Thread 213953406

Monday edition

>>213949226

Garbage edition.

>>213953460
'least it's not an anime edition, yeeeap

Of all the Bronte sisters, Charlotte was the least talented, but she destroyed most of her sisters works because she survived the longest.

Yah, I'm going on vacation. See you guys in a week.

>>213953514
vacation where?

>>213953433
im... confused....

>>213953539
it's a gayfag in a club what's to be confused about

>>213953514
Wait same. See you in Myrtle Beach

>>213953565
nothing, i bet he fucks like a fighter jet for those log cabin boys across the aisle

>>213953565
how such a hot lean man can have such big feminine apple cheeks on his face

>>213953606
idk what nonsense you're talking about
>>213953653
now you understand what makeup is, congratulations

>>213953676
makeup doesnt add volume to your cheeks

>>213953707
alright fred if you say so

the nice arab woman at the in-n-out store talked to me at length today. i'm the whitest man to exist and she has a heavy arabian accent and was missing some words in her vocabulary, plus we're both quiet people so we were constantly asking each other to repeat what was said but i think it was a nice conversation

i hate talking to strangers. i don't care about what they have to say unless it involves one of my niche interests

>>213953800
yet you post on /cum/ how curious

shut up incel

>>213953814
you look and sound like this

>>213953744
How old was she and how big were her tits?

>>213953744
>Labe.... son of Nat...

>>213953830
oh ya? well u look and sound like this

I'm bored as fuck

After fapping, what foods should I eat to replace the lost nutrients?

>>213953903
just eat your cum.

Ye still my goat

>>213953835
>How old was she
early 20s, we're both going to the same college
>how big were her tits?
not like, notably large? but present, for sure. in the room. she wasn't wearing anything with cleavage but the shape was there.

>>213953907
this

>>213953913
NIGGA HEIL HITLER

>>213953903
oven-roast some asparagus.
>vitamin B produces histamines, which dilates blood and helps healthier erections
>vitamin E, which helps hormone production and regulation, healthier libido
You'll be dicking like a KING

>>213953946
Chappell Roan if she aquatic

>>213953907
that is not a food

>>213953971
it is if you eat it.

>people buy sea shells
Grim

i look like this and drink coffee like this and am about to poo

>>213953982
that's like saying saliva is your food because you recycle it by drinking it

>>213953997
this post reeks of covfefe

>>213954005
>food analogy
saliva is zero calorie, and cum is high calorie.

>>213953997
Don't flush I'll bring tostitos

i remember when my mom accused me of having aspergers and i freaked out on her pretty bad

>>213953830
>>213953858
these don't sound like anything

just poo'd

>>213953914
Damn, there are lots of pakistanis and turks at my college, but they DESPISE white boys

my momfoid also tries to diagnose me and problemetize my behavior whenever i don't listen to her retarded ideas.

>>213954120
>Damn, there are lots of pakistanis and turks at my college
Incredibly grim

>>213953811
Sent him flying

>>213954135
The turkettes are cute

https://i.4cdn.org/k/1755212171719544.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/k/1755212171719544.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/k/1755212171719544.webm

Sobering up

>>213953557
YOU might not but most other white nationalists do agree that Cubans are indeed white in general

>>213954112
it's kinda weird that of the top ten democrat names, 8 of the 10 are the same name spelled differently

/k/ more like /gay/

>>213954120
she's not a paki or a turk, she's like, saudi arabia, yemen or oman. my money is on oman but i didn't ask for a clarification

>>213954195
can't believe macaque have got their monkey paws on knives

i am a /cum/ elder
please give me the respect i am due

Manspreading is a real problem

>[blah blah blah] most people think [blah blah blah]
woman brain drivel

>>213954227
Yeah, I was just mentioning other traditionally muzzie peoples bc there are no arabs here, much to my chagrin

>>213954215
Is that LAIN I see there?!

