Thread 212315199

amelia edish

poo smells lmao

hate your shit edishes

>>212315199 (OP)
fate
up against your will...

it is WELL hot

avatar use

>>212315216
if it's your first impression get the 1901 version

>>212315199 (OP)
this is the pheno that i have to force myself to be attracted to
all women look like this niw

Irish diaspora Labour MPs scuppering Starmer's Welfare Bill
Get millions more on full PIP for mental elf asap

>>212315252
no u are

>>212315230
>poo smells

>>212315194
cronem leaving a trail of full bellies in their wake cos they know the katies will raise them anyways

>>212315237
through the thickened thin

Bought a used couch and it smells like condoms and cat piss

>>212315274
ha! far from it!

>>212315269
The chink? Nobody is making you date one
The Jewess? She won't date a goyim

>>212315248
this makes quentin FURIOUS for some reason
i think he's gay for the cronem

>>212315248
timmy's crush

poo wanking arse

Absolute unit

>>212314544
>any good comfy fantasy books that aren't lord of the rings?
Read the Poems of Ossian by James McPherson

just gib me my flag back ;_;

why're you all such horrible cunts

another hard days graft sitting in my home office tapping away on my incel keys
another £200 in the bank

>>212315235
boycott or ruin all non-brit editions

>>212315322
*sentences him to stupid fat cunt jail for 100 years*

>>212315310
the jew that most white women in their early twenties look like
bugs are out of the question

>>212315322
haha abused animal xD

>ALDI finally not putting me on tills all the time

They realised I'm a grafter after almost 2 years

>>212315248
moonfaced asiatic alien good only for wheezing timmy

No gf day a million gazillion billion... today we are feeling a little lonely and could use a cuddle

>>212315373
leftypol in the left, rorke in the right

Seems like a lot of NPCs just learned a Jewish talent agency specifically hired a pro-Palestinian singer and promoted him to say bad things about Israel at Glastonbury so they could fire him and get pity points for Israel.

he's almost 30 years old and thinks he's hot shit because he can just about manage a job made for teenagers and downies

>>212315388
corr might be a cheeky carbonara later

>>212315354
Looks like your dad is finally getting a cellmate

mfw it's 13 degrees and raining in cumbria
mfw I have no face

>>212315388
Is that... Spaghetti?

i imagine the average briton broad looks like lucy letby

Gook women are good only for snivelling, timid Timmies

i can't past the captcha on indeed
i cna't work ;_;

>>212315373
what's he crying about this time?

>>212315315
:3

>>212315421
No it's a pizza.

>>212315427
>broad
birds, joao, we call. them. birds

>>212315397
yeah yeah it's all a jewish conspiracy
seen this episode before
change the channel marge

>>212315441
Bit racist

>>212315417
went to lake windimere recently and all the lakes are full of pakis

>>212315441
>I hate darkies and niggers
Does she not realise that she is one?
Jungle gooks lacking self-awareness

>>212315437
get fucked you robot cunt

been seeing the lass I have a crush on liking a lot of reels about dating and seeing guys recently. My head canon love to marriage pipe line has been fondled with... I asked the moon for its beams to lead her heart to mine and nothing... even the universe hates me

>>212315478
do they turn the water brown like coco pops?

I’m a stupid black monkey

>>212315372
You've not been around much lately, EW. All good? x

Gook women dont think whites consider them in the same category as darkies, niggers and forens

>>212315465
they are NOT ALLOWED

>>212315441
what's the point of the white lines is they don't actually obscure the words at all

>>212315500
Simply a sign from above that you’re meant to make your move

>>212315465
pfp is a catberg
clearly catbergian propaganda
bet the cattberg in question was causing mischief and misbehaving - not at all the angel portrayed on that channel

>>212315557
She's just trying to win points with white Chud simps

>>212315502
need this garish constructivist trend from the mid 00s to come back

>>212315550
let him in

>>212315373
Pathetic TO THE CORE

>>212315563
she told me she doesn't want to be in a relationship but enjoys my company but more drawn towards a friendship energy.

>>212315557
Probably to skirt automatic moderation on some site

>>212315373
ah yes this mentally unstable womanish man is just who I should be listening to in order to fix my life

so

whatever came of those hong kongers that moved here?

hardly hear about them

>>212315574
Big Gondii do NOT want people reading this post

I'm in the SAS ask me anything

stop posting 'za you're making me hungry

also it's a bizarre gimmick

Put some water out for foxes last night and one came up and pissed in it
Looked it up and apparently they piss in water to mark their territory

rorke gunning for the laotian gf

I am the rorkerus

>>212315500
Who's better than you? Nobody that's who

>>212315606
It’s over

>>212315632
they saw you and turned 360 degrees and walked away

>>212315632
i shagged them

>>212315397
>promoted him to say bad things about
you

>>212315644
drink it

>>212315646
Oh my days. That be Timmy all over

>>212315573
when are you going to order one of them

leftypol doing lefty things like reading the news

>>212315641
what does it stand for?

