Ed Edd n Eddy Edition
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cant believe the leafs won this one
>>212878838 (OP)They are literally Canada, America and mexico
hello I just came to say ed, edd and eddy was a staple of my formative years
>go outside
>see a brown person
>day ruined
>>212878857Oooh ahohohahoheho Sam stop youre killing me my keks are in orbit im wheezing Sam
Macho Man Randy Savage says it's okay for macho men to cry
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>>212878857Sam was completely buckbroken
One time I said spinster has a rape fetish and she told me to knock it off
If you donโt play videogames in your spare time, I look down on you.
This is probably how Victorian elites felt when meeting illiterate proles.
>>212878857why did this spawn literally 100 threads on /tv/ and why did most of them reach 400+ replies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcZWSfKJ--8
today it is the Australian who keeps the yacht sound alive
>>2128789359/11 for sam fags
it was a very embarrassing display
>>212878838 (OP)Remember the last episode of Ed Edd n Eddy where they meet Eddy's brother and he's a piece of shit and understand why Eddy behaves the way he does
>>212878864Which is which?
An amateur breaks his bucks. A true master bends them to his will.
I am: The Last Buckbender
>>212878857>talk to Sam about Gorillas>he chimps out it gets better
>Samโs primate entourage is visibly disgusted by Samโs monkeying around>host is tough enough mentally and physically to resistxD
>>212878991Canada is Double D (gay nerd)
America is Ed (retarded)
Mexico is Eddy (short slimeball)
i should watch the matrix again
>>212878979I never liked that show as a kid, it was ugly and plain. It was like a skate punk video on MTV but for kids. I mean 90s skate punk, not this kind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ1RecSXXZ8
>>212878979the notion I got was that eddy's brother was some sort of turbo bully but they never showed him. I don't think there's anything wrong with how eddy behaves when there's proto trevor philips Ed
>>212878926Got a prank call once from the sperg guy in my old friend group, but it didn't land well and he got embarrassed and hung up. A week later I called him back and he was faking this alpha type attitude. Total fucking retard of a person.
>>212878979that episode was so uncomfortable to watch
>>212879020I know what you're thinking. "Did you dodge six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a fake made up matrix gun, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
>>212879057Same, I used to give a shit back in 2014. They took way too long.
>>212878935>>212878971Sam should've known better. The pod got cut to barely an hour and they had 5 people crammed in that studio. Harland Williams isn't really that funny anyways, his biggest accomplishment was drinking piss from a bottle in Dumb and Dumber, and that was +30 years ago.
I think Sam tried to get the show going because Harland is just a wet blanket but it didn't play out and none of the other guys really knew how to respond. I didn't even realize Eric and Alex were in the room until halfway through. Truly a shamefur dispray for all involved.
Where is the Brazilian neet
I haven't seen him
I'm still not sure who Sam Hyde is
>>212879082hopefully dead in a ditch with his kidneys missing, i hate his miserable incelposting.
>>212879042Eddy is a victim of abuse
>>212879077Who was the Latino guy standing next to Harland?
>>212879098Sam is funny and MDE is great but stop being a simp fag orbiter. That podcast was a travesty and if you were honest you'd admit it.
>>212879132Talking about him is gay as fuck though
>>212879108so is Ed and it's a lot worse
gotta have a jones for this
a jones for that
this running with the joneses
man, it just ain't where it's at
>>212879077Cope lol, sam flipped a desk and assaulted the host. Literally the only reason sam avoided jail is because harland is such a chill dude and managed to keep the show rolling.
A recommendation from harland would have opened doors for sam, instead he made a fool of himself and proved why everyone sam ever worked with was right about him.
>>212879101You're so mean and hateful
Slovenia: Europe's armpit (or maybe its groinpit, since Italy is a boot)
just realized I don't care about any of this shit
goodbye
>The Epstein story is already dead
lol
>>212879196see you tomorrow
>>212879188at least we know how to get down like those hillbilly cats from Memphis, bubba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yBitIOoRbs
what do they eat in canada?
