Thread 213027536

I'll make the new again shall i? edition

>>213027536 (OP)
she looks like my mum

scran

Pooo

sorry, simply don't care about what happens in the middle east

>>213029216
Corr

Won't someone please think of the Hamastanians!?

rorke’s a smeggy man

>>213029216
Lucky you got to suck on your Mum's tits then aren't you

>>213029223
Muhammad was a Satanic false prophet.

I'm 18 and live like it's the 1940s

bad day to be a glass of full fat milk

>>213029246
Reckon ai is going to fuck me up

>>213029269
what do you mean

hi lads it me :)

>>213029284
hello mate :)

>>213029284
hello mate how's life

>>213029284
perth poof? x

>>213029253
muhammad had only good things to say about your man jesus so you should be respectful

>>213029279
preparing to be sent over to fight the jerries i reckon

>>213029284
:D (me when i see you)

>>213029217
*cackle* hell yeah dude

Every other religion is a silly fairy tale.

Except yours though.

got the michael jackson on lads

hi lads it me :)

>>213029325
ffs

>>213027536 (OP)
art gf

>>213029334
BOOOOOOOOOOO>>213029334

The father, the son and the racist spirit

Oi! Do you 'ave a loicense for that Palestinian flag m8?

>>213029325
bruh

>>213029325
What are they like!

>>213029310
Muhammad denied the fact that Jesus is God. Muhammad was trained by devil worshipping Talmudic rabbis and the Quran is blasphemous!

Can't decide between cricket and the golf today

>Select all images with
>crosswalks
>Click verify once there are none left.

we disregard smeg as gross and disgusting but what if it's actually a superfood or it cures cancer or something

when did egypt get nuked

>>213029365
well hes not god hes gods son

Crosswalk is what Rorke does up and down his bedroom after seeing a picture of a brown fella on his computer

/brit/ is a LAY TECKS girl general

>Muhammad was trained by devil worshipping Talmudic rabbis
Yeah imagine following a religion that originated with rabbis.

Cue the usual cope about synagogues of satan and kicking out money changers

and exactly why don’t we have a better alternative to shooting water up the hole or paper when it comes to wiping bumberg?

>>213029392
>sick of 'em

>>213029384
Jesus said "I and the Father are One." God is Father, Son, and Holy Spirit!

>>213029403
No dogs in Sweden?

>>213029401
Talmudic was the important part, shit-for-brains

>>213029415
you what

>>213029412
polytheist shite

doing the gay porn dance

>hidden camera at the gym going well
worth going after all

>>213029412
Jewish fairy tale nonsense

>>213029463
corrr

>>213029405
kek

>>213029415
> Estimates suggest that around 8% of the population—approximately 800,000 people—have a Muslim background in Sweden as of 2017.
800K of em mate

>>213029412
did you shake your orthodox white boy ass when usyk won his fight the other day

>>213029463
um this is illegal and she's not wearing that for you to look at her arse

nonce country

going to walk an unnecessarily long way to the shops just to get some fresh air

this is something I do often

gaysexoholic

CAM ON REFORM SCOR SOM FACKIN VOTES

>>213029393
so true

alri lads?

>>213029393
I'd love to have sex with her if you know what I mean ;)

get a burning sensation after pissing occasionally. its like a UTI but it only lasts for 25-30 minutes and only happens once a month at most. very strange

>>213029418
Holy fucking coperino
>they were only rabbis who circumcised kids and pilpulled and sacrificed animals and burned Canaan but they just passed their teachings down orally instead of writing it down

>>213029412
>And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God. Matthew 19:17, Mark 10:18

>My Father is greater than I. John 14:28

>I ascend unto my Father, and your Father; and to my God, and your God. John 20:17

>My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? Matthew 27:46, Mark 15:34

>So then after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God. Mark 16:19

>Christ sitteth on the right hand of God. Colossians 3:1

>For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus. 1 Timothy 2:5

can't focus on listening to conference talks because some cunt sitting nearby is emitting the most noxious farts

would have removed myself already if I were them

>>213029451
Silence Muhammad.

>>213029588
Gotta wank

>>213029583
Viral debate!

thoughts on these trainers? already ordered them so nice things only please

>>213029635
ronke unmasked

Wonder if I can graft some donations for being unfairly told to Foy so many times

>>213029583
Can you sack people for their political beliefs?

