Thread 213036351

me and my homie edition

get the ozzys posted

>>213036080 >>213036145 seething jew satanists only angry cause Baal lost (again!)

>>213036291
i do wank to trannies near daily to be fair

>>213036257
call me ishmael

reckon we need to stop posting in yank editions

lionesses on itv1

RIP to the legend. I listened to him so much....I'm "Thunderstruck" hearing the news.

He's finally in his own "Paradise City". You can sing it all day now.

Reginald the Mouse (Mus musculus)

>dadberg just called me up
>asked me if I wanted to go see superman with him
>said of course not
>he sounded sad and said goodbye

now I feel bad
I don't want to watch capeshit though wtf?
why would he ask me that?

>>213036415
don't worry you're all getting blocked from 4chan anyway

pozzy nogporn

non-dogshit non-yank edition
>>213036432
>>213036432
>>213036432

nth for the baddiedem

thoughts on the NSDAP Golden Party Badge?

>>213036434
reckon he has no one else to go with

>>213036434
be nice to your dad some day he'll be dead like mine

>>213036447
you're brown

>couldn't even put together an ozzy edition
very disrespectful

>>213036434
WTF this is like posting a webm of you hitting a dog

>>213036434
think of something you do want to do with him and invite him to it

>>213036454
ridiculous
you had way so long to make your own

>>213036461
Think I watched a Mark Felton video on that but I'm not sure

>A British man who "dreamt about being like James Bond" has been found guilty of trying to spy for what he believed to be Russian intelligence service agents.
sounds like something one of you lads would do

was just thinking about the political implications of my tongue being deep up priti patel's arsehole

>>213036454
too late now

>>213036492
god they're all so ugly

ozzy osbourne? that reality tv star?

>>213036507
when did james work for the russians

>>213036492
Handsome lot

>>213036507
first lord miles the retard trying to be lawrence of afghanistan now this mong

wtf is happening to you all

ozzy gathered up in ashes
just like ashes at the ashes

We're all in here, /brit/ for the commonwealth
>>213036432
>>213036432
>>213036432

>>213036551
Can't let go of the past

>>213036434
call him back and tell him that you didn't mean it that way and then suggest doing something else with him
he'll really appreciate it even if he doesn't say it

>>213036432
>>213036432
>>213036432

>>213036469
he’s not but I am

ok fuck off with the shitty threadsplittinf

rorke's missus taping up her knuckles

>So Mr Osbourne, it says here that you spent 7 decades of your life praising and worshipping Satan. Why do you think I should let you in?

How do you respond?

>>213036434
Ungrateful bastard. I asked some people at work if they want to go. I don't give a shit about Superman. I just want people to do something with.

>>213036434
:\

>>213036681
>wait a minute, this is just the last few minutes of my brain activity. all of this isnt rea- *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

>>213036681
He didnt though. He just sung about many things occasionally that thing would be worshiping satan

>>213036681
im not ozzy osbourne

>>213036681
why is a wee lizard guy allowed in heaven

Wow the Radio 1 announcement of Ozzy Osbourne's death just made me tear up. Beautiful from Jack Saunders.

>>213036681
i'd list a bunch of logical fallacies

The lads as it were

Soon there will be no more br*tish flags here.
/brit/ will just be a bunch of mutts larping.

cant figure out which thread we're in since both are active

I'm a 34 year old femboy

>>213036784
what's your favourite sport?

should have been sharon

>>213036784
um..

>started eating dinner far earlier because that's apparently healthier than having it at 11.30pm
>now have got nothing to look forward to for the rest of the day

>>213036800
boxing

Ozzy Osborne's music was SHIT

There I said it. We can all stop pretending it was good now.


"Baawoooo doo doo poo!!!! Koo goo crazy traine!!!!"

>>213036808
>aquaman
Huh?

proof by assertion
argument from authority
argument from ignorance
shifting the burden of proof
presupposition (begging the question)
petitio principii
non sequitur
enthymeme
equivocating
sophistic rhetoric
ignoratio elenchi
ad hominem
argument ad populem
shifting the goalposts
reaductio ad absurdum
falsifiability
circular reasoning
poisoning the well
strawman
tin god
paper tiger
personal attack
spite
contraposition
abductive reasoning
closed circle
package-deal
naturalistic fallacy
moralistic fallacy
casuistry
Post hoc ergo propter hoc

was ozzy a zionist too or is it just his wife?

