Thread 718402664

Why are Shantae's boobs suddenly so big?

>>718402664 (OP)
You can tell a ge is good by the quality of it's porn.
All Shantae porn is high quality.

I love my wife shantae so much.

Less than 24 hours bros!

>>718403291
Our wife shantae.

>>718402664 (OP)
Around what cup size is shantar supposed to be? Her art is so inconsistent it's hard to figure out. Her hips are always considerably wider than her shoulders and boobs correct? Also is shantae supposed to canonically have the smallest bust size of the main cast?

>>718402664 (OP)
I don't even care about tits but god damn those are some nice floppers.

>>718402664 (OP)
She has to grant all of our tittyfucking wishes

>>718402664 (OP)
dont look at her shantaes

>>718402664 (OP)
Kratos could kill this beast

>>718404108
he'd have to get through ME first

>>718404271
He already did, but he knows how to kill something this big.

>>718404108
Not very Better Man of him.

>>718402664 (OP)
>Why are Shantae's boobs suddenly so big?
Yeah i wish for that anon, any problem?

>>718404423
Not that Pussy bastard for a Kratos Sweetbaby.inc created.

what does Shantae's piss taste like?

rottytops breast expansion

I messed up the wish

>>718405584
You just screw up the entire thread.
You Flawborn of Slannesh.

>>718404108
>all that gigamermaod porn
>zero (0) siren queen porn, despite being a mermaid 4x her size.
>that yiu LITERALLY strip during her boss figgt.
1st boss bonus vs final boss penalty.

>>718404108
Kratos and his series have an undertone of the whole "bros before hoes, fuck bitches get money, breasts are temporary but power is forever" kind of thing that was subtle in the 2000s, so it would be interesting to see him get put up against such an ecchi villain for sure.

>>718406265
Clotho?

so how bad are the threads going to be once more than 5 people are aware of Pepperpex’s existence

>>718402664 (OP)
They learned from Nortubel

Really shitty how coy theyre being about there being no upgrade for the deluxe version. I cant believe it took until now for those fucking Californians to start doing scummy shit.

>>718406962
shush be quiet, its just an old man

>>718403825
no, MY WIFE
shantaes love is EXCLUSIVE you gay commie retard

>>718410393
But this is a shantae thread, are you really that lazy just boot up gimp or paint.

>>718410604
>just boot up gimp or paint
nuhhh

>thread reminded me to pick up HGH Ultimate Edition and Seven Sirens while they were still on sale
Thanks bwos

should i pick up Risky's Revenge?

>>718412826
Its probably the weakest in the series.

>>718412826
If you want more shantae, yes.

>>718402664 (OP)
She's pregnant, but still doesn't know because he's a massive airhead

>>718402664 (OP)
she needs her tan dick back too

>>718412673
yeah i guess ill do the same
i GUESS
i'm a slave the genie midriff baka desu senpai

Why not?

>>718410604
miku is always relevant

>>718404108
>>718404412
>>718403825
I would make babies with this thing

>>718413572

>Shantae miscarried between Advance and RR

Buckley does it again

>>718412239
Skin should be darker

>>718413968
Anon... I don't think it's gonna work...

>>718413918
fair enough and its monday afterall.

>>718402664 (OP)
She's a growing girl.

>>718402664 (OP)
why isnt she browner?

>>718402664 (OP)
Genie magic, ain't gotta explain tits.

>>718402664 (OP)
For BWC

>>718412673
Never played Shantae, where should I start?

>>718415572
Half genie hero because that's the game with the most sexo shantae.

>>718416107
personally I was surprised when I saw that game because we know wayforward sees her like a daughter so they would never sexualize her

>>718416234
Half genie hero is a miracle of the universe.

>>718402664 (OP)
I think Sky is the hottest even though she has a terrible personality

>>718417219

many such cases

>>718407728
Are they seriously not having an upgrade option? That’s kinda BS lol.

>>718402664 (OP)
>suddenly so big
always been

>>718416107
>that's the game with the most sexo shantae
For me it's Pirate's Curse shantae

>>718417219
Sky would be hotter if she didn't covered her head.

Yes, I will be a pathetic waifufag if it's for Shantae.

>>718404108
She really needed more attacks involving her arms, tail, and body-slamming.

>>718418436
Or something like this

>>718402664 (OP)
it's really simple, no one but coomers cares about Shantae, her games would be completely forgotten if she wasn't coomerbait made by coomers, the games are at best mid not that any shantae "fans" actually plays them

Why don't you guys just talk to real women?

>>718419513
Why would you do such a thing? I get more interesting conversations from a brick wall.

