https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/south-park-creators-reach-1-034637242.html
>>149499896 (OP)Who gives a fuck, It hasn't been good in 15 years, just kill it at this point
>>149499896 (OP)Did they stop the Tegridy Farms shit? Until they do that the show is better off dead.
>>149499911The specials have been good
>>149499911and people give Matt Groening shit for zombie Simpsons.
Name one fucking thing Matt and Trey have done that was successful animation.
>>149499911The specials were good
>>149499896 (OP)I guess that anon claiming to be a Comedy Central employee was right. They most likely trashed the anti trump episode to get this deal to happen.
>>149499896 (OP)>Reuters could not immediately verify the report.Ah, so this is nothing. I doubt Matt and Try hired that hollywood lawyer to just not use him in the end
>Diddy episode
>Elon DOGE episode
Feels a bit dated already, no?
>>149500362Bro Elon says some stupid shit every other day an Elon episode aint gonna be dated.
As for Diddy I think he can be used in the climax of the season where our boys are gonna pose as underage models to leak the Epstein files
>>149499931Only the two future specials were good, and I'm being over generous for the second part.
>>149499939They made Bigger, Longer and Uncut which is far superior to the Simpsons movie and most of their other projects were successful, unlike Groening who co created futurama which hasn't been good since the cancellation and Disenchantment which I had to look up because I completely forgot about it. Matt and Trey won.
>>149500362Too late to replace Elon with Ellison
>>149499920Itโs still around but they seem to mostly be bored of it now.
>>149499911it has been good. keys yourself, cynical fuck
>>149499931>>149499944>The specials were goodCongrats on coming out as a homosexual
>>149501612>Modern South Park>GoodMan you have shit taste
>>149501677It's not Family Guy yet
>>149499896 (OP)What's the point? No one really cares about this show anymore.
>>149502985Lots of people do
>>149500362Maybe they changed it?
>>149499896 (OP)I'm excited
>>149499911kys doomer, I suffered through all the specials, let me have this
>>149504130To quote Chris Griffin...
"Why are you so fucking negative all the time?"
>global streaming rights valued at $300m>sell the rights to Paramount for $1.5bBased Trey and Based Matt put them over a barrel again.
>>149499911>>149499920Please leave Paris alone, please.
>>149499939Team America: World Police.
>>149499896 (OP)I tough paramount was broke
Who hopes Randy gets put in a coma for at least half a season
>>149504620Colbert was losing Paramount $40 million a year. Return on Investment is everything.
>>149502985Itโs one of the few shows where every generation likes it. Boomers like it for the political dunks. Gen X likes it because they grew up with it. Millennials like it because of the humor. Zoomers like it because fujos. Alpha likes it because cursing is funny.
>>149504548They didn't. They still don't have a new contract for any season past 27 and if they make anything past a six episode season, it's more fire for the Discovery/Max lawsuit. And the streaming deal is four five years not ten years like Parker/Stone demanded.
If anything, it's an actual bribe to keep Parker and Stone silent after they got forced to junk the fully completed anti-Trump season they made, as the streaming rights deal will pretty much go straight into paying off the Carlyle Group, who Trey and Matt owe a billion dollars debt to
>>149499911I did like the styles of old South Park but considering I agree with Matt and Yrey 99% of the time they are imo the last bastion of political comics in animated form.
>>149505111Why haven't they canned S20 then? That was blatantly an anti-Trump season.
>>149500542Funny because I remember them saying something similar about Trump and tackling Trump parodies
>dude is in the news evwry other day with something new
>>149505260They even mocked him when he wasn't even president.
>>149505111You forget that while Parker and Stone are going to get out of debt with this deal, Paramount getting the rights is a nightmare for fans given that they're going to ban about a dozen episodes on top of the Mohamedd Five.
>>149499931comfy wumfy and the teenager episode really got a lot of people back to watching
Sadly these guys are just stupid boomers now so it'll likely not be good until they give the show to someone else and just stick with voices
>>149505911If they do that, you think the new writers will decrease Randy's role?
Anyone else want Nelly to sit on Butters?
>>149506372Butters has been getting pretty uppidy the last few seasons.
>>149506696I also want her to fart on his sexist ass...
I just really like Butters and Nelly, despite only having 2 minutes together.
>>149506082If they were smart they'd have an episode with them hiring illegals because they didn't want to pay employees proper wages to handle the weed business while they open up a smoke-easy in town after moving back and selling "All American Weed" then having his tegridy status revoked
>>149507244No, that'll just be a fakeout. Tegridy will never die
>>149499911Fpwp, cynical meme on this board. It's still funny with ebbs and flows, an amazing feat this many years on.
