How dare two attractive adults have a consensual relationship???

>>149502895 (OP)
Shut up Bruce

>>149502905
Go back to Bludhaven, Dick.

>>149502895 (OP)
But Anon, you can't have two consenting adults have sex with an age gap. That's illegal, according to "experts" on social media. If they weren't born on the same exact hour then it's creepy.

>>149502895 (OP)
The issue isn't the fact its consensual, nor is it that they have an age gap (though that doesn't help), the issue is that Bruce is fucking someone while being in an authority role with that person who also happens to be the daughter of his friend and associate without even consulting him.

>>149502895 (OP)
She raped him with her youthful strength and stamina

>>149505072
>the issue is that Bruce is fucking someone while being in an authority role
And we all know there can't be any sort of power dynamics in relationships. There has to be an equal 50/50 balance or else it's wrong. Secretaries banging their boss? Ick! A millionaire dating a minimum wage waitress? Double ick! You can't do that!

>>149502895 (OP)
Anon it's weird
I'm sorry, it's just weird. It's not even the agegap, it's like if he fucked robin when he reached 18, it would just be wrong

>>149502895 (OP)
It's weird because fans think of their relationship as father daughter so their incest alarms are ringing even if it's not actually incest.

>>149505402
>it just gives me the ick and I don't like it
I love how people who don't have control of their own lives are trying to tell others what they should and shouldn't do.

>>149505475
>don't have control of their own lives are trying to tell others what they should and shouldn't do.
What is this supposed to mean? If you criticize a batman writing decision you have no control over your life?

>>149505498
>What is this supposed to mean?
It means I've had it up to here with people trying to tell adults what the fuck they can do with their own lives.

As any good man knows, the instant your friend leaves town on a trip, you have free reign to fuck his wife. Any woman left unattended you can do what you want.

>>149502895 (OP)
>Fucking your friend's much younger daughter
>Fucking your son's ex-girlfriend/situationship
>Fucking the young girl you mentored/coached
Anons, you have to do better.

But you see in some universes (not this one) Bruce knew Babs when she was like 12.

>>149505632
>adult women can't consent to sex
Wow Anon.

>>149502895 (OP)
Why in the world is anyone even trying to defend this weird crap? Bruce is practically a father figure to Barbara, and she dated his adoptive son. It's all due to Bruce Timm's goofy fetish, and you're in here trying to make it okay. Stop. It's weird, and you're weird for thinking it's not.

Batgroomer Inc.

>>149505634
An attractive woman pins you to the ground and starts fucking you - and you're the bad guy for giving in and letting it happen. Okay yeah sure. Yup. Mhm.

>>149502895 (OP)
Because it's fucking stupid. Batman shouldn't be getting it on with the Bat family ever. It's weird.

Like technically you and your Uncle could fuck because you're of legal age, but it wouldn't be correct.

>>149505402
Well, she did fuck Robin and then Bruce

>>149505475
>t. I just want an excuse to jack off to this without looking weird.

I have news for you. You're on 4chan.

>>149505724
>>149505682
I guess both of you never figured out that Barbara and Bruce aren't related.

>>149505727
In the Killing Joke movie? Not even confirmed Dick exists in this universe.

>>149505634
this is a very cute comic. I love it.

>>149505742
>two adults are having sex and I don't like it REEEEEEEE CALL THE POLICE
I miss the good old days when 4chan wasn't filled with plebbit-tier moral faggots copy pasting the same whoreshit they got from sexless feminists on Facebook.

If it's good enough for Friends then it is good enough for Batman and for (you)

>>149505072
>being in an authority role
So if I fucked a queen or some other female leader would that make her in the wrong since I’m some guy? What the fuck does authority matter if there is no coercive shit going on?

>>149502895 (OP)
>barbara attacks and initiates
>bruce is defending and laying there
>bruce is the one everyone is blaming
I know she's younger but Barbara is still a grown woman. She's the one that wanted it. At least Bruce went with it and not get drugged and raped again. Funny thinking about how Dick went through that with Tarantula.

>>149502895 (OP)
Batman is supposed to be above lust, fucking your student is easy, most people think batman should be above that kind of thinking. When theyre on the field fighting crime hes going to think of he as special and above robin because hes fucking her. Its literally like a detective fucking a rookie on the police force except theyre on a case together investigating a murder. Its just weird, it compromises the professionalism of the relationship, and if you think its hot youre going to ignore everything I just said and choose to say its not relevant, to which id point out Bruce Tim is a massive, MASSIVE, coomer and just did this to satiate his own fantasy and add the illussion of depth to the Killing Joke plot IE "Look Barbra totally isnt objectified in the shooting look Batman totally wuves her so that makes it deep and complex actually!"
I dont think theres anything wrong with her being shot by joker but that is how the change is framing it, that she would otherwise be "fridged" but batman likes her more so its deep now. For example if in the 60s Batman Show if Adam West batman was fucking Batgirl that would just make it weird, its out of character for Adam West Batman to fuck his own pupil, he is typically shown to be mentoring and educating Robin as well for example.

