Thread 149456457

Why are zoomers so allergic to romance?
>>149421029

Why are self-inserters incapable of being just friends with a girl?

>>149456457 (OP)
Why are you so allergic to making good threads

>>149456460
Nice bait, kid.

zoomer women don't like fat manchildren and millenials.

>>149456457 (OP)
>2025
>pocucks are STILL seething
lmao
>>149456521
Could've just said women.

>>149456460
Go self-insert your dialator.

>>149456457 (OP)
Nobody wants to see an ugly fat loser get with a hot chick out of his league.

>>149456541
If you care about a man’s attractiveness relative to a woman’s, you’re a fucking faggot. Straight men don’t go about this lives thinking which men are attractive enough for their women. They just cheer them on.

>>149456457 (OP)
Not a zoomer, but I feel like in a whole fucking lot of series it adds absolutely nothing. Don't get me wrong, there's lots of series where it's great and valuable, but there's just as many if not more series where it does nothing of value or outright detracts.

>>149456553
Lose weight.

>>149456460
I've only been friends with women who I've done things with sexually and don't consider women my friend unless we've done something sexual together

>>149456556
Stop being a faggot.

>>149456571
that's a roundabout way of saying you're a virgin but okay

>>149456541
Po isn't a fat ugly loser, retard. He's sexy. You're probably a duke.

T. Gay man

>>149456457 (OP)
What would a romance subplot add to Kung Fu Panda?

>>149456600
How many calories?

>>149456600
>T. Gay man

If you’re friends with a girl long enough they want your dick out of convenience

>>149456457 (OP)
Shut up no one wants to see a fat character get a lover. But characters who are in shape inexplicably staying single that's nonsense.

>>149456457 (OP)
>Why are zoomers so allergic to romance?
Because that trope 100% overused & cliché

>>149456457 (OP)
There's so much obligatory romanceslop subplot you can put up with before you start finding it fucking annoying

>>149456748
>Twope BAD
If there is one line of thinking that royally fucked everything is this.

>>149456457 (OP)
Sexless society cultivated by decades of puritan supression is lowering their libidos and tolerance for any interaction between people that's not strictly platonic.

>>149456457 (OP)
>asking 4channers, the most vile, lonely, love hating losers, anything about romance

>>149456457 (OP)
i LOOOOOVE having to sit through the main characters awkwardly blushing and stuttering at each other in a cringeworthy and half-assed attempt at a romantic subplot instead of advancing the main story that i am actually interested in

>>149456457 (OP)
I'm ok with them not being lovers, but I wish Po ended up with that snow leopard lady

Why are women so obsessed with romance and shipping?

>>149456460
>Why are self-inserters incapable of being just friends with a girl?
To be 'just friends' with a girl you have to find her unattractive.
This doesn't really work for movies where the cast is supposed to be attractive (especially to furries)

>>149456457 (OP)
>Why are zoomers so allergic to romance?
Because it's the same thing over and over. And it compromises the action.

They should just fuck for half a minute then never bring it up again.

>>149456880
Neither Po nor Tigress are supposed to be attractive.

>>149456893
>implying Po can do it for that long
>implying he can even get it up

>>149456460
Even the most normal of normalgroids know men and women cannot be friends without having sex.

>>149456457 (OP)
Because apparently Yuh Nelson and DreamWorks are allergic to romance too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKaY_8QLACs&t=601

>>149456457 (OP)
Because they know that love is fake and a lie
It does not exist

>>149456894
oh?

>>149456906
Ok incel.

>>149456457 (OP)
when I watch a movie about Kung fu, I don't give a shit about some whore, I want to see people getting hit.

>>149457063
It's explicitly stated that Tigress looks like a man and no one wants her. And fucking look at Po.

>>149456457 (OP)
wrong ship

>>149456659
Fag

>>149456457 (OP)
Kung Fu Panda 2 is a piece of shit

>>149457110
Po is hot

>>149457143
You will never fuck Tigress.

The wolf guy has a bad design

>Long ago, in ancient China, the peacocks ruled over Gongmen City. They brought great joy and prosperity to the city, for they had invented fireworks. But their son, Lord Shen, saw darker power in the fireworks. What had brought color and joy could also bring darkness and destruction. Shen's troubled parents consulted a soothsayer. She foretold that if Shen continued down this dark path, he would be defeated by a warrior of black and white. The young lord set out to change his fate, but what he did next... only sealed it. Shen returned to his parents full of pride, but in their faces, he only saw horror. He was banished from the city forever. But Shen swore revenge. Someday, he would return, and all of China would bow at his feet.

>Young Shen was in line to rule Gongmen City, but he wanted more. I foretold that someone would stand in his way. A panda.

>>149456457 (OP)
If the main guy and girl have a relationship that sparks strong/romantic feelings in people, then making it a romance is great.
But if it's like a lot of kid's show main guy/girls that are just lighthearted buddies and trusted friends, suddenly making it a romance feels weird. Like an arranged marriage.
Good relationships are built on good friendships, but you still need deep feelings and passion for it to be desirable as a romance. Sure, you can say these characters developed a more passionate connection offscreen, but what worth is that to the audience?
You're slapping on the ball and chain of a relationship label that's supposed to denote intense feelings and intimate attraction, while it was probably shown to you as something mostly light, fun, and on the more cerebral side. Dealing with emotions at the respectful distance of friends.
The label weighs down something that originally felt buoyant and free, and yet the label is a bland dead weight, since no thought or feeling went into it.

Zoomers aren't allergic to romance, they're just developing an actual taste and demand for it. Shipping became a widespread self-aware phenomenon in the formative years of the people making their media now. Under this influence and interest, it's now much more common for people to know what, and why they ship.

Look at the Deltarune fandom. I only know a bit about it, but from what I see, people are crazy about shipping a main guy/girl friendship there. Making tons of beautiful fanart, with a girl whose canon romantic interest is another girl no less. And it's because it made people feel deep and tender things. Romance isn't romance without ROMANCE

>>149456457 (OP)
One of the worst big-budget animation movies ever made. Blame the writers.

>>149456457 (OP)
Romance is usually so boring and the same thing over and over again, and it's treated more like a checklist than something anyone has any passion for writing. I like how Tammers does romance alteast it's interesting.

>>149456457 (OP)
hang yourself, generation warring faggot
you contribute less than nothing

>>149456457 (OP)
If zoomers are saying this, then they're right. They had an obvious big sister / little brother relationship in 2.

>>149456460
kill yourself my man

>>149457265
Kys

>>149457160
So?

>>149456457 (OP)
Because they were taught by the Jews to dislike intimacy and affection.