>>718419513
What did he mean by this

>>718419174
>the games are at best mid
Pirate curse is excellent because it solves the stupid dance to transform problem.

>>718415025
He'll just be his own swimmer.

>>718419513
If she's too small for me to do this, I'm not interested.

>>718402664 (OP)
She triggers my tummy lust.

>>718416107
>>718416949
Thanks, you make a very convincing argument. Guess I'll look there then.

>>718413968
No, How Kratos Defeated Kronos and got the Omphalos stone?

Literally cutting his way out of the belly of the Beast.

Finished pirates curse last night.
Noticed at the end how during the game Bolo mentions he likes Risky and also a suttle hint on pegging

>>718420327
Don't bring them

>>718420775
You underestimate the tenacity of tummyfags if you think we haven't been here all along

>>718420898
I wasn't talking about those, also, yuck.

>>718420748
Bolo is a fag.

>>718420898
Is he giving her a wet willy in her tummy? Absolutely sinister.

>>718420748
>a suttle hint on pegging
Run that one past me. I feel like I'd remember that.

>>718421078
It's her own fault really

>>718410604
there, happy? you can fix the text yourself

Shantae is a miracle of the universe.

>>718410393
I know nothing about programming, but this is unioronically the best explanation of Ancient Roman religion and syncretism I've ever seen. I'm stealing this.

>>718404981
Good wish.

>>718403825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qxX5KhCpTk

>>718414928
Nah.

shantae should kiss me on the mouth while stroking me

Shantae should kiss my dick with her womb while I pin her down.

>>718424000
Nice trips. I bet she's a really good kisser.

>>718424487
You swap bodies with Shantae for a day. What do?

>>718425163
Holy shit

>>718425163
is the open hotpants an edit?

>>718425163
Why do girls walk around with limp wrists?

>>718405962
she was in alot of ads thats why. also post siren queen

>>718421158
He mentions how he wouldnt mind a girl taking charge of him in the bedroom.
It's when shantae tells him to man up

>>718412239
>edit
damn thats good. whose the editor?

approximately 18 hours boys!

>>718425136
Steal every anon's virginity!

>>718425163
this bitch goin commando

>>718420036
He's going to drown for sure...

>>718426758
she wants to be ready for her loving husband me at all times

>>718402664 (OP)
Shantae's tits are always as big as the artstyle of the game needs them to be

>>718403121
She seemed sharp and intense and intelligent in the original. I don't know why she had to be turned into a bimbo.

>>718426893
More...

>>718426893
risky no! save that for the captains quarters

>>718402664 (OP)
>suddenly

i fuck with bbws nigga

>>718427009
It's called art style

>>718412239
yyyfd1fycgg!44

>>718419513
ywnbaw

>>718427545
i fuck with purple woman

>>718425163
isn't she supposed to be a nice girl
why does she dress like this

>>718428070
some people like their wifes to dress like sluts

>>718428070
The outfit isn't stopping her from being a nice girl who does nice girl things

the cute girls in shantae are so plentiful.
they will settle for even average guys

>>718419574
>mfw talking to the eyeballs in the woods paneling

>>718425163
>>718428460
I want to fuck Shantae, if you know what I mean
Does she even grant wishes? Doesn't she just live there with those guys and does fuckall?

>>718426893
MORE

I DEMAND MORE

>>718419513
Only like 1 in 100 is my type and almost none of them are willing to go along with my coomer needs

>>718428460
only thing missing is bride shantae

>>718419513
I'm bad at it AND I don't like doing it.

>>718419513
I can barely talk to men let alone women.

>>718426893
Need sauce.

>>718402664 (OP)
Maybe she's no longer 16.

>>718419513
Don't really get many opportunities. No single women at work, friends are all either married or complete stoner losers, dating sites/apps are dead, and bars etc. are just filled with groups who don't want to meet anybody new.

>>718419513
they constantly feel the need to tell me where their eyes are when I'm staring at their stomachs or boobs. I already saw their eyes and it wasn't that interesting, why bring it up.

>>718429380
I want to marry Shantae

>>718430409
>I saw their eyes and it wasn't interesting
Are you a Genuine faggot or were all females you ever met crosseyed and assymetrical as shit?

>>718431551
Are you autistic or lacking a sense of humor or both

You know what's funny about this series
I really want to fuck Shantae, but the other girls don't do it for me, for some reason. Shantae is just precious, I would trade your souls with the devil for her, but I don't care too much about the others.

>>718431838
i know exactly what you mean

>>718433115
Best girl

>>718431838
She's cuter than the rest that's why

>>718431838
She's two layers more exotic than the rest.

