Thread 212462146

As English as apple pie edition

horse

Fucking hate spaki

Get. A. Fucking. Life.

dating a non-white girl is a humiliation ritual

HAHAHAHHAHA CANSWANKER BTFO

jesus loves you

had one of those in skyrim

You love to see it

Jesus loves the little children
All the children of the world

anyone else get the feeling heathermong is a bit... deflated? like he doesn't flood as hard as he used to, gives up easily, doesn't respond to most posts. he's going through the motions without any real passion or vigour behind them.
reckon he'll end everything by the end of the year

>>212462193
is there any proof of this?

yesterday's arrivals
wonder how many arrived today. we'll find out tomorrow!

think I scare women
dunno it's just the way they look at me sometimes. think it's to do with being a 6'4 ogre and being an anxious sperg to boot

>>212462177
filly fooling~~

>>212462228
ible

>>212462256
ummyton

might get drunk and send pics of my body to strange homosexuals on the internet

Oh someone made a new new
right, lads
That's a noncing

big ummies

>>212462235
how are they getting here? i don't understand how they're getting through france first

Is endurance running skibidi?

why does cansnonce pretend to get the fries and the beer

>>212462235
quentin's new special interest

This is who is calling you Timmy on the internet btw

remembering the time a bird off twitter gave me her lonvense control link and I whacked it on full blast with no warning and it made her explode and they charged me with involuntary manslaughter but the judge let me off on account of my learning disabilities

>>212462338
Imprison all racists who use that term

visited my parents yesterday and their catberg is fluffy as ever

cronem

>>212462355
and everyone stood up and clapped

last friday night~~

>>212462359
cute

people say... I'm intense. I don't smile but I have a wicked sense of humour. I'm a hulking brute with broad shoulders. they have a tough time connecting with me because I don't open up. the irony is under this tough exterior is a man afraid of being hurt... because the last time I got hurt.. oh the last time... I'm not sure that wound ever healed...

>>212462367
came to the trial i see
thank you for your support

>>212462359
pspspspspsps

hungry
thirsty
horny

catborg

>>212462359
:D

might share my address, name, and place of work

>>212462399
she cute
she cuteeeee

>>212462146 (OP)
>apple pie
>macaroni cheese
>common law
>baseball
>the english language
ENGLAND WINS 1-1

Bob Vylan cronem Kneecap Irish James O'Brien BBC small boats Lee Rigby

Just realised that could actually be brown people posting in /brit/ and got a terrible shiver right down my spìne

>>212462454
bet you wouldn't have enjoyed somalilad

just done what's commonly referred to in the industry as dailies

>>212462454
I am a white Greek man

>>212462454
there's a lot of brown people here mate, you've definitely talked to them, laughed at their posts, and are now their friends.

>>212462391
>t. CeX employee

Do you lads ever feel like something bad is going to happen to you and there's nothing you can do to stop it

Oasis return
Sabbath final gig taking place right now
ELO's final gig tomorrow
Bad week for music

>>212462464
who was filming

>>212462483
Only ever laughed at my own posts. I post them then have a good chuckle and pat myself on the back.

>>212462507
yes

mad what women will put up with if your fit. girl at work was talking about how her boyfriend leaves poo stains on the bed, and yet she still sucks his dick every night because he has abs. funny old world.

>>212462444
mmm but sweetie baseball and apple pie are american culture

clocking out for my 16 hour /brit/ shift x

>>212462557
And you won't tell her this of course because you're a worthless incel coward.

>>212462513
Don't worry I'm sure the BBC will report on it all like it is actual news.

>>212462557
once you're in a relationship you get away with murder
i've been with my gf 3 years. first year i was the perfect boyfriend, now i shun her to get drunk and post on 4chan. i also fart all the time.

ive pooed my bed

>>212462608
It's bigger news than some worthless bindipper crashing his car

*front flips directly into your arsehole*

>>212462444
Yanks be like “British food is disgusting” then go eat a sandwich, some crisps and some cheddar cheese

>>212462568
i tried watching baseball the other day, it was the most boring experience of my week. All that happens is we spectate a faggot throw a little gay ball.

