Thread 212434493

Whitefish, Montana edition

Previous: >>212431762

i'm so high bros hehHEhehe
i smoked weed

gonna play some undetectable myers on dbd and have fun with it

>>212434520
same!

Redfish bluefish

>>212434522
crazy that game still around

>>212434493 (OP)
oh hey I've been there before

a murder of crows is forming near me
i wonder if it's just standard or if the fireworks are aggravating them and they're looking to move someplace quieter

>>212434535
That was one of my favorite books when I was 4-6 years old

>>212434529
imagine waking up and seeing this

>>212434551
Meh

Don't want to go to work tomorrow lads

>>212434493 (OP)
where is that

>>212434538
were you on a roadtrip?

>>212434569
not sure how to answer this question

I went skiing there once. Bad luck on the weather though. Skiing was okay on the runs I thought were manageable in a snow storm. My favorite part of the whole trip was the hotel. The big cool water pool and the hottub were in separate buildings you had to cross outside to reach. My siblings and I warmed up in hottub, ran outside in the snow storm to the cool pool building, dove in, then ran back outside again to hottub.

I forced myself to have sex with a man last night. Not a trap or a femboy or anything. Just a regular, grown-ass man.
I had to close my eyes and try to shut him out to the best of my abilities. His awkwardly bulky proportions, his arm and leg hair, his deep grunts, his rough skin and wide shoulders, all these things made it incredibly difficult to achieve and maintain an erection but after a great deal of concentration I was able to cum in him.
The wave that washed over me after I finished was unbelievable. I pulled out, stood up, took one look at him and immediately felt dizzy. I went to the bathroom to quietly dry heave into his toilet but managed to refrain from actually vomiting.
He wanted me to stay the night and talk with him some more but I left briskly, rambling about having to get home to feed a dog I didn't actually have.

Last night was the lowest point of my life by far. I let loneliness get the better of me and deluded myself into believing that it's better to fuck someone you are not even attracted to at all than to continue withering away in isolation, and now I know from hard experience how ridiculous that line of thinking actually is. But being alone is still miserable and my luck with women is so bad it's pushed me here anyway.

I want to die.

>>212434575
would

>>212434619
what if i just steal those shopping carts

posted it again award

>>212434619
because the latter are predominately found in rural or suburban areas not in dense cities
I swear europeans are fucking retarded

>>212434627
Most of big chain store places have immobilizers on them now. It's just a wheel that locks up when the cart leaves proximity of the store.

>>212434639
then i can just push it harder, or carry it

>>212434627
It’s a felony to steal a shopping cart

>>212434646
homeless usually steal from the smaller stores that don't have that kind of security

how many other countries have days where they light off fireworks and make it sound like a warzone? i know china invented the practice

>>212434667
we do that a few times a year, May24, Canada Day, August Long Weekend, Labour Day

>>212434667
It's days like this I curse the Chinese for inventing gunpowder

>>212434667
All of them

Back from my road trip
Saw this ancient soyjack

>>212434707
did you roadtrip to sharty?

just pooed after not having done so in over 24hrs
felt REALLY good...

you dont gotta fuck but you at least gotta suck

it was just so sudden and shocking, even though we never met irl, i'm extremely attached to them, i feel so heart broken i want to kms, like we been together for 8 months, and now i can't to them, i'm crying, i'm chronically online and have no friends irl as u might be able to tell

>>212434707
>Ye Olde Cobsonne

>>212434749
>them
troon moment

>>212434749
>them
LMAO

>>212434493 (OP)
My travel plans today

>Chicago
>Montreal
>Japan
>Taiwan

This lil Jew was one funny nigger
>"ALAS,"said the mouse, "the world is growing smaller every day. At the beginning it was so big that I was afraid, I kept running and running, and I was glad when at last I saw walls far away to the right and left, but these long walls have narrowed so quickly that I am in the last chamber already, and there in the corner stands the trap that I must run into." "You only need to change your direction," said the cat, and ate it up.