>>718426405
Yeah that's a reach man. "Take charge" doesn't mean "plow my butthole."

>>718419513
real women are no more

>>718429934
Sauce? Anon, that's blatantly AI. And if you know that much, it doesn't matter who "made" it.

>>718404108
Sex with Giga mermaid Downscaled to human size

>>718429380
only have slop of that

>>718429934
AI

>>718407728
Yeah i cancled mine over this. Are they fucking stupid?

>>718435027
>"We're finally married anon..."
>"Now I can get fat"

Your response?

>>718402664 (OP)
uncle mimic's been feeding her good

>>718417219
>she has a terrible personality
What's terrible about it?
I've only played Pirate's Curse

>>718419513
>Why don't you guys just talk to real women?
I'm ugly and there aren't any women my age at work. I've attempted approaching women irl before but that only rarely worked (maybe 1 in 10 texting me later) and it mostly just made me feel horrible and creepy. I'm also not good enough looking for dating apps. In the past I'd rarely match a woman that wasn't obese but if they weren't fat they'd still basically never respond to me.

>>718419513
no woman would love me as much as shantae

>>718419513
It's all trannies out there now.

>>718434369
He specifically mentions the word peg

>>718436374
Why wouldn't you lead with that evidence?

>>718424487
>I bet she's a really good kisser.
No such thing as a bad kisser lol
If the girl is cute just full send your tongue into her mouth. Feels good every time.

>>718419513
Jokes on you, I have a wife and two kids and still love brown genie girls.

>>718402664 (OP)
She always been big

>>718426893
stop mooning

>>718419513
This is /v/ you idiot

>>718425136
Give 144 blowjobs.

>>718435316
>the only fat you're gonna get is my fat dick

>>718437994
Fuck, I don't know if I can survive 144 but I'll try

Mating press. Leglock. 4 kids.

>>718436456
Did you actually play the game or not?

>>718440136
That's a zombie.

>>718440167
Of what!?

>>718440167
Outta 10!!!

>>718427974
Who would give a better blowjob, Risky or Shantae

>>718440167
out of 10!

>>718440423
Shantae, she's less likely to bite your dick off.

>>718440423
risky obviously has the better skills but shantae would be more into it

>>718440148
Fuckin years ago, you fuckin pepelord. Do YOU memorize scripts for mid platformers?

.

>>718440245
heh

get a life

>>718440167
What's in her head?

>>718440792
in her heeeeead

>>718440675
So is that a thong or just the straps of her pants?

how do we fix shantae's dark nipples?

I feel bad for the cumskulls that participate in these homoerotic assisted pornshare threads.
Imagine being so much of a burnt out. lazy, bored porn addict that you can't simply jerk off to a characters r34 on your own time. You *have* to come on to 4channel dot oarg and shit up the board with obvious coombait because your dopamine receptors are burnt to a crisp and you haven't had a meaningful social relationship outside of your parents that you have been leeching off in your entire life. I really don't know how you guys haven't killed yourselves. Maybe try finding a new >fun video game to occupy your wasted life until you die.

>>718440764
Needs to be sexier.

>>718441045
>2 - deformed laughing pepe (3).jpg
Did not read.

>>718440764
>>718441045
>>718441284
>Seething fagtards that are cry-seething this hard
Lmao, how's life in your Commie shitholes, fagaloons?

>>718419513
I can't really be bothered to talk to anyone.

>>718441284
I had a friend like that except petite with small tits. She'd always chicken out when I made a move on her though.

>>718441957
I don't know why you included my ironic version in that.

>>718442572
My bad, anon, I just saw some assholery and made some erroneous presumptions.

>>718417219
Her personality makes her hotter.

>>718442737
I do not get the people who like nags. It's so common in anime and games that SOMEONE is into it. I can get :
>"I-IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING"
but characters who always harp on you or are always negative? Total drain on my mood.

>>718442609
femcels look like that?

>>718442609
>>718417219
Sky just really wants to get laid

>>718443229
I just like bitches. I think as a kid it was because of Sarah Silverman's character in School of Rock

>>718443229

Sky just needs more moments like >>718443550
where she drops her guard and shows she can be just as irreverent as the rest of the gang

>>718443936
She definitely needs more moments where she's doing something other than nagging, no argument there.

lobster siren

>>718441045
you're here. nothing better to do in your life?

>>718441045
I love posts like these because you know whoever posts them is 100% way more miserable than anyone else in this thread

>>718444231

>the sirens lost their whole ass city because of one autistic lobster

>>718443229
like anon said some people just like it, but a lot of times it's trying poorly to copy tsunderes without really understanding it. or just knowingly making a great value version of it.

