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>>212118398but we have over a dozen of them already in Canada...13 in fact
girls will now ask you during the second or third message what your politics are to screen you out if you are a chud
>>212118921It's really funny how schizojeet and brownrrone like LARP as whitoids
remember the jannies are trannies who will never be women
>>212118940iโm glad i donโt have to deal with this sort of thing as an unlovable truecel
>>212118940This has never happened to me
>>212118890 (OP)>Anne, 21, aced her GSCE tests then went on to study Psychology
>>212118940odd if true, normally they like manly men
>>212118961i don't think schizojeet LARPs as white, he's clearly a jeet and accepts it. it's why we see the jeetcope and rage from him so often.
A Jew with Hebrew lettering tattooed on his neck crucified a local pastor and put a crown of thorns on his head. He had plans to murder at least 14 other Christian clergy across several states. He said he was doing it for Yahweh and the first commandment.
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don't fear the lightbulb
A real Chad doesn't tell women what his politics are, he tells her what she should think.
i want to go on a treasure hunt for gold doubloons. anyone know where i might find some
Why are jasonkin like this?
my fastest 10 mile time is 38:15 on the bikeberg
my fastest 5k was 19 minutes chuddie
>>212119215No idea who that is
>>212119243I used to run 10k in 31:40 so....yeah....
>>212119243My fasted mile was just under 5 minutes
t. long distance runner
sitting on the couch is more comfortable upside down. we should put televisions on the ceiling
>>212119316that's not really hard to believe if you've been running for a few years, stop being a fat
>>212119333Can't say that I agree
Ran the 5k in 20:56 and quit once a girl started talking to me
>>212119408this except it was working 60 hour weeks and becoming an alcoholic.
Us neurodivergents can see through Mamdaniโs facade
I remember that race because there was a rival runner from another school who was way faster than me, he ran like low 18s, and towards the end of the race I passed him. I was so exhilarated and confident that I must have broken 19 minutes easily, then the coach came up to me and was like nice job you ran a 20:56.
It turned out that rival had just run the worst race of his life for some reason
no girl has ever talked to me in my entirely life
>>212119442Can't stand his stupid fucking rich elitist champagne communist jeet muslim smirk, he is everything i hate rolled up in a ball and of course he walked into a massive victory despite never having a real job.
I now know how libs felt about trump
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I have never ran anywhere not once in my life
Proverbs 28:1
The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.
>>212119522Surely in school you were paired up with a girl for a project at least once
>>212119534Yes, but they never spoke to me and I always avoided speaking to them if possible
I've been having period panic attacks over the last week.
>>212119533Doesn't the lion run after his prey
>>212119534this happened to me once
>>212119551When do you normally get your period? Sometimes it just doesn't come on schedule. A week is a bit long tho...
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My mom just told me that she doesn't like me.
>>212119570My dad keeps telling me Iโm not normal
I'm going on an expedition to the Amazon, I'm going to find El Dorado, whos coming with me?
>>212119552We're sending you to Gitmo libtard
>>212119563I'm not a woman. Females can't have real panic attacks.
>>212119583Once my dad called me a spineless faggot.
>>212119584way ahead of you bro
I literally donut care about Poo York Stinky or their mayor
>>212119604Only once?
>>212119602A woman's entire existence is just one prolonged 80 year panic attack.
>>212119604did he ever call you PENDEJO?
>>212119651>Only once?Yes, and then he beat me up. I was about 13 years old, but I still remember it clearly.
>>212119651Not true. Women don't have real responsibilities, so they are incapable of panicking over them.
thoughts on destiny, the current events commentator and livestreamer?
>>212119663No, that's like saying moron. He said worse things to me.
I support wars because my company depends on the MIC
>>212119624I'm going to find it, and no Amazonian cannibals are going to stop me
>>212119719never heard of him
>>212119698They have imaginary crises and fictional duties though, this is enough to cause their brain to short-circuit in the absence of a strong male figure to guide them.
>>212119697Did you fight back? Sounds like he was testing you.
