Thread 213127076

cat

poo smells lmao

vgh

>>213127076 (OP)
I miss you already.
Please come back.

match of the century on soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT3_xtAJya0

>>213128888
>>>/bant/22988226

stupid /int/brit/ with it's new thread every hour
catches me out every bloody time

Looking forward to the reform landslide

Would you die for King George III

>>213128944
stop making a new thread if one thread is already here

>>213128982
nah

>>213128973
reform (or so they say)

NordVPN or Proton?

My friends think its weird how close i am with my sister am i supposed to hate her or something

>>213129019
Proton is fine

>>213129019
if you look on some cashback sites you can usually find some really good deals on surfshark where you basically end up getting a 2 year subscription for free

I've joined Green Party & Your Party UK & donating to both. They will work together to restore Democracy UK.
The best thing the Government could do now is to reform British electoral system and bring in PR.

Chat is this real?

>>213129019
I have proton which works fine for me I don't trust nordvpn since every youtuber shills it

>>213129033
there's close and there's "close"
you don't diddle your sister do you?

>>213129033
You ever shag her?

uuuh rorke vpns are evil

wonder what heathermongs next obsession will be

>>213129068
That sound pretty retarded but ok.

>>213129033
I envy people who are close to their siblings. My sister's a bipolar wreck with an awful temper. The amount of times I've had full blown arguments because of little disagreements is too many to count. It's like walking on eggshells.

>>213128828
It'll be me.

>>213129019
Get Express, works great on 4chan.

All the spammers seem so demoralized and deflated lately, there's no vigour in any of their posting anymore

Heathermong posts screenshots of lengthy articles no one reads, Ziedbelg posts random pics of a tree and some guy between caring for his his braindead mother, Spainfreak doesn't pretend to spend hundreds of pounds of dole money on gacha or fast food, Diego never shows up on Fridays, Commiemong can't bait anyone with his boring Nazi gimmick, all the crazy yanks are gone, and when's the last time you saw Clogwog spam cuck porn?

Even gyaldempaedo can only manage posting occasionally about his little Chinese nonce cartoon videos

What happened to all the energy in /Brit/?

I brought my sister to meet my mates once and they laughed at her face at how ugly and fat she was

>>213129079
No we are just loving
>>213129080
Stfu

>>213129125
You ever shag her?

/brit/ is something to fight against

>>213129123
this place really is your entire life isn't it

>>213129019
dont they both sell/provide data to governments?

>>213129145
wouldn't touch her with a barge pole

the gov is doing good, no more porn spams lmao
get fucked coomer

>>213129138
mate...

Shitain is a dystopian hellscape

Our leaders actively work to destroy the native population

>>213129150
/Brit/ won't exist after tomorrow our authoritarian government is forcing the closure of all websites the nanny state dislikes

>>213129019
I've had Norton for either 1 year or 2 and it's easy. Never used it on here though.
Then £140 came out my account yesterday and I was like wtf

>>213129185
but your leaders by-and-large ARE the native population
square that circle newton

>>213129138
that's not how you're supposed to speak to a sibling

>>213129138
Is it ironic

>>213129138
You're telling me to shut up but that image indicates that you actually do shag her

>>213129185
National Socialism or death!

>>213129153
What makes you say that?

Do you think white people and black "people" can be friends?

So apparently im a freak now

STOP
THE
GENOCIDE

am ofcom and confirm that enforcement won't happen until 10 more working days

>>213129255
yes, more than white people can be friend with irish "people"

nth for the baddiedem

great shitstain is the clownworld nation

A nanny state of pathetic slaves

>>213129268
yea, you are
sister diddler

I've wanked to that brown skinned one of the gyaldem but it's kinda sad just how much negative feedback there is from her "customers".

>>213129278
Absolutely done him

>>213129268
Yeah that's an odd way to text with your sister

>>213129212
Britain's civil servants and most MPs are of the educated middle class, who as a whole despise and detest the native population and see them as knuckle dragging troglodytes only good for menial work. These are the people that will tell you there is no such thing as a native Englishman and that anyone can be a true Brit as long as they are nice, drink tea and go to the football.

>>213129255
unironically i believe that without women there would be no racism

the jury for my mates rape trial have been deliverating for about 5 hours now
must be bricking it, poor sod

doing a bit of Vinted toil. need a new lightweight fleece you see.

In at least 8 years of use I have never won the XhamsterLive token giveaway.