>>149507569The fakeout is that the illegals are all actually citizens but they were all working under the table to avoid taxes
>>149507994That... could be funny
are they really going to get their money back on that? 1.5 billion dollars for South Park in 2025.
>>149503214>>149505073Yeah, people who are in the 40s and 50s still like this crap.
>>149508423Along with other people
>>149505111Wait how do you know they already made an entire seasonโs worth of episodes?
There hasnโt been a trailer for tomorrowโs episode. I believe they put out a statement saying that they were working on new episodes a few weeks ago.
If one of the South Park girls farted, I would be so happy
>>149508948I think people assumed that from the trailer, given they don't have premade content
>>149509082I assumed all of the clips were for one or two episodes. Are you the anon I was asking?
>>149499931streaming service era sp has been complete dogshit
the last televised season was alright-ish, but the stream exclusive episodes? pure shit
>>149508350Cope. Trey and Matt are going to build South Park Plaza right in the heart of Denver and there's not a got damn thing you can do about it.
>>149505254That was before he was in power.
>>149509970Episodes 7-10 beg to differ
>>149499896 (OP)South Park: SAVED
Cokdert: CANNED
What did they mean by this?
>>149511125>CokdertOk, I'm not even going to correct or clarify that.
>>149511148That's hilarious, shut it.
This premise doesn't tell me anything. When is Satan coming back? should Satan go to North Park instead if he's dead?
https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_Creations_Wiki#
>>149511391It's a surprise, dummy. Maybe they'll undo his death somehow
>>149499911The election season was horrible with no originality, this season doesn't sound any better.
The 'member berries and Tegridy wore out their welcome too.
>>149511602It hasn't even released, stop with the negativity.
>>149499911uhum. what anon said.
probs the shilling this thread will have is people who want porn of the characters or die hard annoying fans of this current phase of the show. or trolls.
>>149511833...I want shit with the characters farting, so I'm the former.
Still like the show, but I know it'd partially gone to shit.
>>149510509He won but he wasn't president yet
>>149512556Ok, what about S21, S23 and Spring Break (when he wasn't even president)
>>149499896 (OP)What is it that makes South Park valued so insanely high by streamers? I never would've guessed so many people still watched it so regularly. Matt & Trey can't keep getting away with this
>>149499896 (OP)thas a lotta moneys
>>149513730Huge number of episodes plus evergreen status as comfort food. Think Friends and the Office
>>149514683And it's all going to the Carlyle Group as Trey and Matt took out a loan worth around $1.4 billion dollars from them with interest.
So South Park still popular then? Despite season 20 and all the shitty paramount specials? Covid specials being the exception of course.
>>149514992It's like Simpson and Family Guy; an institution that because it's animated can go on forever
>>149499896 (OP)>Warner Bros. Discovery dumb name
>>149499896 (OP)Unfortunately there's nothing worth saving
>>149514933I donโt understand how you get into debt that large. That restaurant they brought cannot be that expensive to operate.
>>149515750Comes with all mergers
Wake me up when South Park stops being about celebrity drama and politics and starts being about wacky adventures like the good old days
>>149516409It's always been that
>>149514992And most of S26
>>149511391https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8W1nFB3ZrY
Not Satan, but Saddam
>>149500542Diddy already had the perfect bit with Satans sweet 16 long ago in hindsight.
>Diddy keeps one upping Satan himself.>What DIDN'T Diddy do?!
Wake me up when Trey finally plays a song straight for its full length and it isn't gay.
https://voca.ro/1m5iu0awlCXO
>>149517223Wake me up when one of the girls farts, queefs or shits themselves onscreen. South Park earns my rese
If Jesus returns, he better use his power to make the girls of South Park fart
South Park is running low on brapkino
>Saddam
Out of nowhere choice.
>>149518554...hope that happens
>>149518667>>149518935Nevermind, just saw the promo
>>149518554Matt and Trey mentioned wanting to bring him back years ago.
>>149520170What if the memberberries are behind this? They're bringing Jesus & Saddam and the trailer showed Moses and Starvin Marvin. Kinda weird they're bringing back so many characters...
>>149499911You're right and the Jewish shills are mad. It isn't worth all the money they had to spend and Matt and Trey should have to pay the network instead of playing restaurant with Mexicans
>>149520838Hey, they earned good money to play with Mexicans!
>>149520870South Park was only on the air for so long cause they saw two executives suck each other off when being gay was more taboo. They've fucked babies in ski lodges at this point so it just comes off as angry Jew scribbles now vs outsider entertainment they aren't worth what they're paid and haven't been since 2015. Still better than Digman though so Viacom has to keep them cause wtf else do they have besides Mike Judge and SpongeBob's corpse
>>149514741I don't get how you could see South Park is comfort food. It never gave off that vibe to me except for maybe the 90s seasons.