>>212119719Still waiting for Asmon and Hasan to tell me what to think
Chat, what's the consensus?
I never really understood the whole "Israel boycott" thing, I mean if you pay taxes it's going to jewsrael anyways
>>212119768>Did you fight back? Sounds like he was testing you.It all started because I argued with him.
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>>212119820Yeah if you're going to argue with someone you can't back down. He was teaching you not to pick fights you can't win. Basically he's the alpha, you're the beta. Unless you wanna go full sicko sigmamode on him and slow poison him with pesticides then you have to accept he's the boss until you can physically dominate him.
>>212119719Gets a lot of hate in /cum/ but he's actually a knowledgeable guy with good arguments to back up his views
>>212119895>>212119719lol Destinyposting is my favourite kind of /cum/ trolling, guaranteed replies every time
>>212119916me when i see an interracial couple
the israel iran war is very very boring rn, i was on the edge of my seat the first two weeks, i miss the thrill
>>212119916me when i see a white couple
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>>212119861That was 15 years ago, we hardly even talk.
>>212119944once you accept nothing ever happens it gets easier
you'll never falsely get your hopes up again
>>212119956dude if you're 28 you can easily beat his ass, go get him
goddamn imagine if they had Deftones in Vietnam shit would've been so cash
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750048319224978.webm
>>212119979I pointed a knife at him when I was 19, which is why he hardly speaks to me.
My pussy is so tight and joosy
>>212119944it's not over. if trump pushes for regime iran is going to fuck gulf oil fields and the global economy
>>212120019you need to reconcile with your papa he's the only one you've got bro
>>212120036Wait that actually sounds kind of based
>>212120035He's asking for a blanket?
>>212120082he wants the bracelet on her wrist because it's his birthday
>>212120081it will be, inshallah
Jeopardy on in 5
Bout to open a beer
Over 100 degrees outside
Yep it's spend my entire evening in my hotel room time
>>212119895anybody that follows him is a loser, and will always be a loser
>>212120171Waste of money
>>212120171can you shoot me
>>212120171the long barrel is gonna be hard to fit in your mouth and still reach the trigger, try a Shockwave with a 14"
>>212120171yes for hunting, yes for aesthetics, no for home defense, definitely no for public self defense.
https://youtu.be/o7BcyAd6rqg
>>212118940What's wrong with being a chud?
>>212120252>agree to have gay sodomy>participate in gay sodomy>"wait... this isn't straight... i'm hecking gay... i was trickerino'd! I WAS LE RAPED!"
>>212118940or they'll just clumsily ask on a date. luckily im a based masculine leftist
>>212120316>Aman Aman>Digvijay Digvijayare they fuckin serious with these names?
I feel like The Deftones are more popular now because of the 'tok than they were when they came out
>>212120411It only seems that way because you have chronic exposure to them via the internet. Deftones in their prime years were sort of pre-internet.
>tfw blasting White Pony in my car yesterday>ON THE CD PLAYER
>>212120436Based
Cars got rid of cd players for literally no reason
>>212120411Never listened to them ever
>>212118977Truecels aren't truecels. They never are.
>>212120230I was actually planning to aim for the chin, but you're probably right, so thanks.
>>212120171the retrograde model looks cooler
>>212119533I was pretty good at high jump in junior high because i hit puberty a year earlier than everyone else and had 6 inch height advantage. Next year they caught up and i wound up middle of the pack because i wasn't actually good at high jump.
>>212120528needs a bayonet
>>212120436They are the greatest band ever
eventually we will have fully immersive simulations that interface directly with your brain and then anime girls will be made real
>>212120598you won't live to see it thoever
>>212120621Leave him alone
sims is basically just a role playing game for women, for men, it doesnt work, when i'm playing i'm thinking ways to min max my gains to get the youth drink and more money, not doll house roleplay bullshit thats why it gets old fast for me while women enjoy it
I also placed second in shotput once because the guy with the measuring tape yelled the wrong number to the lady with the clipboard. I stood on the podium next to two ninja turtles and everyone looked at me suspiciously.
