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Anonymous No.149529602 >>149529746 >>149529855 >>149530313 >>149531783 >>149532505 >>149532546 >>149534912
Death Battle
HULK PROTECT!!
Anonymous No.149529608
Interesting last thread.
Anonymous No.149529620 >>149533118
everyone below is a shitpost monkey
Anonymous No.149529682 >>149531628
This is the thread.
Anonymous No.149529736
Reminder, Grey is a FeatsChad

May you rest in peace, Outliers...
Anonymous No.149529740 >>149529796
Can my OC kill Superman? And if yes, how far does he go into the DC verse?
Anonymous No.149529746 >>149530070
>>149529602 (OP)
>Casts time stop
>Casts instant death
Anonymous No.149529757
FUCK GOKU
Anonymous No.149529796
>>149529740
Solos dc.
Anonymous No.149529809 >>149529839
>OH MY LILITH...!!! I-IS THAT YOU.... K-K-KING K ROOL?!?!?!?!?!
>ืœึฐื—ึทืจึฐื‘ึผึตืŸ!!!!!!! P-P-PLEASE DON'T HURT ME YOUR MAJESTY!!!! I PAINT MY RED TRUNKS BROWN JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOUR BANANDIUM ROOT'S MAGIC COULD DO TO MY COMMIE COCK LEVEL ASSHOLE!!!!!
>W-WHAAAAAAT?!?!?!?! YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU WERE ONLY GOING TO INVITE ME OVER TO EAT OVERRIPE BANANAS?!?!?!?!?!
>BUT AFTER HAVING A WHIFF OF THE LEVELS OF PURE, ABSOLUTE FAGGOTRY THAT I EXUDE, YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND?!?!?!?! WHICH IS SAYING SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU LIVE AND DIE EATING ROTTEN FOOD?!?!?!?!?!
>YOU'RE GOING TO SUBJECT ME TO HOURS ON END OF NON-STOP RAPE FROM... *gulp*.... A THOUSAND C-C-C-C-COLONEL KOSLOVS?!?!?!?!?!?!
>AND YOU'LL FORCE A URETHRAL PLUG MADE OUT OF LITTLE RED SUNS INTO MY COCK HOLE JUST TO MAKE SURE I HAVE NO WAY TO FIGHT BACK?!?!?!?!
>I'M GOING TO SPEND EVERY DAY OF THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE SUCKING MY OWN SHIT STAINS OUT OF THESE MEN'S DICKS AND ONLY HAVE THEIR SEMEN AS MY ONLY SOURCE OF NUTRITION?!?!?!?!?!?!
>ื–ึดื™ื•ึผืŸ!!!!!!
>ื”ื‘ืŸ ืฉืœื™ ื™ืงื ื ื›ืœ ื›ืš ืื ืื—ื™ื” ื›ื“ื™ ืœืกืคืจ ืœื• ืขืœ ื–ื”!!!!!!
Anonymous No.149529834 >>149529923
To all the HulkFAGGOTS, as a Godzillachad, I got something to tell you...

I love you
Anonymous No.149529839
>>149529809
Canon
Anonymous No.149529842 >>149529861 >>149530112 >>149533337
Realistically, who's the strongest opponent that Mark and Nolan could beat while teaming up?
Anonymous No.149529855
>>149529602 (OP)
I don't care about powerscaling,post more gay porn instead
Anonymous No.149529857 >>149529894 >>149529984
>Gay porn hours
Who do I blame this on? Americans are asleep.
Anonymous No.149529861
>>149529842
Maybe Wolverine.
Anonymous No.149529894
>>149529857
Me. I will take the fall. After all, if i don't get banned, who will?
Anonymous No.149529915 >>149529931
Anonymous No.149529923
>>149529834
I love you too Kaijutard <3
Anonymous No.149529931 >>149529951
>>149529915
So what is Hulk? Another person entirely? His own schizo personality? Some kind of eldritch being that formed found a new body in Banner?
Anonymous No.149529951
>>149529931
Has been portrayed as all of those but the one Marvel mostly tries to stick with is that it's Banner's dark side given it's own personality and sentience
Anonymous No.149529967 >>149530006
>Not even 20 posts in and the thread has already devolved into gay porn spam
Anonymous No.149529981 >>149530051
>RTH
>AI homosexual sloppa
Grim.
Anonymous No.149529984
>>149529857
Europeans are the gayest people on earth why would you even think American is responsible?
Anonymous No.149530006 >>149530057 >>149530095 >>149531002 >>149535980 >>149536034 >>149536642
>>149529967
Post females that would make a good fight
Anonymous No.149530010 >>149530045
>MUTTmerican babble
Anonymous No.149530045
>>149530010
>it took CHADmerica that long to do what gayropeans were doing for centuries
Huh
Anonymous No.149530047 >>149530080 >>149530098 >>149530124
Post SISSYrope not relying on AmeriCHADS to keep them safe from Russian Cock.
Anonymous No.149530051 >>149530061
>>149529981
But KINGulk, I thought you approved of AI homosexual sloppa!
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149477472/#q149479767
Anonymous No.149530057
>>149530006
Atom Eve vs Gwen Tennyson
Anonymous No.149530061 >>149533205 >>149534250
>>149530051
Hulkbros...explain
Anonymous No.149530070 >>149531054
>>149529746
Aren't those spells random chance though?
Anonymous No.149530080
>>149530047
I...
CAAAAAN'T!!!!
Anonymous No.149530095 >>149530291
>>149530006
I'm surprised that they haven't really done anything from the Nier/Drakengard series
Anonymous No.149530098
>>149530047
Koslov gaped superman.
Anonymous No.149530102 >>149530115 >>149530118 >>149530133 >>149530350 >>149531978 >>149532073
Do Miles fans actually exist? I've seen countless slander posts about Deku being a street sweeper, but barely anything out of the losing side. There was all this hype surrounding Miles going into the fight, then basically nothing after he lost.
Anonymous No.149530110
Post the Hulk doing his taxes,
Anonymous No.149530112
>>149529842
Oliver in the middle
Anonymous No.149530115 >>149530149
>>149530102
Normies like spiderverse.
Anonymous No.149530118 >>149530226
>>149530102
Miles is just a checkbox for them, they support him out of a sense of obligation. You can tell by him becoming Thor and literally all they could think of doing with him is
>What if he was ghetto as fuck
Anonymous No.149530124
>>149530047
I-I-I-Iโ€ฆโ€ฆ..
Anonymous No.149530133 >>149530176 >>149531067 >>149532166
>>149530102
They're the ones that keep pushing the street tier bully meme, the fight actually mindbroke them so hard that they're all just openly calling Miles a street tier in their seethe, even the ones that actually knew about his wank
Anonymous No.149530149 >>149530187 >>149531025
>>149530115
Then why was it delayed?
Anonymous No.149530160
Milesisters our hero is a street tier bumโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.149530176 >>149530245 >>149530316 >>149531067
>>149530133
I don't think they are. I think that's the same lovable group of Deku slanderers who've been active since the days of him being a McWagie cuck. God those were a fun couple of months.
Anonymous No.149530187
>>149530149
No joke the movie was supposed to come out last year but they didn't even have a full script ready, which went on 'til the first few months of 2025 if I recall correctly, an absolute mess, I'll tell ya
Anonymous No.149530226 >>149530249 >>149530324 >>149533280
>>149530118
It's funny to me how everyone just ignores the Mexican/Spanish/whatever side of his family and fully focuses on him being black.
Anonymous No.149530240 >>149530334
These threads have gone from cuckold spam to gay spam. At least spam hot babes if you're gonna spam anything.
Anonymous No.149530245 >>149530299
>>149530176
They quieted down since he got the power armor, but this is just a new excuse to bust them out.
Anonymous No.149530249 >>149530284 >>149533280
>>149530226
To be fair Marvel also ignores his hispanic heritage.
Anonymous No.149530284
>>149530249
"Everyone" included Marvel, but I should have clarified
Anonymous No.149530291
>>149530095
Probably wasn't as popular before Nier Automata came out.
Anonymous No.149530299 >>149530384
>>149530245
You mean the pity suit?
Anonymous No.149530313 >>149531040 >>149531966 >>149535972
>>149529602 (OP)
I've been thinking about this part of the youtube sidebar segment in Wile vs Tom. Two of the five characters (Froppy, Navia) are friends (as the title suggests) to characters in then-upcoming episodes (Deku, Traveller). So, what does that make the others? Does this confirm Mickey vs Bugs and Naruto vs Luffy will happen soon?
Anonymous No.149530316
>>149530176
>since the days of him being a McWagie cuck
Qhich is funny since a few weeks after the slander died down this happaneded.
Anonymous No.149530324
>>149530226
He's puerto rican I think
Anonymous No.149530334
>>149530240
H-Holy shit... d-did you just say.... h-h-huh-h-HOT BABIES?!?!!?!?!?! OHHHHH FUUUUUCK I'M GONNA CIRCUMSIZE THEM WITH MY CONCEPT DESTROYING HEAT VISION AND THEN I'M GONNA SLURP SLURP SLURP ON THOSE JUICY PENISES YUM YUM YUM!!!!
Anonymous No.149530350 >>149530363
>>149530102
Miles only exists to the extent that he's useful in pushing an agenda. The second he stops being useful, he ceases to exist.
Anonymous No.149530363 >>149530373
>>149530350
Now replace 2099 with Deku
Anonymous No.149530373
>>149530363
He's thicc enough for it.
Anonymous No.149530384 >>149531227
>>149530299
Doesn't change what it does.
Anonymous No.149530386 >>149530400 >>149530441 >>149530518 >>149532556
>Reddit lusts over waifus during their down time
>/dbg/ spams cuck copypastas and literal gay pornography during theirs
Anonymous No.149530387
There are 5 ips on this thread
Anonymous No.149530400 >>149530422 >>149530473
>>149530386
Yup yup YUP another win for KINGchan.
Anonymous No.149530422 >>149530460
>>149530400
โ€ฆ in the biggest cucks and faggots of all time contest.
Anonymous No.149530441
>>149530386
We already talked about Hulk vs Goji and Ash vs Yugi tho, there are little things to do and we don't care enough about Ruby or Traveler
Anonymous No.149530460 >>149530466
>>149530422
But enough about plebbit
Anonymous No.149530466 >>149530486 >>149530492
>>149530460
โ€ฆโ€™s favorite servant 4chan.
Anonymous No.149530473
>>149530400
>That's why you'll never beat us in the dick sucking contest Reddit, we never stop sucking dicks.
Anonymous No.149530486
>>149530466
...on opposite day which is not today or any day
Anonymous No.149530492 >>149530531
>>149530466
โ€ฆ on every day of every year of every century of every millennium.
Anonymous No.149530518
>>149530386
Leddit was also obessed with cucking the long quiet.
Anonymous No.149530531
>>149530492
...in my fanfic.
Anonymous No.149530540 >>149530555 >>149530565 >>149530579 >>149530593 >>149531809 >>149533169 >>149533292 >>149533749
So who actually wins Grovyle vs Lucina and Judge vs Sans? People have been way too autistic about those matches for ages and they've referenced them enough times to convince me they're probably happening.
Anonymous No.149530555 >>149530578 >>149530592 >>149532091
>>149530540
>Grovyle vs Lucina and Judge vs Sans
Ain't no fucking way those are official fights right?
Anonymous No.149530565 >>149530600
>>149530540
>Grovyle
Why? Stat stomps in high ball, and low ball it is a supernatural soldier vs a magical animal who spams poision.
Anonymous No.149530578 >>149530588
>>149530555
It is mistery dungeon grov.
Anonymous No.149530579
>>149530540
>Grovyle vs Lucina
If real Grovyle has the speed advantage but Lucina with gacha scaling is probably a thousand times stronger
Anonymous No.149530588
>>149530578
That doesn't make it any better!
Anonymous No.149530592
>>149530555
They've been referenced multiple times in official fights this season, plus Judge vs Sans was another fight that was on the poll
Anonymous No.149530593
>>149530540
Sans gets annihilated by the Judge, are you joking?
Anonymous No.149530600 >>149530651 >>149531030
>>149530565
Yeah, but who statstomps? Both can get wonky scaling through gameplay like dodging lightning
Anonymous No.149530651
>>149530600
Grov via "muh legendary"
Anonymous No.149530701 >>149530756 >>149530783
Not even once did I think Fire Emblem characters were as strong as Tales, Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest characters, I always thought they were weak shitters.
Anonymous No.149530756 >>149530787 >>149531552
>>149530701
Heroes literally have Gods powerful enough to destroy timelines.
Anonymous No.149530783
>>149530701
A lot of it is from gacha scaling
Anonymous No.149530787
>>149530756
I know, but I was talking about the main series though of course that was mostly my bias.