>>213954112
ok the whole "democrats hate White guys" thing is starting to make a WHOLE lot of sense now that we see the majority of democrats are fat sheniquas.

>>213954227
Yemeni seems the most likely. I doubt there are many Omanis in America

>>213954319
goshpedo was the lain spammer who nearly killed /cum/

I am copeless

>>213953406 (OP)
good edition

comprehensive list of people who support democrats:
1) people who could not survive without government assistance
2) people who could not survive without their do nothing government job
3) moral busybodies who love bossing people around and learned ethics from TV
4) neolib demons who love starting wars

let me know if i forgot anyone

>>213954390
you've got an awful personality and are most likely mentally ill. take your meds and you might have some luck

>>213953557
>we

>>213954409
Your mom

>>213954409
I would but I would get banned

Nobody let this beaner make the Nex new, he's a fucking 3rd world moron

>>213954409
There’s the 1%er champagne socialists who feel bad about tripping over fent zombies on the way to their trillion dollar corporation job, so they want to redistribute the middle class’ wealth to the addicts and browns as recompense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6vgiYGqMt8
this will never be me, I suffer

>>213954428
>>213954440
both are #3

>>213954439
he always makes them, he's obsessed with it.

>>213954425
all voters have to do is look at any major city in California and they will vote red

>>213954425
i can't tell if demoshits are actually retarded enough to think this is a compelling argument or if they're arrogant enough to think it's good propaganda.

>>213954458
we used to just ignore it when goshcel made a new thread

>>213954458
Fuck him, break him of that obsession

>>213954448
I have inherited a really good amount of quality tools but I still have to buy new stuff every now and then. Specifically automotive stuff, my grandpa was into carpentry but never worked on his cars. Just recently bought a mechanic's stethoscope to diagnose a bad bearing.

>>213954501
woah this image is awfully antisemitic, i think you should delete it and apologize

>>213954501
thank god i'm not falling for that dumb bullshit anymore. i'm totally out of the partisan matrix and i only form opinions for myself, and my opinion is orange man bad.

Is archer a good name for a boy

>>213954413
>take your meds
No

>>213954531
no

>>213954540
Gem

>>213954496
i meant the overall life of the guy not just the tools

>>213954531
No it's pretentious. Names like Archer, Hunter, Skyler, Bryson, and Garth are peak douche.

>>213953571
>tooth agenesis
kek same

>>213954579
less that they're douches, more that those are millenial slop coded names

>>213954599
Whaaaa....so what happens when your baby teeth fall out? Just nothing comes in to replace them?

How about having twins and naming them hunter and gatherer

>>213954579
pretty sure Garth is a British name too

>>213954626
some of them havent fallen off.

>making such bad posts, people think you're goshpedo
dire

glad my parents didnt give me some faggy name like taylor or tristan

>>213954619
I think they're probably both tee bee aytch, I'm a millennial unc and encountered way too many people with faggot names like that over my life. They were always faggots too, especially Hunter. Ironically he had a dad who was a greasy faggot like Gavin Newsom, he bought one of the "new" Camaros when they relaunched them in the 2000s because he was a divorcee and he'd try to "rizz" up the 13 year olds at our school. He was probably 40. His son was a faggot with spiky hair and freckles.

>>213954659
So you've been using the same teeth since you were a toddler? Those fuckers must be super high mileage by now.

>>213954626
but yes, i did have 2 incidents where it was a flesh wound. orthodontist fixed it by pushing both rows of teeth together

>>213954713
i sport permanent and baby teeth.

>>213954695
I feel like hunter was a chill dude and you’re the weirdo

>Japanese women won
>white women in the Americas and Western Europe lost
https://www.youtube.com/@haru_daily/videos

N

I'm off work in 20 minutes then I'm leaving here and won't be back till tomorrow at 6:30 am.
I just want to say you're all gay and lame

I

>>213954752
>>213954762
ce

>>213954773
FUCCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

listening to Meshuggah. It's like a more intense take on 80s Metallica but without the folksy throwbacks, I guess. Wouldn't post it here, they don't hold a groove as well as Metallica.

