Sloth fella opening his door edition

The squattoil doms is setting in

Sir Adolf Hitler sub edish

Olivia Rodrigo has the cutest little arse
I hope she marries me, a 34 years old English boi, one day

>>212764867
She's 15 mate

>>212764862
Bomb them again Adi

>>212764867
good for you

You guys didn't really mean all those hurtful things you said about me, right?

/brit/ entering its end of days, I'm feeling less and less like I'm giving a fuck about it now
Gonna start chatting with the Egyptian schizo even

Would you shag Isa Guha?

Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy
Not me, if you ever cared to ask
Good for you, you're doing great out there without me, baby
God, I wish that I could do that
I've lost my mind, I've spent the night
Crying on the floor of my bathroom
But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it
But I guess good for you

>>212764877
he didn't get me nan last time and he won't get her this time (she's dead)

Sir Bradley Walsh

>>212764867
what the fuck she's only 22 years old?

I thought she would be 30

Lady Olivia Rodrigo

>>212764867
>Olivia Rodrigo
>Her mother has German and Irish ancestry

interesting, so her dad is asian and her mom is white

>>212764888
it was a bit weird how they had a camera under the stage for this

hate the way womens elbows bend back like this.
revolting

>>212764942

>>212764971
Watching the highlights before mastermind and university challenge x

>>212764984
Everyone’s elbow can do this you fat fuck

>>212764971
brown pusi lips

>>212764984
Smelly hands typed this post on a jizz-stained keyboard

>>212764924

>>212764953
she's half flip

I don't get the bugs lay off the carrots joke

>>212765011
Same
We’ve had glorious test cricket this summer. The best of the game

>>212764867

>>212765054
Does that mean she lands on her head?

yet another night of spamming trannies and shit gay pop lyrics is it carlybender
great stuff

testo

>>212765087
Yes Bashir!

Crazy how much of a shagger I was when I was 15 and now I’m a 23 year old with no mates no women no social life whatsoever

>>212765054
yes, her mother is white, and her dad is filipino

>>212765087
Don't know what's going on here

>>212765117
should've slept around in my 20s

>>212765117
yeah mate it definitely picks up from here

Bag of M&S air dried Spanish chorizo crisps down the gob seen as I shop at M&S now

>>212764867

>>212765170
Posh bastard

>>212765117
same age and I was posting on /brit/feel at 15
never stood a chance!

>>212764758
cant believe i missed the pub quiz for this

>>212765184
corr those pits

>>212765170
What's /brit/'s general attitude to spanish crisps?
Got spanish crisps getting sold in woolies for less than the locally produced ones which is mad when you think about it

gfberg confided in me that Beyonce's American phase makes her feel uneasy due to what the US flag currently represents but also feels its not her place to question her as a white woman

getting exhausting listening to her nonsense and pretending to agree with it but she is out of my league

grangle grangle

I enjoy roleplaying as a rich guy

Just woke up from a nap extremely horny

>>212765253
don't care get her shagged

>>212765262
there he is

>>212765099
utter sex

Been chatting to hours with my mates Grorke and LeftGPT about speculative scenarios on the far future

>>212765184
>I glark you! Goodnight!

>>212765277
Ktim but I woke up hours ago

bollocking myself

>>212765262
that's more like it. THAT'S a gimmick.

Olivia Rodrigobbling on my British knob

it's been really fun role-playing an incel neet with you guys but I've gotta go!

>>212765087
why is India playing India

equus

rorke and leftypol forming a wrestling tag team

>>212765375
isn't left the girl from the ice skating anime

i know it's probably frown upon her but brown/paki girls really get me going

Lily Phillips-Bonnie Blue is the Lennon-McCartney of our time

just farted so loud it awoke dogberg who barked at me out of anger

literally got tears in my eyes right now

>>212765413

>>212765401
Deep back point

>>212765420
Most of us aren’t racists here and love women of color

>>212765434
Who's Ringo

gay porn fuming

>>212765467
>

>>212765087
What a wicket! What a match!

>>212765458
uhh, t-that's not a horse...

>>212764899
No man, I don't mind if you like mooses.