The gacha really went crazy with power levels tho
Anonymous No.149530994
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous No.149531002
>>149530006
Xena vs Red Sonja
Anonymous No.149531025
>>149530149
Because Sony is notoriously incompetent. If you've read the leaked e-mails from years ago, you'd know precisely just how incompetent they are.
Anonymous No.149531030
>>149530600
Grovyle if they keep things simple and base it off just their games. Lucina if they really want to wank the fact that she is a prominent character in one of the gacha game's recurring modes where she often times gathers heroes to take on the latest bullshit multiversal threat.

Though that isn't likely to happen I think just because that mode is also kinda comedic and doesn't seem to be taken all that seriously. It's more like just a neat "what if" scenario
Anonymous No.149531040
>>149530313
I see a one piece rep so that is likely, but not a Naruto one.
Anonymous No.149531054 >>149531104
>>149530070
no
Anonymous No.149531067
>>149530133
true
>>149530176
cope
Anonymous No.149531104 >>149531170
>>149531054
Looked it up and apparently beholders don't even have an instant death spell OR timestop KWAB
Anonymous No.149531170
>>149531104
SHITholdersโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.149531227 >>149531286
>>149530384
What does it do exactly? We've never actually seen it in action.
Anonymous No.149531286
>>149531227
All Might had a similar suit, I guess it does the same thing.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149531552 >>149531697
>>149530756
and no one scales to them :p
Anonymous No.149531628 >>149532477 >>149532694
>>149529682
His Tinder profile image vs how he looks like irl
Anonymous No.149531648 >>149531673 >>149531812
Anonymous No.149531673 >>149532859 >>149532926
>>149531648
Would Hulk in his strongest form be able to defeat Knull?
Anonymous No.149531676 >>149531689 >>149531701
Asta won Black Clover won
Anonymous No.149531689
>>149531676
Yep and Decuck lost. So did MHA.
Anonymous No.149531697 >>149531732
>>149531552
I'm new to Fire Emblem, what wrong with the characters from Heroes?
Anonymous No.149531701
>>149531676
That's true, but at the same time so did DeKING and MHA
Anonymous No.149531732
>>149531697
Not him so idk what their logic would be, but Heroes OCs are exclusive entirely to the mobile game, with no appearances in the mainline games. Even though you can very loosely say that Engage did sort of bridge that gap with its own gacha slop mechanics, none of the OCs are actually playable in Engage.

And then there's the fact that in the Heroes story it's pretty much entirely a story about OCs heroes fighting the OC villains. Mainline characters are almost exclusively grunts and fodder used to fill out units on the map. None of them actually face the villains or beat them in combat.
Anonymous No.149531783 >>149532052
>>149529602 (OP)
>Ichigo the statementsman is supposed to be the winner over featsman Naruto
How come Kratos gets a pass?
Anonymous No.149531809 >>149532114
>>149530540
The Judge has 0 resistance to soul hax. If they go with a grounded approach (featless vs featless, no muh lightspeed reaction or retarded sun scaling) sans wins because he has more ways to secure a hit and avoid getting hit. If you go max wank, sans wins too because now he's leeching off Frisk's immeasurable speed and still soulhaxxes judge to death
Anonymous No.149531812
>>149531648
The changes they made to his face actually make him kinda cool. The attempt at making him some giga edgelord horror movie demon instead of just a mega edgelord fucks up all chances of him being an appealing villain.
Anonymous No.149531964
Kawaki needs an episode.
Anonymous No.149531966
>>149530313
Whoโ€™s that between Zoro and Froppy? Also I donโ€™t think Bugs vs Mickey is happening so soon after Coyote vs Tom.
Anonymous No.149531978
>>149530102
Even the debunking videos defending miles aren't from his fans, they are just doing it for pro bono/to defend his verse.
Anonymous No.149532038
I remember when it was Peter and Deku who were considered the duo when it comes to mahvel and bnha fanart these days it's just Miles
Anonymous No.149532052
>>149531783
Nowadays t-hey would very likely put Naruto at multiversal through the same retarded hoops people put Ichigo at that level.
It's legit just more pratical to weight both these characters through feats, like they've been doing to Asta, Deku, and all these other animes.

Kratos is a completelly different beast, as he is an actual God fighting other Gods.
Anonymous No.149532073
>>149530102
Agenda/Narrativeposting is a plague upon this community. That's why we end up with cuckposting all the time here.
Anonymous No.149532090 >>149532099 >>149532133 >>149532165 >>149533659
>a cat died because of these threads
I'm starting to believe that one copypasta, there actually is something satanic going on in these threads.
Anonymous No.149532091
>>149530555
They have been foreshadowed, so unless it is just trolling, then yes. This as a result means that Death Battle is going to likely be doing the multiversal Undertale meme unironically.
Anonymous No.149532099
>>149532090
Tom's death was willed into reality by an unseen force!
Anonymous No.149532114 >>149532136
>>149531809
>The Judge has 0 resistance to soul hax.
i hate this soul hax shit because it's pretty obvious that if you dodge the attacks your soul will dodge them as well so it's not actually that big of a deal. it's not like sans can just spawn bones ontop of the soul, he can in that fake-out attack, but thats because frisk went in for a hug.
Anonymous No.149532133
>>149532090
Cats are food in some places. I don't rule out the possibility of us having a chink here.
Anonymous No.149532136 >>149532178
>>149532114
So you're saying Freddy has a chance?
Anonymous No.149532165
>>149532090
>>a cat died because of these threads
What the hell did I miss
Anonymous No.149532166
>>149530133
I doubt it, the meme essentially requires you to shit in everyone below Deku at the same time.
Anonymous No.149532178 >>149532200
>>149532136
A better match up would be asgore and springtrap or flowey and springtrap due to their histories with the souls of children and child murders
Anonymous No.149532200 >>149532218 >>149532307
>>149532178
I wouldn't be surprised at all if Springtrap appears this season.
Anonymous No.149532218
>>149532200
Springtrap vs Carnage would be cool as fuck
Anonymous No.149532222 >>149532227 >>149532239
>Kasen's arm just got a new AU version in the Gacha
S-sonicsisters... I'm scared
Anonymous No.149532227
>>149532222
I don't even know who you are.
Anonymous No.149532231
Are Torrian and Ismahawk's episodes gonna be this year or next year? Any confirmations?
Anonymous No.149532239
>>149532222
I don't know what Kasen can even do,my knowledge of Touhou is surface level and even then i only know the characters of Touhou 6
Anonymous No.149532307 >>149532315
>>149532200
Springtrap vs Chucky would be fun, but unfortunately he's probably going to be in some kind of joke match if he gets in.
Anonymous No.149532315
>>149532307
I doubt that. I feel like the crew would buy too much into FNAF lore autism to treat him as a throwaway, especially given his newfound relevance.
Anonymous No.149532477 >>149532694
>>149531628
You should see Krato's Grinder account.
Anonymous No.149532505 >>149532560
>>149529602 (OP)
How bad would this have to be to completely ruin the show forever and lead to all fans abandoning it?
Anonymous No.149532523
Goku is evil.
Goku is a villain.
Goku would be killed by Superman and Demonbane.
Anonymous No.149532546
>>149529602 (OP)
Death Battle would make way more money and get far more publicity if they let people gamble on their show.
Anonymous No.149532556
>>149530386
I will never post a waifu, or really any character I care about, in a place as mentally and spiteful death battle.
Anonymous No.149532560 >>149532572
>>149532505
It would take atleast something equal to the bad animation of Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers,having the weird ass calcs of Diocard and bullshit chainscaling like Krasura plus awful choreography to be the worst DB episode ever
Anonymous No.149532572
>>149532560
Oh God all of those sounds genuinely plausible.
Anonymous No.149532581 >>149532584
Demonbane. Planet. NOW.
Anonymous No.149532584
>>149532581
More like big lame planet cow. cause your super fatatatatat
Anonymous No.149532694 >>149532722 >>149534878
>>149531628
>>149532477
>KINGtos slanter months after the release of Death Battle's magnus opus called KINGtos vs Sissysura
He has warped many minds.
Anonymous No.149532716 >>149532722
>magnus opus
Anonymous No.149532718
I don't know if I want to keep posting here, I might not be ready for whatever horrors await us in this remaining weeks
Anonymous No.149532722
>>149532694
>>149532716
BROWNtos...
Anonymous No.149532737 >>149532844
>I can't beat Yugi Muto
Anonymous No.149532764 >>149532807
Now that we've established that the winners will be Godzilla, Yugi, Traveler and Maka, who wins Gru vs Megamind?
Anonymous No.149532807
>>149532764
Megamind
Anonymous No.149532810 >>149532855 >>149532873 >>149534000
Future DB winners
>Godzilla
>Traveler
>Squidward
>Project Zomboid MC
>Bayonetta
>Yugi
>Absolute Wonder Woman
>Marisa
>Grovyle
>Trigon
>The Princess
>Maka
>The Chapulรญn Colorado
>Sans
>Aku
>SCP-096 (or whatever number Shy Guy has)
I come from the future so this is 100% destined to happen
Anonymous No.149532844
>>149532737
>AIEEEE SOLGALEO P-PLEASE HELP ME
Anonymous No.149532855 >>149533021
>>149532810
Aku? It would be the tits if they actually made Aku vs the Lich.
Anonymous No.149532859 >>149532985
>>149531673
Sentry didn't, so probably not. Don't think Knull could permakill Hulk tho, but he'd likely just symbiote possess him instead like with everyone else
Anonymous No.149532873
>>149532810
All true btw. Marisa vs Krillin was pretty kino.
Anonymous No.149532926 >>149532962
>>149531673
> Even Immortal Hulk, while immensely powerful, didnโ€™t display the reality-warping or god-slaying power needed to match Knull.
From my wife ChatGPT.
Anonymous No.149532962 >>149532988
>>149532926
@Grok is this true?
Anonymous No.149532969 >>149533057 >>149533060 >>149533068
New thread

>>>/a/280870586
Anonymous No.149532976 >>149535836
13 Colonies vs Great Britain.