>>212878781
>>212879142No it's not, what a shit opinion you just posted.
>>212878838 (OP)Special Ed edition
>>212879173you don't even know how to use "cope" you loser
I wanna fuck the shit out of some 19 y/o BPD whore.
>>212879268What if some of the poopys get on you?
what's with certain men sounding like flaming homosexuals when they get drunk
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wow
>>212879308Huh, couldn't tell ya. See, the king cares for his fans, queer or decent. Watch out! Almost got you with my carate chop there, huh huh. Better watch out next time, bubba.
MARCELINE IS IT JUST YOU AND ME IN THE WRECKAGE OF THE WORLD
THAT MUST BE SO CONFUSING FOR A LITTLE GIRL
>>212879101donโt you dare insult incels
we are unironically the most oppressed group
>>212879308https://voca.ro/1gjCSUiOsHk9
I ESL'd my Elvis impression but I think my Elvis is pretty good regardless. I've even had fool's gold loaf, honey, uh huh huh.
>>212879360emotional nostalgia upon reading this post
>>212879231fried chicken tacos
Why are there no white trash kanker sisters irl to beat and sexually humiliate me?
I'm really not asking for much
Ever send an e-transfer and there's a technical glitch and the bank just eats your money and there's nothing you can do about it?
>>212879360https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhVUgq8LrCk
>>212879397>I ESL'dDon't mention it. Now i'll be reading all your posts with an accent
>>212879308Slurring sounds similar to lisping
>>212879404of all the fantasies possible, you wish to be a pathetic little worm?
>>212879266keep coping dude
>>212879400That shit was too deep for a children's cartoon
>>212879042>I don't think there's anything wrong with how eddy behavesHe's constantly scamming people wdym nothing wrong
>>212879427keep dickriding lol
>>212879424For a hot kanker sister, yes
wish they still made these
>>212879413this is just not possible.
>>212879455who am I dickriding and how?
>>212879413SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR THERE WAS A GLITCH SAAAAAAAAR WE NEED YOU TO RESEND TRANSFER SAAAAAAAAAAR PLEASE SEND TO THIS EMAIL: ranjitscammar9418742393812114645@shitmail.gov
bing chilling
https://youtu.be/RLgidLHCSk8?list=RDRLgidLHCSk8
It finally happened
I got COVID
Now I have limited sense of smell
i actually dont think its possible to have a long term relationship with a mentally ill woman, they end up lacking respect for you no matter what
Ate 7 tacos and 2 hot doggs
>Bill Gates didn't spend 20748 quadrillion dollars doing this one thing, he instead payed regular price for a regular service in a middle class way
HOLLY SHITTTT!!!! HE IS SOOOOOOOOOO HUMBLEEEEEE!!! OMG OMG OMG I GUESS HE IS NOT AN EVIL REPTILIAN ANTICHRIST BAD PERSON AFTER ALLLLL!!! WOO0OO0OOOOO0O0O0WWWWWW!!!!!!!
>>212879502I spent my evening blowing up masses of infantry with Flames of Azgorh and shouting challenges to giants in a Ray Liotta from Goodfellas sort of way. But Kholek Suneater still drubbed me despite the curses and bombardments I laid on him beforehand, by Hashut! Yet in the end it was his army that went to ZHARR NAGGRUND in chains! TRINAZ!
>>212879489now you're coping lol good job faget
>>212879480>>212879506That's the average Canadian bank for you. There are lots of horror stories you can look up of shit like that happening on the reg.
I relate to the part of American psycho where he starts sperging out about Whitney Houston because I also think Greatest Love of All is one of the best song ever
>>212879555I accept your concession.
>>212878857Is this the blunder that will sink me?
You guys better hope I don't see y'all irl because I will beat y'all bitch asses
>>212879535Um Bill Gates is literally saving the planet with vaccines and population control .... chud
He's just a loveable nerd just like you or me
learned e-celeb gossip against my will
>>212879568ooof you've officially lost when you post this. give up baby boy, you're out of your element.