>>212315628
important to remember that he is also a drug addict

I shall ask the sun tomorrow. Perhaps the moons prayer only works for women and men should pray to the sun. Tomorrow I will climb the highest hill in my area and make some prayers and oaths with the sun. If that too doesn't work I may consider contact with darker sides of the occult

>>212315641
are you in the SAS

>>212315641
what rank

>>212315689
>>212315702
Fucking civvies

>>212315702
no

>>212315677
Irish people rapidly constructing a shrine to this duo

Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away!

>>212315677
All based statements

black people kill asians every day and wonder why asians hate them

>>212315540
Just been busy with hobbies and other stuff.

>>212315713
I'm private, I just graduated

miss it when girls would put their fingers to their mouths and then touch their bum cheek and make a TttSSSsssss sound

>>212315729
then go back to /cum/

i would like to apologise to those i’ve insulted and verbally abused on here. from now on i will take the road of the higher man

>>212315754
hi private im neil

>>212315641
What's the correlation between daring and winning?

>>212315729
most of those kind of english leftist statements virtually mirror far right anti anglo conspiracies in rest of europe and it's actually funny
i grew up taught that english are the ultimate evil who ruined and opressed the whole world

>>212315727
smashing into these fellas like a 21st bowling ball

>>212315774
Nope we here at /brit/ support Bob Vylan

My toilberg is Jewish (naturally) and the bloke I'm competing with for a promotion very openly and loudly announced he was going to Glastonbury last week

Hopefully Mr Toilberg thinks less of him for this and sees me as his good little goy boy.

>>212315689
Sucking All Schlongs

poor little catberg melting in the heat. can't even help cool him down with some water or ice or what have you cos he hates getting wet so much.

>>212315791
fuck you ape

>>212315697
You dont find it embarrassing to type shit like this up?

huffing my boxers which i've had on for nearly a week

>>212315784
Linear

/brit/ has and always will support Israel's right to defend itself

>>212315787
That’s all true though even if it’s just muh anglo saksii seething

>>212315787
i grew up taught that nikolas tesla was croatian

>>212315787
why were you taught that in croatia

>>212315815
Love this guys xitter posts it's just pure whitepill grindset

>>212315199 (OP)
Yanks in their natural habitat-Ocean City Maryland Live Webcam
https://www.youtube.com/live/PWG4Z87NSiI?si=x4dCDQ0lyVbUHIKM

>>212315677
ah yes moving to another country and then doing your utmost to irritate and piss off everyone that lives there out of pure spite, what mature and respectable men

>>212315818
corr gis a whiff

>>212315677
deport these vile niggers

>>212315727
love these guys
giving povvos runts and immigrant slackers what for

>>212315833
replace anglos with jews then yeah it is

Fake a suicide attempt every ten years and you can be on PIP for life

>>212315857
i guess they were born here and their parents probably were too

>Egyptian girl
we need to liberate muslims from islam PRONTO

>>212315876
Both can be true at different times, Brits willingly conquered and oppressed the world and muh joos revisionism won’t change that

this evening's entrée

Just thinking about those hymens snapping

>>212315843
because evil anglos destroyed the glorious german empire and opressed the whole world through globalization colonization and shiet
far right boomer logic
>>212315836
nikola tesla was very obviously a serb, i genuinely have no idea why do conservaboomers in croatia claim him so much

>>212315817
Oh no what will the freaks on 4chan think of me???
I do longer feel embarrassment in any aspect of my life, I legitimately do not care if someone dislikes me, if I make someone uncomfortable or upset i would be embarrassed and apologetic though

An Ofcom agent has infiltrated the thread

Dallow, Spicer, Pinkie, Cubitt
Every jammy Stressford poet
Loafing oafs in all-night chemists
Loafing oafs in all-night chemists
Underact - express depression
Ah, but Bunnie I loved you
I was tired again
I've tried again, and

have you ever heard the one about the greggs breakroom and the bread knife?

voting reform in 2019 in the hopes that farage strikes a deal with bukele to place all muslims in CECOT indefinitely

>>212315918
mmhmm dey wide like dat 7up bottle

Thora Birch in the 1999 film American Beauty

Often wonder if that myth/rumour that foreigners say about white men having an easy time getting a shag in non white countries is true

>>212315397
seems a bit elaborate when our entire government is subservient to them

>>212315955
boobies

>>212315857
Maybe they were born in the UK, and thus didn't move here. And maybe they're just angry about racism they've experienced in the UK.

