Thread 212784576

Viktor Tsoi edition

poo smells lmao

got the fear

dogshit

I have plans that i cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me

MODS dont let him get away with it
>>212786415

I will always love you, baby doll

might move to Geneva

Wonder what Deegs is up to right now
Reading a book I bet
A proper smart one with no pictures in it
While playing classical music and sipping a Scotch on the rocks (that means with added ice)
All classy like a car advert

gfberg says she never wants to have kids, interested to see if she changes her tune when she turns 30

>>212786688
Wasting your time then aint ya

>>212786715
i'm indifferent tbf, i'll only have them with her if she wants them

Hebrew is such a beautiful language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfX-OhKIysk

virgin freak reporting in

>>212786745
Fair nuff. Hope you do x

>>212786635
kino

>>212786761
sucking up to jews in the big '25 is literal indian behaviour jeffo

beautiful bombshell checking in

>>212786790
this world will be mine

might move to Geneva

lovely rainy day. comfy lads how we holding up? sipping on a Monster Energy Zero Ultra (White) as we speak.

need to find a way to make millions

>>212786824
wokeroni pizza

If someone does a post graduate course for 4years or more in the UK can they then apply for citizenship saying they've lived here 5years?

Fuck it.
Might just stick on the Baldur's Gate 3.
RIP Karlach. You shouldn't have told me to fuck off.

>>212786838
big sum at the euromillion tonight

>>212786159
the interest on £640 would only be like 2 quid or whatever

not worth my time dealing with the gas company's indian online chat representatives for 2 hours trying to get a credit refund

>>212786852
No education doesn't count towards ILR

>>212786838
maybe come to Geneva with me?

Sucking an apple Extra sugar free piece of gum

Today after 23 months of being gagged, the Daily Mail can reveal the eye-watering scheme to bring in thousands of Afghans - which came after a military blunder put 100,000 'at risk of death' from the Taliban . Secret hearings in the High Court have heard how Parliament has been deliberately kept oblivious - or even 'misled', as a judge was told. The covert airlift - codenamed Operation Rubific - was launched after the UK military catastrophically lost a database of Afghans who had applied for sanctuary in the UK in a scheme for those who had worked with British forces to flee the murderous Taliban. Instead of coming clean about all this, the Ministry of Defence mounted a cover-up and successfully hushed up the Daily Mail's exclusive data-breach story when we discovered it in August 2023. So far 18,500 Afghans whose data was lost have been flown to Britain or are on their way in taxpayer-funded jets. A total of 23,900 are earmarked for arrival. They are living in MOD homes or hotels until permanent homes are found.

>>212786761
Need goth joo gf

>>212786869
It's not supposed to but all of these decisions are up to the discretion of the agent that gets assigned to the individual case, so they usually count it.

>>212786866
fair enough i got mine back by tapping 'refund my account' on the app

>>212786906
redditor

>>212786852
Depends on the visa
Student visa is a no

>>212786908
Surely they have to follow procedures, they can't just make decisions like that themselves?

vape on its last legs. Tastes like absolute dog shit, PIP hasn't come in yet. Bloody fuming, livid, fed up, in the wars, had enough

>>212786852
If they did it in Northern Ireland, they couldn't get British, but could get Irish citizenship.

>>212786928
.....for Anne Frank/SS guard roleplay sex. You didn't let me finish.

>>212786890
get them on PIP

>>212786964
/pol/tard

just realised the dot gay automatically removes sound from webms that i post here so all that time i spent doing it myself was a waste
i can just repost anything i want from /gif/ with zero effort hurray!

>>212786890
I genuinely think afghans who legitimately helped british soldiers and authorities should be given asylum. I also think that number would be like 1000 people at most not 18,000

President Donald J. Trump won the FIFA Club World Cup.

sex

Good edish

>>212786963
Does that happen?