Social media screencap threads are pure cancer since they're always made for the sake of trolling and they're also an implicit raid request since the OP is basically saying "HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK AT WHAT THIS FAGGOT SAID. AREN'T YOU UPSET? DON'T YOU FEEL COMPELLED TO MAKE A THROWAWAY ACCOUNT AND HARASS HIM?"
Therefore, in order to help improve this board and this website, they must be reported en masse for violating >>>/global/rules/3 and possibly >>>/global/rules/4
If they aren't deleted after a while, utilize scorched earth self moderation like /a/ does and spam them with things including, but not limited to, roll charts, dubs spam and loli porn. After all, one of the mods wholeheartedly approves of that sort of behavior.
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/172933927/#172935088

>>149456457 (OP)
>When a bunch of girls don't become lesbians and just be good friends

>>149456457 (OP)
>Po and Tigress

Nigga, I watched that shit back as a kid when it came out. And I didn't feel Tigress and Po's romance any of the movies.

You could have picked a better example like Goku and Bulma

>>149457239
Lmao tumblrinas hate Kris/Susie because they hate heterosexual relationships.

>>149456457 (OP)
Can you actually tell me with a straight face that you found the romance shit in things like Adventure Time and Regular Show to actually be good?

>>149457239
>Zoomers aren't allergic to romance, they're just developing an actual taste and demand for it.
Zoomers have the worst taste in romance because it largely amounts to whether two characters look good then you make up a scenario in your head to make them seem like really deep lovers and the kicker is that They Must ALAWAYS BE GAY. It doesn't fucking matter if you develop a romance at all they hate any resemblance of heteronormacy and just call it "cliche" "bad" or "they should be friends". Avatar, Arcane and of course Voltron got hit the most with this bullshit and the writing quality for all of suffered the most as a result.

>>149457239
>e fandom. I only know a bit about it, but from what I see, people are crazy about shipping a main guy/girl friendship there.
because it's the closest thing to a HMOFA game on the current market kek

>>149456833
>the most vile, lonely, love hating loser
This isn't 2009 any more, there are far more hardcore communities than 4chan, this isn't the final boss of the internet anymore. Still you are right getting advice about love from the internet, especially here, isn't a good idea.

>>149457502
>This isn't 2009 any more, there are far more hardcore communities than 4chan, this isn't the final boss of the internet anymore.
It was never true

>>149457485
>They Must ALAWAYS BE GAY
Oh and they have to be abusive because zoomers love unhealthy relationships

>>149457508
literally who

>>149457523
based brownchad

>>149457508
This one is especially funny because tye creator basically said twice that the MC and the FeMC got together and the fandom is still delusional because they cannot accept it.

>>149457508
>>149457540
Are you talking about fujos-only or the wider fanbase?

>>149457239
Well in that particular case its also because Noelle x Susie is trash. Those two have no chemistry, their characters take a nosedive whenever they are near each other, and Noelle's interest in Susie is shallow

>>149456530
Is this achievable natty?

Sometimes I can't believe the magnitude of how boring, unfunny and uninteresting Panda 2 turned out to be

>>149456457 (OP)
>gen z slander template about kungfu panda of all cartoons
Going to translate your post into a declaration that kungfu panda is not made for gen z with the amount of love interests Po has and if he dies alone then it's entirely your gen's fault.

>>149456457 (OP)
Shit movie

>>149456457 (OP)
Rangeban amerisharts

If you don't understand why people hate romance subplots, you haven't watched enough 2000's movies. It's usually if not always an attempt to keep women interested in a movie otherwise not marketed towards them.

>I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water
>This plan is nothing like that plan
>How?
>'Cause this one's going to work

>>149458419
>Women
>Interesting
You lost me

>>149458457
did you misread his post

>>149457239
I don’t give a single fuck about fandoms AKA hordes of annoying queer autistic kids (who in a better world would be getting worked to death in an RFK concentration camp right now) obsessed with trying to cobble a “community” out of every little thing under the sun to network with/harass each other all day instead of just enjoying those things for what they are- if they even bother to actually watch (or play or read) those things they’re “fans” of at all, which a lot of them don’t.

That wolf army was lame

>>149458463
You cannot put Women and interesting in the same sentence no matter the meaning.
Its an Oxymoron.

>>149456460
It's so funny how they cry about the war on masculinity only to gossip over shitty romance plots just like girls

>>149458496
what the fuck are you talking about? that's not the point of that post

>>149458457
>>149458496
lil' bitch just wanted to yap about hating women :skull:

>>149458419
I don’t think enough zoomers even watch 2000s movies to have that hatred. Most don’t watch anything made prior to 2015.

>>149456606
Canonical sex scene, i'd hope.

>>149457141
There's the Sharktale faggot.

>>149456894
There's attracted to each other though and Tigress is a baddie

>>149456457 (OP)
Zoomers are massively dysfunctional, arrogant, and retarded. Gen X will lay into them on tiktok, they'll shit their pants and lash out at millennials. They can't function as adults and can't even speak to another human being without having a meltdown, demand everyone caters to them, want to walk around with noise-cancelling headphones on and piss themselves in outrage if someone tries to talk to them, they don't want to study and just want to be youtube stars and influencers, every unaccomplished zoom demands people bow down and lick their shoes because they all think they're geniuses...

Sure you say oh but everyone always hates on the younger generation. That isn't what this is. These people are pathetic. Covid was 5 years ago and they still excuse all their shitty behavior by saying that lockdown fucked them up. They can't read a book, they're so fucking worthless they even fuck up customer service and fast food jobs, employers got one taste of them and are suddenly bending over backwards to suck the dick of millennials now that they've seen what lies for them in the future.

Then they go online and act like the morality police and use twitter mobs and hate-spamming to force everyone into compliance like a toddler tyrant who never grew up. Their parents failed to raise them into functional adults. They are 24 years old and still acting like they are a minor with special privileges we all have to cater to, holier than thou, can do no wrong.

>>149458329
It's interesting enough to make you seethe for decades

>>149456457 (OP)
I'm not a zoomers but I agree with them. Romance always ruin everything, heterosexual or not.
>>149456460
insecurity. I do value friendship more than any of kind of relationships

>>149457485
Voltron Klance shippers stole photos of unreleased concept art and tried to blackmail the animation studio to make Klance canon. Fujos need to be put down like dogs.

>>149458496
You sound like a supremely boring person.

>>149456457 (OP)
They're not against romance, they just hate when women settle with a man. If Po were female, they'd be harassing Dreamworks to let them kiss.

