Thread 212498074

suckdog edition

maisie

How much do Americans explore other parts of the US?

sexy lady mmm

>>212498074 (OP)
What's suckdog

>forgot to close my windows before it got dark
>now dozens of midges or whatever the fuck they are breeding all over my bedroom ceiling

suck me

>look at this fuckin mutt, who wouldn’t like to take the easy way out?
Bro is literally me

>>212498127
>doesnt have nets
LMAOO
PFFFHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Some of the girls on love on a spectrum are cute

>>212498138
thirdie post

>>212498127
got an insect net back in spring to put over my window
game changer!

>>212498136
very allegorical

>>212498124
not much, you?

>sign up for a hobby
>no women there
>sign up for a different one
>no women there either
i think reddit and /adv/ lied to me

>>212498152
White people who write these ludicrous articles are less likely to racemix than white people who complain about it
Funny, eh?

aff tae bed

>>212498124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkeTmR7zE58

going for the 4th wank of the day

why are we calling him quentin now?

sounds very tarqy, reckon he might just be a self-hating jew myself

>>212498194
Love ardour

>>212498194
Very manly phenotype

>>212498193
Cause they do it to keep the wogs off their back

>>212498186
your hobbies either aren't gay enough or are altogether too gay

>>212498216
might be onto something there as i'm generally not attracted to biofems!

>>212498186
women typically arent interested in tabletop rpgs or turkish oil wrestling

Women don't have hobbies

>>212498223
what are some good hobbies to meet women then. i need to get a gf before i turn 40

Yep, this is me.

The correlation between the drop in births from the under 20 age bracket and the 20 to 24 age bracket and the UK being below replacement rate is clear.

Even though teen pregnancy results in the child having worse life chances overall they as a group are essential to the health of the overall population.

So if you wanted to end the demographic collapse of the UK
>sex education in schools must be ended. >Abortions extremely restricted.
>Being a young Mum promoted relentlessly on social media and traditional media.
>Massive tax credits for working families
>End the 2 child benefit cap
Or just continue and import 1 million immigrants a year?

23 and never had a gf ONCE CAME CLOSE

>>212498238
nice. i hope NEETs and boomers bankrupt this country

>>212498275
christ mate are you always on

>>212498284
ktim except just about to turn 23

Someone posted a very mean reply to my post last thread. Fortunately I took my l-theanine earlier so it didn’t bother me that much.
In the future I’ll try to make more posts about hating women or black men’s penises so as not to disrupt the flow of the thread.

all exercise is bad for you

>>212498186
Bikram yoga or pilates

>>212498275
shut the fuck up lmao

These are the kids that are 38 now, with kids of their own. Really makes you think

>>212498284
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>>212498293
folc

>>212498284
turning 32 in a month and never even held hands with a woman. it's so over. 10s of thousands £££ spent on that self improvement shite

The trick to getting PIP is telling them you have a mental illness (be it depression or whatever) and that you need to be reminded when to eat, clean and shit.
They cannot check if what you're telling them is true or not. There are no checks. They have to award you PIP.

joe rogan podcast, check it out
the joe. rogan. experience.
TRAIN BY DAY THE JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT
ALL DAY
*rock music*

>>212498186
Run club

>>212498194
Handsome lad

>>212498295
Get it done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn5ryTc_DWQ

too high on drugs to enjoy new family guy
going to double down and take more drugs
maybe put on a film or some music

The Terry Wogan Experience

>>212498295
fuck off back to /britfeel/

>>212498329
if I get PIP can I keep wagecucking? i have a comfy WFH job that i don't want to lose

>>212498275
I agree

>>212498240
hope you die screaming

>>212498319
remember this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4FYYfirHZA

I had sex once when I was 21 and then another time when I was 22.
I'm now almost 40.

>>212498329
i was 100% honest and they awarded me the max amount
i am a socially retarded freak to be fair

>>212498238
This is sustainable

>>212498365
why lad? x

>>212498360
Never posted nor read a thread there actually

>>212498343
knees busted from childhood obesity

what humor did god get out of giving me a pencil dick and a big forehead

>>212498319
Last white subculture, and I wasn't a part of it when I could have been

>>212498373
The warm inviting sands of Thailand (cunny) awaits u bonger man.

>>212498275
>>212498284
These two things are related

mum unironically has heart failure and only gets the minimum rate of PIP something like £30 a week

>>212498275
not bad but you forgot 'carting out wogs by the tanker load' mate

>>212498373
Alright well I’m a 23 khhv so how about you quit fucking moaning shagger

>>212498393
Bro got an eighthead and a twoskin :skull:

Sir Wog Tanker

>>212498326
>10s of thousands £££ spent on that self improvement shite
wait, what?
what gurus scammed you?