>>149505709
Yea exactly, Catwoman does that all the time and usually Batman is depicted as being above her temptations, as with Poison Ivy, same should be with a girl he is mentoring.

>>149502895 (OP)
You could say the same thing for Wilma Flintstone and Barney Rubble, but that doesn’t make it right.

>>149505873
>I'm okay with Barbara getting shot, paralyzed and molested by the Joken
>I'm NOT okay with Barbara having consensual sex

Do you ever listen to yourself?

>>149505573
If people are judging you for your behavior, perhaps your behavior is just not socially acceptable
As long as its illegal, I won't get in your way, but just like you have the right to do as you wish as a consenting adult, I have the right to judge you.
Now the issue arises when these questionable behaviors are forced upon a beloved character like Batman
It's not you anymore doing whatever you want, its a character that millions of people love and look up to, so surely you must understand why people care about what he does.

He did nothing illegal or irredeemable, sure, but it's something weird that most people would rather not have in their batman story.
Like, to point out the issue >>149505634
Do you really not understand why people might be at the very least puzzled by making Batman have this relationship? It's not like Batman doesn't have plenty of prime pussy he can't fuck, why choose this character?

>>149505873
>Its literally like a detective fucking a rookie on the police force except theyre on a case together investigating a murder. Its just weird, it compromises the professionalism of the relationship, and if you think its hot youre going to ignore everything I just said
I made an earlier post about secretaries fucking their bosses and millionaires fucking waitresses, since we're on the part of this subject where any kind of power imbalance in a relationship is STRICTLY VERBOTEN!!! NEIN!!!!

>>149505914
Yea I was clearly referring to the storytelling not what is and is not morally ok to happen to the character. In the story as told by bruce timm her sexuality is added to give the illusion of depth. Do you actually prefer his version over the original?

>>149505922
I agree and people who do that are considered weird creeps, its not any different here. Sure maybe the secretary wants it, and it can be hot for some people, but that goes against the working relationship and you have to ignore that to push for it. Like in the show Mad Men part of what makes them "Mad Men" is that they all cheat on their wives with their secretaries.

>>149505914
>I'm NOT okay with Barbara having consensual sex
I don't get why that consensual sex had to be with Batman.

Here's the truth of the matter:

/co/mblr isn't opposed to the idea of Bruce and Barbara getting it on out of some moral principles(half of this board is admitted homosexual pedophiles for god's sale) but rather because they feel "cucked" by it

>>149505922
Do you think bruce wayne should be like the average billionaire?

>>149502895 (OP)

>>149505990
Are you intentionally changing the goalpost?

>>149505982
nah the Robin playful romance is ok and accepted, refutes your idea.

>>149505990
>Bill Gates got divorced
>Jeff Bezos has a mega-bogged bimbo wife
>Elon Musk gave up his kids

>>149505072
don't forget he's also cucking his son

>>149506004
I'm trying to understand why you think random billionaires fucking their secretaries are a good argument as to how to write Batman

>>149505201
The secretary literally works for the fucker while the waitress does not.
>>149505822
Same situation, if you literally work for the queen then yeah she's in the wrong. If you're just some peasant who isn't directly effected by her position than no it's fine.

How is this hard to understand? If you have authority over someone then you shouldn't abuse that power by starting an intimate relationship. It's a similar reason for why parents shouldn't fuck their kids.

>>149505915
>If people are judging you for your behavior, perhaps your behavior is just not socially acceptable
We live in a society! He he!!!

Except when the hell did the rest of society decide that the thrice-divorced, wine-drinking, childless tiktok users who don't know what the fuck they're talking about were going to dictate to the rest of the world what is and isn't an acceptable relationship? Because I sure as fuck don't remember agreeing to that.

>but just like you have the right to do as you wish as a consenting adult, I have the right to judge you.
And I have the right to call you a faggot who has never been in a relationship with a woman but wants to tell me what the fuck I can and cannot do? Suck a dick. Fucking people in this thread throwing around dumbass terms like "authority role" - as if women don't actively seek out men that are in authority roles all the god damn time. Now they're horrified at the thought of an early 20s girl wanting to fuck an in shape, rich, dangerous, whatever the fuck Batman's age is in this timeline?

I'm sorry but I think nature is a better judge than "society", and I'm not going to hate on a couple because they weren't born on the very same second.