>>149458457
>>149458496
Most intelligent ESL

>>149458667
Pretty much this. It’s always man/woman they have a problem with. No one is saying that canon gay couples should have stayed platonic.

I love how Shen is never mentioned again after 2. DreamWorks knows that he was a shit villain.

ok i'm finally convinced this guy is a spambot, that statement is not true

>"Such sad, sad faces. But now is a time only for joy. You are going to be part of something beautiful. Once we reach the harbor, in front of all the world, you and your precious kung fu will die... Then China will know to bow before me"
What was his problem?

>>149456457 (OP)
People don't make a big deal when tropes go the normal way of tropes. So you'll only see people talk about when it doesn't and if it's in a way they like them they'll praise it. This doesn't mean that everyone thinks this way or that it's the most popular opinion.

I don't think anyone wants actual romance in the Kung Fu Panda fanbase anyways.

>So, who are you, Panda?
>....I'm Po.... and I'm gonna need a hat

Way to ruin the moment, but that's KFP2 for you. He only asked for a hat so it could be used for a lame joke in the next scene.

>Sharktalefag
Honestly? Go get 'em tiger

>Look at him! A lifetime to plot his revenge and he comes to me on his knees
>Hey, wait, I did not have a lifetime... we only heard about Master Thundering Rhino a few days ago, and we came to avenge him!
>You've come to avenge nothing else?
>Yeah, all those pots and pans you stole- we're going to want those back!
>Nothing else?
>You probably did some other evil stuff on the way, I don't know, what else did he do?
>You don't know...
>Know what? What's so funny?
>Precisely the thing... that you clearly do not know

>The only reason you're still alive is that I find your stupidity... mildly amusing
>Well, thank you, but I find your evilness extremely annoying
>Who do you think you are, panda?
>Who do you think i am, peacock?

>The Dragon Warrior's mop! He mopped these very floors!
>No touching! You'll get the mop dirty!
>You know, he once waited on me
>Awesome
>Yeah, I have the stain to prove it!

>Lord Shen! I saw a panda!
>A panda!?
>A kung fu warrior... he fought like a demon! Big and furry... soft and squishy... kinda plush and cuddly

>You stay in your prison of fear, with bars made of hopelessness... and all you get are three square meals a day of... shame!
>With despair for dessert

>You! You're mine!
>I'll tell you what's gonna be yours: My fist in your plush, cuddly, super-soft face!

>Greetings, panda
>Tell me what happened that night!
>What night?
>That night!
>Ahhh... that night
>Yes!... We're talking about the same night, right?

>(about finding baby Po in a box of radishes) There was no note. Of course, you could've eaten it

>And then you'll be stopped... by the unstoppable weapon
>Nothing's unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you from telling me something's unstoppable

I don't like the dialogue in KFP2 at all

>>149456457 (OP)
Millennials like romance and zoomers define their entire existence by opposition to anything millennials like.

>>149458643
They're absolutely worthless and anyone who's ever interacted with them knows they're worthless.

>I just have so many questions. Like how did I ever fit in this tiny basket? Why didn't I like pants?... and who am I?
Why is the dialogue like that?

>>149458712
>Most intelligent ESL
That's really what these threads are actually about, innit? I used to find it really weird that not only are there constant screencaps of offsite social media, but the sheer amount of people here - these days - that seem to have developed alien perceptions of how the world they supposedly live in works, gobbling up manufactured ragebait and engagement farming in a way that suggests they're trying to LARP as being from a civilization they're not actually apart of, and lo and behold, now I realize that it's because of 3rd-worlders who use social media as the closest thing they'll get to living in a 1st-world nation.

>Of course, of course... You have a job to do, far from home, in a strange city, filled with strange people, and strange noodles
Once again, I hate the dialogue

>>149456457 (OP)
I don't want any boring woman shit in my movies.
I don't even want women in my movies but studios keep shoehorning them.
That's why The Thing is an actual unironic masterpiece of a movie (a shitty 2011 prequel doesn't count, fuck off)

>>149457408
I wish that still happen

>>149457408
Built for old man cock

KFP2 never reached 1st place at the domestic box office, unlike the original movie. It opened at 2nd place, and went downhill afterwards.

>>149456457 (OP)
Eh, I get it. Romance being shoved into a work where it doesn't belong can suck.
>>149457239
Actually it is because Kris and Susie's friendship feels insanely natural and sweet while the actual romance feels like the worst, most stuttery and forced yurislop I have ever seen to the point where the game feels like it drags to a screeching stop whenever it comes up.

Because we're fucked in the mind and body beyond repair and we don't want constant reminders that we're actually forever alone and be fed basic bitch advice from moralfags who don't actually have any empathy or understanding of what the fuck is going on in our world.

>KFP1: $215,727
>KFP2: $165.249

First movie did better at the domestic box office

>>149459156
What the fuck are you saying?

>>149459096
You like gay sex?

>>149456460
no one has a "best friend" of the opposite gender without them fucking
friends with the opposite gender are casual, impersonal, and fleeting

>>149458419
>you haven't watched enough 2000's movies
Anon, retarded romance subplots have been in movies probably longer than recorded sound has. Go watch some old cowboy movies and try to find one that DOESN'T have a romance subplot. It's not a recent thing.

Romcoms suck, OP.

>>149458248
Yeah, just move to America.

>why young women are turning away from romance:
>because they're hateful moralizing demonic shrews
>why young men are turning away from romance:
>because they've been taught since their most vulnerable and impressionable state that they're evil for having natural feelings and impulses towards romance and sex, and yet if they ever muster up the willpower to pursue a girlfriend, their reward will be one of the demonic hateful shrews mentioned above

>>149459463
>incels strawmanning
no one cares, we just want you to "go your own way" more quietly. do you want a bus ticket?

>>149459463
Damn, you know you'll never have a girlfriend. If I were you I would kill myself haha.

>>149459011
Even in this very thread there's a weirdly high amount of posts with bizarrely-stilted inflections to the point that I'm wondering what it would look like if it was thrown to /int/

>>149456457 (OP)
I don't care about whatever generation there is tacked on here, but, while there are plenty of on-screen romances I like, I don't mind guys and girls just being good friends, and I've always really liked how Po/Tigress were handled with it just kinda being there. Granted, some of that is simply due to romances in kids movies typically being rushed dogshit, but the simple friendships are often much more watchable, and I think you could argue more realistic for a growing relationship anyhow.
It also makes for great art/fanfic bait too since it eggs on those creative who really want to see it.

a platonic friendship magically becoming a relationship because the movie is ending isn't romantic

>>149459463
>Be me young man who catches the feelings for fellow young woman
>Trying to do no fap
>I am literally fighting the urge to hump the air
>I am too emotionally damaged/traumatized to form a relationship with any chick
>I am too unattractive to make an impression
>My scalp is literally snowing when I brush it due to dandruff
FML I would like to at least tone down the instinct to hump any chick thin and cute enough to bang

>>149456457 (OP)
>Master Tigress Enjoyer
it's cause he wants to fuck her himself retard

>>149456457 (OP)
Tigress is MY waifu and i don't want to see her with fatass jack black panda anyway

>>149457086
do you know any straight men who have female friends they aren't having sex with?

