Thread 212252080

Stilton Cheese edition

I GOT CHEESE

amarna miller

>I smoke weed

wowwwww drugs dude legalise it all dude.man its natural bro........

*brain explodes whilst having stroke*
dude im tellin ya the elites are controllin us

cracking edish

Victorian London was kino, simple as

How fast can /brit/ run a 5k? Need something to aim for.

>>212252080 (OP)
Love getting a small wedge of Stilton and one of the tesco garlic bread baguettes and shoving all the cheese between the slices, wrapping it up in foil and banging it in the oven.
Proper runt meal but it is delicious.

>>212252146
I can't

>>212252146
12.50

We should legalise drugs mainly so that the quality goes up and cost goes down

I saw my first ever native woman with an East Asian man today

I was more surprised than disgusted due to this extreme rarity

Overall I must guess it's still less than 1% of couples being interracial despite 30 years of relentless Jewish attacks

>>212252146
23:51 for me
garminberg says I should be able to do under 23 but too hot to be running pbs at the moment

Found his best video yet ;)
https://youtu.be/8xrRs7KN70Q

>>212252080 (OP)
what if you were reincarnated as the mold in this cheese

>>212252159
I've done it myself
also a big fan of sticking loads of stilton and franks hot sauce on a pepperoni pizza

legalise all drugs

>>212252146
I can't

>>212252146
If you can do it under 27 mins consistently you're fit enough

>>212252146
>How fast can /brit/ run a 5k?
Five thousand miles?
That's realistically 650 hours or 27 days do running for 4 hours a day that would take 160 or so days

>>212252186
I went to the pub with my mates and had a grilled panini

Don’t listen to me mate I was only messin I’ve never even been for a run before don’t even know if that’s a good time or not

That’s for whoever I took the piss out of for ur running post I didn’t mean it man

irma grese sex arse

>>212252239
CWLTSHC

>>212252146
got to 24 minutes but I got fat again and now it's like 30 minutes

grim
and that doesn't even include my pc usage

>>212252146
27:50

>>212252146
Faster than you. I do around 10 hours of cardio per week, and another few hours of lifting. I’m so far ahead of the average person, it’s unreal.

>>212252146
At the gym I can do it in 20 minutes bang on, but in the real world it's probably a bit worse.

>>212252279
been on my laptop since 10am, don't care

>>212252279
Lightwork

>>212252279
wtf do u do without a computer during the day if you're alone
completely pointless to not bea t the computer

>>212252304
flag on

NDIDs can be worn by individuals who are neurodivergent and provide information about the person when scanned so that responders can give them the correct help.

The aim, Devon and Cornwall Police said, was to improve communication between police officers and other emergency services and the wearer.

>Autistics now required to wear identifiers to the police

Based

It's not only low-status to support Israel at this time, but also it gives a lot more information about a person: low moral fibre, no principles, easily bought out, corrupt, weak willed, increased possibility of being a homosexual and many other miscellaneous maladies.

Heard you want your country back?
Shut the fuck up

so wolf alice has a really nice tum and she showing off her lower arse cheeks
im thinking glastonbury is back

Josef Fritzl has died

>>212252324
can't use computer in bed

>>212252314
So smug
Needs correction

I haven't met anybody who supports Israel at worst they're annoyed at how often Palestine is mentioned

I'm spiritually American

Taking a dip

I cleaned my house this weekend and now the whole place stinks like feet. Thought it would work the other way round.

The "West" was Christian (slave) morality + Germanic leadership which glossed over the worst elements of Christianity, and this died in 1945.

The West is dead, but that doesn't mean the end of the White race. What comes next will be the new incarnation of Aryan society, just as the classical Greco-Roman world (which was founded by blonde Nordic warriors) replaced earlier societies.

What's undeniable is that the new Aryan society won't be Christian. It will be National Socialist and founded on progressive eugenics with the goal of producing the biological superman. Imagine a world with 2 billion intelligent, healthy, strong, disciplined, blonde, blue-eyed Whites. That is the future, my friends!

