I expect he'd have fresh lettuce and thick juicy tomato slices perched between his asscheeks, maybe some peppercorn ranch drizzled over it all with a few seasoned potato wedges nestled in his taint to top it all off.

>>213954825
oh sweetie there's always 2028

>>213043038
me first tho

An amateur breaks his bucks. A true master bends them to his will.

I am: The Last Buckbender

Remember how there were suspicious flying objects hovering over New Jersey for weeks and no one would say anything about them and then they just quietly said it was just some drones and then completely 500% memoryholed every aspect of it and never spoke about it again?