>>212434768
damn
is there enough time left for dubai

im back

>>212434715
Barkerville

the thing about anti-Israel leftists is that even though they are against Israel they still support other jewish things like LGBT, feminism, pornography, etc

Thinking about the movie The East starring Brit Marling and Ellen Page

>>212434796
>old thymey dentist
>it's just pliers
>all pliers

jfc

>>212434829
Fun fact the dentist was a nigger named "painless Jones"
Because they gave you a good dose of morphine beforehand

Accurate

>>212434842
more like nigger jones

I was on a boat today

the jews arent behind everything

>>212434776
I think Chicago and Montreal will be cool I might enjoy Montreal more because Chicago seems like the Midwest NYC

>>212434860
sure, just 99.95%

>jews control everything
>also jews aren't the master race o algo

>>212434857
based salty sea dog

>>212434863
its more like 10%

notice how no one said anything about jews and then suddenly a bunch of people start feigning victimhood for the jews

>>212434919
people were talking about jews though

>>212434522
GRRRAAAHHHHHHHH

*sneaks up n cums on u then scurries away*
>:3

>>212434953
i wish vtubers did JOI

>>212434967
those videos were fairly popular on /gif/

>>212435030
i like the one where some guy pees on a girl sitting on a bench lol

I never could have imagined a thread called /cum/ would be this gay

Would you betray your cunt for pussy?
I would probably. The U.S isn't worth much

>>212435090
No, pussy is overrated

>>212434667
Berlin on New years eve

>>212434829
Judging by the price list the business there is to yank all the teeth and sell a set of dentures.

>>212435090
Yes, if it were true love

It's just a nonstop rumbling of fireworks here

WE GETTIN ARAB MONEY
WE GETTIN ARAB MONEY

Look I get that your parents named you Richard but no one is forcing you to call yourself Dick

why are trans people always the butt of the joke
its not fucking funny

>>212435139
objectively the worst thing I've seen in months

>>212435139
oh to be so dumb that eating a piece of cheese is both a chore and a great pleasure
i wish him the best if he isnt a pedophile rapist

>>212435139
jason in 5 years

Finland Finland uber alles

>>212435161
>>212435159
Just some weird guy uploading videos almost every day with no views where he eats and takes his meds

Slender limber frame = high intelligence
Large eyes = high intelligence (except for Asians tho their eyes are large underneath the slit)
Because stronger eyes means more sensory input
High metabolism, high mobility= high intelligence
And vice versa for all the above

jason is getting it in with a hot 19 year old and you guys are just sitting here hating on a friday night
lol pathetic

>>212435201
Very bizarre fanfic

>>212435191
this cretin needs to chow down on the business end of a 12 gauge shotgun jesus christ

Jason will literally never lose his virginity

>pussy
>penis
>sex
>procreation!!!!!
We're such fucking monkeys, I wish I didn't have these emotions

>>212435217
hes just eating?!?!?!

>>212435201
No I'm not, I'm MGTOW and trying to install New Vegas mods

>>212435217
whats wrong with this guy

keep pumping

>>212435244
why aren't you making lewd threads on r9k again

>>212435234
we are just highly advanced organisms at the end of the day

yes mistress

https://youtu.be/EfnVoY6RHMc?si=c7j63sw6Px38jwZx
They took one of my favorite albums off Spotify :(

>>212435235
you literally can't do shit without someone wishing death on you

>>212435257
Why should I?

>>212435269
sickness of the times

>I'm MGTOW
interesting cope

>>212435271
I wish I had a sister who's underwear I could steal and wear

>>212435262
good boy

>>212435290
If you had a sister, you wouldn't have these thoughts.

edge for me

>>212435293
that may be so I don't have a sister

jason is such a dork i love bullying him

How do the "you wouldn't want to fuck your sister if you had one"fags cope when someone shows interest in mother incest?

i love edging and denying jason for hours

.>>212435318
Why are you taking a pro-incest stance?