>>149460221
Can't relate I am too autistic to have non-related female friends.

>>149458663
Sorry the only interesting thing is your hole.

>>149458496
Jimmies were rustled.

>>149459117
Jerry takes good care of them

>>149456457 (OP)
Zoomers and Gen A have been brainwashed to view all romance (especially romance between two non-jewish Whites) has le rape culture by SJWs.

The same people that brainwashed Zoomers that finding women and big boobs physically attractive is rape.


Made worse by MeToo and Cancel Culture causing massive fear in Zoomers from even approaching women as said women can ruin their lives with a simple tweet.

>>149456457 (OP)
Zoomers are Gay and LGBTQYXZ. They only care about romance if it involves two penises.

/thread

>>149460910
>They only care about romance if it involves two penises
Based honestly.

>>149456457 (OP)
kek there were some zoomfaggots behind me during Superman and they were obviously uncomfortable when Clark and Lois were kissing.

>>149461107
What an embarrassing generation.

>>149460895
>>149460910
Where are you from?

>>149460895
Can you even blame men when sex they had months ago can suddenly become le rape because women are degenerates.

>>149457239
Motherfucker looks like Elric.

>>149456457 (OP)
Only to hetero romance
Only to the ones with naturally feminine and beautiful women
Only to things that appeal to straight men
Gay romance is OK. Gay sex is OK. Ugly women are OK.
Zoomers aren't "prudes", they are brainwashed by the woke.

It was totally necessary to have Crane do a comedic jaw-drop in that bit

>>149456928
Is Tigress trying to push Po away from another girl here?

>>149456457 (OP)
It probably arises from the oversaturation of boy and girl protagonists ending up as romantic interests for each other.

However, this behavior is an overcorrection. Any ship that is not already canon or accepted in the fandom gets reduced to this weird, enforced platonic relationship bullshit.

Essentially, now you have two already existing options for non-canonical shipping, which fandom logic enforces on you for found family about being sibling-coded bullshit or plain ass friends.

However, the problem that everyone fails to realize is that every non-canonical relationship is treated as the same type of enforced platonic dynamic, which makes the ship less unique among thousands of others because everything feels the same.

Defeating the meaning of the purpose for more nuances in relationships, only to be as conformative and restrictive.

>>149458643
Unc got bullied by a zoom zoom half his age, sad frfr

^

I love romance but I find most live action movie/TV romances mediocre to awful. Cartoons are better although a lot of them in the past couple years have purposefully humiliated the guy to send a message about not demanding love from the female half of the ship (Adventure Time and Regular Show for example) Literature is where it's at.

>>149456457 (OP)
Zoomers?

>>149456616
??

useless necrobump

>>149458643
Millennials are massively dysfunctional, arrogant, and retarded. Anyone will lay into them on tiktok, they'll shit their pants and lash out at Gen Z. They can't function as adults and can't even speak to another human being without having a meltdown, demand everyone caters to them, want to walk around with noise-cancelling headphones on and piss themselves in outrage if someone tries to talk to them, they don't want to study and just want to be youtube stars and influencers, every unaccomplished millennial demands people bow down and lick their shoes because they all think they're geniuses...

FTFY, HTH, HAND

>>149456457 (OP)
I think it's pretty obvious from the guy's name that the only reason he likes Po and Tigress not getting together is because he wants to fuck the cat and is to autistic to accept a fictional character fucking anyone but him.

Millennials wasted no time in trying to bully Zoomers

>>149456457 (OP)
BECAUSE THERE'S AN ENTIRE GENRE FOR THAT SHIT: IT'S CALLED "THE ROMANCE GENRE". KEEP THAT FAGGOTRY OUT OF OTHER GENRES.

>>149456460
bait worked unbelievably well and managed to upset these faggots, well done fpbp

>>149456928
>13 year old boy alarm: any romance subplot should be approached ONLY for comedy
Holy based, wish more media took this approach

>>149456460
I had some female friends in high school, and all I could ever think about was fucking the hotter ones. Call me a perv or degen if you want, but most guys probably feel similar.

Even with a short runtime of 81 minutes without credits, Kung Fu Panda 2 is a fucking slog

>>149456541
>Po can cook
>Po can fight
>Po can clean
>Po can hug really well
>Po can be really fun to be around
>"Out of his league."
Nigga Tigress is the lucky one here.

>>149462649
>Han and Leia in did they even like each other category
Discarded.

>>149456457 (OP)
Romance subplots never work for me in a movie runtime. It needs to be at least two movies. Naturally, tv shows are exempt because it takes hours worth of episodes to make it happen.

Romance subplots have pretty much disappeared from western media. Fanfiction and anime are the only thing filling the void. Even a subtle romance would be nice but it feels like everyone are just friends. There are books but most of the romance in those is just physical. I just want a nice story that makes me believe in love again.

>>149456457 (OP)
No its fucking good that they dont fall in love, why do you faggot like chichés so much? Just because you're a forever unfucked incel doesnt mean that characters from kid movies have to be your surrogates. Kill yourself.

>>149466749
t. troon

>it’s another /co/ is angry their self insert MCs don’t get women
Go back to /a/ if you want that shit

>>149456460
>The amount of seethe this caused
Further proof that romance sucks and that "people" who advocates for it are mentally ill loons.

how desperate you have to be miss romance in cartoons

>>149465236
time is a flat circle

>>149456457 (OP)
>Why are zoomers so allergic to romance?
Combination of most affluent late zoomers/gen alpha being coddled babies posting from their ipads with arrested development syndrome AND a decade of feminism & cancel culture wrecking the concept of sex positive males.
To show affection is to be a "sex depraved pervert" and a "diddy ahh blud."

There is hope that with time, people will realize how embarrassing a generation of manchildren like these are, and the pendulum could swing back just as it slowly did during the 70s-80s. Or we might see things regress even further, in which case back up your favorite shows and comics, cause that shit is gonna get nuked when purity culture goes nuclear.