>>212498329
don't they want some sort of fit note from a gp?

which one are you??

I'll admit shagging's an impossible feat but not snagging a kiss somewhere along the way is criminal

>>212498319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB0PuZZ2xq4

>>212498367
There's an entire channel of emo kids being emo lol

Genuinely got a big cock but it doesn't matter because I never get that far

>>212498377
nah, you're not awarded anything for being "socially retarded"
you 100% lied

>>212498435
hobbies, health, clothes, teeth. spent almost 3k just on music alone and probably 2k on tennis lol

think the girl at work has a crush on me, but rather autistic so don't know if she's just being nice

24 and khhv but I had a dream so realistic of me losing my virginity that I almost think it did happen

>>212498448
The spliff closest to the pipe

>>212498473
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>>212498377
A lot of the questions are about cooking, getting dressed passing, pissing and shitting.
How did you get awarded full points?
As you were being honest with them, presumably you told them you could do all of these things?

spending whatever I make above the taxable bracket on offshore consultants to make sure not a SINGLE penny accidentally makes its way to a boomer's pension account

>>212498448
Zig zag because I'll dodge and zig zag away from anyone interested in me

>>212498483
i don't even talk to my coworkers apart from my mandatory meetings with the manager. been there for 6 years and don't even know anyone

>>212498416
Separate issue

>>212498373
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>>212498506
Ktim, always regret it

>>212498407
I don't know if I can do it

>>212498373
How long did it take for the other guy to cum?

>>212498482
fucking hell lad
what did you get done to your teeth? please don't say veneers

Had a client recently who got PIP because she was fat
She wasn't even that fat
I'd have shagged her

latex girls

>>212498413
:(
Is there any way she can get an easy wfh job?

>>212498500
No, he didn't
he lied like everyone else here who claims to get PIP, especially the full amount

empires are by definition more diverse than nation-states
but nazi germany is what happens when you try to force the two together

>>212498482
>3k just on music alone
>2k on tennis
How?

>>212498530
Can't be helped at this point. I have such a fear of intimacy and distrust in people that I think I'm alone forever.

>>212498556
braces, fillings and so on. thanking my parents every day for not getting me braces when i was a kid which destroyed my confidence. wearing braces for 4 years in my mid and late 20s wasn't very fun and didn't help much either at the end of the day

abolish PIP for mental health "conditions" and autism and the like
it's all bollocks
doesn't exist

>>212498541
heh heh

>>212498275
You are correct but its Sunday night. Nobody wants to talk about the demographic collapse its too grim. Try Brit/pol/.

The only cosmetic that can really transform your appearance (and therefore chances with women) is double jaw LeFort surgery.
Only this can transform a 3 or 4 out of 10 into a 7+. Unfortunately, most mainstream cosmetic surgeons don't offer this surgery.

>>212498622
;)

Forgot I cut my balls shaving and put some glycolic acid on them. Incredibly painful wouldn’t recommend.

>>212498600
was going quite well until all the other empires started a war with them tbf

>>212498603
2k on an ibanez guitar, 400 on an epiphone, amp plus some other shit
rackets and lessons are expensive yo especially when you don't have friends and the coach is pretty much the only person you practice with

>>212498508
That is good you should never mix business with pleasure. It's a recipe for disaster

>>212498613
Oh OK, braces is worth it
You have to wear braces anyway if you get double jaw surgery

>>212498476
i have no reason to lie on here
i was fully honest with them
obviously i didn't just repeat "i'm socially retarded" for an hour during the interview

>>212498500
yeah i can usually do those things and never pretended otherwise
i sometimes struggle when i'm pissed out of my head, and i told them that
nearly set my flat on fire a few times while blackout drunk
but i didn't get any points for that
being an alkie (and the symptoms of alcoholism) doesn't get you any PIP apparently
the main questions i got points on was about me not being able to leave my flat
can't plan a journey and follow that plan
can't even imagine being able to do that
that got me 12 odd points on a question on the mobility part of the test, which just put me over the edge into the max PIP award
no lying necessary, i've been a shut in for so long that i'm literally disabled now

>>212498536
on that bennies grind yeah?

arse to mouth

I don't quite see the point in the tennis lessons. How's that going to help you date women?

>>212498610
Pretty much the same for me, I find it very hard to trust the other person unless they've gone out of their way to prove it to me. I don't dislike them but I will remove myself from any personal relationships because I think it's better for both of us

I'm from, like, Wak-kinda?

