Death Battle
HULK PROTECT!!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:06:27 AM
No.149529608
Interesting last thread.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:07:20 AM
No.149529620
>>149533118
everyone below is a shitpost monkey
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:12:23 AM
No.149529682
>>149531628
This is the thread.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:16:41 AM
No.149529736
Reminder, Grey is a FeatsChad
May you rest in peace, Outliers...
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:16:51 AM
No.149529740
>>149529796
Can my OC kill Superman? And if yes, how far does he go into the DC verse?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:17:09 AM
No.149529746
>>149530070
>>149529602 (OP)
>Casts time stop
>Casts instant death
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:17:56 AM
No.149529757
FUCK GOKU
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:21:04 AM
No.149529796
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:22:41 AM
No.149529809
>>149529839
>OH MY LILITH...!!! I-IS THAT YOU.... K-K-KING K ROOL?!?!?!?!?!
>ืึฐืึทืจึฐืึผึตื!!!!!!! P-P-PLEASE DON'T HURT ME YOUR MAJESTY!!!! I PAINT MY RED TRUNKS BROWN JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOUR BANANDIUM ROOT'S MAGIC COULD DO TO MY COMMIE COCK LEVEL ASSHOLE!!!!!
>W-WHAAAAAAT?!?!?!?! YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU WERE ONLY GOING TO INVITE ME OVER TO EAT OVERRIPE BANANAS?!?!?!?!?!
>BUT AFTER HAVING A WHIFF OF THE LEVELS OF PURE, ABSOLUTE FAGGOTRY THAT I EXUDE, YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND?!?!?!?! WHICH IS SAYING SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU LIVE AND DIE EATING ROTTEN FOOD?!?!?!?!?!
>YOU'RE GOING TO SUBJECT ME TO HOURS ON END OF NON-STOP RAPE FROM... *gulp*.... A THOUSAND C-C-C-C-COLONEL KOSLOVS?!?!?!?!?!?!
>AND YOU'LL FORCE A URETHRAL PLUG MADE OUT OF LITTLE RED SUNS INTO MY COCK HOLE JUST TO MAKE SURE I HAVE NO WAY TO FIGHT BACK?!?!?!?!
>I'M GOING TO SPEND EVERY DAY OF THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE SUCKING MY OWN SHIT STAINS OUT OF THESE MEN'S DICKS AND ONLY HAVE THEIR SEMEN AS MY ONLY SOURCE OF NUTRITION?!?!?!?!?!?!
>ืึดืืึผื!!!!!!
>ืืื ืฉืื ืืงื ื ืื ืื ืื ืืืื ืืื ืืกืคืจ ืื ืขื ืื!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:24:16 AM
No.149529834
>>149529923
To all the HulkFAGGOTS, as a Godzillachad, I got something to tell you...
I love you
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:24:41 AM
No.149529839
Realistically, who's the strongest opponent that Mark and Nolan could beat while teaming up?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:25:54 AM
No.149529855
>>149529602 (OP)
I don't care about powerscaling,post more gay porn instead
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:26:01 AM
No.149529857
>>149529894
>>149529984
>Gay porn hours
Who do I blame this on? Americans are asleep.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:26:41 AM
No.149529861
>>149529842
Maybe Wolverine.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:29:38 AM
No.149529894
>>149529857
Me. I will take the fall. After all, if i don't get banned, who will?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:32:20 AM
No.149529915
>>149529931
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:33:39 AM
No.149529923
>>149529834
I love you too Kaijutard <3
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:34:28 AM
No.149529931
>>149529951
>>149529915
So what is Hulk? Another person entirely? His own schizo personality? Some kind of eldritch being that formed found a new body in Banner?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:36:54 AM
No.149529951
>>149529931
Has been portrayed as all of those but the one Marvel mostly tries to stick with is that it's Banner's dark side given it's own personality and sentience
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:38:26 AM
No.149529967
>>149530006
>Not even 20 posts in and the thread has already devolved into gay porn spam
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:39:40 AM
No.149529981
>>149530051
>RTH
>AI homosexual sloppa
Grim.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:39:44 AM
No.149529984
>>149529857
Europeans are the gayest people on earth why would you even think American is responsible?
>>149529967
Post females that would make a good fight
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:42:23 AM
No.149530010
>>149530045
>MUTTmerican babble
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:46:00 AM
No.149530045
>>149530010
>it took CHADmerica that long to do what gayropeans were doing for centuries
Huh
Post SISSYrope not relying on AmeriCHADS to keep them safe from Russian Cock.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:46:14 AM
No.149530051
>>149530061
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:46:45 AM
No.149530057
>>149530006
Atom Eve vs Gwen Tennyson
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:47:18 AM
No.149530061
>>149533205
>>149534250
>>149530051
Hulkbros...explain
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:48:22 AM
No.149530070
>>149531054
>>149529746
Aren't those spells random chance though?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:49:43 AM
No.149530080
>>149530047
I...
CAAAAAN'T!!!!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:51:03 AM
No.149530095
>>149530291
>>149530006
I'm surprised that they haven't really done anything from the Nier/Drakengard series
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:51:26 AM
No.149530098
>>149530047
Koslov gaped superman.
Do Miles fans actually exist? I've seen countless slander posts about Deku being a street sweeper, but barely anything out of the losing side. There was all this hype surrounding Miles going into the fight, then basically nothing after he lost.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:52:46 AM
No.149530110
Post the Hulk doing his taxes,
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:52:54 AM
No.149530112
>>149529842
Oliver in the middle
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:53:04 AM
No.149530115
>>149530149
>>149530102
Normies like spiderverse.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:53:23 AM
No.149530118
>>149530226
>>149530102
Miles is just a checkbox for them, they support him out of a sense of obligation. You can tell by him becoming Thor and literally all they could think of doing with him is
>What if he was ghetto as fuck
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:53:56 AM
No.149530124
>>149530047
I-I-I-Iโฆโฆ..
>>149530102
They're the ones that keep pushing the street tier bully meme, the fight actually mindbroke them so hard that they're all just openly calling Miles a street tier in their seethe, even the ones that actually knew about his wank
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:56:31 AM
No.149530149
>>149530187
>>149531025
>>149530115
Then why was it delayed?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:57:29 AM
No.149530160
Milesisters our hero is a street tier bumโฆ
>>149530133
I don't think they are. I think that's the same lovable group of Deku slanderers who've been active since the days of him being a McWagie cuck. God those were a fun couple of months.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:59:43 AM
No.149530187
>>149530149
No joke the movie was supposed to come out last year but they didn't even have a full script ready, which went on 'til the first few months of 2025 if I recall correctly, an absolute mess, I'll tell ya
>>149530118
It's funny to me how everyone just ignores the Mexican/Spanish/whatever side of his family and fully focuses on him being black.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:05:01 AM
No.149530240
>>149530334
These threads have gone from cuckold spam to gay spam. At least spam hot babes if you're gonna spam anything.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:05:23 AM
No.149530245
>>149530299
>>149530176
They quieted down since he got the power armor, but this is just a new excuse to bust them out.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:05:34 AM
No.149530249
>>149530284
>>149533280
>>149530226
To be fair Marvel also ignores his hispanic heritage.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:09:07 AM
No.149530284
>>149530249
"Everyone" included Marvel, but I should have clarified
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:10:03 AM
No.149530291
>>149530095
Probably wasn't as popular before Nier Automata came out.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:10:39 AM
No.149530299
>>149530384
>>149530245
You mean the pity suit?
>>149529602 (OP)
I've been thinking about this part of the youtube sidebar segment in Wile vs Tom. Two of the five characters (Froppy, Navia) are friends (as the title suggests) to characters in then-upcoming episodes (Deku, Traveller). So, what does that make the others? Does this confirm Mickey vs Bugs and Naruto vs Luffy will happen soon?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:12:18 AM
No.149530316
>>149530176
>since the days of him being a McWagie cuck
Qhich is funny since a few weeks after the slander died down this happaneded.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:12:51 AM
No.149530324
>>149530226
He's puerto rican I think
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:14:08 AM
No.149530334
>>149530240
H-Holy shit... d-did you just say.... h-h-huh-h-HOT BABIES?!?!!?!?!?! OHHHHH FUUUUUCK I'M GONNA CIRCUMSIZE THEM WITH MY CONCEPT DESTROYING HEAT VISION AND THEN I'M GONNA SLURP SLURP SLURP ON THOSE JUICY PENISES YUM YUM YUM!!!!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:15:26 AM
No.149530350
>>149530363
>>149530102
Miles only exists to the extent that he's useful in pushing an agenda. The second he stops being useful, he ceases to exist.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:17:06 AM
No.149530363
>>149530373
>>149530350
Now replace 2099 with Deku
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:18:37 AM
No.149530373
>>149530363
He's thicc enough for it.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:20:14 AM
No.149530384
>>149531227
>>149530299
Doesn't change what it does.
