Thread 212689552

What you having mate? edition

not really sure if i should bother going in the shower
i know im just going to end up having a wank and covering myself in cum later anyway

Reading a book about the iran-iraq war atm
Very fascinating stuff tbqh

on a mission to fix dirty videogame playing runtoids, the ones that wear their "swag" in public specifically

whenever i see one of these freaks i yell embarrassing things at them, preferably in a packed space, or talk really loudly with them about it.

for instance, saw one in a coffee shop once, lad was wearing a pokemon tshirt. start screaming at him from across the store things like "gotta catch em all!" and "pika pika!" until he kinda waved at me, then i came on over and started asking him about the pokemon he catches, just going on and on, being really obnoxious really. after about 20 minutes of this he left.

think he'll ever wear a pokemon shirt in public again? i dont.

>>212689552 (OP)
calippo shots please boss

>>212689552 (OP)
>£3 for a magnum
fuck sake, remember thinking they were expensive over a quid

>>212689552 (OP)
magnum vegan classic please mate

wonder how Scottish (non-irish diaspora) Celtic fans feel about how Irish their identity is

does it piss them off?
I wonder.

Soaking wet and drenched in sweat, under slick and stuck to my body. Throbbing uncontrollably.

Socialism is undeniably the economic-political system of the future. Only the most foolish conservative can deny it.

The question is what type of socialism.

1. Anti-white, third worldist socialism
2. European National Socialism that allows for human progress.

one more glass of wine
one more episode of can't pay we'll take it away then i'll sort things out

>>212689611
Countries gone to the dogs mate

>>212689597
he went home and shagged his she/they vegan gf, did you?

During ww2 terrible crimes were committed therefore it is morally acceptable to commit those crimes

need my lips surgically attached to her arse anus

no matter how much you try to push your vegan shite, i simply will not buy it

Me at the back

what are you lot having for tea then?

just to be clear we have a beautiful 28 degree saturday and at 5:30pm brit posters are spamming about middle east politics
state

>>212689642
can you link to a good one please mate? seen a few clips but wanna watch a whole one

>>212689649
as opposed to which other anus?

why is our le super sekret spy building in the capital where everyone can see it? wouldnt it make more sense to have it in some random small city or town and not have it featured in james bond films?

>>212689657
Crisps x

>>212689635
The Chinese model is a blueprint for success, progress, peace, innovation, and prosperity that all countries should follow imo

>>212689667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPbpxQHJepM

>>212689645
he didnt have one, surprisingly, asked him about it

love me star trek

>>212689657
hummus and pita bread

>>212689635
2. would just ban AI because it presents a threat to the current order and we would have technological stagnation

>>212689668
the vagina

Oliver Cronem with a Labubu Twist

Getting a chinese in tonight
bless those little yellow lot

this sis art

ever notice how the world started going to shit around the same time every western country was legalising gay marriage?

>>212689695
is this how that indian plane crashed?

Lovecraftian

>>212689712
was tempted to get an 'ominos
got a voucher you see

>>212689698
AI doesn't represent progress.

It's profoundly anti-human. What represents real progress is biological improvement. We should want a world of billions of beautiful, healthy, strong, intelligent Whites.

>>212689712
absolute lads
come all the way from china to make us scran

Knorr chicken stock pot. Use it or not, it’s your choice

>>212689669
It’s just a building. Every country has their official buildings and headquarters known.
The people doing actual secret stuff are just “civil servants” in various places across the country. Allegedly so I’ve heard

wish we'd had a revolution in our country like the french did
don't see us out protesting when the retirement age goes up do you?

>>212689648
The war crimes of the axis powers is well known but the war crimes the allies committed arent very well known.
George Patton committed horrible atrocities against german and italian soldiers
The british killed hundreds of French sailors in Algeria
The Soviet union did the katyn Forrest massacre
The americans bombed to smithereens Monte casino, one of the oldest monasteries in europe.

as always, let's give it a go

>Fall in UK GDP puts focus back on expectations of tax rises in autumn budget


sick of this shithole country, i wish covid was real and saved us from the boomer menace

>>212689739
Go to bed mate

>>212689768
started saying this before I shag the mrs

sex will never be in the olympics because of china

bruh

>see rock on the ground
>kick it
simple as

australia has timezones in 30 minute increments. just doesn't sit right with me

>>212689801
The Swedish just get it

Always take a shite before a shower and leave the hot water running so it's like a sauna as I sweat and defecate. Highlight of my day

from guangdong province me

Can't think of anything funny may as make a quietus milkshake.

