Thread 212459840

WASN'T GOING TO GET THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS BUT NOW I MAY AS FUCKING WELL SINCE THIS IS A FUCKING LOVELY NEW THREAD AND IT WOULD BE WEIRD IF I DIDN'T GET THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

My only regret in uni is not shagging my little gay filipino mate
Gagging for it he was

Mortgage

the daphnes CAN be posted

The TV show "Fresh Meat" was a fairly accurate representation of my University experience

/brit/ is beyond good and evil

>>212459867
that's literally a homosexual act.

>>212459867
Nasty little cunt you

>>212459807
Maths & chemistry. Didn't complete either.

>what do you do now?
Worked in a call centre for a few years, tried to kill myself, went to mental hospital, NEET for many years, now earn min-wage part-time.

>>212459840 (OP)
never understood why people get such a kick out of spamming their boring gimmicks for years on end. ever thought of coming up with a new bit, unoriginal faggot?

>>212459935
*gives you a hug*

>>212459951
Have a can, lad

>>212459904
My university experience was being afforded the most emptily polite and drained of genuine acceptance scenarios and then getting rejected when they got bored of doing that and then buying bottles of wine and playing video games in my room every day.

>>212459951
you're arguing with an alcoholic 50 year old

ate too many peanut m&ms now i feel proper sick

>>212459951
these people have been posting the same shit for literally a decade you think anything's gonna change now?

cannot imagine how much of a munter your bird has to be to post here

What Timmy sees when he finally loses his virginity aged 37 on a "work trip" to the Far East

>>212459963
thanks lad

Hello pals and happy 4th of July.

might kill myself

>>212459974
If I had a console or PC at University I would have definitely played games the entire time. By chance I bought a MacBook Pro without thinking about it and I couldn't play any games so was forced to make friends and socialise.

mad how he ran 2 miles at a faster pace than Roger Bannister ran 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPqaMU0l2x0

>>212460028
girl at least have a slut era first

And Canslad's time at uni?
Never went
Found the entire concept to be retarded and drank myself to death over 4 years instead

Would recommend it, lads

>>212460072
too ugly for that by far!

heathermong melty

>>212460053
Who wrote this?

>>212460014
Hello Catyank. It's the 5th of July though. Also we don't celebrate the 4th of July in the UK. It's just a normal day to us.

I shall only breed with a woman native to the parts of the map deemed as white by Benjamin Franklin

I’m a girl and I post here.

>>212460139
tits or gtfo

you're all watching the back to the beginning stream on your fire sticks yeah?

Just told the girlfriend to check /brit/ now, she'll post here soon.

>>212460117
a non-jewish group of psychiatrists

Right, lads
I'll give it twenty minutes
If the pub plays a tune that's a tune then I'll get the cans
otheriwse, sleep

onIy got one big can left

in the sewer all alone

>>212460139
post princess wand

>>212460139
same mate haha

My friends haven't come to visit my newly purchased first home once. I get a feeling of jealousy/bitterness from them after the initial "congratulations" died down. We've met up several times but whenever invite them back to mine or just whatever something always comes up

>>212460165
Source?

>>212460139
Be honest has any post here made you cream

>>212460173
Get more?

How to meet cute mixed chicks?

LOOOOOK!
THIS MAN IS GOING FOR A WORLD RECORD

watching the athletics on bbc iplayer

>>212460043
I played my Wii U and laptop in my dingey room downing bottles of wine

>>212460194
i have many flaws but i really don’t understand jealousy. so what if someone is doing better

>>212460214
nah
my hangovers are exponentially worse than how drunk I get
the difference between 4-6 pints is the difference between being hungover just for the morning and being hungover for two days

>>212460157
Based Anglo-Americans
Though I do consider Germans - especially from the west of Germany, as being fully white, as I think he did based on his whiteness map

https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Latimer_Felton

I told Jay Dyer about my theory that Tyler Durden in Fight Club is a demon. There is a scene where he burns Edward Norton's right hand with a sort of mark of the beast, as it were, while giving him a speech about how they don't need God.