>>213129123
melty

>>213127525
i'd be sent to an HR re-education camp or sacked if i tried somethign like that at my yank toil

would emigrate but there's no jobs about to save up for it
HAHAHAHA

>>213129327
They're upper class you fucking retards. Do you know what middle class even means?

what kind of freak tells his sister he loves her
absolutely deranged

can't remember which porn site (think it was spankbang) but the ID check was an element you could "delete" in ublock and I had me porn back

>>213129323
We’ve always talked like that

>>213129138
cute x

but I can't txt my sis like that without cringing

>>213129352
you're here forever lad x

>>213129347
What are you going to do when all your little not-anime streamers stop streaming and are off getting impregnated by their husbands while you're ten years older with nothing to show for it?

>>213129138
she fit?

>>213129373
Yeah, GCHQ?

This one right here

test

>>213128982
Don't know enough about his reign. He respected George Washington and I respect that.

>>213129350
They made us put pronouns in Email signatures. Not even the UK team do that.

>>213129358
They're absolutely not upper class. The upper class are either landed gentry or doing their own thing cutting about between Dubai and the Riviera.
The government are mostly bureaucrats and petit-bourgeois second sons with overinflated self worth

good of the samaritans to offer their services to those of us affected by porn withdrawal

>>213129358
to be fair, the middle ground between your lowest and highest classes is fairly hard to determine when the lowest of the low is a toss-up between homeless natives and newcomers from darkest africa, but the highest is a king

>>213129339
Hope they execute him

82 years ago today, Benito Mussolini was overthrown by the traitors in the Savoy monarchy and Badoglio.

The Italian Social Republic was true to the original ideals of fascism and was much more aligned with NS Germany.

Per l'onore d'Italia!

>>213129452
scroom

might make a curry

>>213129467
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Regency_of_Carnaro
this was the only TRUE fascist state to ever exist

>>213129327
Yep.
WNs blame jews for everything but the reality is these bourgeois Christians and liberals are just as deleterious.

>>213129452
Now I'm hungry

Doing a rush and a push into the toilet

>>213129255
Yes definitely. Racist people can't and those aren't the people you might think they are.

>>213129467
>Savoy monarchy
And then the yanks fucked them in the "referendum"

'tis the season

>>213129488
leftypol sweating, torn between praising you for your openness to foreign food and accusing you of cultural appropriation
such is life in the PC hell he made for himself

Heatherpaedophile and DTFIC untying their nooses at midnight last night and putting them away in their drawers for the time being. They’ve had a reprieve.

Do not look at this

>>213129588
this scenario only exists in your brain

rorke lied about 4chan prohibition again. typical rorke

>>213129373
Good post, lad

eating poo

>>213129580
leftypol hates this

member when everyone swore blind this place would be gone forever at midnight

>>213129604
sweating

Do you tip?

>>213129619
it drives him nuts

>>213129621
>everyone
*one autist

>>213129621
Feels like yesterday

>>213129621
no haha x

>>213129427
So they blocked some sites but not 4chan?

>Laxatives: Expensive, might not work, horrible little tablets, side effects
>Spicy foreign noodles: Cheap, delicious, makes you shit out 3 days worth of food, make your bumhole feel all tingly
It's a no brainer really. I've lost 10kg in the last month.

>>213129591
Should I keep it up or is it going to be a while before you're banned?

The suspense is killing me

>>213129580
LINDVM
HVME

>>213129435
rude
only a bit of rape

>>213129649
they're not blocked they just ask for your ID, which 4chan hasn't done

>>213129499
The upper class/ultra wealthy in general are generally fine, they don't often (apart from the odd crank like Thiel/Elon) have a strong political bent and are usually happy driving their Ferrari down to Monte Carlo.
The people who are from decent backgrounds and well-educated but too mediocre to succeed in business/finance are the problem. They think they're superior because they're from a decent middle class background and went to Oxford, they maybe even got a law degree and had a brief stint at a Magic Circle firm. But they can't cut it at the top so they get into the civil service or politics, and they dig their claws into whatever they can trying to busybody their way through the system until you end up with layers of impenetrable bureaucracy.

thought the mafia only existed in the south of italy but recently found out they have a substantil presence in the north too, nowhere is sacred on this evil planet

>>213129649
I don't think that's the block. The age restrictions and checks are brought in by those big websites to adhere to regulations, so that they don't get blocked completely and lose patrons.

