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This will be my final post on /co/.
How can anyone think that this is cool for real ? How can anyone take seriously a vs match with the Hulk as a supposed to be strong winner? How can anyone see the Hulk as a Godzilla killer for real in this show?
"Ouh, the Hulk is scaling, so powerful, this is so amazing guys..." why are you lying to yourself like that ?
You guys are just forcing onto yourself the new fade there will be in this hivemind of a board, with the blandest, tamest, most classicly safe verdict there can be, while your selective outrage is shitting on Kratos VS Asura for things that would be praised if the winner was someone else, but NOOOOOOOOOOOO you have to shit on it even if it's accurate because the hivemind dictates you to do so !!!
No wonder you can't get laid, but guess what ? I got a girlfriend now. For the first time of my life after 24 years I finally got a girlfriend, and all that nerd fuss has become so irritating since.
I'm just leaving for good now, I had plenty of fun with that board but I'm done. I wish you to get girlfriends to, maybe it will open your eyes about the hivemind that is destructing your self, but sadly, the hivemind is probably keeping you away from being able to seduce anyone, so you're most likely trapped in a spiral of emotion, and sadly, there is no Simon the Digger to save you from it. I just hope that this message will maybe help you to think by yourself a bit more and to get a girlfriend to.
Enjoy your episode.
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
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>>149477472 (OP)Seriously it's absurdly faggy how there's no g1blog and redditors are choosing not to discuss it. What the actual fuck happened
Total Self-Insertfag Death
Give it to me straight. Is he gonna go 3-0?
>>149477504It's not nice to debate on two actual retards fighting.
>>149477504Theyโre scared of conflict.
Pussies
a far superior matchup to Deku vs Darker
>>149477529When are you cutting your balls off, bleachfag?
>>149477529Why would Peter and Koichi ever fight each other? Both of them are genuinely good people fully deserving to be called heroes.
>>149477504Nobody cares about these shit characters.
Actually, dekufags might care but they won so it doesn't matter.
Deku losing would have been more fun.
>>149477472 (OP)Reminder Saber can effortlessly defeat your favorite character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUPWviVvbWU
>>149477529>BleachfagPut your balls to work and have many kids
>>149477472 (OP)Regardless of who is gonna come out victorious, what other good match-ups do these two have left after this one?
>>149477575Your "OH MY OUTERVERSAL MAGIC FORCEFIELD" doesn't work when you don't have AP and feats capable of actually blowing everything up to the outerverse.
>>149477568Madoka's footstool
>>149477565I haven't even read Bleach
>>149477566They wouldn't, but it's a cooler fight.
Koichi having a full hard counter to being web'd with his forcefields is nice, but he'd probably be stat checked unless building level Peter is the one you're going for (or you use insane scaling for O'clock and Crawler), then it's a good fight.
>>149477529I wonder if you're going to get nuked again
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/tnum/149389467/deleted/deleted
>Reminder [CHARACTER FROM GACHAWASTE CARRIED BY TRAPFAGGOTRY] can [HEADCANON PUSHED BY PEDOPHILE]
Done.
>>149477567It would be funny, I would've spammed Kratos won and Sony won
>>149477606No one mentioned Touhou?
>>149477575She would look good in black...
>>149477625Happened in a comic. Godzilla jobbed Cthuhlu out.
>>149477630Shut up Kirkman
>>149477567>Deku losing would have been more funNo, the seething from Milesfags outside of 4chan is funny.
>MUH HERALD SCALING>IMMA CROSSDRESS>IMMA KILL MYSELF/dbg/ cares more about Hulk, Godzilla, Yugi and Ash, but Mulesfags were emotionally invested into this shit. And I can't fault you guys for that since Hulk and Godzilla are rage and power incarnate. Ash and Yugi represent the peak of skill in their respective franchises.
But then there's slop videos like this which reminds me of why battle boarding became a ess after it strayed away from message boards.
https://youtu.be/hl11mz3vc_Y?si=8CcCRZXg-JYvBFpK
>>149477606>Fire Emblem out of NOWHERE
KEK
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>>149477604>schizophreniaI don't believe in christ.
why was he so weak? was this even Deku's most popular returning matchup?
>>149477529Who the fuck is right and what can he do?
>>149477694You don't know Watashi Wa Shigeru Wataru Name Jizou Fushigiyama Kakarato Chinchin Daisuke Goro-san?
Deku is a million times cuter than Miles so I'm glad he won.
>>149477575>Wait a second...Is that....A SAMURAI WHO CAN SLICE TWICE IN THE SAME INSTANCE?!? AIIIIEEEEEEEE SAVE ME SHIROU!!!!!!
>>149477692>died because Deku overestimated his strength and got carried awayIt's funny when Deku realized that Miles wasn't going to survive and that he fucked up.
>>149477588If you canโt even hurt her how are you supposed to win?
Plus she has been in so many crossovers she already has multiversal scaling lmao
>>149477575But she canonically got destroyed by MY HERO KUZUKI-sensei
wod
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>>149477575>Nasu tried to plagiarize all the WoD schizobabble only to fail and not give his characters the "I killed you because I am actually God" hax
>>149477472 (OP)>>149476250Shitty drawing of Saki destroying a planet and mountain unlike Kratos..
>>149477739You're in a Gojo situation
>I have EXTREMELY STRONG defenseCan she breathe in space? does she need food? if I blew up the planet what would happen?
>>149477759Kratosisters emergency discord meeting. NOW!
>>149477759why does he look like old man + cancer Deku?
>>149477734I thought for a second his surprised look was actually going to be a turnaround for Miles kek, what a weird death
>>149477759Well done, but is Saki a better Woman?
>>149477785they call Miles The Bomb because he keeps blowing up when dying
>>149477694MHA spinoff protagonist
Actual vigilante because he couldn't take the hero exam
Actual do-gooder who picks trash off the street among other things
Spiderman homage (the manga artist also drew a Doc Oc manga after he did that one), but also a speedster, he can project forcefields around his body to repel or attract himself to shit
Was able to contend with a speedster villain most pro-heroes couldn't handle using basically just raw experience and preserverance
>>149477734>>149477785>This fight ended literally like the meme "I thought you were stronger"
>>149477771All of those are irrelevant because it protects by bringing her to Avalon.
Avalon has the conditions for her to survive, and no she doesnโt need food when she has the scabbard since it grants immortality (in addition to her sword granting immortality).
>>149477739>crossovers countAfO now scales to Thanos. Name a good match-up for Thanos-tier Deku and All Might.
>>149477529>>149477811sounds like fresh meat for the breadwinner
>>149477750>>Nasu tried to plagiarize all the WoD>when Nasu himself stated to be influenced by MegaTenWoDfags trying to steal our accomplishments
>>149477827Which is why her most ideal opponent is someone who could follow her to Avalon
>>149477827Alright, let's say I can fly into space and just grab her and throw her into space. What does she do then? How's she getting back, does Avalon have oxygen?
Do you know about occums razor (I am fighting an indestructible object) but what is stopping me from just burying it underground and forgetting about it if it can't claw it's way back out? I could think of 100 of these scenarios.
It's like just grabbing Goku and pushing his head underwater and holding him there for 2 minutes.
>>149477811His Quirk is pretty strong too. Possibly the most OP Quirk outside of AfO/OfA. It's like Gojo's Limitless.
>>149477874>DBkek is a fatekekhuh?
>>149477784That just Kratos seething
>*loses every matchup in your path*
>>149477817>my opponent was not built for this>I never even went all out>Asta was at least fun to fight, this is just sad
>>149477840Probably, using his own feats he should be able to casually spam building level ranged attacks that rely on air, outspeed and outreact a guy who could move in what was basically stopped time, and do so unconsciously, and thanks to his power progression he can put all that into defense too (via forcefield)
There's probably some Peter version that'd be a somewhat fair fight, but Marvel has a lot of shit to pull from.
>>149477883She literally spends an eternity in Avalon just waiting for her boyfriend to make it there.
Also her dragon core comes from a literal space traveling dragon.
>>149477913As expected of a Gohan/Yamcha/Jon Kent victim
>>149477472 (OP)gimme new things to add or replace from here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI9ThkzE1rQ
This just started playing outside and now my verse is SHAKING.... help....
>>149477888Only with 3 years of throwing himself selflessly at his neighborhood's problems, he even unlocked a danger sense styled non-quirk ability basically just by conditioning himself, Deku could never
Miles has defeated cosmic beings how would Deku even scratch him?
>>149478019Marvel will make anyone cosmic at the drop of a hat
>Deku killed Miles by accident because he literally didnโt understand how weak he was
>>149478019If everyone is cosmic no one is cosmic
>>149478049Now he as the exaggerated swagger of an ACK! teenager
>G-Guys look! I beat a street tier
That's nice, can he beat anyone above that? No? Then go sit at the kids table while the actual CHADS discuss adult matters.
What's your favorite extremely one sided match up?
>>149478087Godzilla's victim is speaking
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Bring me NOT Deku because he's weak and ducks me.
>>149478087Deku can attack the soul, very few comic characters can even defend against it
>>149477985>Defeats K Rool off-screen>"Nice tunes though. I think I'll take it."
>miles niggers were screaming BBBBUTT THE VENOM BLAST! BBUT FIN FANG FOOM!! ONESHOTS BLACKHEART the entirety of the waiting period
>ended up getting relegated to a fucking black box with zero fanfare
>>149478111>Power relies on nullifying a power system the opponent doesnโt have, and thus is no stronger than a normal if fit human
>>149478109...but I can't hear whoever that is because I'm listening to the INCREDIBLE Hulk.
Asta
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>>149478136>On screen feats of physically stopping a meteor, without nullifying it, before destroying itThe strength aint magic boy, if it were, then Asta wouldn't have beat the guy who gave him anti-magic 1v1
>>149477800>>149477779Saki teach the Kratosisies in their discord emergency meeting to be better men unlike Kratos in the groundโฆ
>>149478080>the exaggerated swagger of an ACK! teenagerThat explains Miles' fanbase.