>>212460218
Cape Verde
The whole archipelago is a mulatto ethnostate as it had no indigeneous population and then after the Portuguese imported indentured servants they couldn't resist shagging them, as is their track record.
Equatorial Guinea's Malabo island is full of half Spanish mutts too.

The fuck is wrong with Iberians? They can't resist giving their colonial servants a cheeky little rape.

gherkin

Came inside the gf about 30 seconds before she was about to cum again award

>>212460055
I'm one step up from killing myself lad. The moment anything goes wrong in my life that I can't fix due to not having enough money / willpower, I am gone. The light has long since gone out. The only reason I am still here, the only reason, is to prevent my family being sad once I die. I got a glimpse of that when I attempted suicide before. To be honest I don't know that I will last until my parents both pass away either but I am still trying in the sense that I'm not dead yet.

Often people will say stuff like why not have a big blowout etc but it's not like that, you don't have the energy for that. All I have the energy to do is get through today. I don't make plans for the future. I have no goals. There is no future for me.

>>212460070
Prefer not to say. Nothing glamorous or interesting, I can assure you. And quite unbecoming of a person my age.

>>212460266
stop dickriding that schizo you freak

my life was already fucked the day I was born

>>212460268
That or Asian

Was eating little onions earlier and thinking that if those were insect eggs, most people wouldn't eat them even if they tasted the same. It got me wondering about the number of wonderful things that no one is eating simply because they look slightly off to our overly coddled sensibilities, and maybe would taste strange to our close minded palates. No more says I, will remain even one thing on earth untasted as long as I come across it.

It is my duty, nay, my beruf, in the protestant meaning of divine vocation, to chomp on the earthworm, nibble on a passing chihuahua or bumblebee, gnaw on the buffet of plants we call a forest... In essence, to put in my mouth every single thing I lay my eyes on, forevermore.

I will now ask the lads, the fellows on /brit/, to line up. This is for science, for the expansion of a knowledge too long scorned! Bring your pets, bring your plants, and most of all, your selves!

For it is all mine... to savour.

>>212460266
his response?

>>212460199
Not even a little bit

>>212460262
heatherpaedo

/brit/ trip to the gherkin

>>212460324
she looks like irish diaspora

>>212460324
Can't believe I used to give this cretin money on Patreon

haha yeah... can we get back to the ironic poo posts it's getting a bit too real in here

>>212460326
He agreed with me and he said that he wrote about this in his third book of his Esoteric Hollywood series.

>>212460251
Im not even doing that much better though. My house is a big standard 2 u p 2 down mid-terraced house. nothing to show off really, just thought my mates would want to at least see it or something idk

Arse scratched. Fingers sniffed. Shit smelt.

>>212460345
lol probably is as well
irish mammy black daddy

off-topic avatarsignatureyank

Eating a plate of cheese. Hope I don't get nightmares haha

>>212460359
cool

>>212460367
that’s even stranger. but i know there are people who treat friendships like a competition

>>212460422
boo nigga!
aha x

Yeah so I earn £120,000 a year and I’m planning a lads trip to Vietnam this summer if I can get the thumbs up from the girlfriend.
What’s that? …why am I posting on 4chan on a Saturday night?…..sh… shut up you virgin incel freak!

unironically have close to £100k in the bank and my life is still a cruel joke

think I've got a pic of ruby's hairy bush

>>212460462
ugly or short?