>>212879565He was right about Genesis, they were a mess in the 70s, Phil Collins straightened them out, though those very early recordings had a certain admirable ambient music quality.
>>212879578Mde* fuck!!!!!!!
>>212879596based e-celeb gossip avoider
Reminder that my penis deserves to get sucked. It deserves a pussy
This is not open to negotiation. This is a right not a privilege
Day 2 of taking cold showers no noticeable differences so far.....
just bodied some freak orbiter lol
>the super cool pope didn't stone to dead a woman who spoke loudly in a church!
WOOOOOOOO0O0O000O0O0OWWWWW!!! WAS SOOOOO WRONG ABOUT HIM!!!
>>212879585youโre out of the loop
globohomo is anti population control, they want to flood the earth with cheap labour
experienced a gross and unjust humiliation from bossbergowitz and i want to blogpost about it
>>212878857Sam bros we've reached his downfall arc
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>>212879632What happened champ? Why don't you have a seat on my lap and tell us all about it.
My teeth are chipped and I'm embarrassed
>>212878857myopic gorilla
>>212879679why? why are they liked that?
I want to try eating guinea pig
>>212879628>he fell for it
Where do Americans get hotdogs from?
Iโm aware place like TacoBell exist for tacos, or KFC for chicken, and obviously burgers are everywhere.
But what about the hotdogs? Is there a McDonalds of hotdogs? Or does McDonalds sell hotdogs over there?
>>212879661you donโt look like that
we have big storms here in Jalisco,
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mfladpK0AA
>>212879691There are some local chains near me and then street vendors or vendors at sporting events
>>212879679move to the UK, problem solved
>>212879631They're reversing course but they were still the ones who laid the cultural groundwork for the crisis of extremely low birth rates.
>>212879691street vendors, my fav are the ones steamed
>>212879632stow a beretta in your ass and walk in the office and say "You wanna fuck with me? You- fuck with me, huh? Who tha fuck are you, huh? Well, on this day you're shit out of luck, pal. Today I fuck wit YOO!'
sudden urge to replay the entire bayonetta series
Did ratpedo die or just go to another thread? I seriously hope he is dead
>>212879661>>212879670i started working a peon job recently b/c i am desperate for money, and i got a surprise callback from a much better place. i talked to a coworker about it, and then suddenly bossberg calls me at 7PM to tell me he doesn't want any employees who are looking for better jobs.
he doesn't have the authority to fire me and told me he'll talk to the owner, so now i'm just sitting here waiting for a call or an e-mail telling me not to come in tomorrow.
>nice young landlady rents out summer cottage to what she thought was a family of 4
>finds out later the Muzzies she rented to actually have 10 kids
>house destroyed
Let this be a lesson.
>>212879718>>212879734I see. So there isnโt a nationwide McHotdogs. Kind of like us and kebabs.
>>212879686I don't know I think it's from eating super cold hard food
>>212879720Might have too innit
>>212879760a lot of local greasy spoons sell hot dogs
>>212879753yeah you shouldn't have spoken to anyone about it. lesson learned I suppose, but you always keep that shit wrapped up until you've actually landed another job and have it in writing, paperwork signed and legally binding.
THEN you give your notice and tell your friends at work.
>>212879756what's the lesson here, besides tmd of course.
canada canada canada canada canada coffee cristp canada canada canada canada coffee canada crisp canada canada canada canada canada coffee crisp canada canada
Should I continue my attempt at 100%ing Lego Star Wars? I got burnt out in October last year
>>212879760Sonic has hot dogs and are national but that isn't really their main thing
I don't think there is a big wiener stand across the states
>>212879803she looks so young and yet she is getting bald already
>>212879772She looks really young, and it was her childhood home she was renting out while she was at school.
>>212879803This is a prepubescent boy not a girl FYI.
>>212879786if things were different, they'd be different.
Who was in the wrong here ?
>>212879787Don't be a landlord, it's a job for psychopaths and scumbags. If you aren't one of those, you will be taken advantage of and abused by thirdies and junkies.