>>718444923
I get parts of tsundere. Girls denying their like of you is endearing. But being harangued is the limit. It's too easy to imagine being married to that and being told what to do 24/7

>>718435316
Looking forward to it.

Yo wayforward. Port Shantae to PC already, I can't be arsed to get an emulator for that shit

>>718446019
best girl

>>718446464
This reminds me I saw a whiskey/bourbon recently called "Architect" and that meme was all I could think of

>>718446707
I would, but not in an angler fish way.

>>718446962
weak

Water Lily Siren is best Siren

Someone post the interview where they explained the origin of "RET-2-GO"

>>718447592
i'm surprised that the rottytopfags dont cling to fillin, seems like not many have played SS or know about the "twist"

Kek I thought this thread died already and OP re made it but edited her tits to be bigger on purpose
Do that later

>>718446649
nigger the gba game releases in less than 12 hours

>>718402664 (OP)
>Why are Shantae's boobs suddenly so big?
Clearly some player out there made a wish.

>>718435752
She’s an annoying nag and she’s kind of a bitch that will do shit like shove you off her bird just to save her own ass. She’s also a femcel who’s whole character is being a slut that desperately wants to get laid but her pussy is cursed so every guy dies before he has the opportunity to get up in her guts.

>>718405962
Sizefag artists are casuals, like all artists. Giga mermaid was in a lot of adds for a game that hit it big on kickstarter. Seven Sirens, despite having SEVERAL giantess bosses and multiple 11/10 half-genie girl designs, was a niche release that was trapped on iOS for a long time before being unceremoniously shadow dropped onto other platforms with absolutely no advertising.

>>718444231
Love for my little lobster gril. Water Lily is also a beautiful.

>>718402664 (OP)
Because female designers always want big boobs. Same with male designers who put big penis in male characters

>>718450031
is that why cital dev has a shota with a horse cock as a secondary character?

>>718450331
You and I both know that's different.

>>718448825
I will make her lay an egg

want the daughter? defeat her dad first

Im tempted

I want Shantae to have animal transformations in the Donkey Kong Bananza style. Imagine her with Elephant Bananza and Snake Bananza.

>>718454343
Do it, anon.

>>718453873
What AI was used to make this?

>>718454414
Wish I knew.

>>718454343
Thought that said Ridley's Revenge.

>>718454442
Quit being coy and hurry up and post Sky’s butt

>>718454414
probably Wan 2.2

>>718454569
I'm trying to see if there is any in the archives.

>>718419513
I have female friends already

>>718402664 (OP)
Growing 16 year old breasts

>>718454867
missing a key part

>>718404108
Once saw an image of Mermaid Queen sucking off the merman version of Sora from Kingdom Hearts. Artist got in trouble forcing the image to get deleted because Sora is underage.

>>718455515
western twitter artist, i presume

I like flat girls. B at most. AA at best.
big booba are a juvenile interest, true adult minds yearn for the youthful small cups.

>>718455603
A-goddamn-men.
Ive been saying big boobs are reddit for years now. Compact girls are where its at

>>718455737
shame theres no flat shantae mod

>>718404108
>Kratos could kill this beast
No we must be better men

>>718455549
Yes. And may the lord help you if you draw the human trainers from Pokemon.

>>718419513
I have, that's why I like Shantae

What was that new costume pack coming out for? Seven Sirens or Pirate's Curse?

Do Shantae games go on sale often?

>>718455603
jerking off doesnt make your opinion correct. in fact, it is an awful and jewish opinion.

>>718456856
>redditor kid instantly upset
that one hit you personally, yeah?

>>718417219
Canonically smells like crap

>>718456951
shalom rabbi

>>718403928
Brave of you to come out, anon

>>718403825
>>718410145
You are so obnoxious and i can understamd why people draw ACKed of grills just to mess with its fanbase.
Like whats the purpose of this claiming or even gayer saying le our waifu? The second you do shit like this you forfeit all your rights to said waifu because YOU voluntary ruin the fantasy/illusion by posting shit like this.

>>718455737
Man, reddit really did invent everything, even things that have existed for thousands of years.

>>718457402
God created flat, fertile women for men.
Satan created big booba hags for weak minded cattle to lead them astray, yes.

>>718456984
worse than the rotting zombie?

>>718454370
Having her transformations be functionally her regular form plus an additional ability or two instead of an entire form whose gimmick is just an ability or two would be an improvement. But would it also work on a meter? Maybe they'd incentivize her base form by having that be the one that can use the magic subitems.

>>718457520
Don't Christians hate ALL breasts as tools of the Devil? A flat woman still can't have her nipples out without being condemned to hell.