>>212498448
Not smoked weed in years.

might move to texas

>>212498568
dont know what she can do, skillset is quite limited
genuinely baffling she only gets the minimum rate when she's obviously completely fucked physically
can hardly walk up a flight of stairs anymore

>>212498675
you should get a gf lad
bring you out your shell a bit

>>212498652
>2k on an ibanez guitar
based
got a gio myself
it was a gift but it's a good guitar

I can read the entire catalog without a translator
have i ascended?

>>212498645
Whew lad how long was your beard that it stretched low enough to nick your balls trying to shave it??

Got an ibanez bass, me
Eyeing up a fender p bass

>>212498718
ktim after watching king of the hill

>>212498675
get a fucking grip
grow up

>>212498692
well you need to be able to play tennis first unfortunately it turns out you also need friends because you can't play by yourself. it's also the only sport that i had any sort of passing interest in and self improvement meme advisers always say you should pick what you actually like

>>212498738
How do you do that then? Do you have some type of autism?

Learn a new skill. Buy a guitar. Be valuable. Be an entertainer in a world where everyone already has every other physical desire fulfilled.

https://vocaroo.com/1apW8z9SGhxD

>>212498738
Employment status?

walruses are pretty neat

>>212498124
iykyk

>>212498735
it's rotting under my bed. already broke my epiphone and threw it away

>>212498776
not working, but not NEET

>>212498771
i do it for the ladies

>>212498652
I have an entire room filled with guitars and bought a bass recently. I should be much better than I am. Which Ibanez did you get? I like the Tim Henson nylon string model.

>>212498483
There is a fat ginger girl who I see for about 5-10 minutes once a week at toil that makes me insanely horny. She has the Sara Jay effect, not conventionally attractive but ridiculous sex appeal.

umaholics anonyums

>>212498734
had one
nightmare
she said (out of the blue) that i was going to meet her parents on the weekend, and she'd told them i gave her a bunch of flowers, so if they ask i should just lie
i said i wopn't lie to your parents so why don't i just buy you some flowers now so i'm not lying
she said "nah just lie, lying's easy, i do it all the time"
fuck that

>>212498791
CWLTSHC

>>212498785
well I think they look scruffy as fuck most of the time, so there

>>212498652
Did you at least enjoy these hobbies?

>>212498809
Prestige AZ2402. it's alright

>>212498814
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Learnt the names and locations of all 197 countries so I can be racist more accurately

>>212498696
I feel similar. I also feel like there's no point in trying to befriend people anymore, because they will eventually grow to dislike me and ghost me. I've had the abandonment issue since I was little.

>>212498652
A classic and simple guitar with no gimmicks would have sorted you out just fine

not seen an umpost for a while, are they still cool or are the cool dudes of /brit/ doing new cool dude things now?

asking for a cool dude friend btw haha

gay dating app for umposters called umble

>>212498847
go back to /britfeel/, incel

>>212498823
at first i did, but once the realisation hit me that it won't lead to anything i lost any interest. haven't touched my guitar in like 3 years, i still do tennis but it's going nowhere

>>212498870
kill yourself
parasite

>>212498849
>197 countries on Earth
>206 bones in the human body
9 more countries and we will unleash Skeleton Earth

>>212498840
Nice. I have an RG with the floating trem, pickups are shit. Prestige are class.

PIP types trying to scam for a few pence more doesn't bother me. Someone gloating because they get like £1800 whilst meanwhile being too autistic or depressed to even go out to the seaside is... Like whatever lel.

You're not gaming the system you're wasting your actual existence

>>212498859
is that a strat?

>>212498849
>197 countries
I thought there were 204

Britain. 2025.

>>212498875
you need to stop relying on external motivation anon

>>212498901
Yeah, SSS

having a pepsi and watching noel philips

>>212498724
She needs to "game the system". Make out her symptoms are worse

>>212498879
already tried, a couple of times
glad i failed to be honest because my life is pretty sweet nowadays

>>212498912
can't. hate myself too much

>>212498875
That's sad. Do things you enjoy not for others

>>212498413
Eh, I technically have heart failure and I'm in the London Marathon next year lel

But if she struggles she should go back to her cardiologist

>>212498932
nice

New Zealand's oldest building of any kind, alongside its oldest stone building

toby should be awarded the maximum benefits in scotland !!