>Reddit lusts over waifus during their down time
>/dbg/ spams cuck copypastas and literal gay pornography during theirs
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:20:32 AM
No.149530387
There are 5 ips on this thread
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:21:46 AM
No.149530400
>>149530422
>>149530473
>>149530386
Yup yup YUP another win for KINGchan.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:23:06 AM
No.149530422
>>149530460
>>149530400
โฆ in the biggest cucks and faggots of all time contest.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:24:42 AM
No.149530441
>>149530386
We already talked about Hulk vs Goji and Ash vs Yugi tho, there are little things to do and we don't care enough about Ruby or Traveler
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:26:49 AM
No.149530460
>>149530466
>>149530422
But enough about plebbit
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:27:46 AM
No.149530466
>>149530486
>>149530492
>>149530460
โฆโs favorite servant 4chan.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:28:59 AM
No.149530473
>>149530400
>That's why you'll never beat us in the dick sucking contest Reddit, we never stop sucking dicks.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:30:39 AM
No.149530486
>>149530466
...on opposite day which is not today or any day
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:31:30 AM
No.149530492
>>149530531
>>149530466
โฆ on every day of every year of every century of every millennium.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:35:04 AM
No.149530518
>>149530386
Leddit was also obessed with cucking the long quiet.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:36:15 AM
No.149530531
>>149530492
...in my fanfic.
So who actually wins Grovyle vs Lucina and Judge vs Sans? People have been way too autistic about those matches for ages and they've referenced them enough times to convince me they're probably happening.
>>149530540
>Grovyle vs Lucina and Judge vs Sans
Ain't no fucking way those are official fights right?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:39:38 AM
No.149530565
>>149530600
>>149530540
>Grovyle
Why? Stat stomps in high ball, and low ball it is a supernatural soldier vs a magical animal who spams poision.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:41:04 AM
No.149530578
>>149530588
>>149530555
It is mistery dungeon grov.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:41:09 AM
No.149530579
>>149530540
>Grovyle vs Lucina
If real Grovyle has the speed advantage but Lucina with gacha scaling is probably a thousand times stronger
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:41:55 AM
No.149530588
>>149530578
That doesn't make it any better!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:42:22 AM
No.149530592
>>149530555
They've been referenced multiple times in official fights this season, plus Judge vs Sans was another fight that was on the poll
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:42:31 AM
No.149530593
>>149530540
Sans gets annihilated by the Judge, are you joking?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:42:52 AM
No.149530600
>>149530651
>>149531030
>>149530565
Yeah, but who statstomps? Both can get wonky scaling through gameplay like dodging lightning
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:47:34 AM
No.149530651
>>149530600
Grov via "muh legendary"
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:52:02 AM
No.149530701
>>149530756
>>149530783
Not even once did I think Fire Emblem characters were as strong as Tales, Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest characters, I always thought they were weak shitters.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:58:03 AM
No.149530756
>>149530787
>>149531552
>>149530701
Heroes literally have Gods powerful enough to destroy timelines.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:01:17 AM
No.149530783
>>149530701
A lot of it is from gacha scaling
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:01:33 AM
No.149530787
>>149530756
I know, but I was talking about the main series though of course that was mostly my bias.
The gacha really went crazy with power levels tho
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:26:22 AM
No.149530994
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:28:07 AM
No.149531002
>>149530006
Xena vs Red Sonja
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:30:42 AM
No.149531025
>>149530149
Because Sony is notoriously incompetent. If you've read the leaked e-mails from years ago, you'd know precisely just how incompetent they are.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:31:07 AM
No.149531030
>>149530600
Grovyle if they keep things simple and base it off just their games. Lucina if they really want to wank the fact that she is a prominent character in one of the gacha game's recurring modes where she often times gathers heroes to take on the latest bullshit multiversal threat.
Though that isn't likely to happen I think just because that mode is also kinda comedic and doesn't seem to be taken all that seriously. It's more like just a neat "what if" scenario
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:32:37 AM
No.149531040
>>149530313
I see a one piece rep so that is likely, but not a Naruto one.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:34:01 AM
No.149531054
>>149531104
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:35:01 AM
No.149531067
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:38:15 AM
No.149531104
>>149531170
>>149531054
Looked it up and apparently beholders don't even have an instant death spell OR timestop KWAB
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:47:19 AM
No.149531170
>>149531104
SHITholdersโฆ
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:55:22 AM
No.149531227
>>149531286
>>149530384
What does it do exactly? We've never actually seen it in action.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:05:09 AM
No.149531286
>>149531227
All Might had a similar suit, I guess it does the same thing.
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
7/24/2025, 10:59:25 AM
No.149531552
>>149531697
>>149530756
and no one scales to them :p
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:19:21 AM
No.149531628
>>149532477
>>149532694
>>149529682
His Tinder profile image vs how he looks like irl
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:25:48 AM
No.149531648
>>149531673
>>149531812
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:30:47 AM
No.149531673
>>149532859
>>149532926
>>149531648
Would Hulk in his strongest form be able to defeat Knull?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:31:39 AM
No.149531676
>>149531689
>>149531701
Asta won Black Clover won
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:34:53 AM
No.149531689
>>149531676
Yep and Decuck lost. So did MHA.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:36:37 AM
No.149531697
>>149531732
>>149531552
I'm new to Fire Emblem, what wrong with the characters from Heroes?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:37:02 AM
No.149531701
>>149531676
That's true, but at the same time so did DeKING and MHA
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:44:23 AM
No.149531732
>>149531697
Not him so idk what their logic would be, but Heroes OCs are exclusive entirely to the mobile game, with no appearances in the mainline games. Even though you can very loosely say that Engage did sort of bridge that gap with its own gacha slop mechanics, none of the OCs are actually playable in Engage.
And then there's the fact that in the Heroes story it's pretty much entirely a story about OCs heroes fighting the OC villains. Mainline characters are almost exclusively grunts and fodder used to fill out units on the map. None of them actually face the villains or beat them in combat.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:53:01 AM
No.149531783
>>149532052
>>149529602 (OP)
>Ichigo the statementsman is supposed to be the winner over featsman Naruto
How come Kratos gets a pass?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:58:01 AM
No.149531809
>>149532114
>>149530540
The Judge has 0 resistance to soul hax. If they go with a grounded approach (featless vs featless, no muh lightspeed reaction or retarded sun scaling) sans wins because he has more ways to secure a hit and avoid getting hit. If you go max wank, sans wins too because now he's leeching off Frisk's immeasurable speed and still soulhaxxes judge to death
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:58:44 AM
No.149531812
>>149531648
The changes they made to his face actually make him kinda cool. The attempt at making him some giga edgelord horror movie demon instead of just a mega edgelord fucks up all chances of him being an appealing villain.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:33:48 PM
No.149531964
Kawaki needs an episode.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:34:07 PM
No.149531966
>>149530313
Whoโs that between Zoro and Froppy? Also I donโt think Bugs vs Mickey is happening so soon after Coyote vs Tom.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:36:48 PM
No.149531978
>>149530102
Even the debunking videos defending miles aren't from his fans, they are just doing it for pro bono/to defend his verse.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:49:05 PM
No.149532038
I remember when it was Peter and Deku who were considered the duo when it comes to mahvel and bnha fanart these days it's just Miles
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:51:59 PM
No.149532052
>>149531783
Nowadays t-hey would very likely put Naruto at multiversal through the same retarded hoops people put Ichigo at that level.
It's legit just more pratical to weight both these characters through feats, like they've been doing to Asta, Deku, and all these other animes.
Kratos is a completelly different beast, as he is an actual God fighting other Gods.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:57:19 PM
No.149532073
>>149530102
Agenda/Narrativeposting is a plague upon this community. That's why we end up with cuckposting all the time here.