>>212462374
>>212462431
wellIl know what I'm wanking to today

>>212462624
Alri abs lad

>>212462592
she's the one sleeping in his pooey sheets, there's nothing I can say which she probably doesn't realise herself

>>212462636
Cheddar cheese is actually very fancy to Americans
It's normally that sliced cheese or cheese from a spray can

>>212462636
then wash it down with a dandelion and burdock

how did cats get to the americas?

*falls out a window*

>>212462659
>sliced cheese
you mean "american style process slices"

>>212462669
Don’t think they have that there. Regardless we invented carbonated water, therefore all carbonated drinks are basically British.

odd how this isn't the first discussion about Americans and their enjoyment of cheddar cheese I've seen this week.

>>212462359
gwt him raped

>>212462680
they went on expawditions

red leicester is as zesty as I'm willing to go in the cheese realm

scarface but debbie harry as elvira
would've been a lot better than it already is

>>212462608
Oasis was actually higher than the Kiev drone strike the other day. Fucking joke of a channel

God im such a fat fucking twat

>>212462680
went over on the boat

>>212462359
lovely berge :3

>>212462721
cute

>>212462721
meowling

need a good rogering

ten thousand nvidia cards whirring away to make clips of cuck fantasies no one will ever watch

>>212462744
Why wouldn't they be?

Vacherin Mont d'Or, for me xx

>>212462753
*jiggles your belly*

>>212462721
:3

>>212462761
>meow
FOY

can't stop doing a little jig

>>212462680
came across with the purritans

>>212462784
A war is actual news, unlike some washed up hasbeens from 30 years ago having a concert so 40-something year old women can go and flap their bingo wings.

the lionesses lost lads

American plastic cheese is actually pretty good if you’re putting on a cheap burger. You get the gooey texture and cheese flavour. It’s just cheese that’s been part melted and then emulsified or whatever they do to make it softer.
Anybody putting it in a sandwich should be publicly executed though.

>>212462808
a little... gay porn jig...?

can't beat a bit of aldi red fox corrr get that RIGHT on a jacobs cracker de lads

Frogposter with a long-winded dull post well I never

>>212462807
meow is not an americanism

>>212462753
*shags you*

american'ts will inhale a stargazy pie, slurp down a mug of bovril and polish off an eccles cake before looking you dead in the eye to say "british food sucks"

>https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/ofcom-official-admits-under-age-35487613
Bit pointless then

>>212462832
/brit/sisters...

>>212462840
edam mogs it hard for that though
melts almost just as well with a much better flavor

>>212462857
i do this every time i leave the computer

>>212462843
u are a headcase x

>>212462807
>In American English, the spelling meow was first used in 1842. Before that, the word could be spelled miaow, miau, or meaw. Of any variant, the earliest attestation of a cat's cry in Early Modern English is from the 1630s.[12]
internetberg has done a number on me I didn't know this was an americanism

>aldi
Imagine being so poor you can only brag about shopping at aldi lmfao

didn't even realise that england were playing tbf

>>212462887
Be quiet, little runt

>>212462887
They're the best paying supermarket in the country you fat elitist freak

>>212462887
who said I was bragging? just a nice cheese you waitrose shopping toff

>>212462883
You should know by now, I've been correcting it in /brit/ threads for over a year.

>>212462826
>A war is actual news
Yet another drone strike as part of a protracted war in a slavic shithole is not relevant news
The return of Oasis is far more interesting to far more people
Sorry, this is simply and undeniably true

is this a gay pornian jig?

>>212462918
and how many times has the word meow cropped up in /brit/?

>>212462840
Yeah it's peng
>>212462878
Utter bollocks, edam is crap for burgers and you should kill yourself

Me and my dad got Papa Johns pizza for supper. It comes with garlic sauce and banana peppers.