>>212460462
you'd change mouseposter's life with 10k but no you'll just sit on it like a pathetic vile slug

>>212460482
ugly and miniscule cock

>>212460482
black

was very drunk last night and shoved my tongue up my girlfriend's uncleaned arse and i've had diarrhea all day today think it was the poo i ate gave me a stomach bug

Don't care about your povvo house mate

The Yuuzhan Vong in Star Wars used only biological technology. All of their ships and weapons were biological organisms. They also had biological communicators that could transmit an image across space like a hologram but it was an organism.

bought super mario odyssey today xx

>>212460462
it would be far less of a joke if you actually invested that money and didn't let it waste a way in a pathetic current account acquiring 3% per annum at best

ayo timmy finna be like "mum, dad, I'd like you to meet Yuuzhan Vong"

>>212460514
surely that's overstepping some boundaries

>>212460539
corr, london? x

the yardie cronem killas look like THAT???

katy sampling the finest bbc at the gherkin open day

>>212460540
"in the bank" doesnt literally mean in the bank you autist
it's a mixture of a LISA, S&S ISA, savings account, and bonds

>>212460582
no x

>>212460514
do not share this or similar stories again or you will be sued for damages

6ft and handsome but have the social skills of an 8 year old child.

>>212460599
actually quite cute tbf

>>212460560
The Yuuzhan Vong were a species from a different galaxy who invaded the New Republic 25 years after the Battle of Yavin.
https://youtu.be/yTdkkCmJ2QY

Yesterday's arrives
Wonder how many came today

>>212460563
we were having sex obviously... i'm just saying i ate her arse

>>212460640
Children are generally very sociable and make friends very easily. A lot of children can meet each other in a playground for the first time and just get on and play and have a laugh.

>>212460608
my bonds are part of my S&S isa
Have been informed bonds are undervalued and on the precipice of a surge, but that was 3 years ago and it still hasn't happened.
Andrew Bailey refuses to slash those interest rates the wanker.

chinese girl at toil married a bloke she barely knows to stay in the country
turns out he's a massive racist

>>212460689
Yeah? And lots of women find them attractive do they?

>>212460677
sounds like you can't handle your drink, overstepped boundaries and made everyone feel weird. I've give my head a wobble if I were you.

>>212460712
many such cases

>>212460712
why the fuck would she want to stay here is she earning big bucks at a bank or is she some kind of political activist for gayness or summat

675
The boats are a result of Tory slashing the funding of processing. Voting for the even worse Tories won't fix immigration
Won't be falling for your Reform nonsense

oh god I wasnt talking about the girl I NEED to meet with the pregnation stuff "if she carries around a kid all day"
that was about a different girl and I meant it about her... sex sex
you best notve fucked it up by telling her something you got mixed up about

>>212460712
Clearly he isn’t a massive racist if he married a Chinese girl now is he

Vector Prime was a Yuuzhan Vong term for the point in the Outer Rim Territories from which they invaded the galaxy. It was close to outer edges of the Dalonbian sector, near the Helska system. The extra-galactic invasion started in Vector Prime as it was the only entry point known to the Yuuzhan Vong fleet that did not require use of the Force to penetrate the galaxy's circumferential hyperspace barrier. However, other Yuuzhan Vong suggested it had been chosen due to its proximity to the New Republic and Imperial Remnant border, which made both parties less able to respond.

>>212460731
nice sounds like the kind of thing you read on reddit

been putting all my money into bitcoin hoping to retire age 30

>>212460663
I think you would like ecco2k from drain gaaaaaaang

Vote Labour
Vote Corbyn
Vote Sinn Fein

going to ... umm ... pop down the errr ... chinky, do you want anything?

>>212460748
lol you left

>>212460306
you can have a future lad. i've been through some bad times and it took me a while to figure out some things i actually want to do in life, but now i have an idea of what i want to do, and i'm pursuing it. maybe you don't like you current job. if that's the case then think of what you would like to do, and go after that. also if your mental state is really bad you could always try antidepressants. i've tried them and i know some other people who have. i think they can sometimes help.

>>212460768
star wars is for libtards, catyank

>>/s/22230461
ruby's bush
unironically

Putting all my money up my bum and jumping up and down so it jingles in my bedroom shouting “look at me I’m a piggy bank”

>>212460800
peanut slurry, cup of

>>212460764
where is this nigga actually from

how do i crosspost
>>>/s/22230461

Ozzy’s singing right now lads.