I am going to reproduce asexually

>>212435329
So they sidestep it entirely and just attack you directly. Interesting.

i lost the key to Jason's chastity cage

>>212435342
completed it mate

don't capitalize that worm's name

>>212435350
but n-not mine, right..?

my phone did that automatically

Sexual intercourse, that it is merely internal attrition and the spasmodic excretion of mucus - such, I say, as are these impressions that get to grips with the actual things and enter into the heart of them, so as to see them as they really are, thus should it be thy life through, and where things look to be above measure convincing, laying them quite bare, behold their paltriness and strip off their conventional prestige. For conceit is a past master in fallacies and, when thou flatterest thyself most that thou art engaged in worthy tasks, then art thou most of all deluded by it.

I won't lewd post with Canadians because they can't own AKs or post anime and they're dalits.

you're so close keep going

>>212435368
you dont deserve one. only beta sissies like jason get one

throw your phone at the wall NOW

Jason has serious anger issues and should not be allowed to own guns, even if they are just cheap knockoffs

Jason should be castrated

finished gooning

i need to cum

>>212435381
DUDE
ANIME

>>212435386
>only beta sissies
oh...p-phew...

>>212435392
It is over

>>212435201
jason might actually enjoy deepthroat since he is 30% gay

>>212435343
Stop being obtuse
Don't defend incest, especially with your immediately family

don't @ me you stupid egyptbot

I've the reverse thing that poltards have
Poltards find jews behind every bad thing
But I find everytime i relate to or like an artist, a musician, actor, or a comedian everytime they're jewish
Sorry but Jews are clearly just superior

>>212435424
And just whoooooooo are you?!

Basically I’m a failson. Two years ago I’ve graduated with a degree in something that’s not 100% a meme. It wasn’t field that I’d call my passion (especially not after five years of studies), but history or whatever was never going to pay bills. At least that was the thought process. The thing is I haven’t been able to land any job. Certainly not any that’s even remotely prospective. There are offers but nobody answers back, even before I graduated nobody would answer me. Even after “spicing up” my resume it simply either seems like nobody actually wants to hire, there’s 200 applicants for every position or outsourcing to India/AI are already wrecking job market here. Maybe all three at once. Also I haven’t built much of a career and network while at uni, because of covid and my own idiocy/being socially inept. I’m no longer a student so nobody will hire me as assistant/trainee or whatever.
After graduating I moved back home to my parents so as not to pay insane rent sitting in the city doing whole lotta nothing anymore and be of any kind of use, and I have been ready to move almost anywhere within the country for a job. But this has been going for over 2 years now with 0 results, and it’s really fucking dire. Plus moving back here has robbed me of what little social life I still had. At that point I feel too ashamed of myself and pretend I don’t exist, hoping none of my older acquaintances take any interest in what I’ve been up to all that time.
Whole situation is doing a number on my mental and I feel like absolute fucking retard most of the time, and I can’t stop thinking about how many wrong turns, self-sabotage and consistently bad choices it took me to essentially drive myself into a ditch like that, on top of spending years on a degree I had minimal interest in to start with, and never figuring out how to apply myself better. This might be overly dramatic but it feels like life has passed me by.

remembering the time i absolutely bodied jason and he went and cried on /k/ and they stomped his guts over there too

he's still seething about it for some reason.

gn

jason has a micro penis

>>212435450
gn

>>212435451
>>212435451
jason IS a micropenis

havent readany of the last 30 posts

So glad I don't live in Texas

>>212435412
In Canada, you will be arrested for having this image in your browser cache.

>>212435461
He's a chode.

the best part of abusing jason is that he reads every single post

>>212435375
Why are you speaking like a Victorian era homosexual

It's called "cum" but none of you guys ever post dick pics :(

>>212435471
why would any faggot want to look at this image

Omg Jason Jason Jason haha Jason Jason!
I love Jason!
Every post should be about Jason! Rename this board to /jason/

>>212435490
This. Dalitleaf needs to get a life.