>a cat died because of these threads
I'm starting to believe that one copypasta, there actually is something satanic going on in these threads.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:00:03 PM
No.149532091
>>149530555
They have been foreshadowed, so unless it is just trolling, then yes. This as a result means that Death Battle is going to likely be doing the multiversal Undertale meme unironically.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:01:50 PM
No.149532099
>>149532090
Tom's death was willed into reality by an unseen force!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:03:51 PM
No.149532114
>>149532136
>>149531809
>The Judge has 0 resistance to soul hax.
i hate this soul hax shit because it's pretty obvious that if you dodge the attacks your soul will dodge them as well so it's not actually that big of a deal. it's not like sans can just spawn bones ontop of the soul, he can in that fake-out attack, but thats because frisk went in for a hug.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:06:37 PM
No.149532133
>>149532090
Cats are food in some places. I don't rule out the possibility of us having a chink here.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:06:48 PM
No.149532136
>>149532178
>>149532114
So you're saying Freddy has a chance?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:11:24 PM
No.149532165
>>149532090
>>a cat died because of these threads
What the hell did I miss
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:11:37 PM
No.149532166
>>149530133
I doubt it, the meme essentially requires you to shit in everyone below Deku at the same time.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:14:22 PM
No.149532178
>>149532200
>>149532136
A better match up would be asgore and springtrap or flowey and springtrap due to their histories with the souls of children and child murders
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:17:36 PM
No.149532200
>>149532218
>>149532307
>>149532178
I wouldn't be surprised at all if Springtrap appears this season.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:20:18 PM
No.149532218
>>149532200
Springtrap vs Carnage would be cool as fuck
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:20:56 PM
No.149532222
>>149532227
>>149532239
>Kasen's arm just got a new AU version in the Gacha
S-sonicsisters... I'm scared
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:21:49 PM
No.149532227
>>149532222
I don't even know who you are.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:22:26 PM
No.149532231
Are Torrian and Ismahawk's episodes gonna be this year or next year? Any confirmations?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:23:41 PM
No.149532239
>>149532222
I don't know what Kasen can even do,my knowledge of Touhou is surface level and even then i only know the characters of Touhou 6
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:34:54 PM
No.149532307
>>149532315
>>149532200
Springtrap vs Chucky would be fun, but unfortunately he's probably going to be in some kind of joke match if he gets in.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:36:14 PM
No.149532315
>>149532307
I doubt that. I feel like the crew would buy too much into FNAF lore autism to treat him as a throwaway, especially given his newfound relevance.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:03:50 PM
No.149532477
>>149532694
>>149531628
You should see Krato's Grinder account.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:10:59 PM
No.149532505
>>149532560
>>149529602 (OP)
How bad would this have to be to completely ruin the show forever and lead to all fans abandoning it?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:13:14 PM
No.149532523
Goku is evil.
Goku is a villain.
Goku would be killed by Superman and Demonbane.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:17:14 PM
No.149532546
>>149529602 (OP)
Death Battle would make way more money and get far more publicity if they let people gamble on their show.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:19:56 PM
No.149532556
>>149530386
I will never post a waifu, or really any character I care about, in a place as mentally and spiteful death battle.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:20:41 PM
No.149532560
>>149532572
>>149532505
It would take atleast something equal to the bad animation of Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers,having the weird ass calcs of Diocard and bullshit chainscaling like Krasura plus awful choreography to be the worst DB episode ever
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:23:29 PM
No.149532572
>>149532560
Oh God all of those sounds genuinely plausible.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:27:47 PM
No.149532581
>>149532584
Demonbane. Planet. NOW.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:28:48 PM
No.149532584
>>149532581
More like big lame planet cow. cause your super fatatatatat
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:49:32 PM
No.149532694
>>149532722
>>149534878
>>149531628
>>149532477
>KINGtos slanter months after the release of Death Battle's magnus opus called KINGtos vs Sissysura
He has warped many minds.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:52:32 PM
No.149532716
>>149532722
>magnus opus
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:53:16 PM
No.149532718
I don't know if I want to keep posting here, I might not be ready for whatever horrors await us in this remaining weeks
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:53:42 PM
No.149532722
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:55:45 PM
No.149532737
>>149532844
>I can't beat Yugi Muto
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:59:57 PM
No.149532764
>>149532807
Now that we've established that the winners will be Godzilla, Yugi, Traveler and Maka, who wins Gru vs Megamind?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:06:56 PM
No.149532807
Future DB winners
>Godzilla
>Traveler
>Squidward
>Project Zomboid MC
>Bayonetta
>Yugi
>Absolute Wonder Woman
>Marisa
>Grovyle
>Trigon
>The Princess
>Maka
>The Chapulรญn Colorado
>Sans
>Aku
>SCP-096 (or whatever number Shy Guy has)
I come from the future so this is 100% destined to happen
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:11:36 PM
No.149532844
>>149532737
>AIEEEE SOLGALEO P-PLEASE HELP ME
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:13:04 PM
No.149532855
>>149533021
>>149532810
Aku? It would be the tits if they actually made Aku vs the Lich.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:13:42 PM
No.149532859
>>149532985
>>149531673
Sentry didn't, so probably not. Don't think Knull could permakill Hulk tho, but he'd likely just symbiote possess him instead like with everyone else
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:15:16 PM
No.149532873
>>149532810
All true btw. Marisa vs Krillin was pretty kino.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:23:10 PM
No.149532926
>>149532962
>>149531673
> Even Immortal Hulk, while immensely powerful, didnโt display the reality-warping or god-slaying power needed to match Knull.
From my wife ChatGPT.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:30:00 PM
No.149532962
>>149532988
>>149532926
@Grok is this true?
New thread
>>>/a/280870586
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:31:50 PM
No.149532976
>>149535836
13 Colonies vs Great Britain.
NO FOREIGN AID.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:33:43 PM
No.149532985
>>149532859
>Sentry didn't,
Silver Surfer and Thor did though.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:34:19 PM
No.149532988
>>149533061
>>149533069
>>149532962
>Hulk's strongest forms, like World Breaker, boast infinite strength potential and feats like universe-shattering thunderclaps. Knull, however, is a cosmic god who decapitated Celestials and rips apart Sentry-level beings. While Hulk has smashed symbiote armies, Knull's darkness manipulation and immortality likely overpower him. No, Hulk couldn't defeat Knull.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:38:28 PM
No.149533021
>>149532855
Lich is kind of a punk. He would be a manipulative advisor sort to someone like Aku. He would try to get him to go full omnicide until Aku eventuallt gets annoyed by him and no chalantly eye lasers him to dust
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:42:26 PM
No.149533051
>>149534089
>>149533038
Yogiri canonically can't kill people from space. It's been officially confirmed as of today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q6yphdZhUA
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:43:04 PM
No.149533057
>>149532969
>deleted
I did my part.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:43:46 PM
No.149533060
>>149532969
>simon posted
>thread immediately nuked
Holy FVARK!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:44:10 PM
No.149533061
>>149532988
Thank you Grok, you're my favorite deputy
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:44:11 PM
No.149533062
>>149533038
I love how people use this part where Goku actually fucking planned his death in a 5D chess move and came back to life later.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:44:53 PM
No.149533067
>>149533038
>gokek solo'ed by random innocuous literal who twink cuck tr/a/nime mc instance #531236213
yup YUP
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:45:10 PM
No.149533068
>>149532969
Guys I just went to this tread and saw sonic.exe!And he blew up my MOTHERFUCKING 3ds!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:45:12 PM
No.149533069
>>149533178
>>149532988
>>Hulk's strongest forms, like World Breaker,
Is grok from like 2010
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:50:40 PM
No.149533098
>>149533008
folks just like seeing characters with ultra hax and complex abilities getting stomped by other characters that are only physically strong going unga bunga on them. Even if half of the time the one with hax should win
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:53:17 PM
No.149533118
>>149529620
This is the average Godzillafag and Hulkfag look like and all the autism ragebaiting is lex trying to damage the reputation of GOATSHULK and GOATSZILLA
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:53:22 PM
No.149533120
>>149533185
>>149535031
>Ben, Chad and Liam do a final "thank you" stream after the release of their orgasmic, world-shatteringly good magnum opus, Kasen vs Sonic 4.