>>212120598It'll be so funny when they convince weebs it's then it just melts your brain and they dump your vegetable body in a furnace
>>212120679Lmao measuring guy ruined the whole contest
>>212120694The guy in third knew what happened and he was pissed.
Remember how there were suspicious flying objects hovering over New Jersey for weeks and no one would say anything about them and then they just quietly said it was just some drones and then completely 500% memoryholed every aspect of it and never spoke about it again?
>>212120759I want to sex her so bad
>>212120751woah super basado I love when third worlders bring their shitty thirdie politics into 1st world countries that's epic
>>212120782Down horrendous
>>212120759>we missed out on having a sexo mommy presidentchuds ruin everything
>>212120784>tfsorry rajesh i didnt mean to upset you
>>212120751Omg I love jeets and Muslims let them all in and give them all our positions of power
I'm trying to remember a song I heard about 15 years ago, and Google is useless. Since when did it become so crappy?
>>212120828It become shit about ten years ago
>brownoid posts jeet politics
>make fun of him for it
>he gets mad and calls me indian
lol even indians call people indian to insult them now lmao
>>212120845they're incorrigible
>>212120782>>212120793>>212120759we'll get mommy AOC in 2028 to put the nation in its place
>>212120882PRESIDENTIAL MILKERS INCOMING
>>212120882it's gonna be soooo funny when everyone in this shithole starts killing each other
>>212120899normies dont even think this will happen
There's one main reason things like this aren't possible in North America, and we ALL know why:
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749503879866015.webm
>>212120946that looks like the driest goddamn pizza ever made get that shit off my screen
>>212120923i will safely be back in canada laughing until the nukes start flying
>>212120946Fromaggio al forno
Good thinkin mama!
oh my freakin gosh is that a heckin Cybertruckerino?!!?!?!!!
>>212120946Needs hot sauce
>>212120946I'd eat that whole thing
>>212120984Oh my Keanu is that a fucking wholesome CANADIAN CHUNGUS
>>212120973>canada>safe from nukes
donating platelets tomorrow for 90 dollars
>>212121108Not a donation if you are getting paid
>>212121108did you tell them you're HIV positive?
>>212121081that's what I meant
I live in the capital and will be vaporized
>>212121108How often can you donate platelets and why do they pay so much for it in the US?
>>212121148The CIA uses plasma to keep the african american community down
>>212121141you'll be lucky compared to the poor folks eating raw radiated reindeer
>>212121140George Lucas is mad at Disney not because he lost a say in what movies they make, but because they refused to make them blatantly racist and bigoted. It infuriates him to this day.
>>212121161Most Basketball Americans are on drugs. They are not allowed to donate blood and shiet.
>>212120899>when everyone in this shithole starts killing each otherjust two more weeks
>>212121186SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR PLEASE BE DOING THE NEEDFUL AND VOTING SAAAAAAAAAAAR I AM BEING MAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>212121200Heโs more handsome and successful than you
>>212121165Yeah I had a week of vivid nightmares of surviving the nuclear holocaust after I watched threads I really don't wanna be around after it all ends
>>212121171Remember when he said he felt like he sold it to slave owners and he had to apologize
>>212121189It's inevitable
>>212121140>>212121171Reminder that George Lucas offered Ron Howard, Steven Spielberg, and Robert Zemeckis the chance to direct The Phantom Menace and they ALL turned it down because they thought George should do it.
I wonder though, would these alternate history prequels be better, or soulless?
>>212120759No because that's not how it happened. People were posting pics of the lights online a bunch suspecting drones or something. It didn't get memoryholed either, they just stopped happening so people sropped talking about it
>>212121243Not imminent, thoughever
>>212121291A few miles away from the beach, me
>>212121291I will get banned here.
>>212121214>Heโs more handsome and successful than yousure thing rajesh
>>212121283I've got time to wait
>>212120923Because it won't. People with comfy lives don't throw it all away to pick up arms and start shooting because their team lost the superbowl. It hasn't happened yet and it won't happen until things are truly hopeless for everyone
>>212121238>>212121261Lucas is actually based, he beats jews at their own game in a lot of cases. The prequels are kino too, this has been established time and time again on /tv/. The only people who hate on the prequels are tryhards.