>>149460910
The best kind of romance.

>>149456906
If you have the self control of a wild beast of the land, maybe

>>149457515
3 of the main characters from My Hero Academia. Green hair is the main character, middle is his superhero idol who mentors green hair to be the next Superman basically, and blonde is the bully/rival who befriends green hair over time. Fujos naturally love drawing and writing them as if they're in love, even though the two have a really toxic relationship.

>>149456457 (OP)
This is kind of what I was hoping for out of this disastrous series, so I understand where that Xitter user's coming from. Healthy male/female friendships are definitely rarer than they could be, so Kung Fu Panda's oughta be appreciated more.

>>149456457 (OP)
Their boat conversation is so underwhelming. It gets interrupted just when they are about to leave the casual talk and dive into heart-to-heart territory

>>149456457 (OP)
Could've used a duo from a movie that is actually good. KFP2 is shit

so, who has seen Kpop Demon Hunters?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8AHcNRfERI

>>149471624
contains spoilers by the way

zoomers aren't allergic to romance, they like the Kpop demon hunters romance plot

If I don't get pussy, neither do characters in movies

simple as

>>149456457 (OP)
1.- That is not a zoomer. That's a Millenial.
2.- Liking main characters not being in love for once is not "allergic to romance". One example was Goku and Bulma. They got their pairings in other characters.
Retard.

>>149456460
Based, you destroyed them. fpbp

>>149456457 (OP)
cuz women are misandrist and makes horny teen boys depressed

>>149457133
This kills the shipper.

They can never say anything against because how true it is

>>149456865
This

>>149458352
Kill yourself

>>149472446
>boring, insipid, uninteresting, unfunny, derivative, manipulative, unnecessary, patronizing, heavy-handed, self-important, irritating
KFP2 had a shitty writing department. Deal with it

>>149456460
Because they're gynophiliacs who keep getting cucked when they LGBTroon out. All the big shipperfags from Dana Terrace, ND Stevenson, Rebecca Sugar, etc are massive faggots coping that they either got cheated on and/or settled for their backup option.

>>149472475
Lol did you just look up synonyms for the same word to copypaste into that post?

>>149456899
>implying Po isn't the usual low-libido, tiny dick panda

>Kung Fu Panda 2 premiered in May 26
>it didn't end up among the top 5 movies of June domestically

That was a low point for DreamWorks. All of their previous CGI movies (even Flushed Away) were among the top 5 movies of a month domestically

>>149473070
The original KFP premiered in June 6, and look at how better it did

>>149456521
That's not what your ex said when she was choking on my dick the other day.

>>149456457 (OP)
social engineering dripped down by Malthusians

>>149456460
Based and correct
I don't hate romance in films, I just hate self-inserters so fucking much because they will do anything even OOC for the protagonist if that shows them fucking the girl they want to, they do not care for media at all.

>149456457
Allergies are sometimes due to a lack of healthy exposure.

>>149456457 (OP)
Why are twitterfaggots so illiterate?

>>149456457 (OP)
The point is that main guy and main girl dont get togther but main guy can get together with side character girl

>>149472475
>Meme opinion
You will never be smart

>>149456457 (OP)
>Why are zoomers so allergic to romance?

zoomers want answers and guidance. They are angry at all previous generations for either providing shitty answers, answers that make things worse, or talking about problems while not providing guidance to make things better.

This is why they don't like fantasy love stories in fiction. Where someone ugly gets the awesome person. There isn't a clear way to make such a thing a reality, so they don't want to see it. They are tired of being shown stuff like this.

I don't completely disagree with them. Dont get me wrong, I want hot women in my fiction. But I don't need to live vicariously through the shlub of a main character.

Avatar is a pretty good example. for most of the show, Aang getting with katara isn't really believable. It doesn't add a lot to the show either.

>>149457133
This applies to same sex.

>>149472406
Heh, I know, right?

>>149474209
>Aang getting with katara isn't really believable
Aang is the most powerful warrior in the world. It's pretty believable. I like Zutara, but Zutara tries to apply a real-world dynamic (girl falling for a bad boy) to a feudal world where might and power are attractive. In the Middle Ages, the "bad boy" would end up in stocks while the warrior king bangs all the women.
Aang is a warrior king.

>>149456460
Dilate.

>>149474209
>Aang getting with katara isn't really believable. It doesn't add a lot to the show either.
Aang and Katara's romance was a huge part of the series. Some of the best moments were just the two of them talking or Katara comforting Aang when he was going through things. And how is it not believable? They're the two closest people in the world to each other.

>>149474312
Friendless loser detected

>>149475356
This is a woman way of thinking. Something like 80% of women would never date a guy they consider a friend, whereas like 80% of guys see female friends as potential romantic partners. The thing is, this isn't an innocent difference of opinion: men are right, and women are wrong.

>>149456460
>All these replies

>>149475598
Half the replies are just the troon congratulating himself.

>>149475598
>>149475622
Are you idiots just getting here? It's been this way for, like, five years now:
>find thread complaining about something
>post bait comment in the first 10 replies, intentionally saying something contrarian and woke
>receive 200+ (You)s

>>149475423
>no man can ever have a freindship without sex only women can manage that feat
Again friendless loser detected.

>>149476018
You are not fooling anyone.

>>149456457 (OP)
Legends of Awesomeness turned up the dial with their shipping that it kinda went cute

>>149456457 (OP)
Notice how zhe says "main guy and girl"? It's just anti-straight nonsense

>>149476221
Yes, sir, you are very intelligent

Other than his character design, Lord Shen sucked

>>149456457 (OP)
I don't understand the concept of being bothered by romance. Like, I can get indifference. But to actually see two fictional characters fall in love and be upset about it on principle is completely foreign to me.

>>149465236
Millenials unironically became their boomer parents. And it's sad watching them attempting to remain hip and cool, as if it's 1996 again.

>>149476492
>>149465236
What the hell are you morons even talking about? Zoomers are the ones who became boomers. They're the most anti-sex, anti-romance, Puritanical generation we've had in 50 years.

I still can't believe how bad KFP2 turned out. I was expecting something a little inferior to the original like Shrek 2 and Madagascar 2, but the drop in writing quality was much, much bigger than expected.

>>149460366
That's one more thing than you.

>>149476599
Just let it go, you cuck. Nobody's biting.

>>149458419
"People" who hate romance subplots tend to either be feminists or men who got sucked into online alpha male stuff. I can't think of a single movie that was made worse from the addition of a romance subplot.

>>149477040
I despise KFP2. Absolutely loathe it

>A panda? That's impossible

>There are no more pandas

>So one panda still lives...