>>212786890
deep state moment

>>212787003
Genuinely bizarre moment

I swear about 7-8 people have quit my work in the last 2 months. People who have been there the entire time I've worked here, gone.

There must be some writing on the wall I'm not seeing, some unknown-to-me canary in the coalmine has died and I'm stood here like a mong ploughing on while everyone else has made their exit.

>>212787060
pure epic sauce kekus maximus

>be muslim
>apply to do some post grad course in gaysexology at the university of wanksham
>get a big grant because its important and diverse
>drag it out for 6 years
> do no work
>say i can't go back to pooistan because of my studies
Problem?

>>212786998
My dads mate was in the SBS and he said you don’t want these people here because they rape little boys in Afghanistan it’s a cultural thing over there

>>212787031
Probably yeah. You could move to Belfast and live there 5 years doing literally anything (I don't know if they have the same "language learning schools" we have here) and apply for Irish citizenship.

>>212786998
Less. They eventually stopped doing that cause the afghans would shoot eachother when given guns or they were caught trying to steal ammunition and guns to sell to the taliban

>>212786998
Yeah but they'll want to bring over their wife, their kids, their parents, their cousin, his wife, his kids, his wifes parents and she'll want her cousin over, his wife, his...

>>212787047
delivery driver?

>>212786998
Any Afghan who was even tangentially related is claiming their life is at risk
Interpreters maybe, chefs in a canteen I doubt it

>>212787091
>SBS
Was he yeah!

where's claudia winkleman
thought she'd be rolling in it with that traitors SHITE

>>212787108
Could I do that?

>>212787091
ever shag him in the arse?

>>212786890
Mad how the government can piss 7bn up the wall on something like that and it will cost billions more every year to keep them. Will end up being the full 100k plus family too.

>>212787075
Release the Tarrant

Rorke dreading the moment when the switch is flipped on and all the brown men driving the taxis and making the fried chicken become 'activated' and begin to kill en masse

Why are the afghans fleeing?
Didn't they pretty much want the Taliban back in power?

>>212787152
Aside from G*ry they deserve every one of my pennies

>>212787060
tryhard faggot

>>212787167
errrm..

remember the media spammed that chinese ai but then everyone just kept using chatgpt

>>212787152
Laura Kuenssburg will be getting more from her Tory handlers

>muslims
astagfirullah we demand sharia law
>taliban and isis
okay here you go bossman
>muslims
omg get me away from these freaks PLEASE mr white man

>>212787080
>do no work

Coursework you mean. These people absolutely do cash-in-hand work the moment they get their student visa and step foot in this country. Arguably working here is the only reason they even apply for their degree in Business Studies at Shiteford-upon-Brownoid University London, whose campus is a vacant industrial estate.

Then when their visa expires no one comes to track them down. They just carry on living in a HMO, doing care work or deliveroo work or whatever other slave labour is going.

>>212787155
Well, yeah, but you could just move to anywhere in Ireland anyway. Irish citizenship wouldn't grant you any rights beyond being able to vote for President/EU elections/Referendums. You can already work and vote in general elections here. Brits getting Irish citizenship is suspect because we assume you just want to move to somewhere in the EU.

>>212787047
I work in sales recruiting and there are two reasons people are leaving their jobs lately. First it's summer and people want to enjoy the weather, go on holiday etc.. We always see a bump in vacancies during summer. Second is the Telemedicine + PIP meta. A lot of employers just can't afford to compete with PIP anymore. I wouldn't worry about it if I were you.

>>212787207
People have said these things before

>>212787199
Can you tell my your country?

need to take a girl's virginity, it's on my bucket list

>>212787213
Apparently theres agencies that help them apply to universities and even do webcam interviews as them kek

>>212787121
No.