>>213129634
Do I fuck, I'm not giving some cunt money for walking across a room with a plate and saying 'Enjoy your meal'.

>>213129665
You’ve been going for this long pal no sense giving it up now, keep at it x

>>213129580
/lincoln/

Year 9 Mafia

>>213129612
The law came into effect today but 4chan doesn't seem to be complying with it. UK internet providers might be compelled to block 4chan at some point.

Always get so sleepy this time of day.
Should have been Spanish.

>>213129634
They already charge you "service charge" for 10% in your total bill.

i've got a good idea
just you keep me near
i'd be so good for
scottish play

think the window cleaner's here

>>213129400
laughing at your daily melties for the nth time

>>213129467
little upside down fella

>>213129680
>>213129695
4chan won't do that so they'll block it eventually for non-compliance won't they? Have they blocked any other sites for non-compliance yet?

>>213129694
The Mafia have a strong presence in the UK too, in fact they're trying to censor the Internet right now

>>213129634
Tip my barber if he doesn't talk to me while he cuts my hair and doesn't fuck it up. We have an unspoken agreement.
That's it.

You'd think there would have been some developments in the democratic process with the advent of computers but we still do everything as if it were the 19th century.

I don't see the bureaucratic monstrosity of our Westminster systems changing without some kind of catastrophic collapse

>>213129745
get 'em caned

>>213129772
all praise be to the nhs

>>213129123
you can call me a mong but I genuinely think spainlad quit when he made his last post on his trip
I just assume the obvious bait posts in his style are from other people

>>213129752
sxyprn

>>213129749
Why'd you avoid answering the question?

You do things other than watch your tranime sloppa, right?

>>213129772
Fucking kek it really is our state religion

Daily reminder that anime is not allowed in /brit/.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>213129757
thats not the mafia thats the you know whos

>>213129761
The bureaucracy keeps midwits occupied. It's daycare for people too incompetent to be rich but too self-important to work a normal job.

>>213129752
First ofcom will try to serve 4chan a fine (lol), if not paid then they'll ask UK ISPs to block the site, so yeah gonna take time. Doubt there's any blocks in place yet if 4chan of all sites is still up.

>>213129715
Thanks mate x

I will soldier on

>>213129772
Are NHS, who art in hospital, hallowed by thy name

>>213129745
>2019
and where are they now?

>>213129752
I'd suspect so, however long that might take. I'm not sure about any other sites. Some posters on /pol/ were talking about how the legal process required to command an ISP to block a website could be lengthy.

yah praise the west indian nurses who dun founded are NHS

imagine being so devoid of independent thought or creativity that your main source of wank material is "Spankbang"

>>213129814
I know but it's destroying our countries because of its ridiculous inefficiency and total impotence

They're just managing a steadily accelerating decline, nothing is getting better

>>213129842
buck bruke that fossil

>>213129837
what happene braldey?

>>213129832
No idea, will have to ask my mate who lives there, it's a tiny town full of weirdos.

>>213129844
they used to have all the best saucy asmr

>>213129844
What sort of porn do you like?

>>213129863
rapelad on a mad one

>>213129835
they managed it with a few torrent sites, and also Russia Today somehow. Not that it made any difference to people with a scrap of internet savvy (ie people who torrent)

>>213129793
He still posts but there is no point in tripfagging now that the salt has changed

Anyway he couldn't keep up the LARP and overextended himself with the biweekly trips to Vancouver gambit, he seems happy to bait for replies with other gimmicks but even that's infrequent

Ofcom might not even have to ban this place to stop people posting as it's gotten so insanely dull

>>213129796
I answered, heck I'm watching it play out right now

>>213129855
kek

>>213129649
some sites have chosen to block UK visitors as an easy way of avoiding the law, like when US sites blocked EU visitors because of GDPR.

>>213129890
this place really is your entire life isn't it

Imagine being some fella in Japan or whatever who runs a website and one day you get an email saying
>Hello sirs, we are the Ofcom. You need to ban your users or pay us a fine of £18,000,000. Thank you.
I'd be putting that straight in the spam folder too to be fair.

got a VPN (very pink nob)

>>213129867
mostly JAV, the thinking mans wank material
also vintage DVD era stuff, before women were so bogged and tattooed

>>213129891
That's sad

>>213129890
>>Anyway he couldn't keep up the LARP and overextended himself with the biweekly trips to Vancouver gambit
I have no idea what this means despy, you've lost me

still not banned?