>>212121334She's too goddamn Italian looking.
>>212121224>ThreadsThis movie is basically science fiction, nuclear winter is not a supported hypothesis anymore.
Millions would still die from the explosions though
>>212121347>pick up arms and start shooting because their team lost the superbowsome people do this every year, and we all have "comfy" lives compared to the rest of the world
Why is everyone booing this bald jew at the NBA draft?
Gonna smoke a joint (at the beach).
>>212120759>Zoomer's first mass hysteria event
>>212121362I know that but it was the immediate chaotic aftermath of the total breakdown of society that was scary to me
That part was pretty realistic imo
>>212121366You don't get a civil war with "some people"
>>212121362You need to read picrel.
it would seem my 3 day vacation is over
>it's traditional to boo him at the NBA draft
LOL
>>212121389do you think most americans were fighting in the revolutionary war?
>klarna will now affect your credit score
Jews win again
>>212121119yeah yeah yeah
>>212121137of course
>>212121148Every week. Pay is variable, some don't give you money at all, others give you a lot. My center gives me a ton of money for reason
>>212121279filthy CIA hands typed this propaganda
had 3 tacos and a slushee mojito
>>212121334that's a dude right?
>>212121427The cia just flew over my house
imagine AOC lambasting you for being a racist chud and then calling you a good boy when you apologize
>>212121418Do you think we have ready militias for that purpose like we did then?
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Latinx and Arabs/Jews will no longer be considered White for the 2030 Census. It's over.
>want to go out and buy slop
>it's rush hour
fuck... i wish the world was just me and an endless variety of slop shops...
>>212121455or dickshaming you and then you unpack your massive cock and gape her
>>212121455Sheโs getting meatier
Holy shit! This thing is huge. It's infused with charas too. Don't think I'm gonna be able to finish this in one go hahaha.
>>212121466the right does. the left doesnt right now but resistance groups will emerge and consolidate existing weapons supply chains in urban areas
>>212121501>Holy shit! This thing is huge.that's what your mom said last night
>>212121348Pockets of the prequels are kino, such as Obi Wan and Palpatine. Some good world building too, I love Coruscant.
However, everything with Anakin and Padme was stupid as hell
>>212121497plumping up for zohran
>>212121470>italians>white
>>212121501That beach looks like shit wtf
>>212121520about her strap on right before she jammed it up your pooper?
>>212120759The joke is it was never aliens. It's always the government doing spook shit on its own citizens.
>>212121520Jason and Terrone both voted for the war in IRAQ they donโt have the moral high ground to say ANYTHING
>>212121376DUDE WEED, FROM MY LUNGS TO YOURS, ONE LOVE ONE PEACE, BOB MARLEY, AY. DEY GANJA HAHAHAH ITLL MAKE YOU FEEL IRIE AHHH, WE SMOKE FOR LOVE, LIFE, AND MOTHER EARTH
PUT ON SOME WEEENNN AHHAHAHA SMOKE IT, LEGALLIIIZE IT HAHAHA PRAISE JAH
>>212121334Her face is bad sorry
>brazilian
>tripfaggot
>thread poosonsality drama
trifecta of shit
>>212121528>However, everything with Anakin and Padme was stupid as hellit was 100% critical in Vader's development thoughbeit, literally no way they could've told his story (yes the prequels are basically HIS story). the OG episodes 4/5/6 are Luke's story.
>he hasnt filtered the brailian flag
couldnt be me
>>212121484god
i need her to make fun of me in spanish
>>212121497imagine stuffing your face between her sweaty legs
>>212121576phone posting in a hotel please pity me
>>212121576I like Brazilians
>>212121510No they don't, they're fucking gun clubs for larpers. Even assuming there are no shit "militias", 10 guys per state is not an army either. You retarded gorilla niggers should go outside sometimes, the internet has torched your brain
>>212121576i like the brazilian incel, but not the namefag one
the brazilian tranny is also ok
>>212121470*checks off the white and Italian boxes*
>>212121455I would rather read her passages of The Jews and Their Lies while plunging in.