NO FOREIGN AID.
Anonymous No.149532985
>>149532859
>Sentry didn't,
Silver Surfer and Thor did though.
Anonymous No.149532988 >>149533061 >>149533069
>>149532962
>Hulk's strongest forms, like World Breaker, boast infinite strength potential and feats like universe-shattering thunderclaps. Knull, however, is a cosmic god who decapitated Celestials and rips apart Sentry-level beings. While Hulk has smashed symbiote armies, Knull's darkness manipulation and immortality likely overpower him. No, Hulk couldn't defeat Knull.
Anonymous No.149533008 >>149533038 >>149533098 >>149533122 >>149533280 >>149533725
Anonymous No.149533021
>>149532855
Lich is kind of a punk. He would be a manipulative advisor sort to someone like Aku. He would try to get him to go full omnicide until Aku eventuallt gets annoyed by him and no chalantly eye lasers him to dust
Anonymous No.149533038 >>149533051 >>149533062 >>149533067 >>149533725
>>149533008
Yogiri level
Anonymous No.149533051 >>149534089
>>149533038
Yogiri canonically can't kill people from space. It's been officially confirmed as of today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q6yphdZhUA
Anonymous No.149533057
>>149532969
>deleted
I did my part.
Anonymous No.149533060
>>149532969
>simon posted
>thread immediately nuked
Holy FVARK!
Anonymous No.149533061
>>149532988
Thank you Grok, you're my favorite deputy
Anonymous No.149533062
>>149533038
I love how people use this part where Goku actually fucking planned his death in a 5D chess move and came back to life later.
Anonymous No.149533067
>>149533038
>gokek solo'ed by random innocuous literal who twink cuck tr/a/nime mc instance #531236213
yup YUP
Anonymous No.149533068
>>149532969
Guys I just went to this tread and saw sonic.exe!And he blew up my MOTHERFUCKING 3ds!
Anonymous No.149533069 >>149533178
>>149532988
>>Hulk's strongest forms, like World Breaker,
Is grok from like 2010
Anonymous No.149533098
>>149533008
folks just like seeing characters with ultra hax and complex abilities getting stomped by other characters that are only physically strong going unga bunga on them. Even if half of the time the one with hax should win
Anonymous No.149533118
>>149529620
This is the average Godzillafag and Hulkfag look like and all the autism ragebaiting is lex trying to damage the reputation of GOATSHULK and GOATSZILLA
Anonymous No.149533120 >>149533185 >>149535031
>Ben, Chad and Liam do a final "thank you" stream after the release of their orgasmic, world-shatteringly good magnum opus, Kasen vs Sonic 4.
>"Thanks to you guys and all of your lovingly donated cash, we no longer have to Battle Death anymore!"
>They all simultaneously bow like a bunch of chinks.
>They all take a swig from a weird glass and start convulsing and choking from the poison.
>Nemesis Bloodryche will see this and critique the air molecules for being too clear, whilst also coming out as a troon on behalf of Swank.
>Moro follows this up with an animated funeral for Death Battle, complete with various combatants in black suits playing bagpipes.
>Rumors begin to escalate of Kratos vs Asura being haunted, with sightings of the fiction-transcending Kratos.exe wandering around a night, on the hunt for jeets.

This IS HOW DEATH BATTLE ENDS! I AM FROM THE FUTURE, ALL THAT I PREDICT MUST COME TRUE. THIS IS HOW THE ULTIMATE LEGACY WILL PLAY OUT.
Anonymous No.149533122
>>149533008
Do not put those two shitters in the same pic as IATIA plz.
Anonymous No.149533169 >>149533554
>>149530540
>Lucina vs Grovyle
Lucina should win. Grovyle was restrained by regular ropes that he needed to trick Sableye scratching him to break out of, while Lucina is bona fide superhuman from the feats in her game. Even giving Grovyle manga feats doesn't give him anything particularly impressive other than just breaking a little bit of crystal.
Grovyle will unfortunately win because he's scaled to a featless 'god of time' that needs an independent machine to keep time moving.

>Judge vs Sans
There's no realistic framework in which this fight works because we have no real idea of Judge's capabilities and/or how he even fits into Undertale's battle system. Even Sans' best feat is just 'annoying the player to death' with no real conception of the player's own abilities other than being maybe mildly superhuman.
Anonymous No.149533178
>>149533069
>Immortal Hulk does surpass World Breaker in baseline power (galaxy-level feats) and regeneration, tapping into cosmic entities like the One Below All for potential multiversal strength. Against Knull, his immortality could counter symbiote control, but Knull's Celestial-slaying
Anonymous No.149533185 >>149533303
>>149533120
Sonic won that btw.
Anonymous No.149533191
>STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
Anonymous No.149533205 >>149534569
>>149530061
There is no explanation beyond the surface level. Hulk is almost exclusively posted by browns here, hence the /dbs/ cross-trolling. Occam's razor is outerversal.
And before you get cheeky, Kaijufags are the same damn shit. At least THEY aren't posting gay zilla porn outside of that one crop that got turned into YET ANOTHER Hulkfag spam image. The entire matchup is incestuous and homosexual.
Anonymous No.149533262 >>149533428 >>149534362 >>149534551
Does the Nesquik Bunny have any good matchups?
Anonymous No.149533280 >>149533486 >>149536412
>>149533008
Nemo doesn't deserve to be lumped in with those gigafaggots
>>149530226
>>149530249
Even his creator doesn't give a fuck. Miles's spic side is almost ENTIRELY token and that's rich coming from the fact he's half-token and half-token, while almost exclusively acting one way and not like a mix of both cultures
Anonymous No.149533292 >>149533554
>>149530540
Dunno about Grovyle VS Lucina because I have zero interest and its a dumb fight. Sans VS Judge is weird due to the nature of their games and hashing out how they would even interact. General impressions I have heard is Judge takes it but I would need to look more into it for a more sokid idea
Anonymous No.149533303
>>149533185
By Odin's fade this shall come true.
Anonymous No.149533337
>>149529842
Incest is wrong and disgusting
Anonymous No.149533428 >>149533513
>>149533262
>N
>Makes the pool brown
What was Nestlรฉ cooking up with this?
Anonymous No.149533486
>>149533280
I didn't notice that until you pointed it out kekaroo
Anonymous No.149533513
>>149533428
AIDS.
Anonymous No.149533554 >>149534245
>>149533169
>>149533292
I think Death Battle would just play it straight, make it a standard battle and downscale them from The Batter and Frisk respectively. Expect a surprising amount of wank for both.
Anonymous No.149533659
>>149532090
>a cat
3 cats
Anonymous No.149533696 >>149536428 >>149536580
Who comes up with this stuff?
Also, CHAdppino wins
Anonymous No.149533725 >>149533732 >>149533744
>>149533008
>>149533038
Goku beats them
Anonymous No.149533732 >>149533776
>>149533725
's meat.
Anonymous No.149533744 >>149533776
>>149533725
...off
Anonymous No.149533749 >>149534008
>>149530540
Grovyle has universal scaling
Anonymous No.149533765 >>149533818
Besides BFR and Existence Erasure, how does most of your favorites in fiction kill him? He may have the durability of a 10 year old, but you know. Cthulhu cult immortality? Kid has been gored and killed in all sorts of ways.
Anonymous No.149533776
>>149533732
>>149533744
>homosexual fantasies
>fornication
yup Goku wins because you've sinned
Anonymous No.149533818 >>149534598
>>149533765
Kill his parents
Anonymous No.149534000 >>149534034
>>149532810
There is no future with that booking. Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.149534008 >>149534120
>>149533749
Universal wall level agreement? Yes.
Anonymous No.149534034
>>149534000
Look at this sad motherfucker. The shittiest match in that set up is the one that's going to happen.
Anonymous No.149534056 >>149534153 >>149534560
My hero is cuckoldversal
Anonymous No.149534089
>>149533051
Yogiri, more like Gojiri.
Anonymous No.149534120
>>149534008
>Kratos out of nowhere
Anonymous No.149534153
>>149534056
MHAbro...
Anonymous No.149534245 >>149534481
>>149533554
The issue isn't necessarily the battleboarding side of things since you can be disingenuous like most battleboarders and use made up terms like 'attack potency' or pretend either of them has real speed feats to say one of them wins.