>>212252304
get
him
bummed

>>212252383
stfu already 190

tomorrow it will be hotter where I am than it's ever been in northern ireland

>>212252353
big reaosn yo get out of bed the ol computer

The bedside table

>>212252146
39:22

I'm a slave morality abolitionist.

>>212252397
alri hull lad

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14855059/The-different-childhoods-two-boys-raised-just-four-miles-apart-single-punch-chance-encounter-Tube-escalator-ended-tragedy.html


This cunt should be hanged

>>212252383
Piss off you stupendous virgin

>>212252352
a moment of silence please /brit/

>>212252383
wtf is christian slave mentality

>>212252415
mmhmm

>>212252146
22 mins is my best time according to stravoid
though this was during my half mara so could probably push under 20 mins in a 5k race

>>212252411
coins are filthy imagine the germs getting all over the juul you then suck

spent all day on r/africanbootymeat

Is private investigation a big industry in the UK today?

>>212252443
Nietzsche wanted to have sex with any woman he wanted and so he said the past 1500 years of Germany was bad

>>212252122
I got turned down when I proposed a proper study, but the idea I hope to prove (or disprove) is that casual use of low doses of THC are either harmless or no more harmful than casual drinking or the average intake of industrial and automotive aerosols, but regular intake of higher doses decreases quality and quantity of critical, analytical and creative thought.

>heatherfreak making cuck posts
>spaki spamming nazi shite
maybe this place deserves to die

>>212252437
How did he only get eight years? What the fuck

>>212252374
Good weekend?

Bit mad how you can go on Vinted or depop and there’s just tons of girls posting pictures of themselves in little bikinis, and then on top of that they will post them directly to your door for just a couple quid for you to do what you please with.
That’s not even mentioning the whole used socks and knickers stuff going on over there.
It’s a strange world we live in

>>212252461
I don’t it was just for when I was out of fags one time

>>212252411
>juul 2
good lad
proper american vape that, none of that chinese muck

>>212252481
he'll do half

>>212252374
Malaponte aging in reverse. Looking good.

>>212252411
ever heard of a piggy bank or literally any container for your coins

I miss 190

>centre-right Youtube commentary from the US very much disapproves hookup culture in office
>while I work in a certain supermarket
>and there are already 3 couples that I know
>1 are literally childhood friends, 1 know each other during work and have an age gap of at least 15 years
>dunno how the third one knew each other but have an age gap of around 10-20
>and I have a crush on a younger blonde colleague
Should I go for it?

>>212252437
>Sam's church-going family spoke of their 'deep faith' and said they had 'unconditionally forgiven' Rakeem for killing their son
Every fucking time

>>212252481
an aspiring doctor or footballer, presumably

>Sam's former girlfriend called Imani - whose family originate from Sierra Leone - spoke at his funeral
Why do pencil-necked Timmies only date ethnic girls these days? Belgian poster if you could jump in and explain it real quick

>>212252518
Not rly just empty my pockets here someone told me I can deposit them at the bank but I need to buy some special bags to do it haven’t got round to it

>>212252547
how does this dude look 12 at 28?

>>212252547
best he cud do innit

>>212252484
Never been a better time to be a young girl looking to make a few quid or a dirty old bastard
meanwhile nick, 30, gets nothing again

>>212252484
Steph Mandich is on there, she sells bikinis too. I'd be tempted to buy one but I can't be sure she's selling the one she's imbued with her fragrant cleft juices

>>212252531
The real 190 is the friends we made along the way.

>>212252462
Are you Irish diaspora?

>>212252575
Spent his whole life behind a computer screen then went outside for the first time in years and got merked

>>212252575
low T

>>212252596
pure yorkshireman

>>212252579
Best he culd do, yeah?
Did he ever try it with Katy or...?

>>212252620
must be from Leeds

abo paragliders over poowong

Still waiting on dominos to get back to me about a refund for this shite

IDF soldiers have now themselves admitted they have been ordered to murder aid-seekers in Gaza.

Truly an atrocity built on atrocity.

>>212252437
TNE

>>212252620
why do you like ugly shegresses then
native pale yorkshire girls are sexy

>>212252375
would love to play magic with her and loser has to suck the winner's cock

>>212252592
friends?