>>213029583
Nobody in that room could even define fascism. I think probably fewer than 1 in 100 people could nowadays.

>>213029651
FOY

whatever happened to the face ID thing you guys were glooming about all week

have a mop on my head
need to learn how to buzz cut my own hair so that barberberg doesn't get overwhelmed by me walking in

>>213029689
I had to send a picture of me with my passport and a recent bill to log into pornhub

I've been keeping myself seliverately sleep deprived for over a year now, do my best to only sleep a maximum of 4-5 hours each night, waking myself with alarms

if I sleep for longer I end up having horrible nightmares and every night is an agonising torture session

>>213029707
Itd just due diligence rorke you could have been 17 and a half

>>213029534
>>213029393
what's the appeal of latex?

>>213029689
25th the internet gets censored, you will have to share credit cards and selfies to get onto porn websites.

>>213029592
All things they abandoned

>>213029728
might need some therapy, la

*borat voice*
"my penis"

>>213029735
it's right and shiny, feels smooth and it shows of women's figures.

Jay Dyer says that the most conservative Orthodox is Russian and the most liberal and pozzed is Greek. However it also depends on each parish because there are conservative Greek priests and so on.

>>213029776
why are you obsessed with that lad

hmmmm

>>213029782
It's called a fixation.

https://www.autismhorizon.com/autistic-fixations/

Have you ever lucid dreamed? I heard a Japanese story of lucid dreaming where this guy murdered his boss in a lucid dream and then it turned out it was real life and he freaked out but the story has some twists and turns and I won't spoil the end.

*leaves out a benign mediafire link*
goon_material.rar.exe

the normies are turning on capeshit
tragic.
TRAGIC.

if i was british i would start lynching politicians

make ephebephiles pedophiles again

>>213029809
pigdin police

>>213029820
ah yes, the "I was sleepwalking" defense

family worries like mad when I don't reply to their calls and texts and then that makes me feel awful for not replying which makes me avoid them even more
it's a viscious cycle and I'm a pathetic slug

>>213029843
for all practical purposes they are

>>213029839
I recognize this picture. These anons keep falsely claiming that it's me, but it is not me. They say that I'm lying, but in fact it is they who are lying.

>>213029839
2006iest image i've seen in a while

>>213029857
*salts you*

if i was the PM of britain i would threaten to nuke the headquarters of every multinational corporation like google and amazon unless they accept my demands

>>213029886
*were
hypothetical, subjunctive mood

That's a long way

both russian and english words for barber come from french but one comes from the word beard and the other from wig it's weird that none of them refer to actual hair on you head

>>213029839
Remember when this person would also post that red head little girl and talk about orthodoxy and his therapist? Very weird times

>>213029735
what isn't the appeal?

>>213029921
what's russian for barber?

>>213029743
ah alri
wanna see what'll 4chins be like without you blokes around
>>213029707
how many kids you reckon were protected by your facial scan?

israel on a mad one

>>213029728
no you havent, you wouldn't be able to function if that were the case

>>213029972
your fault

>>213029901
that would be a good image for a phone background but actually it's too light and i wouldn't be able to see the time

>>213029325
Meanwhile

>>213029972
Don't mess with the best because the best don't mess!

when the ipad toddlers of today grow up the world’s fucked

>>213029927
gingernonce and catyank are different people

>>213029838
that's not tragic at all

any good asmr videos

>>213030059
yeah

>>213030059
https://youtu.be/P0d5NxNqduA

I need to kill myself asap
I hate this life theres no hope theres nothing good
Every waking moment is pure torture im in a hell most people could never comprehend
Give me one good reason not to order a nice big bag of sodium nitrite from amazon and be done with it

>>213029405
Meanwhile https://www.tiktok.com/@liamnoelashcroft/video/7523303689444986134

funny how millennials are the baby boomers of the internet
complain about how bad it has gotten but did absolutely ntohing to conserve it

Went the apple shop and got a new battery for my phone, will probably use this phone for another two years before i upgrade. good customer service desu.

>>213029809
Gte teh dslyexisc hried!

>>213030087
witcher 4 will be phenomenal

>>213030032
Total AI Death

Whites have the best countries, Asians the best genetics, they need to mate.