The issue is the fight animation. Most of Sans' 'attacks' don't really make sense outside the context of an Undertale fight where you control a 2D character in a little box which would be extremely lame to watch. And Judge is even worse because we have actually no animated conception for how he fights. Then there's potential dialogue where Judge's long winded and annoying way of talking does not really fit Death Battle.
Anonymous No.149534250
>>149530061
>falseflagging
Is that all?
Anonymous No.149534268 >>149534298 >>149534305
>Minus One sequel
>Monsterverse sequel
>Shin Godzilla sequel
vs.
>She Hulk Season 2
Anonymous No.149534292 >>149534417 >>149534433
What's the next Zelda character to have a fight?
Anonymous No.149534298
>>149534268
Has Shulk s2 even been confirmed to be happening? I thought it was up in the air with a high chance of being canned?
Anonymous No.149534303 >>149534448
Do it.
Anonymous No.149534305 >>149534397
>>149534268
>current capeSOVL run by PKJ
>Imperial
>Tokon
>Rivals
Yup yup.
Anonymous No.149534362
>>149533262
Thats foul. Those people probably pissed in that pool.
Anonymous No.149534397 >>149534435 >>149534438
>>149534305
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0&pp=ygUMR3VuZGFtIHN0eWxl
Anonymous No.149534417 >>149534500
>>149534292
Well that other versus show ghat did Starfire VS Blaze is doing Sidon VS Undyne
Anonymous No.149534433
>>149534292
I personally feel like the well has been dry for the Zelda cast. Link got a super composite and Tears of the Kingdom didn't afford him much in the way of particularly interesting (for the sake of comparable match ups) techniques.
Zelda herself still basically has zero feats to meaningfully draw from for the format. The upcoming muso game will likely change this, but we'd have to wait for it to make any judgements for potential opponents.
Ganondorf could have some applicability as an army vs army scenario, but he already has two episodes under his belt.
If we go outside of the trio, then it has some options, but are massively less popular. Perhaps the best option would be the four heroes and their mechs.
Anonymous No.149534435 >>149534460
>>149534397
Anonymous No.149534438 >>149534467
>>149534397
>Hulk: Do that little dance I like before solo your verse
>Godzilla:
Anonymous No.149534448
>>149534303
What's the stall for DB doing an eva match-up? It's bound to rake in views?
Anonymous No.149534453
POPULARulk the BELOVED!!
Anonymous No.149534460 >>149534494
>>149534435
>Godzilla: Do that little dance I like before solo your verse
>Hulk:
Anonymous No.149534465 >>149534471 >>149534483 >>149534489 >>149534502 >>149534534 >>149534555 >>149534576 >>149534599
So is Hulk going to continue the Big 2 capeshit losing streak?
Anonymous No.149534467
>>149534438
k, b, c
Anonymous No.149534471
>>149534465
Probably.
Anonymous No.149534481
>>149534245
Most vs animations just equate the body with the soul and make sans fight as if he's not a game character, Death Battle would do the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7jiGaoweYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx0PwRuZ9kU
And they have done the same, see the Sans vs Ness DBX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6wUs7orI98
The weird thing is, I don't remember Judge being able to teleport like that in OFF, he has so little to work with that people had to make shit up for him, he would be the most "nothing" character to ever be on the show, not even S1 Riptor had it this bad.
Anonymous No.149534483
>>149534465
No.
Anonymous No.149534489
>>149534465
Yes
Anonymous No.149534494
>>149534460
K.B.C^โˆž
Anonymous No.149534500
>>149534417
Why? Is it solely because fish with spear vs fish with spear?
I think that unless they embrace multiversal Undertale, then Sidon should have it firmly. Monsters having that whole killing intent weakness is a bit of a nail in the coffin for most match ups. Likewise, Sidon's ability for hydrokinesis and its functionality as a shield gives him protection against Undyne's attacks.
Anonymous No.149534502 >>149534544
>>149534465
Hulk couldnt even take WEAKly. No way is he beating CHADzilla
Anonymous No.149534530
Anonymous No.149534534 >>149534561 >>149534591
>>149534465
Anonymous No.149534544
>>149534502
Broly would eat the Godzillas like a bag of candy.
Anonymous No.149534548 >>149534674
Yall tried to get wordgirls thread deleted
Anonymous No.149534551
>>149533262
The Energizer Bunny or the Trix Rabbit.
Anonymous No.149534555 >>149534556
>>149534465
Hulk WILL win and bring back honor to capeGOLD.
Anonymous No.149534556
>>149534555
Yup.
Anonymous No.149534560
>>149534056
Usagi....
Anonymous No.149534561
>>149534534
>Hulk helping Superman get back on his feet after Godzilla bullied him
Anonymous No.149534569 >>149534637 >>149534894
>>149533205
ZillaFAGGOTs have been caught falseflagging every time.
Anonymous No.149534576
>>149534465
Of course. Godzilla hangs out with /m/chads and /m/ mogs capeshit
Anonymous No.149534591 >>149534900
>>149534534
>Hulk rubbing Superman's neck after he had to pull Doomsday off Hulk again.
Anonymous No.149534595
that loss made me angry Deku and YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT WHEN I'M ANGRY
Anonymous No.149534598
>>149533818
Kenny has re-materialized from death before.
Anonymous No.149534599
>>149534465
DC won their last fight, anon.
Anonymous No.149534602 >>149534610 >>149534632
>
Anonymous No.149534608
Hulk WILL bring back honor to all of capeGOLD.
Hulk WILL solo all of /a/ and /m/.
Anonymous No.149534610
>>149534602
>tumblr filename
Anonymous No.149534632 >>149534671
>>149534602
Familiar artstyle.
Anonymous No.149534637
>>149534569
they're all the same shade of brown to me
Anonymous No.149534638 >>149534660 >>149534719
Anonymous No.149534660
>>149534638
We don't speak brown here.
Anonymous No.149534661 >>149534719
>SPICzillaHOMO posting gay shit
Grim.
Anonymous No.149534671
>>149534632
Yeah it is one of Ottley's pieces. Also includes the likes of Superman killing Batman accidentally, Batman and Mark teaming up to kill Superman, Mark shoving Superman and Hulk aside, multiple instances of Nolan and Mark killing Superman, so on and so forth.
Anonymous No.149534674
>>149534548
Lexiconians are busted compared to some cucky boy that's using a fake and gay version of the Avatar State
Anonymous No.149534691
>inb4 the inevitable dunking on Hulk for this because name
RIP Hulkamania.
Anonymous No.149534698 >>149534706 >>149534728
ENOUGH

Godzilla's son vs Hulk's son.
Anonymous No.149534706 >>149534734
>>149534698
Skaar is basically a Hulk Conan. He is cooler.
Anonymous No.149534713 >>149534796
>*Hulk starts charging himself with TOBA energy*
>โ€In Marvel's day, in DCโ€™s night,โ€
>โ€No scaling shall escape Hulk's sight,โ€
>โ€To those who worship Kaiju's might,โ€
>โ€Beware Hulk's powerโ€ฆ COMICโ€™S LIIIGHT!โ€
>RADIATION IS FOOORMIIING
>*Godzilla Ultima breaks through Hulkโ€™s Cosmic Punch and shatters his whole arm*
>โ€SKREEEEOOOOOOONNNNNKKKKKKK!โ€
>MOVIES ARE SCOOORIIING
>*Godzilla's punch hits Hulk right in the mouth, cracking his existence through all fiction*
>*Hulk lies on the dirt of Mars, looking up at the victor, Godzilla, as his body slowly fades away*
>โ€Hulk thinks...you'd makeโ€ฆa goodโ€ฆAvenger.โ€
>*Hulk vaporizes into thin air, except for a orb of green energy with TOBA power that proceeds to speak*
>โ€GODZILLA OF EARTH-1954, YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSENโ€
>*Godzilla smirks*
>โ€SKREONKโ€ฆโ€
>*cut to black*
>โ€โ€ฆSKREOOONK.โ€
K.O.!
Anonymous No.149534714
HULK IS DEAD
Anonymous No.149534719 >>149534733 >>149534736
>>149534638
>>149534661
>One minute apart
>Hulkbro is melting down so badly hes falseflaging and rthing
Nonono is it truly THAT over Hulkbros? We arnt going 0-3 right?! Aaaaiiiiii
Anonymous No.149534728
>>149534698
They look at the Hulkzilla suck-off, cringe internally to the point of near-implosion and agree to never be as gay as their fathers
made for a great front-page story for the Bugle I tell you hwat
Anonymous No.149534733 >>149534774
>>149534719
>arnt
>IESLB
Retard...
Anonymous No.149534734
>>149534706
Cooler is Freeza's brother.
Anonymous No.149534736
>>149534719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66jKgLjt1Tg
Anonymous No.149534737 >>149534752
>HOMOSEXUAL WARRIORS FIGHT FOR HOMOSEXUAL PRIDE
Anonymous No.149534740 >>149534762 >>149534764 >>149534771 >>149535168 >>149536471
>Iron Man beats Superman
Even Tony's weakest armor can hold its own against a suppressed Thor or Hulk, both of whom could rape stomp a Superman operating at around 50% power. So if that's what his lower-end suits can handle, then his most powerful armor could easily man-handle Superman at full strength (without any outside amps), just him going all out.

>Popeye beats Vegito
Vegito has no reliable way to permanently kill Popeye. Popeye not only outspeeds him, since Vegito is at best infinite speed, while Popeye scales to immeasurable speed. Vegito either gets hax-stomped or Popeye stalls until the Potara fusion runs out, or he just uses Fission Inducement to split Goku and Vegeta apart.

>Sonic beats Mario
At his peak, Mario caps at Large Star level with a Power Star, and in base form, heโ€™s only Multi-Continent level, and he has no universal feats. Sonic, on the other hand, is at least planet-level in base (having defeated Perfect Chaos without the Chaos Emeralds), and Universal as Super Sonic. Also, Mario's hax is meaningless since he can't hit Sonic.