>>212252080 (OP)
Im quite sure figs dont grow in the british isles

MAN
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>212252641
Your own fault for getting takeaway anything, it's all slop

how do gays and trannies get around having a schlong go up their hindquarters without pooing accidentally

>>212252644
It's not an atrocity though because Palestinians are brown animals.
Still funny how ebil kikes get away with it though.

>>212252629
nah, katy rejected him for some khat chewing goon

>>212252666
Erm

>>212252696
yeah?

>>212252352
didn't know he was sick

>>212252675
So what?


Ever heard of imports?

>>212252690
Not allowed a treat every now and then?

>>212252641
>pizza with no toppings
rorke...

>>212252694
oh shit
so he did try it with katy in eighth grade and she aired him LOL

>>212252481
Because a normal man wouldn't have died
It was a 1/10000 event

>>212252675
whensa your dolmio day?

>>212252693
t. resident of Golders Green

utterly insane that tropicsmongs put up with 25c+ weather all year round
insanity

>>212252641
mate im sorry that is vile he post it rhough the letterbox did he

>>212252674
190 is, similarly, a figment of your imagination.

>>212252729
Mate it’s like £2.50 for each topping fuck that I’m broke

>>212252758
theyve got aircon

>>212252641
Oh shut up and eat your slop rorke. As if any other pizza they send you is going to taste good

>>212252481
>Despite their 'unbearable loss', Sam's church-going family spoke of their 'deep faith' and said they had 'unconditionally forgiven' Rakeem for killing their son.

>>212252411
sharpie in pooper

>>212252711
would u wank urself off while sucking her cock

>>212252740
Dolmio is a real low quality product
Has no olive oil or uses any fresh herbs
Just vegetable oils out of season tomatoes and sugar

>>212252760
I didn’t realise when I opened the door but she was holding the pizza bag down by her side and not upright with two hands like they usually do

2 days in a row i have seen police doing shit when i've been out. Today some woman had called them about a guy in another flat. Not sure what he did as I only heard a bit of the chat as I was walking past.
Must have been somewhat serious as the blue lights and sirens were blaring

>>212252675
Nothing in the British Isles is from there. Everything, from mineral deposits to demographic rootstocks, is imported.

>>212252765
I don't believe you

>>212252724
Figs are best just picked from the tree
>>212252740
You can speak in english with me, Im civilized, at least partially

>>212252304
*surreptitiously drops the soap in front of him and starts wiggling my bum seductively*

catbergs gone mental

Rakeem miles should get the death penalty
absolute evil cunt

>>212252632
east riding man me

>>212252657
I like the thought of keeping them as sentient sex toys, not starting a family with them

feel so sorry for my mum she’s worked so hard her entire life she should be on a yacht somewhere

>>212252807
LOL state of her

>>212252443
It is the essence of what Nietzsche called the “slave morality”—the morality of persons so degenerate or diseased that they are fit only for slavery. It is the negation of life itself. Glory is reserved for the meek and humble who take a masochistic delight in being trampled upon. They must be so abject and feeble-minded that they love their enemies. The dregs of human society are the “salt of the earth,” and they are promised the joy of seeing their betters suffer, when “the last shall be made first.” Nothing that makes life worth living is not evil, and the idiots are exhorted, “take no thought for your life”—indeed, to abstain totally from rational thought. The ideal mentality for Christians is that of vegetables, but since it is not quite feasible to attain that blessed state, Christians take pride in proclaiming they are sheep, the most stupid of all mammals, incapable of defending themselves, living only to feed, multiply, and be fleeced periodically. Christians even like to depict themselves as lambs that stare uncomprehendingly at the world about them. They recite with unction psalms that aver that they are mindless and will-less sheep, confident that the Jews’ god will herd them to “green pastures beside still waters,” where they may lie down to chew their cud in uninterrupted bliss.

>>212252846
he hungry

>>212252837
>Figs are best just picked from the tree
Okay and?