>>212315955
>sag at 18 years old

imagine what they look like now

>>212315947
Time traveling are we

uhhm
that's pornographic material

Genuinely fucking mental how much Starmer has fucked it by so much in such little time. Looks like he's about to lose the vote tonight.

>born 1982
NONCE NONCE NONCE MOOOOOODS

>>212315924
Can tell youre like 15 lol

Russia has conquered all of the Luhansk region and Sumy is surrounded.

>>212315970
obviously it’s true. white is high status and usually means relatively wealthy

>>212315918
Every Jews in this picture looks shrewder, more cunning and smarter than any Irish person I've ever seen

>>212315955
good filem
good boobies
liked her in ghost world as well with scarjo (also another set of good boobies, not in the film, in the pictures ive seen)

>>212316015
yeah?

>>212315990
That's just what large natural tits do mate although I can't blame you for not knowing since you've never seen a pair in person before

>>212315955
that fella in that film turned out to be a gay nonce didn't he. can't remember his name.

>>212316058
ummy

>>212315727

Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in small-claims. Back then we called him 'Paki Pulveriser' Bohill because he never came out of a property without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.

Most would call him insane, but that is why the High Court trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realised what a monster they created.

You see, most enforcement agents try to reason with the defendent. Not Paul. No, he used knives, clubs, pliers, you name it. After a few jobs I got a chance to talk to him one to one. He was wearing his blood stained hard hat, sunglasses, and stab vest, smoking a cigarette and drinking Johnny Walker Black Label. It was only 7AM, but you NEVER told Paul what he could and couldn't do.

I asked him why he used such violent tactics. He lowered his head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sunglasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.

"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These goat fucker scum bags don't deserve the mercy of a British council flat, but a slow torturous death at the hands of a British man!"

In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut.

"The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, curry filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real High Court Enforcement Agent at work."

>>212316042
yeah baby

>>212316015
>Sumy is surrounded.
no it's not lol

>>212316058
not allowed

>>212315641
Do you wanna know what SAS stands for?

>>212316069
kek was actually just thinking about this pasta

>>212315990
She was actually 16 in that film

>>212316008
Tories are bloody hypocrites
They'd be doing the exact same thing but they're so power hungry they're pretending they're aghast that Herr Starmer would dare suggest there's an issue with the welfare state.

Leaf tories are voting with Leaf libs. Why can't our tories do the same for the national interest?

>>212316008
Who cares he'll be back with another evil scheme next week

>>212315914
Corrr love curly hair on women me

deport every deliveroo driver

>>212316013
im 29

>>212315582
Asian girls don't need to score any points with me, they already won

>>212316075
LOL

>>212315677
Wow a punk band are wind up merchants

Need wwiii to happen

I can't go on without it

>>212315923
those boomers sound based, better than ours

>>212316051
t. menopausal woman
>>212316097
so the frenchie just posted CP?
uhh janny????

Wonder where the collapse point for Ukraine will be
Really want to see something interesting happen in my lifetime

>>212316035
Irish people look like child monkeys next to them

>>212316114
some decent sticks tbf

So uh....Reform are going to win the next general election aren't they?

>>212316126
Its already begun...

So, to summarise, not only am I not allowed to find Asian women attractive, I am supposed to exclusively masturbate to black men and lock my penis in a cage whilst referring to myself as "little Timmy"?
Call me crazy but I'm starting to think these people are mentally ill.

>>212316158
nah

>>212316158
hopefully

>>212315727
>>212316069
Missed an opportunity for an amazing reality TV show where Paul Bohill and Dog the Bounty hunter switch jobs for a time.

Would have been kino

>>212316158
yep
just got to sit tight I suppose

>>212315918
>>212316035
>>212316149
very interesting thank you for this information quentin

>>212316136
oh my days you actually haven't seen a pair of tits in person before have you

>>212316148
Uncle sambo will always be there to pull their chestnuts out of the fire right when they are about to capitulate

>>212316114
He broke a thousand year chain of whites for that creature pretending to have human emotions? Lmao

>>212316158
Sorry but the pendulum has swung and you’re going to get years of the gayest form of low iq racist israel first right wingism

mad how fit they are at that age

What sector of society would suffer if the UK collapsed?

>>212316148
westoids are absolutely desperate for a victory and will let every single ukranian die before admitting defeat

I remember one time a few years ago my uncle got caught wanking by my auntberg, but what he was wanking over was a picture of her 20 years ago - yet she still got upset probably because she doesn't have a time machine.
She was acting like he cheated on her...with a picture of her.