I could understand it if there was a constant churn, constant turnover, but instead if feels like all these people have left in a very short space of time. What has felt like a stable, homogenous workforce the entire time I've worked there has suddenly dissolved away into nothing and I'm left holding the bag not knowing what everyone else evidently knows.

have noticed that black niggers sometimes say "chat gbt" instead of chat gpt

>>212787241
Give it a rest heather

>>212787225
PIP dolly drivel is it mate

great stuff

>>212787256
My mum says chat gbd

>>212787256
have noticed that australians are often obsessed with black people despite never interacting with them

>>212787205
not really

>>212787287
christ

>>212787256
have noticed the lesser-IQd calling it "chat gtp"

>>212787289
Excuse me....ma'am.....your boobers......

Can see some gen alpha girls filming tiktok dances

>>212787291
they are funny little fellas tbf

>>212786635
>>212786790
>>212786825
spore was actually bagning esp the editor

>>212787239
United Kingdom but my flag is Montenegro

>>212787289
I want to fuck a jew so bad man. I would nut so hard

>>212787343
not gonna tell him about the somlians and sudanese? You cunts have heaps of africans

>>212787345
Are you in Montenegro now? That would be wild, like wtf is that country even brosef

what's the best VPN site to use, I need to prep for next Friday

>>212787343
they are retarded black niggers mate

>>212787346
same

finally washing my bedsheets because I had a sweaty and itchy sleepless night last night and my bedsheets also STINK

>>212787365
aren’t they basically all in melbourne and there’s not that many of them anyway

>>212786998
Nah.
They're ZOG traitors.

we need another brit meet up

>>212787335
get them posted la

>>212787335
cheeky wank?

>>212787372
nord vpn

>>212787365
we do indeed but the term "nigger" conjures up images of the wifebeater-wearing gold chain-toting black yank with a big afro holding a bottle of hennessy, not the fresh off the boat jungle demons from the darkest depths of the congo that we have

>>212787392
im such a loser man. i have so many stories of girls wanting to date me and me fumbling, but one of the ones that haunts me was this jewish girl with big tits and curly hair. just had no confidence and didn't think i could.

>>212787060
Based and Cokepilled

I'm honestly tempted to get a fake degree. I don't mean apply to a dodgy university, I mean like a forged document.

It's the point now where I think it's right to just do whatever it takes to get ahead (besides actually knuckling down and getting a degree). I'm not intending to put people's lives at risk or practice medicine or anything but everyone is in agreement that no one actually uses their degree for work and it's a tick box exercise during hiring.

At the end of the day, the risk is that you get caught 1-2 years into a job during some random audit and get the sack. Your employer isn't going to claim back the salary they paid you, they have no right since you did actually provide them with work during that period despite not having a degree.

Frankly I am owed a graduate salary and it's time to start deceptionmaxxing and fraudmaxxing so that I can actually afford to live.

Big redundancy consultation at mine at the mo, 500 jobs going. I get the letter to confirm I am at risk next week (if I am) but the bloody thing goes on until October. At least if I know the writing is on the wall I'll have time to sort something out. Statutory package only though which is fucking shite. I got made redundant a few years ago by someone I worked for for six year and I got an ex gratia payment of five months salary, was mint I spent two months off.

>>212787443
have you had any interactions with these dark lords of the savanna

>>212787443
ah yip
>>212787403
nope, I visited perth and there were a bunch of them roaming in little packs and causing havoc in the CBD, bunch of children. Also saw an african dude wanking himself off behind a bin while he watched a half naked young white girl, had to get the coppers on him

Dua Shitpipa

>>212787458
I am also tempted. Was a factory worker straight out of school for like 5 years then just faked my whole CV and got a normal office job.
I figure if a runt like me can do that then someone smarter can fake a degree.