>>149478097Deku vs Miles because of the seething outside of /co/ just as
>>149478128 put it
>>149478136>thus is no stronger than a normal if fit humanHoly shit One For All is only normal fit human tier? And he beat Miles who they said even scales to Peter?FUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>149478136>and thus is no strongeranon here thinks powers are the same thing as strength
>>149478117CHADulk would tank it.
>>149478159...getting eaten alive by GOJIRA.
>>149478159...who is next up on the list to join the ozone club!
I missed the DB shitpost thread but I want Godzilla to win over Hulk
>>149477504Giants vs. Normal size fights always suck cause either the fight goes exactly as you'd expect and the big guy ends it by just stepping on the little guy, or the bug guy ends up looking like a huge pussy getting bullied by a fly, like attack on Titan or Shadow of the Collosus. There's no room for cool exchanges of blows or choreography.
>>149478213OUTERVERSAL
BIRDS?!?!?!?!?
>>149478212hulk if he loses again is going to be in critical ozone condition
>>149478136>Raw power isn't raw power because... He enhanced himself with antimagic and ki to produce more raw powerRetard alert
>>149478231Godzilla TANKED the BAXTER building, that means he's at least 1-A
>>149478213>character-less fraud
Realistically speak, how does Supershit beat Invincible?
>Mash>Saitama>AstaBut can they defeat Ochako in a 3v1?
>>149478213>no characters detectedStay.
>>149478328>Ducking STACYelle for CHADsta
>>149478213who the fuck i'm am supposed to sheer for when the xeelee are involved? they have no name, no personality and all the power in the universe to bind people to their will
only thing that can fuck them up is going full "death of the autor" mode and even thats not how these battle are supposed to go
>>149478306How does Invincible not get his bussy widened by jobbers like Kuwabara? He's just Immortal with MC privileges.
>>149478392>My physics textbook needs a narrative
Cassandra instead of barbara would have made gwen vs batgirl way better
>>149477472 (OP)godzilla looks so goofy here wtf
>>149477692No Gon was the most popular matchup but that's still kind of a blowout since Deku stat stomping. Miles was chosen because muh connections and themes
Why did Deku sound like Micky Mouse?
>>149478454cuz american dubs are trash
>>149477692Most people would probably have gone for a salty runback if black clover already ended
>>149478441Would Adult Gon have beaten Miles?
>>149478392>who the fuck i'm am supposed to sheer for when the xeelee are involved?Cheer for the you that believes in yourself
>>149478488Normal Gon could probably do it man
>>149478488Adult Gon unironically could tear miles in half if not for the speed difference since he can casually toss out small city level attacks
>>149478392Photino Birds: Xee who?
What the fuck is dark matter
>>149478587A Kirby Villain
>>149478587something we don't understand
yet
>>149477575>Not even planet level normally https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Artoria_Pendragon_(Saber)
>miles vs deku got a day 1 spanish dub
>most eps this year have dubs
Just how large is Death Battle's latin american audience?
>>149478637look at this thread and tell me if the posters here aren't from south america
>>149478637There was a guy with a Litten pfp who would make fan subs IIRC
>>149478544Why would gon ever use adult gon in a DB
>>149478637I mean, people wanted Goku to win. thats why they made 3 of those
500k views in 5 hours.
https://youtu.be/cE8Q2ndvOWU?si=n8JbBihKrP9Dp_SP
You know, you guys keep saying nobody wants these matches but they keep doing better than Gioker and Tomyote
>>149478707The anon asked specifically if Adult Gon could do it. They'd never use straight up adult Gon in an actual DB unless it's Gon transforming to use it as his trump card
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>>149477491>>149478754I still donโt get the TOBA/TOAA thing
>>149478748I meant it more like "would gon actually use it without Kite as motivation?"
>>149478774TOBA is the mirror reflection(Hulk) of TOOA's Image(Mankind)
>>149477529Spider-Man is for the TMNT.
>>149478774>>149478798TOBA is necesarry because if TOAA is all love he needed severity (Geburah on the Kabbalah tree) or โseverityโ. But Geburah has a dark side like Golachab, which is severity without judgement.
The point of the end is that yes, the Hulkโs strength and anger is necessary when used to punish l, since God needs wrath to punish evil. But losing compassion just becomes destruction, not strength.
>>149478782Oh in that case hell no. They'd have to completely misunderstand how that transformation works to use it in a DB
>>149477840Based lmfao although you can argue Miguel could've won, g1 had him winning.
>>149478824TMNT is for the Gargoyles
>>149477575Can she beat Luke?
>>149478870funny way to spell street sharks
>>149478874>>149478870Funny way to spell Battletoads
>>149477567Hulk and Goji are objectively more popular than Deku and Peter Darker.
remember to do your own thing co
>>149478870Needs more Mummies Alive
>>149477625>>149477657Cthulhu is for Shuma-Gorath.
>>149478903Selim is more Kaine than Ben.
>>149477575>Doomslayer bitch
>>149477692Seeing Peter Darker die alone was reprieve enough from this episode. At least now /co/ knows who the actual Spider-Man is and always will be.
>>149478908Cthulhu is actually pretty weak in the grand scheme of things.
He might be revered as a god by some, but he's not one.
Shuma-Gorath scales to Outer Gods
the fucking slander has been excellent. could Hulkzilla match this?
>>149478389>Exposed feet and toes 24/7What a fucking SLUT
>"I-I beat a street tier!"
>"Uh huh."
>"A-And it was Spider-Man sidekick!"
>"Hulk heard you the first time."
>"Y-Yeah that makes me pretty strong! I-I can take on anyone!"
>"Does broccoli haired boy have anything else better to do than to bother Hulk?"
>>149477877uhhhh Captain Britain is for Uncle Sam for Limeys vs Yanks kino.
>>149478937I wonder if this was a calculated decision by DB. Milesfags got REALLY angry over this episode and it kind of feels like all the Marvel circlejerking has kind of burned out so you won't see as many rowdy Hulknigs
>>149478921>Developers said his wall level feats are lore accurate Oh no no no
>>149478958Hulk has actually been cucked in official media. While Deku has not.
Bruhh
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AYO
What the fuck??
>>149477888We need more MHA matches.
>>149478943Adult Deku is a manlet btw
>>149477874Nasu can steal from Caine the rapist AND nakajima the satanic twinks. There is no need to get angry
>>149479018Kuroko teleports Uraraka into space
>>149477913loses to Kamala's real bf too.
>>149478958This what would canonically happen btw.
>>149477472 (OP)Who's a good match up for Hokage Naruto?
>>149478958>"Please just say I'm strong!">"Hulk is stronger."
>>149479018Who fucking cares about Raildex in 2025? Like seriously who asked for a Misaka match
>>149478958HULK WEAKEST THERE IS
>>149479006He's also been gaped
>>149479055EOS luffy in 5 years?
>>149479055Hard to say, he's weaker by then
>>149479073Railgun is having a new season soon, they made a teaser and everything
>>149477980He's only ever been just black Peter. There's no reason for him to be there. There's no reason for him to even exist. He just exists to leech off of the success and careers of several actual popular characters and IPs. It's why he has multiple anime ripoff abilities. He's just a lazy rehash of characters people actually like.
Can anybody remember anything that happened when deku fought miles? I can vaugly remember some slow punches being thrown.
>>149479055Luffy (Naruto stomps him but at least it will get views)
>>149479018Starting with this one
>>149479094Demi-fiend will avenge KINGtos
>>149479090that's cool, I somehow never heard of it
>>149479079>EOS luffy in 5 years?G5 Luffy is stronger already by EOS he would rape the Oosotsuki
>>149478183>only trannies like Peter DarkerNot surprising.
>>149479094Demifiend is for dante, doom slayer, kratos, and spawn
i miss when they'd tease a ton of matchups with a handful of characters.
if you owned death battle, how would you tease the next season? and what matchups would you tease?
>>149479055If you give Naruto full wank then he'd be a good fight for Toriko
>>149479011>*sniff* P-Please Simon-sama...Just give me your dick...PLEASE!>Cmon bitch, if you can't lift deadlift 100 pounds then GET OUT
>>149478087Not even Marvel fans like Peter Darker, Hulkbro.....
>>149479095>Saitama successive punch style move>The spiderverse fall shot>Miles slipping through buildings>Comic style paneling The fight was pretty floaty though
>>149478958>>149479063>MHA characters would brag about Deku winning against Miles since they scale to him>CHADvel characters just ignore themKek, based, canon.
>>149479055Depends entirely on if you think heโs weaker or not than when he was a teenager.
Either way heโs moon ~ planet level and FTL. But he seems to have worse stamina and lost some of his abilities.
>>149478415Cassie is for getting turned into Batsushi by X-23.
GET FRAUDCHECKED
GET FRAUDCHECKED
>>149479134Hulkbro is latinx like Miles
>>149479121>Jobs to bullets, jobs to bullets, penetrates Kratos empty head with a Freikugel, gets lobotomizedUh...Not a good record to say the least.
>>149478937>black character not even thinking about the collateral and just naively causing chaosAt least it's true to nigger culture
I skipped the analysis and verdict. What did the scale miles too?
>>149479147The moon was hollow and the only FTL feat is Madara's beam
>>149479180City level I think
>>149478936Just want to see it to be the first DB to have the screen break and the post analysis be disrupted.
>>149479125>>149479055Pre God arc Toriko (Bambina arc is the closest imo but Toriko is at a speed disadvantage until the God Arc given Cocoโs light speed poison spear is still treated as a big deal).
>>149479176Why are deathbattle fans so racist?
>>149479094>Classic Spawn Probably Demi. Demi just needs to survive the initial alpha strike of time stops and matter nukes, and he probably can.