Judging by those lines by the wolf guy and Shen, it's clear that they thought that pandas didn't exist in China anymore. Which begs the question: Did they destroy every single panda village in China or were all the pandas in China assembled in Po's village?

>>149472526
Ok, but what about, say, the Finncels who seethe over Bubbline?

>>149456460
>>149457133
>>149475356
Why are trannies trying to convince me that opposite sex besties using their bond to have comfy, consensual low-stress sex is a bad thing? Sex is good. Sex improves your mental health. It's natural. Doesn't matter if it's between lovers or just buddies trying to get off. Sometimes it'll lead to feelings, sometimes it won't.
But we all know what this is really about. Trannies don't mind sex, they just think straight sex is demonic and queer genocide. It's cynical pretend-puritanism.

>>149477179
Never watched Adventure Time, but the writers initially set up a Finn/Bubblegum romance, only to chicken out because they thought the age gap was inappropriate. Don't blame fans for seeing something that was initially intended to be there.

>>149477240
Post your best platonic female friend's tits and prove you're better than anyone else.

>>149477297
>Don't blame fans for seeing something that was initially intended to be there
Same thing applies to Lower Decks. Early seasons teased a relationship between the main duo and it predictably ended with surprise lesbians.

>>149456457 (OP)
>Why are zoomers so allergic to romance?
because romance isn't universal or great or effortless.

My suspension of disbelief gets thoroughly violated by the kinds of romances that filmmakers used to depict.

>>149477064
Nobody hates romance on principle. Feminists and LGBT freaks just hate heterosexual romance.

>>149466689
>There are books but most of the romance in those is just physical.
That is often how romance starts. At first its a physical attraction, but sometimes you want to do more. God forbid you are already in a relationship with someone and a new physical attraction does not ruin what you already have. Once it becomes routine, that is the danger zone. You might subconsciously crave excitement, and end up inviting this coworker to a Coldplay concert for the world to see your infidelity.

lol
lmao even

Point being, there needs to be more in a relationship than physical attraction. Otherwise you will always feel empty and alone with anyone you are with.

>>149477445
>Nobody hates romance on principle
You didn't read the whole thread, did you?

>>149477179
The only ones who say finncel are seething over people not liking their forced yuri slop ship

>>149477552
Read between the lines.

>>149475622
>>149475713
Medsies

>>149477428
>because romance isn't universal
It . . . literally is. Literally. As in, it is the cornerstone of the human condition. As a species we cannot exist without romance.

>>149477640
Kill yourself.

>>149478202
I'm sorry you're feeling called out and you can't handle it. Consider not being retarded.

Posting Tipo comics

He's spamming images now. Cute meltie.

>>149456457 (OP)
they aren't and KPDH just proved it

>>149478249
Faggot.

You’re not getting rid of this thread that easily.

They sure could've given Tigress some new clothes in 2. At least they fixed that in 3

>>149456457 (OP)
They're all yuri/yaoi shippers that hate to see heterosexuals in their media.

>>149480341
Another very intelligent poster. Hooray

>>149456748
We’re calling romance a trope now?

>>149474209
>Avatar is a pretty good example. for most of the show, Aang getting with katara isn't really believable. It doesn't add a lot to the show either.
Is this bait? That's a terrible example. I don't even care for the ship, but there's nothing unbelievable about it.

>>149456894
And yet they both are.

>>149456460
I'm not an incel but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_lh5fR4DMA&ab_channel=patvicious1

>>149456928
>strong female character
that's when you know you fucked up

>>149457485
>arcane
qrd? I only know about Catvi

>>149477064
I just think romance is usually poorly written and boring as fuck

>>149464472
Someone learned how to copy/paste today.

>>149480410
>ack

>>149456460
You guys are obsessed with trying to make others see fictional characters as capable of consent, but at the same time incapable of allowing fictional characters to seek deeper relationships.

Cognitive dissonance is very strong in cultists.

>>149462649
>All those smut books

>>149480666
What's the matter buddy

>>149478288
>>149478305
>>149478330
very nice

Crap sequels. All of them.

>>149462649
I don't know that the Astrid/Hiccup romance was done that well, but Astrid turned out to be a 10/10 girlfriend. She's so supportive of him and has absolute faith in his abilities.

>A little to the left
>Uh, but it's so heavy, master
>30 years I've waited for this moment. Everything must be exactly how I envisioned it, and I envisioned it a little to the left
>(the gorillas adjust the cannon)
>Perfect. With the weapon by my side... ah, a little bit more
>(the gorillas adjust the cannon)
>With the weapon by my side, all of China will bow before me

>Call in the wolves, all of them. I want them ready to move. The Year of the Peacock begins now!
>Right now? Because it's the middle of the year. So you'd only get, like, half of the Year of the Peacock...
>(Shen pulls out and flashes one of his throwing knives)
>And this year, of course, is the Year of the Peacock. Happy New Year, sir
>Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships now... NOW! NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!

>>149480690
You are not fooling anyone with the way you type.

>>149481258
You're just saying anything

>>149481288
And you just keep making it more obvious how new you are.

>>149481316
And?

>>149456457 (OP)
Twitter screencap threads deserve an automatic permaban

>What happened to stopping Shen?
>....Hey guys, come on. Give me a little credit. I meant for him to get away. Because, uh... it was a trick. It was a plot, and I thought I might... figure out his plot more
>....That makes no sense
>What do you mean? Sure it does

Jeez, Po. You might as well tell the truth instead of saying an obvious lie that only makes you look worse.

>>149477064
The Hobbit

>>149482131
That movie was irredeemable regardless of the forced romance plot. But, you're right, it did make it worse.

>>149482131
What >>149477064 said is not remotely the same as "all romance subplots are good and everyone likes them". Don't be a dishonest nigger.

>>149456457 (OP)
Probably because for so long 'romance' has involved white women getting paired up with nogs and jeets.

>premieres the same day as KFP2
>does much, much better at the domestic box office

Based

thank god tigress is still single........

>>149459135
I know right! Like, I see no chemistry between Susie and Noelle. Even then, the little there is feels so forced.

>>149456457 (OP)
Blame a lot of shows in 2010s for destroying the classic 'boy meets girl' chemistry and try and do everything to avoid it

>>149477240
Your wife is a FWB with 10 other men

>>149477998
You can fuck a woman you dont have to love her.

>>149485095
THANK YOU

Black man DOMINATES any hole!

>>149456460
fpbp

>>149481375
THIS

>>149464472
>((()))

Sex

>>149456460
put me in the screenshot!!