Playing a Fire Emblem game for the first time (Awakening)
Quite enjoying it

>>212787497
yeah but you’re comparing it with new zealand where no black person has ever been

got a degree from the school of hard knocks

compiling poo.cpp

>>212787442
Lmao

>>212787473
sometimes yeah
ones i work with and know through friends are decent people but you get young/impoverished ones that don't give a fuck about anything >>212787497

>>212787458
How would you fake a degree?

shawty's got his bellend deep in my ass,
and i can't keep up, got me screaming like,
uh uh uh uh, every day,
it's like i'm dying cos he's fucking me gay,
me gay-ay-ay-ay

>>212787527
I would kill that guy. It'd be so easy to pop his brain out with .357 at the temple

>>212787450
giwtwm. everyday i'm just trying my best to avoid eye contact with them so i dont ruin their day

didn't go to uni but I did cum loudly

>>212787458
teacher in my college got caught after 3 years teaching

>>212787225
>people quit their job during summer to enjoy the weather and or go on holiday

not convinced this is a thing

>>212787529
not true, i saw a dark one once on my once a year outing to the big city

>>212787577
you wouldn't do shit you niggerlover

The last 10 days of 4chan lads...

>>212787291
why does everyone think we don't have any blacks here?

>>212787578
lol brother flag, truly I am cursed beyond words. you wouldn't want to have my curse. I've had at least 2 dozen attractive girls want me, and I ruined it

>>212787527
why do you keep posting webms of child abuse. There is something wrong with you that you can watch that, save it, post it and find enjoyment in doing so

kettle's boiling if anyone wants a cuppa?

australia is only 60% white MAX

>>212787369
Maybe…

the dark lords of the equatorial jungles

I honestly think the council deciding to place a lime bike parking area outside my flat has reduced the value of the property by £25k

>>212787630
literally never heard a black person with an australian accent

>>212787621
before ofcom issues a court injunction to isps to block 4chan
we'll probably be here a while yet

>>212787458
>Frankly I am owed a graduate salary
how? you aren't a graduate you lazy bum

>>212787630
I reckon I have seen about 10 unique black people since I moved here from England nearly a decade ago

busting every man i come across today on the poker. they all try to bust me but they just ain't got the right stuff. me? i get these fellas busted like it's my job.
come on, try to bust me. you'll be at it for hours and before you know it, i've made you bust.

anyone know if there's an upload somewhere of the black sabbath gig?

>>212787645
im just reposting from /gif/ mate if you don't like it go fuck off to your bridge club with the other grannies you boring cunt

>>212787214
>Brits getting Irish citizenship is suspect because we assume you just want to move to somewhere in the EU.
Yes exactly

>>212787515
It's our right lad. We are owed those salaries.

>>212787568
Just put down on the CV that you have one. Entirely fictitious. Hope that the employers you're trying it on with aren't going to verify your universtiy transcripts.

>>212787582
See that's the thing, they've made off with 3 years of a decent salary at that point. They've won. Yeah they get the sack but who cares, they apply to more jobs with another CV full of lies until they get another foot in the door. I would say that teaching as a profession though must surely be a high-risk one for this sort of thing as you know they will be running background checks on applicants / employees if only for the fact they'll be working with kids.

The dream is private sector office work.

>>212787700
How do you move there? You have to have a trade?

>>212787458
A lot of my CV is fake and we actually had a police background check for a job so I was absolutely shitting it, in the end they found nothing
Think it's something you can get away with unless you get a high ranking/important job one day where they properly check your stuff

>>212787725
Australian gf

Quite enjoyed seeing leftypol getting btfo in epping this weekend

>>212787458
would be pointless, even the graduate job market is fucked

>>212787707
someone uploaded a 25gb torrent of it a few hours after it ended
look on proxyninja rarbg "ozzy beginning"

>>212787718
>Yeah they get the sack but who cares, they apply to more jobs with another CV full of lies until they get another foot in the door.
they'll get blacklisted by recruiters and no decent copmant that pays a decent salary will not check the transcripts
colleges pay like shit btw

>>212787671
most of them are first generation immigrants so they've got african accents but they ARE here nonetheless

>>212787616
I want to be a public executioner. Paid by the state to rid the world of filth and maggots.

please come to australia and fuck our women

>>212787783
are the africans doing that

>>212787707
I watched it on youtube but it looks like its taken down now. What took you so long?