>King Spawn and upSpawn curbstomps. Bigger spells, larger spell list, infinite mana pool, has his own realm, larger army full of hellspawn warriors and Violator pallete swaps. There's just nothing Demi has that Al doesn't have several times over.
>Post-universe creationDemi goes into the god sword like Kamala Harris went into the crystals.
>>149479180They scaled him to the Harlem destroying blast from the game and said he could maybe scale to Falcon stopping a city exploding bomb due to both of them using vibranium
Milesnigs are upset he wasn't scaled to Greek god killing weapons or stronger than Hercules
>>149479205Madara vs Aizen was such a good fucking opportunity to have that, it kinda only works if Aizen had won but still.
>>149479172>LatinxThat's the most racist word I've ever seen. It's not even cool, it feels like an old man trying to be hip with the new generation with lingo 60 years ago.
>>149479019Bro is made for BBW Mommies.
>>149479055Grandmaster Luke
>>149479234spic detected
latinx works like a charm
>tfw no good matchups
>Also the Tamer connected to this power level mon rustled the jimmies of shonen feminists and a subspecies of Taiora fag so badly he's now just a jobber with big number
>>149479211Because they're Mexican and Mexicans are racist
>>149479250I'm white as a ghost and it feels like the stupidest thing to say. Like how do you pronounce x in a gendered language?
>>149479250Technically you are using troons pronouns for spics.
>>149479242Do you even know what BBW means?
>>149479107Stain is for Onomatopoeia.
Caine
md5: 12e1ffda3b65bf05cc70f41b37fbec38
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>>149477575...besides Caine of course!
>>149479264Shouldn't Naruto vs Ryu Hayabusa actually be a close match up? They're both Ninjas who are around planet level.
>"H-Hey! S-Shitty ass Spider-Man! You know Deku beat Miles right?"
>"Yeah I heard."
>"T-That means I can beat you!"
>"Whatever helps you sleep at night kid."
>"S-Stop ignoring me!"
>Spider-Man just turns the page, still reading his newspaper
>"F-FUCK YOU! YOU SHITTY ASS VIGILANTE!"
>>149479292Yeah it's what Deku gets rewarded for killing Peter Darker.
>>149477472 (OP)did anyone actually crossdress from MIles losing?
>>149477670>MUH HERALD SCALING>IMMA CROSSDRESS>IMMA KILL MYSELFI'd love to see some of this fallout but I don't go on preddit or xitter
>>149479370Then post an actual BBW, like that dino MILF that likes him
>>149479323They have the same backstory or something
>>149479323The dude posting those tier lists is someone with no real actual independent thought. He just floods our threads with garbage. Hope he gets nuked again.
>>149479350So did captain America ever get back at that nip or is he 0-1?
>>149479377A predditer says xis costume is coming in a week.
>>149479367Spidey would thank Deku for getting rid of that embarrassment for him.
PUT THE DRESS ON YOU STREET LEVEL SISSY, THIS TIME I'M THE CHAD
>>149477575Wario effortlessly tanks this bitch and a single brap obliterates her.
>>149479397>So did captain America ever get back at that nip or is he 0-1?I was referencing the fact that DB fans are all racist because all their heroes (mainly capeshitters and anime characters) are.
>sees a dude wearing a turban>immediately thinks he's bad
>>149479367>Squidward pulls up>"So... I heard you wanted to fight me a couple threads ago?">"N-NO, I SAID I D-DIDN'T WANT THAT!!!">"Well, I'm here and I already got paid for the fight. Let's do this.">Squidward punches Bakufag in the face and three-pointer throws him into the dumpster two blocks away>Spidey is too enamored in the paper to even realize what just happened
Deku vs Immortal would've been a better match-up to be honest.
>>149479415>Government says you need a license to use your powers.>Their poster boy just atomized a black kid at 5 AM. The sound of the kid exploding echoed for miles.Classic tale of government overreach.
>>149479109>I somehow never heard of itthat's funny. it got 10 million views on twitter
>>149478975>rowdy HulknigsI doubt the Miles and Hulk fanbase overlap. A lot of the Milesfags are DragonBallfags. For example, the Redditor who made the post in pic related has a Vegeta pfp. If anything, the Milesfags probably celebrated when Broly beat Hulk. Hulkbros will probably accept defeat with grace since DB hates Hulk as much as they hate Batman.
>>149479448I'm certain a preschooler could beat immortal at this point
>>149479415>"....Just put the fries in the bag little guy."
>>149479048>Kamala's real bfMiles wishes this were him.
>Miles wants to fuck Kamala>Kamala wants to be fucked by Sam>Sam vows to respect the legacy of OG Nova and is a professional who is focused on the job
>>149477472 (OP)>Shrek 5 and Ice Age 6 are both coming out Christmas of next yearShrekucks......Manny's gonna stomp our green fatass and stick his trunk up Fiona's box..... :'(
>>149479462That's not a DBbro he's just a bejitabro
>>149479476If you call him a faggot he'll probably cry and bitch about young people and killhimself
>>149479476Most likely. Invincible is a scrub universe that deserves to be purged
>>149479458>it got 10 million views on twitterMan, I still can't believe they fucked over Index 3 and the most hyped moment just because a waifufag wanted more Mikoto
>>149479496>not a single original idea in this entire lineup
>>149479448Immortal is for jobbing to Skips.
>>149479462Idk you see Hulkfags making shitposts about Deku beating up street tiers, so there is some overlap. Not even a MHAfag I don't like Decuck
>>149479496>big year for movies>it's all trashi sleep
>>149479478For fighting Cyborg 009. Hopefully the X-Men can pull in at least 1 win.
Man, I just want luffy vs Plastic man.
>>149479496>Narnia >Everyone is black, Indian or muslim>Aslan will be dropped because he's a Jesus allegoryFuck
>>149479462The way they're telegraphing it it's very likely Hulk is winning
>>149479483Now that Peter Darker is dead, maybe Deku can fill Kamala's hole that Sam didn't care to fill himself.
>>149479535does Gear 5 even stand a chance against Plastic Man?
>>149479496Super Mario dodging a Sonic release
>>149479538Favorite character?
>>149479529>HulkfagsIt's just the Hulkbro who takes jabs at anything that isn't Marvel. He went to /dbs/ to mock them and would post that one Doomsday Clock scan as proof that Hulk can beat Supes. The powerscaling community outside of /dbg/ is pretty different especially when it comes to Redditors, Youtubers and Xitter. A lot of these people actually believed the Miles wank.
Miles vs Deku was shit, it felt like they were phoning it in and just trying to get it over with asap, the actual fight was floaty as balls too, there was no weight to it at all.
>>149479537Just be happy that Aslan bodies Arceus.
>>149479558Sonic 4 is coming out in 2027 though
>>149479535Nah Jake vs Plastic Man.
>>149479565Miles of course!
>>149479496Dr Doom gaping everyone in December when Avengers makes 1 RDJillion dollars
>>149479576100% chance Moro didn't give a fuck and Yates didn't give a fuck
>YEAH NYIGGUH I'M HIM WATERMELON CHIKIN NIGGA UNH YUHThat shit was wack, bro cooked a tire on that beat
>>149479535Maybe they could just do the Plas vs Reed vs Luffy 3 way fight
>>149479462Milesniggers are all retarded so you should've seen this coming honestly.
Genshinfags, how high does your jobber scale?
>>149479556Hard to say, Plastic man is really difficult to kill, and I'm not even sure Haki would do anything to him.
>>149479610They gotta bring Doom back. Either him or Thor vs He-Man since Masters of the Universe is finally getting a movie next year and Thor is likely going to be a pivotal factor in Doomsday.
>Solos everyone
>Doesn't elaborate further
>>149477472 (OP)Shiposting aside, Hulk wins this right? Godzilla has a limit on stored radiation, while Hulk can go on forever if mad enough. Hulk can also just drain the radiation out of Godzilla while I don't think Godzilla can do the same to Hulk. I'm a fan of both but I have not really been keeping up on the "lore" the only big advantage I saw for Godzilla is some vague Ultimate posting about him being some 6 6-dimensional being? But then didn't that guy also get defeated at the end of his movie/series?
>>149479639FUARK. That planet is the size of....An island!
I remember when someone on Twitter tried to pit Madara and Aizen vs every Heisei Era Rider.
Fucking hysterical.
>>149478389I mean the thing about Black Clover is that it's rival character is gay so like outside of Asta there really isn't any really important characters who are around her age to ship her with.
How strong are the spider people really, if you take out all of the unrelated cosmic god wank?
>>149479614>Yates didn't give a fuckNo, no, he absolutely gave enough of a fuck if the spanish rapping is anything to go by.
Pretty odd, honestly, it makes me wonder if the track was done before they came to a veredict cause I can hardly think of any other song either him or Therewolf have made that is THIS blatant in its representation for the loser
>>149479565Everyone in Naruto.
So hows the bingo sheet going?
>>149479648It's weird because they're using composite, so like maybe he doesn't have a limit on how much he can store since Legendary Godzilla apparently can just evolve with enough power so Meltdown probably would actually be some kind infinite feedback loop.
I dunno. It's going to be weird.
>>149479529>>149479573I just hate MHA.
Simple as that.
>>149479669Well Peter Darker is objectively the weakest of them since he got blitzed and one-shot by the weakest possible version of the actual Spider-Man when said weakest version had no web-shooters and basically just came back from the dead anyway.
>>149479639Asurabros...
>>149479648Pretty much, but to defeat ultima some Equation is needed and Hulk alone isn't that Smart, only Banner
>>149479669Consistent street level
>>149479648Yes, but Hulk also obviously won his last two matches and lost to bullshit both times
Zillafags are also retarded and make shitty arguments and Hulkfags willingly lower themselves down to their level because they are also retarded
>>149479648Nah Godzilla's got this if they go Ultima / Composite.
>>149479626>honestly giving a fuck about gacha>>149479671Yeah I noticed that too, really weird how the ENTIRE EPISODE fellates Miles
>>149479669Small office building level.