>>149520523>the trailer showed Moses and Starvin MarvinI doubt anything from the trailer is actually happening. Tonight's episode is referencing Colbert so they are still on their usual schedule despite people believing the episodes were already done.
>>149521302Well, we don't know the whole story yet. Maybe they'll show up
>>149521064>tfw S5 is the cut-off for me
>>149517223wtf is this song? is this made by ai?
Think Randy's gonna have a role?
>>149522048Fucking your mom.
>>149522208Speaking of, you think he's on the Epstein list?
And if he is, was it for something wacky or being a pedo?
>>149499896 (OP)You'd think after almost 30 years Matt and Trey would want to pack it in and retire at this point.
>>149522393They're in too deep in the Hollywood scene, they dove in when they were college kids and have been mentally stunted since
>>149522622Plus, they have families and priorities now
You think we'll get kids being kids episodes after this?
Ok but what if the girls made a feminist fart movement or something?
Like Eat Pray Queef, but the girls are more active
Feel like this episode is just going to be Trey shiting all over the old episodes and brining back old characters just to brutally kill them off to spite the fans.
>>149516409The first 3-4 seasons weren't like that
>>149501606Tegridy farms could have worked if it was just Stan and his family new status quo but the insistence to make Randy full retsrd all the time and then forefront of everything tegridy related.
>>149523617Eh, I'm optimistic they won't do that. Jesus is immortal, anyway
>>149523688I want Family Guy to make fun of them for this
>>149522393$1.5 BILLION was a fuck off leave me alone price and after it was met they shook their heads and decided they want to double their entire wealth for 50 more episodes
It takes less than a week to make an episode from writing to showing
lets just say a week
That means it would take 350 days of showrunning to make enough where they feel comfortable enough to make a whole Southpark Themepark and have fuck you money to live on if it all fails
I would do it in a heartbeat even if I hated it
>>149499896 (OP)I think $1.5 Billion is way, way too much for a TV show
>>149524990Yeah, who wouldn't take that kind of money?
Are they really bringing back jesus, sadam, starvin marvin, and moses in the same season? I'm not complaining but I thought they didn't like doing member berries
>>149525239Well, the trailers aren't 100% accurate to the content of the season, but idk.
>>149523617They already did that in the season where satan died and Terrance and Philip were old farts (and also got nuked). It's possibly I'm mixing up seasons though the later ones blend together for me
>>149525024A TV show past it's prime with it's own creators coming out and saying they don't know how to write for the characters anymore.
>>149525024its for exclusive streaming rights of the entire series and the new episodes
Rogan got a similar deal and it wasn't even for exclusive rights
>>149525380They can't write the kids as well. They can write the adults just fine.
And by adults, I mean the gimmicky ones & Randy.
>>149525239>I'm not complaining but I thought they didn't like doing member berriesThat was before they got 1.5 billion dollars from Paramount
>>149525024man imagine making little paper cut outs in your basement and 30 years later making a billy off of it
>>149499911fpbp
I hadn't seen any episodes in years because the quality was dropping - but still had an ambivalent view of it - however, when I saw clips from that Kanye episode with Kyle excusing Jewish mass in group preference in America and around the world really just because in Europe they dealt with people rightfully suspecting them of the same shit I knew it was just another propaganda piece.
>>149525954South Park has always been pro-Jew, how is this a surprise?
>>149526139I get rooting for your own people but the episode wasn't even funny like the Passion one, it was pure propaganda
>>149526186Yeah, I chuckled a few times. I still don't get why Cartman of all people was against an antisemite.
>>149522393Why? They have the creative freedom to do whatever they want with South Park, and corporations are willing to pay them a shitload to continue.
They can always do other projects on top of South Park, like Book of Mormon and the Kendrick Lamar musical.
>>149526348Did you watch post covid? He became Jewish in the future. Cartman knows which circles to enter to ensure his own benefit.
>>149526450Said timeline got erased and Cartman ends up a homeless bum
>>149526532Yes, because he stays in town around Kyle who ensures that Cartman is never allowed anywhere near a Synagogue.
>>149526602I mean, kid tried restarting the Holocaust. Wouldn't blame him
Anyone here have a comedy central livestream for us who don't have cable??
>>149526648Point is:
>I still don't get why Cartman of all people was against an antisemiteIt's pretty clear why given the context of Cartman managing to build a happy Jewish family when Kyle is not involved.
>>149526806So, he wanted to spite Kyle by being against antisemitism?
>>149523617They brought back Dr Mephesto for FBW and he survived
SCREW YOU GUYS, I'm going to North Park.
>>149526832Plus, how would they kill Jesus? He's literally immortal. Unless another immortal character kills him, he's not dying (at least not permanently)
>>149526885Why was there never an episode about other Park cities? North Park for one, than West Park, East Park? Hell, you could even make an arc about it-it'd make sense.
