what are we like edish

>>212247147 (OP)
I've been opening and closing my windows with more national pride since that thread

>>212247147 (OP)
NOOOOOO all the jfs will be in here laughing at us

I would hose a rotund wee spacker down and glaze his doughnut while I extract all of his cream filling...
That's what I'm like.

Want to rescue a dutch girl from her little cuckbox apartment and live on a big homestead in Kansas and shoot AK47s in the yard

>>212247373
"YOU WERE ONCE A NOBLE AND POWERFUL RACE."

>>212248433
dont do it lad, youve got lots to live for x

>BRIT

Jean-Luc Measurehead was a faggot

finally someone has the BOLLOCKS to say it

neighbours just had a boatman drop off some food
as he drives off i hear him jibbering on his phone
britain has fallen

>>212248644
Utter bollocks, they hate whites, end of

>>212247147 (OP)
What rule is this?

dunno this Wolf Alice tart is but she's fit, flat chested and wearing a crop top and that's all I need to know

Heard you want you country back, Rorke
Yeah?
Shut the FUCK up

I’ve seen enough gay porn videos where one guy is slamming his cock into a shitty arsehole and poo is flying everywhere and running down thighs to know, it’s just not for me.

>>212248689
whys the right still stunlocked on those gen z boss girls? fuck me what a bunch of saddles

>>212247364
hate down syndromes and other assorted spackers

>>212247200
would like to say that this isn't an english rule, this is a specific landlord being a cunt

>>212248644
it's not it's literally just something black people started saying fifty years ago, then a bit more often fifteen years ago
'be awake to the systemic nature of your oppression'

>>212248644
nah capitalists react to trends and moneitise them on
woke is far more communist in natured

>>212248710
no never seen anything like that

>>212248704
We're winning and this is proof

>>212248689
he's a bender

saw a chink downie today. felt a bit bad for him

vegetables. the key to it all. just got to eat a lot of vegetables.

>>212248702
love em flat chested too

looking at cat pictures

>>212248710
sounds like you watch gay porn recreationally with some regularity

Deary me proper summerfag shite in here
>>212248741
>>212248744
Come back when you get to uni lads

gay porn

Learn a new skill. Try an instrument. Make your own music. Be entertaining. Gain respect. Have sex.

>>212248778
>no argument
thank you for your concession

any tor links going?

We're gonna have shariah law soon but also we will support israel forever
This is what rorke really believes

>>212248755
They just look like that

rod stewart is so shite. does he even have one good song

back to fucking toil tomorrow
might kill myself

>>212248778
not an argu-
>>212248796
ya beat me

>>212248755
a chownie if you will

>>212248818
gonna miss you mate x

>>212248689
IMAJIN MAI SHOKK

>>212248794
smoke on the water is it?

>>212248797
erm

all critiques and movements against capital are eventually subsumed and turned into marketable trends by capital
capital is completely unstoppable. it is for all intents and purposes the final form of human civilisation

>>212248794
alri slowhand

Any ofcom man in?

>>212248813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hphwfq1wLJs&list=RDHphwfq1wLJs&start_radio=1
erm yes

>>212248843
marx unironically believed this (well just that there would be one secret post final form anime style)

>>212248794
I HATE strats (playing them)

>>212248849
yes
am trying the nazi schtick and seeing who catches on
the nonce posting wasnt working as intended

>>212248813
in a broken dream

>>212248794
and the latest of EW?

>>212248696
Kneecap are white

>>212248794
i play bass
lets start a band, get to glasto next year
yeah... the rorkes

>>212248880
so what?

Cat chad is right. Israel and Muslims are both bad. We shouldn't help either side.

>>212248880
Incorrect, they are Irish

>>212248565
lmao there was a fella on birmingham new street who would ask me this literally every single day, all while puffing on a cigarette each time
another time a woman pulled that stunt to me and I gave her 50p just out of pity and she huffed and said "is that it?"

Ofcom? More like Ooof...cum :)

Booze blues have descended upon me like a boulder, god DAUYM.

Not canslad btw.