>>212252808
must have been a police matter

>>212252774
Ah yes the congoids have air-conditioning

>>212252866
my mums an evil cunt

>>212252853
charge your phone nigga

>>212252866
feel so sorry for my mother for having a complete failure of a son like me, and she's too blinded by love to even see it

>>212252832
Moreso a Tyler Durden-esque buried personality, but your main personality is only aware of it in a very vague, peripheral way.

getting that urge to board a huge ship and ride it to far away lands where I'd survive only through grit, cunning and faith in Christ

>>212252881
might have been. Guess we'll never know

>>212252880
Just dont associate stilton with figs, use something bri'ish like apples or berries or mustard

>>212252891
Well mine ain’t

Discovered a fairly simple but great new wanktoil technique, retesting it tomorrow

pompous virgins rushing to /brit/ to post things like "If you forget to put your bin out on time you deserve to be shot. Hail Evropa." completely unprompted

knob is waiting for olivia it is out

>>212252866
Yacht in the Carribbean stopping at Jamaica

can't even beat the 400 computer on chess.com lmao
apparently my choice of move is a 'sodium attack' and much frowned upon in the chess community

>>212252744
I called them ebil. But I don't care about brownoid biomass

>>212252875
christians dont do any of this lol
christ even said Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and one’s foes will be members of one’s own household

i think you or neitzsche doesnt have the first clue about christanity

My life is sheer misery

dreadhead yardie goons quicktap administration -3

>>212252846
Feed him Rorke

>>212252547
sad that this is the best image they had of him
should really get a better photo on the socials I don't use so that if I'm murdered they don't use my spotty uni graduation one from 12 years ago

>>212252933
Fair I don't think I've ever had real stilton cheese anyway thanks for clarifying x

>>212252906
Oh yeah and that too

>>212252940
muhammed blocked the bin shoot again leftypol?

>>212252896
too big

>>212252941
Not that spic singer with a mustache?

>>212252933
It's great with figs and speck/prosciutto.

>>212252946
not fooling anyone schlomo

>>212252954
deano.mp4

>>212252846
Catbergs are evil little vermins, this afternoon I caught one torturing a little sparrow. Unfortunately it escaped before I could grab a few rocks

>>212252943
just develop normally, towards the centre of the board, and don't go for early attacks.
1.Na3 is a shocker ngl

what are the best depop searches then

>>212252943
>sodium attack
explains why you're so salty about being shite

this time next year I’ll have moved out for sure

Wish I had a thin face with a define jawline, I will forever have a shit round one

>>212253019
*laugh track plays*

>>212253026
Ktim

>>212252896
a durag somewhere in that pile x

Right, so wanktoil as usual except when you are about to finish, get the willard placed on the edge of the sink, angled upwards. Something about the support underneath coming from something which isn’t your own hand makes the contractions even stronger. Surprised I’m only just discovering this now.

DON'T MAKE ME TOIL
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME TOIL
I JUST DON'T WANNA GO TO WORK

>>212253009
fan of sheer or worn/used with a filter on knickers and bras

mumberg standing at my door making boring conversation whilst I give her one word answers then she goes to bed toil soon

>>212252411
Here's mine lad

>>212253031
Why don’t you believe me? You don’t know me

>>212253009
lace sheer crop tube

ktimming like a bitch rn at some of these posts

>>212253089
*laugh track intensifies*

wish she'd teach me chess before we have long vigorous sex sessions

>>212253078
bed with jamal I presume

>>212253114
Tell me pussyhole

>>212253078
>>212252906
>>212252866
Bleak posts

>>212253004
I just want to have fun
why is it a shocker
if it wasn't good they wouldn't let me do it

I’m a low quality person

>>212253129
kys heatherspastic

back to toil tomorrow after two weeks holiday

>>212253069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo

got the old prodigy on

>>212252995
Not any single one of those things comes from Canada

>>212253078
I'll 'give her one' when she goes to bed you mug

>>212253129
mmhmm
>>212253149
mad asl x

sucking an energy beverage

>>212253159
massive tune

my poor mum has no luck with men
My dad used to beat her
Her last bf took out loans and credit cards in her name
Now she doesn’t trust men but I don’t want her to grow old alone