Odd that, aye?
Mind you they were in their 20s at the time so it's pretty dark in all fairness.

>>212316114
those are some good sticks

>>212316158
bookies have nige at 5/2 to be next pm

>>212316158
They'll get the most seats but a labour-tory coalition will form a majority

>>212316106
wait until he brings my za round yeah

>>212316158
Either if they do or dont surely its the end of this façade we call democracy

>>212316158
yes and a lot of fell for it again awards will be handed out too

>>212316196
Do you not agree than Irish people have a naive-looking faces compared to Jews, who look cunning and scheming >>212315918

>>212316107
Having crushes, stalking girls on social media, being a tarot card tier LARPagan at age 29?

>>212316220
40?

>>212316259
and wrong about everything awards

>>212316221
Bubble tea shops

rorke's lost his mojo

Nigel Farage: the Paki's PM

I’ve never had sex and im beginning to be afraid that I never will because my future is fairly predictable

Russia continues its slow, methodical, and inexorable march forward with total control of the battlefield as they systematically grind down Ukraine's defenses.

>>212316220
yes
federer was indeed in his prime at that age
JUST LOOK AT THIS FUCK ME WE NEED TO GO BACK

>>212316269
amongst other things;)

>>212316305
this poster is the yank on a VPN

>>212316229
Thats pretty sweet tbqh

There'll be scenes when Farage becomes PM only to continue to increase immigration

it’s over

>>212316132
that's because my ancestors fought for the germans in every war so there's a different cultural perception

>>212316315
Here's hoping

>>212316326
Is he wanting the police to launch an investigation into Israel?

>>212316333
do my posts look equally as FUCKED UP on your end, cutiebuns? x

>>212316326
I think most people have seen through the charade

>>212316348
penny is so close to dropping for her

leftypol crying because Bob Vylan is being investigated by the police but had no problem with police locking people up for year for their tweets last summer

>>212316348
Looks like The Grinch

>>212316348
heard something very similar where girls are out in public they very VERY rarely think twice about men
whereas single men will see dozens of girls they find attractive in one small set of women

very grim

*eats a double double decker*

>>212316381
No, most people are still massive supporters of Israel

>>212316391
leftypol is a shameless tribalist

Still mental how the government lied about
Jeremy Corbyn being an antisemite to kick him out of power and how they got away with it

>>212316391
very true

>>212316411
lol where do you live the boomer depot

>>212316394
Wonder what every woman who isn't obese or completely munteds vagina looks like

>>212316348
chad or death

>>212316425
Briton discovers Jewish privilege

>>212316404
how's my granny going to get to the bingo now :(

Rorke getting introduced to punk music and being VERY offended. Political correctness gone mad, am I right, Rorke?

imagine shagging a 500 year old woman

black people have no personality beyond blaming whites for everything and acting they're the only races that exist

>>212316404
a quadruple decker you might say

>>212316425
Yeah I don't like the zionists but that's one thing to thank them for

rorke thinking calling for random immigrants to be burned alive is the same as saying soldiers committing a genocide should die

I'm not one for conspiracy theories but we clearly do live in a two tier policing country

>>212316348
girl...

If I was a gay lad I would be furious. You just want to shag your boyfriend in his pooey bumhole and have a cuddle after but instead you get lumped in with all the nonces and people cutting their cocks off.

leftypol being racist

>>212316411
>most people are still massive supporters of Israel
Massively wrong.

>OMG TRANNIES, MUSLIMS AND LEFTY STUDENT WANKERS AT GLASTONBURY SUPPORT ISRAEL THIS MEANS YOU SHOUDL DO THE OPPOSITE.
Yeah that schtick doesnt work anymore. Remember the Tommy Robinson Remembrance day counter march 2 years ago? Yeah not even 200 people turned up, even mongs in the "football lads alliance" have got more braincells

>>212316485
Don't have too I shagged your mum last night

>>212316528
left timmy right cronem x

>>212316506
Chanting “Death to ____ “ online or in person is either all okay or none of it’s okay you can’t pick and choose

Super
Army
Soldiers

>>212316576
screeching at your obsession

>>212316589
:)

>>212316535
well maybe we don't want to be lumped in with gays either, have you considered that?

>>212316577
they weren't saying "death to migrants" though were they? they were saying "go to the migrant hotel at this address and burn it down"
fairly different

>>212316577
Simply not how it works sorry and you’re in no position to create ultimatums lol

Dr. House made a pun about his name with houses (as in the buildings) but he never made a pun about house music.