>>718457553
That would work, regular Shantae has access to the sub-items, healing items, etc, while the transformations have their own special abilities but can't rely on items for backup.

>>718457564
Wise men know the truth lies in the bosom of a plank, any more than a A cup is sin.
why do you think god made them so fertile so young?

>>718419513
real women got bones in them

>>718457642
>why do you think god made them so fertile so young?

>>718402664 (OP)
Are these games even good or do people just jerk off to Shantae?

>>718457642
God the second is so sexo
>>718456951
This tooooo arisu-tannnn so sexxxx ToT

>>718457520
Of course the Christian is a pedo.

>>718457909
They're not winning any awards but they're decent enough for a playthrough or two

>>718457909
Why not both?

The game's out on Steam. Has anyone gotten it yet?

i wonder what flatty thread got deleted this time.

>>718455857
Faggot

>>718419513
I had more fun talking to a tree
and no, troons don't count as real woman either

>>718419513
One of the last times I did that, I started lol-ing in front of her face after she said her name and "nice to meet you".
There was nothing funny, I just did that.

>>718459534
Is this a mod?

>>718460803
No. It's basically that game's hard mode.

>>718460803

It’s unlocked when you clear the game with all Squids

>>718419513
I literally talked face-to-face with the real woman who plays Shantae a few months ago, you douchebag.

Is Shantae the definition of safe horny?

>>718402664 (OP)
They should double the thickness of her pubes.

>>718441025
by making her pregnant with quarter genies so that the dark nipples have a purpose.

>>718402664 (OP)
Probably in the minority here, but I would absolutely love to suck on those mystic genie mammaries

quarter genies

>>718419513
I did, I married her and now I have a son, I still want to doggy style Shantae while gripping her hair, now what?

>>718419513
I did, I married her and now I have a daughter, I still want to doggy style children while gripping their pigtails, now what?

>>718464087
based

>>718464087
This isn't going to look so good when they have you in court.

>>718465419
Men dont change just because you age.

You dont stop finding THEM attractive because YOU age, anon
You stop finding THEM attractive when THEY age.

You don't know how happy I am to see Shantae's red poofs back. I know it's just a one-time thing, but it really was the best look she ever had. Taking them away and making her bracelets stupidly huge was a terrible mistake. Those were always supposed to just be on her upper arms while the see-through pufts provide great volume and the illusion of coverage on her top half. It's both aesthetically pleasing and incredibly, sexually attractive. I want them back permanently.

So is the latest game any good? I still need to play Sirens.

>>718467339
>So is the latest game any good?
Most Shanty games are mid

>>718402664 (OP)
Does the Deluxe edition add anything but costume?

Just fap to the porn. The games are not worth it

Would you consider Shantae "indie"

>>718470429
Yes

>>718467339
Eh it's a Shantae game it's fun it's ok you won't replay it over and over but you'll probably enjoy it at least once

>introduce group of cute half genies
>introduce other group of cute evil sirens
>do basically fucking nothing with them the other genies are damsels to save and the sirens didn't even have dialogue on release you just kill them
what were they thinking man...

>>718470739
>the other genies are damsels to save
Shut the fuck up and go back

>>718402664 (OP)
Why is anon’s dick such a shrimp?

>>718471138
It's true though nigger
They're just there, you save them and they spend the rest of the game hanging around which is like the most boring thing they could have done with them

>>718402664 (OP)
Genie puberty

>>718402664 (OP)
She's of ambiguous age and still growing

>>718404108
Young Kratos could but he may fuck her first
Old Kratos? Who knows for sure since such a thing would never exist in those games, but he'd probably lecture Atreus about being better men over it.

>>718426893
I just need a PoV of smug, grinning Risky bouncing on implied dick. AI gods I kneel

>>718426405
Just admit you are a fucking faggot. There is a world between wanted the woman to take the lead, and your delusions.

A Shantae game but it's an extraction looter
A Shantae game but it's a pirate ship sim
A Shantae game but it's a warband-like

Bump

is Shantae an incel?

>>718480203
no but sky is

god I love Genies

>>718480203
Yeah, she can't find a boyfriend no matter how hard she tries.

>>718407728
They suspect it will sell more copies on FOMO and are being upfront and honest when they say they want to try this out to see for sure.
But their mistake is engaging with their subhuman fans at all.
Don't like it?
Don't buy it.
Many will buy but you will miss out forever to stand by your principles, and that is simply the price.
JK, you consoomers always cave LOL
>>718435243
>I canceled mine over this
LOL
You didn't

>>718481968
Bolo is right there

>>718402916
>ge
the fuck is this noggery?

the costumes do have a gameplay effect. relict hunter increases spikeball damage, high voltage the storm puff and sizzle the fireball damage

>>718481968
>Zombie gf
>Pirate gf (Risky is actually Shantae's Sister but they're going to crack that as a last resort)
>No bf
Crazy

>>718402664 (OP)
It's problematic for them to not be. Spend some months on Tumblr and you will not only understand, you will call everyone who disagrees a pedophile nazi.