>>212787645
He's trying to make Canadians look bad because we mindraped him

>>212787772
howling

>>212787783
I want to shag the dads google history bird

>>212787772
Lazy ass boomers never willing to speed up

>>212787672
why wouldn't ISPs comply immediately? surely they'd get taken to court if they don't follow daddy Ofcom's orders

>>212787783
ummm hello...

dtfic posting gore is it

>>212787783
been there, done that

>>212787845
hope he dies soon

>>212787783
Okay I will!

>>212787828
they probably will do tbf

>>212787845
It's somebody on the pedo botnet trying to impersonate me x

>>212787772
Fucking hell

>>212787710
Lynn ive got my foot caught on spikee

Post tunes lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acfc1lyeqKc

>>212787894
NO

>>212787772
worse ways to go tbf

atomised in an instant

>>212787891
oh yes this fabled pedo website that you just happen to be an expert on and blame for all the posters you don't like righto

>>212787772
How does the motorcyclist have 0 reaction to someone being obliterated in front of them

>>212787929
He literally admitted it in this thread >>212786988

Australians be like "yeeee mate it's a bloody nightmare living in the oz. sunny everyday, not a black person in sight and I only get paid half a million aussie roo dollaroos a year to stack the wallaby steaks on the shelves at the servo."

>>212787951
probably doesn't believe it actually happened

>>212787971
Eloi mentality

>>212787955
>he
that's literally you though?

>>212787970
Aushers ROCKED!!!

>>212788002
Ok schizo x

>>212787970
SCREAMING they do be like that

>>212787772
This is why Ofcom is shutting us down

fluoxetine making me piss up to 5 times per night

>>212787725
You can move here on a 3 year working holiday visa and find a sponsor. Australia's border is essentially open to anyone from the UK under 35 who is willing to take a leap of faith.

GOOD AFTERNOON HISSSSSSSSSS
I AM THE POWER VIPER HISSSS HISSSSSSSSSSSS

I WILL BE TAKING CONTROL HISSSSS OF YOUR THREAD HENCEFORTH HISSSSS HISS HISSS HISSS HISSSSSSSSS

>>212788049
Cor. Thanks mate I'll look into it

>>212787970
the lack of response from any Australian says it all really, you've severed them in twain

I am from the UK, under 35 and willing to take a leap of faith.

>>212787741
>unless you get a high ranking/important job one day where they properly check your stuff
I've heard that some magic circle law firms will check grades for specific modules for the people who apply to them so it definitely does happen.

It's as you say though, it's something you can get away with. There's news articles every year about some new 60 year old boomer finally caught after working 20+ years in a field they didn't actually hold a degree for.

At the end of the day they're never going to be jailed for it and the employer isn't going to recoup any of the salary paid to these people. You can't turn round and say "erm actually you didn't have that degree so the N years of high quality work you did for us doesn't count and now you owe us all that money back".

Just need to spam applications with your fake degree until some shite company takes you on and doesn't verify your lies. Whether its 3 months there, a year, 10 years until you're found out, it's still money in the bank. More money than you'd get working to the bone for min-wage.

on a steroid cycle without taking aromatase inhibitors, playing with fire me

>>212788050
ktim

>>212788049
>under 35
Wish you told me last year lad

>>212787772
nice

>>212788052
conceited reptile of a man

So this is ronke

Let. Them. In.

rorkes night class

>>212788082
the agreed wisdom is to take only if required i.e spicy nips

still I'd want to have an AI on hand in your drawer for when that happens rather than needing to buy it and wait for it to be delivered day after day while you feel yourself getting puffier and puffier. Better to be safe.