>>149479011>goggles on head>also wearing star shades
>>149479659Aizen is only for picrel if he returns.
>>149479669They're wall to low building busting level
Can dodge bullets after they're fired but do not have perfect track records and can struggle with dodging gunfire especially without Spider Sense
Webs, Spider Sense and "not holding back" let them hit above their usual power level but not to some massive extent
>>149479708Hulk doesn't scale above Doomsday that's basically his counter if not equal
Broly I can see losing since it's Nuly but he also has incalculable power because muh dimension shatter that's literally impossible to quantify because movie rule of cool
>>149479646Imagine if they do Bison vs Rugal next year just for Street Fighter to take another L right when the Street Fighter movie is coming out.
>>149479671why does it have spanish rapping?
>>149479684Does Hulk also get Composite?
I like Godzilla, so I'm not trying to downplay him, but really, I think his best feat is from Godzilla in Hell, no? I'm pretty sure Hulk's got some much higher scaling in comics? Shitposting aside the only big reason Gozilla win's in Crossovers is because the Toho said you are not allowed to kill him from what I understand. But realistically, I don't see how Gozilla with no corpo plotarmor is supposed to somehow match up with say Superman or Goku.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14189404
>>149479648Depends on the Godzilla. Some have unlimited energy and some can absorb radiation so it would come down to who can suck who off better.
>>149479669A shitter like Archer in FSN is above them is stats alone, so street level
>>149479626He pretty easily gets to continent level from scaling to Archons
>>149479746Hulk is stronger than Doomsday but they made up shit by equalizing his DNA to real life DNA shit when Hulk is a fictional character to force Hulk into a dumb loss
also Hulk just can't keep up with Broly's evolutions and will have a harder time fighting against him since Broly can fly and has his Kamehameha beams.
>>149479770this is gonna be the gayest fucking matchup of all time
>>149477575Loses to wobbly punches
Stop putting gachashit in here and expecting us to take it seriously
>>149479766>Shitposting aside the only big reason Gozilla win's in Crossovers is because the Toho said you are not allowed to kill himGodzilla lost against King Kong. Godzilla's never had any such mandate. If you put him in Marvel or DC and he just jobs out to whatever flying brick it just doesn't leave a good impact does it?
>>149479671Mega Mania felt like a Classic vs X song for the most part
>>149479751>ignores the Marvel charactersHulkBITCH...
>>149479774is that a visible port?
>>149479746No, the episode hard wanked Doomsday's regenerative capabilities while making up shit for Hulk. DB has ruled before that an opponent who stays dead for days or weeks is "good enough" for the kill and that's how long it takes Doomsday to recover. In some cases Doomsday also just couldn't revive on his own.
Nuly was just stupid. The same dumbass hyperwank that would let Broly get to giga ultra niggaversal could also be used for Hulk to just a way greater extent. And if you take a more reasonable interpretation of their franchises Hulk would still win
>>149479766Yeah but I don't think he'd get much out of it except maybe they give both Immortal Hulk regen and Titan Hulk strength
>>149479762Miles is half latinx or some bullshit like that
>>149479781Nah a lot of people wanted it. Imagine if they bring Iron Man back since all the og Avengers are getting re-runs on DB.
>>149479751>RANgod from Marvel, DC, WoD and Xeelee
>>149479818He's Cuban technically
>>149479712Aside from being a supposed 6-dimensional being, does Ultima ever show any specially universal ability? Or is he more the equivalent of some fat blob who is technically multiversal but only because he can exist in many universes at once but only has the power of standard Godzilla for each avatar. I've sadly never got the time to watch Ultima but are the claims actually true or is it just dumb kid wanking stuff on VS plebbit?
>>149479767Hulkfag.......
>>149479818you cannot be half latin. wtf. latin is not a race
>>149479819I was mostly talking about how everyone's calcing whether Godzilla or Hulk would suck each other off harder and all the faggot cuckposting surrounding hulk and the "HE KILLS ALL OF MARVEL" kaijuposting
this place is gonna be fucking unusable if it keeps up
>Imagine if they bring Iron Man back since all the og Avengers are getting re-runs on DB.another Tony sweep would be based but I don't want to sac my bugmen to give him a win
>>149479818He's a shitskin.
>>149479774Sorry Anon but I am standing inside the boat on Nazuchi beach and the damage doesn't line up, there's are chunks of the ship in the path if the attack went in a straight line.
>>149479781I mean it's true. The fight is just going to come down to who has the better sucking power. Im probably going to give it to Hulk because hes just done more and im sure theres a comic where he absorbs the radiation from an entire multiverse in an instant or some shit. Godzilla is to fucking big for Hulk to kill while Hulk is to powerful. I can honestly see this fight being disappointing animation wise.
>>149479848>another Tony sweep would be based but I don't want to sac my bugmen to give him a win>Tony sweeped 2 a-tiers in DC>He also gets to give Marvel its first W against Kamen RiderThis is why he's the best Avenger.
>>149479788Was that not true? I thought it was an agreement from the owners.
Also, that's fair, you want to have the guest character be cool.
Honestly, I'm just confused why this is a popular VS match in the first place. Don't these two have many other better better-suited characters they could go up against?
>>149479648>Without swankery or weird shitVersions of Godzilla that can't absorb radiation are just batteries for the Hulk. Versions that can, like Heisei, go Burning when they've had too much radiation while Hulk just gets ugly skin like in The End or turns into the Maestro. So the fight goes on with both of them buffing the other until Godzilla explodes.
Hulk has planet level feats going back to when he stopped the Lavemen from blowing up the Earth by punching their bomb, and most versions of Godzilla don't come close to planet level. You have to bring in swankery to get them over the line, and in that case Hulk breaks open a glass labeled THOR SCALING and becomes arbitrarily fast and strong enough to destroy several multiverses.
>With UltimaGodzilla is now the meat puppet of a vaguely defined omnipotent God, and that should beat Hulk, but if that's the case then shouldn't Hulk also get his TOBA meat puppet version? I dislike bringing Ultima into the fight because it reduces both characters into puppets and turns the fight into TOBA vs Vague Math God. I want to see two nuke monsters fight, not two of the most bland and boring deities fiction has produced.
>With Comic CrossoversThe writer of Godzilla vs DC backpedaled like crazy and declared that Godzilla's breathe could hurt Superman because it was close enough to kryptonite, so there's no help there for Godzilla. That being said, Death Battle has a very spotty relationship with using creator statements to debuff characters (Kratos vs Asura).
The Hand Godzilla Cates wrote that Thor needed all the storms in the multiverse to contain should beat Hulk, so there's that if you don't mind Godzilla winning by being reduced to a fanfic abomination
>>149479877That's what Sonic is doing, yes.
>HULKHULKHULKHULK
I'm sorry that the MHAverse is so weak, that they get pit wins. Not my fault that your characters can only fight street tiers. Maybe someday Class 1-A will get to country level.
>>149479671>>149479762I speak Spanish and the Spanish spoken in the rap song and in the fight, whenever Miles spoke Spanish just sounded like a white guy who never spoke Spanish before trying to speak it for the first time.
It's hard to explain it in a way you English speakers can understand, but imagine if a show had an English speaker and they spoke English like a pesky indian. It sounds awful, no one wants to hear indians talk, not even other minorities. Everyone would rather hear the people who invented that language talking instead. So believe me, the song and the phrases don't even sound good in Spanish. This episode was cancer. Brandon should be banned from talking in Spanish.
>>149478958I remember when this happened and then GODzilla no diffed Hulk
>>149479827The point of the show is that they need to stop Godzilla's essence from leaking into the universe because he'll delete all of time from reality or whatever if he succeeds. So there is that. There is also the fact it's the same as true form Darkseid who's a higher dimensional entity that you can't interact with outside of it's avatars.
The novel potentially brings more to the table but it hasn't been fully translated due to how dense the subject matter is.
All this to say I'd be very surprised if Hulk through some weird comic scaling hasn't fought or be compared to some vaguely similar entity. Hulk broke chains made out of the first Marvel multiverse or something recently, that's probably good enough.
>>149479880I just wish he wasn't a corpocuck that wants people to register with the gubmint in order to save lives, the thing they were already doing
https://youtu.be/BJMNiE19JkQ?si=UTNHFYh5i8hxSkwA
>the best that Supershit can get in 2025 is a pity win against his shitty ripoff
LMFAOOOO
>>149479264How does peak Naruto not easily beat Aang?
>>149479912Civil War ruined a whole lot of characters. Spider-Man especially. Marvel and DC in the 2000s in general sucked ass. The best era for the Big 2 were anything from the 90s and before then.
>>149479669Spider-Man nearly broke his own arm stopping Quicksilver from knocking him out, if Pietro was any faster in that moment, Peter would've actually broken his arm, or worse, torn it off.
If Superman got jumped by every character that was just "Superman but evil" would he win?
>>149479818That shitskin Miles is not a latino and he will never be a real latino. He is just an american blackie.
>>149477985Iโve always been fascinated at how big the world of Mario is, like you got all the alien lumas and shit flying in space turning into fucking galaxies, then you have normal society that Mario is supposedly from? Then thereโs even more of their world when you get to where Peach lives
>>149479949Superman TRANSCENDS concepts and the NARRATIVE ITSELF to win, so of course he would.
>>149479949Ones that aren't just Superman himself like from Injustice? He'd win easily.
>>149479922>Peak Nardo is his 12 year oldBut you're right, Aang's elemental powers are nothing with Naruto's stats are way, way, above any Avatar character and the moment he starts using the fox is over for Aang
>>149479939Agreed. Civil War is trash
>>149479949Superman has literally defied meta-reality before so he'd just win because it's the right thing to do
>>149479946One of Spider-Man's villains is a dude who's literally made of light btw.
>>149479901Truth Nuke. Hulk would gape 100% Prime All Might btw.