>>212248843
lmao

>>212248794
>Beginner Electric Guitar & 40W Amp Package - Max GIGKIT White Complete S-Style Starter Set with Accessories, AUX Input, Headphone Output & Free Lessons Included
Yeah alright Jimi Hendrix. Wind your neck in mate

>>212248794
i played guitar for over a decade and eventually i realised i simply don't have an ounce of creativity in me. genuine drone me

homie don't shake

>>212248867
they look shit too. les paul man me.

lads
>watching this FEMALE doing street interviews in NYC
>literally every male cannot make eye contact with her

why are men such pussies?
it's mental
no wonder women say the most attractive thing about men is confidence

if you have the bollocks to merely look them in the eye you've got 80% of men defeated

>>212248914
zscreamingf

Saw Rod Stewart at a Celtic match

>>212248914
Right well that's him done

>>212248813
Boomers have awful music taste

oh no pornhub will be banned whatever shall i goon to???!!

>>212248914
Hendrix's was cream coloured

are rachel
curse the cruel passage of time

Some romanian beggar stands by the road at the end of the A40 westway entering london and knocks on car windows and does his little ahh bloo bloo begging routine and I've put the window of the van down and pretended to get something out of my pocket and drive off three times to him now

>>212248914
Good bit of kit

>>212248956
More like curse Cruella

>>212248930
I think they look fine and sound good. for me, it's tele > jm > lp > whatever

>>212248938
Probably because they're looking at the camera

>>212248953
was clapton's hendrix coloured?

heard you want her hymen back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard you want her hymen back
nuh uh you can't have that

>>212248893
Yes but people with IQ below 130 believe that you are obligated to pick a side on everything, especially this issue for some reason.

>>212248914
he said he's learning, what's wrong with a beginner package exactly? joyless runt

>>212247147 (OP)
isn't this just some kind of cheap shitty device to prevent burglary?

Got a 63 Telecaster personally

clapton dem cheeks

Anyone got an incel walk planned in for tonight?

>>212249006
AYY

>>212249006
KEK, nice, but shag you you fucking saxon bastard

>>212247373
yeah charlie european women would love endless sprawl in the boring ass midwest where everyone is fat and christian, great idea
dumbass

>>212249020
to prevent children falling out

>>212249016
LOL
sup crodie x

>>212248962

i play a les gibson stereocaster

>>212249029
only the incel gymtoil session im afraid

>>212249044
sup crodie x

>>212248794
I've got 9 guitars

i think im getting a bit fat

>>212248794
get the cowboy chords learnt, get the wonderwall played, get the birds shagged xx

>>212247147 (OP)
Gen x and boomers are just as equally terrible but gen x somehow are worse about the self made man bullshit

Who would you like to see at a festival, /brit/?

I think Arctic Monkeys would be good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHPWf7fOLyM

>>212248858
Literally not his song though


He stole it from Jorge Ben and he admitted it in court

Incel shower followed by an incel reading of an incel book with an incel cup of tea and incel sleep in my incel bed before waking up to go to my incel job.
Sick of it.

just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL

>>212248994
reckon it's derived from who you wanted to be when you were a little lad and started playing. loved gnr and old aerosmith when i was a wee lad with my first squire so i guess lp's always looked coolest to me. got 3 of them.

how come "death to the idf" is the problem for britishers and not "i heard you want your country back. ha, shut the fuck up. you can't have that"

>>212247147 (OP)
>100 degrees
Obvious bullshit, it has never gone above 40 in England

>>212249099
How much is a bit in european?

>>212249006
Actually, missed opportunity to say Experience-coloured you DOOSHBAG

need to be up at 01:30am for toil and I am, as you may have surmised, still awake not even in bed

been taking the piss with sleep lately. It's too hard to get to sleep when it's light out though. Three and a half hours sleep will be fine.

>>212249127
remember posting on brit during this
they didn't play dancefloor until gone midnight and i was very sleepy

>>212249143
Prefer not to say, but you know the answer.

marx was right about everything except how dull the working class actually is
give em three meals a day and watch them slave away

gold cards issued
deflorations scheduled
quicktaps looming
hymens endangered
praise jah

>>212248914
It's a mim Fender strat, maple neck, of course x

very telling that most right-wingers are more outraged with Bob Vylan's IDF chant than they are about him saying "you can't have your country back" for the rest of his song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWRjdWapSg0

leftypops immediately dropping his left wing shtick when he grows up into an adult

>>212249153
that redditor is obviously american using Fahrenheit

>>212249127
Would love to see Radiohead live if they ever reunite. Paul McCartney would also be cool, the fact he's in his 80s and still performing 2 hours sets is fucking insane.