>>213129745
Bungay as in Alan Partridge Roy from Bungay?

>>213129911
What makes you say that?

>>213129921
It’s spelt gnob

What if Ofcom just block /brit/ but leave the rest of /int/?

>>213129922
Just because you're using your brain to imagine the mosaic'd genitals doesn't make it a thinking man's porn.

>>213129842
last night was the night

>>213129863
thought this lad copped a 5 year ban from gimping

>>213129922
>mostly JAV,
favourite codes?

did his knob still work then?
why else would he go there

>>213129922
Only watch JAV with white men in it
Have a pretty extensive collection

>>213129912
"Office of Communications" sounds so absurdly soviet
even the abbreviation "Ofcom" is spot on

Is there a list of VPNs that work with 4chan.org

Do not remove this post

>>213129929
Don't worry about it mate

>>213129941
Yeah probably, it's right on the edge of Suffolk and not far from Norwich.

>>213129922
I don't find Japanese women sexy. They seem nice but just not very sexy.

Started on a new med and can't drink alcohol for a long time which is gonna be a big pain in the arse

there were no New York cheesecakes left so I got banoffee pie instead

How come there’s almost no raceplay porn or audio online
Reddit completely scrubbed it

>>213129988
leftypol unmasked

>>213129866
yeah i'm sure this a4 piece of badly printed paper wasn't put up by a rabid terf for clout on twitter

>>213129988
Sharon's changed

>>213129980
What should they be called then
Every country has regulators

>>213129988
Rorke unmasked

done 4 poos

>>213130000
fat bugger

>>213130000
That'll be sickeningly sweet

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE
I DON'T CARE ABOUT TRANS RIGHTS
PLEASE STOP FORCING IT EVERYWHERE

>>213130000
corr

Office of inceldom
Ofinc

>>213130000
nice, could binge on like 3 of these

Absolutely hate Crusader Kings me.

Little Ofcom fella walking into the office listening to this on his headphones thinking he's in charge of the internet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY

>>213130000
My car is full of crumbs, too

>>213130034
Not rly

>>213130053
Reminder there's no such thing as being 'transgender'.
Living publicly as a transvestite doesn't magically turn a man into a woman.

>>213130063
i hate all kings and all inherited privilege

>>213130000
Nice, who are the 5 people you'll be sharing that with lad?

want a french gf so bad

>>213130025
in your life?

getting 12 sausage rolls from greggs a few days ago was such a power move
can just have a sog whenever I want and they taste just as peng cold

>>213130055
>some fat bloke holding a sign saying 'Puppygirls bite'

aren't you lot banned

>>213129982
Dark mysterium vpn

neoliberal bull logging in

>>213130112
Yeah don't tell anyone we're here. Cheers mate

Sign this so we can get Sadick Khunt out https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/715511

>>213130094
You wouldn’t know them

Sir Seat Crumbs

>>213130112
Yes I'm banned right now

>>213129621
Pretty sure I posted 10 times that hiro wouldn't block us

absolutely howling and growling at this anti consumer nonsense
what's it even supposed to do lmao

>>213129958
admittedly the censorship is a drawback but it's the effort and production quality that keeps me coming back - they still have plots and if it's for example a nurse theme they actually do it in a realistic looking hospital with full uniforms and don't break character throughout
plus the women actually perform instead of just writhing about going "ooh yeah fuck my arse"

He peekin

>>213130112
Banned from Greggs for being racist

>>213130134
kek

>>213130000
you going to sit in your car cramming it into your face with your bare hands then?

>getting 12 sausage rolls from greggs a few days ago was such a power move
>can just have a sog whenever I want and they taste just as peng cold

spyro the dragon. now THAT was a game

>>213130105
hes hiding from the gyaldem

>>213130112
Hiromoot and Ofcom are battling it out right now on the street with giant robots

>>213130175
Metal Gear

>>213130166
I'm like 10 stone!! D:

>>213130139
>Government responded
>This response was given on 22 May 2025
>The Government has no plans to extend voting rights for the London Mayor elections to all UK residents.
These petitions do literally nothing

desperately needing to shit a big shite but plumber is coming over at any moment and he'll be spending time in the bathroom so don't want to inconvenience him with poo smells

>>213130156
Yeah but they make weird noises and speak Japanese

spotted m2
leaky pg tip

Right I've had enough of being an incel. I'm going to work on becoming a top shagger

>>213130219
I've been informed growing your hair out will make you a top shagger

>>213130219
Take me with you

watch jav muted me

>>213130219
Have you got OCD?