I'd give all of your mums love and treat them like royalty x

Noticing a YouTube thumbnail meta tactic is for big crying faces with an arrow and the text "worst fucking existence possible" or suchlike

>>212252555
They give the bags to you for free at the bank

>>212253142
knights on the edge of the board severely limit their options in terms of viable squares to move to. a knight on a3 is 4 possible squares to move to, whereas a knight in the centre has 8. You're making your knight half as effective

been edging to xev bellringer for a while but olivia will be getting my coom

>>212253207
:/

death stranding 2 is kino

>>212253171
and yet, we can produce reasonable facsimiles while importing the real thing

>>212252547
This picture of when he was a kid confuses me. It doesn't look that old, and his mum looks kind of young and cute

>>212253221
U swear?

>>212253207
Some indian man can be your dad
>>212253231
Lol no

I haven't had human contact for so long I get a boner whenever something alive touches me be it a cat or my mom

love it when I make a rare BBC post or similar and get a 'kys heatherpeado' or 190 or adam or asf accusation, makes it worth it

coooooor big pair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkPBgTpIOhs

>>212253226
Don’t know how you can watch that, I’m pretty happy with whichever titcow appears on my instagram feed now that my algorithm is sorted. Much more real

Don’t want to go to work tomorrow. One of the women there keeps calling me handsome and squeezing my biceps. Makes me uncomfortable

>>212253270
Kys heatherpaedo

>>212253265
No thanks

>>212253270
and that's what you want to spend your life doing is it

>>212253281
Older women coming onto Timmy virgin omds

>>212253270
I've been accused of being Adam too, he really has mentally raped people

>>212253281
you work with purple aki?

>>212252481
he was only charged with manslaughter rather than murder. his punishment is reflective of the idea that he only "accidentally" killed him through negligence rather than because he chased after him and then punched him in the head.

>>212253281
Yh okay mate

>>212253281
Older women are fucking rabid round me but younger women show no interest

>>212253223
tell me about your chess experience lad

Looking at the bloated runt in the mirror as I walk around the house shirtless and just wishing it wasn’t the case

big black man swinging his big jumanji jizz lobber around in a helicopter motion right in my poor mother's face (and she's disgusted)

Scumbag killer of 28-year-old gets sentence that confirms law and order is losing

>>212253200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zavj96B2P6o

lol

>>212252464
I know a fella who does private investigation. Oddest bloke I know, very intelligent but an absolute social spaz. He helped rediscover a missing skull from a history museum and has apparently helped solve various cold-case murders.

>>212253342
played for about 4 years and got to 2000 rating on chess.com. Then quit to do other things

Professional Katies trying desperately to rearrange their guts before the start of the working week after spending the weekend with khat chewing goons

>>212253252
kid on the right looks shopped in too

>>212253344
U got issues lad

I feel like this is what you sign up for with the Catholic Church. You can't just not believe in the religion stuff and keep going for the socials, that's what Anglicanism is for.

>>212253372
what do you like about chess
who do you play with
why did you quit
what qualities do you feel you brought to the chess community

:/

>>212253307
Ideally yes, I'd win the lottery and spend my time shitposting here, going on nice holidays, and doing recreational activities

>>212252768
>"£2.50 for each topping fuck that I’m broke"
>He says as he stuffs a £15 pizza (+ delivery fee) down his fat gob

>>212253378
LOL

>>212252784
howling, screaming etc
christcucks really do be like that

can we get a female pop star who isn't a complete slag who has had multiple abortions?