>>212788104
YOU WILL CEDE HISSSSS
YOU WILL CEDE TO ME THE POWER VIPER HISSS HISS HISSSS

>>212788150
dis nigga talking like a WWF wrestler from the early 90s lmaooooo

>>212787772
Mad that everyones reaction is "lol" or ambivalence. Internet has fucked us. Reckon if I showed this to most normies theyd be shocked. If i showed it my mum shed probably cry or have nightmares for a week.

>>212788126
my FtM troon line manager at toil looks like this. 5ft tall, dressed like a lesbian in a checked shirt, quite obviously a woman yet we all have to pretend it's a man.

Can't imagine a job that requires a degree not checking you have that degree...

>>212786568
>>212786568
>>212786568
New!

>>212787458
nobody has ever asked for a copy of my degree certificate and as you say, if one day they do so fuck, just get another job

>>212787772
>ACK

mums gone woke

>>212788198
that's not the new!

Back in my day AI stood for "Ask Ian".
Ian was a fella who sat on his own in pub and wore the same tshirt everyday and never made eye contact but he could tell you the score for every single football game for the last 5 decades.

>>212788123
There's a family like this a few doors down from me

>>212788126
cup cake head ass nigfa

>>212788132
i've ordered some arimidex but it won't arrive for another 2-3 weeks, hope my nips can stave off gyno development until then

make

Gary Eats

Master Chef
host !!

the ass was fat

>>212787772
train would have bounced off me. Would have looked at the driver 'watch it' I'd say.

livvy

>>212788238
toby would have loved that if he was still with us

>>212788251
Ronnie pickering?

Toby Fair

>>212788238
https://x.com/GaryEats
wtf!!!!!

>>212788251
crumblign

>>212788252
Profoundly mid and leathery

el scran demi x

in my opinion, anna de ville has the perfect body for a woman, i wish she did more normal porn instead of degenerate triple anal piss drinking gangbangs for those perverted czech studios

>Raphael Piggott, defending, said: "I believe he is here as a refugee or asylum seeker, and that he arrived informally on a boat."
Just casual informal arrival

>>212788272
Is that his real account?

>>212788272
never meet your idols

>>212788293
Way too bony

>>212788305
yeah

fell toby

>>212788293
Who's that? Cruella's sister? Get a grip mate nobody has a clue what you're on about.

I'm not a faggotman who watches those Japanese V-Tubers but I did catch a video of theirs about a fan with the name "Eating Mike Tyson's Ass" who regularly donates to their streams and that name has become a meme within V-Tubing circles. Find it funny

so is 4chan actually getting or is like when they 'banned' face sitting porn but never did anything

Why has the UK government decided we're completely fine throwing away our international reputation as being a place of quality higher learning in favour of ripping off foreigners

When people thought of UK universities they thought of rigour and academic excellence, tradition and standards.
Now they think of the university of Luton charging 30k for a masters in marketing which isn't worth the paper it's printed on

Literal India tier scamming up and down the country and nobody cares

>>212788333
quartered that foo

Fucking hell, no matter how hard I train I can't seem to lose the love handles

>>212788317
to each his own, she's got everything i like; perky breasts that are big but not too big, nice wide hips, and long legs proportional to her torso

>>212787772
Seen a fair few of these now, mostly Indians

>>212788349
why are you asking us?

>>212788349
yeah country's gone may as well start taking drugs and live on the street

>>212788348
They unbanned it that's why
Catch up on the OLDs before seething

>>212788363
Dad bods are in lad

>>212788349
there's a white paper at the moment about dealing with fake degrees and lax checks and they have the serious universities on board with it

>>212788363
love handles are always the last thing to go during a cut. stay patient

>>212788292
cracking little pair of creps

>>212788343
Yeah I thought that about 5 years ago when I saw a video of some vtubers trying to speak English and it was funny.
Now I only watch vtubers. Don't even like anime.