>>213954781
bully anon?

GGERS

>>213954787
meshuggah your mum

>>213954801
WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

don't say GGERS in /r/cum!!!!!

i wish i had voted for kumala and she noticed i voted for her and gave me a blowie as thanks

>>213954805
Bodied that freak

>>213954801
ok

>>213954723
>i sport permanent and baby teeth.
This sounds wild, just get them all pulled and have some arctic white veneers installed like that douche Newsom.
>>213954728
Hunter was a hyperactive faggot who constantly got the class in trouble because he'd make a mess or keep interrupting the teacher and we'd all be force to stay late to continue the lesson. He was also a tattle-tale faggot. He knocked my plastic pencil case off my desk and the lid broke off so I pushed him and he fell backwards over a chair and smashed into a book case. He immediately got up and ran off screaming and told the teacher like a bitch, we were both 10 years old.
He works at a car dealership doing their financing now, he is a slimy douche.

>>213954338
You know I kinda figured due to civil conflict it wouldn't be Yemen, but you're probably right. Yemeni have a lot more of a reason to leave and Omanis are doing pretty good

>>213954626
Yeah, for me it was my canines. I had a choice: keep them, and they'll always be wobbly and one apple bite away from falling out with nothing to replace it, or replace them now with crowns. I chose to just get rid of them and go for the crowns.

>>213954825
oh sweetie there's always 2028

>>213954799
Yeah what

>>213954913
why do you hate innocent apu posters?

>>213954888
based Wolverine mouth bite the heads off your enemies

>>213954926
ur gay

>>213954939
you're not bully anon

the idea of bully anon chills me to the bone, that there's an anon who could be rude to you at any time - goosebumps

>>213954926
I dislike you because you're a disgusting faggot

I just made my flight reservations, I'll be in Vallarta for halloween and the day of the dead stuff.
I'll see Seahawks Doggie, he's owned by a regular, no idea why you guys liked him so much.

>>213954836
>This sounds wild, just get them all pulled and have some arctic white veneers installed like that douche Newsom.
15 years ago i made peace with everything that was given to me during 'conception'

>>213954933
i was thinking more like James Bond goon Jaws. I'll be chewing through cable lines and shit, just because I CAN.

Currently pubemaxxxing, haven't shaved em in over a month now. Trying to see what terminal pube length will be if I just let them grow forever. Possible I might braid them and put little beads in them like a viking beard, I think bitches might enjoy that.

*hits the griddy as I enter the thread*

>>213954973
rude. im just an innocent apu poster

>>213955043
You don't have self awareness

so am i the only one here who clicked that crosslinked /k/ post of those brown people getting into a knife fight?

>>213955063
untrue

>>213955021
I've waxed and left them to gro to terminal length before. personally waxed is way, way better

>>213955065
I clicked it too, but I also posted it.

>>213955026
interesting sequence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maAFcEU6atk

>>213955090
what were you thinking before and after you posted it?

>>213955026
sports dances are cute, and I don't even watch sports

>>213955099
lol so randum XD

Just pooted

you don't need pants for the victory dance
cause ba-boon's better than weasel

It's been five minutes are you going to respond to my text or not

Whoops

>>213955106
Thinking?

Democrats are the real racists

>>213955189
this used to be true but it's not anymore. racism is good and based

>>213955158
ooohhhh this is going to make redditjeet sperg out again anon

trump just banned gooning

Watching cable news like:
Have you heard what the Trump man does
Trump trump trumped Trump trumpily Trump wow Trump?

>>213955203
How will this be enforced?

>>213955151
And then he hits me with this

>>213955214
I've been listening to a lot of Weird Tales submissions from the 30s on youtube recently and they all pretty much start like that

>>213955208
oohhh nooo, Trump trumpity trumped
*time to freak out and riot

>>213954619
They're not millennial they're just white trash names

>>213955203
SAD!
kumala would've given tax breaks and subsidies to gooners and also given me blowies

>>213955208
>Watching cable news like:
are you a literal boomer?