>>212689843
Am a shaanxi man myself

shall be corrspaffing shortly

>>212689828
how can people deny the fact that anime is japanese?

Mexicans love Coca Cola

At the pub by myself sitting like a loser haha

British love breakfast tea

>>212689897
What are you drinking lad?

>>212689897
howling this is me
except in an hour

>>212689897
doing this but the pub is my incel flat as a i am a smelly incel loser and there's loads of scary protestants outside

>>212689552 (OP)
forgot oysters existed, highly peng

little snake lad

Back at toil tomorrow after my 11 days off. Wish i'd booked another week, but I suppose it time off has to end at some point.

getting a curry

>>212689968
Oh lawd he slithering

>>212689897
I went for an incel walk now I'm having an incel coffee

>>212690008
what you going for?

Police always rest their hands here

>>212690019
vindaloo

a cuddle with Jack

>>212690035
good lad

>>212690039
a cuddle with Winston

LATINA BOOTY!

rorkechild

>>212690043
kek

I’m gonna be a whimsical old man who says weird shit to normies on me morning walk

the ‘rsebergs

>>212689649
Whoa, ass ahoy.

>>212690088
Rorke peeking xx

>>212690088
KINO

>>212690100
example?

Get the puzzle made

>>212688122
>it's all based on chemicals and hormones
That's what our emotions are too. We are no different from ants in that respect. Our brains are bigger and more complex, but it's still just chemicals such as hormones.

>>212690123
that was my point

one thing that drives me absolutely mad is seeing those BRITAIN CRIME documentaries about gangs in london and shit and SOMEHOW they always find white people involved in this shit when it's literally 9.999999999999% wogs

watching my 600lb kino
fucking love that little cheeky jew doctor in it

>>212690101
tell me about Horseberg why does he wear the mask?

>>212690123
whoa dude

>>212690101
Ever been tempted to shag them?

>>212690130
Hes Iranian howeverbeit

rorke knife gangs ruining are country

>>212690137
fly-protection innit
>>212690150
erm

delivery driver looked annoyed that I didn't tip
no one carries cash anymore why would I go to that effort to get a few quid just for him?

>>212689552 (OP)
Never buy ice cream from a van me because it's always a fucking con

a rorketopia for all

>>212690015
you're mentally ill

>>212690130
Dr Now is Iranian. I love how much he clearly hates and is disgusted by the fatties and their retarded excuses lmao

screaming

>>212690176
probably just annoyed because he's a delivery driver

>>212690190
How so?

>>212690178
ki shops just as bad

got a headache, need to drink more fluids

https://jiggie.fun/hLjgDa

puzzletoil time lads, content is NOT safe for work. easy one to start us off tonight x

>>212689568
yeah wild horses go around building barns do they

>>212690115
‘Bless the morning dew, had your morning poo?’

>call from unknown number
scary

that's the kizza destroyed

>>212690220
haven't had a drink since 9am, probably should x

>>212690219
They're not, you can get a proper ice cream and a decent portion for 3 quid in a shop vs a fucking shit mr whippy for the same from a van

>>212690215
because I've seen this picture a dozen times on here and it probably isn't even you

>>212689552 (OP)
maxibons are class
got keen on them in spain

would you say that today's times are too soft

might have a nice glass of beer

>>212690222
Um

>>212689552 (OP)
>What you having mate? edition

>>212690236
thats lethal mate get down to the beer garden for some refreshments x

get sick to my stomach when i see the pride flag mutate more and more
thought the rainbow itself was supposed to represent the spectrum of human sexuality, but no apparently they have to shoehorn in a special spot just for trannies even though they were already part of the rainbow, and then had to add black and brown people for some reason

not clicking your ip snatching jigsaw websites thanks

>>212690274
vpn off x

>>212690271
first is best fuck
third is marry

These are the times that try mens souls...