>>212879772It happens sometimes. I met an older lady years ago whose husband died and she decided to rent out the house and move into an apartment. The rent she paid was covered by the rent her tenants paid, and she made enough on top of it to cover her living expenses.
Junkies then fucked up the place by pissing on the floors, making fires, ripping copper pipe and wire out of the walls, and selling the furnace and hot water tank.
>>212879803excellent post
>>212878857I donโt know anything about this
>>212879819>This is a prepubescent boy not a girl FYI.With a golden butterfly earring?
Dope af
>>212879829What's gay about it
my dads hero is bruce springsteen
No one will admit this but my Al Pacino is on point HOO AH
>>212879854My dad's hero is Patton
He's a boomer you see
>>212879854YEAH THEYLL PASS YOU BY GLORY DAYS
>>212879823george Wallace
I am embarrassed of my heritage and try to larp as a different ethnicity
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>>212879822Try to put a positive spin on it at least. If the top dog who can fire you questions what happened, just say you don't know what they're talking about because you never said anything to bossberg about leaving so you have no clue why he thinks that. Then you casually suggest that bossberg confronted you about this when the two of you were alone and he even touched your shoulder, rubbed it and put his hand on the back of your neck. You felt him trying to force your head downward, maybe like towards his beltline or something, and when you pulled back he got angry and stormed off.
That's all you need to do. Casually suggesting bossberg is a homosexual rapist will likely be enough for them to drop the whole thing.
>>212879835nothing psychopathic about talking to your tenants and screening them based on the OBVIOUS
CHI will be handling my food this evening :)
>>212879206Itโs been superseded by orange manโs varicose veins diagnosis
>>212879892I do not like to lie, unless it makes me look good, or it's funny, or i do feel like it at the time.
>>212879892>Casually suggesting bossberg is a homosexual rapist will likely be enough for them to drop the whole thing.Not him but you just changed my life and this is a positive change
>>212879844Legos just scream faggotry for some reason not as in homosexuality but in a lame kinda way. Probably because it's oversaturated with manchild adults. I know you're not one of those because you are super awesome for some reason but ot saves time to put you in the same box. Sorry.
>>212879308in vino veritas
>>212879907you dont defeat communist CCCP propoganda by denying people the right to an education
>>212879880YOUNG GIRL'S EYE? OVA HEAH!
I was going to buy the Lego Death STar during the panoramic but that shit was like $700
i want you to know that your comments hurt my feelings.
>bossberg grabbed the twinkโs ass and ordered him to the office for scheduling again
so sick of this job
>>212879702The Raped show with Steven Colbert
>>212879941Negroes aren't people and teaching them english and math is a recipe for disaster
>>212879903She had screened the tenants. The issue is that the tenants had fake IDs they'd stolen because they're junkies who steal everything. My point was that she was a nice landlady, not that she should have ever been a landlady at all. She shouldn't have because she was nice and trusting.
Ergo, my original point about being a shitbag psycho having benefits in the world of landlords.
>>212879924My halfsperg friend told me some stories of when he went to a few lego conventions with some of his full spectrum tardfriends
Sounds like a nutty place, and apparently they fucking stink
>>212879966>negroes sure are dumb>better keep them dumb and illiterate>boy america sure is the land of the free for keeping people dumb and illiterate
Personally, I don't think orange man will finish all four years of his presidency
>>212879924Eat a dick nigga
>>212879966every black person and indian person I've met has been nice. does not happen in your country?
arbys niggas be like
we have teh meats!
The end of an era it seems.
>>212879989>better keep them dumb and illiterate Yes
>>212879968it's hard to hide the fact that you're brown in an interview.
havent seen a drugpost from arbys in a long whille Wonder if he went clean
>>212880005I dont watch this kind of slop I watch other slop
>>212879999>every black person and indian person I've met has been nicewomanbrained comment
>>212880024I hope he is still alive and FREE
>>212880019so you want to upgrade the hood to favela ghettos?