>>212765401
timmy's crush

>>212765487
Wanting the biomass out isn’t racist

>>212765505
Is it? Is it really?

>>212764913
Did she make it to Narnia then?

Even the brown backside is red

>>212765499
she's a horse okay rorke

>>212765551
As it should be

>>212765467

love cracking me knuckles

Need for cans..... RISING

25 years ago today the first Big Brother started. With breakout stars Nasty Nick and Craig off Big Brother.

>>212765607
Red all over actually

>>212765253
Beyonce wanna be white so bad

>>212765628
wrst gmmck n brt

Right, so what the hell was wrong with Constance Marten then?

Still reckon the horse anime noncery should count as pony content

>>212765647
What gimmick?

I just want a BEER

>>212765631
avid had him in his cupboard

>>212765663
Women don’t belong on juries

>>212765663
Never heard of them

smoking beer and drinking weed

pink and yellow small horse

Mad how Jojo Siwa really did just need a good fucking

friendo, don't you pretendo

>>212765682
oh yeah I remember that as well
Then he did that Changing Rooms rip-off

mad how yank illegal immigrants are women who look like Olivia Rodrigo who pole vault the border to land perfectly on anglo-saxon knob, while British illegal immigration is some fella called Yakkoob from Somalia who get arrested three days after landing for loitering outside a Primary school.

Yet another fucking way those Yanks make us look like a bunch of right cunts for not jumping on the Mayflower.

>>212765632
For sure

Tests

>>212765434
they beefin

Bonnie is the originator the creator the nucleus

Lily a fraud a phony a fake a pussy a stan

Won't see Bonnie crying after 100 man that's LIGHT WORK

what's wrong with white women

In response to all the Sony trollls who call the Nintendo 64 the Pretendo 69, I urge everyone who's sick of this to refer to the Sony Playstation as the Phony Playshitstation.

any sigma man in?

Got the mastermind on, time to intellectually mog

>>212765758
Looks ridiculous, you gotta see it sometime.

cricket sexo

shagged so much i dont feel like shagging anymore

What’s up with women getting those pointy nails?

>>212765779
can't believe she's 25 she looks 40

any of yous going to trans pride next week?

>>212765782
he is 13 years older
he spent 20 years in prison for rape

women be like IMMA FUCK HIM

>>212765853
yh gonna chase the fit ones that aren’t t4t

>>212765853
am banned

>>212765823
>mumbai indians
what's next the islamabad pakis?

>>212765866
what's the story?

>>212765726
mickey was right

indians are refusing to accept that the plane was deliberately crashed

Why is everyone mad at Lamine Yamal for having dwarves at his party

plymouth pride was cancelled
cant even be bent in starmer's england

>>212765876
um?

I am Russian?

>>212765876
lmao are you actuqally

>>212765908
it was zainichi paki saar
@grok proof the needful

i left my heart at a pub in hampstead

Just done a tranny wank

>>212765897
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjelz43ggp3o

teen shotacon cunny

>>212765919
they're jealous they didn't have any dwarves at their birthday party

Nice?

>>212765920
>>212765940
not banned from trans pride just banned from being near the school it's next to

>>212765987
Very nice and hot to the touch.

My fate was to be a slave and the modern world has denied me that

>>212765997
Has it?

>>212765978
ummers

>>212765996
Can he survive?

>>212765821
Anytime soon, I bet

>>212766021
We'll have to see :)

lads
is being part of the army worth it?
In the US it seems it definitely is, you get your dick sucke for life, on top of getting discounts at literally every store you walk into, and you get into peak physical fitness by default
also aids you in getting a proper career once you're through and despite the "bravery" the odds of you dying are less than a fraction of a percent

In Shitain though we don't suck our vets cocks anywhere near as much.
Is it worth it I ask you. I wonder.

Rorke's great aul wan

>>212766023
blud thinks hes on the team

>>212766045
In your fucking dreams retard.

>>212766023
Bro thinks he’s on the team

>>212766023
thought trump was meant to be 6'3"

Wonder how many people actually get the majority of specialised subject questions correct

>>212766023
whats trump doing there

>>212766065
Hey! how did you know?