825
are you that desperate for attention? go and helicopter your chopper around in the street

Prince Charles,Prince of Wales shares a joke with Ozzy Osbourne and Chico at a reception at Clarence House for those lending their support to Saturday's star-studded concert celebrating the 30th birthday of the Prince's Trust (2006)

>>213036784
36 year old twink at work said i have a great arse

ozzy osbournes just died and im eating a piece of cheese

Have you heard about the latest VTuber drama?

>>213036891
remember Chico

>>213036866
Only a small sampling of my full arsenal

>>213036905
what sort of cheese?

Hard rock is heavy metal

>>213036492
That's when he thought they were taking the piss out of him for covering a song of his when they were opening for him

>>213036692
saddo

>>213036922
cronem clapmeat

>>213036891
Do extroverts just hang out and fake laugh like this?

all 3 men are talentless hacks

lads... paul mccartney has died...

>>213036547
I'm not a unicorn but fuark

>>213036681
He didn't though, unless st.peter reads rightwing tabloids

100% reliant on sleeping pills at this point

>>213036953
not again!

>>213036952
never refer to chico as a talentless hack again

volvo 240, the most metal choice of vehicle

>>213036681
ozzy was a christian albeit

>>213036953
*shrugs*

Ozzy Osborne in heaven getting rammed by Elton John whilst John Lennon gazes on in pure delight

>>213036547
>>213036962
qrd

>>213037007
wholesome lookin' fella
wonder how his life turned out

>>213037024
ASMR mummy milkies vtuber announced she's getting married and her incel fans are freaking out

using white vinegar in my laundry

>Ozzy Osborne
irish diaspora

shrews on tour

watching my incel films on my incel computer while I post on my incel forum

>spend half a century filling your body with every type of poison imaginable
>end up living only 2 years off national life expectancy
why even bother with the healthy living bollocks

>>213036903
I overheard people complimenting my arse at a festival this year. Gave my ego a nice boost, I must say.

>>213036952
/brit/ is a chico time general

Reminder that Paul McCartney was once a sex symbol

https://youtu.be/UKhZTzjFX_4?feature=shared&t=56

>>213037110
He was geriatric even 20 years ago mate he hasn't had a nice life for a long time

Haven't listened to Black Sabbath in ages

Forgot how good they are, damn....

Might have to break out the old guitar and learn a few of these licks

>>213037024
I liked and congratulated but it still stings

>>213037110
his life expectancy is probably well below the average for his level of wealth

apology for poor english

when were you when ozzy osbon dies?

i was sat at home eating live bat when tony ring

‘ozzy is kill’

‘no’

FUN FACT: according to most peer-evaluated studies, the chances of an anime watcher being a paedophile are 10000x greater than a non-anime watcher's chances.

>>213037156
Kys

>>213037071
felt like this when carly announced her engagement except not really because i dont like girls

Wonder what the easiest to learn language is

god i'm such an unloveable ugly virgin FREAK! genuinely no purpose to my life whatsoever

>>213037184
Heard all they showed on the epstein flights was steinsgate

>>213037215
prolly german

>>213037210
wouldn't even reach not even close

>>213037133
Who exactly is this?

>>213037215
english
learnt it without even trying

>>213037215
for english speakers? danish
an actually useful language, spanish

>>213037215
The one your parents speak I'd assume

ktim

>>213037156
congratulations! i'm so happy for you *unsubscribes from channel*

watching escape from alcatraz

family keep deadnaming me ffs

>>213036962
>>213037156
you are honestly the most pathetic and worthless person itt lol, very stiff competition too

>>213037215
English was pretty easy for me.

really need to sharpen my knife
barely cutting through onions

>>213037063
too big

>>213037231
bend dat shi over my boy

>>213037156
deranged behaviour

The solo for Mr Crowley is actually quite good

Might learn Key Word Sign so I can understand the Auslan interpreter on the news

Three girls (1932) by Amrita Sher-Gil

ozzy was based cos he pissed on the alamo

>>213037283
youre afraid of your own power

>>213037215
German is one of those languages where even if you don't speak it you can probably guess 70% of what is being said. I don't understand people who say French or Spanish, those languages sound so alien to me, even if English does have a lot of words of French origin.