>>213955212
Goonsquads going door to door and busting anyone who goons. 24/7 anti-goon surveillance cameras installed in every home to monitor for gooning behaviour. AI-fueled SmartGoon software that predicts futuregoons before they even occur and dispatches anti-goon drones equipped with cold water and arabic music to destroy any semblance of a boner.

>>213955252
No i just saw it on in an airport

>>213955203
I'm an adult, I can goon

West Bank settlers are some of the most grotesque people on earth

I goon, therefore I am.

>>213955244
incorrect, they're trendy millennial grey names

>>213955289
Bryson and Hunter are peak white trash
That's like trailer trash tier

>>213955256
It's worth it to stop goon-terrorism

>>213955281
they look like every other circlekin or swarthoid

Lmfao remember when the news was like
>Trump killed all the African children because us aid stopped giving African countries gibs

>>213955296
like it's fine if you're just a retard

>>213955308
Guess you must be white trash and not realize it
No one has names like that in upper middle class communities

>>213955281
Most of the people who choose to live in the Middle East are you'll find

>reading a news article about the Menéndez brothers possibly getting parole
>a bunch of boomers in the comments saying murdering your parents who sexually abused you all your life is le bad
Why are they such cucks?

>>213955305
remember when I told you politics was fake and gay

>>213955358
No because I don't listen to anything you say kek

>>213955324
I think you're just some form of lower class brownoid, based on your clearly subpar IQ, as evidenced by you being unable to parse that there is a huge white middle class full of millenial grey foids who love names like hunter.

>>213955340
The west bank settlers look especially hideous

>>213955370
You JUST DID haaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

>>213955356
Are the Menendez brothers some boomer hard rock band or something?

>>213953406 (OP)
I've had the most fun in 2024.
2025 has been very grim.
I want to go homeless after my dad dies.

just saw a commercial with a WMBF couple

>>213955356
I thought they killed the parents for inheritance money or something like that
I saw on the news the only people who wanted them free were women and really flamboyant fags

I am a Capricorn with Mars in my eighth house, just know that if you fuck with me you'll get the smoke. You do NOT want this smoke, boy. You DO NOT want it.

I wonder if there are any black women named rhodesia

putin is a gay name

>>213955394
Two brothers who murdered both of their parents for inheritance, but the parents both sexually abused them for years so it’s not like they didn’t have it coming

SDIYBT

>>213955356
>The prosecution argued that the murders were premeditated, that allegations of sexual abuse were fabricated, and that the brothers were motivated by hatred and a desire to receive their father's multimillion-dollar estate after being disinherited from his will.

>>213955396
You WANT to be homeless?!

>>213955433
Gonorrhoea, Rhodesia, gather round! Time for daddy’s tales of winning arguments on /cum/

>>213955434
it means 'he who is of the road'

Bo Jiden.

Tronald Dump.

Arack Brobama.

Chill Binton.

Borge Gush.

What was her charge?

>>213955488
wow hilarious post

>>213955376
Hunter is the kind of name that some camo wearing toothless hick is called

>>213955488
>Chill Binton.
my kind of guy

>>213955497
They're new names for Star Wars characters, feel free to contribute if you're not too busy jerking off to cartoon dogs.

>>213955488
Troonald Dumper

>>213955488
iraq brobama is kino

I lickey de pussy

>>213955499
like I said, you're brown

Zognald blumph

>>213955499
I mean the biden's are literally a hick family.
>Dad was a segregationist
>Mom is incoherent
>Son is a crack addict

>>213955488
bodied those freaks

dem white womens sho is mighty fine

umm can you ytpipo STOP being so TRICKNOLOGICAL we see through it you know...

My firstborn son will be named Zhaeydynne

>>213955485
so hes a cruiser?