>>149477472 (OP)>black character>HAVE to make it raplol...lmao
>>149479887>buffing the other until Godzilla explodesIt will also have Shin Godzilla hyper evolution so his body will likely just adapt to the radiation endlessly. If anything Godzilla will probably start multiplying itself and spreading the radiation that way. So Hulk would have to fight an army of hyper evolving composite Godzilla's that just endlessly multiply and absorb Hulks radiation. I dont really have faith in this fight. Realistically it wpuld probably end in a draw.
>>149479887God you guys were not kidding when you said this fight was going to be a shitshow. Lets just hope the animation and music is good.
>>149479983Hulk would grab Peak Deku in one hand and Peak All-Bitch in the other and throw them both into space
>Hulkfags are STILL seething at Doomsday and Broly
lol
>>149479985niggers are all the same and are interchangeable with one another that's why they keep doing it
Blade is probably getting a rap song when they do Blade vs Buffy
>>149479904pequeรฑo ratoncito, escรบchame. no me vuelvas a llamar ingleparlante o te rompo el orto
llamame como quieras pero esa es una excepciรณn
Stop hiding beyond that DUMB FUCKING LIZARD and face me!!!!
>>149479990>animation and music goodDoes he know?
>>149479983All Might is for Korosensei.
>>149479989>So Hulk would have to fight an army of hyper evolving composite Godzilla's that just endlessly multiply and absorb Hulks radiation.God that sounds retarded, hopefully, DB has enough brain to not do that.
>>149480003It's really hard to continue arguing Hulk beats Gayshitter when Hulkbros are like this
>>149479887I hate replying to tripfags but you're 100% right
>Godzilla is now the meat puppet of a vaguely defined omnipotent God, and that should beat Hulk, but if that's the case then shouldn't Hulk also get his TOBA meat puppet version? I dislike bringing Ultima into the fight because it reduces both characters into puppets and turns the fight into TOBA vs Vague Math God. I want to see two nuke monsters fight, not two of the most bland and boring deities fiction has produced.This would be mega gay and I hope both forms are just not mentioned
>>149480009Blade deserves better than to be lumped in as "just another black"
>>149479990>Lets just hope the animation and music is good.
>>1494799392000s comic book wise at least, 2000s animation wise DC was killing it with JL/JLU
>>149479990>animationDevilArtemis is doing a lot of it so you can already expect a shit-ton of jank in the actual fight
>musicProbably the one part about the episode I'm confidently excited about, it'd be cool if they sprinkle in a few motifs from Danny Elfman's Hulk theme
>>149479949His only challenge is Void Sentry. If it was anything but Rebirth he'd probably lose but Rebirth is broken
>>149480023>spic talkJoin the espada
>>149480056I'm not a Hulkbro, I like Tony and Peter way more than Banner. Hulk has literally gone above and beyond the best feats of both of them, and I don't know how you'd think otherwise
Fodder_Fuck, IDGF-SMD
I know you post here.
Bring me...Immortal and shota Oliver
>>149480007>CHADsday broke Hulksissies so badly, that they have to pick on MHAfagsKEKAROOOOOOOOOOO!
>>149479886Godzilla's always had a reputation as a near unstoppable behemoth. Going down so easily would just make him the same as any other big dinosaur.
>>149480067Yeah Marvel had some good animated stuff back then too
Spectacular Spider-Man, EMH, X-Men Evolution, even the Fantastic 4 World's Heroes was pretty fun.
>>149479949He'd win easily, Void would realistically be the only one who could bother him and even then Clark has done far more bullshit than what beating Bob would amount to
>>149480082No shit Hulk beats both
He's also not and will not ever fight either of them on this show and focusing on them instead of Gayshitter makes it look like a Hulkbro HBOCing
>>149479949Yes. The Plutonian is probably the only actual challenge.
>>149480081the espada are spaniards
>>149480059>This would be mega gay and I hope both forms are just not mentionedWhen are we getting the full mention of what both characters will get?
Hulk gets gaped. Godzillaโs hide is too strong. Big ass laser vaporizes Hulk.
Strength - Godzilla
Speed - Hulk
Durability - Godzilla
Arsenal - Godzilla
Inteligence - Even
Winner -Godzilla
>>149480082It's hard to argue Hulk beating anybody when he's a pushover bitch who's eternally in CHADor's shadow lol
Why do some of you dislike DevilArtemis? Are his animations not good or what? Explain in detail.
>>149480102This webm is very mean spirited and disrespectful, please delete it.
>>149480140he is the devil
>>149480116Anon made a post and I responded to it. I don't care if you don't like it.
>>149480124Couple weeks probably, they'll have a blog post about it before the video previews go up
>>149480081>EspadaAkatsuki victims
>>149480140Omnidock and especially Krasura were shit
>>149480151Espada are Genjutsu victims
>>149480119That's what I said.
>>149480150G1 isn't doing a blog this time because of muh toxicity
>>149480102Where's Hulk's respectful death?
>>149480102DOESN'T COUNT DELETE THIS HULK WON
>>149480171A monster doesnโt deserve a respectful death.
>>149480102Will Hulk get a respectful death when he gets sent to the Ozone Club?
>>149480140He made bad animations for DB and honestly considering Kratosura I don't blame him
>>149480168Oh, right, a bunch of wimpy sissies are trying to embargo talk about this matchup for reasons that have nothing to do with how fucked the statements, scalings and feats will be
>>149480140https://www.youtube.com/@Surkee
This guy should be doing Death Battle's 3D matches for them. His stuff is way more consistent than DA's.
Hulk can grow in size if he absorbs enough radiation right?
Might has well go full jackass and have a full on kaijuvs Kaiju battle.
>>149479781>>149479819>>149479848The fight has the potential to be really cool or really shit.
>Potential Cool>MOTHERFUCKING SUPER GODZILLA>Banner speaking at a Japanese conference about a new theory from a guy named Serizawa about producing large amounts of energy from water. Then the ground starts shaking.>Portions of the fight are presented as tv broadcasts and survivor footage>WARNING WARNING NUCLEAR MISSILES HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED complete with a count down to impact>Soft piano music reminiscent of The Lonely Man plays as Godzilla and Hulk fight as silhouettes inside the nuclear fireball>Hulk/Godzilla dust themselves off from the ash and find themselves alone in a wasteland. Godzilla stumbles back to the sea, Hulk goes HULK ALONE NOW...>Potential Shit>TOBA or Ultima come into play>Thor, Viking God of Increasing Speed, comes in to amp up his fellow Avenger.>It's not Savage Hulk, completely undercutting the pathos of the fight.>Dubious Zone Fighter scaling>They composite everything and Godzilla Battle Line but they still snub SRW. If they're going to be dumb, they should be dumb all the way and give Godzilla Kaiser Ephes scaling.
>>149480151Reiatsu Crush. gg
Soul Sucking. gg
Respira. gg
Garganta/BFR. gg
>>149480102Thor vs Doomsday
Who would win?
>GER can counter anything
Lost
>Wile E Coyote must always lose, Creator said so
Lost
>Godzilla will always win because Toho rules
.....
>>149480168Are you serious? That's fucking Gay.
>>149480208Post GER countering Made in Heaven.
>>149480151Not true the Espada have way better hax with Baraggan's Respira, are way stronger with Ulquiorra's Lanza Del Relampago, and have actual high tier regen. They clap desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5oF7To05oA
>>149480102NOOOOOO STOP POSTING THIS PLEASE!
Hulk would job to GER btw.
>>149480208Wile won you dumbass
>>149480168Because speedy is a gay pedofaggot who is too terrified of conflict to allow them to make one. Yeah that's right, the entire DB discord is under the command of beaner pedo.
SUPER DUPER DIAPER
BIG MESSY SHARTS
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>149480219I-i-i cannot...
>>149480196>>149480200The fight could go 1,000,001 ways and almost none of them are gonna be good
>>149480140He is not very good at doing fight animations that feature melee combat. He doesn't seem to be improving, and would greatly benefit from either a choreographer to assist him or a martial arts movie marathon to get a more intuitive grasp of the flow of hand to hand fights. Unfortunately, Death Battle tends to give him a lot of melee-heavy fights which does not showcase his strengths, which is mostly hype moments in ranged combat.
>>149480184Kratosbrainrot got to me. When you said monster I thought you were talking about Asura
I didn't see the stream, did Deku get mollywopped?
>>149480205CHADor wins easily.
>>149480235Hulkfags aren't smart, just like their hero.
>>149479887>but if that's the case then shouldn't Hulk also get his TOBA meat puppet version?No because that one didn't have TOBA's full power.
>>149480208GER losing to an Almighty attack even though it's literally the game's version of Normal-Type is absofuckinglutely absurd. It's less reaching than MUH COOK BOOK but it's still ridiculously shit and I don't think even Persona/SMT fans agree with that
>>149480235He mistyped but he's right everyone was rooting for Tom and he got bodied. Everyone also thought Bardock would win and he lost to Nolan.
>>149480254Deku lynched Miles for being an unregistered hero
>>149480009>all blacks are defined by 1 subgenreThat's one of the most retarded statements I've seen from this board. Outside of the Hulk dickriding.
>>149480219Happened in Jorge Joestar
>But that wasn't canon!!Neither was eyes of heaven
>B-but! But!Araki approved, just like that vidya
>>149480254No, he won. Miles died to an explosion again.
>>149480196Idk, post a piece of media showing Hulk do that. Don't doubt you. I think the mangaverse Hulk is already a Kaiju. So he could probably start at this height.
>>149480280Based Deku getting rid of the worst Marvel character.
At this point, ComicVine threads are more objective than DB results.
>>149480140His animations can vary but his most recent ones are generally considered shit. I personally thought the animation for Omnidock was 'okay'. Kratosura was shit but everything about that episode was shit. I wouldn't be surprised if he secretly sandbagged that ep in particular though.
>>149480254Deku gave Miles 100 lashings with his BLACK WHIPS and then lynched him.