>"Thanks to you guys and all of your lovingly donated cash, we no longer have to Battle Death anymore!"
>They all simultaneously bow like a bunch of chinks.
>They all take a swig from a weird glass and start convulsing and choking from the poison.
>Nemesis Bloodryche will see this and critique the air molecules for being too clear, whilst also coming out as a troon on behalf of Swank.
>Moro follows this up with an animated funeral for Death Battle, complete with various combatants in black suits playing bagpipes.
>Rumors begin to escalate of Kratos vs Asura being haunted, with sightings of the fiction-transcending Kratos.exe wandering around a night, on the hunt for jeets.
This IS HOW DEATH BATTLE ENDS! I AM FROM THE FUTURE, ALL THAT I PREDICT MUST COME TRUE. THIS IS HOW THE ULTIMATE LEGACY WILL PLAY OUT.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:53:39 PM
No.149533122
>>149533008
Do not put those two shitters in the same pic as IATIA plz.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:59:58 PM
No.149533169
>>149533554
>>149530540
>Lucina vs Grovyle
Lucina should win. Grovyle was restrained by regular ropes that he needed to trick Sableye scratching him to break out of, while Lucina is bona fide superhuman from the feats in her game. Even giving Grovyle manga feats doesn't give him anything particularly impressive other than just breaking a little bit of crystal.
Grovyle will unfortunately win because he's scaled to a featless 'god of time' that needs an independent machine to keep time moving.
>Judge vs Sans
There's no realistic framework in which this fight works because we have no real idea of Judge's capabilities and/or how he even fits into Undertale's battle system. Even Sans' best feat is just 'annoying the player to death' with no real conception of the player's own abilities other than being maybe mildly superhuman.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:00:34 PM
No.149533178
>>149533069
>Immortal Hulk does surpass World Breaker in baseline power (galaxy-level feats) and regeneration, tapping into cosmic entities like the One Below All for potential multiversal strength. Against Knull, his immortality could counter symbiote control, but Knull's Celestial-slaying
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:01:23 PM
No.149533185
>>149533303
>>149533120
Sonic won that btw.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:02:08 PM
No.149533191
>STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:03:57 PM
No.149533205
>>149534569
>>149530061
There is no explanation beyond the surface level. Hulk is almost exclusively posted by browns here, hence the /dbs/ cross-trolling. Occam's razor is outerversal.
And before you get cheeky, Kaijufags are the same damn shit. At least THEY aren't posting gay zilla porn outside of that one crop that got turned into YET ANOTHER Hulkfag spam image. The entire matchup is incestuous and homosexual.
Does the Nesquik Bunny have any good matchups?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:12:13 PM
No.149533280
>>149533486
>>149536412
>>149533008
Nemo doesn't deserve to be lumped in with those gigafaggots
>>149530226
>>149530249
Even his creator doesn't give a fuck. Miles's spic side is almost ENTIRELY token and that's rich coming from the fact he's half-token and half-token, while almost exclusively acting one way and not like a mix of both cultures
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:12:55 PM
No.149533292
>>149533554
>>149530540
Dunno about Grovyle VS Lucina because I have zero interest and its a dumb fight. Sans VS Judge is weird due to the nature of their games and hashing out how they would even interact. General impressions I have heard is Judge takes it but I would need to look more into it for a more sokid idea
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:13:41 PM
No.149533303
>>149533185
By Odin's fade this shall come true.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:17:49 PM
No.149533337
>>149529842
Incest is wrong and disgusting
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:26:46 PM
No.149533428
>>149533513
>>149533262
>N
>Makes the pool brown
What was Nestlรฉ cooking up with this?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:31:50 PM
No.149533486
>>149533280
I didn't notice that until you pointed it out kekaroo
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:34:45 PM
No.149533513
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:37:45 PM
No.149533554
>>149534245
>>149533169
>>149533292
I think Death Battle would just play it straight, make it a standard battle and downscale them from The Batter and Frisk respectively. Expect a surprising amount of wank for both.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:46:43 PM
No.149533659
>>149532090
>a cat
3 cats
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:50:30 PM
No.149533696
>>149536428
>>149536580
Who comes up with this stuff?
Also, CHAdppino wins
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:53:06 PM
No.149533725
>>149533732
>>149533744
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:53:46 PM
No.149533732
>>149533776
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:54:41 PM
No.149533744
>>149533776
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:55:06 PM
No.149533749
>>149534008
>>149530540
Grovyle has universal scaling
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:56:31 PM
No.149533765
>>149533818
Besides BFR and Existence Erasure, how does most of your favorites in fiction kill him? He may have the durability of a 10 year old, but you know. Cthulhu cult immortality? Kid has been gored and killed in all sorts of ways.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:57:38 PM
No.149533776
>>149533732
>>149533744
>homosexual fantasies
>fornication
yup Goku wins because you've sinned
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:01:02 PM
No.149533818
>>149534598
>>149533765
Kill his parents
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:15:11 PM
No.149534000
>>149534034
>>149532810
There is no future with that booking. Kill yourself.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:15:42 PM
No.149534008
>>149534120
>>149533749
Universal wall level agreement? Yes.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:17:17 PM
No.149534034
>>149534000
Look at this sad motherfucker. The shittiest match in that set up is the one that's going to happen.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:18:45 PM
No.149534056
>>149534153
>>149534560
My hero is cuckoldversal
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:20:43 PM
No.149534089
>>149533051
Yogiri, more like Gojiri.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:22:13 PM
No.149534120
>>149534008
>Kratos out of nowhere
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:24:29 PM
No.149534153
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:32:38 PM
No.149534245
>>149534481
>>149533554
The issue isn't necessarily the battleboarding side of things since you can be disingenuous like most battleboarders and use made up terms like 'attack potency' or pretend either of them has real speed feats to say one of them wins.
The issue is the fight animation. Most of Sans' 'attacks' don't really make sense outside the context of an Undertale fight where you control a 2D character in a little box which would be extremely lame to watch. And Judge is even worse because we have actually no animated conception for how he fights. Then there's potential dialogue where Judge's long winded and annoying way of talking does not really fit Death Battle.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:32:54 PM
No.149534250
>>149530061
>falseflagging
Is that all?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:34:27 PM
No.149534268
>>149534298
>>149534305
>Minus One sequel
>Monsterverse sequel
>Shin Godzilla sequel
vs.
>She Hulk Season 2
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:36:31 PM
No.149534292
>>149534417
>>149534433
What's the next Zelda character to have a fight?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:36:59 PM
No.149534298
>>149534268
Has Shulk s2 even been confirmed to be happening? I thought it was up in the air with a high chance of being canned?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:37:28 PM
No.149534303
>>149534448
Do it.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:37:36 PM
No.149534305
>>149534397
>>149534268
>current capeSOVL run by PKJ
>Imperial
>Tokon
>Rivals
Yup yup.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:42:00 PM
No.149534362
>>149533262
Thats foul. Those people probably pissed in that pool.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:44:19 PM
No.149534397
>>149534435
>>149534438
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:45:30 PM
No.149534417
>>149534500
>>149534292
Well that other versus show ghat did Starfire VS Blaze is doing Sidon VS Undyne
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:46:18 PM
No.149534433
>>149534292
I personally feel like the well has been dry for the Zelda cast. Link got a super composite and Tears of the Kingdom didn't afford him much in the way of particularly interesting (for the sake of comparable match ups) techniques.
Zelda herself still basically has zero feats to meaningfully draw from for the format. The upcoming muso game will likely change this, but we'd have to wait for it to make any judgements for potential opponents.
Ganondorf could have some applicability as an army vs army scenario, but he already has two episodes under his belt.