>>213955554
They got Brotha Jews though

>when you make a post and some bitter Anon immediately shits on it but then it gets like 5 (You)'s and several indirect (You)'s

love to see it.

destiny is calling me

>>213955585
have another one

>>213955554
tricknological idk what it means but it's PROVOCATIVE

Why is America like this?

>>213955565
I'll bet he beats Al Pacino for cruisin'

It's been a long time since I last received fellatio, but sometimes if I close my eyes and imagine it happening, I can almost feel the sensation of a woman's lips around my dick.

https://soybooru.com/post/view/133071
https://soybooru.com/post/view/133071
https://soybooru.com/post/view/133071

Zion Don

me liking anime and being trans is purely coincidental

>>213955596
based, ty

>>213955612
Canadians be like
>It's ok when Jeets rape kids though because they are Canadian.....like me

>>213955520
No Italian has ever said this

>>213955639
same, except I don't watch anime I just like wearing girls clothes

i walk a lonely road

>>213955648
What kind of cope is this?

>>213955639
Me liking dbz and going hard at the gym is not a coincidence

>>213955612
>released and returned to Israel
Wouldn't they have taken his passport and put a travel ban on him so he couldn't flee the country? How could this have happened?

>>213955660
the only one that i have ever known

>>213955675
The truth.

Shut yo bitch ass up and get on tf2

>>213955676
Why is your dick hard at the gym?

>>213955627
kek

>>213955612
>>213955678
The orange man admin directly intervened to secure his release to Israel. The evil child abusing jewish freak is a personal advisor to Netanyahu

can't tell if 4chan has gotten worse or if I've just grown out of it

>>213955718
it's clearly gotten worse

>>213955678
He's a diplomat. The rules unironically don't apply to him according to UN charters. North Korean diplomats used to smuggle drugs in other countries and when they got caught the police had no choice but to release them

>>213955718
Probably both. I'd recommend leaving your comfort zone and using boards you never usually would.

>>213955714
>The Department of State is aware that Tom Artiom Alexandrovich, an Israeli citizen, was arrested in Las Vegas and given a court date for charges related to soliciting sex electronically from a minor. He did not claim diplomatic immunity and was released by a state judge pending a court date. Any claims that the U.S. government intervened are false.

But the government officially TWEETED the contrary. Are you suggesting the government lied?

>>213955678
They can't imprison their masters

>>213955747
I mean Canada let's the Indian government openly kill Canadian citizens on its territory without charges or consequences

the puerto rican girl in 5th grade who wouldnt help me cheat on my spanish test
que me la deporte trump

>>213955745
@gork is this true

my shadow's the only one that walks beside me

>>213955769
yeah but those "Canadian citizens" are really just indians so who gives a shit

>>213955742
every board I enjoyed is shit now unironically
>/fit/ sucks
>/pw/ sucks
>/mu/ sucks the least but is dead compared to what it used to be (and still sucks)
>/v/ sucks
the only one that isn't insufferable is /vr/
no other board interests me so I don't want to be a crossboarding shitposter

USS Liberty was a litmus test for the level of abuse Americans are willing to take from Israel. They can blatantly murder Americans in cold blood and nothing is done about it, so of course they'll rape kids and just fly away if anyone says anything.

wanna watch Weapons so bad brehs. It's time there comes a new Longlegs

>>213955785
He was born in Canada

>>213955769
Why are you deflecting? They were charged

>>213955793
go watch it its good

>>213955800
so what? if you were born in a barn does that make you a horse?

>>213955800
It matters not; Canadian he will never be.

>>213955801
>They were charged
Lmao they escaped free back to India and when the Canadian government made the request to have them be charged in India the Indian government outright refused

>>213955783
MY SHA'UH'S STUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGiSbKRHOvw

>>213955769
Sorry chuddie, but if violent pajeet turd world criminals are convicted of crimes, it would hurt their chances at getting citizenship, and might even lead to deportation. Our judges drop all charges against violent criminal aliens for that reason. It’s called being a decent fucking person…

>>213955806
Yeah if you're a horse born in the barn but that's besides the point. The way you phrased that was retarded

>>213955785
>>213955800
I just hope that Hindoos and Stinkhs in Canada have a very pleasant mutual destruction :)

>>213955847
>The way you phrased that was retarded
you are literally an indian...