>>149480250Who did Sauron vs Lich king? That fight was pretty good from what I remembered. Maybe they should get him to do physical type fights.
>>149480291ugliest thing i've ever seen
>>149480291>The MangaverseThis is just sad
>>149480278That doesn't mean anything. Everyone thought Asura would win and he lost, Everyone thought Doom slayer would win and he won
>>149480296Why is he so hairy?
>>149479648>>149479887>>149479989You guys forgot about another Godzilla, Godzilla Earth from the Netflix trilogy. Godzilla Earth is literally the king when it comes to energy. Before he conquered the planet, he build up energy to destroy Gorath. Gorath is a celestial body (planet or moon, wasn't fully explain in the novel) that had the same mass as the moon. Earth build up energy to destroy Gorath with a single blast of his atomic breath. Then 20,000 years later, humanity came back to reclaim the planet.
They came up with a plain to overload Earth with so much power that he would exploded. That plan failed because Earth have humanlike intelligence and knew of the human plans. To counteract the overloaded energy, he converted them to heat. If this is a composite Godzilla, he would be able to absorb Hulk energy and not blow up if they give the composite version this ability.
>>149480151>Greatest non prep time attack Akatsuki has is Deidara's C0>Something Ulquiorra can both outscale and spam
>>149480328Hulksissies...
>>149480314He saved so many Spider-Man fans so much embarrassment.
>>149480313If you genuinely believe that statement, yes. You might need to stop being a netizen for a week.
>>149480328AcidGODS can't be stopped
>>149480336Because it's an edit from Baki of Yujiro raping a burly man because the author said Yujiro has so much testosterone that he sees everything but himself as a woman.
I am not kidding.
>Godzilla Ultima is used
>Hulk can't win
>So he reverts to Banner because "BANNER SMARTEST THERE IS"
Would it work from a storytelling stand point?
>>149480278>Everyone also thought Bardock would win and he lost to Nolan.They were wrong to begin with because Bardock has nothing going for him
Tom getting bodied was horseshit though
>>149480254You'd THINK so given how every single second of the entire show that didn't talk about Deku's feats was BLATANTLY sucking off Miles even going to far as to say Stan Lee was SPECIFICALLY talking about Miles in his quote
>>149480291I think it happened during the WWH era. I swear I remember him and Red She-Hulk fighting and becoming KAiju size due to some radiation shenanigans in Las Vegas or something.
>>149480322>>149480325Doesnt really matter. Just confirms a version of the Hulk is Kaiju sized so Composite Hulk can start that tall. Still way smaller than max height Godzilla but its still pretty fucking big. Im sure theres even taller versions. Just gotta find the right piece of media.
>>149480300>seething capeshitterLMFAO
>>149480328HULKBROS DON'T LOOK
>>149480317https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Sauron_VS_Lich_King
>Animated by>David Herbert>Luis Cruz>Jose Rodriguez>Plake Snissken
>>149480328There isn't a single character in fiction with acid resistance.
>>149479981I wasn't talking about Peter's reactions, Peter could react to Pietro (back then), but there wasn't much he could do because Pietro was that much faster than him, Pietro was actually beating him and losing that fight would've meant Peter losing his identity, sticking his arm out at just the right time to clothesline Pietro was all he could think of to stop Pietro from suffocating him and doing that nearly broke his own arm. He barely won that fight.
>>149480356Hulkfags would hate that. They would see it as a pity win because it wasn't by the Hulk strength that won the fight.
>>149480328Hulksissies... MHA is bullying us...
>>149480291>mangaverse is a thing>that's thing is the hulk
>>149480356>TOBA World Devourer Hulk vs Ultima>TOBA begins losing>Banner inside TOBA begins working with all of the Hulks to bring about the math equation to delete Ultima from reality in a wholesomerino ending of Banner learning to work with his dark side instead of rejecting itNormal fags would eat it up
>Deku is officially 0-2
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK WHAT A BITCH!!!
>>149480336All Marvel niggas are hairy. Americans are too lazy to shave.
>>149480368WoWfag here, I love loch king but Sauron sweeps.
Both my HEROES btw.
>>149480288>use a non-canon game to downplay GER>use a random ass statement from a side game to boost JokerI don't even know why they bothered
Mil
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>LETS SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH CRACKAH!!
>Miles punches Deku through the Liberty Statue. Dekuโs eyes begin to fade
>Youโฆwould makeโฆan amazing #1 heroโฆS-Spidermanโฆ
>Dekuโs OFA vestiges begin to leave his corpse and go inside Miles
>Heh, Ima do my own thing
>KO
>>149480402A literal Slowbro...
>Static
L from comics
>Deku
L from Manga
At least he stands a better chance against Delsin Rowe and James Heller right!? V- Vidya fags kneel...
>Nerd BTFO a multiversal god.
You know what? Fuck it, I like your idea.
Is Miles the weakest fighter this whole season?
>>149479886>lost to King Kong in 1962>lost to Charles Barkley twice>lost to Hero Zero of Darkhorse comics>lost to Thor in 2025's Godzilla vs Thor>lost to Rogue on a cover variant when everyone else either ran from him, or got obliterated, or just basedpogged at him>lost to the Megazord >THERE'S TOTALLY A MANDATE THAT GODZILLA MUST WIN CROSSOVERS
>>149480381https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Acid_Immunity
>>149480418L from books when?
>>149480403capeshit is notorious for making its superheroes look like gay cosplayers
>>149480200Ultima might. TOBA probably not since its basically TOBA wearing a Hulk skin suit and not actually Hulk
>>149480430Would be funny just to see the Godzilla and banner version of that meme
>Where do you work out?>The library.
>>149480337I mean thats still pretty small compared to composite Hulkโs radiation reserves. Shin Godzilla would allow Godzilla's body to adapt to the overwhelming radiation and stop him from exploding. Again he can split himself into a bunch of clones and split radiation up thst way. Imagine 1000 Godzilla earth's stealing Hulks energy and making more Godzilla's endlessly. Neither dying due to Hulks unlimited Radation and Godzilla's ability to hyper adapt and absorb Radation. Im sure theres version of the Hulk that can also multiply itself. So Hulk and Godzilla would endlessly steal radiation from each other to fuel an endless army of Hulk's and Godzillas that fight forever and infinitely grow in size.
>>149480418If they equalize powers delsin can literally turn off spins powers with concrete and then instantly vaporize him if this is evil Delsin
>>149479055I unironically think Invincible is a good match up for Teen Naruto
>>149480441>When Usop says you can watch this time
>>149480129>Inteligence - EvenDepends on if Banner is assisting or not
>>149480345Post the genres blacks invented.
>>149480402>seething jiggerbooLMFAO
>>149480414>>149480418>the niglets think Marvel fans are on their sideKEEEEEEEEEEKKK
Real old timers in death battle debates know Hulk vs Godzilla is a fight neither win, because they keep fueling each other's radiation absorbtion.
>>149480439>Doomsday is immune to acidSTOP ONE UPPING HULK
>>149480430That's way too creative a win for Death Battle to come up. It would actually be cool, but only at the cost of turning Godzilla into a stupid math god avatar.
>>149480418>James HellerVibranium and venom would need to carry him because Heller just eats him if he gets his hands on him once
>>149480440Every book, he's a shitty failure of a character.
>"Puny Class 1-A! You think you can beat Hulk? NO ONE CAN BEAT HULK! Hulk is stronger tha-wait...what did you say pink skinned girl with horns can do? She can shoot ACID?!?!?!"
>"AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE HULK GOTTA GET OUT HERE! HULK GONNA JOB AGAIN BEFORE HULK EVEN FIGHTS BIG LIZARD!"
>>149480439Would Godzilla count?
>1971 vs Hedorah, barely reacts to when Hedorah's acidic sludge melts the flesh and muscle off his hand>1989, vs Biollante, she spews acidic sap all over him and he just staggers a little bit
>>149480473Aww they look like Christmas.
>>149480439>Kryptonians>ViltrumitesHave people really been making Mark memes this WHOLE TIME even though Mina LITERALLY can't win?
>>149480437That's gonna be Yugi and Ash tho
>>149480454Unironically too strong and fast for any Naruto character in part 1
>>149480484One of the best scenes is this movie is when Hulk hits himself in the balls with a tank's turret and looks like he's in pain for two seconds.
>>149480439>viltrumites Then why can nobody post a single acid resistance feat from the entirety of Invincible ever since this gag started
>>149480437No, in the whole series. He lost to the most pitiful version of the real Spider-Man when said version wasn't even trying and he has to rip off the abilities of other people like Daredevil's Sonar Sense and anime abilities from naruto just to lose again, as expected.
>>149479695
>>149480448Why should evil Delsin be used though?
>>149480489wasn't his hand melted from the stronger acid inside Hedorah
he did resist Hedorah's flying form which can melt fuckers to skeletons in seconds though
>>149480489REGEN. most "acid resistances" come from regen. suffice to say, those are really not resistances to acid
>>149480473Sucks she cucked him for the vastly superior Thor
But ig SHARTulk is made to lose to him anyway.
>>149480496Of course Kryptonians are immune, haven't seen any viltrumite proof yet
>>149480439>Bruce Banner/HulkYupyupYUP.
>>149480439>ViltrumitesBullshit. I have yet to see a single acid resistance feat.
>Peter
1-0
>2099
0-1
>Miles
0-2
Peterbros, we're amazing
>>149480496That whole page is unsourced, at least I aint seeing one for the Viltrumites
>>149480496Yeah I'm sure the uncited wiki page anyone can add shit to will save Mark
>>149480535>dump a human into an acid fridge and leave them there to rotThat's some evil shit right there
>>149480541>>149480496>>149480486>>149480510I mean mark tanked Amberโs stanky pussy that counts
>Invincibros lie like Kratosbros
KWABARIOOOO MARK IS TRULY A KINGTOS SCHOLAR
>>149480526>can bypass acid resistance with his stronger stuffTHAT'S MY KING, MINA BETTER WATCH OUT
>>149480535Would be funny if his hand was melted off but he kept the same expression and dialog. Would be like oh Superman those human bones are yours.