>>212249143
will you not just shut the fuck up for 5 minutes for the love of god

whole lotta dat snappin goin on rn

>>212249158
that would have been a better joke I'll get it next time ta

got my bloody cock out in the club again
not gona be many places left in london im not banned soon

>>212249176
He was wrong about a lot of stuff actually


Only mongs who never engaged with his thought think otherwise

>>212249173
Wasn't it a pretty shit performance iirc? They played all of their old songs at like half speed, which seems a bit silly given that they're not *that* old.

>>212248704
How is this not anti-white racist? I thought leftypops said racism is one of the worst crimes imaginable?

>>212249143
>"i heard you want your country back. ha, shut the fuck up. you can't have that"
There's nothing wrong with saying this. He's basically saying "oh you want brown people like me to leave? Well I'm not going to, fuck you"

hymen expansions are being administered

>>212249176
This is the post. Lacking one factor: boredom. Dead serious. Read the Situationists. You can have 3 meals, but if you have to drone for them day in day out and you get shit entertainment and shit opportunities to one day be yourself, revolt will be brewing.

>>212249242
state five things he was wrong about

>>212249211
woah no way he works for 2 hours because hes 80 years old and thats insane?

a fool and his money are soon parted

i play lesbian guiar

>>212249158
>How much is a bit in european?
i weigh 23 stone

>>212249185
no one's outraged m8. punk band say provocative thing isn't rage-inducing for literally anybody in the current year, even if the sun and the mail pretend it is.

>>212249305
BIG BOY

>>212249253
yeah, but you've got to price that in these days

>>212249265

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

>>212248885
How big is this /brit/ band going to be exactly?

i only listen to incelcore
have a nice life, american football and so on

>>212249305
But how many pebbles?

>>212249176
what do you mean
marx thought the workin class were hopeless runts who had to be dragged into the new era despite themselves

Way too much poltics outside pol recently

>>212249194
road a motorbike on holiday for the first time
dont know how people ride down the motorway at 60mph on those things

Watching Rorke’s latest upload

>>212249305
I weigh 12 stone

>>212249279
Labour theory of value
Dialectical materialism
Historical materialism
Imminent collapse of capitalism
Socialism giving way to communism

>>212249317
Anyone with British citizenship has a right to live in the UK. If people were trying to get you to leave, you'd probably want to say "fuck you I'm not leaving" wouldn't you?

>>212249325
That's Lenin my little mongo

>>212249313
i am 6'7"
>>212249324
sounds made up
>>212249335
are you short?

Broccoliberg fighting for dear life in my pestilence ridden garden

>>212249364
BIG BOY

>>212249358
nope, spazmo

>>212249364
I'm 6ft

>>212249343
3/5 he got right there

>>212249287
My grandpa died bedridden after suffering several successive strokes at the age of 83 and was basically immobile from 75 onwards. Meanwhile Paul is playing in front of thousands of people for hours every night and still touring the Word at that same age. It's legitimately impressive.

going to bed. nice early night. love being asleep me.

>>212249185
Gammons getting mad over a song 5 years old lmao

>>212249384
Two more weeks bro lol

got the can on

>>212249305
alri fat

>>212249401
wrong 3

>My grandpa died bedridden after suffering several successive strokes at the age of 83 and was basically immobile from 75 onwards

Its over.

>>212249168
what job

https://youtu.be/09839DpTctU?list=RDHphwfq1wLJs

Might watch a movie tonight

>>212249211
Paul Mccartney is fucking shit and has been since the 80s at least

>>212249396
garminberg telling me i can do with 20 minutes less sleep tonight so will be staying up a bit later x

>>212249194
Being a biker must have been a lot of fun

>>212249447
you should lad
get the fucking films watched

>>212249447
yeah, which one?

supported bob vylan at a show in new cross last year. nice chap. x

>>212247147 (OP)
Why not install burglarbars? You can make them look fancy if you want and it won't feel like a prison

>>212249317
So free speech for rorke but not for leftypol then?