>>212462878
Never thought of that. Might get some leerdammer or something and try it.
Worried about wasting good cheese on a cheap burger though.

love it when /brit/ is all cute like~

>>212462948
Keep us posted

>>212462887
I like Aldi's italian herb rolls

>>212462918
what should it be instead then
not writing miau like some sort of chinaman

>>212462941
Thousands. I must confess that my anti-meow crusade has been somewhat sporadic.

Even though I hate him, I've gotta agree with the pedo frog poster: processed cheese is the best for burgers

Yes, we're shagging the pakistani lengers.

>>212462946
no u
>>212462956
'dammer has always been a bit too strong for my liking I prefer the rego edam

>>212462840
you can also add some when making a real cheese sauce to help emulsify it
you can even skip the roux in that case - just milk, cheese and a slice of american plastic works

>>212462832
>>212462875
Good. The sooner they're dumped out the sooner the BBC can stop pretending it's an important tournament.

Ruby Granger's Hairy Beaver

Love Ozzy lads.

https://x.com/OfficialDukeTV/status/1941605645276369095

>>212462983
add me on discord

>>212462977
The English spelling is 'miaow'.

>>212462992
timmy copium

>>212462923
>The return of Oasis is far more interesting to far more people
To most dribbling morons like you probably yeah. In any case 'relative interest' is only the determining factor in the run order for Heat magazine, not a supposedly serious journalistic organisation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2dm4_cIxFQ
was in this exact same situation numerous times when I was a nipper oh my days the memories

>>212462146 (OP)
I only like chocolate cake.

>>212462992
>he still doesn't realize those are AI generated images

lel

Star Trek The Motion Picture is available in 4K now.

>>212463009
I don't use discord (I'm billy no mates!)

>>212463022
can just imagine him and his parents living in some 16th century moated farmhouse in east anglia, dad seething at him in between essays about saxon coinage in early mediaeval kent

>>212463022
Used to side with him but imagine if he was your kid.. he's a little shit, a useless neet, and he screams like a fucking child. Deserves everything he got

Oasis are shite anyway.

Love me Ozzy, love me Sabbath. Sad to see them hanging it up, simple as.

>>212463021
You've been done
No one gives a fuck about Ukraine anymore mate, move on

Excuse me?? In my Holocaust museum!??

*enters /brit/*

>>212463036
i had discord to play games with my mates but since we don't play games anymore i only use it for vtuber servers

The Yuuzhan Vong used plant technology called dovin basals that powered the engines of their ships and their shields. They created micro-black holes that could absord laser blasts.

>>212463080
corr

>>212463022
Fucking hell forgot about this

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn9y5z5nqe1o
>Liam, in particular, attacked the gig with wild-eyed passion - stalking the stage and biting into the lyrics like a lion tearing apart its prey.
>Half the fun was working out which act of the Shakespearean drama was being enacted in front of you.
Kek was this written by a 14 year old

extremely low quality spamming/flooding

Opened the first of the BIG cans

I'm fucked with how late it is

Tb h I don't care about being a neet lover who spends my entire life on this website I just want to stop wanking

>>212463097
err... okay?

mirando los simpsons y fumar una vela

you are not WELL
understand you are NOT WELL

>>212463142
You're not though

Why lie about drinking beer, nobody cares

>>212462872
Ofcom haven't made the law though have they, parliament did. Ofcom are just the enforcers by my understanding. They're just carrying out the law, as best they can.

>>212463154
Alri paco

Kate Beckinsale is looking beautiful these days

>>212463154
todos los dias hermano jajaja

>>212463152
Best Timmy culd do

Kick the kike and dick the dike.

>>212463178
revolting

Callee putos

I sincerely hope Louis is dead now

heard from other places that dtfic is quote on quote "tight & bratty"

>>212462887
Aldi is peng. Decent food and cheaper than the Br*tish supermarkets

>>212463186
Do you love your adopted sister, Quentin?

Dovin basals could also dramatically drain deflector shields from nearby enemy craft. However, New Republic technicians developed an effective counter to the shield-draining technique. By expanding the sphere of the inertial compensator to thirteen meters, it would protect the shields like it would protect against any other stress on the craft. Nevertheless, if enough dovin basals locked their gravity beams onto the shields, the inertial compensator would expend too much energy, tearing the craft to shreds.