>>718482760
Tumblr thinks girls not having huge breasts is problematic? Based.

>>718407728
>IT'S MY FIRST DAY ON THE JOB
does anyone really believe this

so what powers does shantae actually have because in the only shantae game I played all she could do was like transform into weird things and hit people with her hair
also she can dance if she wants to

>>718448093
Why're you talking about Filin while posting an image of Ima, anon?

>>718419513
Why don't real women talk to me?

>>718484079
ima fillin her blank

>>718434986
then changed to giga size after to sleep in her boobz

>>718485229
in?

>>718427009
>She seemed sharp and intense and intelligent in the original.
Lmao, no. She was still a air head in the original game.

>>718485296
hell yeah i would shit would feel soft and comfy

>>718427009

She fell for Risky’s disguise of “not wearing a hat” in the original

They need to settle on her skin tones already. She's more whitened up in recent releases than any of the prior ones.

>>718425163
This is the outfit I'm going to make Shantae wear during my playthrough when the PC version drops. It's just such a good design.

how is the game?
deluxe edition worth it?

>>718486342
the game is out already

>>718486345
Shantae doesn't poop on my chest
5/10

>>718486437
It is? Shit, I'm buying it now!

>>718482557
think kusoge minus the kuso

>>718486625
>>718482557
think kamige minus the kami

>>718486345
i played the cartridge when it came out so i already know most of the game but the crispier sound and hq splash art is worth it.

>>718486345
its worth it for the customes that give you an advantage
the only con is you cant equip them in game they can only be used on a new playthrough

>>718487116
puff cloud is the most useful one anyways, on that note it would have been cooler if relict hunter got more coin per coin instead of a buff to the spike balls

>>718429380
Is it just me or is this TOO slutty?
Shantae is already sex by design, she doesn't need weird thong outfits

>>718487437
(you)

>>718425163
this is art.

>>718487584
so how do one rip packed unity assets

>>718487584

Why does the white outline have a nipple

>>718487584
you should see her game on the 3DS
the 3D effects are great

He's literally me.

>>718487857
milk aura

new games out? post the new risky or rotty renders pls

>>718489207
>using ai for this shit
Shameful.

Shantae my beloved.

>>718490168
What do you mean?

>>718490168
Rotty is looking as lovely as ever.

>>718487437
No, it's the perfect level of slutty. I wish more games would do this.

>>718491702
yknow renders like this, id assume there would be new ones for her and rotty
>>718492092
heeell yeah she looks hot with her new gym shorts

>>718419513
yes because thats the same thing, retard

so much is 'more' damage that the skins grant?

how much more damage do the skins really do?

>>718496593
i'm kinda thirsty for some coconut milk now

shantae

>>718419513
women aren't real

>>718487584
God bless Wayforward for still making horny games in this woke era.

>>718442108
>Shed always chicken out

I got bad news buddy

>>718402664 (OP)
She's like 40 by now.

>>718502527
He's on 4chan, i'm sure he knows.

>>718502993
i want twitch to reload my cock

>>718502564
Shantae was conceptualized in 1994, so that would make her 31 today. But if you want to go by actual game release dates, then she first appeared in 2002, making her 23.

>>718503681
whats that blue thing on her cheek? i always wondered

I BEAT THE FIRST SHANTAE WITH SAVESTATES BECAUSE IT WAS ABSURDLY HARD AND I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE THIIIIIIIINKS!!!!!!!!

>>718503980
its ok anon, as long as u had fun

>>718503980
As long as you had fun, then that's all that matters.

>>718502993
i do hope they come back

>>718441284
you know, you didn't have to change the text at all...

>>718503874
I'm assuming it's blush.

>>718503980
As long as you had fun that’s the only thing that matters

>>718504414
Well, it reasonably flipped "jacking off" with "fingering" and pussy with dick, so it stays hetero.

>>718503681
Except the creator has gone on record saying she's 16 during the events of the first game.

Canonically what do Shantae's nipples look like and are her purples pube?

is Shantae the first indie incel-core game of the genre?

>>718507295
We had that very same conversation 3 times itt alone, give it a rest already.

favorite monster girl?