>>213029838
only took 25 years and 40 billion dollars

>>213029972
I recognize this. It's the 2020 firework factory explosion in Beirut. It ranks in the top 10 of largest non-nuclear explosions.

Begging god, gods, aliens, ai, anything that's listening to please just kill me right now

>>213030059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCMM9RgazAY
No.

addicted to watching uk dashcam compilations

>>213030096
honestly i didn't even realise it happened until it just did

>>213030123
In high school I defeated the Asian and Jewish kids in the mathematics competition and I am a white Aryan!

>>213030141
Actually it was me letting rip a big one after a vindaloo and a few pints, sorry lad x

>>213029839
Nothing more working class than wearing a chain. Shows their place i guess

>>213030176
I don't they make me nervous

>>213030212
Why

If I say what I think I will be banned
Something about Starmer, something about Israel, etc, you get the jist

>>213030219
dojn't like seeing dangerous stuff on same roads I hasve to drive on

I have no doubt that chad has an extremely high IQ.

>>213030227
Thoughts on Barmer and Bisrael?

Cat chad is a genius.

Doing a shnit

>>213030237
Little scared baby are you x

I'd chill with catyank. He seems cool as hell.

>>213030271
Beath by banging bat bhe Bague bourts, band botal bestruction band banihilation

>>213030300
forgot your cat image lad

erm okay so basically i just turned this into a really good day! woo hoo!

>>213030224
Looks way more normal than I would have expected

>>213030300
How so

What would happen if you had no balls? No sex hormones all?

looking for an anime preferably one with little girls in it

>>213030329
smeggy trousers

>>213030329
>that bit of skin where everyone can tell you jerked off too much
a tell-tale sign

Total Nordic Victory

>>213030367
dragonball zee

>>213030329
There's a visible cum stain on your trousers mate

>>213029284
hi mate, hiya. hiya everyone

>>213030386
>Getting your history lessons a random nazi Twitter account

tuesday takeaway lads
dare I
DARE I

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Pseudohistory_Theory

It's hilarious how much ricedicks cope about Aryans.
Chinese philosophers navel gazed for centuries and got completely BTFO.

what if rorke got everything his way?

>>213030386
I mean there's some blond people in central asia even today, this isn't a big deal

>>213030429
Cope-a-roni and cheese. Chinese mogged Europeans for 95% of history, and will again soon

Rorke falling to his knees in defeat after leftypol informs him kebabs are made my foreigners

Neo-Nazis are retarded 70IQ dysgenic subhumans who are allergic to facts and science but will believe the most insane conspiracy theories without asking for a crumb of evidence

>>213030386
you said egyptians were black the other day

>>213030542
He also claimed Julius Caesar was a Norseman
Nazis are very, very stupid people

just need to stay awake a few hours longer then I can sleep at a normal human time and wake up at a normal human time and begin fixing my life

>>213029401
rabbis came after christianity

>>213030542
I say a lot of things

>>213030542
Egyptians were fair skinned.

>>213030505
spainfag get a life

it pie night

>>213030566
give over, you're kidding no-one mate. you'll be sat up at 3am watching anime and fiddling with your penis.

>>213030590
You are a schizophrenic retard in a Russian Jew cult

do you guys also feel like you can’t really enjoy smoking weed anymore? like i like getting high but the actual smoking part just makes me feel so gross as i get older.

i’ve made the full switch over to edibles

harlotry is the natural state of womankind

>dude these people living 4,000 years ago in the middle of Bumfuckistan were blonde!!! That proves le Aryan supremacy
>>Oh so what are their accomplishments?
>Umm.....

sleep time lads get hyped

>>213030614
I haven't smoked weed in approximately nine years. It is a sin.

>>213030629
Ah yes celebrities advertising capitalism on behalf of megacorps headed by billionaires
Really need someone to release a virus that kills 100% of humanity and spreads like wildfire

>>213030649
you couldn't last a day in the north hemisphere

>>213030646
whats funny about this is black people have lived far longer than any “whites” have on this earth. like white people LITERALLY come from black people

drinking cold custard out the tin

>>213030675
um sauce?

>>213030684
Evolution is a lie.

these asians are out of control

>>213030675
fantastic body on the left, source?

I am not a woman and this pains me deeply
I am ugly by male standards
I am physically disabled and in constant pain
No one will ever love me because I am disabled and ugly and in chronic pain
Why shouldn't I just kill myself?