If we go outside of the trio, then it has some options, but are massively less popular. Perhaps the best option would be the four heroes and their mechs.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:46:32 PM
No.149534435
>>149534460
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:46:48 PM
No.149534438
>>149534467
>>149534397
>Hulk: Do that little dance I like before solo your verse
>Godzilla:
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:47:33 PM
No.149534448
>>149534303
What's the stall for DB doing an eva match-up? It's bound to rake in views?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:47:59 PM
No.149534453
POPULARulk the BELOVED!!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:48:22 PM
No.149534460
>>149534494
>>149534435
>Godzilla: Do that little dance I like before solo your verse
>Hulk:
So is Hulk going to continue the Big 2 capeshit losing streak?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:48:49 PM
No.149534467
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:49:27 PM
No.149534471
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:50:30 PM
No.149534481
>>149534245
Most vs animations just equate the body with the soul and make sans fight as if he's not a game character, Death Battle would do the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7jiGaoweYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx0PwRuZ9kU
And they have done the same, see the Sans vs Ness DBX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6wUs7orI98
The weird thing is, I don't remember Judge being able to teleport like that in OFF, he has so little to work with that people had to make shit up for him, he would be the most "nothing" character to ever be on the show, not even S1 Riptor had it this bad.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:50:42 PM
No.149534483
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:50:57 PM
No.149534489
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:51:24 PM
No.149534494
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:51:53 PM
No.149534500
>>149534417
Why? Is it solely because fish with spear vs fish with spear?
I think that unless they embrace multiversal Undertale, then Sidon should have it firmly. Monsters having that whole killing intent weakness is a bit of a nail in the coffin for most match ups. Likewise, Sidon's ability for hydrokinesis and its functionality as a shield gives him protection against Undyne's attacks.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:51:58 PM
No.149534502
>>149534544
>>149534465
Hulk couldnt even take WEAKly. No way is he beating CHADzilla
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:53:29 PM
No.149534530
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:54:20 PM
No.149534534
>>149534561
>>149534591
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:55:12 PM
No.149534544
>>149534502
Broly would eat the Godzillas like a bag of candy.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:55:34 PM
No.149534548
>>149534674
Yall tried to get wordgirls thread deleted
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:55:42 PM
No.149534551
>>149533262
The Energizer Bunny or the Trix Rabbit.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:56:11 PM
No.149534555
>>149534556
>>149534465
Hulk WILL win and bring back honor to capeGOLD.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:56:27 PM
No.149534556
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:56:48 PM
No.149534560
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:56:51 PM
No.149534561
>>149534534
>Hulk helping Superman get back on his feet after Godzilla bullied him
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:57:35 PM
No.149534569
>>149534637
>>149534894
>>149533205
ZillaFAGGOTs have been caught falseflagging every time.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:58:05 PM
No.149534576
>>149534465
Of course. Godzilla hangs out with /m/chads and /m/ mogs capeshit
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:58:47 PM
No.149534591
>>149534900
>>149534534
>Hulk rubbing Superman's neck after he had to pull Doomsday off Hulk again.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:59:13 PM
No.149534595
that loss made me angry Deku and YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT WHEN I'M ANGRY
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:59:29 PM
No.149534598
>>149533818
Kenny has re-materialized from death before.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:59:30 PM
No.149534599
>>149534465
DC won their last fight, anon.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:59:45 PM
No.149534602
>>149534610
>>149534632
>
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:00:19 PM
No.149534608
Hulk WILL bring back honor to all of capeGOLD.
Hulk WILL solo all of /a/ and /m/.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:00:31 PM
No.149534610
>>149534602
>tumblr filename
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:02:36 PM
No.149534632
>>149534671
>>149534602
Familiar artstyle.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:03:00 PM
No.149534637
>>149534569
they're all the same shade of brown to me
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:03:02 PM
No.149534638
>>149534660
>>149534719
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:04:30 PM
No.149534660
>>149534638
We don't speak brown here.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:04:30 PM
No.149534661
>>149534719
>SPICzillaHOMO posting gay shit
Grim.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:05:34 PM
No.149534671
>>149534632
Yeah it is one of Ottley's pieces. Also includes the likes of Superman killing Batman accidentally, Batman and Mark teaming up to kill Superman, Mark shoving Superman and Hulk aside, multiple instances of Nolan and Mark killing Superman, so on and so forth.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:05:41 PM
No.149534674
>>149534548
Lexiconians are busted compared to some cucky boy that's using a fake and gay version of the Avatar State
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:07:16 PM
No.149534691
>inb4 the inevitable dunking on Hulk for this because name
RIP Hulkamania.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:07:59 PM
No.149534698
>>149534706
>>149534728
ENOUGH
Godzilla's son vs Hulk's son.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:08:32 PM
No.149534706
>>149534734
>>149534698
Skaar is basically a Hulk Conan. He is cooler.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:09:02 PM
No.149534713
>>149534796
>*Hulk starts charging himself with TOBA energy*
>โIn Marvel's day, in DCโs night,โ
>โNo scaling shall escape Hulk's sight,โ
>โTo those who worship Kaiju's might,โ
>โBeware Hulk's powerโฆ COMICโS LIIIGHT!โ
>RADIATION IS FOOORMIIING
>*Godzilla Ultima breaks through Hulkโs Cosmic Punch and shatters his whole arm*
>โSKREEEEOOOOOOONNNNNKKKKKKK!โ
>MOVIES ARE SCOOORIIING
>*Godzilla's punch hits Hulk right in the mouth, cracking his existence through all fiction*
>*Hulk lies on the dirt of Mars, looking up at the victor, Godzilla, as his body slowly fades away*
>โHulk thinks...you'd makeโฆa goodโฆAvenger.โ
>*Hulk vaporizes into thin air, except for a orb of green energy with TOBA power that proceeds to speak*
>โGODZILLA OF EARTH-1954, YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSENโ
>*Godzilla smirks*
>โSKREONKโฆโ
>*cut to black*
>โโฆSKREOOONK.โ
K.O.!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:09:11 PM
No.149534714
HULK IS DEAD
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:09:31 PM
No.149534719
>>149534733
>>149534736
>>149534638
>>149534661
>One minute apart
>Hulkbro is melting down so badly hes falseflaging and rthing
Nonono is it truly THAT over Hulkbros? We arnt going 0-3 right?! Aaaaiiiiii
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:10:05 PM
No.149534728
>>149534698
They look at the Hulkzilla suck-off, cringe internally to the point of near-implosion and agree to never be as gay as their fathers
made for a great front-page story for the Bugle I tell you hwat
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:10:38 PM
No.149534733
>>149534774
>>149534719
>arnt
>IESLB
Retard...
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:10:40 PM
No.149534734
>>149534706
Cooler is Freeza's brother.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:10:46 PM
No.149534736
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:10:51 PM
No.149534737
>>149534752
>HOMOSEXUAL WARRIORS FIGHT FOR HOMOSEXUAL PRIDE
>Iron Man beats Superman
Even Tony's weakest armor can hold its own against a suppressed Thor or Hulk, both of whom could rape stomp a Superman operating at around 50% power. So if that's what his lower-end suits can handle, then his most powerful armor could easily man-handle Superman at full strength (without any outside amps), just him going all out.
>Popeye beats Vegito
Vegito has no reliable way to permanently kill Popeye. Popeye not only outspeeds him, since Vegito is at best infinite speed, while Popeye scales to immeasurable speed. Vegito either gets hax-stomped or Popeye stalls until the Potara fusion runs out, or he just uses Fission Inducement to split Goku and Vegeta apart.
>Sonic beats Mario
At his peak, Mario caps at Large Star level with a Power Star, and in base form, heโs only Multi-Continent level, and he has no universal feats. Sonic, on the other hand, is at least planet-level in base (having defeated Perfect Chaos without the Chaos Emeralds), and Universal as Super Sonic. Also, Mario's hax is meaningless since he can't hit Sonic.
This is the truth, take it or leave it.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:11:44 PM
No.149534750
So since Donkey Kong's Bananza forms require Pauline's singing, does that in turn force DK to take partnered match ups?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:11:55 PM
No.149534752
>>149534737
>Princes of Pride out of NOWHERE
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:12:20 PM
No.149534762
>>149534838
>>149534740
>Sonic beats Mario
You just HAD to screw it all up right at the end, didn't you?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:12:39 PM
No.149534764
>>149534780
>>149534740
>Universal as Super Sonic
Post Sonic killing Solaris on his own
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:13:02 PM
No.149534771
>>149534740
Super Sonic is planetary, take it or leave it.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:13:19 PM
No.149534774
>>149534802
>>149534733
>look at the edit I made
Ohnono he's showing all the signs. Hulkbros our 0-3 trophy is coming for us...