>>149505982
That's the most pathetic shit I've ever read and it's par for the course for this board

>self-insert as Robin
Oh yeah you totally are the impossibly attractive chad with a veritable harem like those animus you bemoan so much about
>self-insert as Jim gordon
Oh yeah you are the family man who has made countless sacrifices over the years

>>149505873
>For example if in the 60s Batman Show if Adam West batman was fucking Batgirl that would just make it weird
Maybe you should rewatch Season 3 of Adam West Batman and see his thoughts on Batgirl. And, separately, the fact that HE WAS DATING BARBARA GORDON AS BRUCE WAYNE! AND IT WAS JIM WHO SET THEM UP FOR A DATE!!!

>>149505964
>and people who do that are considered weird creeps
See this is the ridiculous shit that I'm talking about.
>Like in the show Mad Men part of what makes them "Mad Men" is that they all cheat on their wives with their secretaries.
And wives cheat on their husbands all the time while they're at work. But for the life of me I don't see a lot of outrage at them over it. Nobody calls them "weird creeps".

>>149506079
>The secretary literally works for the fucker
So fucking what?!? God damn I hate you people.

>>149506124
Are you really doing this in /co/mblr of all places, dude?
The users who aren't homosexual kiddy diddlers think fat 4/10s like Vivziepop are perfect queens and open relationships aren't so bad

>>149505982
No, it's insanely immoral for Batman to fuck his son's ex girlfriend. That's crazy. That's Spider-Man making deals with the devil levels of fucked up.

>>149506090
>and I'm not going to hate on a couple because they weren't born on the very same second.
That's not the issue
It's a girl batman knew when she was 10 and who has been mentored by her, it's the daughter of his friend. It's something that is at the very least weird
>hurr durr I don't give a fuck about society you INCEL
The irony of your complete post is lost on you I presume.

>Now they're horrified at the thought of an early 20s girl wanting to fuck an in shape
Nope, that's not my issue, I didn't say that, you just went off beating up strawmen because your 3 fried neurons aren't enough to read and comprehend what you read.
Batman has always had a father role to her, he didn't meet her when she was 18, I don't think Batman would go for it. Maybe you would fuck your friend's daughter after grooming her, but the story is not about you, it's about Batman.

>>149505982
If we're doing excessively sweeping generalizations, I'd say that the defenders of this nonsense just find it hot. No other explanation makes sense. It doesn't fit the characters involved, especially Batman. He can resist the charms of the sexiest bitches in Gotham, but can't resist the daugher of one of his best friends? GTFOH. It's unnecessary and the number of Batman fans that find it offensive absolutely dwarfs the relatively few coomers who like it.

>>149506160
He already fucks the art thief he should have arrested years ago and the daughter of one of the most dangerous men in the world
What's a young apprentice next to that?

>>149502895 (OP)
It's okay because she's the one who came onto him.

>>149506190
Wasn't it the legendary Paul Dini who wrote this?

And yeah I liked it, I wished it could have been nicer and more intimate than her riding him stupid on a dirty rooftop but this is Gotham City, nobody gets a happy ending

>>149502895 (OP)
>I-I'm an adult too...

>>149504816
He means Bruce Timm, not Bruce Wayne, you LARPIng retard.

>>149506165
>It's a girl batman knew when she was 10 and who has been mentored by her
This mentoring didn't start until she was 18 years old (unless there's some spinoff I don't know about) despite your bullshit attempt to make it seem like Batman was grooming her, with your very cute line here:
>Maybe you would fuck your friend's daughter after grooming her, but the story is not about you, it's about Batman.

>>149502895 (OP)
Get behind me hag.

>>149506290
If your friend who has known your daughter since she was a kid hired her to fight crime when she was 18 and then started fucking her you would reach the exact same conclusion I did.
I understand it's very difficult for you to complete abstract thought but do try to look at the whole situation here.

Enough beating around the bush, let's get to the blogposting since this is the point of any of these threads:

>what's the agegap between you and your girlfriend/wife(if you even have one)?

>>149502895 (OP)
/co/ is just mad it isn't Gordon's son. You know it's true.

>>149506333
>and then started fucking her
Remind me again, who was pinning who to the ground when this started? Who initiated the fucking?

Oh but no, this is Batman and he's supposed to be above human nature. We can't expect him to act like a normal person in this situation.

>>149506333
yeah good ol' Jimbo is just okay with his babygirl getting crippled and raped by the most dangerous criminal in Gotham, thank god his best friend never laid a finger on her

>>149502895 (OP)
*Hits Pipe*

>>149506346
>what's the agegap between you and your girlfriend/wife(if you even have one)?
I'll answer that, since I'm the one in opposition to most of the people here ITT.

Ready? .......... A five year gap between me and my fiance! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Yeah I groomed the shit out of her when we met each other in our 20s. I mean we all know women don't have autonomy until they're 50 at least.