>>212121584ngl top 5 goals include AOC sitting on my face and grinding it into me
>>212121470WHAT THE FR*CK I'M BYE RACHEL NOW????
>>212121538>>212120759>public conditioning psyop>dirty bomb terror threat>untracked IC asset>rural covert recon drill
>>212121538>doing spook shitIn other words you explain anything you don't understand with government conspiracy
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It's easy to hate the rich. But do you have the courage to hate the poor?
>>212121610All of them are incels, btw.
The united states government agrees with me that I am a white italian man
Cope harder /cum/
>>212121617>>212121584and she NEEDS to choke me & call me a good boy
>>212121638No conspiracy about it. Spying on its own citizens. Conducting military exercises in urban areas.
>>212121652genuinely the ugliest son of a bitch I have ever seen
>>212121652looks arab or mexican
aight so how good is my plan
>complete my cna
>save up for nursing school
>start in fall semester or summer semester
>complete 4 years
>get a nice nursing job
>fuck chubby white women and latinas while being paid well
>>212121652There is blood on your pillow and wall.
>>212121651true, but the inceliest brazilian incel is my favorite
Jannys agree that selfies belong on soc
>>212121652never seen a more punchable face
>>212121680You left out the part where you wipe shitty asses and get assaulted by crackheads for a living
>>212121704Have you ever been fisted?
>>212121656>>212121659>>212121700Why do you guys feed into this every single day
>>212121691i agree that post is extremely low quality AND off topic
>>212121680you can be my boy pussy slave instead
>>212121680if you want to fuck coworkers get a job at a restaurant
>>212121712people deserve to be bullied
>>212121683I don't like that one because he never replies to me.
>>212121720>terrone>people
>>212121720Giving him attention isn't bullying him, ignoring him is
Just like how I don't reply to the german
>>212121635>public conditioning psyopPossible, but if they were trying to condition the public for something, that ship has long since sailed
>dirty bomb terror threatSeems sightings were far too irregluar and inconsistent for that. It wasn't always the same city, in the same numbers or even the same region
>untracked IC assetkinda seems pulled out of a hat
>rural covert recon drillIf it was that then they seem to have forgotton about the "covert" and "rural" part
>>212121680The career path is to endure the first few years after you get your RN then slide in to some cushy position that barely involves any work. My sister in law did that. She wound up working in a plastic surgeons office. First few she was in hospitals. 12 hours on feet cleaning shit and running errands. Personally i would go lab tech or pharmacy route if I were to switch careers.
>>212121703>You left out the part where you wipe shitty asses and get assaulted by crackheads for a livingi sadly worked in worse environments
>>212121717why would i wanna fuck frumpy waitresses
I can scream the N word at the top of my lungs in my house, can you say the same?
>>212121744move to nyc and get massive tips while fucking 7+/10 sluts
>>212121748I can guarantee nobody in my house would care but I couldn't guarantee that some nigger ape outside wouldn't hear me and think I'm oppressing him with my mean words
If she's not built like this, I don't need her
>>212121748The neighbor's teenage son has that covered.
>>212121748I wouldn't say I "can" but I definitely have
>>212121748Walls are too thin to scream anything. I can hear my neighbor opening and closing his cabinets
>>212121748I could but I don't
>>212121748I don't say that word.
THEY SAY IN HEAVEN LOVE COMES FIRST WHO MADE HEAVEN A PLACE ON EARTH
>>212121829Idiot
I just don't like hurting people's feelings.
>>212121837>IdiotYou just hurt my feelings and now I'm gonna kms. Thanks a lot
>>212121748my flatmate would be concerned ig
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>dad coomed inside mom so now gotta wageslave for 50 years then die
took too long of a nap after work and now I feel tired
>>212121748yes
cant imagine being a landlet
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c6256wpn97ro
It's over
>>212121655But they did that before and announced it. You may recall, it was a few years ago and thry had helicopters landing in the streets. I believe it was LA but I don't recall exactly. It's certainly possible, but it doesn't seem consistent eith what the drones were doing. They were almost all alone, small, didn't linger in one place, didn't have much in the way of antenna or cameras
>>212121108Where are you located? I used to donate for $40-50 over in the midwest. Not the best of my memories
>>212121892The word Aryan.