>olympics was a year ago
how the fuck

Guy who thinks footballers are short

>>212766094
Because...

if you think about it 99% of people today are landless urban serfs

>>212765663
her parents were cultists and she was raised with ridiculous amounts of money

>>212766075
Curious isn't it

>>212765991

>>212766123
fr

>>212766102

>>212765975
>Marten's privileged upbringing in a wealthy family.
i expected her to be from the usual broken home

Non.

>>212766140
what are THOSE

>>212765697
What the fuck

>>212766108
they're not huge mate, chelsea's team averages around 5'11"

>mum and her partner

>>212766201
>chelsea's team averages around 5'11"
So a fair few are probably quite tall then

>>212766179
well her parents divorced and her mum took her to a cult in Nigeria where she was probably raped by the leader. no amount of money can fix shit like that

>>212766037
50/50

>>212766172

>>212766054
wish humans could be nicer to nature. 40% of the UK should've been protected forest but we cut it all down for farmland.

>>212766054
Love hearing stories about deep south yokels' bloodlust and incompetence

>>212766239
ah, that would explain it

Ah.

>>212766140
blud thinks she's are milly

>>212764821 (OP)
sensational edish, truly memorable

trying this vertical tabs lark and feel VERY afraid
look how mad it looks

Rorkes head detaching from his neck, doing a 360 spin, reattaching to his neck and blowing red hot steam from his ears at this

>>212765697
source?

>>212766289
LOL

>>212766285
fucking mental is that lad
proper waaahheeeeeyyyyyy cybertwattery iykwim

any speedwankers in

>>212766285
nigga got tiktok bookmarked

Bamburgh is just amazing innit

>>212766330
ive been there

You better love your Katy
These cronem tappin' your Katy

>>212766247
Interesting, I thought it was 100/0

Imagine being some roadman who grew up in care and one day you get a letter from Hoares saying your mad child murderer mam has died and now you're the heir to a multimillion pound trust fund

Haha.

man my life would've been great if I switched on at 16yo and started grinding

>>212766285
>tiktok
>copilot
>edge
>tomorrow theme
fucking hell man

>>212766329
oh my days allow it unc
you've probably got antiques roadshow on iplayer bookmarked

>tomorrow
a fellow man of culture i see

>>212766328
I can in under 3 minutes

>>212766330
what's that

>>212766226
well it's the national average height

>>212766289
Would have worse if she'd worn specifically English St George gear

There’s pakis on Bournemouth beach

>>212766367
For me it’s 100, for you…not sure. Guess we will see.

Yeah.

>>212766415
dark mode is peak reddit
grow up

And I be tired as hell
But my baton won't sleep for nothing

>>212766415
looks like shit

>>212765919
>>212766415

There’s Somalians in Minnesota

Yeah, buddy.

>>212766421
Bamburgh Castle in Northumberland

>>212766445
Pretty close, guess we will

any photon man in?

love being a grim little coomer pervert

>>212766452
No, it's not. You're a fucking mong
>Ooooo bright colours burning my retinas while I stay up all night squinting at /brit/ in my smelly childhood bedroom
Fuck off

Yotsuba B

>>212766502
genuinely looks like catberg threw up on my screen

mental how fit they are

>>212766478
screaming

rattled

any yotsuba b man in?

>>212766492
needs filling with refugees

>>212766492
Always amazed at how castles were actually built

>>212764907
Isa Guha and Qasa Alom sex tape

thats a terrible pic btw

>>212766533
mental how desperate to fit in you are

>>212766492
Need that smashed down now

might watch a film, you lads like films?

Haha.

More of a yotsuba to man myself

remember the sharty themes
mad them

>>212766515
tomorrow is literally the dark smelly bedroom dweller theme
light themes are for a well lit environment

whats /brit/ arguing about today? religion? politics? ah dark mode very interesting

>>212766555
how?

yesterday
all my troubles seemed so far away

'indersticks on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8ut88r4NQA

Sorry guys im english with a full foreskin. How can US people circumcise your babies? 90% of the world doesn't chop them off. It even says it's unnecessary in the new testament. Sorry very sorry but you've been traumatising your child with an ancient mutilation ritual that puts them in the reptillian survival mind and makes them more warlike in the future.