>>212690271
E please

As a gay man, the endless horny posts of mid bitches is exhausting. Your spells don’t work on me foul wenches

>>212690287
DO NOT CLICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>212690271
E for me

do you think that times should become harder

>>212690287
We're all in there

>>212690271
c or d for me

>>212690271
B hands down

bnuy

3/5 hygiene rating is fine right?

>>212690355
c only fucks black guys unironically

>>212690363
yeah only a little bit of poo, by Indian standards

>>212690302
>begun, thut

do think should times become you that harder

that's a woman pissing onto another woman

rorke getting jiggie with it

>>212690413
Preferred the Emma one

>>212690302
do you prefer to top or bottom? x

>>212690229
I receive like 10 calls a day from unknown numbers so it stopped being scary at some point

some lad here said levi roots was a nonce and i have been repeating that fact everytime he came up in conversation for ages afterwards
turns out i was rused and he is not a nonce so have been sullying the reputation of a cheeky black for no reason

Every tape worm in the belly of the migrant needs to be fed, clothed, housed and loved

what are my options if l want a shag tonight?

>>212689552 (OP)
I'll go for the nobbly bobbly thx mate
just got done watching the brutal mogging from Iga

supping a pint

Im a germanophile

fucking shrieking

>>212690469
I’ve never had the gay sex, I’m incel x

>>212690528
meet with prostitute off adultwork / vivastreet

>>212690528
lave the house

>>212690374
you’re fucked in the head

>>212690549
how is that possible? poofters will fuck anything (except women)

>>212690537
only lena can save us

>>212690528
50p in your mums gloryhole

i'd be shrieking if i was an aussie, size of the spiders

Doing a re-watch of the wire

i'd be shrieking if i was an aussie, size of angela whites tits

>>212690578
rybakina?

>>212690577
I’m not that sexual of a person, just doesn’t interest me that much desu. I’d rather stay at home and pet my cat

>>212690646
shut your incel ass up

HEEEEEEEERE I GOOOO
CAN YOU SING ALONG

Rest of World are pussies

Travaildepuzzle commence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uivAFTzp1Kc

>>212690666
same but i don't consider myself gay
do you wank to gay porn?

doing a gay porn watch of squid game 3

not gay but occasionally cum to the thought of shagging a bloke

gay porn dancing my way to the chip shop

What have conservatives conserved ?

>>212689587
the story of sending schoolkids to walk into minefields is bullshit

>>212690706
Nah, I don’t watch porn. I’m probably asexual or something.

Get the gay porn on

>>212690747
classism masquerading as equality

>>212690763
yeah you were there?

fitted sheet just popped off at the corner of my mattress and i said "fuck off" out loud

Your hate this but got the Craig Charles on

Any shaggers in? Got a question which requires a shagger's insight.

>>212689669
no phone reception outside. sketchy place

Any nonces in? Got a question which requires a nonce's insight.

>>212690789
no x

mincing down to the local gay pornoroium

Going to bed early. Because this on tomorrow and I can 't miss that.

Lower class
Sitting in the front of your house

Middle class
Sitting in the back of your house

Gladimhere Putitin

>>212689773
never should have had the covid lockdowns. now they've got shot tons of debt to sort out
I say just file for bankruptcy and let the EU or China buy us out

Chun Li sex thighs

Upper class
sitting on the roof of your house

>>212690789
>>212690808
Yeah what’s up?

Start shaving with a safety razor. Now.

>>212690822
These multiple regenerations are getting mad

>>212690852
Looks slavic

>>212690789
...yh

l have done...murder

>>212690015
why are thr tables always at an awkward height?

>>212690837
unsure about this

>>212690856
You see her canonically naked in the Jap release of Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie (1994) ok! Tits

>>212690863
Here in the Midwestern states its common for teenagers to sit on the roof of their houses
I even did it myself when I was younger

just had a wank

suppose i best get the dinner started

>>212690865
already do

>>212690859
Not really going to work though is it

Roke still doesn't believe in global warming because there was a heatwave in 1976

>>212690886
How will you atone and seek redemption for the heinous crime you've committed?

counting down the minutes when it will be acceptable to leave for the party

Why do UK police walk around with their hands in their vests?