>>212460767
how do you know he isn't chinese
you heard racist and assumed white man
making you racist

makes you think

>>212460847
um

gyys im serious

>>212460861
At what point did I suggest he was a white man?
Pot kettle black

omg

woke up just now and regret it

on the watermelon vodka liqueur

>>212460847
um

wonder what diego is on with tonight

>>212460965
Just go back to bed. Always works for me. I sleep about 20 hours a day.

nonce botnet acting up again >:(

"DATE ME!" | 35 yo Woman Has A MELTDOWN Because She Is Running Out Of Time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Roqb7pVKOPU

>>212460967
climbed the highest mountain in cornwall the other week and it looked very much like this

im going to bed for a nap because, OPERATION: Pokegeron Trail starts TOMORRah
I have to go scout ahead

What do the people who drink and post here do? Just sit on your own getting drunk at your computer?
Sounds monumentally depressing. Why would you do this?

you know what lads
unpopular opinion but cancer does not look fun
this girl was diagnosed 4 years ago and since then basically all of her vids are about her cancer journey
4 fucking years
madness

>>212460992
ksy

>>212461013
Didn’t ask lil bro

>>212461040
she's brown who cares

>>212461032
normally watch a film then get the tunes on

>unpopular opinion but cancer does not look fun
did i just fucking read this

>>212461032
makes /brit/ more fun i guess

>>212461008
She’s wearing an engagement ring

>>212461031
harry definitely could've laid pipe with cho chang but he chose ron's ginger minger of a sister instead
was he bent?

>>212461051
>“lil bro” used in a passive aggressive manner
why are you talking like a yank 12 year old? sort it out

/lil bro/i

>>212461032
music, browse other websites, play games. but yeah i;'m mostly here drinking and posting

>>212460847
Looks like she’s wearing blue underwear under her shorts.

>>212461062
not really sure an Italian should have that mindset

>>212461040
dating a bwc. cronem nowhere to be seen

>>212461040
bet she has a disgusting line up her belly
unsure if you've seen pictures of what I'm talking about but it's gross

>>212461088
no hes right
nobody would ever post this shit unironically
worst grift ever

>>212461040
Skill issue. I had cancer and they just did a bit of surgery and then I was fine.

>>212460712
Reform-voting Rorkes often have avaricious gook wives

>>212461111
Italians are a noble and proud European people.

>>212461062
bit racist

using my incense at the sae tie today
brb

>>212461111
italians are white DOE

>>212461115
elaborate

>>212461092
Rattled loool

katys trekking up brown willy mmhm

SO SAY WE ALL X

>>212461138
Fried eels sound alright to be fair. I had some eel on a stick when I went to Japan and it was lovely.

>>212461040
I've been watching this bitch for a few years. In fact I posted her on here last year.
Her boyfriend is Irish lmao.

I sorta feel bad for abos and the lot. They lived in peace with nature. The white man brought high fructose corn syrup and civilization to them, and now there's no going back.

>>212461188
>Her boyfriend is Irish lmao.
why is that funny?

>>212459840 (OP)
I spent 2 weeks in newcastle and it was honestly one of the nicest touristing experiences ever
every white anglo is just willing to talk to you about whatever in the train ive had better conversation than i ever did here
i dont understand why anglos are not more appreciated

Katy "litmus test" Warren filtering out spastics from the gene pool, absolutely mindbroken in 1 hit, for life

>>212461205
WHY would you ask him this

met a woman that makes me want to change myself for the better
i just can't seem to stop myself from making conscious decisions to improve my life
how do i go back to being a miserable pile of sludge in my bedroom
help

>>212461114
Cronem get beautiful white blonde girls.
Why would they want a disease-ridden, dark-skinned Sri Lankan monkey like this? She's only good for Timmy.