>>149480519Isn't evil Delsin canon? If not then I guess they'd do it like cole and explain he difference in the post analysis.
I get fucked up by acid like how most of fiction does, but I can regen from it if I have enough time away from it...
Therefore I am immune...
>>149480519We're not getting another Prototype or Infamous fight unless they decide to suddenly do that one for Flash Thompson.
>>149480535that container? scales to superman
>>149480544Does Ben beat tanned Kyo?
>>149480565Isn't that how Wolverine, X-21 and Daken where? When Deadpool 'killed the marvel universe' he had dunked one of them in acid, didn't he?
>you can add anything to that page
KRATOSBROS! EDIT THE PAGE NOW WHILE WE STILL HAVE THE CHANCE!
>>149477472 (OP)Goku is the one of the best inspirational heroes in fiction.
Goku represents the best of mankind in one character.
A man that is not perfect in any way nor destined to anything special, but has a desire to improve himself while doing what he loves.
Goku was born as nothing more than a low class baby with no one expecting him to grow to be a decent warrior or be able to do much at all.
Yet he did not care about such expectations nor what anyone could say about him, and focused on his love for martial arts alongside his grandpa.
Unlike Vegeta, he is beyond being prideful and knows that he is below others, humbly yet excitingly accepting to learn from masters and friends to become better. To the point most of his techniques are borrowed from his friends.
He loves his family and friends a lot to the point he sacrificed himself twice over for their safety, while he does not have a hero complex that makes him think he is forced to police the entire world, is seen to care for life itself and see those that abuse their powers over innocents as lowlifes he must confront not to satisfy some heroic complex, but to guarantee his family and friends's safety.
He is the ultimate hero of self improvement, humility and how being imperfect is a blessing that allows you to be better by your own effort. About focusing on your dreams and aspirations and not caring about what others expect of you nor being stuck forever thinking on what you lack.
You weren't born into royalty, riches or being born with powers?
Who cares. You are you, and you can be much, much greater than you think you can be and others think you will be.
And by working on yourself and in your goals, you are helping others become the best versions of themselves as well.
>>149480535That container is only Shrinking Rae level btw.
KINGtos is naturally immune to acid.
>>149480535Just a bit awkward. Like someone was shouting over the music, and then the music cut, and they were like 'AND IT ALL HEALED UP WITH PREPERATION H'.
>>149480563>Isn't Evil Delsin canon?Nope. Since good Cole is the canon storyline of infamous 1 and 2, there's not much reason to say Delsins evil ending is canon.
>>149480587>"Goku is the on-ACK-"
>>149480467doesn't matter when you can just discard your very self and give to bloodshed like with Ultima and TOBA
>>149480583Why is the Hulk beating up a bunch of Curly from the Three Stooges?
>>149480535Doesn't that imply that if the acid was strong enough to melt the container, it would had melted Superman...You know what character melts through acids???
>>149480291Found it. He got to fing fang's size at first.
>>149480583stop this war between brothers, baldies shouldn't kill each other...
Symbi
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>>149480566What would happen if Ben10 turned into a symbiote? Would be be the black goo or would he look like the Venom suit but green or something?
>>149480224Surprised DB hasn't done Akatsuki VS Warlords VS Espada yet. Though I think Devil Fruit hax would give it to the warlords.
>>149480583that artstyle only works for dinonsaurs
it's weird
>>149480615Then He and Red She get even bigger. So yeah you could 100% bullshit in a full kaiju fight for extra fun points.
DAMN!!! DeKING gets to spread the next generation of HEROES with THIS BITCH??????
>>149480613>You know what character melts through acids???no i lack this extremely niche knowledge
S-SUPERBROS...SCIENCE SAYS KRYPTO IS STRONGER THAN US?
>>149480454This image? Canon across all multiverses
>>149480587>Goku's Tru next opponentConvince me without saying anything DB themselves said
>>149480590Reanimen number 7685493...
>>149480660>0-4Brilliant stuff
>>149480660moon goku have literally nothing to do with each other
>>149480650ew
>>149480652>100,000 units stronger>metal block is barely any more melted yeah and I'm sure Cyborg and Adam West Batman can produce 1,000,000 decibles
>>149480664FUCK YOU MUSCLE MAN!
>>149480599Damn he loses out on his most instant kill options then. Concrete and his divebomb are probably his best kill options then since he can force concrete to grow from with the body if he traps him
>>149480638Probably because it would be an insanely expensive episode to make and extremely difficult to do well
>>149480510Because nobody wants to go through every issue of Invincible to find an Acid resistance feat that might not even exist because Kirkman wasn't interested in some fantasy fight between Mark and a girl he massively outspeed and overpowers.
>>149480652Krypto is for Okami
>>149480652>His powers are FAAAAR FAR superior to mine>I can no longer be his master!Holy fucking KEK
>>149480642Space Punisher Hulk is a sexual tyrannosaurus
>>149480638They should do this.
>>149480484I was there when Hulk said this and ran like that.
>>149480510Just because we've NEVER seen it...
>>149480652>Clearly Superboy, before his prime age as Superman
>>149480691https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W-7b8AWzhk
>>149480701And yet he still loses because he has no acid resistance.
>>149480686Cry about it miLescuck.
>>149480660Goku's next opponent is Sonic and Moon is getting stomped by Madoka.
>>149480675>90s theming >Shonen vs Shojo>Icons of their respective genres>Playground arguments It's a legacy matchup far more than beerus vs galaxia
>>149480717I can't imagine Chad losing this
>>149480660Nah, he needs to fight Superman again or im not watching. I have a good feeling about the next one.
>>149480652>Superman clearly has a visible boner from being made demonstrably inferiorCANON
I'll ask here cause this thread is autosaging anyway and is a bit meta too. WTF is happening? Half of the catalog are new threads with single digit replies. And recycled ones. Are we being raided or is some turbo-autist creating dozens of the same thread over and over?
>>149480633they would be like upgrade, no? minus upgrade's bipedal form of course
>>149480691>Muscle CHADFor Brody Foxx
>>149480736There is not a single milesfag or dekufag in this thread, go to xitter or preddit if you want to actually troll people
>>149480743You joke but he might actually win if Kubo decides to have him punch literally anyone onto the ground in the anime since Sternritters outscale everything that isn't Six Paths or Jinchuriki amped
>>149480754Welcome to Hulkzilla
>>149480633He'd be goop but Ultimate Symbiote would be like Knull or some shit
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>>149480754are the threads sexual in nature?
>>149480446I'm given an example of a Godzilla that can handle excess radiation. Godzilla Earth isn't use a lot when it comes to power dues to being overshadow by Ultima. Earth have a Plamsa Cutter, a move that involved him swiping his tail and releasing an energy blade that can destroy fields. Super Oscillatory Wave, a roar that works as a weaker version of his atomic breath and it's powerful to destroy mountains. Finally, his Asymmetrically Permeable Shield, a shield created by his Dorsal Plates that make him completely immune to all form of attacks. I'm just saying, people keep forgetting that Godzilla is more than just Ultima.
https://wikizilla.org/wiki/Godzilla_Earth
>>149480638More like Handcock prays she can carry with hax while the rest of the fodderlords get speedblitzed
>>149480660I'll see a thousand Goku vs Superman DBs before I let Goku fight someone else.
>>149480754probably kaijutard or ohnoschizo
>>149480773I think Kubo might actually hate Mexicans lol because Harribel never won either and she's like the darkest skinned Espada outside of Baraggan.
>>149480755Idk. It would be like a peak Symbiote so maybe it could hold a form? Would be kinda cool for team ups. Like Ben could transform into the symbiote and bond with Gwen, Ken, Max, or anyone rewlly and make them peak Venom power ontop of their inate kills. Could see some cool implementation with Gwen and Ken specifically. Max would be able to probably use the symbiote the best though. Hed probably just turn into Spider-Ben. XD
>>149480781You're damn right they are DADDY!!!!! >:)
>>149480824KEKSLOV KEKS??????
>>149480799By fucking who? Nobody on either side is Lightspeed.
>>149480824My HERO would never degrade himself to this level.
>>149480757Unless you give Muscle Man the Power or some shit I think Brody has too much equipment to just totally outrange and BFR him.
>>149480693Delsins gets every power, no matter the story. So unlike Cole, he CAN use the evil powers, but storyline makes him only a pacifist tho he can without narrative debuff. Cole meanwhile can only use evil/beast powers if he follows the evil route.
>>149480781No, they're all sorts of shit. Some are sexual, some autistic, some are even normal "low effort" ones about a random comic or character that I would guess are normal if I didn't see them before already. Of course, there might also be a few legit ones lost in that blizzard of spam.
>>149480809Harribel is also one of the hottest bitches in Bleach.
>>149480836>BFRBig Fuckin' RAEP?
>>149480832Espada are lightspeed. Ulquiorra is anyway, dunno about the rest. Regardless Ulquiorra solos the Akatsuki and the warlords, the rest of the Espada aren't needed
>>149480833>My HERO would never- AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>149480836Fuck, really?
I was REALLY hoping Mitch would win this.
Oh well, he can join the rest of the Green Jobbing Squad of DB once he, Shrek, She-Hulk, Miss Martian, Grinch, and whoever else is green gets in.
>>149480871Chi Chi is so lucky, I wish Naruto would impregnate me...
>>149480871stop posting gay porn
homosexuality is thoroughly unnatural
>>149480883Yoko and Nia...
>>149480784Oh I get that. Ultima's true form is just pretty much Godzilla's peak so we are kinda molding the other Godzilla's powers and feats onto it. Theres also a fuck ton of Godzillas and we just started discussing this seriously. Keep sharing what you got though. This is going to be a composite fight so pretty much anything goes.