HE COULD THROW THAT SPEEDBALL BY
MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL
>>212879956Sirrah, I deign you are familiar with such feeling as are aroused when one heads on a course of inflammatory rhetoric, as it were. And 'tis in mine own heart that your words I cannot forgive, I find. Therefore, I propose a gentlemanly solution. The glove is off, good sir! You and me, you hear, squaring off on the heath at a time that is most convenient to you. You have your pick of weapons! As a gentleman I shall not deny you that! But come to that field of contention, and come on strongly, for you have my assurance that I shall not hold back! Adieu, until we meet again!
>>212880054We have both nowadays
Been eating a lot of healthy, natural foods lately and I'm taking great shits. Twice in a day sometimes. They've got great volume and texture, not too much clean up either. Truly embracing my white boy summer in every way possible.
How do I buy drugs on the internet ?
>>212880073and surely cutting off their ability to get out of the ghetto will improve society
>>212880005He's completely memory holed outside of 4chan
never ever disrespect the boss
>>212880096Just shut the fuck up
If I had a job I would spend all the money on toys and video games
>>212880095Unironically Google.
>>212880124find yourself a sugardaddy to spoil you
>>212880090My shits have been mucky and yucky due to alcoholism
>>212880124post a pic of your tummy and depending how i like it i will buy you whatever you want
>>212880149I haven't had any beer since last weekend and I only drank one. Alcohol really does make messy dumps.
>>212880139I would if I could
>>212880154Weirdo
>>212880154uwu buy me a gaem?
>>212880183>I would if I couldi think you might have a prospective one right here
>>212880154
>>212880154do you like fat old guy tummys with grey happy trails? UwU
Asking for a friend...
A hooker told me not on the first date
>>212880193RANDY
BO
BANDY
FUCK
OFFFFF!!
need to figure out how to not be retarded
>>212880209that sound like fuel for a country music hit
Jews should not be allowed to have their own country
>>212880198He won't buy me anything
>>212880216One piece SUCKS
>>212880233Great Neck, Long Island
>>212880256great neck, man! what you are proposing is patently ludicrous!
I don't hate any groups of people
>>212880267it works on at least 3 levels
If you have more lmk (let me know)
Cesar Chavez is an american icon
no cap it is kinda fake and gay how they're are pushing to take "milk" out of soy milk / almond milk / coconut milk / oat milk and etc................... those were always called that lol....... i dont abide by this language revisionism.........
>>212880236find yourself a sugarmama then, they'll buy you stuff with their ex-husband's fortune as long as you clean out their pipes and smash their cervix with your 12 inch hog every few days
you are fit and attractive with a massive penis, right?
>>212880149That was me back when I drank. Not an alcoholic but Friday and Saturday night was always wild
>>212880277Same but for jews
They are the only group of people I legitimately hate
>>212880256Strong Island baby
>>212880277do u "hate the sin not the sinner" tho?.........?
I like watching black men make out with white women
>>212880277But do you love them or are you just spineless
>>212880300I'm like late stage going to die soon alcoholism and i havent pooed right in a while
Hopefully i have one more 1 log 1 wiper before i go to the great big bar in the sky
>>212880295Absolutely would
Wasted another 60 dollars on gambling award
new nine inch nails song kinda slaps
My tea is steaming and it's raining outside
>>212880289But unironically, well more of a chicanx icon. Latinx have no clue about him.
>>212880360son, if there's an RPG in your hand there's a goddamn illegal immigrant SOB on your lawn, what would you rather keep, your life and your rocket-propelled grenade or your lawn?
>>212880389Im up $97 betting on baseball this month
>>212880393I soygaped when I saw the new Tron trailer
>>212880387lol why did he do that
>>212880416Iโm down like 600
>>212880387is that big hoss?
entirety of Civ6 is free on epix games store right now
your life was supposed to be the RPG option, dammit, and I'm actually a pro-gun libertarian IRL
You was in school I was on the block
running low on dude wipes
Negative XP is the only good incel band. All the others are too tryhard
>>212880507Just buy a bidet. I swear it changes lives
>>212880521pinkerton is still the GOAT incel album
>>212880494yung anon why you trapping so hard?
why all dem niggas cappin so hard?