>>212435470
Texas is actually nice
T.Visit Spring often
>>212435471
I wish the penalty was death by firing squad where after you are shot your dead corpse is lynched

>>212435448
I'm in a similar position. Just gotta keep going. Those past failures are in the past. Just got to find something new

>>212435479
the quote is from the latte 100s AD

I tried to become Jason's boiwife but he said no

>>212435497
>Jon NOT SO TRON indeed

upset jason again award

>>212435508
the latte century? i wish i'd been alive for that! lol!

Jason asked me for sexy pics once but I refused because I'm not gay

>>212435508
>Latte century
With or without foam?

jason my gay son

Ty korea

FUCK i gotta get my dreads retwisted

>>212435572
Really hope you're black

i also read meditations.

>>212435572
Dirty white boy the song the person

I’m living in a box
I’m living in a cardboard box

>>212435572
Nigger....

/cum/ is dead for ever

>>212435638
No it isn't

>>212435638
SINCE WHEN DID LUJAN HAVE KNOCKERS LIKE THAT

my dog

>Casually calls Dems a bunch of Shylocks
Based

>>212435653
>Shylock
Sounds like a race in a fantasy rpg

If you were born in the middle east, would you be a jihadist or would you be one of those guys that wears a turban and sells fruit at a fruit stand on the street

>>212435652
pet that lil guy for me

>>212435653
he has such a kindly face
this is an example of what happens when a mean gay never gets let out of the closet

No not my nigga 4xtra

>>212435652
*pet pet*

>>212435667
I would be a Saudi Prince and use my immense wealth to pay high end prostitutes to sit on my face

>>212435672
Brother not every man has to remind you of your estranged father

does anyone else love russian girls? even the ugliest slavic bitch is beautiful to me. I hope one day we can live our cold war love story...

Discord fags out in full force tonight
I hope all of you disgusting faggots hang yourselves for ruining cum

don't know if there's an afterlife for us but i find it especially hard to believe there's an afterlife where you're reunited with your loved ones or anyone you knew

>>212435684
This but swole men. Yes! That is my type

>>212435688
Cancel. They lick the semen of GO!D. Med.

>>212435688
I love Slav girls but Russians are by far the least trustworthy, and usually bitchy

>>212435691
No idea what you're talking about

the afterlife is probably like grim fandango

jason contributes nothing of value to this general and so he must be bullied without mercy

>>212435688
im just attracted to women in general

>>212435710
He speaks with the spirit people leave him be

>>212435721
K.O.

ktim

good morning bros

>>212435733
It's 10:11 pm here
Whats for breakfast?

>>212435710
>>212435724
Don't play coy
You all type with the exact same diction
Gtfo cum NOW

There is nothing more reviled than the orc

>>212435740
You have schizophrenia bro

drinking milk

>>212435748
There he goes again
Drinking milk

You can lowkey suck my balls, nigga!

>>212435739
here it's 07:13AM
i don't have breakfast

least enthusiastic 4th of july ive ever seen

>>212435740
Take your meds bro

>>212435754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZXLLMbJdZ4

feel refreshed by old games like mirror's edge, sick of deadlock and valorant

>>212435721
then grim indeed. that setting sucked for almost everyone involved. the people passing on, the people sticking around, and everyone inbetween.

>>212435746
>>212435771
Gtfo discord fags
You're distorting board culture

>Mayfly
>don't ever seen any til June
>June bug
>don't ever see any til July
Who named this shit?

>>212435836
Why do you insist on doing a woman's job?

>>212435836
If...

>>212435852
nigga it says doctor on the lanyard

>>212435836
kwab

>>212435852
looks like a woman's hand tbf

>>212435863
Nigga did I stutter?!

Omagine a liteeal man goes to work and leaves to live his life and writes with his kwyboard to one person his entire life. Insecure asf. Hit and run.

>>212435836
Why are your fingernails female?
Show tits or gtfo whore

>>212435859
Would?