This is the truth, take it or leave it.
Anonymous No.149534750
So since Donkey Kong's Bananza forms require Pauline's singing, does that in turn force DK to take partnered match ups?
Anonymous No.149534752
>>149534737
>Princes of Pride out of NOWHERE
Anonymous No.149534762 >>149534838
>>149534740
>Sonic beats Mario
You just HAD to screw it all up right at the end, didn't you?
Anonymous No.149534764 >>149534780
>>149534740
>Universal as Super Sonic
Post Sonic killing Solaris on his own
Anonymous No.149534771
>>149534740
Super Sonic is planetary, take it or leave it.
Anonymous No.149534774 >>149534802
>>149534733
>look at the edit I made
Ohnono he's showing all the signs. Hulkbros our 0-3 trophy is coming for us...
Anonymous No.149534780 >>149534817
>>149534764
No, no, actually, let me make this easier for you, post "planet-level" base Sonic outrunning a black hole
Anonymous No.149534786
>hulk Hogan dies today
>The incredible hulk is gonna die again soon
Bad time to be a hulk fan
Anonymous No.149534796
>>149534713
This happened.
Anonymous No.149534802 >>149534834 >>149534836
>>149534774
>spic has no argument
Yup yup. Many such cases.
Anonymous No.149534817 >>149534858
>>149534780
I hate that stupid Wisp energy explosion thing, it gets zero description or anything, but scalers call it a black hole all the time.
Anonymous No.149534834 >>149534867
>>149534802
>Racism
>nonsense abiut an argument
You're posting gay porn and acting like someone else is doing it. What argument is there to be had?
Anonymous No.149534836
>>149534802
how many images do you have in your hulk reaction folder?
Anonymous No.149534838 >>149534849
>>149534762
Sonic is faster than Mario, though. Even if Mario was stronger, he could never touch Sonic.
Anonymous No.149534849
>>149534838
>Sonic is faster than Mario
Nobody tell him
Anonymous No.149534855 >>149535074
>Hulk literally died
Bros?
Anonymous No.149534857 >>149534872
>hulk
Anonymous No.149534858 >>149534911
>>149534817
They also keep parroting how Sonic laying unconscious inside of it while surrounded by a shit-ton of Wisps is also supposed to be a resistance feat like the scene isn't meant to imply those things are protecting him lol
Anonymous No.149534862
....
Anonymous No.149534867
>>149534834
>abiut
>IESLB
>AGAIN
Brownbro....calm down.
Anonymous No.149534869
Sonic no diffs Goku btw
Anonymous No.149534872
>>149534857
I can't believe Broly doesn't swallow...
Anonymous No.149534878
>>149532694
>slanter
>magnus opus
ESLtosโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.149534894
>>149534569
>kaijuFAGGOT immediately falseflags and gets caught after this post
They're not sending their best.
Anonymous No.149534900 >>149534946
>>149534591
Does Hulk have ANY good showings in crossovers? I mean he jobbed to BatCHAD in one comic
Anonymous No.149534904 >>149534915
>Hulk H. died
Hulkbros... is this a sign??
Anonymous No.149534909 >>149534956
>
Anonymous No.149534911
>>149534858
One thing that gets me is how they use a Prima strategy guide to make Sonic have immeasurable speeds in Sonic and the Secret Rings. Like the actual context of the level is that a corridor stretches and obstacles appear within it.
But rather than actually crossing the entire room by foot, Sonic takes portals that advance him forwards to each section until he eventually gets to the end.
Anonymous No.149534912 >>149534979 >>149535016 >>149535048
>>149529602 (OP)
I think Godzilla will win. Because itโ€™s a fan favorite and the audience is used ro Hulk getting gored or exploded. More people would be upset with Godzilla dying.
Anonymous No.149534915 >>149534925 >>149534954 >>149535297
>>149534904
That means Hulk will win because it's to honor Hogan
Anonymous No.149534924
I'm a zillabro and I made that image btw
Anonymous No.149534925
>>149534915
Bardock lost to Nolan.
Anonymous No.149534934 >>149534957 >>149534970 >>149535032 >>149535205
>"BARK BARK BARK BARK"
>"Hush boy, you are a corrupt hero no more."
Anonymous No.149534944
>used ro
>IESLBzilla
They really are brown.
Anonymous No.149534946 >>149534989
>>149534900
There's no shame in losing to batgos.
Anonymous No.149534954
>>149534915
Does The Incredible Hulk have a patriotic iteration like Godzilla does?
Anonymous No.149534956 >>149535224
>>149534909
With 5 minutes of prep Batman wins btw
Anonymous No.149534957 >>149534975 >>149534984 >>149535165 >>149535330
>>149534934
Deku gapes Peter and all of his villains
Anonymous No.149534970
>>149534934
Peter gapes Deku and all of his villains.
Anonymous No.149534971 >>149535314
Kings
Anonymous No.149534975 >>149535006
>>149534957
3 mountain/island busters Deku can fight, now
Anonymous No.149534979
>>149534912
>More people would be upset with Godzilla dying.
Good ragebait then.
Anonymous No.149534984
>>149534957
...in my fanfiction cope.
Anonymous No.149534989 >>149535587
>>149534946
Anonymous No.149535006
>>149534975
Um...well...hold on a minute...
Anonymous No.149535016
>>149534912
>More people would be upset with Godzilla dying.
I hope so.
Anonymous No.149535031
>>149533120
Kasen won all 4 battles btw
Anonymous No.149535032
>>149534934
Kek. Funny.
Anonymous No.149535048 >>149535092
>>149534912
>More people would be upset with Godzilla dying.
Weren't you supposed to post a reason why Godzilla should win here
Anonymous No.149535050
>ranGOD to the janny
Anonymous No.149535074
>>149534855
is that from the latest crossover
Anonymous No.149535078
RIP Hulk Hogan.
Anonymous No.149535092 >>149535104
>>149535048
Hulk sissies reason why he should win is because he got folded twice and he totally wonโ€™t go 3-0
Anonymous No.149535104
>>149535092
>IESLB
Anonymous No.149535111 >>149535140
HULK
(voice shaking with primal rage)
HULKโ€ฆ STRONGESTโ€ฆ THERE IS!

Kratos, gasping for air, forces his body to stand once more. His energy is running low, but his resolve never fades. His eyes meet Hulkโ€™s, burning with defiance.

KRATOS
(voice strained, but unwavering)
You have strength, Hulk. But I have hope.

In a final, desperate move, Kratos channels all his energy into one last strike. He summons the Power of Hope and swings his Blades of Chaos at Hulk with the force of an entire universe behind him. But Hulk, in a final surge of destructive rage, grabs both blades and pulls Kratos toward him, delivering a devastating punch straight to Kratosโ€™s chest.

The impact is so powerful that the very space around them warps, and Kratos is sent flying backward through the air. He crashes into the ground, his body shattered and broken.

KRATOS
(gasping, blood spilling from his mouth)
Atreusโ€ฆ Iโ€™m sorryโ€ฆ

Kratosโ€™s body lies motionless on the ground, his Power of Hope fading as his final breath escapes him. His eyes, once filled with fury and determination, now close for the last time.

HULK
(breathing heavily, voice low)
Hulkโ€ฆ win.
Anonymous No.149535116
Hulkeks are losing hard.
Anonymous No.149535140
>>149535111
This happened. I was there.
Anonymous No.149535153 >>149535157 >>149535215
Anonymous No.149535157
>>149535153
Anonymous No.149535165 >>149535190 >>149535218
>>149534957
Deku. Illusion Resistance. NOW.
Anonymous No.149535168
>>149534740
SONIC. PLANET. NOW.
Anonymous No.149535181 >>149535223
The metal buckles, and Hoganโ€™s ribs crack audibly. Blood sprays from his mouth as he slumps, but the Hulkamaniacs chant louder, reviving him.Hogan (coughing blood, grinning): โ€œYou canโ€™t stop Hulkamania, brother! Say your prayers and eat your vitamins!โ€Hogan hulks up, shaking off the pain. He points at The Hulk, whoโ€™s now frothing with gamma-fueled rage. Hogan dodges a massive punch, slides behind, and locks in a sleeper hold. The Hulk flails, his strength waning as Hoganโ€™s pythons squeeze tighter. Green veins bulge, then burst, spraying viscous blood across the ring.The Hulk drops to one knee, gasping. But in a desperate surge, he breaks free, grabbing Hogan and slamming him head-first into the mat. The impact splits Hoganโ€™s scalp, blood pooling beneath him. The Hulk raises both fists for a crushing blow, but Hogan rolls away, grabbing a steel chair from under the ring.Hogan (wiping blood from his eyes): โ€œTime to end this, greenie!โ€Hogan swings the chair with superhuman force, cracking The Hulkโ€™s skull. Green blood gushes as The Hulk staggers. Hogan doesnโ€™t stopโ€”he swings again and again, each hit caving in The Hulkโ€™s chest, ribs snapping like twigs. The crowd is deafening as green gore coats the ring.The Hulk (weakly, voice cracking): โ€œHulkโ€ฆ wantโ€ฆ mommyโ€ฆโ€The Hulk collapses, tears streaming from his eyes as he whimpers for his mother. Hogan, bloodied but unyielding, climbs the turnbuckle. He points to the sky, soaking in the crowdโ€™s energy, then leaps, delivering a devastating Atomic Leg Drop. The impact severs The Hulkโ€™s neck, green blood fountaining as his head rolls across the ring.Hogan (standing over the corpse, flexing): โ€œHulkamania lives forever, brother!โ€The crowd erupts as Hogan poses, blood and sweat dripping from his battered body. The Hulkโ€™s lifeless form shrinks back to Bruce Banner, still whimpering โ€œmommyโ€ as his eyes glaze over.
Anonymous No.149535190
>>149535165
I CAN'T!
Anonymous No.149535200
Hulk Hogan has just died. This must be a sign.

Damn... RIP Brother.
Anonymous No.149535205 >>149535234 >>149535342
>>149534934
>Peterfag wants to get into another losing fight against BnH
Is this some kind of Humiliation fetish?
Anonymous No.149535215
>>149535153
>Hulk running to get his 0-3 over with
Anonymous No.149535218
>>149535165
He doesnโ€™t need it.
Anonymous No.149535223
>>149535181
Kratos has been avenged
Anonymous No.149535224
>>149534956
I genuinely bet that if Bruce knew of Tony's existence beforehand, rather than getting jumped at the Watchtower, he could have formulated a way to prevent himself from dying to boundless High 1-A nanomachines
Anonymous No.149535234
>>149535205
>seething over a funny edit
Sad.
Anonymous No.149535261 >>149535277
We must all be better MEN
Anonymous No.149535277 >>149535291
>>149535261
My hero encouraged me to transition into a better WOMAN!
Anonymous No.149535287 >>149535305 >>149535436 >>149535447
HULK
(screaming with babyish butthurt)
HULKโ€ฆ STRONGESTโ€ฆ THERE IS!

Kratos does not flinch. He does not rise to meet the tantrum. He merely breathesโ€”measured, controlled. His flesh bears no wound. His eyes, steady and regal, watch the green snowflake with something approaching pity.

KRATOS
(quietly)
You scream as a child does. Loud enough to hide your fear.

Hulk charges, each footfall shaking the dirt like drums of war. But Kratos does not move. Instead, he stands, as if in prayerโ€”or judgment.

With deliberate grace, he draws the Sword of Olympus, its glow a soft whiteโ€”ancient, absolute.

Hulk lunges.

Kratos waits.

And when Hulk is but a breath awayโ€”
Kratos plunges the blade downward.

The sword pierces Hulk's chest like parchment, impaling him to the ground. The green yellow belly freezes mid-roar, pain, confusion and terror flashing across his face. His fists, once unstoppable, tremble uselessly in the air. Kratos kneels above, driving the blade deeper through, as Hulk whimpers in pain, begging unintelligently for mercy.

Kratos rises, steady and calm, leaving the blade in place with a slow, merciful strength.

KRATOS
(soft, solemn)
You are a monster no longer.

The glow of the Sword of Olympus pulses once. Then Hulk collapses, silently, eyes wide not in rageโ€”but in awe at the mercy of Kratos.

Kratos withdraws the sword and looks skyward. A cold wind stirs around him, and the battlefield falls quiet.

Only stillness.

A King stands aloneโ€”unmoved, unshaken, inspiring a better world of better men.
Anonymous No.149535291
>>149535277
Proud of you, Dekubro.
Anonymous No.149535297
>>149534915
0-3 for Hulk? That doesn't work for me brother.
Anonymous No.149535305
>>149535287
Kratos was TEACHING him...
Anonymous No.149535314
>>149534971
who's that cringy autistic loser on the right? It looks like Mario's punching bag
Anonymous No.149535330 >>149535354
>>149534957
explain your cope if you even have the balls to stand by your statement
Anonymous No.149535342 >>149535398
>>149535205
I didn't see (You) complaining when it was a kratosura edit. Curious...
Anonymous No.149535354 >>149535377 >>149535385
>>149535330
Itโ€™s simple really. Deku beat Spiderman who is stronger than his villains.
Anonymous No.149535377
>>149535354
>Deku beat Spiderman
Wiz, Boomstick... Marvel isn't going to sponsor you just because you sucked off Miles for 20 minutes.
Anonymous No.149535381
Why are people even talking about Ultima? That featless fodder is a non-factor.