>>212249466
don't know, open to recommendations though

>>212249364

>is that a cunt I smell? YOU'RE NICKED

get the bloody film up on the big screen

>>212249479
Yes of course

>>212247147 (OP)
Genuinely never seen something like this, is it real?

>>212249495
ktim

>>212249354
A cat born in a stable is not a horse

rorke ruminating on his throne

might develop some para-social relationships with a few highly antisocial youtubers

>>212249392
crazy what the worlds best healthcare and living in constant comfort will do.

>>212249486
Hidden (Cache), 2005

>>212249536
get the xah lee watched

>>212249513
Had one at uni halls
Didn't know they existed out of that context

british means anybody born in the british empire. there are black and brown and yellow britishers

doesnt make them english though

>>212249486
Ikiru (1952)

>>212249507
Hypocrites the lot of ya
t. classical liberal

guys i think they should just make testicles illegal

it'll make every woman happy, don't you think?

bring everyone down to a baseline.

What will the /brit/ band be named?

let go of your arse
let go of your head
and feel it now
babylon

>>212249563
man of taste

pay 260 quid a month for my third space gym subscription

>>212249584
Johnny Nonce & The Niggers

get those fucking bollocks smashed

got the grenno eats on

>>212249571
no lad you need to be born in england for that. you a bit special yeah?

>>212249584
The Bardleys

>>212249584
mikey and the travellers

>>212248681
Spoken like a true Ham Sandwich.

>>212249419
Those other ones are even more wrong but alright believe whatever you want


Started drinking so I don't care anymore x

>>212249584
Leftypol and the rorkes

>>212249634
looks like seasidemark from the yank dimension

Bender Fartocaster

>>212249584
seasidemark from the yank dimension

>>212249634
AND he gets to shoot darkies, ainri

>>212249584
can i join?

>>212249676

>>212249529
But a human who gains UK citizenship is British

Bender Shaguar

>>212249620
my great great grandparents were born in england but had their son in the US. that son was still English

Left my smelly incel bedroom to incelwalk

Just swallowed all me nan's perc 30s

MAKE TESTICLES ILLEGAL

>>212249640
He worked for a fat Jew and got decked by a drunken frog geezer

>>212249584
The Poo Barms

>>212249689
no your guitar's all blurry

>>212249721
new sci fi concept

nobody going to reply to that? fine I'll keep it to myself next time

>>212249689
But I can't be the frontman because I'm a bit of a recluse, you see

>>212249604
I can't wait for the first single to drop. Bottom Wage for Underaged Fanny's a fucking banger.

Would take a pic of my guitars but they're so rare it's doxxable information

>>212249604

>>212249776
KTIM so I use my strat

>>212249564
many stories up? op pic is like 1st floor, seems a bit paranoid whether its for security or safety

raping my own arse

MAKE
TESTICLES
ILLEGAL

>>212249806
is that legal?

>>212249584
You'll need a pianist for the slow ballads

>>212249825
penis more like

>>212249584
Saville and the Rotherhams

>>212249813
i will make it legal

This flame still burns.

brb getting my dunk kit out

>>212249699
in a strictly legal sense yes

lol imagine an ironic protest where we actually campaigned ironically to make testicles illegal
imagine the converstaion that could be had from that

>>212249736
You are thin slices of smoked ham leg slapped between white bread slathered with butter.

>>212249825
Where did the sheets go mate?

the /brit/ manifesto

Heavily tax alcohol
Ban drugs
Ban smoking
Implement a national anti-obesity program
Implement a military dictatorship
Deport all post-1945 immigrants
(Re)nationalise all railways, energy companies, water companies, shipping, airlines, banks, arms manufacturers and telecommunications, Royal Mail
Free gyms, leisure centres and swimming pools for all
Expand the military to 1990 levels at minimum
Leave NATO
Seal the borders
Launch an aggressive industrialisation program directed by the state
Outlaw landlords
Raise corporation tax and taxes on the wealthy who employ darkies
Abolish VAT
Death penalty for serious crimes including corruption
Work towards stabilising the population at 40 million long term
Forced labour for criminals
Sterilise the disabled and gypsies
Total Shitbull Death
Ban vaping
Building that massive bridge from Scotland to Northern Ireland
Federalising with Canada, Australia and New Zealand into an Empire

pure satire

>>212249840
um the fire rises

>>212249885
sheets?