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:13:45 PM
No.149534780
>>149534817
>>149534764
No, no, actually, let me make this easier for you, post "planet-level" base Sonic outrunning a black hole
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:14:04 PM
No.149534786
>hulk Hogan dies today
>The incredible hulk is gonna die again soon
Bad time to be a hulk fan
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:14:38 PM
No.149534796
>>149534713
This happened.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:14:58 PM
No.149534802
>>149534834
>>149534836
>>149534774
>spic has no argument
Yup yup. Many such cases.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:16:13 PM
No.149534817
>>149534858
>>149534780
I hate that stupid Wisp energy explosion thing, it gets zero description or anything, but scalers call it a black hole all the time.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:17:10 PM
No.149534834
>>149534867
>>149534802
>Racism
>nonsense abiut an argument
You're posting gay porn and acting like someone else is doing it. What argument is there to be had?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:17:15 PM
No.149534836
>>149534802
how many images do you have in your hulk reaction folder?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:17:18 PM
No.149534838
>>149534849
>>149534762
Sonic is faster than Mario, though. Even if Mario was stronger, he could never touch Sonic.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:18:10 PM
No.149534849
>>149534838
>Sonic is faster than Mario
Nobody tell him
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:18:26 PM
No.149534855
>>149535074
>Hulk literally died
Bros?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:18:33 PM
No.149534857
>>149534872
>hulk
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:18:41 PM
No.149534858
>>149534911
>>149534817
They also keep parroting how Sonic laying unconscious inside of it while surrounded by a shit-ton of Wisps is also supposed to be a resistance feat like the scene isn't meant to imply those things are protecting him lol
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:18:51 PM
No.149534862
....
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:19:16 PM
No.149534867
>>149534834
>abiut
>IESLB
>AGAIN
Brownbro....calm down.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:19:29 PM
No.149534869
Sonic no diffs Goku btw
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:19:54 PM
No.149534872
>>149534857
I can't believe Broly doesn't swallow...
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:20:36 PM
No.149534878
>>149532694
>slanter
>magnus opus
ESLtosโฆ
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:21:27 PM
No.149534894
>>149534569
>kaijuFAGGOT immediately falseflags and gets caught after this post
They're not sending their best.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:21:50 PM
No.149534900
>>149534946
>>149534591
Does Hulk have ANY good showings in crossovers? I mean he jobbed to BatCHAD in one comic
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:22:06 PM
No.149534904
>>149534915
>Hulk H. died
Hulkbros... is this a sign??
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:22:33 PM
No.149534909
>>149534956
>
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:22:39 PM
No.149534911
>>149534858
One thing that gets me is how they use a Prima strategy guide to make Sonic have immeasurable speeds in Sonic and the Secret Rings. Like the actual context of the level is that a corridor stretches and obstacles appear within it.
But rather than actually crossing the entire room by foot, Sonic takes portals that advance him forwards to each section until he eventually gets to the end.
>>149529602 (OP)
I think Godzilla will win. Because itโs a fan favorite and the audience is used ro Hulk getting gored or exploded. More people would be upset with Godzilla dying.
>>149534904
That means Hulk will win because it's to honor Hogan
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:23:36 PM
No.149534924
I'm a zillabro and I made that image btw
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:23:42 PM
No.149534925
>>149534915
Bardock lost to Nolan.
>"BARK BARK BARK BARK"
>"Hush boy, you are a corrupt hero no more."
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:25:20 PM
No.149534944
>used ro
>IESLBzilla
They really are brown.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:25:24 PM
No.149534946
>>149534989
>>149534900
There's no shame in losing to batgos.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:25:46 PM
No.149534954
>>149534915
Does The Incredible Hulk have a patriotic iteration like Godzilla does?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:25:56 PM
No.149534956
>>149535224
>>149534909
With 5 minutes of prep Batman wins btw
>>149534934
Deku gapes Peter and all of his villains
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:26:43 PM
No.149534970
>>149534934
Peter gapes Deku and all of his villains.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:26:48 PM
No.149534971
>>149535314
Kings
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:26:56 PM
No.149534975
>>149535006
>>149534957
3 mountain/island busters Deku can fight, now
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:27:15 PM
No.149534979
>>149534912
>More people would be upset with Godzilla dying.
Good ragebait then.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:27:27 PM
No.149534984
>>149534957
...in my fanfiction cope.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:27:36 PM
No.149534989
>>149535587
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:28:59 PM
No.149535006
>>149534975
Um...well...hold on a minute...
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:29:30 PM
No.149535016
>>149534912
>More people would be upset with Godzilla dying.
I hope so.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:30:51 PM
No.149535031
>>149533120
Kasen won all 4 battles btw
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:30:52 PM
No.149535032
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:31:55 PM
No.149535048
>>149535092
>>149534912
>More people would be upset with Godzilla dying.
Weren't you supposed to post a reason why Godzilla should win here
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:32:05 PM
No.149535050
>ranGOD to the janny
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:34:14 PM
No.149535074
>>149534855
is that from the latest crossover
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:34:29 PM
No.149535078
RIP Hulk Hogan.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:35:18 PM
No.149535092
>>149535104
>>149535048
Hulk sissies reason why he should win is because he got folded twice and he totally wonโt go 3-0
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:36:19 PM
No.149535104
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:36:54 PM
No.149535111
>>149535140
HULK
(voice shaking with primal rage)
HULKโฆ STRONGESTโฆ THERE IS!
Kratos, gasping for air, forces his body to stand once more. His energy is running low, but his resolve never fades. His eyes meet Hulkโs, burning with defiance.
KRATOS
(voice strained, but unwavering)
You have strength, Hulk. But I have hope.
In a final, desperate move, Kratos channels all his energy into one last strike. He summons the Power of Hope and swings his Blades of Chaos at Hulk with the force of an entire universe behind him. But Hulk, in a final surge of destructive rage, grabs both blades and pulls Kratos toward him, delivering a devastating punch straight to Kratosโs chest.
The impact is so powerful that the very space around them warps, and Kratos is sent flying backward through the air. He crashes into the ground, his body shattered and broken.
KRATOS
(gasping, blood spilling from his mouth)
Atreusโฆ Iโm sorryโฆ
Kratosโs body lies motionless on the ground, his Power of Hope fading as his final breath escapes him. His eyes, once filled with fury and determination, now close for the last time.
HULK
(breathing heavily, voice low)
Hulkโฆ win.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:37:16 PM
No.149535116
Hulkeks are losing hard.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:38:38 PM
No.149535140
>>149535111
This happened. I was there.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:39:52 PM
No.149535153
>>149535157
>>149535215
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:40:30 PM
No.149535157
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:41:39 PM
No.149535165
>>149535190
>>149535218
>>149534957
Deku. Illusion Resistance. NOW.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:41:46 PM
No.149535168
>>149534740
SONIC. PLANET. NOW.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:42:47 PM
No.149535181
>>149535223
The metal buckles, and Hoganโs ribs crack audibly. Blood sprays from his mouth as he slumps, but the Hulkamaniacs chant louder, reviving him.Hogan (coughing blood, grinning): โYou canโt stop Hulkamania, brother! Say your prayers and eat your vitamins!โHogan hulks up, shaking off the pain. He points at The Hulk, whoโs now frothing with gamma-fueled rage. Hogan dodges a massive punch, slides behind, and locks in a sleeper hold. The Hulk flails, his strength waning as Hoganโs pythons squeeze tighter. Green veins bulge, then burst, spraying viscous blood across the ring.The Hulk drops to one knee, gasping. But in a desperate surge, he breaks free, grabbing Hogan and slamming him head-first into the mat. The impact splits Hoganโs scalp, blood pooling beneath him. The Hulk raises both fists for a crushing blow, but Hogan rolls away, grabbing a steel chair from under the ring.Hogan (wiping blood from his eyes): โTime to end this, greenie!โHogan swings the chair with superhuman force, cracking The Hulkโs skull. Green blood gushes as The Hulk staggers. Hogan doesnโt stopโhe swings again and again, each hit caving in The Hulkโs chest, ribs snapping like twigs. The crowd is deafening as green gore coats the ring.The Hulk (weakly, voice cracking): โHulkโฆ wantโฆ mommyโฆโThe Hulk collapses, tears streaming from his eyes as he whimpers for his mother. Hogan, bloodied but unyielding, climbs the turnbuckle. He points to the sky, soaking in the crowdโs energy, then leaps, delivering a devastating Atomic Leg Drop. The impact severs The Hulkโs neck, green blood fountaining as his head rolls across the ring.Hogan (standing over the corpse, flexing): โHulkamania lives forever, brother!โThe crowd erupts as Hogan poses, blood and sweat dripping from his battered body. The Hulkโs lifeless form shrinks back to Bruce Banner, still whimpering โmommyโ as his eyes glaze over.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:43:00 PM
No.149535190
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:43:43 PM
No.149535200
Hulk Hogan has just died. This must be a sign.