>>149486605
>>149487199
>>149487911
why do you need this thread exactly

I hate "sex" scenes (read: designated gross mouth noise scenes) in pg-13 movies so much I'm willing to back these people just to prevent more from happening.

>>149456457 (OP)
Because we've grown up with awkwardly forced romance subplots that contribute nothing to the story, and every single story needing to end with the hero getting the girl no matter what or else the Millennials might piss and shit themselves. And unlike the consoomer generation we're media-smart enough to recognize it for the restrictive, artificial, coporately mandated bullshit it really is.

>>149487936
The older I get the more I agree. I also hate the "Its a rated M show, it HAS to be vulgar" trope. I wouldn't argue against e.g. the Oppenheimer sex scene because it was relevant to show how intimate and uncomfortable the hearing was.

But for example, I'm a fan of Yellowstone and the other shows around it, which are westerns in different time periods, and I got extremely fucking annoyed how EVERYONE had a fucking sex scene: the protagonist, the side characters, both villains including the fugly one, even one of the fucking nuns. The only ones not fucking were the horses and Harrison Ford. I also watched Heat for the first time recently and I wish I could burn the sight of a tongue fencing Robert DeNiro out of my fucking mind.

>>149487977
Talking about the series 1923, forgot to mention.

>>149487936
Why is this still such a big thing when apparently people are statistically more averted to displays of public affection than seeing the results of a car crash and we have known this for decades?

>>149487926
Entertainment

>>149487942
>and every single story needing to end with the hero getting the girl no matter what or else the Millennials might piss and shit themselves.
Shipperfags are the worst.

>>149456457 (OP)
You want romance? Read a YA book.

>>149484836
I wish the guy doing the tigress fic would keep going. it was pretty good.

>>149456460
You really triggered the incels with this one.

>>149457239
>Noelle
>Canonically in a relationship with Susie
Not only is that wrong, but Toby himself intends for Krusie to be canon.

>>149456460
the usual trio satisfaction of the victory for young male :
-moral victory over evil.
-social/professionnal victory over your weakness.
-romantic victory : finding a girl and starting a family.

>>149460221
I am a straight man with female friends and i'm an incel. Like, actual friends. We hang out daily, go to the cinema, shopping malls, vacations, pool together. They all have boyfriends, and have had them since before i met them. Also, just to add, the trope of "be friends with women so they introduce you to their single female friends" is total bullshit. Never happens.

>>149474209
You sound like a very shallow person

>>149457239
>>149488233
what if kris is girl?

>>149457133
Imagine not being to conceive the idea that your romantic partner should be your friend first and foremost.

>>149456457 (OP)
Lefties know how married people vote, so they discourage this lifestyle.

>>149456865
>romance is bad because I saw examples of bad romance
I have bad news about any kind of entertainment you like.

>>149488579
>Lefties know how married people vote
?????

>>149461107
I'm a 22yo zoomer and was hanging out with some guys from uni at their apartment for a movie night. I put on Eyes Wide Shut and it blew me away how schizophrenic and scared by anything sexual the average zoomer guy is. They were constantly uncomfortable and asking me what kind of "porno movie" i was showing them. Nicole Kidman in a nighthown with her tits showing? PORN. The cult scenes in the mansion with naked chicks? PORN. One guy even covered his eyes and said "tell me when the porn scenes stop". And for weeks after we watched it, the only comment they had about the movie was "it's some weird porn movie Anon showed us". That was the only thing they remembered. They didn't even remember that Tom Cruise starred in it, what the plot was, nothing. Early 20s guys scarred by seeing nicole kidman's tits. And i'm the weird one in this situation, according to them and other pople from uni.

>>149488584
Plenty of statistics to find on the net

>>149457239
Noelle is a bad character because she needs to fulfill the 'lesbian character in a quirky indie game' trope

>>149488616
How did you read that post and come to this conclusion?

>>149488376
"What if a hyper religious mother who freaked out about her son kissing a girl had children of opposite sexes sharing a room?"

>>149456457 (OP)
>Why are zoomers so allergic to straight romance?
fixed
they're the first ones to read normal same sex friendship as gay

>>149488636
>why do you assume the overwhelmingly filled with left wing people industry does things for left wing reasons?
Dunno Anon, why do you think water is wet?

>but the post asks about the audience
Then they get the cause and effect in reverse, the audience gets conditioned.

>>149457485
Pretty much this. A younger relative of mine was watching 9 and complained about the "unnecessary" romance, yet praised Netflix She-Ra's romance.

>>149457485
They have a word for it: heteroslop

Po x Tigress is based and I’m tired of pretending otherwise

>>149456457 (OP)
>twitter screencap
>le muh zoomers bait

>>149489490
>4chan post
>le greentext post ownage

>>149456457 (OP)
Zoomers aren't allergic to romance, they're allergic to heterosexual romance.

>>149456460
FPBP

>>149488195
Artist?

>>149456460
You have to be non-threatening gay best friend, or otherwise in the strict friend zone

Zoomers grew up in a culture of irony and quips and shitposting memes online
Sincerity is """cringe"""

>>149488213
How are the incels really triggered when half of the replies agree with the sentiment of the first post?

>>149488213
>>149490376
Half the replies are women or male feminists. No guy wants to be a friend without benefits. WE WANT OUR DICKS WET.
You CANNOT dance around this and all your attempts to "shame" us out of caring about it will continue to fail. Men should NOT let themselves be a woman's shoulder to lean on if she won't put out. A woman friendzoning you = she does not want you sexually. She will go and suck and fuck other dudes and then turn around and bitch and cry about them, while still not letting you hit. Some "friend" she is. The only reason men don't fuck eachother is because we aren't gay. If my "friend" is a member of the opposite sex, either we are fucking or am cutting off all contact permanently.
Guys? Women talk a big game about emotional labor. Ok, no more doing emotional labor for women without sexual activity in return.

Stories can not have male/female romance and then. It's just that those are generally baby stories and as desire grows in the reader the whole "no romance" thing really stands out and it starts becoming a glaring issue. Men and women are designed to help one another. We fit each other perfectly. I've always wanted to see the union my parents had reflected in the media I watched because I wanted and still want to be married as an adult myself. If all the stories become a-romantic fluff, well, I imagine that'll get people out of their comfort zones and into each other's faces talking again. I mean, the escapism isn't escapism if the protagonist I'm engaged in doesn't ever pull the trigger or make anything happen.