>>212788349
Money. People making lots of money. Obviously. Important people, academics and business people making lots of money while virtue signalling

that airport paki trial has been delayed until thursday. sir two tier probably stepped in to make sure they are found not guilty

>>212788349
well thankfully the foreigns are starting to realise which is why the higher education sector is on its knees financially right now. it's been practically propped up by chinese students for years. The universities are becoming better in their countries.
Wouldn't expect a decrease in Nigerian and indian '''''''''''students''''''''' any time soon however

>>212788363
eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up

me? 3 sets of dead hangs after every workout. fixing my posture, you see.

lads what's the runtiest behaviour you regularly engage in despite knowing full well how runty it is?
for me it's drinking energy drinks

>>212788349
Happened here, too.

Big universities are going bankrupt because the government finally pumped the breaks on Indian scam degrees

Shits all fucked up

>>212788443
The nigerians dropped off massively last year because their currency devalued and a load of them with offers found out they could no longer afford it overnight kek

>>212788476
not showering and brushing my teeth until I need to leave the house (which is rare)

>>212788476
Beeing myself

ISHYGDDT

He's getting hungry

>>212788507
everyone does that

>>212788476
putting my toes in my mouth

the ass was fat

>>212788476
Energy drinks and vaping. Makes me look like a 15 year old who has just got one of the bigger boys to buy him stuff from the corner shop.

>>212788348
I see three possible outcomes
4chan continues to ignore Ofcom and they order a UK ISP block
4chan blocks the UK themselves due to Ofcom's threats and being unable to comply with age verification
4chan/4channel split is reintroduced and the UK is blocked from red boards (4chan) without a pass

>>212788476
Vaping just love it so much tbqhwy. Energy drinks are only runty if you are drinking multiple cans every day.

>>212788476
Posting here

>>212788533
im good, thanks

>>212788544
how about the fourth option
nothing ever happens

>>212788533
corrr imagine strangling her to death with a bike chain and pissing and shitting all over her corpse haha

>>212788547
High levels of cope in this post

>>212788526
don't think they do lad

>>212788547
love 'ffeine but don't like hot beverages, so coffee is out, simple as!

>>212788533
need all these tiktok freaks heemed into an early grave

>>212788476
flicking my bogies willy nilly all over my evil incell smelly childhood bedroom
hasn't even been vacuumed for years

spaghetti al pomodoro for lunch dee lads

>>212788565
It's possible, these laws haven't actually been tested yet.
I hope 4chan continues to ignore ofcom

my favourite recent meme is the 'nothing ever happens' meme. whenever I feel anxious about world events I remember Chud and his sagely advice of 'nothing ever happens' and then I feel relaxed :)

>>212788533
looks like my job coach lol

>>212788592
What is a walmart personal shopper?

>>212788544
I would guess the first two are the most likely. 4chan probably can't be bothered to reintroduce the 4channel split just for the benefit of British users.

>>212788599
you don't eat your bogies? thought everyone did that, behind closed doors

>>212788609
not a recent meme been on the go for years

going to a standup comedy show by myself in a few weeks

>>212788609
um cute poster

>>212788625
It's a person employed as a personal shopper in the American supermarket chain called Walmart.

I think the goverment will just get rid of the laws when deano goes for a wank and it asks his ID or facebook bans memes

>>212788642
it's been happening for years, you could say

>>212788648
are you the material are you?

>>212788679
nah, i just got drunk the other night and bought the ticket, there's no backing out now

>>212788648
as the subject of the show? aha nah just messin with you bud hope you have a good time x

>>212788673
one could yes

>>212788708
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>>212788708

get it made!

>>212788664
I doubt Deano cares about the privacy implications of giving up his ID to have a wank.

no respect I tell ya

finally put fresh clean bedsheets on my incel bed (which is no longer smelly)

>>212788657
Isnt a person shopper something rich people have and walmart is a fairly lowtier supermarket?

>>212788414
I hear you Manillabro