>>212690908
had two chicago towns earlier but tummyberg WILL want more later

Rorke sex arse

>>212689552 (OP)
I want that tub of white red and green ice cream with bubble gum at the bottom

>>212690789
>>212690952

>>212690927
um if you'll see here they make the red on the heat map a lot scarier than they used to see its obviously fake

>>212690899
classic /tv/ meme

>>212690927
rorke outed the elites for cloud seeding what has leftypol achieved

>>212690899
God I wish I was an American
Your suburbs are paradise

>>212690782
noone else was. that's the point

Don’t have any summery shoes. Only got some brown boots and some white leather trainers.
What are shoes that cool people wear? Ones that I can wear in summer without my feet turning into a sweaty sore mess.

shrieking up my bfs arse

>>212690983
Its a semi charmed kind of life

>>212690952
Hope it's a sliding doors moment and you miss out on the love of your life

sandra shine

Just learned about the sleepy joe Biden

>>212690964
It ' s nice to do it !!

baby food is basically just fruit sauce with the price marked up despite being exactly the same
this is a conspiracy for the ages and i'm going to blow the lid wide open on it

firefox now has chatgpt installed as default. i did not ask for this. capitalism is rape

>>212690989
roman sandals

Went to see granddad in his church care home thing and infront of the telly in his room there was a piece of paper with "refugees out" written on it. He doesn't even speak English he's fucking 91 and almost got sent to Auschwitz.

Had another cigarette
Have a lot to think about you see

>>212691015
vpn off

>>212690989
white trainers are fine for most summer situations I wear sliders or birkenstocks for casual outings

>>212690987
Ok I understand.
>>212690994
Don't do it.

>>212691017
Mothers spend 75% of all taxable income in the UK, and most marketing is targeted at them.

>>212690979
im not a shagger incels can go to parties too
>>212691008
really mean to say

>>212689552 (OP)
Nobbly bobbly and its not even close

jeffrey epstein was a good cunt. jeffers eppy we called him

Chun Li vs Ada Wong naked oil wrestling

>>212691023
Not a Roman so I can’t wear them. Don’t want to get cancelled for cultural appropriation or whatever it is

>>212691036
Rorkeciech on a mad one

>>212690864
>>212690878
what's your hinge/bumble/tinder description?

My catbergs keep fighting with each other
I try to break them up but they just go at it again
What should I do lads ?

>>212691052
how are you an incel and going to parties?
can't believe you've been going to parties for 10 years and still haven't shagged

>>212689552 (OP)
twister and calippo shots über alles

>>212690196
>>212690231

I hope all incels going out tonight each finds the love of his life

It's not all about sex, find someone you really actually like and then connect with her as one individual to another

>>212691019
doesn't work on my machine

haven't been outside today, I'm an anti-sun cockroach you see

>>212691093
Let them sort it out themselves.

>>212691093
It ok you can leave them !!

Cats are a bad animal.

>>212691093
grab em by the throat and scream in their faces

>>212691100
lmao i rly have longer than 10 years more like 15 years and still an incel

>>212690271
B and D have no tattoos

mad how there are real people out there in the world who can realistically and unironically reach for 'why dont we just kill him' as a solution to any problem they have like their life is some mad movie

>>212691116
same been sat inside nice and cool

>>212691133
he doesn't look old enough to have a daughter that age

>>212691088
“Not looking for anything serious”

>>212691129
nahh but you have shagger mates can't they set you up?