>white people LITERALLY come from black people
Average American education

>>213030614
>>213030684
fuck off you pair of boring fucking cunts. jesus wept

>>213030678
what could this mean

>>213030707
when will you morons die out? kek

>>213030714
cope on yakubian cave beast

>>213030707
>Evolution is a lie.
And yet you believe in cats, curious?
Do you believe the magical sky fairies just popped them into a existence one day out of nowhere?

>>213030671
No wait actually it was eight years because I smoked a blunt in 2017.

lol

>>213030737
me at the bottom

>>213030761
>>213030671
You don't have real friends to tell this to?

>>213030737
me at the bottom

conducting a poo

just seen a bald fat gay man

>>213030777
I'm his friend. Fuck off and leave him alone

>>213030791
turn on your monitor

>>213030671
corrupt janny cunt who constantly spams with an avatar (against the rules) lecturing people on sin, go fuck yourself you evil freak

finished off an episode of my show, going to have a little wank as a reward

What would happen if you ingested your own semen?

>>213030766
roar

>>213030823
nothing

>>213030823
you turn gay

watching the x files murder is cute af and the lighting and sets are really good, also like how they visit many locations in one episode makes it feel like a road trip

not to be a doomer or anything but I really do think it's over for the UK
we are going to have to beg the IMF for money soon

watching how i met your mother

>>213030823
a semen tree would grow in your belly

Might move to China.

>>213030846
that's scully

Might move to Bristol

downloading black mirror s1-s6, any good?

>>213030823
A helmeted goddess will sprout from your forehead haha

(ONLY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE WILL GET THIS)

I expect the UK will no longer exist by 2050.

>>213030849
Legen... wait for it...

>>213030580
so what

>>213030879
1, 2, and 3 are the only acceptable seasons

>>213030848
collapse is a process not an event but it's true that the west is deep into that process, i think most of us will be dead and gone before any glimmer of renewal appears if at all

mumberg try not to be a retarded nigger challenge difficulty level impossible

>>213030891
the english republic glow up

arsing around my smelly bedroom doing nowt

>>213030848
yall are lowkey cooked

>>213030879
hell God baby damn no

>>213030921
fr?

>>213030704
>>213030709
>>>/gif/29170403

>>213030876
same sifferentce

How can the UK be doomed when the state told me diversity is our strength?

Holy crap, I freaking love JAV!

>>213030916
ror

>>213030891
Scotland and England were their own nation for hundreds of years more than the UK has existed, so.....

Wales has never been a real country and I reckon it will just stick with being part of England

>>213030963
have you tried not seething about ethnic diversity for 10 minutes?

The good thing about the Egyptians is that they literally left painting showing us what they looked like, so any retard who does a we wuz kangz and claims they were white can instantly be laughed out of the conversation for being the schizo retard nazi freak that they are

>>213029989
you can function on 4-5 hours of sleep, it just has adverse health effects over time

I unironically can't even fathom the UK getting better, we have no money, dog shit decaying infrastructure, insane legislation which means anyone in the world can get free money from us as they claim to be a refugee, a treasonous civil service who push their liberal ideology on us, the state arresting people if they tweet anti-liberal thought crimes, a greedy evil boomer generation sucking every penny out of the state as they can, genuinely the worst ethnic demographics possible. We unironically voted to put sanctions on our own trade with the EU, everything of note is so centralised in London the rest of the UK exists to provide London with resources and Labour. I used to cope that Scotland would go independent then I would simply move to Edinburgh but their 'nationalists' are even more globalist than Westminster.

2008 followed by 14 years of cuntservatives broke this country, unironically dropped us from a properly first world country to a post soviet tier shithole. All for what? So their mates could inflate property prices? Hate it

we were kings

enjoying some fresh strawberries some browns were selling off the side of the road
they're good them

>>213031021
you wouldn't be living if you had 4-5 hours of sleep every single night for a whole year

*switches status to DO NOT DISTURB for the next hour*

>>213029972
when I fail to hold in a fart:

"the Egyptians were white germanic nords bro trust me, groyperhitlerite1488 on xitter told me so!"

