Thread 212561191

heavenly choir edish

>>212561191 (OP)
post the girl reacting to this

>>212561182
matter can be converted into energy ie destroyed happens all the time

>>212561034
Sorry to hear that pal, similar to my experiences. I remember the chaos of barely figuring out who I was while everyone seemed to be building memories I could only dream of. Instead of dialing up friends, I watched from the sidelines, feeling more like a ghost than a participant. Sure, there were hangouts, but I was often too anxious to join in, learning more from screens than real-life connections. No epic parties to reminisce about, no love stories to tell. Just a sense of drifting through time, with nothing remarkable to hold on to. Now it feels like I missed out on something special, and those vibrant moments have passed me by without so much as a whisper. A blur of missed chances and unfulfilled dreams.

baby bart

Got some Salvia for the weekend. Never tried it before but considering injecting it into my penis

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8PXPJgpxvs

hear hear!
eh diego?

>Past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing.

What age?

>>212561248
your name is literally quentin bro lmao

fumando el vela

>>212561247
you asked AI to empathise with him didn't you

>>212561258
salvias are in the mint family which is why they have square stalks and the leaves smell good

>>212561289
why et?

>>212561207
they both have a sense of humour and aren't oblivious braggart twats like yanks are though

right who's starting the kfarms thread on him then
if moni had one then he definitely deserves it as well

>>212561298
Because I don’t use wogspeak or write like working class scum? No, I didn’t

>>212561267
green green grass

>>212561256
u m

smoked salvia while next to a runaway and a jet plane landed right over top me right as my hit took effect that was a magical moment for me

>>212561289
>>212561325
quentin lmao

Don’t know what to make of this world anymore

>>212561289
ET giving Katy dat S-curved baton xx

what does he put in the generator to make these?

>photorealistic detailed picture of 6ft tall human sized ET wearing a nike hoodie inside 30 St Marys Axe hugging a happy blonde white woman also wearing a hoodie

the carlybender tattle thread is blowing up

>>212561278
30, maybe 35, 40 at the absolute latest

>>212561394
screeching

Sheldon from Australia and Quentin from the UK, two /brit/ posting monoliths

>>212561256
una vela

>>212561326
because it was generic af

>>212561247
I felt this at uni. I was in social circles but I was never that guy people wanted to be around. People look at you for what you can give them.

I got sick of being around girls and all they would talk about is "oh did you hear what chad did yesterday?" "hey chad was saying..." every time I heard his name I would want to cause them major phycological damage

They never mentioned my name.

DTFIYanks

>>212561376
Imagine an antisemitic AI that makes a Robot Hitler.

>>212561376
this is just really sad

might watch a film
any good films?

he's definitely not quentin but it was kinda funny accusing him of that for a little while

>They never mentioned my name.

the way he dropped that as if it was a bombshell lmfao stupid incel freak

>>212561353
I'd like to buy the /brit/ a coke
And fill it full of love

katies call me papi

>>212561458
quentin is mad because i keep bringing up his horrible inbred tier name

phycological damage

>>212561487
kendra sunderland's interracial obsession

>this yank still thinks heathermong is quentin
why are they so retarded

>>212561522
You only just learned about this

>>212561487
Blue is the Warmest Colour

>>212561487
before sunset

>>212561513
gave me the fucking fear, if im honest with you
can't believe i post on here with these people

>>212561501
>>212561543
hi quentin

caborg

>>212561543
The American is Heathermong

>>212561549
>>212561551
Starting to suspect there are actual f*Moids among us

>>212561585
is he okay

earphones stink of arseholes and all sorts
God knows where theyve been

dg number 9 but they blessed me twice

he thinks he is slick going on proxies it's really funny
my dude you used the same ai you posted here in one of the most schizophrenic youtube videos i've ever seen you aren't fooling anyone

>>212561576
Reading his Twitter I can tell he is actually funny unlike Heathersubhuman who is just a parasitic mistake

>>212561590
I know. Freak has a VPN.