I see leftypol is still trying to convince us that chanting death to jews and for palestine to rule over them isn't antisemitic

What do we think of this then

>>212316411
who do you know who supports israel? even the most apolitical normies i know have been saying they've gone off the rails

>>212316577
>Death to Racism
Should I be imprisoned then too, Rorke?

dogberge suffering

>>212316631
Banter

How can a house be a doctor? Doesn't make any sense

>>212316631
no opinion

>>212316631
Unrelated to Letby you fucking mong

>>212316631
about time the witch hunt came to an end and Lucy can be free to live her life

>>212316631
she will be a free women by christmas

>>212316608
And the end result would be death no? What’s the difference
>>212316609
You aren’t even from here wind your neck in

how do I stop my baby from biting my nipples during feeding time? any other young mums in here?

>>212316576
LOL fax

>>212316601
'

Hello my name is Racism

How does Australia and New Zealand keep people in a state of mental infancy so long? They make Americans look jaded

>>212316631
Not surprised in the least. When has there ever been someone being grossly incompetent or being a wrongun at work where there bosses haven't been doing the same?

LET HER OUT

>>212316655
Wouldn't be surprised if this were the case j*urbalists love their scummy lying headlines

leftypol siding with islamic fundamentalists who would gladly kill him lol

Fucking neighbour started a fire so i have to close my windows the selfish cunt

>>212312025
>No but it possesses the ability to think, as does every organism with a brain.
we are not just talking about "thinking" whatever that means we are talking about a unique level of thought that only humans can do
>. Abstract thought developing out of thought seems just as reasonable as an animal growing an extra digit.
no it does not this seems a fallacy of equvalence
abstract thought is not just another catagory of thought that is unlocked, you either have it or you dont. having an extra finger is just an other quantity, not a quality.
>>212312093
>Our ancient ancestors would have had no fingers at all. Fingers would have gradually developed over time.
but they always had the capacity to grow fingers which is my point
>There might have been two parents who couldn't think abstractly, and perhaps due to a genetic mutation, they gave birth to a child who was capable of a small amount of abstract thinking.
so just to be clear you believe an offspring can have something that is literally impossible in the parents? this sounds to me like magic
>If you don't understand it just watch a video or read a book about evolution and natural selection.
i have read and watched many and none are able to address these questions

leftypol fucking kids

nary a syllable

>Lucy actually was mentally ill the whole time
>Gross incompetence resulted in the deaths of those babies
lads I cannot wait for the next family get together to laugh in my sisters face at how wrong she was

>>212316720
the fire rises?

it's so hot I poured mcdonalds coffee in my lap to call off

*replies to a two hour old post*
*replies to a seven hour old post*

>>212316691
we dont have black people

>>212316675
Father here. I slip my finger in his bumhole and give it a sniff when no one is looking lol

>>212316720
:(

>>212316772
how's that possible? britain has always had black people surely some would have moved there during the colonial era

>>212316729
>but they always had the capacity to grow fingers which is my point
Fingers most likely arose due to genetic mutation.
>so just to be clear you believe an offspring can have something that is literally impossible in the parents? this sounds to me like magic
I think advanced abstract thought is a result of genetic mutations. Just like other features in humans, e.g. our noses, and our eyes, and our tongues, etc.
>i have read and watched many and none are able to address these questions
Talk to an expert on evolution. They know what they're talking about and you don't.

>>212316763
he's a lefty actually so maybe he's preparing to burn jews
he'll have been shitting himself about the welfare reforms

mumberg hasn't even started making the tea lads

>>212316669
And that changes what

>>212316856
that fucking BITCH, get on the justeat, bossman will take care of you

>>212316825
>Fingers most likely arose due to genetic mutation.
due to their ancestors having the fundamental capacity to grow fingers
>I think advanced abstract thought is a result of genetic mutations. Just like other features in humans, e.g. our noses, and our eyes, and our tongues, etc.
you surely realise this is a clear fallacy of equvalence
to give the simplest example you can literally identify your fingers and eyes you cannot identify the part of your body that is abstract thinking
>Talk to an expert on evolution. They know what they're talking about and you don't.
i have read the experts but unfortunately i am not in a line of work to interact with them. am i to understand by this that you do not understand it either and would require an expert to explain it to you too?

racism is wasted energy. obviously racism is absolutely hilarious but serious, political racism seems like a waste of emotional energy

>>212316856
Sorry mate she's upstairs bouncing on my wilberforce

sucking in air through my nose into my lungs

what are these mongs arguing about

>>212316960
>>212316960
>>212316960

>>212316856
maybe she wants to relax a bit after a long day at work, ever think about that?

last for raltz!

>>212316711
kek
we're going to deport them too