>>213037270
elaborate

Starting to dislike women that I become interested in when I start noticing their lies and how evil they really are

SHOOT ME
ILL FUCKIN DIE FOR ASTON VILLA

it's because vtubers have no value unless you pretend they're your girlfriend

>>213037341
because youre a perfect saint

*goes off the rails on a crazy train*

at this point in the evening i like to pour a very big drink get into bed and take 2 sleeping pills. the rest takes care of itself x

>>213037323
I prefer cottage fit #69 where she is naked and bouncing on my bwc

ozzy
so sad
give him a STATE Funeral

>>213037334
My name is Adrian but I shortened it to Ian

>>213037341
maybe it’s all in your head mate

>>213037270
dead name for a dead weight
apt.

>>213037325
i guarantee you if you don’t know german you can guess 70% of it. more like 5%, just the occasional word

>>213037348
>lost prophets
Crazy downfall!

kfc havent had a good new menu item in ages

went the zoo
found the loo
did a poo

>>213037390
bring back the nashville hot burger I say

>brother graduated from uni in July 2023
>still hasn't bothered applying for a job

Is he fucked?
He's fucked isn't he?
I was born in 96 but I genuinely feel people just 5 years younger than me are far dumber and lazier than I am.
Weird becoming a boomer before I even hit 30.

>>213037382
can’t *

>>213037348
If you went back and told someone one of the headliners was going to get done for noncing, which one do you reckon they would have guessed

they had wild lives huh

>>213037341
have noticed that women do lie significantly more than men, over much more casual things as well

>>213037390
for me it was the burrito, gone but not forgotten

Starting to dislike the fact that he’s not interested in me

>>213037215
from english? spanish or dutch
from a blank slate? probably indonesian/malay

>>213037391
why would the smell of gasoline remind europeans of their homeland? seems more like an american smell if anything

>>213037413
yes everyone is exactly like your brother
good job

ozzy ded, listened to paranoid earlier

I will not eat a single morsel of food until sir ozzy osbourne is dead and buried

>>213037341
had a disagreement with the toilfu today and realised she's a fucking mong who doesn't listen

>>213037063
would gladly bond burger but they'll be like two tesco bags full of water in 10 years tops

Just had my contactless decline at the shops and instead of the cashier asking me to pop my pin in like a normal person just shouted "numbers?!" at me. Made me look like a fucking arse when I didn't understand him.

>>213037442
norwegian is probably easier than dutch, the grammar is simpler

>>213037471
same

>>213037458
there are 2 definitions of cropdusting and neither involve the smell of gasoline

>>213037382
>>213037414
German Translation: ich garantiere Ihnen, wenn Sie kein Deutsch können, können Sie 70 % davon nicht erraten. Eher 5 %, nur das eine oder andere Wort

I don't know, it seems pretty readable to me. I did GCSE German so maybe I know enough basic words to fill in the gaps, but the fact is that most English (common) words have Germanic origins and so the basic vocabulary is much closer to ours.

brutal redpill, the hitched gyal x baddiedem never made feel like this

>>213037262
not at that stage yet but considered it desu

>>213037288
nah I caught something from my kamioshi. I was dunking on shiori and phase uniorns with the lot but have since caught a parasocial feel

>>213037215
if i were to ever learn a language i'd just go with french, cos i did quite well in french GCSE and can usually ascertain the general sense of written french (though i can't write, speak or understand it spoken at all)

Occasionally think about doing a cheeky KFC run but then I look at what's on offer and get a chilling effect

>>213037356
Not a liar or cheat
>>213037421
It makes you wonder just how far it goes

did you know they made a game that has skibidi toilet in it? how cool is that
think it just came out or something

Imagine having a son and naming him after the bint from Rocky

WHAT is happening to r/unitedkingdom
They're turning into /brit/
It's disgusting

'ki chicken > kfc

state

>>213037558
brits are having a massive right wing swing
my normie english friends went from blm protestors to racists that want them all out

>>213037565
based

lads
I'm officially the UK's newest Costco member :3
What would you chaps recommend from there?
Any bargain deals?