>>212121892For what purpose
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>>212121920Medicinal, but I'm sure there is some nefarious way this could be used
>>212121920a lot of scientists are psychopathic and just want to find something that will bring us to extinction
haha I bet that leaf anon that was good at high jumping for a year is a cute leaf
>>212121892Cool, I hope those newtypes thrive
>>212121910South Carolina
>>212121924Never understood why people read 4chan like this let alone take these ridiculously wide screenshots and repost them as if anyone cares
Scientists are ideologically whored out to their grants
>>212121748I can not as my respect for the black community prohibits me from doing so
>>212121866the winds of shit are blowin Rand, don't lose hope.
>>212121978how do you feel about it anon? i used to feel disgusting after, but well it paid for my groceries. used to do it a few times a month. my chink roommate used to do it every month
>>212121944I'm sure too
>>212121970I am a scientist and honestly most of the scientists I meet seem less nefarious than the businessmen I know
>>212122000>every monthevery week**
>>212122000Why would you feel disgusted afterwards
Just an easy way to make some cash, it's mostly sitting around on my phone watching youtube for an hour and a half. They have free snacks and drinks too
>all these pussies too afraid to say Nintendo in their own home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU
What's the biggest fuck up you've ever been responsible for?
I was the direct cause of a significant shortfall in the production of a very valuable isotope for nuclear medicine. All said and done it was about $80 million worth of downtime.
if your job only involves messing with a computer theres 0 reason why it shouldnt be remote, it should be the standard for jobs like that
>>212122042That is extremely impressive
I wasted $10k worth of semiconductor precursor in one shot because the spec sheet I got off the internet was wrong
I also flooded the entire chemistry building because my homemade glassware exploded and the shower shutoff valve didn't work
>>212121971I was. Now I'm old.
>>212122042Day one of my internship at a hospital I had to check out a printers connection to a nurses computer and I accidentally unplugged her shit and she was really pissed because she'd been working for over 40 minutes (but never saved once)
>>212122042I made a little girl cry because I had to convince her and the rest of the class I was subbing that a lockdown drill was real
They werent following directions and since they knew it was a drill they were just shouting and playing without doing the duck and cover stuff they were supposed to do
>>212122074>Homemade glasswareWhat in the fucking meth cook clandestine laboratory
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>>212122048Technically you are correct. However, large companies often have holdings that involve commercial real estate. If they all pulled up stakes and told employees to work from home they'd save a bit of money on their individual operating costs, but they'd suffer exponential losses when the market implodes. This happened during COVID when businesses couldn't operate and started closing up, rent stopped coming in, and the market took a big hit. It's just a big racket + status dickwaving contents to have the most posh office and corporate atmosphere.
>>212122029Well we never got free snacks or drinks. Just the initial checkup, then water. We used to go to walmart right after the donation and I'd buy all kinda shit there. $50 went a long way in midwest in 2017-19.
> Why would you feel disgusted afterwardsig I always felt that that wasnt a good way to live. I ended up graduating and am currently doing very well for myself. It just felt fucking demeaning. Same with cutting my own hair. That's why deadbeat parents are a curse. I still think about those times every now and then.
>>212122078every leaf has to wilt one day
>>212122042deleted the entire database after me and this other dude had been filling it manually for a week. thankfully it got recovered.
>>212120894They're not that big
>>212121989You don't know what a grant is or why they're given to people, and you definitrly don't know what they're beholden to
>>212122492to do an experiment they need to apply for a grant, funding from a government agency.
a professor doesn't just spawn money out of thin air for their magnets and lasers and polarizers, that stuff costs 100,000s, they have to justify the experiment to the government
in other words, they don't just tinker at their leisure except a very select few of them