>>212498855
I regret it afterwards for letting myself drift away but I am too stubborn to go back and I think that maybe I'm just desperate so it's a bad idea, and yeah I've been mostly alone for as long as I can remember too

>>212498908
imagine how proud the builders must have felt when they finished those buildings
main road in city center is a row of victorian buildings which have converted the ground floors into takeaways, and the upper floors into flats.
state of it

>>212498944
if she appeals there's a chance she might lose the £30

Seriously, why bother learning a skill or having a hobby if it won't lead to anything great or measurable in your life? Biggest fucking waste of time ever in most cases

Oh, I hope I don't lose you
Mm, please stay
I want you, I need you, oh God
Don't take
THESE BEAUTIFUL THINGS THAT IVE GOT

PLEASEEEE
STAAAY
I WANT YOU I NEED YOU OH GOD
DONTTT
TAAAKKEEE
THESE BEAUTIFUL THINGS THAT IVE GOT
OOOOHHHHHHH

>>212499037
inherently jewish mindset

>>212499009
>center
FOY

>>212498675
>can't plan a journey and follow that plan

lmao
you mong

;-)

don't think it's possible to sing your national anthem with sincerity
it's like one of those wal-mart dances they make them do

>>212499037
Gain a clue.

It's about being happy in yourself. If the moments are good there doesn't need to be some end goal. Capitalist roach.

>>212499021
:(
Cant she get reassessed?

>>212499037
i think hobbies are an inherently middle class twat thing

>>212499070
Honi soit qui mal y pense

>>212499067
>Install Secret Attachment userscript that embeds the file in your original file client-side

>>212499021
surely the reward far outweighs the risk
and if she does lose it surely she can get on the DAILY MAIL with her best compo face

>>212499053
mad innit
when i was young (25 years ago) i hitchhiked to glastonbury and back
now i'd fuck up getting on a bus
use it or lose it

>>212499106
Fuck off. I know plenty of lads who go fishing or play footy or race bikes or whatever.

A man must have a hobby.

>>212499100
yeah i mean they might reassess and decide she doesn't even deserve the £30 a week
might tell her to claim anxiety and depression she'll probably end up with a grand a month
fucking piss take it all is

>>212499052
im not online enough to know what that means

>>212499106
thanks for your retarded input, deano

>>212498908
No I'm straight

>>212499130
It's centre not center if you're English

noel's going through the amenity kit now. looks good tbf

>>212499130
it means Fuck Off Yank
he's upset that you spelled a word the way americans do

>takes up hobby
>upset it isn't "going anywhere"
where is it supposed to go I don't get it don't you just do it to pass the time in a fun way

>look up one of my best mates from sixth form
>profile pic is a woman, think it's his gf
>take a closer look and it's him just trooned out

grim as fuck, he was a proper sound lad as well

>>212499106
what do you do when you're not working, sleeping or wanking?

>>212499142
No you aren't, be quiet

>>212499159
cor
he fit?

>>212499128
Yeah it a retarded system

Imagine how much hobby you'd have with near 5k total in gear rather than guitar

Listening to the transgender artist known as Underscores

https://youtu.be/igqLDdMpHMU

>>212499159
first girl I kissed when we were both about 8 is a lad now

>>212499165
i post on /brit/

"god save the king"
brits are a bunch of cartoon minions singing their boss's theme song

>>212499156
>spelled
FOY

free Britain from islam

>>212499150
if you know what i mean does it matter?

>>212499178
You tell me

>>212499159
banter

>>212499186
mogwai looking cretin

>>212499192
it’s sovl

>>212499184
i don't really care about money. i don't have anything to spend it on anyway. can't even go to another country since i'm an incel freak

haven't showered in 3 days
under carriage reeks

>>212499172
Third Crusade, colourised

>>212499203
Skibidi rizz Ohio no cap, cap?

>>212498106
cars

Gammon

>>212499221
It's 'miaow', not 'meow'.

>>212499213
you unironically thought this was a woman?

everyone i know from childhood/school who went tranny was an autistic weirdo
makes you think

>>212499192
sounds less cartoon-minioney than "hail to the chief" lol

i've watched countless hours of russian ASMR

>>212499186
utter dogshit made by a troglodyte

>>212499270
it's not the title, i always thought that was fine, it's the rest of the song lol

just the man I think can offer this advice

>>212499261
???
she looks beautiful you're crazy

bollocks i can't remember either

any of yous know?

Ingerlund

>>212499294
wonder how many women Robert Greene's seduced with his powers?

Visit Montana

>>212499213
she'd get it

I went to Gloucester the other day. Nice Cathedral and surrounding buildings. The high street is a bit run down. Locals sound like hillbillies which I liked, but its packed with foreigners. The Quay wasn't great, obviously a work in progress and its a bit sad to see a former industrious area turned into a bland commercial zone full of student flats. I went to Cromwell rd where Fred and Rose West lived. It was spooky. From what I could tell that part of the city is now an Eastern European slum, rather than the post-Victorian English slum it was 30-50 years ago when they lived there. Nothing to note the house of horrors that once stood there, with bodies buried beneath. It's just an empty plot of land the size of a big terraced house with a path and a few bushes. Overall i'd have to say it was a very creepy town.