>muh true form
Is stuck in some other dimension like a cuck and canโ€™t do anything.
Anonymous No.149535385 >>149535409 >>149535423 >>149535432
>>149535354
Deku beat Miles Morales, not Spider-Man.
Anonymous No.149535394 >>149535420 >>149535436
Is Rudeus the strongest canon pedophile in fiction?
Anonymous No.149535398
>>149535342
It really does make you think doesn't it?
Anonymous No.149535409 >>149535428 >>149535482
>>149535385
And what does Spiderman do that Miles canโ€™t?
Anonymous No.149535420
>>149535394
That guy looks fruity enough to be raped and gaped by the pedophilic superheroes in The Boys
Anonymous No.149535423
>>149535385
Miles Morales frequently shows he's stronger and better than peter in every way. Also has more and better powers too
Anonymous No.149535428 >>149535461 >>149535463
>>149535409
He beat a herald.
Anonymous No.149535432
>>149535385
Miles oneshotted peter btw.
Deku also oneshots cucky peter
Anonymous No.149535435
Are there any othe Godzilla fan who have watch Toho's web series, Chibi Godzilla and Godziban? I don't see a lot of us talking about it.
Anonymous No.149535436
>>149535287
Canontos
>>149535394
It's Still Hal
Anonymous No.149535446 >>149535473
>cucky
Place of birth and skin color?
Anonymous No.149535447
>>149535287
Who?
Anonymous No.149535449 >>149535468
So with his recent upscale, can Trigon finally defeat Vegeta?
Anonymous No.149535461
>>149535428
Iโ€™m sure Miles could as well.
Anonymous No.149535463 >>149535487
>>149535428
Miles beat Solus who absorbed the Enigma force (stronger than Beyonder level)
Anonymous No.149535465 >>149535716
>cucky
>Kylejeet woke up
Here we go again.
Anonymous No.149535468
>>149535449
Didn't Trigon get nodiffed by Bizarro?
Anonymous No.149535471 >>149535695
I'm more sad that Hulk Hogan, the character, died, and not Terry, who portrayed him. Dude was a grade A piece of shit. Jessie Ventura tried to start a wrestling union to make it easier for the wrestlers who get injured, Terry went and tattled to Vince. I don't care if he was a racist or a trump supporter either. The fact he made the Undertaker think he injured him for years though? Fuck.
Anonymous No.149535473
>>149535446
cucky is an english word, cucky boi simon
Anonymous No.149535481 >>149535510
Spider-Man gapes the MHAverse.
Cope and seethe.
Anonymous No.149535482
>>149535409
>be an actual Spider-Man
>not be a combination of two token minorities while basically forsaking one to the point of comedic punchline anytime he says spanglish shit
>actually care about others in a truly selfless manner to the point of willing to undergo self-sacrifice
>not be made for the sole purpose of subverting a culture and identity at the direct expense of his predecessors
>upholding the great responsibility that his great powers entail
Anonymous No.149535487 >>149535530
>>149535463
The Enigma Force? From the Micronauts comic? That shit isn't as strong as the Beyonder.
Anonymous No.149535491
So with her recent downscale, can Goku finally defeat Wonder Woman?
Anonymous No.149535492 >>149535521
I'm so glad there's a dedicated fan community in these threads that support the love for this underrated Sonic character.
Anonymous No.149535504 >>149535716
>SIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMON
Kylejeet....let it go.
Anonymous No.149535510 >>149535526 >>149535545 >>149535612
>>149535481
Heโ€™s a streetshitter. Heโ€™s not gaping shit.
Anonymous No.149535521
>>149535492
nothing wrong with loving and protecting birds
Anonymous No.149535523 >>149535528
Oh my, oh my, no one told me Spiderman was a delicious choco prince! Yummy!
Anonymous No.149535526
>>149535510
>streetshitter
>Kylejeet out of NOWHERE
Anonymous No.149535528
>>149535523
Calm down Tonyโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.149535530
>>149535487
it is now. Stronger even, the Beyonders need to use it to get anything done.
Anonymous No.149535545
>>149535510
>Deku out of THIN AIR
Anonymous No.149535549
>Hulk Hogan died
Slame em Hulkster
Anonymous No.149535560 >>149535585 >>149535597 >>149535632
Why not.

Who would win Peter Parker or Shigaraki?
Anonymous No.149535577 >>149535590 >>149535602 >>149535617 >>149535633
SUPERMAN
(lip wobbling, voice cracking with false nobility)
I fight for truthโ€ฆ justiceโ€ฆ and the Globohomo way!

Kratos looks down at the gayly coloured midget in front of him, unfazed. His expression is unreadableโ€”like a mountain hearing the wind brag.

KRATOS
(hollow, unimpressed)
You fight for applause.

Supermanโ€™s brow furrows, uncertain whether to respond with tears or anger. His cape flutters behind himโ€”clean, polished, pristine. Someone who has never had to work hard or get their hands dirty.

SUPERMAN
(sputtering)
Iโ€”I protect people. I inspire them!

KRATOS
You entertain them.
(pauses)
You have never known war. Only performance.

With a frustrated grunt, Superman rockets forward, red eyes glowing, fists clenched like a child who didnโ€™t get his way.

Kratos waits. Calm. Still.

The moment Superman strikesโ€”Kratos steps inside his punch, grabs him by the throat, and slams him to his knees, as if dragging a misbehaving pup to heel.

SUPERMAN
(struggling, whining now)
Youโ€ฆ you canโ€™tโ€ฆPLEASE!

KRATOS
(interrupting, cold)
You are not a god. You are a mascot.

He draws the Sword of Olympus, radiant and ancient, far older than Supermanโ€™s illegal immigrant ideals. Without flourish, Kratos plunges the blade downโ€”through Supermanโ€™s chest and into the ground beneath him, pinning him down to earth like a broken banner.

Superman gasps, eyes wide in disbeliefโ€”his sun-given strength means nothing. His image? Powerless.

Kratos kneels above him, hand firm on the swordโ€™s hilt, his face lit by divine wrath and weary wisdom.

KRATOS
(quiet, final)
You are a monster no longer.

Supermanโ€™s eyes flickerโ€”no longer glowing. His breath slows. Around them, silence reigns. The wind no longer stirs.

Kratos remains kneeling, unmoving, a monument to judgment. Not a hero. Not a god.
Something greater. A KING.
Anonymous No.149535585
>>149535560
the cuck self insert who is weaker than Miles vs the Villain who is way stronger than Deku???
Oh nonononono...
Anonymous No.149535587 >>149536001
>>149534989
Kratos. Not being a Shovel victim. Now.
Anonymous No.149535590 >>149535595
>>149535577
Who's the bald guy?
Anonymous No.149535595
>>149535590
the King of Kings
Anonymous No.149535597 >>149535606
>>149535560
Peter Parker obviously. He can actually fight above his weight class, unlike MHA characters.
Anonymous No.149535602 >>149535617
>>149535577
KINGtos was TEACHING Superman...
Anonymous No.149535606 >>149535648
>>149535597
he touches or webs Shiggy once and he disintegrates. Shiggy doesn't need audience self-insert plotarmor to live unlike cucky peter
Anonymous No.149535612
>>149535510
Please refrain from using derogatory terms for MHA fans.
Anonymous No.149535617
>>149535577
>>149535602
Kingtos is like a parental figure to Superman, trying to teach him to be a better man
Anonymous No.149535625
>Hulkster dies
>Ric Flair's still alive
How?
Anonymous No.149535632 >>149535648
>>149535560
Sadly Shiggi outstats him and haxes him. Peterโ€™s saving grace are his smarts and creativity.
Anonymous No.149535633
>>149535577
>two dubs
YUP YUP YUP it's canon
Anonymous No.149535637
>Kylejeet likes MHA
As if he couldn't get more pathetic.
Anonymous No.149535642 >>149535704 >>149535742
Now that the book is closed, who wins this
Anonymous No.149535648 >>149535688 >>149535728
>>149535606
>>149535632
>web up his hands so he can't use Decay
>immediately knock him out cold or kill him
Done.
Anonymous No.149535661
MILES IS THOUSANDS OF TIMES STRONGER THAN PETER
in the latest Movie he was able to escape all the multiversal versions of Spidermen. They couldnโ€™t fucking catch him.
Anonymous No.149535688
>>149535648
He would be faster than the flying spider goo Peter shoots. Also later Shiggi can destroy things through ANY part of his body. Any skin contact is death.
Anonymous No.149535694 >>149535727
I see Hulk and Godzilla as brothers.
Anonymous No.149535695
>>149535471
>seething over the recently deceased
Doesn't work for me, brother.
Anonymous No.149535704
>>149535642
>Anime wrestler whose entire thing is doing super human feats while fighting aliens
>VS a regular dude
I dont know, chief. Dont think Hogan has this one.
Anonymous No.149535716 >>149535749
>>149535504
>>149535465
>KYLEKYLEKYLEKYLEKYLEKYLE
NTA btw, nor a DCbro.
Anonymous No.149535723 >>149535743
MHAfags get really hurt when you mention their only wins in death battle are one sided stomps/pity wins. They also get mad when you point out that their characters can't beat anyone that isn't lowballed and can't beat anyone on their level.
Anonymous No.149535727 >>149535740
>>149535694
According to MST3K, Hulk is Godzilla's grandson (along with Kermit the Frog and Ernsest Borgnine.)
Anonymous No.149535728
>>149535648
>the webs decay too
>shiggy doesn't even feel the blow since Deku is 1000000000x stronger than insect level peter
>Beats Peter up with his far superior speed as well until peter cries and offers him mary jane's pussy if he doesn't hurt him
Sorry lil bro
Anonymous No.149535740
>>149535727
This actually explains everything.
Anonymous No.149535742 >>149536023
>>149535642
Hulk wouldn't even beat his own parody in Kinnikuman.
Anonymous No.149535743
>>149535723
Calm down Hulkfag
Anonymous No.149535745 >>149535753
Shiggy gon BREED mary jane while cucky peter watches like a BITCH
Anonymous No.149535749 >>149535801
>>149535716
Don't mind him anon. The Sissymon kek self inserts as cucky bois like Peter and Simon. He gets asshurt if you mention that and can only cope via his pity win
Anonymous No.149535753 >>149535781
>>149535745
CAAAAAAAAAAAANNNOOOOOOONNNNN
Anonymous No.149535760 >>149535778 >>149535805 >>149535821 >>149535866
If MHA characters are really that strong, then why aren't they fighting mountain busters or multi city block level characters in Death Battle?
Anonymous No.149535777
>funny joke about Simon that literally anybody can laugh at and appreciate
>KYLEKYLEKYLEKYLEKYLEKYLE DCDDDCDCDCDCDC in response for several posts, usually followed by cuckspam
How does one become this mindbroken?
Anonymous No.149535778
>>149535760
U-um... You see.. w-well....
Anonymous No.149535781
>>149535753
LMAO
Anonymous No.149535794 >>149536325
CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT PITY WINS!?!?! ITโ€™S NOT FUNNY AND IT WILL NEVER BE FUNNY!! YOU CAPEFAGS ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT MHA IS BETTER THAN YOUR DOGSHIT COMICS!!! YOUโ€™RE SO INSECURE ABOUT YOUR WEAK VERSE THAT YOU HAVE TO MAKE SHIT UP LIKE DEKU ONLY FIGHTING STREET TIERS WITHOUT ANY PROOF! STAY ON /co/ WITH ALL THE OTHER MOUTHBREATHING RETARDS WHO EAT UP SLOP LIKE INVINCIBLE OR OTHER RETARDED SHIT THAT MARVELDRONES CONSUME ON A DAILY BASIS!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.149535801
Wow! I didn't know they held My Hero Academia conventions in India!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xnrbzfOiYE&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD
>>149535749
>still mad that CHADmon beat Kyle
It's been months. Get over it.
Anonymous No.149535805
>>149535760
I canโ€™t think of a single character that is a consistent mountain buster
Anonymous No.149535806
KIIIIIIINNNGGGTTOOOOOOSSSSSS
Anonymous No.149535813
Anonymous No.149535817 >>149535834 >>149535902
So now that Deku has proven he is comfortably planetary, should we put him up against Naruto?
Anonymous No.149535821
>>149535760
Well...S-SHUT UP!
Anonymous No.149535832 >>149535924
MHA. Not outselling every western superhero comic. Now.
Anonymous No.149535834
>>149535817
Sure we can. Naruto gets blitzed and Iq diffed tho
Anonymous No.149535836
>>149532976
Britain mogs tf out of the US Colonies. Even if the population/manpower gets mellowed out with no foreign aid (I'm guessing no other colonies for GB), Britain still boasts a massive army and navy with top of the line equipment. The 13 were primarily armed to contend with natives and sometimes fight French and Spanish colonists. Hell Britain only took the L during the Revolutionary War because they were going broke from all the other larger wars they were fighting in Europe, while the 13 were being helped big time by France and mainly stuck with hit and run tactics
Anonymous No.149535857 >>149535879
Post three characters that are mountain/island/multi city block level that a single MHA character can beat without wonky scaling.
Anonymous No.149535859 >>149536010
Anonymous No.149535866 >>149535934
>>149535760
Because nuclear fusion and breaking the sound barrier are both exceptional setting defining feats by the end of that manga despite people trying to extrapolate continent level attacks and light speed movement from dishonest calcs.
Anonymous No.149535879 >>149535903 >>149535904 >>149535920
>>149535857
Deku could beat a couple versions of Godzilla. Does that count?
Anonymous No.149535902
>>149535817
Deku could take Goku. Naruto doesn't even clear Luffy.
Anonymous No.149535903
>>149535879
Minus One and Zilla?
Anonymous No.149535904
>>149535879
Yeah, I'm sure Deku can beat Godzilla...1998 that is.
Anonymous No.149535916 >>149535935 >>149536261
Deku can't beat Hydro-man.
Anonymous No.149535920
>>149535879
No because the versions he can beat aren't mountain level.
Anonymous No.149535924
>>149535832
I-i-i.... I CAAAAAAAAAN'T! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
Anonymous No.149535934
>>149535866
Mha can actually show off such speeds on screen. I donโ€™t think I ever saw spiderman break the sound barrier in movies or comics.
Anonymous No.149535935 >>149535991
>>149535916
Not even a joke or knock at MHA. Him or Sandman could solo the setting.
Anonymous No.149535972
>>149530313
Ned Bigby vs Clarissa Darling confirmed?!?!
Anonymous No.149535980
>>149530006
Anonymous No.149535985 >>149536005 >>149536094
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Spider-Man_(Marvel_Comics)
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Tsuyu_Asui_(Froppy)
Peterbros...we job to some frog girl?
Anonymous No.149535991 >>149536204
>>149535935
Iโ€™m sure there are specific powers that would beat both of them. Endeavor probably could.
Anonymous No.149536001
>>149535587
I think you meant to send this to someone else.
Anonymous No.149536005
>>149535985
That frog needs chain scaling to be that tier ignore her.
Anonymous No.149536010
>>149535859
>Demon Slayer started after and finished well before MHA
>outsold it by 2x with 1/2 the volumes in 1/2 the time
>and out of nowhere JJK decides to start and surpass MHA on a softer level as well
Brutal
Anonymous No.149536023
>>149535742
Nor Mr. Satan.
Anonymous No.149536031 >>149536062 >>149536097
>chainscaling is NOT okay...unless it gets Peter to planetary, then it's okay.
Anonymous No.149536034
>>149530006
Anonymous No.149536044 >>149536338
they're fraud checking me in real time
Anonymous No.149536058 >>149536088 >>149536147
can i just say how miserable this community is?