>>212691101
>calippo shots
first time I got them i struggled to open them and spilt most of them on the ground :(

>>212691136
Will you take screenshots of them and tell your obese mother that they are your girlfriends

>>212691087
I thought it was a note from one of the nuns about medication or something at first because he fucked up the first "e" and had to scribble it out. Nobody else noticed it so we didn't ask what it was about.
Don't think I should be reading his little notes but I wonder if he saw it on the news. Only one in the room that couldn't speak Polish either.

jesus had two dads

>>212689552 (OP)
>no golden gaytime
fuck off

>>212691112
Truke
Men need women and women need men

>>212691160
a little but yeah they're not giving and their gfs shut me down and sabotage me
was vibing with one their gf's friends and she comes to our conversaton and pulls her away to talk to another guy lol

just beat Mega Satan on Binding of Isaac x

What on earth has gone on here then, lads?

>>212691166
Speaking from experience are you?

>>212691171
he was a jew

>>212691171
poo

jigsaw puzzle going well lads

left the corner pieces undone in the top left in case any mongs want to give it a shot yeah

https://jiggie.fun/hLjgDa

>>212690989
Get a thin canvas sneakers like a deck shoe or court shoe from converse or equivalent, there's a lot of brands. Otherwise, sandals or espadrilles.

>>212691199
WE ARE THE GOING BLOODY!

>>212691179
They'll ignore it

>>212691199
Pilot suicide, pretty open and shut case

>>212691088
"Will buy you cigarettes and coffee"

>>212691199
Sar i dont know how to bloody well fly this thing

>>212691199
>Accidentally switch off the fuel
>Sir the fuel has been switched off
>Shut it Dalit, no it hasn't
>*sneakily switch it back on hoping he hasn't seen it*

>>212691183
brutal
she knows you're a 30 y/o virgin and is still cock blocking?

>>212691215
get off the computer and do a real one you sad bug man. you have cyber aids

>>212691199
Why do they call it the "cockpit"?
Why not call it the captains quarters or something like that

>>212691199
LIFT THE BLOODY PLANE SAAR WE ARE CRASH

I've decided to watch Sex and the City.

If a man my age hasn't seen Sex and the City, Friends, the Harry Potter movies, and Gilmore Girls, then women will know he is an incel. Because everyone who has had a relationship has watched them with the ex.

>>212691201
That's a yes then
What a sad cunt you are lmfao

>>212691244
nah these ones are funner

>>212690989
Flip flops, favelamaxx

>>212691254
sex and the city is shite lad get desperate housewives watched

>>212691227
lol

>>212691199
>take off
>cut fuel to engines
why'd he do it

>>212691152
i'm pretty sure that's this guy who is a weeb satirist

just wore a white t shirt while eating a tomato based pasta sauce and now i look like american psycho

Is that a gay porn jigsaw puzzle?

Really?

You're telling me you've been working with other anonymous men to put together a fake jigsaw puzzle to look at gay porn together?

>>212690271
D for me

>>212691254
gf wants me to watch desperate housewives together
Not looking forward to it

>>212691261
>you: creates a bizarre incel scenario over a fairly inuculous observation
>me: incredulous
>you: hahah im right!
Are you mentally ill? Genuinely question

>>212691277
most bent post there's ever been

this is art

/brit/ really isnt very fun to browse anymore

>>212691223
This sounds like a real answer I’ll do this. Thanks mate

Black Adder is Like
new
series of Mr. Bean !!

>>212691307
not bloody gay porn its one woman doing a wee on another woman, no men at all mate

>>212691242
older
idk if she knows im a virgin dk if her bf said
but she knows despite knowing me for 5 years she knows ive never had a gf in that time

>>212691314
indubitably so

>>212691332
Every time I come here it’s just heatherpaedo, dtfic and a couple of other freaks getting angry at each other. So peak

tobes xx

>>212691254
Women want a man who has seen House

gay porn is /brit/ culture

>>212691335
spoiler this shit

need a bf who only bounces on an exercise ball all day

>>212691332
true

>>212691391
sounds like the activity of a toddler you nonce gimp

>>212691405
>>212691405
>>212691405

trying to twinkmax by growing out my hair and getting really skinny. getting no attention from women, but have been hit on by three different batties

>>212691334
Haven't watched The Black Adder for yonks
Might do a cheeky youtube today

>>212691389
absolutely not, nothing wrong with one woman doing a wee on another woman, completely natural innit

>>212691333
Not your mate frogposter

>>212691277
I'm after single women not bored married women or gay men.