>>212461202
it's mental looking at images from the 19th century and they all had six pack abs and shit
we turned them into proper fat cunts kek

>>212461205
he’s obsessed with irish-interracial relationships and wanks off to it for some reason while spamming it here

>>212461214
Yeah we’re lovely really. Just stay away from London and Birmingham. Glad you had a nice time mate

guys get rejected once in high school and spend the next 15 years posting on 4chan about blackoids fucking coal burning white women (disgusting)

>>212461202
they got oneshot by coca-cola

>>212460990
How do you do it? I can get 8 hours if i go a long walk during the day and work hard at work but most of the time i sleep 5 hours and cant nap.

queltdown

>>212461214
because we're the freak reject outcasts not the lovely conversational chaps you encounter on trains

>>212461152
It depends. Northern Italians are white, but southern Italians clearly have MENA admixture.

mad how the highest point in cornwall is literally named black cock

>>212461260
Just close my eyes and fantasise about stuff until I’m asleep

>>212461277
I don't look like that
I'm bald!

oneitis trying to get me to be friends with her long term bf because "we're basically the same person"

mi tink me gwan tek my own life

Right then, lads! That's me off to the fucking can shop and you know what?
BIG FUCKING CANS
Not sure on the chips, Might do a bit of a chips at home job

ooouohh... meesa me go eat hello fresh box mmhmhm meea favorite part of me day nomnom

The Willard in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas assumes the appearance of a contemporary Chrysler C-Body sedan. It is chiefly based on the Dodge Dynasty and, to a lesser extent, the 1988–1993 Chrysler New Yorker Salon, with a grille derived from a 1983–1984 Toyota Cressida.

Why do Irish men date dying Sri Lankan monkeys and spend all their time with said monkey and her extended monkey family?

>>212461222
the funniest thing about this is that python (along with java) is a language you'd associate with the lowest tier programmers

>>212461214
based anglo appreciator

I think all people deserve love. Christmas said that too.

>>212461290
used to confuse the fuck out of me as a child when someone would say they're visiting "cornwall" - yes I envisioned a giant wall of corn!

>>212461325
hemochromatosis is a disease...

AAAAAA WHY DID YOU REJECT ME WHY DIDNT I DO ANYTHING??? WHY ARE YOU WITH HIM AND NOT ME? IT SHOULD OF BEEN ME!!! FUCKIG BITCH. FUCKING CRONE

Darth Vader's suit contained an amulet from the ancient Sith Lord Khan, the leader of the Sith before Darth Bane's Rule of Two reformstion.

>>212461331
thats the joke

>>212461225
why don't you improve yourself and get her?

>>212461234
Irish diaspora loves defending black men

Its in his genes to support the black man, after all

>>212461299
20 hours sleep a day. You're in heaven. I can't even begin to imagine it I don't believe it really.

>>212461243
I was only in London for a very brief time and it wasnt good
there were some fishmarkets that were literally stripped right from cairo it felt very blackpilling to see it after the cleanliness of newcastle

>>212461322
Chrysler New Yorker Shalong as it were.

>>212461367
he should have done the C++ project and moved on

>>212460194
Bet you live on the edge of town making it really inconvenient for them

>>212461331
Could a white man go to this place and have sex with women without them expecting payment in return?

>>212461100
normally rubes has a vpl because of her thicc dumper but I can't see one in the video
but admittedly it would be a bit risqué to go pantyless while recording a video

>>212461414
Are you Irish diaspora?

You are a Tutsi liar

>>212461414
NOT ME. WAHHH WHY DID SHE REJECT ME WALUIGI? WEHHH... I WISH I WASNT WHITE

>>212461371
hahahaha so true. sup crodie

The Darth title goes all the way back to the ancient Rakatan Empire which was before the Sith existed.

mad how you or me could have sang that better than axl rose because we're young

>>212461393
naughty miguel

we're building a crodie army in here and it's bloody fantastic

wish I could filter black people on the internet. that would be fantastic

dredd and mad max were shot in south and namibia (with south african crew) respectively
white african film crews produce fantastic films and still dominate the southern africa film industries

got an early kebab haha

/bant/

I'm off the meds that help me sleep and I'm going all-natural

>>212461466
ive never seen star wars but i collected all the lightsaber maze toys from cereal back in primary school

why is he so hell bent on destroying /brit/

>>212461506
Does your wife Pang Pang nod in agreement as she skims through your bank statements?