>>149506363
>We can't expect him to act like a normal person in this situation
Do you think normal people are some animals unable to control their lust? I've rejected a friends ex before because it didn't feel right
I don't think it's something particularly grandiose, it doesn't take a superhero, I'm sure Batman of all people, who is much more stoic and has much more willpower than me could do it.

>>149506378
Tranny

>>149506346
11 years

She drives me nuts with her zoomer nonsense but I still love her to pieces

>>149502895 (OP)
>>149505992

>>149506409
>Do you think normal people are some animals unable to control their lust?
If Batgirl jumps on top of me and starts stripping, I'm going along with it. Sorry Gordon.
>I've rejected a friends ex before because it didn't feel right
And I'm sure she wasn't a 10 out of 10 like Barbara.
>I don't think it's something particularly grandiose,
For a guy to turn down sex from a ridiculously beautiful woman? I'm paraphrasing Chris Rock here: 'We can stop chasing it, and even that takes years of rehab, but if it chases us we're fucked.'

>>149506486
cute feet
congratulations

>>149506536
>And I'm sure she wasn't a 10 out of 10
She was hot enough that I can discard your argument
She could have been hotter and I would have mantained my position.
>I'm going along with it
You, but this thread doesn't exist to judge you, which is why you can safely stop being so defensive.
Perhaps I would too, but Batman? I don't know, why would you write Batman to be in that situation? What does it add to his character in a way that is not strictly negative?
Can you at least understand why people are puzzled at the decision?

>>149506346
>this question gets asked
>thread suddenly goes quiet
>the anons against Babs&Bruce suddenly have nothing to say
Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally makes you think

>>149506138
>I don't see a conflict of interest
>I can't conceive of someone feeling forced into a relationship due to their employment
Of course you don't realize any issues because you have never been employed.

>>149506597
Yeah, it perhaps it could make you think that the issue is not some strawman about crazy old women hating on age gaps, but rather something legitimate about Batman writing choices

>>149506597
The only kind of men who have trouble with other men dating younger women are A) jealous or B) dating a hag who makes them miserable

>>149506674
lmao
>>149506709

>>149506674
>women on 4chan
>on /co/mblr of all boards
Come on now, you and I both know this thread is nothing but dudes

>>149506592
>She was hot enough that I can discard your argument
Yes I'm sure she was a rival for Batgirl. Sure thing.
>She could have been hotter and I would have mantained my position.
Easy for someone who isn't in that situation to say that. But hey maybe you're just built different than most.
>You, but this thread doesn't exist to judge you
This isn't about me, or even batman. Often I'll see threads where people are outraged over age-gap relationships (several X-Men threads), where it's two consenting adults but everyone has a moral problem about it.

>>149506745
Yes, I know, I am specifically pointing out why bringing up some twitter level age gap discussion into this is retarded

I don't have any issues with Di Caprio fucking a 18 year old model
I have an issue with Batman fucking Batgirl specifically. Too many things pile up in that case for me to like it as a writing choice, that's all.

>>149506636
>Of course you don't realize any issues because you have never been employed.
Wow you got me Anon. I'm using free wifi to shitpost in between begging for change.

>>149506755
>Often I'll see threads where people are outraged over age-gap relationships (several X-Men threads), where it's two consenting adults but everyone has a moral problem about it.
You will notice in my posts there is no such thing, I've said several times already the issue is not the age gap, it's the whole situation, and the fact that its batman of all characters who is in this situation.

>>149506346
>*crickets*

>>149502895 (OP)
I’m a voice out of the choir.
Barbara and batman is a cringe fanfiction for retards that fantasize on the most trashy and basic kind of relationship (student/master) while also ignoring the background of said characters.
Selina and bruce is the true REDPILL, especially when they are not written by complete hacks

>>149507944
>phoneposter
>Selina cucks Bruce with Bane ......... AND THAT'S A GOOD THING
ebin

>>149506079
How is it abusing power if there is no coercion involved? Just two adults consenting and agreeing to have sex? In what way is the authority being abused? It’s not like their position isn’t being threatened or anything.

>>149506346
This question killed the thread
Incredible

>>149506079
>abuse that power
Bruce didn't initiate the relationship. It's not always the person in power initiating the relationship what the fuck are you on about? its wrong because of any employment policies of whatever dictates the authority hierarchy.

>>149506346
>*crickets*

>>149505072
okay woman

>>149506160
>insanely immoral

>>149505072
And it's in a movie that's suppose to be an adaptation of one of the most iconic Batman stories and even if the first bit basically added nothing to the overall plot, the sex part added even more nothing to that bit!

>>149506346
>*crickets*

>>149505893
Catwoman and Poison Ivy do it to get away with crime.

>>149502895 (OP)
It's pretty gross.