>>212766586

>>212766547
yeah blud

>>212765117
the comebacks just around the corner

Good

>>212766493
Hope u feel the same way soon :)

>>212766595
constance marten

got alien 3 on

>>212766680
you look like an alien you 3reak

Breathe.

room is still full of residual heat from the weekend

>>212766708
bit rude

>>212766601
now it looks as though they're here to stay
oh, I believe in yesterday

>>212766722
open a windae

You will never sit with the love of your life on Oxford beach staring out into the ocean while holding her hand and watching the sun sink over the horizon

For me? It's always the default theme and default settings for everything in life

>>212766730
am actually sorry

The lovely Asian ladies

>>212766766
np mate x

>>212766750
Oxford is landlocked mate

constance martens dad there
madness

I think the Englishman is trash tier without training but SS tier with training.

If you look at the battle of flodden we destroyed the scots with little to no casualties.

But this was because we had martial arts written in law, such as heavy war bow training every week since the age of 11.

The average Britbong can't throw a fucking punch, but we have heavyweights like tyson fury who trained young.

When are you guys going to get tough then practice a martial art discipline?

>>212766680
had that on vhs recorded off the telly when i was a kid.

>>212766572
Doesn’t change how shaggable they ate

>>212765975
sounds like they were homeless and that's why the girl died, just a victim of out of control house prices

Laura Palmer theme
Crying

>>212766799
Yeah so I’m right aren’t I

>>212766813
didn't read
/pol/tard + tourist + reddit spacing + FOY

>>212766858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mInZo4Td8Xk&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

why the FUCK do ranger boots cost 37mil in OSRS?

>If our love is tragedy
>Why are you my remedy?
>If our love's insanity
>Why are you my clarity?

>Who is Lee Goldson? This is his mindset.

leftypol getting sent to the fiorina ''fury'' 161 outer veil mineral or refinery double y chromosome work correctional facility maximum security

Wanktoil looms.

Cole Palmer theme
Shagging

>>212766904
Didn’t understand 75% of that post mate. Is that an Aussie thing or a virgin thing?

>>212766914
Haha.

been out for a walk seen some alder trees

saw a fit tranny with a massive cock on twitter and felt some sort of dysphoria earlier

>>212766813
I'm confidently within the top 0.1% of strength, speed, and general physical ability in the entire country. Spending years fighting is a huge waste of time when you just lose the second someone has a knife or there are multiple people against you

>>212766876
destroyed that runt

WATCH THIS
WATCH ME GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfPs2EwAMh8

>>212766928
fanks

>>212766949
FONT

>>212763616
Education is run by neoliberalism.
You should read National Socialism A Left Wing Movement.

Why?

>>212766892
Do little towns like Twin Peaks still exist in America? Literally heaven on earth, without all the bat shit insanity of course

>>212766425
lol

>>212766967
seen the lad with a footlong harrasing that oap in the takeaway?

>>212766904
that's like 2 dollars australian if you buy it

Elon musk richest man in the world could run the UK for 85 days before going bankrupt, money isn’t real fr

>>212766966
you either saw some of them or all of them lad

>>212767014
>t. runt

I will copy you.

elon musk found a £50 note

peak woke? For me it was changing the name of chicken kievs to own putin

>>212767012
idk

>>212767035
Screaming! Howling! Hooting! Hollering!

>>212767008
why not?

>>212767012
they tend to suffer from opioid and fentanyl addictions

>>212766995
don't tell people to fuck off
you're not allowed to

Rebel.

>>212767059
that's how rich he is

no exaggeration I must’ve deleted and reinstalled TikTok over 100 times at this point

im a gay nigga

>>212767061
Doctor Who since Jodie Whittaker.

>>212767059
but if he
then he would be
and richer
too

>>212767012
The Return is more accurate to what it's like now

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nude_beach

>>212767128
>>212767128
>>212767128

>>212767096
scrom

>>212767095
why

>>212767072
Bad.

>>212764867
>Olivia Rodrigo
pinay slag