Damn... RIP Brother.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:44:09 PM
No.149535205
>>149535234
>>149535342
>>149534934
>Peterfag wants to get into another losing fight against BnH
Is this some kind of Humiliation fetish?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:44:38 PM
No.149535215
>>149535153
>Hulk running to get his 0-3 over with
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:45:00 PM
No.149535218
>>149535165
He doesnโt need it.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:45:48 PM
No.149535223
>>149535181
Kratos has been avenged
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:45:48 PM
No.149535224
>>149534956
I genuinely bet that if Bruce knew of Tony's existence beforehand, rather than getting jumped at the Watchtower, he could have formulated a way to prevent himself from dying to boundless High 1-A nanomachines
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:46:46 PM
No.149535234
>>149535205
>seething over a funny edit
Sad.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:48:29 PM
No.149535261
>>149535277
We must all be better MEN
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:49:43 PM
No.149535277
>>149535291
>>149535261
My hero encouraged me to transition into a better WOMAN!
HULK
(screaming with babyish butthurt)
HULKโฆ STRONGESTโฆ THERE IS!
Kratos does not flinch. He does not rise to meet the tantrum. He merely breathesโmeasured, controlled. His flesh bears no wound. His eyes, steady and regal, watch the green snowflake with something approaching pity.
KRATOS
(quietly)
You scream as a child does. Loud enough to hide your fear.
Hulk charges, each footfall shaking the dirt like drums of war. But Kratos does not move. Instead, he stands, as if in prayerโor judgment.
With deliberate grace, he draws the Sword of Olympus, its glow a soft whiteโancient, absolute.
Hulk lunges.
Kratos waits.
And when Hulk is but a breath awayโ
Kratos plunges the blade downward.
The sword pierces Hulk's chest like parchment, impaling him to the ground. The green yellow belly freezes mid-roar, pain, confusion and terror flashing across his face. His fists, once unstoppable, tremble uselessly in the air. Kratos kneels above, driving the blade deeper through, as Hulk whimpers in pain, begging unintelligently for mercy.
Kratos rises, steady and calm, leaving the blade in place with a slow, merciful strength.
KRATOS
(soft, solemn)
You are a monster no longer.
The glow of the Sword of Olympus pulses once. Then Hulk collapses, silently, eyes wide not in rageโbut in awe at the mercy of Kratos.
Kratos withdraws the sword and looks skyward. A cold wind stirs around him, and the battlefield falls quiet.
Only stillness.
A King stands aloneโunmoved, unshaken, inspiring a better world of better men.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:50:17 PM
No.149535291
>>149535277
Proud of you, Dekubro.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:50:47 PM
No.149535297
>>149534915
0-3 for Hulk? That doesn't work for me brother.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:51:32 PM
No.149535305
>>149535287
Kratos was TEACHING him...
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:52:26 PM
No.149535314
>>149534971
who's that cringy autistic loser on the right? It looks like Mario's punching bag
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:54:05 PM
No.149535330
>>149535354
>>149534957
explain your cope if you even have the balls to stand by your statement
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:55:10 PM
No.149535342
>>149535398
>>149535205
I didn't see (You) complaining when it was a kratosura edit. Curious...
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:55:53 PM
No.149535354
>>149535377
>>149535385
>>149535330
Itโs simple really. Deku beat Spiderman who is stronger than his villains.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:57:03 PM
No.149535377
>>149535354
>Deku beat Spiderman
Wiz, Boomstick... Marvel isn't going to sponsor you just because you sucked off Miles for 20 minutes.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:57:17 PM
No.149535381
Why are people even talking about Ultima? That featless fodder is a non-factor.
>muh true form
Is stuck in some other dimension like a cuck and canโt do anything.
>>149535354
Deku beat Miles Morales, not Spider-Man.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:58:19 PM
No.149535394
>>149535420
>>149535436
Is Rudeus the strongest canon pedophile in fiction?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:58:54 PM
No.149535398
>>149535342
It really does make you think doesn't it?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:59:39 PM
No.149535409
>>149535428
>>149535482
>>149535385
And what does Spiderman do that Miles canโt?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:00:15 PM
No.149535420
>>149535394
That guy looks fruity enough to be raped and gaped by the pedophilic superheroes in The Boys
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:00:18 PM
No.149535423
>>149535385
Miles Morales frequently shows he's stronger and better than peter in every way. Also has more and better powers too
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:00:37 PM
No.149535428
>>149535461
>>149535463
>>149535409
He beat a herald.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:00:49 PM
No.149535432
>>149535385
Miles oneshotted peter btw.
Deku also oneshots cucky peter
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:00:53 PM
No.149535435
Are there any othe Godzilla fan who have watch Toho's web series, Chibi Godzilla and Godziban? I don't see a lot of us talking about it.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:00:54 PM
No.149535436
>>149535287
Canontos
>>149535394
It's Still Hal
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:01:37 PM
No.149535446
>>149535473
>cucky
Place of birth and skin color?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:01:41 PM
No.149535447
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:01:53 PM
No.149535449
>>149535468
So with his recent upscale, can Trigon finally defeat Vegeta?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:02:23 PM
No.149535461
>>149535428
Iโm sure Miles could as well.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:02:33 PM
No.149535463
>>149535487
>>149535428
Miles beat Solus who absorbed the Enigma force (stronger than Beyonder level)
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:02:38 PM
No.149535465
>>149535716
>cucky
>Kylejeet woke up
Here we go again.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:02:49 PM
No.149535468
>>149535449
Didn't Trigon get nodiffed by Bizarro?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:02:59 PM
No.149535471
>>149535695
I'm more sad that Hulk Hogan, the character, died, and not Terry, who portrayed him. Dude was a grade A piece of shit. Jessie Ventura tried to start a wrestling union to make it easier for the wrestlers who get injured, Terry went and tattled to Vince. I don't care if he was a racist or a trump supporter either. The fact he made the Undertaker think he injured him for years though? Fuck.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:03:04 PM
No.149535473
>>149535446
cucky is an english word, cucky boi simon
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:03:34 PM
No.149535481
>>149535510
Spider-Man gapes the MHAverse.
Cope and seethe.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:03:38 PM
No.149535482
>>149535409
>be an actual Spider-Man
>not be a combination of two token minorities while basically forsaking one to the point of comedic punchline anytime he says spanglish shit
>actually care about others in a truly selfless manner to the point of willing to undergo self-sacrifice
>not be made for the sole purpose of subverting a culture and identity at the direct expense of his predecessors
>upholding the great responsibility that his great powers entail
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:04:00 PM
No.149535487
>>149535530
>>149535463
The Enigma Force? From the Micronauts comic? That shit isn't as strong as the Beyonder.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:04:09 PM
No.149535491
So with her recent downscale, can Goku finally defeat Wonder Woman?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:04:15 PM
No.149535492
>>149535521
I'm so glad there's a dedicated fan community in these threads that support the love for this underrated Sonic character.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:05:12 PM
No.149535504
>>149535716
>SIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMON
Kylejeet....let it go.
>>149535481
Heโs a streetshitter. Heโs not gaping shit.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:06:17 PM
No.149535521
>>149535492
nothing wrong with loving and protecting birds
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:06:26 PM
No.149535523
>>149535528
Oh my, oh my, no one told me Spiderman was a delicious choco prince! Yummy!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:06:34 PM
No.149535526
>>149535510
>streetshitter
>Kylejeet out of NOWHERE
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:07:13 PM
No.149535528
>>149535523
Calm down Tonyโฆ
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:07:21 PM
No.149535530
>>149535487
it is now. Stronger even, the Beyonders need to use it to get anything done.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:07:58 PM
No.149535545
>>149535510
>Deku out of THIN AIR
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:08:12 PM
No.149535549
>Hulk Hogan died
Slame em Hulkster
Why not.
Who would win Peter Parker or Shigaraki?