>>149492331
AI-generated response

>>149491259
>No guy wants to be a friend without benefits. WE WANT OUR DICKS WET.
We want marriage, ideally. This is why we don't put a lot of energy into multiple different women. We're not in the habit of spreading ourselves thin to a friend group. That doesn't serve us in our duty to have a one good woman and building a life with her. That's why when we're married we're not supposed to have any "girl" friends. You nip that in the bud because you were only ever hunting for companionship. Now that you have the one you're with you don't need the others. Same reason why a woman having a lot of male friends is a big red flag. Like, you're gonna be with your husband now. All that "emotional labor" is supposed to fall squarely on him, not onto your exes or whatever.

>>149456457 (OP)
This is just the mature fruit of the sexual revolution.
Everyone is just a whore or a coomer with no sense of emotional or spiritual attachment to the act.
Here's your brave new world, I hope you choke on it.

>>149492416
I get your logic even though I disagree with the goal. But yeah, whether your goal is a wet dick or a wife, the friendzone is your enemy. End of.
>>149492442
Cope. My mentality has not chanced since I hit puberty and first started getting hard ons and craving sex. I wasn't going "Wow! What are the emotional or spiritual connotations of pussy? Wow! I can't wait to fall in love and use sex as an emotional bonding ritual".

>>149456457 (OP)
They only seethe about if it's opposite sexes

>>149456457 (OP)
Romance is generally really bad. Feelings are important to communicate character, but they're not the backbone of a story and they can't hold it up if the rest isn't strong enough.

>>149456460
Most of them are comfortable with antisocial life and so don't see a lot of value in company for its own sake.

>>149456457 (OP)
Most people stay away from dead things.

>>149456460
Didn't grow up with sisters. They want marriage to have their feelings in romance and in life goals consummated. If these needs aren't actively being met then it makes sense for a guy to lose interest. Besides, once he does get the woman he wants why would he want his attention diverted to other ladies in his life outside of family?

>>149456457 (OP)
Dunno

>>149478288
>>149478305
>>149478330

Cute

>>149456457 (OP)
tigris and po never had good chemistry, they worked better as close friends than as a couple

>>149494060
>>149494954
Nigga shut up

>>149484971
There's a nonzero chance that is by design.

>>149494982
Nah

>>149487942
>>149488028
There is truly and honestly nothing more disgusting that the sexless, platonic nightmare world zoomers set fiction in. It's like being in the Matrix. Everything about it feels so uncanny and makes your skin crawl. Get this through your head already: romance is one of the largest parts of life. It is not something specific or particular or a matter of taste and culture. Romantic love and sexuality are just part of what it means to be human, period. The fact that you can even try to argue against that shows how messed up you are on a fundamental level.

>>149456457 (OP)
They’re allergenic to straight romance thanks to years of lgbtq propaganda

>>149497662
>Saying all this shit just because a panda and a tiger are not fucking
You sound very knowledgeable and healthy

>>149456457 (OP)
Because when movies make romance a part of the movie it takes up precious world exploring time and many times doesn't make the attraction feel real but more like its supposed to just happen because they spend time together

>>149456460
>all this immediate seethe
Fpbp

>>149498466
Then surely you should have no problem naming some stories that were made worse by the addition of romance.

>>149456457 (OP)
lack of real intense emotions, when was the last time you saw pure rage, an empty sadness or mad love in media. Every emotion is shallow and superficial with a bit of irony, not bonding at all

>>149498466
>world exploring time
lmao what

>>149491259
Didn't Austin in your pic turn out to be her older brother?

>>149490349
The next generations will be completely unable to communicate, which is good for me, because I'll be their higher up and threat them like shit.

>>149498512
No I don't but I won't

>>149498542
Its very self explanatory dude but I'll handhold you through this
In The Mummy would you rather have them cut out the female character and spend more time fucking around with traps, puzzles, and monsters in the pyramid as a way to learn about what is going to be unleashed (I also take issue with plenty of exposition at the beginning of a movie but many times its necessary unless you want some giant puzzle) or would you rather keep the romance and waste precious minutes that could be dedicated to showing us something different and exciting

Remember, the only reason she was probably there was so that Hollywood needs to appeal to women.
If they didn't you'd likely get a fun scene with a Egyptian whore that works for the antagonist lures them into a place with the villians hiding and you get a nice nude scene with a fight that breaks out when the villains try and capture them and maybe there's some injury that contributes to them being easier to track or less capable at maneuvering through the traps which leads to peril/comedy, stolen/found item needed to find the location, tracker planted with the whole capture attempt being a ruse so they rush to secret location

>>149456880
>To be 'just friends' with a girl you have to find her unattractive
You just displayed the key difference between males and females. Males would fuck any female they find attractive while females wouldn't just fuck any male, even if he was attractive.

>>149498823
This is an extremely zoomer take. I've literally never once heard anyone complain about romance in The Mummy of all things. People loved that movie.

One of the most infamously tacked on and underdeveloped romances in film history was The Last of the Mohicans. It's genuinely bad, and I still wouldn't trade it, because it gives the hero a reason to care about the heroine and risk his life for her.

>>149499157
You're on the right track, but it's more that women don't find most guys attractive. Women think virtually no guy is a 10, and men who would be considered an 8 by other men are considered a 5 or 6 by women.

>>149457239
>Look at the Deltarune fandom.
Outside of porn, it's the complete opposite of what you described.

>>149457475
>>149457854
>>149459135
>>149484971
>>149495825
>>149488233
>>149488617
Trve.

>>149488645
???
Are you implying incest?

>>149499200
Hate to you but females just don't give pussy that easily because they're wired to look for someone who will stick around over just who gets them hot, unlike males. It's that attractiveness isn't the end-all to them as it is for males.

>>149471593
this

>>149498512
NTA but:
Danny Phantom
Legend of Korra
Gravity Falls (NO ONE likes Soos' gf)
The Hobbit movies
90% of Archie Sonic

>>149456457 (OP)
Has /co/ always been this infested with shipfags?

>>149456457 (OP)
This is not a zoomer thing, This faggot is mentally ill, Zoomers aren't even old enough to write these stupid fucking movie plots anyway.

>>149500304
yes

>>149500773
Supposedly millenials arent old enough to write anything either even when theyre nearing 45. Gen x and baby boomers must be working their asses off.

>>149500290
>Korra
Authors explicitly have stated they wanted to do a more modern romance, so you got everything wrong we had from hookup culture. And then we got lesbians
>The Hobbit movies
Eh, in the book, the dwarfs outside of Durin were a collection of one-note characters. You wouldn't grow attached to them enough to care about their deaths.
As much that romance was against the lore, it has fixed that issue and expanded on Legolas' and Thranduil's characters.