>>212561592
not a femoid, just a bit sentimental :3
and it is a lovely film

I need an ear pinning procedure

>>212561618
drinking drano like it's faygo

>>212561621
>my dude
you're really bad at impersonating how yanks talk heatherpaedo, same way you're really bad at impersonating how blacks talk. you're too autistic to do this

wank ribery

Figured it’s about time I learn what RSVP stands for. It’s been long enough that I’ve just been pretending.
“Répondez s'il vous plaît” apparently. Literally just “please respond”. Bit pathetic really. “Ooh please respond to me I spoke some French code”.
Wish I never googled it.

see you in rivendale
watch out for the blacked riders
-Gandalf

Heathermong sniggering away to himself whilst posting the latest batch of katys and gherkins

>>212561647
thas not a real drain shirt thats a fake bro >x<

>>212561668
quentin you are worried about this arent you LOL
nun you can do

>>212561696
It's a simple life

on steroids
can't sleep
all i can hear is the dull raging hum of testosterone coursing through my body

smol jake

whole lotta dat snappin goin on rn

>>212561676
No idea what you're on about and that makes me happy

>>212561702
give it up heatherpaedo

>>212561711
Corrrr bet you could pound my prostate like no other

my life was so much better on the vapes

>>212561711
not the only dull raging hum around here

Ignore this dtfiyank, new mong can’t even imitate ziedy right

>>212561711
go out and fight a kangoo

pov: you go to the beach with your French gf and look away for 2 seconds

hymen expansions are being administered

Quentin was good at playing bass, too.

bird at work who i've been working with is objectively fit and shes a good laugh but she had a mole above her lip and it turns her from a 8/10 to a 6 tops, feel bad cos its hard to stop looking at it

Counter post with babatundes getting bleached in the shard

>>212561377
das rite x

>>212561737
>>212561702
>>212561696
>>212561631
>>212561625
>>212561621
All me btw.

Hello, will you be my French girlfriend. RSVP

heard you want her hymen back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard you want her hymen back
nuh uh you can't have that

Mad how we had Charles I and then he was beheaded and we had no monarchy for a bit and then there was Charles II right after!!!

actually wild that he has like 3 proxies going on at once
absolutely unhinged

mental how peng it is to be able to wear a t-shirt and not worry about man boobs or a gut

evil money crying on it :'((

>>212561795
alri beto

>>212561772
Alright Autism Powers how's the Shaguar?

>>212561797
yea sure

I’m a bit of a soft meek cunt

know what i really like lads? train levels in videogames
they're always good aren't they? and you always remember them

I pretended to be hrathermong whilst doing one of my gimmicks then half the thread said they're going to dox me
Promptly dropped that larp unfortunately.

>>212561827
CWLTSHA

>>212561840
lol

>>212561821
Ooh la la. Can I lick your le fanoise?

>>212561835
Mallard

Quentin what's your workout routine cmon

eating a gay porn banana

>>212561874
yea go for it *presents hairy french arse*

Might start taking estrogen
Fairly certain i would become peng in mere months

Shardposters arrive from the Future.

>>212561916
Hey Quentin how's Mexico City?

Are you afraid of getting merked by the rioting locals?

>>212561914
hmm

>>212561914
yeah you’d totally look like a pretty girl and not a bloated deformed incel injected with synthetic hormones

Singing the Cronem Are Activating song in the shower

>>212561928
Unfortunately missed the protest. Could've had a chair lobbed at me, guess I'm just unlucky like dat mhm x

So why has this restarted again?