>>212461509
dredd was a great fillum

in bed x
you?

>>212461509
love dredd 2012
would fuck judge anderson

>>212461574
same x

>>212461542
because /brit/ takes it
he needs to get over it

>>212461574
just got out the shower ;) x

>>212461574
on sofa x
hot choccy in hand xx

Pang Pang and her three children moving from Vietnam to Essex to live with fat Dave the retired cabbie and Reform voter

>>212461542
that's just a side effect of being so attention-starved irl that this site becomes a substitute for real interaction

>>212461574
post feet?
>>212461585
post feet?
>>212461624
post feet?

>>212461662
Irish diaspora post,this.

the fuck is a cronem? gherkin?

just became gay didn't i

that is what they want you to think!

>>212461715
did you

>>212461708
slut

Never ask:
- A woman her age
- Kevin Nash what happened in the sweltering summer of 92
- Quentin Scobie the race of his late father's adopted daughter

Reform council election candidate moves to China - 5,000 miles from Higham Ferrers
Cllr Kirk Harrison said: “He has just had a change of circumstances. He has got a Chinese wife and something has happened and he has got to go over there to China."
https://www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/people/reform-council-election-candidate-moves-to-china-5000-miles-from-higham-ferrers-5153870

>>212461748
rorke actually moved to china

Came here to post cronem and gherkin... and I'm all out of gherkin...

Got covid and can’t smell a thing. Emma Watson could unleash a vile fart right in my face and I’d be none the wiser.

>>212461748
blud moved to china
bro said "might move to china"
and he did

gonna run a 5km pb tomorrow

>>212461732
not really no

running hurts so I dont do that. or jogging
it is fast though

>>212461781
since august 2017

>>212461748
Rorkes are so predictable with their proclivity for East Asian women
It's hilarious thinking about the mental gymnastics they must go through

gonna download a 5kb pb tomorrow

>>212461868
is it better for pokemon GO

>>212461558
Was George Lucas trying to tell us something

>>212461895
yes if you paid for official Nintendo products

Rorke going to Pets at Home and teaching all the parrots racial slurs

credits will do fine
nooo they wooont

>>212461087
white is right

lost 5lbs in 2 weeks on my diet so far
hungry tho

Tomorrows plan?
Church
Eat 30 oysters
Exhibition

always found it weird how leftypol hates east asian women
bit racist and sexist if you ask me

>>212461934
except the ones about asians as that would upset his step kids and this wife

>>212461955
God doesn't exist lad

i hate them so much

Might move to China.

>>212461955
sainsburys
maybe play some xbox

rights for whites
is that too much to ask?

God doesn't real

also got hot choccy now good idea
getting doccy who on, it womfy

getting in the shower .... x

>>212461834
oh wow you're destroying you're knees? so cool

Can tell you're all old cunts when nobody talks about being pissed

im voting noone

get the pakistani lengers shagged

>>212462054
ummmm.....pics

>>212462088
those thighs <3

its actually because getting on the internet to talk about being pissed is for boring cunts

Reveal my true identity to the gfberg.

>>212462089
bit daemonic like

>>212462089
leftypol fuming that he wasn't permitted to enjoy 60 years of life in prison at the taxpayer's expense

>>212462089
epic

>>212462146
>>212462146
>>212462146

>>212462157
>>212462157
>>212462157

Corrr saved from another cansnonce thread by a hair

>>212461972
Yeah he does x

>>212462093
add me on discord x