Taking off my shirt and looking down at my soft midsection. Sad. Fat. Sack of shit. All me.

not hungry but might have a magnum, treat myself and that yeah

>>212253355
Sam was a n*gger-shagging liberal and deserved to die. He only would have contributed to the biomass by bringing life to mutt kids

>>212253398
>recreational activities
'

got the day off toil tomorrow. shall be pottering about doing naff all until I get depressed at 19:00 as I realise I've pissed the entire day up the wall.

glasses girl from the sainsbury's ad could get it

>>212253343
I vividly remember looking at myself in the mirror at 20 and appreciating how youthful looking i was
now nearly 10 years later im half gray, chubby and red face from being an alkie

>>212253387
how did they afford to use all those beatles songs?
still baffles me, asked chatgpt once but didn't get a satisfactory answer

>>212253384
That's Sam

>>212253274
why do they always have the stupidest tattoos

>>212253371
That's awesome

>>212253265
We grow figs. We have pigs. We cannot call our blue cheese Stilton regardless of how spot on we make it, but things at places like Global Cheese Markets regularly get slapped with a label like "Blue Stetson".
Blue cheeses in general go well with fruit and cured pork, but Stilton with fig and speck is the best combination.

Mental how the government is going to shut this place down

might try a little harder tomorrow

Hate when I share a story and someone tells me to blog on boring bastard
Who else am I gonna share my stories with besides you lads

>>212253441
youd put your penis in her vagina would you? is that a high bar to reach?

>>212253421
Ktim

>>212253483
Hopefully. It would be for the best.

>>212253491
its just diego, pay him no mind, he's a nasty little man

>>212253498
been a right moody cunt today ain't ya

>>212253441
for me it's jo hart, the redhead from the bingo adverts on the chase
she briefly had a youtube channel where she'd visit historic places and occasionally search for ghosts but she closed it down
she was also in jurassic world 2 and gets eaten

>>212253401
£14*
And yeah I literally had like £10 left in my account after ordering it so

>>212253387
get a pavlovian response to the buddy holly song because this was on sunday evenings. and antiques roadshow

Fart feet, why do you fart when my baby kisses me

>>212253478
Im sorry but no good fig can come out of canada no matter what kind of bioengineered mutant monstrosities you plant there

>>212253421
Going on holiday with my new family this summer, fucking dreading taking my top off it’s my own fault though

just had a suboptimal wank

>>212253421
>>212253445
>>212253499
How much does your waist measure?

complete state assault on people who aren't neurotypical or aligned with state beliefs is basically what's going on, we're going to be 'moved on' like the gays were in the days before decriminalisation

get the wanks optimised

>>212253522
>the redhead from the bingo adverts on the chase
for me it's the presenter

I'm only going to write positive posts from now on. No more negativity from me.

>7 hours of sleep before waking up again
May God help me.

>>212253542
Much like no good tomato can be grown in Europe, and no humans live south of the butter line.

internet censorship is a good thing
porn, imageboards, twitter/x, tiktok all of it in the current year is brainrot
if it were 2010 i would be absolutely livid but today i think it's great

>>212253421
I'm fit and pull women all the time meanwhile

>>212253467
menthol illness

OIM A FOIRSTARTAH

Dr House rode a monster truck

think I might get an early night, HUGE day for me tomorrow

>>212253585
lesbo?

>>212253626
he's an eminent doctor but he likes trashy stuff, love it

>>212253566
34 inches
>>212253588
Been doing this and taking care of my health x

>>212253593
Figs are trees, not seasonal plants. They cant survive below 10. Maybe below 15-20 if the plant is very old and thick. The fruits also take a lot to mature so at least 3 months of temps between 20-30C

>>212253657
is it working?

caberge

I forgot the pic. Here's mine

>>212253693
Knuckledusters are literally illegal even in your home u should delete this

>>212253687
Great, this way he can walk down the road again and someone can run it over with a car

>>212253671
Yes 2 weeks of clean living made me feel much better and look alive

>>212253693
is that lidl version of a penguin? puffin bar or something?

>>212253591
the toil looms for the best of us mate

i'm a prefect :3

>>212253722
It's a replica belt buckle I got from renaissance fest, that's what the nib is

>>212253755
MOVE LIKE ITS WORLD WAR 3

NEW

>>212253775
>>212253775
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>>212253764
>>212253764
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>>212250426
>>212250426
>>212250426

RECYCLE

>>212253749
It's a Lidl rocky and single finger twix, proper runt me

>>212253779
>>212253784
>>212253805
oh come on

>>212253668
People are humans, not simian cattle. They can't survive without butter. The fags also take a lot to mature, at least 3 months in colour temps above 2000K.