>>212561966
the what

>>212561966
do you have a link to the song please?

the yookay

Babatunde's overies getting eviscerated by gargantuan anglo saxon pole arms I the shard penthouse suite

>>212561983
That's too bad

What's your workout routine

Mirin that schizo warrior physique desu

>>212562005
he’s a gay schizophrenic retard with an interracial fetish don’t try to decipher his lunatic ramblings
he types and posts this shit with one hand while he’s having a wank to his own deranged nonsense

changed my mind i no longer want to learn python I want to learn C

>>212562005
don't worry x

>>212562017
he was a shit dad

>>212561995
He can't help it

He has obsessive compulsive disorder and he MUST post this stuff

It's really tragic

quentin pue satire

>>212561604
no x

>>212562058
>>212562066
oh, ok
yay!

shit's poore shatire

wanking over that pic of quentin's fat pink cock

they're washing each other's batons again

There are 10 posters here

hope I'm reincarnated hot next time

update for the day the pustules on my cock are still there

I suffer with fordyce spots

>>212562065
You should learn LISP

>>212562138
I'm 4 of them x

>>212562145
same, chat gpt says folloculitus hut won't be having some doctor touch my penis

>>212562065
I have been informed by the scholars on 4chan that coding is no longer worth it

>>212562179
What is this?

<3

>>212562179
um

>>212562177
Why?

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE ORDERED EXTRA CHIPS
>AHHHH WHERE'S MY HEROIN

>>212562210
Unironically, a tool for nonces to embed 'p into images they post. Hence why he uses it.

>>212562143
*reincarnates you in africa*

>>212562210
Pedo front end using a residential network botnet specifically designed to share child porn and spam 4chan

need the proto gf to get her fanny around my bellend

>>212562222
who orders chips at restaurant?

>>212562179
quentin

>>212562182
Have been to the doctor for different dick problems before and it’s actually not embarrassing at all to have them touch and look at your cock them the clinical nature helps
Just don’t want to have to go this time and say ‘yeah been rubbing my dick raw for so long that I’ve gotten lumps forming on it please help’

>>212562199
wouldn't mind decking this little fucking neek haha give him a right hiding

>>212562221
Teaches you how programming really works

>>212562222
Couldn't make it to episode 2 of this, didn't see what all the fuss was about.

>>212562254
how about my bumhole instead

In the Gherkin jerkin’ the gherkin rn

mad how food is lots of different colours but poo is only brown

>>212562270
stop pretending to be hard rorke

SCREAMING

https://en.wikishia.net/view/Main_Page

>>212562284
i am fucking hard mate

>>212562312
yeah for men lmao

>>212562201
I heard that too but I’m not doing it for the purpose of getting a job so I think it’s ok
>>212562271
I will have a look thanks

the nonce botnet but actually its for the ponies epic style

love this webm

Britain needs to give Turks and Caicos to Bahamas. 21st century has no place for colonialism

got four jacket potatos in the oven

>>212562199
>Sunderland
Can't imagine being from there and thinking that the place needs more sheeds

>>212562341
yeah 3rd time i've seen it today love it mate

>>212561765
>tanlines
NEED to see the uncropped image pronto

>>212562342
The USA should cease to exist in the same logic

>>212562292
>some sort of paki wikipedia
what’s so funny and or interesting about this? why was this worthy to share?

ceaseless, unrelenting suffering
'til the end of days

What's the funniest post you've ever seen

Going to play Battlefield 1. The last good video game made by Western civilisation.

>>212562376
i was wondering what that chest slapping thing was called and came across it and i thought it was funny

>>212562401
Mikey's bank

>>212562347
she is the hottest but I think I like twilly more romantically

the migraine is over it's time to order kentucky fried chicken

>>212562404
ww1 and we're DLC? yea i do take offence

Ok so now that it's clear he's using a botnet to spam the thread for no reason can we do the only thing that might possibly curb his spamming: migrate to /bant/?

mad that there are scientists engineers and lawyers here and I sling boxes around for minimum wage

any other neurodivirgin lad in

>>212562376
Pakistan is Sunni you idiot not Shia

>>212561376
the most obvious ragebait account i've ever seen.
you are really retarded to have screenshotted and reposted this

Is there actually drive for welsh inpendence or did I get trolled?