>>213955863
and that's a good thing fucktard

>>213955863
Post hand

>>213955863
redditjeet won
you lost

>>213955806
For me? It’s
>if I take a dump in the kitchen, is it food?

>>213955857
aren't they hinPOOS lol get it haha

>>213955884
bretty good as well

if a horse is born in a canadian barn does that make it a canadian horse?

If I cum in you are you my bf?

>>213955827
nta but are you trying to dunk on Canadians by pointing out that our government hates us and wants us dead?

we're the ones pointing this out on a daily basis, there'll be no dunking for you i'm afraid.

our former PM once gave 10.5 million dollars to a convicted terrorist for killing one american soldier and blinding another with an IED. he also formally apologized to the terrorist for not being nice enough to the terrorist.

>>213955901
no that means ur a fegit

>>213955901
no :3

>>213955899
That depends fellur what breed of horse was it *cocks shotgun*?

you gave a keynote speech
i gave a kino speech

>>213955899
No, actually.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_horse

i'm done with /cum/

bunch of schizos, libtards, wignats, and literal homos/pederasts

is canada horse a athlete?

>>213955930
heh. well try to see if you can best this one..
if a tuxedo is tailored in canada does that make it a canadian tuxedo?

>>213955930
Get his ass

>>213955904
I merely made an equivalent statement and then all of you Canadians got butthurt

in the cornah
of my
eyeee

i remember when hating jews was only ironic in 4chan

>>213955827
No they aren't they were charged with murder in Canada, they didn't escape back to India. Why are you deflecting? youre government let an Israeli pedo back to his country after being arrested

>>213955948
LOL

>>213955962
newfag

iiiiiiaaaaaaiiiiiiinto the flood agaaaaaaainnnn

>>213955947
Excellent question…

>>213955934
ok paco

All trans horses born in the barn are valid BIGOT!

>>213955965
>they didn't escape back to India.
prove it

keep on purring mottuh
the engine's a burnin fueeel

If I raped you in the brap barn would you be Canadian

this general is full of comedians

>>213955948
Not inherently.

>>213956009
I'll start with my proof
https://youtu.be/92ydUdqWE1g?si=xAHACQbcHo5s4oSZ

>>213956020
I have loved this song for many years saar

If I sex Canadian bodybuilder am I da Canadians? Please help me out Yahoo!

>>213956017
Thanks, I try my best

>>213956019
what grotesque makeup

>>213956020
The guy who made this song went to prison for human trafficking, I think

>>213956030
India number 1 culture power saar
>>213956049
He's the Indian Gary Glitter?!

>>213956041
Allegedly Kanye dumped her for this sort of thing. He claimed she had gone "goblin mode".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goblin_mode

>>213956049
was it shipping Jeets into the West or importing Thai whores home?

>>213956020
>>213956049
>it’s real
lol

>>213956009
You reading saar media

I'm headphones gay

>>213956080
>his brother's named 'curved sword'
cool

>>213956092
whatever that is is just as unreliable as saar media

>>213956092
For me? It’s when PP pronounced that dead freak’s name like the “Nword” LOL

i heard Sikhs are bro tier

>>213956103
>>213956103
new before the mexi makes it

>>213955934
/cum/ is nothing but a bunch of humbugs trying to be bugbears

>>213956080
the amount of jeet human trafficking scams into the US and canada is actually huge

>>213955934
good you're annoying as fuck

>pouring hydrogen peroxide mixed with water down ear for hours now
>earwax block not loosening even slightly
i just want to be able to hear bros fucking hell

>>213956903
go to the pharmacy, they have stuff that clears out your earwax in seconds. cost me $5