>>212880530how is squirting water on your asshole changing your life?
>>212880530i should hire a filipino twink named bidet to be my bidet
Need pussy from a cute white twink
I think the coldplay concert cheating couple was a nice funny diversion from the goings on right now
>>212880507just use your bare hand like an indian
>>212880596finger lickin good
Gonna write to the depression chamber
o.O you need some serious help...
please help me i am fucking indian sir
https://youtu.be/g3x3qI5ttXg?list=RDg3x3qI5ttXg
ALL THE WORLD IVE SEEN BEFORE ME PASSING BYYYYYY
I stopped caring about how my vagina smells
Take it or leave it she is what she is
These mosquitoes are killing me
bought 2 mcdoubles for $4.50 using an app order
ate one and im already full
>>212878857Holy fucking shit, hilarious. Never seen a man bomb someone else's mind palace so hard.
>>212880507the cottonelle ones are cheaper.
when you think about it, neets are incapable of standing on business
Just got done watching BLACKED RAW
>>212880761what else is new, ranjesh
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAAAAUUUUUCCCCEEE
I came watching a video of a blonde blue eyed woman give a rim job to a muscular black man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0drF5zsTecQ
>>212880747GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP
https://youtu.be/27G-wokE3TQ?list=RD27G-wokE3TQ
I made canadian food for dinner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SNNbcG-ma0
I also watched a video of a blonde haired blue woman get fucked in all three holes by black men
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> Just got done watching BLACKED RAW
>I came watching a video of a blonde blue eyed woman give a rim job to a muscular black man.
>I also watched a video of a blonde haired blue woman get fucked in all three holes by black men
>insult indians
>immediately BBC spam starts up
hhhmmmmmmmmmm
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I love seeing the black men eat out the asses of white women and vice versa
I finished an exam about an hour ago and I feel so exhausted. Gonna somma caffeine to sippa then go for a strolla.
I feel really downcast.
Mood currentState = new Mood(downcast);
>>212880839wow, that nails it exactly
>>212880859I'd like to eat out your ass
>>212880863errorcode: line 1, 3
cant find asked()
>>212880863Don't care. Go away
>>212880480Thank you anon for letting me know about it!
>>212880828shieet between the JIDF and indians, the internet will be unusable soon
>>212880863yeah get some tea or coffee in you and sip it while I grope you
>>212880894sure. civ6 isn't as good as some of the other entries, but you can still have some fun with it
>>212880480I got fo3 for free from epic games. Based epic games.
>>212880951I've got 109 games from epic games for free, I missed a ton of the good ones and didn't take a lot of the slop games either.
I still buy everything on steam
just so you know I came up with the ol waistband trick all by myself
>>212880951why didn't u have it in ur steam since release in 2008???
i will never install epic gay store on my computer
I like watching blonde white women with blue eyes get spitroasted by massive throbbing BBC's
>>212880938do you think she cummed?
>>212880972I was kicked out of 109 different bars but it was never my fault.
>>212881004Jason please we're trying to have a nice thread
>>212881004go away and jerk off and then come back
>>212881022>>212881031stop giving him attention
>>212880923What about the Civ7? Did you try it already?
the aesthetic line separating prisoners of war and faggot twinks is very thin
>>212881071no. looks stupid and I don't want to support that. could pirate it but I don't even care enough to
Michael Jordan would spitroast Lebron or something
>>212881084only if you emasculate them, otherwise they're just men
the thread is edging for a new one
just keep going we dont really have to make a new fuck it
I am edging so hard right now. Might release a huge load of /cum/.
she could suck a goofball through a garden hose!
>>212881123Yes. I like the nostalgia
am a soft bitch ass sad boy not a fan of this current ultra masculine jock culture we're in
>>212881099I am Ukrainian