>>718507828
This is very important pls respond

>>718508262
this
only faggots and pedos give a shit

>>718507828
Also what shade of brown are her poops and how yellow is her pee

>>718508628
pink, yes a tiny landig strip precisely groomed not a single stray hair or wobbly hairline.

>>718503980
Pretty much everyone does anon. The difficulty is insane for all the wrong reasons. The camera angle is useless.

>>718509189
>pink
But her skin is delicious milk chocolate, that can't be...
>tiny landig strip
>not a single stray hair
Noooo why are you trying to ruin it

>>718402664 (OP)
Because I got her pregnant.

>>718509565
so you want her to have dark nipples and rainforest pussy?

>>718511147
>so you want her to have dark nipples
Not too much just the right tone to match
>and rainforest pussy?
At least 5 weeks of pubes neglect, nigga I will FLOSS my teeth with that

>>718482557
A classic phoneposter typo.

>>718457642
>nearly everything involving flat girls is loli
I love flat women but they're so rare. It's all lolis and teenagers.

>>718508262
No

>>718404108
Kratos couldn't even handle Disney's Hercules.

>>718425163
Why are her shorts unzipped?

>>718514871
sexoo

>>718516565
it was the style at the time

>>718508380
Naga is cute as fuck. But I still like most of them.

>>718516619
How has Bolo not made any moves on these girls yet?

>>718507295
Point me to where Matt Bozon has ever gone on record about her age. He hasn't. She's just nebulously young just so she can be free of any real adult responsibilities.

>>718516619
I really hope WayForward goes back to that "Shantae: Friend or Foe" concept at some point. The battle mode in Risky Revolution just sucks.

>>718508090
word salad post

>>718506029
Perfect. Though I suppose Shantae could be even bigger...

>>718509476
>the nagas in the desert

>>718508380
Slimes

>>718503980
Congrats on doing what 95% of Shantae fans haven't.

>>718519332
It wouldn't even be so bad if the shots didn't fucking home in on you from offscreen.

>>718519489
>hair bun
>slime Qipao with long sleeves
It's such a good design, too bad they usually look like this.

>>718519332
>try and kill them
>they take a bajillion hits to kill
>try to play hit-and-run
>they fire a projectile that homes in on you
>try and jump over them
>they jump to hit you
>turn into a monkey, jump way over their head, and haul ass
>their homing shot follows you for several miles and hits you anyways

Where's the fucking PC or Switch torrents

>>718457642
Source?

>>718519632
I beat it to Shantae without savestates.

>>718452746
You make it sound like a challenge
Having a cool Father-in-law to fight for fun with on gatherings only persuades me further.

>>718426893
AI sloppa, SUGOI

>>718516619
How many characters are there? Or is the character determined by the player slot?

>>718519827
But that's the cutest part!

>>718523303
some of the humor is quite nice, like these cuties, the boys that lust over the statue and shantae being a bad guy because she stole a babies toy

So, Risky Revolution any good? I liked Revenge well enough and obviously Pirate's Curse was good.

Is the deluxe edition worth it? How much do the costumes change the game?

torrent where

>>718402664 (OP)
for the love of god will you stop cooming to drawings

>>718524073
bro it costs basically nothing
what are you, poor?

>>718524036
>>718482626

>>718523861
its pretty decent, i like the fore and background thing it has going on

>>718524354
Yes?

>>718503980
i beat gbc shantae without savestates on my 2ds but it was sort of miserable
the final boss was ok? but i think i only feel that way because i played it around the same time i played mad rat dead which has one of the most frustrating final bosses i have ever fought bar none

>>718524460
go sell a kidney or something

>>718524460
my condolences

>>718524398
I was hoping they'd be closer to the HGH costumes than just damage differences. I really like the high voltage costume, but it doesn't seem worth an extra $8.

Did the updates make Seven Sirens better? I remember being really disappointed with it, even though I liked Half Genie Hero a lot.

>>718524943
>closer to the HGH costumes
that was my impression prerelease as well. the funny thing is the puff was a boss melter in the cartridge verion and if it gets buffed with the HV outfit it could be outright broken, i'm still at work so i cant test it myself yet sadly

>>718525080
i first played it earlier this year, it has a few rather undercooked systems but it scratches that shantae itch. the metroidvania aspect is meh, not great not bad

>>718508380
lizard girls

>>718527576
>Peanut, butter AND chocolate

>>718527576
>Peanut butter, jelly AND chocolate

>>718506029
giantess Shatae game when

>>718518482
>How has Bolo not made any moves on these girls yet?
Bolo only wants Risky. and she will kick his ass

>>718527769
i see your fuckup

>>718528160
bolo get in line shes mine

>>718528209
No!!!!!!!!!!