>>213037558
hope they get blocked under the online safety act
such vile wrongthink shouldn't be allowed

sitting on my ps3 controller

>>213037589
you don't have any friends

>>213037558
I love pursuing reddit and upvoting all the daily mail articles that get shared there. There'll always be some neckbeard stuck in 2007 who keeps seething about it, like a Japanese soldier in the jungle who doesn't realise he lost the war decades ago.

>>213037550
is funny how half-life SFMs were entertaining children in 2009 and are doing so again today

>>213037584
that's it for me then isn't it

Sucking on a Pepsi Probiotic

>>213037596
hot dog

>>213037612
>like a Japanese soldier in the jungle who doesn't realise he lost the war decades ago.
lmao
good analogy

>>213037565
'ki anything is generally better than franchise slop

>>213037608
dont know why youd say such hurtful things
im literally a leftypol but its undeniable and i even see it in my friends
everyone wants them out now

>>213037517
no idea what this means

>>213037413
does he just neet about all day or have some part time stuff in retail or anything?

>>213037584
Hope Canada can un-poo itself. Really heart-breaking how they went from Iceland-tier to Brazil-tier in barely 10 years; or at least that's the perception I've always got from friends who live in Canada and from what I've read online.

yanks are all gay fat black bastards and i’m tired of pretending otherwise because of woke

someone has been in my room and taking my bears away from my room

>>213037631
>still £1.50 even though the pound is stronger than the dollar
this is BULLSHIT

>>213037656
depending where you are yeah it's mental but it's not just indians there are tons of africans here too

>>213037665
trvklear holocaust

>>213037656
we're much more poo'd than they are

its been 48 hours and my brother hasnt responded to my happy birthday text

coomer dying on the same day as ozzy

>>213037654
lmao my driving instructor use to seethe at me for not going the speed limit. we would be driving around country lanes and he'd be in my ear bitching that I wasn't shooting around going 60mph.

>>213037517
>>213037262
>>213037156
>vTuber watchers

>>213037700
maybe he's died

>>213037665
yeah you'd like that wouldn't you

>>213037608
ktim

>>213037249
you mean dutch

>>213037700
is he okay?

>>213037648
>wakes up at 2pm
>has his morning cup of tea
>eats dinner with the rest of us at 8-10ish
>plays video games throughout the night and/or watches a film
>goes to bed
>rinse and repeat

not a way to live a life
he's 24 now and hasn't got any social life outside of his little video game friends
he's not a fat fuck though. at least he's got that going for him.

>>213037700
The car crash wasn't your fault; you have to let go.

anyone enjoy sex with human females in their vaginas?

What do reckon then boyos

want to get into political activism but i'm afraid i'll get kicked out, lose my job etc

>>213037718
>>213037740
>>213037747
i know hes alive but the bastard isnt responding
my bubbles are green, does that mean he blocked me?

Mad how Canada's population is 40m now. I'm old enough to remember when they were 30m. I'm guessing that the bulk of those 10m additions are immigrants?

>>213037631
i dont think they sell them at a loss

So basically, I need to flee the country and these are the only suitable places for a British man to live in 2025.

>>213037787
just don’t be a fucking chud or say anything bad about israel and you’ll be fine

need to purchase a new phone, what do you lot use?

>>213037786
Jacket potato sloo

>>213037752
I am deeply afraid of women

>>213037833
iphone 15 pro

>>213037786
sundae, it's too fukkin hot

>>213037833
3310

>>213037833
iphone 14 base model
it shit, wish i bought pro

dire

>>213037813
eastern mongolia or kamchatka for me

>>213037813
>china

fancy chewing on the air do you mate?

>>213037833
Just buy a new iphone every 4-5 years me. Don't have any mates so it's just something to read my emails on and watch porn in bed.

>>213037817
>or say anything bad about israel and you’ll be fine
bants how Diane Abbott made a career out of bitching about "muh wypipo" and then got immediately kwab'ed when she made ONE (1) extremely mild comment about Jewish people not experiencing racism to the same degree as black people

>>213037804
more than half are temporary lol

>>213037804
literally like 98-99% of population growth is through immigration
even by western standards they have an extremely low fertility rate

In the 2021 census they had 36m people, 67% white and 7% South Asian
Their new census is next year, given we already know they've surpassed 41m people - expect that to radically change. Perhaps even less than 50% white now.