>>212499235
Idk next time buy 5000 worth of onlyfans subs to practice your texting game

He peekin'

>>212499315
>ad for a movie to watch on youtube
this was by far the most soul crushing thing in this photo

>>212499308
anon, I...

>>212499271
Any Art of Sound in there lad?
D'you know the language, or just like the sound of it?

>>212499341
if i wanted to practice with a man i'd just use grindr

Went to see Pendulum, moshpit was class

>>212499268
they fit?

>>212499315
>A shot on iPhone film
what the fuck is that grammar

>>212499367
no mostly gangly freaks

>>212499359
1000 year grindr sub?

Conservative Unitedstatians have finally come around to the fact that the US is a lost cause and are beginning to flood traditional conservative Russia.

Should I even care about Srebrenica

This country has worn me down to gristle and bone.

>>212499400
>record numbers
What's the record for yanks moving to Russia dya think
200 in a year?

>>212499398
cor love tall women

Netanyahu's in Washington.
Irans getting bombed again right?

don't hear much from Ok I will eat it!! poster much these days do you

>>212498999
For me it's just that I'm repeating my childhood now as an adult, without being able to stop doing it or control my subconscious mind that simultaneously craves love and friendship but fears rejection and abuse. I've worked though all of this without therapy, yet still don't know what the answer is if any. I wish I just had 1 friend in the world that I could trust and let my guard down with.

>>212499412
nick 30?

why do men volunteer to get shit on their dick preferably over learning how to talk to an actual woman

>>212499404
where's that? serbia? nah i think they can figure it out

>>212499427
think he bit off more than he could chew?

>>212499427
Moved to China with that other lad last I heard

>>212499294
mad how powerfully a lad's game skills can offset his looks
mystery was pretty decent looking to start off with but still
but imagine walking in on that creepy cunt in your pic banging your missus
no jury in the world would convict you

Pork belly Sunday roast

Where's ziedbelg

>>212499425
just the king inspecting his estates

>>212499443
you can trust me anon. now send us some feet pics

>>212499400
this will make some great bait on outer int later, thanks pal

ah, just found out about the srebrenica massacre.
these things happen

>>212499443
>>212498999
I feel similar to you all I hope we all make it someday

>>212499448
no one teaches you how to do that and there's little room for error

>>212499479
They both have penises don't they?

>>212499474
Mouth watering. With the yorkies and gravy too.

>>212499479
heard right's voice and xhe's eternally dropped
left would get it. all 6.3 inches.

>>212499479
Mental how easily susceptible gay people are to social contagions - careful lad, one day its ironic shitposting next day you're some haunting, disgusting troon

>>212499506
yeah and they'll have another one if i get hold of them

>>212499512
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>>212499519
see f1nn5ter

>>212499505
Yes so you fail and make an ass out of yourself until you learn to succeed. Just with about any skill in life that's worth learning. Still prefer that over bumming a woman with a penis and getting a poopsicle

>>212499474
phroar

>>212499504
You too anon <3 there's hope for you to find love I believe.

>>212499443
Very similar, I think you’d be a good friend

>>212499474
too much gravy

>>212499548
>just keep getting rejected and destroy your confidence in the process

fat white bitches

>>212499474
Not very considerate to any Muslims in your area as pork is unclean and it's Eid al-fitr

>>212499572
too big

>>212499506
...yh

>>212499415
There’s 20,000 US citizens living in Russia alone right now. This number is expected to balloon in the upcoming years as America falls to internal strife.

need yet another wee
that's the price you pay for drinking loads of cans innit

>>212499563
Mate I would dodge you like dodgeball lol. That's my issue, avpd. I've fked it by not getting help.

>>212499474
The plate makes it look like the gravy is like an inch or so deep. Now I want a roast with about a pint of gravy.

And the very latest from Moon Troon?

>>212499613
was defeated in castle ensis

>>212499574
it is not eid al-fitr bro, its ashura

I will never do a TikTok dance

>>212499618
Best Timmy cud do

>>212499607
I will probably message the people I have discarded soon because I regret it a lot but it’s overwhelming to think about, but yeah I get the same thing

>>212499636
nyah ichi ni san nyah arigato

>>212499572
Can I have some too?

NEW

>>212499660
>>212499660
>>212499660

>[Deleted]

What was it? x

I would rather screw an unattractive woman than an attractive trannard

>>212499665
no :>)

>>212499650
Idk why I find the videos where trans women fuck different kinds of fruit to be super hot.