Thread 18566347

What happened to coked up promos? Wrestlers never scream and shout nowadays they talk slow as fuck and wait for a reaction after every line. Imagine if someone like Drew cut an ultimate warrior promo it would get a huge pop

Modern wrestlers don't have the T levels necessary to cut 80's promos

>>18566347 (OP)
they can't. they don't have the talent. also drew has a terrible accent and wouldn't be able to do a good promo no matter what. i have to mute whenever he's on.

>>18566347 (OP)
That's the problem - modern guys are too busy playing vidya to do the levels of coke necessary to cut a great promo

>>18566347 (OP)
Coke these days sucks

jey uso does them sometimes

>>18566666
Checked.
Yes he does.

>>18566347 (OP)
Bron cut promos like that back in NXT, but Triple H just makes him bark.

>>18566347 (OP)
Benoit killed his family

>>18566666
>>18566711
Saying "yeet" isn't a great promo

In all seriousness, I agree

How about fent promos?

>>18566347 (OP)
Kevin Nash was raped in the summer of 1992 and this is what's on your mind?

>>18566347 (OP)
It's not the 80s anymore grandpa. The world isn't cartoon characters and bright colors and happy go lucky bullshit. Those types of promos died out in the 90s because like everything else the times changed

>>18567652
Zoomtits you need to listen up: Prowrestling went from 9+ millys on the reg during the 90s to 600k for AEW in 2025. You killed prowrestling and deserve the same fate. Kamala lost.

>>18566347 (OP)
They play video games now

>>18566347 (OP)
>>18566383
>Daddy Magic
>The Outriders
>Kyle Fletcher
they're all in AEW

>>18566347 (OP)
New Jack passed

We need more daddy magic promos

>>18567652
it's wrestling. it's always the 80s. the sooner you figure that out, the better.