>>212562449
schizo

>>212562433
When I order KFC I'll order the largest bucket they do and then save any uneaten chicken by wrapping it thoroughly, putting it in the fridge, and reheating it in the oven the next day

Works out great, you get the benefits of both deep frying and oven roasting

ella whelan sex arse

>>212562471
How is that schizo?

>>212561827
grim

got your (You) though didn’t i
jokes entirely on you

>>212562451
we need box slingers
logistics matter

>>212562469
my cousins Welsh and he just gets pissed every night and goes clubbing

>>212562469
wales is much more deprived than scotland and doesnt have any sort of economy

NEW: MPs have voted against allowing 10 Premier League games to be broadcast for free

>>212562401
there was a mousenonce post that was hilarious but i dont remember it exactly, otherwise id post it

just cracked all 50 knukcles

>>212562469
No, most people in Wales voted for britain to leave the eu are overwhelmingly against Welsh nationalism. Reform is polling number one in Wales right now.

Day 1 (one) no weed
banging headache, foul mood

>>212562508
any details from it you remember?

>>212562341
need this game but for rapes

>>212562453
brown muslim = paki

>>212562371
I actually don't have it, that's just what she posted to ig lol

this too

>>212562518
I'll need a tolerance break soon

Jimmy Wallace

>>212562524
umm… bit racist that…

>Stephen Doohan: Paramedic who secretly gave pregnant woman abortion drug jailed for more than 10 years
fucking evil

napoléon forbid weed
enough for me

>>212562401
recent one that got me was also about the air india crash
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/211650966/#211651786

>>212562451
I'm technically a scientist. Thank you for your service. Your life is probably better than mine.

>>212562401
There was a thread years ago where we claimed that communal outdoor toilets were a thing in the UK and the entire thread was telling stories about them, and (some) foreigners actually believing it. But then someone brought up Americans don't shit in public toilets and need to go home to shit and this post made me fucking laugh like mad.

>>212562401
was fucking howling at this one from the other day

>>212562533
THE NAME, GIVE ME THE WRETCHED NAME

>>212562520
lol i just remembered now thinking about it

>>212562479
I'm getting two three piece meals and splitting them between four days because they're buy one get one free

>>212562618
Umm

*rarity smiles mischievously* dont look so surprised to find me here… ive been waiting for you

just think gary eats has gotten too big now
there's a whole team with him
nah will have to unsub

>>212562578
france has the highest number of tourists in the world. why do you never see french people seething and rioting over tourism like spain or greece?

>>212562501
>>212562515
Ok well I'm not looking to get involved with any Bongutang schizo debates, welsh indepence sounded like shitposting which I guess it was

>>212562632
that reddit post made you laugh? do you have a learning disability?

>>212561191 (OP)
I have a interview in 2 days and I am suppose to hear back from a place tomorrow I literally have no hope on hearing back from either of them

>>212562643
Because the english hate France

>>212562179
tool name?

Serbs are swerving

>£47k of student debt
mad how this use to be free less than 30 years ago

>>212562668
not true, and what does that have to do with anything

>>212562401
remember once when the russia ukraine war kicked off mikey was talking about the russians and them potentially invading europe
some yank replied “they can send you lot in to nick the copper wire off the nukes”

BREAKING NEWS: Jordans are squeaking

>>212562681
Dread to think what mine is

>>212562671
fuck off and kill yourself LOL x

>>212562671
your mother

>>212562643
fumbled numbers from the airport i reckon

>>212562688
Because that's why brits go to spain

You know I don't understand why it's now so hard to get a job because a couple years ago they will hire you if you had a pulse

>>212562736
thats why mums go to iceland

day 1 of my lose weight programme has gone well

pulled a muscle in my chest i think
hurts when i bend down

>>212562656
reddit is the most popular website in your country be quiet

>>212562798
bizarre comeback

bulbous -2 rapid snappening

Twerk that shit

>>212562789
there's a gay joke somerwhere

/pol/ gone especially mental

>>212562846
probably in your smelly bedroom right now

>>212562823
Nigga what tf that even means

>>212562798
you don't see me posting any of their content though

>>212562846
always is when you're around lmao

What the hell there’s a nichijou sequel airing

Quadruple lock the pensions

aphle watc telling me iv got afrib sommat
dont care

>>212562868
obliterated that faggot

>>212562850
why? the epstein thing?