>>213030700
well thats him done

>>213031025
hold that L

>>213029325
oh my days blud

>US leaves UNESCO due to its inclusion of "Palestinian" world heritage landmarks

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>213031053
hahahaha

on the grim alkie twat toil again aren't I

>>213031058
now show the anunnaki

>>213031068
bro

>>213031049
ktim

Britain is a nation of infantilised selfish idiots who throw a tantrum when they don't get their way.
This started with the boomers who idolised this kind of selfish amoral lifestyle, and following generations are even worse.

Rorke's creps

>>213031068
United Golems of America

>>213031058
are you black? this seems very personal to you

THEY WUZ WHITES!!!! THE NAZI OCCULTISTS ON /POL/ TOLD ME SO!!!!

jeffrey epping forest

>>213031126
erm no i wear this

do you reckon the first human to have gay sex thought "my life is a movie" afterwards

>>213031126
would have to wear stilts to be 6 foot me

>>213031135
I'm white I just hate Nazis and people who attempt to lie about history
There's plenty of amazing shit white people really did, so why does this retard insist on lying?

>>213031048
I'm alive

I do occasionally sleep for longer if I slip up (e.g.. forget alarm, a few times I seem to have turned it off and went back to sleep with no recollection), but not with any regularity. my body does try to make me sleep longer hut I fight it because kt always results in nightmares.

I've resorted to putting the alarm across the room so I can't turn it off without getting off the bed.

>>213031126
wtf are these measurements

>>213031120
oh can it for one night will you rorke

I am 6 feet and 50 inches tall

>>213031175
decimal feet and inches

>>213031170
to wind you up

>>213031174
what do you typically have nightmares about

have two decimal feet me

>>213031198
no one really uses that do they? makes no sense

>>213031170
seems a strange thing to get so amped up about. who cares about nordicists. black people we wuzzing is a bigger threat to accurate popular perception of the ancient egyptians, although i also don’t care about that much

we may or may not have been kings

on a walk

finished far cry 5 just did the main story missions, pretty boring overall

>>213031170
For some of them, I think it's a lack of respect for other cultures and history in general. White people were living like subhumans while Egyptians were laying the foundations of civilization. This is a fact. So they try to steal it.

For others, I think it's overcompensation when confronted with "bad" things white people did. They just haven't learned to take the good with the bad. I'm one of those guys that thinks colonialism did more good for the world than harm, but I can see there was a lot of harm also and in an ideal world wouldn't have happened the way it did

>>213031213
some disaster happens and I fail to prevent it / have accidentally caused it / get blamed for it

e.g. left a pot on the stovw and it burned the house down

The cackle of mumberg makes me want to jump out of the window

might do a cheeky dilation

>>213031274
>white people are subhumans, but i think colonialism was good
hello shlomo

>>213031274
>White people were living like subhumans
no they weren't they just weren't civilized

nearly all yank precision engineering happens in thous (thousandths of an inch), which is a decimal unit bassd on inches

>>213031296
miserable bastard

>>213031258
haha definitely not a photoshopped image so funny

>>213031330
honestly find that baffling

>>213031274
>White people were living like subhumans
Nope, the Irish had a flourishing civilisation.
#Knower

>>213030914
was here the other day

>>213031310
Semites (non-Jews) were dominating the globe for hundreds, even thousands of years, before white people had their time in the sun. The big empires like Mesopotamians, Hitties, Assyrians, Persians etc

>>213031325
same thing

if we're both not married by 22 could i be so bold and ask you

my favourite dreams are half nightmares where im escaping a pursuer just feels so good to be anxious and paranoid and run and hide and escape and sneak around, usually it’s police or someone trying to kill me

>blud went full binble
i'm sorry, what?

>On a £31,000 salary, your take home pay will be £25,839.60 after tax and National Insurance. This equates to £2,153.30 per month and £496.92 per week. If you work 5 days per week, this is £99.38 per day, or £12.42 per hour.
Graduate job pays less than what I was making at Tesco on minimum wage

>>213031378
>Semites (non-Jews) were dominating the globe for hundreds, even thousands of years
no they weren't
>same thing
no it isn't

Are the Cornish actually their own people? I don't believe it.

Sir Binble Blud

>>213031439
>>213031439
>>213031439

>>213031378
>The big empires like Mesopotamians, Hitties, Assyrians, Persians etc
pretty sure none of these are semites except maybe the assyrians (honestly don’t know)