>>212249869
wasnt there a thing a while ago where leftypols missus got him to get a vasectomy?

>>212249881
You are [redacted]

Need some jazz bass? I popped the frets out for extra douchery!

>>212249886
no thanks

>>212249886
go on then

>>212249886
agree except I like a beer so I'm out

oh yeah testicles should be illegal because they produce BAD CHEMICALS that a man should SUPRESS AND DESTROY incase you were wondering!!!

>>212249911
>>212249885
in this heat?

>>212249911
The bed sheets, do you not have any?

there should be a tax on leaving your smelly bedroom so more people are like me

>>212249987
based
hate these jumped up little niggers

new darkie density map dropped

>>212249689
Why is your guitar growing a bollock?

>>212249886
I'll be dodging your alcohol taxes and drug/smoking bans by growing, ageing, fermenting, and distilling my own. Need my anxiolytics me. Keeps the pedestrians safer.

bryce dallas howard could get it

>>212250013
Why are there darkies in Thurso

>>212250013
mad how there's a river of them from glasgow down to blackpool

moonshaking my shit outside the post office

>>212249913
Mister Stripes?

>>212250061
yeah

>>212250061
needs plapped

>>212249987
It must be very confusing for these brown celebrities
They've been encouraged to shittalk whites for years and years and the instant they say anything against the jews the walls suddenly close in

Harlem shaking my cock in the local woodlands and park

ban the bastarding testicles already sir keir can't you see 50% of the electorate DEMAND this?

>>212250134
they don't think

*dons a wicker basket full of algerian children and swims north from france towards cornwall*

>>212250071
Sorry I sneezed on the map

racist snowflake cockwomble gammons are triggered

get haarp activated, sick to bastard death of this heat

commissioning a netflix series about the dangers of testosterone and the benefits of vasectomies

>>212250013
I don’t believe that’s what this map represents

I HEARD YOU WANT YOUR COUNTRY BACK

>>212250210
dont believe i asked

>>212249987
Why is so much of American politcs just: nooooo not at the heckin israel!!!

>>212250224
HAH
SHUT THE FUCK UP

watching the Black Uhuru set

Bro. What if you could take a waterslide to work?

They're gonna spend weeks seething about that song aren't they

BAN
THE
TESTICLE
SIR
KEIR

>>212250224

>>212250275
My ancestor :)

DEAF DEAF TO DA IDF

>>212250275
me and the boys

Got the ultra sad cowboy music on

>>212250206
Silver Iodide and Potassium Iodide powders, dry ice, cheap drones/cheap model rockets.
Seed them clouds gnucca.

lifted up a towel that was on the floor and a spider that was underneath it went UM and ran off

BAN THE TESTICLE
CASTRATIONS ON THE NHS FROM BIRTH
ONLY GOOD CAN COME FROM THIS

>>212250312
riders in the sky?

It's every Aussies dream to be playing at
Glastonbury

olivia rodrigo

seriously

>>212249886
Keep the smoking and add a political purge of the military to get the new wave of commies out and you have my vote. Totally fine with restricting where you can smoke though.

Epic simply epic

>>212250316
haha what's he doing under there

>>212250249
American capitalism is threatened. It must defend its financial backing.

Somebody please think of the poor defenceless IDF

What could they possibly have done to deserve such disdain

To be fair I'd quite like to shag Olivia Rodrigo

testicle removal to be made compusolry under sir keir

>it's for the best!!

he cried

new thread soon, who's excited?

>>212250364
drying off

>>212247138
>>212247138
>>212247138

>>212250382
My exgf had a friend that looked like a more attractive version of her


Wanted to fuck her so badly but had no chance unfortunately


This was over ten years ago so she's probably busted now

>>212250382
at this point I'd settle for Olivia Colman

new
>>212250417

New
>>212250426
>>212250426
>>212250426

>>212250272
Rorke will be seething about it next year
It's a song from 2020 as well

>>212250404
I am buzzing
Look there is. waheey!
>>212250412

>>212250412
wise guy, eh?

>>212250423
shut the fuck up

>>212249886
>heavily tax alcohol
I'm out lad