like deadass ive never wanted to interact with the fandom less than after deku vs miles, and i fucking love that episode and matchup so uh... what happened?

people repeating the same unfunny "deku only fighting street tiers" when he doesn't even have the biggest stat stomp of the season let alone the series. its just genuinely hard to actually talk about the episode cus people always wanna just shit on deku constantly, cus i guess hating MHA is a good substitute for a personality.

i wanna give a quick shoutout to Mae Dawn and other V-tubers for entering my youtube recommended after this episode dropped so i am not completely miserable through this whole waiting period. and hopefully people learn to be funny and creative again some time in the future.

my birthday is on the same day fantastic four releases here, so im excited for that, but i also wanna interact with this community at some point, but i want to go to bed without 8 different headaches afterwards
Anonymous No.149536062 >>149536085
>>149536031
If you don't respect Pete's chainscaling why should I respect your anime's chainscaling
Anonymous No.149536065
>hogan died on the 10th anniversary of the gawker article.
kek
Anonymous No.149536085 >>149536109
>>149536062
Only comic characters have to use chainscaling lets be honest
Anonymous No.149536088
>>149536058
Oh! Did you get your fantastic four skin on Fortnite yet?
Anonymous No.149536094 >>149536142
>>149535985
no
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Spider-Man_(EMH)
Anonymous No.149536097
>>149536031
You don't understand! Peter is Hyperversal level with MFTL+++++ speed because....he punched a herald one time almost 40 years ago!
Anonymous No.149536102
Westcuck Supergoy shitmics. Not getting GAPPED by japchad Godnen Kinoga. Now.
Anonymous No.149536109 >>149536144
>>149536085
You disingenuous retarded faggot what is this then?
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Tsuyu_Asui_(Froppy
Anonymous No.149536123
Peter is a proud KINGtos Scholar. Why do you think his game debuted in Playstation?
Anonymous No.149536139 >>149536536
Anonymous No.149536142
>>149536094
TSUYUSISTERS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW!!
Anonymous No.149536144 >>149536171
>>149536109
I donโ€™t acknowledge vs battles as a valid source for discussion.
Anonymous No.149536147
>>149536058
I don't think it has ever been great, but I do have to admit the back to back torture since Cuckanon hit us with Kymon cuckshit has really put a damper on things. You basically have to hop on the thread during Atlantic morning times while things are slow but generally more willing to have conversations instead of meme and ritual posts.
Anonymous No.149536171 >>149536192 >>149536223 >>149536263
>>149536144
so Tsuyu doesn't beat Peter?
Anonymous No.149536178 >>149536182 >>149536202 >>149536215 >>149536226
Who would be a good match up for Mirko?
Anonymous No.149536182
>>149536178
My cock
Anonymous No.149536192
>>149536171
I donโ€™t know. Would have to read her chapters and see.
Anonymous No.149536202
>>149536178
Knowing the types of people Ben Singer and Liam Swain are, they'd put her against Bunny Rabbot and die brutally.
Anonymous No.149536204 >>149536236
>>149535991
Endeavor would be fucked, too many hard limits.
Anonymous No.149536215 >>149536248
>>149536178
Big thigh lady from street fighter
Anonymous No.149536223
>>149536171
She definitely can't if she can't even beat toga or her clones.
Anonymous No.149536226 >>149536267
>>149536178
It's honestly really hard to place her anywhere because she gets brutally maimed and crippled even in her own weight class.
Anonymous No.149536236 >>149536256
>>149536204
Wdym? How does water man survive getting turned into steam?
Anonymous No.149536245
Why does DekuGOD makes dbsissies seethe so hard?
Anonymous No.149536248
>>149536215
Rainbow Mika, Cammy White, or Chun-Li?
Anonymous No.149536256 >>149536284
>>149536236
He simply reforms back after being turned into steam I'm not even joking
Anonymous No.149536261 >>149536282
>>149535916
Neither could you
Anonymous No.149536263
>>149536171
Probably not. Sheโ€™s what? 15? Too young and inexperienced and her powers arenโ€™t that impressive.
Anonymous No.149536267
>>149536226
But enough about Batgirl.
Anonymous No.149536282 >>149536299
>>149536261
I can I'd simply start pissing into him.
Anonymous No.149536284 >>149536303 >>149536422
>>149536256
Thatโ€™s interesting. How does he get beaten in the comics? Or contained?
Anonymous No.149536299
>>149536282
That makes him stronger. He just separates the water from your piss and send what remains back into your eyes.
Anonymous No.149536303
>>149536284
He mostly ends up running away most of the time or getting frozen or put into a jar.
Anonymous No.149536312 >>149536328 >>149536339 >>149536398
>capeshitters when MHA shows consistent scaling: Chainscaling. Doesn't count.
>capeshitters when DareDevil punched Galactus 50 years ago in a one-shot: OH MY GOD DAREDEVIL IS MULTIVERSAL!
Anonymous No.149536325
>>149535794
PityWin-ku said this and looked like this
Anonymous No.149536328
>>149536312
Why are capecacas like this?
Anonymous No.149536338 >>149536520
>>149536044
Spongebob is literally one of the strongest characters DB has ever put on their show
Anonymous No.149536339 >>149536363
>>149536312
The easiest way to murder a comic fan's powerscaling. Hand them the latest issue of any comic and show them their hero struggling with whatever city level threat the characters have to TEAM UP with against. You debunk all the dumb multiversal shit just by reading the source material.
Anonymous No.149536363 >>149536370
>>149536339
I just read the first issue of the newest Spiderman run and he strains his arm and says it's the top end of his strength lifting a truck
Anonymous No.149536364 >>149536382
>"Jigsaw! Your games end here! ONE FOR ALL SIX MILLION PERCEEEEEEENT!"
Anonymous No.149536370 >>149536415 >>149536450
>>149536363
Tsuyu would've stopped that with just a finger btw.
Anonymous No.149536382
>>149536364
>muh six gorillion
Deku is as fraudulent as smallhats. What a surprise.
Anonymous No.149536398
>>149536312
So if they say "okay, yours count but ours does too" you just lose?
Anonymous No.149536405 >>149536434
If Kratos and Doomslayer fought, what would Kratos say to him?
Anonymous No.149536412 >>149536505
>>149533280
B-BEAST?!?!?
Anonymous No.149536415 >>149536435 >>149536512 >>149536574
>>149536370
Probably
Anonymous No.149536422
>>149536284
Frozen or electrocuted.
He's literally turned into vapor as an escape trick before, as the other anon said. But that's only from heat.
For some reason electricity can knock him out.
Anonymous No.149536428 >>149536460
>>149533696
Tranny gets splattered and stat stomped by mach 4 brick.
Anonymous No.149536434 >>149536455
>>149536405
>We m-
Then he gets punched
Anonymous No.149536435
>>149536415
Y-You weren't supposed to post that...
Anonymous No.149536450
>>149536370
She wouldn't be able to stop him
Anonymous No.149536455
>>149536434
Why would Kratos punch Doomguy before he finishes his own sentence?
Anonymous No.149536456
Anonymous No.149536460 >>149536482 >>149536580
>>149536428
>Tranny
...
n-no
please tell me you're lying
Anonymous No.149536464 >>149536477
>this entire thread
Anonymous No.149536471
>>149534740
>Sonic, on the other hand, is at least planet-level in base
Lol? You have brain damage or what, if sanic was so planetary didn't why does he get hurt by crushing stuff that weight less than 10 tons, or supossed planetary beams?
Anonymous No.149536477
>>149536464
>The students of class 1-A mourning Spider-Man after he lost his arms in a tragic accident
Anonymous No.149536482 >>149536496
>>149536460
Game's dev is trans, there's a trans pride flag in the room and the game is a heavy transition metaphor
Anonymous No.149536496 >>149536537 >>149536551 >>149536580
>>149536482
>Game's dev is trans, there's a trans pride flag in the room and the game is a heavy transition metaphor
I thought it was just a depression metaphor
I thought it was an actual girl
Holy fuck I feel dirty
Anonymous No.149536505
>>149536412
his mismatched fin is a handicap so he doesn't just bitchslap two entire universes at the same time
Anonymous No.149536512 >>149536555
>>149536415
Her beating some no names doesn't mean she can beat the rhino.
Anonymous No.149536520 >>149536541
>>149536338
I don't think he's beating any of the other toon force characters that appeared on DB. Popeye, Courage, Scooby, Tom and Wile would probably be too much for em. Maybe he could beat the Mask.
Anonymous No.149536536 >>149536582
>>149536139
Word girl slaps and is a lot faster

