i'm and idiot...Finished couch to 5k a couple of weeks to go and was pushing on the treadmill to hit that elusive 5k barrier and finally pushed it at 6kmph for 50 minutes on Monday. Felt inspired to do my first parkrun today, and discovered that the treadmill was in miles per hour, not km per hour so I'd broken 5k already a couple of weeks ago. Pleasantly chuffed with how cromulent my 5k time was unexpectedly today, coming in at roughly 35 minutes on my first outdoors run! Now if you'll excuse me, my legs need a long nap.

>>212928663
Median salary in Serbia right now is 700€. RIP

london underground today

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752931880396396.mp4

>>212928901
Uh Timmy please stop looking there or 'rone will have to put you in a wheelchair

>>212928819
Dad remarried a fillapina and had my sister 28 years after me

many many more

>>212928903
Well done mate. We're all really proud of you and how far you've come. Keep up the good work.

>>212928917
Too high for the Jews

>>212928814
>pretty face
>body of a washboard

>>212928934
oh yeah? and your inheritance is fucked yeah? I remember now.

i live in one of these. it's so bad you can't even imagine it

>>212928971
Tell the police lad

>>212928920
>the mental compass of women in the Anglosphere

Call me delusional but Swiss women would never come to rescue a criminal nigger

>>212928920
timmies going wild

>>212928989
nobody is rescuing him lmao

>>212928667
wooooah its crazy how people have different viewpoints based on the culture they were raised in

>>212928988
actually called the cops and was literally told that they won't respond. the council doesn't give a shit either

>>212928971
Romford Town Centre really?

>>212928920
the bbc hasn't verified this footage

>>212928920
biomass needs sedating

>>212928879
incredible arse

>>212928920
What on earth is happening

>>212928971
any rivalry between barkington and catford?

How to pick up Bi girls at Glasgow Pride?

>>212928920
fucking STATE of women

>>212929057
rorke

lurking in falmouth

>>212929054
Be black

>>212929030
black man assaults man hold a baby
baby drops to ground
white man attacks baby with help of fellow white men

>>212928920
Based
We are the masters, and they are the slaves.

>>212929057
literally me

>>212929043
thug nigs in catford used to be called the wild cats, GAY

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my street has turned into yuppie centeral

>>212929057
what is he suppose to do? get involved?
theres like 20 people there screaming and only 3 doing something useful.

she should mind her own business.

>>212929098
and those in barkington, the wild dogs?

>>212929113
lucky you

>>212929111
needs a booze added every 7

>>212929081
Why did he do that. Bit rude that.

>>212929113
be glad. mine turned to complete shit in the last 3 years

>>212928874
i miss my cat
;_;

>>212929057
enjoyed this post because it's an epic reference to the meme that only the cool memesters understand

>>212929113
lucky bastard

>>212928920
it just isn't tho
a man has a gun
must be new york

We're literally all in here lads:
>>212927350
>>212927350
>>212927350
>>212927350

right then lads
when watching a pornoid is squirt just the slag having a big piss?

>>212929162
China is more free

>>212929111
40 years, not a peep

>>212929113
Bet they're all white and raving leftypols

>>212929165
based retard shitskin

>>212929162
We're fucked

>>212929156
;)

>>212927317 (OP)
Why are all these nightlife in London/Manchester/etc videos always full of ugly women. Wearing revealing clothes isn't gonna save them

>>212929206
yeah

there's loads of porn on X formerly twitter so why don't they have to do anything?

I can access 4chan on my phone but if I hotspot with my laptop it gives 502 bad gateway

>>212929229
me?

>>212929285
ok

>>212929277
Do you really think the act is to stop underageds watching porn?

>>212929081
BNWO beginning

>>212929162
I didn't know they fined onlyfans, a british website
how'd they even fine them
you can't see shit without a credit card on there

>>212929211
mad how we'll be in the same boat with them and russia for censorship

>>212929277
hahahahaha. ha.

#1 story on guardian today
crazy how much this story blew up

>>212929271
no but alachol usually makes men fuck anything.

>>212929435
look like skinwalkers

sir alan pardew

>>212929435
it's unnatural for an older man to be with an even older woman

>>212929277
They can afford to pay the fines

>>212929533
holy shit lmao

>>212929153
:(

holy freakin shit balls