>>718402664 (OP)
I also stall at this screen.

So uuuuh coom shit aside, how IS the new game on PC? some fags on steam complained about performance issues or something (mostly some japanese reviewers i guess)
Is it bug-free and good to buy? i dont wanna play the inferior GBA version

>>718419513
I'm working on it. I've lost 60 pounds

>>718419513
Because my coworkers aren't cute brown anime girls.

>>718530175
only 100 more to go fatAaaaaayysss

>>718402664 (OP)
Please read the sign.

>>718503980
Yeah the first game was BRUTAL, its been many years so i dont remember details.. but there was waaaaay too much going left and right back and forth and the difficulty was nasty, by far the hardest (and least enjoyable) shantae game.
I liked the dance minigames at least.... too bad they removed all that shit in all other games

>>718443229
its an italian thing

>>718530875
Legal in most of the world.

>>718530987
>There's at least a few hundred thousands of 14 year old changooks that score more pussy than you do

I want to feed her the entire bowl of eggs

>>718531350
A bit too dark

What the FUCK did they mean by this?

>>718530987
>Live in a 12 zone
>Still a virgin
Why

>wake up
>see this

wat do

>>718531489
Cum again.

>>718531489
Genuflect? Shit, man I have no idea.

>>718530987
>20
Man, imagine living in Tunisia...

>>718531484
I also live in a "12 zone" and I can tell you every map you see like that is bullshit. My country is almost entirely green, but in reality it's actually all red (18).
Believing these retarded meme age maps is a good way to get
>a) Killed
>b) Thrown into prison (and then killed inside)

>>718531489
Rape

>>718531489
Cry, because that means i am still sleeping

>>718531489
Wake up again

>>718531694
It's so cruel...

>>718531489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WCnl1VTEeg&list=RD4WCnl1VTEeg&start_radio=1

>>718531728
The cake boss was a nice surprise

someone commissioned a lot of her

>>718531728
These two have one thing in common.

>>718532751
Green nipples?

>>718531431
That's an edit, but sure bro

>>718532751
They are full of cum?

>>718532751
they think?

>>718532751

They shitted

>>718419513
Because they are annoying and retarded

>>718532751
they

>>718534292
i love shantae so much bros

>>718530987
I'm not sure the law covers not having an official age.

Shantae and her friend's hips.

>>718534302
like

white

was the GBA version already out?

>>718535398

Since April

>>718457642
>>718520204
Looks like Plauge of Gripes, but is almost certainly an AI copy. I don't think he draws loli stuff since his friends are the worst kind of shitlibs who would cancel him over it.

Disturbing lack of nipples and pubes ITT.

>>718536123
500 already

is Shantae an actually successful indie game?

Hows the new game on PC guys? yes yes i know only 5 of you ITT played it while the other 100 are cooming and shitposting, but still wanted to ask.
Does it play like a recent shantae game? or does it play closer to Risky's revenge?

>>718536415
what a cute couple

>>718536759
individual titles did not sell that well early on, but as a franchise it's been doing well for itself

>>718536765
the controlls dont feel as good as on a gba, but that can be chalked up to the fact that i didn't had a controller in hands for atleast 2 year

>>718536765
awful, worst game in the series, imagine if mario was mixed with a shmup
just terrible and also the lemmy koopa expy is annoying

>>718537064
the colonysim chapter they throw at you in act 7 really came out of leftfield.

>>718536926
bolo will win her over one day...

>>718537260
i actually didn't mind that part
surprisingly well done

>>718537064
>awful, worst game in the series
wtf you serious??? cant be worse than the GBC shantae game or Risky's revenge.
Whats so bad about the new game.. mario + shmup sounds kinda interesting

I want to make love to a half-genie.

>>718537394
will he tame her or support her?

>>718537570
>>718537601
>>718537859
its unreal how pretty shantae is

>>718537859
Middle and far right are the best.

>>718537945
Genuine 10/10 design, insanely huge amounts of cute, spunk, and sex.

>>718537874
>will he tame her or support her?
bolo's not taming anyone.
she'll take advantage of him while he worms himself into her heart

>>718538142
ah, the 4chan approach to dating. She'll be pregnant in no time.

>>718538279
i wish i could get my hands on the designbooks.

>>718538279

>>718538304
it's the only way for Bolo

>>718538279
>>718538407
>>718538476
same book?

>>718538476

>>718538545
yeah

>>718538635
do you know if there is a readable scan floating around somewhere?

see ya bros

>>718538786
i need to clean her body

>>718538769
no clue. you'd have to search for it

>>718538407
RR Shantae, my beloved.

she's the best

>>718531489
Rape

>>718539167
At sex.