https://youtu.be/EEAAeWAklPA?feature=shared
Anonymous No.149536537 >>149536551
>>149536496
Did you fap to it, anon
Anonymous No.149536541 >>149536775
>>149536520
Popeye maybe but not the others you listed
seriously how do you put Mask below Courage, Skooks and Wile
Anonymous No.149536551
>>149536537
>>149536496
NTA but if you did, favorite Character?
Anonymous No.149536555 >>149536613
>>149536512
Throwing rubble hard enough to demolish buildings and beat giants much larger than said buildings is a bit better than struggling to lift a truck I think
Anonymous No.149536574
>>149536415
Tsuyu would unironically do Spider-Kek's job better than he could.
Anonymous No.149536580 >>149536619
>>149533696
lol wtf
>>149536460
>>149536496
Dude the creator literally trooned out mid-development and MADE the game analagous to his troonsition. Did you seriously not know about this?
Anonymous No.149536582 >>149536641
>>149536536
MHAbros... Not even the Non-canon Movies scaling help us from word girl...
Anonymous No.149536593 >>149536602 >>149536616 >>149536906 >>149537032
Superchad-sama.... my wife's virgin lips are yours....
Anonymous No.149536602 >>149536621
>>149536593
find an original joke to tell before you come back here
Anonymous No.149536613
>>149536555
That rubble was lightened by uraraka's quirk.
Anonymous No.149536616
>>149536593
funny!
Anonymous No.149536619 >>149536651
>>149536580
I never followed the game's development
I just played it thought Madeline was cute
Anonymous No.149536621 >>149536630 >>149536934 >>149537032
>>149536602
Fine, Koslov-sama... my husband's virgin bussy is yours to destrory...
Anonymous No.149536630
>>149536621
K, b, c.
Anonymous No.149536641 >>149536718
>>149536582
Yeah, a meteor (composed of space metal) traveling that speed is more impressive than anything the verse has to offer. This is why Madara and Sephiroth are OP, they don't turn the ground into rocks, they quite literally PULL one from space and use it as an attack. It took a dude with Gravity Manipulation to stop the first one.
Anonymous No.149536642 >>149536685 >>149536691
>>149530006
Samus vs ? someone
Anonymous No.149536644
Can Deku actually beat Ronald McDonald? Dude has some crazy feats
Anonymous No.149536651 >>149536692
>>149536619
hope you pirated bro cause otherwise you just admitted that you literally can't read a steam store page
Anonymous No.149536685
>>149536642
Mega Man, X, Fox or Nova Terra
Anonymous No.149536691 >>149536759
>>149536642
Kerrigan
Anonymous No.149536692 >>149536721 >>149536728 >>149536754
>>149536651
I got it on PS4
Anonymous No.149536708 >>149536726 >>149537051
KRATOS
(Incoherent babble filled with the rage of an illegal immigrant who can't keep getting away with his bullshit)
DEAD TO ALL GODS!

Reimu looks down at the half Naked man in front of her, annoyed. This guy just came to Gensokyo, made a huge mess everywhere he went and now is throwing a tantrum because the locals want him gone.

REIMU
(Casual, annoyed)
What a pain... This brute doesn't even know how to fight with Danmaku...

Kratos's brow furrows, uncertain whether to respond with Tears or anger. His skin shines under the sun, pale, polished, pristine. Someone who has never had to work Hard or get his hands dirty

KRATOS
(Shuttering)
I-I am a better man! I bring hope!

REIMU
(Getting serious)
You still rely on your rage to get stronger, yet your hands are incapable of killing Youkai
(Pauses)
Enough of this, unluckily for you I don't mind needless killing

With a frustrated grunt, Kratos rockets forward, red eyes glowing, fist clenched like a child who didn't get his way

Reimu awaits, calm and still, with her eyes closed

The moment Kratos strikesโ€” Reimu just moves inside his attack, effortlessly dodging. Again and again Kratos tried to punch the shrine maiden of fantasy but it was like trying to punch a thin piece of paper Carried by the wind

KRATOS
(Struggling, whining now)
You... You can't! STOP!

REIMU
(Interrupting, Calm)
You are no God, all you are is a petty man

Against Musou Tensei's Might Kratos is powerless, he struggles to hit Reimu while a tsunami of Danmaku tear his flesh until there's nothing but bone and shame.

Kratos can't believe what's happening, eyes wide in disbelief, his God given strength means nothing. His legacy was about to end right there.

As Kratos is on his knees completely unable to defend himself Reimu raises her Gohei and with a quick motion Splits Kratos's skull in half.

REIMU
(Calm, Final)
Incident's over.

Kratos body falls completely limp into the Misty Lake, the waters leaving nothing of the God of War.
Anonymous No.149536714 >>149536847
BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Niaโ€™s throat
K: โ€œKisama! Whoโ€™d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!โ€
Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
N: โ€œew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I canโ€™t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Samaโ€
From the bush:
S: โ€œKAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!โ€
K: โ€œSHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, Iโ€™ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.โ€
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: โ€œAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY Iโ€™D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!โ€
Anonymous No.149536718 >>149536778
>>149536641
The supposedly speed of sound + ninja are too slow to get out of the way kek
Anonymous No.149536721
>>149536692
>PS4
Wow it really just keeps getting worse and worse for (You)
Anonymous No.149536726
>>149536708
Asura lost
Anonymous No.149536728
>>149536692
KKIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGTTTOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS SCHOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
Anonymous No.149536732 >>149536752 >>149537024
Fine, you guys hate gay sex. There's no argument you can make against pegging. It's literally sex between a man and a woman. It's completely straight. You have a prostate, use it.
Anonymous No.149536752
>>149536732
>There's no argument you can make against pegging
I can already guess this post's country of origin. Inshallah the day of the rake shall come
Anonymous No.149536754 >>149536836
>>149536692
Average Madeline fan btw
Also sorry for your waifu
Anonymous No.149536759 >>149536793
>>149536691
It almost feels wasteful to have Kerrigan be in a non army vs army fight
I don't know if the Tyranids have a central character, but I feel like she should go up against them and bring the full might of the Swarm
Anonymous No.149536775 >>149536856
>>149536541
Courage and scoob can't die + dark matter meteor. Tom has way more tech and more impressive 4th wall breaks. Wile has the anti toon serum plus looney tunes scaling. Only reason I see him mayybee beating Mask is cause it only work while being worn, so taking it off is the wincon.
Anonymous No.149536778 >>149536807
>>149536718
The speed of sound Ninjas won't be able to
Anonymous No.149536784 >>149536810
>DEAD TO ALL GODS
ESLtos would say that.
Anonymous No.149536789 >>149536796
Anonymous No.149536793 >>149536822
>>149536759
But we could have Samus tearing through the Swarm like in a Metroid game before going 1v1 with the Queen, with an escalation to Xel'Naga Kerrigan vs Metroid Samus to showcase their similar genetic fuckery
Anonymous No.149536796
>>149536789
Holy kek
Anonymous No.149536807
>>149536778
To be honest, nothing is stopping Madara from tagging the guys running away.
Anonymous No.149536810 >>149536927
>>149536784
Isn't that Asura's line in the hit Death Battle, Kratos vs Asura?
Anonymous No.149536821
KIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGTOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS
Anonymous No.149536822
>>149536793
>Xel'Naga Kerrigan
Fuck that was so gay
Anonymous No.149536836
>>149536754
>"waifu"
Anonymous No.149536847
>>149536714
Kek, based, canon.
Anonymous No.149536856
>>149536775
Also mask doesn't have any massive destruction feats like courage breaking the moon, spongebob's universe unraveling string, or scooby's universe breaking dance.
Anonymous No.149536906
>>149536593
It's funny because Goku is a kissless kek
Anonymous No.149536927 >>149536976
>>149536810
Yeah, he said that before punching the planet and killing his daughter.
Anonymous No.149536934
>>149536621
It's funny because Superman is a raped kike
Anonymous No.149536976 >>149536992 >>149536999 >>149537091
>>149536927
I would really, really love to know what the thought process behind this was
Writer No.149536992
>>149536976
It's because Asura is a monsterous violent dog that KINGtos had to teach
Anonymous No.149536999
>>149536976
The more Ben and Chad praise an IP and claim they are fans of it the more likely it is for characters of said IP to end up as OOC abominations on DB
Anonymous No.149537024 >>149537046
>>149536732
Kratos says this all the time.
Anonymous No.149537032 >>149537216
>>149536593
Based on canon material
>>149536621
Based on non-canon material
Anonymous No.149537046
>>149537024
...when quoting his slave, Asura.
Anonymous No.149537051
>>149536708
Canon.
Anonymous No.149537078
new
>>149536684
Anonymous No.149537091
>>149536976
Death Battle usually tries to recreate iconic scenes for the characters they use, in this case Asura's most iconic scene is the planet punch, they just chose the most retarded way to do it and changed it to something slightly less retarded in the final product.
Anonymous No.149537216
>>149537032
You're right. How did I assume Superman's bussy was unused?