Need to put the dishwasher on. Can't be arsed though

>>212562787
just remember, if you want to look different you have to live different
being healthy isnt a diet, its a lifestyle

i bet some of you depressed young men have nice tight round arses and i could make you happy with a good hard fucking and some nice words in youre ear

>>212562898
ktim

doing me like that, eh?

>>212562857
don't worry

>>212562755
There are two britishers inside you. One is a descendant of french nobles, like the all the nobles you brits worship, and the other is a native anglo

What am I in for?

just failed a suicide attempt. any recommendations on what i should do next?

Doing a think

>>212562920
get yourself booked in for another, is my guess

>>212562908
*gives your little croissant a cheeky tickle and your pain au chocolat a quick fingering*

>>212562920
Listen to the detectorists theme song

>>212562920
don't try again

>>212562915
You're in for 5 days of bring us about it every 5 minutes instead of going away, listening to it properly and keeping it to yourself

the catholic church didnt admit that the earth rotated around the sun until 1992

>>212562905
Absolute mad lad

>>212562925
hmm...

>>212562889
Mate that’ll kill you painfully one day

>>212562925
why does he like indians so much
youd think hed be more into chinkies

>>212562935
we call it a chocolatine in my neck of the woods

>>212562873
the humour in nichijou was horribly cringe not sure if it was lost in translation or what it was maybe even worse than joshiraku. i dont watch anime anymore thoughbeit as i became a /brit/ poster

I’m such a vile slug

>>212562971
if you're gonna be french at least learn the language

everybody loves indians

>>212562920
Learn 2 suicide and maybe renew your knife license

>>212562850
how's ptg coping with the epstein news

the bible be like god created the heaven and the earth and then this guy got a really cool jacket

>>212562920
Have a wank lad.
Transfer me all your money and all x

>>212562950
its true though
>>212562993
i bet this chap has a nice fat arse and its going to waste in his smelly bedroom and he doesnt even care

Wood is expensive

>>212562968
Never known a chinese that wasn’t still ultimately loyal to China and their brethren
Indians however will screw over everyone and compromise their morals to get ahead and be rewarded which is what you want as a ceo

>>212562968
They work for cheaper

>>212563003
we say chocolatine in the south west

Landlord wanted to raise my rent by 15%
Flippantly told him "sounds like a discussion for you and my employer naw'meen?"
And he did it. He bloody well did it and pressured my boss into giving me a 17% raise.

>>212563067
repeat after me
PAIN. AU. CHOCOLAT

>>212563087
don't mind desu

Real struggle being a romanticist

>>212563067
>south west
you must be morrocan

>>212563086
rentberg deserves extra in his tip next week

>>212563111
Try being a nihilist

>>212563086
the amployers name?
elbetrt einstein

>>212563112
richard the first was morrocan?

Social democratic doomerism for me

Tired of the deliberate typo gimmick

>>212563151
thank FUCK somebodt said it

Sir Tired Gimmick

Sir Muslim Marriage

Sir Two Tired Gimmick>>212563168

>>212563129
A nice blend of hedonism and apathy is the way to go.

Sir Toe Nibbler

>>212563151
I personally think that a lot of us here are drunk and trying to type out quality posts inevitably leads to ruin

Sar Tried Gemick

NEW

>>212563204
>>212563204
>>212563204

Sir Where's the New

>>212563196
hi Andrew

>>212563158
:)

>>212563196
Where's broadly?
Call yourself a Bradly enthusiast do you?
Fucked it lad. Fucked it BIG time mate.

>>212562631
random French girl I met on my travels, can't give it soz x

posted a picture of the gf on reddit again lads

why do women like tasting their fannies