>>212463208
me too
come to plymouth pride

>>212463138
Who's the muff

>>212463186
best you "culd do" is rotting in your childhood bedroom generating thousands of AI images of your gay/paedophilic fantasies

>>212463178
Would slap my cock on her ribs like a xylophone

>>212463022
hilarious seeing all of the NEET fucks in the comments lashing out at the dad when it's clearly the mum who's fucked louis over

>>212463230
That's him done then.

>>212463228
Michelle Alter

>>212463220
horny corny~~
>-<

>>212463230
sent that freak soaring

>>212463230
wrecked that freak

>>212463230
Finished that fucking bender

>>212463230
Him? Done.

>>212463112
on the route to fulham poo

>>212462744
You mean Kyiv

>>212463077
Not him but many people care about it. It's definitely a more important issue than the reunion of Oasis.

>>212463230
Dispatched that runt into the astral plane.

This other lead is making me look GOOD

>>212463230
nailed that sucker

plymouth pride's been cancelled
went falmouth pride but didnt get a single shag

>>212463230
pounded that sissy

louis' arse

Strap me to a rocket and fire me at Tel Aviv

>>212463178
this is disheartening

>>212463297
>lead

>>212463230
rare dtfic W

>I met so many Indian students who come from very wealthy backgrounds, literally millionaires, who all want to leave their beloved homeland of Bharat. And these numbers are increasing. Even in fucking Reddit, the Indian subforums all admit the best course of action to improve their living standards as Indians is to leave fucking India for literally any other country, even in poor third-world countries in SEA or Africa.
>These patriotic Indians, despite having vast wealth, still would rather be middle class or poor in some other country than be rich in India. That's how terrible it is, and it is strange to me how even the most privilege and rich, who don't have to deal with the poverty, crime, filth etc would still rather leave than stay.
>According these students, It doesn't matter how wealthy you are in India. Outside their gated communities, their cities are still polluted, their rivers and streets are still riddled with trash, their poor infrastructure means even if you are wealthy, their services are terrible that hamper their day-to-day life, and most of their people are still poor, literally over 70% are poor, who are desperate that they will scam, cheat or steal to get by.
Grim, the boats won't stop

Quentin is Lee baiting now so you know he's really been rattled lmfao

>>212463230
scrwemaign

ava that's not normal

>>212463230
executed that enemy of the people

>>212463294
Nope, no one gives a fuck anymore

Dovin basals were grown in the company of yammosks. A yammosk would bond with the dovin basals to which it was assigned as it would its children; a well-kept yammosk produced faster dovin basals. The dovin basals used to propel ships were telepathically linked to the yammosk, which would propel the craft to keep its children from harm. It was noted that the Yuuzhan Vong's navigational system was based on their gravitational technology with each vessel possessing a unique gravitic voice, much like a fingerprint.

>>212463230
Crumpled that freak up like a tin can into an unrecognisable shape

>>212463230
>best you "culd do" is rotting in your childhood bedroom generating thousands of AI images of your gay/paedophilic fantasies

Why is Quentin obsessed with the gherkin?

That's the gundam leaf by the way

>>212463230
oh my fucking DAYS

>Plymouth Pride 2025 Cancelled Due to Lack of Funding
nigga how does a bunch of bumders flaunting they shit down a street in front of kids need funding

>>212463373
It's not him, he just lurks here and /lit/.

broadly speaking not attracted to bio fems however dua lipa is FIT as FUCK

>>212463230
raped that disabled

>>212463230
put me in screenshot

>>212463373
Looks like a penis

>>212463230
Sent that cunt to the rusty gates of lumbridge

The main starfighter of the Yuuzhan Vong was the coral skipper, their counterpart to the X Wing or the TIE Fighter.