Keep getting recommendations of this „free photoshop edits“ page on Facebook.
It’s always boomers in the comments just slapping the image into chatgpt now.
Also the requests lol just had this one where a bihh had a stillbirth and posted a picture of her two alive children and one of the dead baby and asked if people can stitch them together

>>212435894
Excellent bot post. Very cryptic almost poetic

photography: the thinking man's hobby.

tfw no copepods

>>212435471
Cache, no. You import a poster of a similar theme maybe a ways lewder than that and customs will raise an eyebrow. Say if you were going to go to /jp/ and pop in to the onahole general, you will quickly learn that the box art the onahole comes in is, in some cases, problematic for Canadian customs (as well as some other countries I guess). For this reason, some sellers in Japan started allowing the option to request removal of the onahole from its original packaging prior to shipping to avoid this complication.

patriotic goon sesh?

>>212435836
>beeper
what year is it

Just hanging out.

>>212435843
i've seen june beetles that come out in may instead of june, but there's multiple species even within this country that are called that

>>212435922
Pick me up.

>>212435926
As Chicagoan the fact that New Yorkers just throw their filth on to the streets amongst the rats suggests that have more in common with Nigerians than they do with the rest of this country....

Jason's bussy is like 7/11: it might not be the cleanest but it's always open.

>>212435963
wasnt it some kind of lobbyist group that got rid of trash cans in nyc

I actually do have suicidal thoughts, but I don't let them blossom into anything.

Just quick things. Like I'll look at myself in the mirror like "yeah there really is no reason why I shouldn't kill myself". But as quick as it appears, it goes. Very strange.

Would never tell a therapist though.

>>212435973
Kek fr?

>>212435990
It’s because you’re chronically online

CUM MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>212436007
Nah.

>>212436005
perhaps

i still need to get in the gym thoughever

gnus not unix

>>212436007
This is my last jerk seshhhhhh!

>>212436019
Bad.

What became of him?

got my belly all cummy

>>212436035
He got splattered like Jackson Pollock.

>>212436035
Mortadella

>>212434520
>>212434528
DUDE WEED LMAO

had to crate my veteran because the fireworks were making him aggressive

>>212436095
haha, yes indeed my fine sir!

>>212434551
Grim

The cast list for the ‘STREET FIGHTER’ movie:

50 Cent as Balrog
Andrew Koji as Ryu
Orville Peck as Vega
Cody Rhodes as Guile
Noah Centineo as Ken
Jason Momoa as Blanka
Callina Liang as Chun-Li
Roman Reigns as Akuma
Andrew Schul as Dan Hibiki
David Dastmalchian as M. Bison

anime girls are kind of like chasing your first heroin high, it's just an insurmountable level of good that will never be real

>>212436116
>Jason Momoa
mr wooden acting that just has a career because he looks like a badass

>>212436116
whomst will play cammy? SS?

Fell for it again award lol

> open /int/
> browser prompt
> "Portuguese detected, Auto-Translate?"
brazilians are putting in work today i guess.

>>212436154
Like a Barbossa

imagine if we all cummed into a bucket then mixed it up and all took a shot of it

Smoking weed in the park and blasting this song: https://youtu.be/3h-JYx76QNM

>>212435572
Juggalo detected

Come out you cunt ! :(

>>212435647
Always
>>212435638
I will never get over hearing her voice. That man voice is horrible.

>>212436186
oh nice i love the show ER

>>212436213
you are a 54 year old woman.

some poor chap lost his fingers today messing with fireworks

>>212436225
يا عم شيل الدم ده

>>212436234
happens every year

>>212436225
smelly creature

>>212436239
no i think this was the first time that he lost them

>>212436186
used to like this song more when i thought it was french

>>212436257
yeah yeah and we all live in a simulation bro
it was all just a dream
darth vader is actually superman's father
schizo takes

>>212436238
hope you're fasting, brother
https://files.catbox.moe/a7i6dl.mp4

>>212436326
you don't look like that

>>212436420
yes he does I've seent it

>>212436431
how does he do that

>>212436443
he's a magic kot

>>212436443
do what?

baka jason

>>212436478
Kim Sook Min

>>212436526
it's over

please pound my little leaf bussy

>>212436630
new

>>212436542
kek

boobs
benis
you know all that shit

i only consume poo

309

good night