I hear you can use it to shag over 50 virgins in a year

>>213130192
You need to assert dominance and have your shit while he's working in the bathroom. Really sit there trumpeting as loud as you can and stinking the place out. He'll think you're a soft touch and overcharge you if you don't.

>>213130164
It’s frozen so no I will have it tonight is that a problem

Any weak spaffer man in?

>>213130192
Isn't that British of you, considering other people and what not. If you were Indian you'd just do it anyway.

>>213130159
Were you in Greggs and being racist?

I'm an eporner man who likes a bit of spankbang

bing maps has ordinance survey built into it. pretty cool

>>213130261
weak chin
strong spaff

m4 bulbous introduction appointment

watch all porn muted me

>>213130219
I think a good place to start is how you dress. You are wearing high quality natural materials and dressing like an adult, right? That means no t-shirts. It's time to get a move on.

Phwoar imagine getting a handy by big rough tradie hands while you're taking a nice stinky shit

>>213130188
is that supposed to mean something?

>>213130255
Weak. A real man would eat it frozen in his car.

whom

>>213130272
eporner has loads of upscaled classics

imagine thinking you have taste because you amsturbate to JAV

>>213130313
timmy's crush LOL

>>213130292
I watch without headphones on cos I want to make sure the neighbours don't hear my squeaking chair and other noises that are made during the wank

>>213130166
gonna be dry as fuck by the time you get through them

>>213130312
Won’t even taste nice frozen

mental how women want to shag me but I don't because I'm a spastic

>>213130170
cuties

>>213130313
cor

fucking take the piss
i'm gonna be knackered by the time it gets here

>>213130099
corrrrrrrrr

>>213130303
amogus

>>213130369
get yourself yer lazy git

my OS maps arrived

>>213130362
ray mears lookin nigga

>>213130155
stamping my feet and tickling my fat belly like an little jolly dworf creature at the thought of htis
who the FUCK!!!! is going to bother with all that TRIPE when you can just change your fucking IP address to the cayman islands

>>213130362
>>213130225

>>213130406
what scale?

>>213130369
>Leffe Blonde is brewed in the UK by AB Inbev to a lower %ABV than the original Belgian product
Absolutely grim, should be illegal

>>213129980
Guy in a previous thread was complaining it doesn't sound cool like the Soviet equivalent.

>>213130371
sexo

>>213130126
ok no worries i'll keep quiet

>>213130416
1:1
got it delivered on a lorry

>>213130420
full strength leffe is too strong
all beers should be session beers

Look at this dude

>ofcunt issues 4chan a fine of 10% of revenue
>hiro says 4chan is losing money
>ofcunt has to pay 4chan

>>213129980
Comofcom

>>213130420
it's for your own good
they know you sissies couldn't handle the real stuff

>>213130443
i get mine 1:3 delivered by aircraft carrier
can look down my mum's top in ultra HD

>>213130443
you can fit a 1:1 map of the united kingdom on a lorry? is it printed on 1ply loo roll?

today at the gym i will listen to chvrches :)

>>213130448
it's still 6% you mong

It's really not difficult for the government to make VPNs considerably less accessible, I'm sure Starmer will find a justification to clamp down on them for security reasons or something

>>213130459
oo ho ho ho hAHAHAHA

>>213130460
10% or £18,000,000 whichever is more

RECYCLE @ 310

>>213128936
>>213128936
>>213128936

>>213130460
this sounds like mikeynomics but i'm here for it

Plumber poo lad here. Gonna do a poo anyway and risk it all, if he comes right when I'm pushing it out there will be serious trouble

>>213130473
not a map of the whole country is it you moron

>>213130155
Right so a 3rd party snoops through your emails and that's fine is it?

>>213130416
2cm to 1km x

>>213130478
hello I'm a thick little mong how are they supposed to distinguish between a virtual private network and a real physical one

>>213130303
Comparing immigrants to faeces is pretty racist

There's a trannoid in the catalog with a massive knob. I've only seen trannoids from the spam that gets posted here but it's quite surprising how many have massive ones.

>>213130313
Alri, guess I'll wank to her then x

>>213128982
He ain't even know you bruh :skull:

wondering how you dickheads are still able to post

>>213129019
Nord if you can get a deal otherwise Mullvad

>>213129835
>>213129820
thanks, it's good to know you guys will be sticking around for the time being