They also released stats on euthanasia and literally 98% of people who do it are white too.

so thats it confirmed. ive got cancer

>>213036906
vshojo implosion? yh it's grim to watch play out desu

Did the bint kick the ball

>>213037891
shit, what kind?

>>213037886
>He thinks they're leaving
lol

Might move to China.

>>213037833
iphone 13 pro, got a new battery last week

>>213037752
Last few times I had sex they were extremely underwhelming. Definitely not worth the effort.
Masturbation unironically feels better.

At this point I'll only bother to have sex again if the girl puts it on a silver platter. Nothing compares to my doujins.

>>213037891
get well soon :)

>>213037813
would love to live in china or vietnam
australia seems nice

I hope Yungblud is doing ok :(

>>213037868
missus screaming at the TV. may need to barricade myself in the bathroom until she calms down.

>>213037912
back cancer

>>213037868
>didn't watch any of the U21 Euros
>didn't watch any of the vagina Euros
>didn't watch any of the Club World Cup
>haven't seen any football since the conference playoff final on June 1st between Oldham and Rochdale

call the police
I don't give a shit

I don't like how sexual this general is.

Take your NSFW images and discussion to another board, alright?

>>213037915
FOY

>>213037786
my life is fucking shit!!!! one 18" pizza please

>>213037833
pixel 7a

>>213037868
good
fuck our stupid women

>>213037965
no one has any idea what this tweet means

>>213037833
Google Pixel 9. It's objectively a better than any iPhone - but it's damn true about it being pussy-repellent. Showed it off to a girl at work last week and the first thing she said is "why didn't you buy an iPhone?"

Aren't all YouTubers "virtual YouTubers"?

thisvid has started blocking all UK traffic
The internet is something that is going on behind a closed door and we are all being locked outside of it, website by website

>>213037786
and you call them chicken bakes even thought they're very clearly mozzarella sticks

>>213037786
shocking lack of veggie options

>>213038004
>objectively a better than any iPhone
>pussy-repellant

>>213038029
prohibited

So where does /brit/ land on the assisted dying debate?

>>213037976
*looks you up and down*
Are you sure that's a good idea sir?

>>213038004
well why didn't you buy an iphone

>>213038028
puta

>>213038058
What colour is the person?

>>213037833
iphone 12 mini

>>213038004
she was probably just genuinely curious

>>213038058
i'll support it up to the moment i get my dad's inheritance

>>213038058
several posters here are prime candidates

>>213038058
should be mandatory for racists

lads... buddy holly... h-he's gone...

>>213038034
noticed this but then switched to a US VPN and problem solved

>>213038058
only insane schizos oppose it

>>213037949
>completely gave up on diversityball in 2020 after the embarrrassing kneelcuckery
>apparently the roastieballers are still doing it

>>213038058
should be legal for absolutely everyone

>>213038004
women care about social status not technological efficiency
sad but true

imagine >>213038014 shagging >>213038028 while you watch chained up in the corner and injected with a potion that reverts you mind to a bestial state and makes you X100 horny

>>213038061
gimme the 'za my life is fucking shit!!!!!!

>Google Pixel 9

Lmfao what even is that, if you’re getting an android the only halfway acceptable one is a Samsung Galaxy everything else is gigavirgin territory

MIIIISTER CROWLEY

>>213038058
pro abortion
pro euthanasia
pro capital punishment

just pro death

>>213037938
in your spine?

>>213037788
means he's dead

>>213038130
hm?

>>213038004
iPhones are cock repellant, wouldn't date any slag that gives money to crapple

>>213038130
>and injected with a potion that reverts you mind to a bestial state and makes you X100 horny
black mens cum does this

>>213038156
>>213038156
>>213038156

>>213038163
They weren’t going to date you anyway mate don’t worry lmfao

>>213038058
I'm in favour of it purely because my grandpa had such a miserable death that I felt like he was robbed of a great deal of his dignity in his final days.

my phone? why the purism librem 5 of course

>>213038130
err

>>213038058
suicide is a sin

>>213038103
>just buy another internet connection

>>213038004
>It's objectively a better
alri Mario. bing bing wahoo and all that, yeah?

>>213038233
a vpn costs 5 dollars

>>213038136
even this?

>>213038272
So my post was correct

>>213038197
Nice projection cuck lmao

Lol he looks like the ninja gaiden director