>>212463230
12 hour meltie incoming

>>212462235
>£40,000 each a year
>£20million a year
Fantastic

>>212463186
best you "culd do" is rotting in your childhood bedroom generating thousands of AI images of your gay/paedophilic fantasies

>>212463394
That's funny because she is clearly a tranny

>>212463414
right we dont really care

don't hear anyone talking about ukraine anymore really

>>212463230
raped that cunt up the arse

>>212463417
time for beddy-byes methinks

>>212463429
scremaiugnae

>>212463429
SCREAMING

>>212463434
is she yeah

>>212463429
fockong done hom

>>212463429
Omdsssss

>>212463230
not that enamoured by this mediocre post but I might as well respond like everyone else

sad in the latest 'eitch he was followed by a paki who got arrested for carrying a knife. country has gone lads

>>212463022
KTIM raised my blood pressure listening to this

watching vlogs of this Japanese couple camping in their van. can't help but wonder how they get the enough privacy to fuck. pulling up outside a cheap hotel perhaps

You may recall Canderous's story of encountering a strange biological spacecraft in the Outer Rim if you asked him about his adventures in KOTOR.
This was a Yuuzhan Vong coral skipper on a very early scouting mission!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWw3dS2cyLc

(8) here she goes again (8)

I just can't imagine that Ruby shaves it down to her skin. She must me walking around with some degree of bush

>>212463230
oh my DAYZZZZZZZZZZ
>>212463429
SCREMINIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

>>212463429
screang9ghgbgniggersneedtodieascuasgfbwgi

>>212463484
if enough people laugh he might kill himself

>>212463230
Packed that cunt on a rocket and launched him to Alpha Centauri

Right can we stop pretending to have heard of "Diogo Jota" before 2 days ago now

>>212463484
thanks you too

mum keeps mentioning the new lad at her work who's "cute gay and single"

>>212463540
>Diogo
it's just a yhe binble diego isn't it?

>>212463532
for the benefit of mr ofcgemcom I must add that this user's post does NOT represent /brit/ and we are a welcome, tolerant folk

Yammosks, also known as war coordinators, were Yuuzhan Vong creatures mainly used as coordinators during battles to send orders to other spacecraft, such as the many coralskippers, to optimize their actions.

>>212463414
nobody cares, cris

>>212463566
tell her to stop preying on younger men!

primary knickers

Mental how he actually stopped spamming after that

Bet he's smashing his room up and shrieking right now lmfao

>>212463572
ah, never said i wanted him to kill himself did i. merely stated it was a possibility

>>212463588
hmm dont think she's interested!

>>212463022
This was extremely depressing to listen to

>>212463606
screamintg

>>212463594
oh my days heathertimmy

>>212463592
sounds like a roald dahl character

>>212463592
corrrr imagine the stains after a long day at school

>>212463606
smearing poo up the walls

>>212463501
I don't but I think ahsoka is really hot

>>212463022
Dad should have done a cheeky murder suicide

right that's not on is it

gonna build a gundam

>>212463152
after 6'2 feet start looking weird

>>212463594
>visible stubs
You just KNOW he be peekin

Bradley Walsh

>>212463291
uhhh

gay if you wouldn't

>>212463696
looooool done him

>>212463152
Best Timmy culd do lol

>>212463690
which one? x

>>212463092
I need context.

>>212463696
LOL

Is that your life choice? Staying around in your smelly bedroom playing video games in your pyjamas?

>>212463722
I wish I had it lol

>>212463716
Heard you the first time

>>212463743
ktim literally all day I didn't even eat or do a poo today just sat sweating and gaming

lent my brother ARMORED CORE VI: FIRES OF RUBICON for PlayStation 4
he's raging at AAP07: BALTEUS
many such cases!

>>212462157
>>212462157
>>212462157

>>212463716
best you "culd do" is rotting in your childhood bedroom generating thousands of AI images of your gay/paedophilic fantasies

>>212463771
Just go back to your cansnonce larp man it's way less embarrassing than whatever this is

NEW

>>212463811
>>212463811
>>212463811

>>212463752
They kiss, then it hits him and another guy with a chair?

Is this a gay Deano mating ritual that I don't know about??