>>149480871Goku is so lucky, I wish Hulk would impregnate me...
>>149478937Deku being racist is a pretty old meme
>>149480871>using a canonical cuckLMFAO
Someone please make a non-Listroon thread.
>>149480891...no one because Hulk is a raped cuck
>>149480887We're just abiding how much every character that's been used in DB is actually presented in character.
>>149480887>Stop posting [CANON EVENTS]No.
>>149478958CANOOOOOOOOOON!
>>149480887Goku is a slut for Big Green Cock
>>149480920>[CANON EVENTS]Like Banner getting raped by Tyrone in the high school bathing stalls?
>>149480920Calm down Miguel
>>149480932That's Bejita
>>149480887Homosexuality is, bisexuality isn't: we evolved it for same-sex bonding and to be able to get off with no access to the opposite sex, such as low tribal prestige during youth or in the case of tribal alphas monopolizing all the women (which results in less sex for everyone, male and female, except them).
>>149480898Oldie but a goodie.....
>>149480939BANNER NOT HULK. HULK IS HULK.
>>149480944This guy gets it.
>>149480974Fuark female sex slave level...
>>149480901Doesn't Naruto ended up with a genetically perfect pawg with crazy eye powers she passes down to the kids she immediately fucked out of him before he got tied up in Hokage shit? If Naruto didnt become Hokage hed probably have like 10 kids.
>>149480974Don't worry SISSYulk, Punisher also gives regular favors to his boy Daredevil after a long and sweaty night of the 2 of them dishing out justice to the criminal scum of NY.....
>>149480944>>149480887>Thing that happens naturally is unnaturalRetards
>>149480986Outerversal female sex slave
>>149480991>Doesn't Naruto ended upNo, ESL, no he doesn't.
>>149480996Awwwwww........is da capeshitter a widdle butthoot from all his chawactuus being wuined....... :'(
>>149480986Betty isnt holding Hulk down though. His neck is broken and thus his body isnt able to move.
>>149481020>BLACKEDtard pot calling the kettle black
>>149481032Are Hulk's cumshots not outerversal? Guess he'll never beat my oc, Can-Only-Be-Harmed-By-Cumshots-In-Her-Vagina Girl. She has outerversal feats btw.
>BL@CKED Cringe
>FAGGOT Shit
Is this all DB threads consist of now.....?
Shit should've stayed dead.
what's with listroon's love of gay porn?
>>149480998Full homosexuality actively prevents you from breeding. You might as well call being born infertile natural. Just because it happens, it doesn't mean it's by natural design. Meanwhile the majority of the population is at least somewhat bi.
>>149480889โฆโs favorite punching bags Jade and Carolโฆ
>>149481067Narutofags and superKEKs are mentally ill.
>>149481067You're right not enough kekoldry and rape
>>149481074It feels good
>>149481075>the majority of the population is at least somewhat bi.Source
Also still retarded, phrase it better than mongoloid shit like "natural". And it doesn't prevent you, there's all kinds of other methods to reproduce thanks to science.
>>149481067>Misakaโs foot stool is getting uppity again
>>149481020Sorry I rewrote it. Guess I left "ended" in. Also thats just fan art. Pretty much every popular cartoon or anime character's wife has been blacked in fan art. He ended up with the best girl possible. She even gave his kids special eye powers.
>>149481038Uh oh you guys
The narutard is butthurt
Better make a run for it xD
>>149481020>Posting non canon fanart only 2 people on the planet commission.
>>149481067>FLOPua talking back to anyone
>>149481110>Anti-Narutocel has the cuck fetishI take it back Narutards, maybe you guys aren't so bad.
>>149481107He ended up with a stalking weirdo who he never had any meaningful interactions with before. So yeah i'd say Naruto is still mentally cucked since he couldn't with Shitkura like he actually wanted to.
>>149481117>>149481140>fanart>ignores that narutard is personally cucked enough to let this happen since he only wants sasuke's dickletLMFAO
Narutards don't even read their own dogshit series. xD
>>149480998You're literally a fucking faggot and a liar for thinking homosexuality is a natural thing and not a result of environmental pressures
>>149481165You are literally a retard and a faggot for still not posting a source for any of your schizobabble
>>149481165Nah I'm just a DCbro
>>149481164>Still posting fanfic shit>Actually saves images with that filenameLiterally mindbroken.
>>149481182Source? The CHADble.
>>149481182There is not a single homosexual species on this planet, open your eyes if you can even PEEL them open considering how you're blindly banging out shit
>>149481204>Source?>My imaginary friend told me, why do you ask!?Kek
Other faggot doesn't even deserve a You
>>149481151What? He had plenty of interactions with Hinata. She was also cute stalking Naruto and supporting him from afar. Youre acting like she was sending piece of her hair to him or soemthing. She didnt even rewlly watch him that often. You never see her just like in the background watching Naruto. Usually what happens is they run into each other and Hinata hides from him. If you go by anime filler shes more stalkers but she also has way more meaniful interactions with Naruto. Sakura also sucks and isnt as genetically perfect as Hianta. Idk not ending up with a girl you liked when you were 1w doesnt seem like a big deal. Sure that happens to alot of people. Kek
>>149481165Trump should ban capeshit then
It's only ever made America faggier as a result of existing.
>This somehow proves it's """""""""""""""""""""environment""""""""""""""""""""
>>149480824...
>>149480844i see. i checked the catalog. it is indeed spam. I don't know nor care who is doing it
>>149481165>and not a result of environmental pressuresto be fair, in this globolized world where women thirst for chad celebrities, your life was more likely to be the product of enviromental pressures too
>>149481236>homofag is so scared he's dodging (You)s nowYou argue and type like a fucking woman. I accept your concession, you effeminate loser.
>Still no proof
>Literally OPENLY thirsting for Yous
Holy fucking KEKYPOW!!!
>>149481261...the getting aids competition
>>149481261...the dodging AIDS competition thanks to PREP unlike heterosissies
Your hero goes to Mandatory Gay Conversion Therapy. How do they fair?
>>149481194Naruto itself is just some chink's fanfic.
Straightbros...it's over...
>>149481284Goku is stronger than that so he wins
>>149481284MY HERO is already a raging homosexual so they would no-diff it!!
>>149481225All she ever did was stalk him, and he maybe protected her from a few bullies once because he's a simp for everyone female he meets. That's not a relationship at all.
>>149481293>Gorilla brain shitskin doesn't even know the difference between a series and the fanfic its derived ofExpected.
>>149481309Favorite character?
Post ONE straight character.
>>149481340Goku of course!
>>149481340Superman obviously!
>>149481340KINGSLOOOOOOOOVVVVVVV
>>149481261CapeFAGGOT.......
>>149481340The ALMIGTHY ALLY Thor of course!
>>149481340Why, Simon the Digger!
>>149481261...the passing tests for hepatitis B competition (fags love their poopsicles).
>>149481340Kyle Rayner, why do you ask?!
>>149481340Who else could it be except Kyle Rayner!
>>149481340Isn't it Obvious? Deku of course!
>>149481340My HERO Miles!
>>149481340None other than the INCREDIBLE HULK!!
>>149481284My hero cut his balls (he regenerated later) to avoid getting raped by a women. Though he probably got a foot fetish from that, Oh also he tanked the pain of 10+ million people being atomized by an universal mountain, and is autistic about being mind controled. So I guess he tanks it.
>>149481340KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!
>>149481340Reimu Reimudaughter of Planet Reimu!
>>149481367Look what he did to the poster boy of CapeSHIT xD
Can't believe AmeriGOYIMs tolerate such rubbish.
>>149481314She talks to him and they eventually have an exchange early on during the first exam arc. Naruto also fights for her against Neji. Its not alot but they also do date before getting married. A big brunt of the relationship is just kinda off screen. Narutonloved Hinata enough to marry her so they got married. Seems simple enough. They did get that entire movie too. I agree it isnt like the best on screen relationship ever depicted but both are happy with each other and their lives so what else could you want?
>>149481340Janny Janitor from Planet Janitor of couse!
Yep, KINGtos won this thread.
>>149481474All she ever did was follow him from a distance like a weirdo while he ignored her because he was too busy glazing over his emo faggot of an acquaintance, who never did anything but try to kill him lmfao. Also fighting Neji was more about proving to Neji that Naruto himself wasn't carried by genetic gifts, even though he literally was because of the tailed beast inside him and of being a part of a literal prophecy. Regardless, that's not a properly developed relationship. But I shouldn't be surprised since Kishimoto was never good at writing women.
>>149481340Every single character from DC.
>>149481340BEN TENNYSON!!
>>149481340Every single character from Marvel.
>>149481340Every single character from Dragon Ball.
>>149481534Okay im happy we kinda agree on a few things. Naruto did think she was a freak for always following him and never looking him in the eye. I get that and Naruto only saw her as at most a friend when they were kids. The picture you posted was before Naruto did the kind meld with Hinata btw. Thats half the reason he fell in love with her. He realized she wasnt just a shy person to everyone. She was just like that with him because she like genuinely cared for him making the stamina you posted false. Something Naruto himself realized. After the movie they are depicted dating for a few months before Naruto realized he wanted to marry her so obviously the dating went well because they bothe ended up happy. Kishi isnt the best writer in the world and like I said before this isnt like an A+ example of a relationship. But it did have a bit of depth to it near the end with Naruto's realization of Hinata's feelings. He also was fighting for Hinata. Naruto was just also fighting for that genetic gift shit that was ignored like you said which was dumb and I won't forgive Kishi for it.
>>149481533โฆโs jester award
>>149481340Sonic of course!
>>149481340Goku or Master Chief! They are my heroes! My real life hero is Willie Nelson.
>>149481340Mario of course!
>>149481340CHADDY WEST, Anyone could have figured that out!
>>149481340Superman or Doomslayer! They are my heroes! My real life hero is Johnny Cash.
>>149481340Deku's win made people crossdress and contemplate suicide. So he's my favorite.