Weird-ass scene idea I had:
>Wendy gives a speech on some feminist topic
>Accidentally farts, grossing out the people near her
>Leaves in embarrassment
>>149527018I don't think it's worthy of an entire episode, but a short scene could do. Poking fun at feminists a little.
>>149513730Same reason as Family Guy or the Simpsons is, it's one of the big titans of early adult cartoon comedies that's still going even if it maybe shouldn't be.
>>149500030>They most likely trashed the anti trump episode to get this deal to happen.ahahahahaha
Based matt and trey
based south park
based south park enjoyers
we won
>>149516409>politicsThey're running like scared children from the single most important political figure in the world.
"Nope, can't talk about him, we've already said everything there is to say!"
Cowards.
>>149525024For one like South Park? Definitely.
do matt and trey understand that colbert was cancelled because he was costing $40 mil in losses annually
>>149499896 (OP)great episode i laughed a lot
excited for this season
wonder if we'll see those trailer episodes or nah
>>149526885>>149527007Definitely outing how old I am but does anyone else remember this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTwyWdfbQSU
>>149499896 (OP)thoughts? chat is this real?
>>149530746Right and Epstein totally killed himself over a non existent list
>>149531492Thought it was cool.
>>149530746>the top rated late show is costing that>meanwhile the shows with lower ratings are still on airYeah, reeks of Hollywood accounting.
Season premiere was a'ight
MEGA?
>>149529425Trump's already trash'd enough. Not even his most ardent supporters are going to defend a child rapist.
>>149534921what, did you realize nobody gives a shit about being called "nazis" anymore, so you're giving "pedo" a try?
>>149534054Not into plastic girls, sorry.
In the scene where Randy farts, they should've had Sharon fart and then dutch-oven him.
I really wanted Jesus and Pals to make a comeback after the NPR shutdown or something but he just kinda glowed there till that bit at the end. Hope Jesus and Pals is back by the end of the season
>>149535362God I really wish they'd have Liane fart
>camelback mountain hiking trail
>RFK hiked this last weekend in jeans in the sweltering heat
>Cartman shown wearing full winter outfit
Holy shit these guys went full boomer
>makes fun of Trump
>AVClub commenters still seething
Don't get it
>>149534054Best thing to come out of this year.
Surprisingly not bad. But if they bring back Tegridy, serialization, or PC Principal's god-awful family again they're gonna throw it all away.
>>149534054shame that thread about them got saturated by /pol/ then deleted
>>149536300Too much /pol/ today. Can't talk about the episode.
>>149536335All I wanted was a download link.
>>149535965bots/jeets have been out in full force across the internet to try and cover for the epstein debacle
>>149530746Money talks
Colbert was losing money while South Park makes them money, easy as pie
>>149536493Here
https://litter.catbox.moe/6zb167sx1jvt8uwj.mp4
>>149535624Eh, don't see Liane getting much to do.
Wait, Sharon could queef and hold his head under the covers, the same thing Randy's done to her
>>149536982You're welcome, sir/ma'am/whatever
>>149499896 (OP)Paramount wins, but at what cost... ?
>>149499931none of them have been entertaining, its all Randy show slop, modern SP is worse than Family Guy
>>149502444yes it is, but I'd argue its worse because of how much SP declined
>>149516409I'd say S12-2008 is the year it made that switch, with the episodes focusing on Brittany Spears and celebrating obama winning the Presidency, death nail of SP
>>149537868>s10 mostly good but problems start showing>s11 good>s12 meh>s13 good>s14 carried on by 200/201 and Coon trilogy>s15 mid save for a few episodes>s16 - present Zombie show
>>149530872mr garrison won't like it
>>149536090I'm actually wondering how the family is taking his turn to christianity...
>>149534054They had Lesley Stahl lookin a little TOO delicious there...
>>149538813That could work if they don't make it annoying
>>149536942Heyyy, this isn't the dolphin porn I'm used to
>>149538813I honestly don't care. Strong Woman is one joke stretched out too far and all the damn babies ever did was scream and cry. Terrible characters.
>>149540254To me, Strong Woman... exists. I don't feel to strong (hehe) about her in either direction.
The PC Babies are a stretched out joke.
>>149540307I think part of it is her VA. I dunno who it is, but she's awful, and every single line has this whiny inflection to it.
>>149540325Nah, her VA's fine. It's just... she doesn't have anything to her, really.
The twist with the Stotchs' car being electric got me ngl
>>149540786Can't wait to hear Kyle's next words after all this
>>149540786Why wasn't the show Terrence and Phillip? That would've made more sense.
>>149542077Yeah, weird how fucking Kenny had lines (not much) but Kyle didn't