SUPERMAN
(lip wobbling, voice cracking with false nobility)
I fight for truthโฆ justiceโฆ and the Globohomo way!
Kratos looks down at the gayly coloured midget in front of him, unfazed. His expression is unreadableโlike a mountain hearing the wind brag.
KRATOS
(hollow, unimpressed)
You fight for applause.
Supermanโs brow furrows, uncertain whether to respond with tears or anger. His cape flutters behind himโclean, polished, pristine. Someone who has never had to work hard or get their hands dirty.
SUPERMAN
(sputtering)
IโI protect people. I inspire them!
KRATOS
You entertain them.
(pauses)
You have never known war. Only performance.
With a frustrated grunt, Superman rockets forward, red eyes glowing, fists clenched like a child who didnโt get his way.
Kratos waits. Calm. Still.
The moment Superman strikesโKratos steps inside his punch, grabs him by the throat, and slams him to his knees, as if dragging a misbehaving pup to heel.
SUPERMAN
(struggling, whining now)
Youโฆ you canโtโฆPLEASE!
KRATOS
(interrupting, cold)
You are not a god. You are a mascot.
He draws the Sword of Olympus, radiant and ancient, far older than Supermanโs illegal immigrant ideals. Without flourish, Kratos plunges the blade downโthrough Supermanโs chest and into the ground beneath him, pinning him down to earth like a broken banner.
Superman gasps, eyes wide in disbeliefโhis sun-given strength means nothing. His image? Powerless.
Kratos kneels above him, hand firm on the swordโs hilt, his face lit by divine wrath and weary wisdom.
KRATOS
(quiet, final)
You are a monster no longer.
Supermanโs eyes flickerโno longer glowing. His breath slows. Around them, silence reigns. The wind no longer stirs.
Kratos remains kneeling, unmoving, a monument to judgment. Not a hero. Not a god.
Something greater. A KING.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:10:56 PM
No.149535585
>>149535560
the cuck self insert who is weaker than Miles vs the Villain who is way stronger than Deku???
Oh nonononono...
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:11:14 PM
No.149535587
>>149536001
>>149534989
Kratos. Not being a Shovel victim. Now.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:11:30 PM
No.149535590
>>149535595
>>149535577
Who's the bald guy?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:11:46 PM
No.149535595
>>149535590
the King of Kings
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:11:49 PM
No.149535597
>>149535606
>>149535560
Peter Parker obviously. He can actually fight above his weight class, unlike MHA characters.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:12:01 PM
No.149535602
>>149535617
>>149535577
KINGtos was TEACHING Superman...
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:12:27 PM
No.149535606
>>149535648
>>149535597
he touches or webs Shiggy once and he disintegrates. Shiggy doesn't need audience self-insert plotarmor to live unlike cucky peter
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:12:49 PM
No.149535612
>>149535510
Please refrain from using derogatory terms for MHA fans.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:13:14 PM
No.149535617
>>149535577
>>149535602
Kingtos is like a parental figure to Superman, trying to teach him to be a better man
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:13:43 PM
No.149535625
>Hulkster dies
>Ric Flair's still alive
How?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:14:04 PM
No.149535632
>>149535648
>>149535560
Sadly Shiggi outstats him and haxes him. Peterโs saving grace are his smarts and creativity.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:14:04 PM
No.149535633
>>149535577
>two dubs
YUP YUP YUP it's canon
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:14:11 PM
No.149535637
>Kylejeet likes MHA
As if he couldn't get more pathetic.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:14:55 PM
No.149535642
>>149535704
>>149535742
Now that the book is closed, who wins this
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:15:20 PM
No.149535648
>>149535688
>>149535728
>>149535606
>>149535632
>web up his hands so he can't use Decay
>immediately knock him out cold or kill him
Done.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:16:04 PM
No.149535661
MILES IS THOUSANDS OF TIMES STRONGER THAN PETER
in the latest Movie he was able to escape all the multiversal versions of Spidermen. They couldnโt fucking catch him.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:17:41 PM
No.149535688
>>149535648
He would be faster than the flying spider goo Peter shoots. Also later Shiggi can destroy things through ANY part of his body. Any skin contact is death.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:18:05 PM
No.149535694
>>149535727
I see Hulk and Godzilla as brothers.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:18:08 PM
No.149535695
>>149535471
>seething over the recently deceased
Doesn't work for me, brother.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:18:33 PM
No.149535704
>>149535642
>Anime wrestler whose entire thing is doing super human feats while fighting aliens
>VS a regular dude
I dont know, chief. Dont think Hogan has this one.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:19:23 PM
No.149535716
>>149535749
>>149535504
>>149535465
>KYLEKYLEKYLEKYLEKYLEKYLE
NTA btw, nor a DCbro.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:19:56 PM
No.149535723
>>149535743
MHAfags get really hurt when you mention their only wins in death battle are one sided stomps/pity wins. They also get mad when you point out that their characters can't beat anyone that isn't lowballed and can't beat anyone on their level.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:20:00 PM
No.149535727
>>149535740
>>149535694
According to MST3K, Hulk is Godzilla's grandson (along with Kermit the Frog and Ernsest Borgnine.)
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:20:00 PM
No.149535728
>>149535648
>the webs decay too
>shiggy doesn't even feel the blow since Deku is 1000000000x stronger than insect level peter
>Beats Peter up with his far superior speed as well until peter cries and offers him mary jane's pussy if he doesn't hurt him
Sorry lil bro
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:20:53 PM
No.149535740
>>149535727
This actually explains everything.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:20:56 PM
No.149535742
>>149536023
>>149535642
Hulk wouldn't even beat his own parody in Kinnikuman.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:20:56 PM
No.149535743
>>149535723
Calm down Hulkfag
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:21:03 PM
No.149535745
>>149535753
Shiggy gon BREED mary jane while cucky peter watches like a BITCH
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:21:23 PM
No.149535749
>>149535801
>>149535716
Don't mind him anon. The Sissymon kek self inserts as cucky bois like Peter and Simon. He gets asshurt if you mention that and can only cope via his pity win
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:21:35 PM
No.149535753
>>149535781
>>149535745
CAAAAAAAAAAAANNNOOOOOOONNNNN
If MHA characters are really that strong, then why aren't they fighting mountain busters or multi city block level characters in Death Battle?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:23:07 PM
No.149535777
>funny joke about Simon that literally anybody can laugh at and appreciate
>KYLEKYLEKYLEKYLEKYLEKYLE DCDDDCDCDCDCDC in response for several posts, usually followed by cuckspam
How does one become this mindbroken?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:23:08 PM
No.149535778
>>149535760
U-um... You see.. w-well....
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:23:11 PM
No.149535781
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:24:13 PM
No.149535794
>>149536325
CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT PITY WINS!?!?! ITโS NOT FUNNY AND IT WILL NEVER BE FUNNY!! YOU CAPEFAGS ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT MHA IS BETTER THAN YOUR DOGSHIT COMICS!!! YOUโRE SO INSECURE ABOUT YOUR WEAK VERSE THAT YOU HAVE TO MAKE SHIT UP LIKE DEKU ONLY FIGHTING STREET TIERS WITHOUT ANY PROOF! STAY ON /co/ WITH ALL THE OTHER MOUTHBREATHING RETARDS WHO EAT UP SLOP LIKE INVINCIBLE OR OTHER RETARDED SHIT THAT MARVELDRONES CONSUME ON A DAILY BASIS!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:24:29 PM
No.149535801
Wow! I didn't know they held My Hero Academia conventions in India!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xnrbzfOiYE&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD
>>149535749
>still mad that CHADmon beat Kyle
It's been months. Get over it.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:24:35 PM
No.149535805
>>149535760
I canโt think of a single character that is a consistent mountain buster
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:24:37 PM
No.149535806
KIIIIIIINNNGGGTTOOOOOOSSSSSS
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:24:57 PM
No.149535813
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:25:24 PM
No.149535817
>>149535834
>>149535902
So now that Deku has proven he is comfortably planetary, should we put him up against Naruto?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:25:40 PM
No.149535821
>>149535760
Well...S-SHUT UP!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:26:15 PM
No.149535832
>>149535924
MHA. Not outselling every western superhero comic. Now.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:26:27 PM
No.149535834
>>149535817
Sure we can. Naruto gets blitzed and Iq diffed tho
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:26:30 PM
No.149535836
>>149532976
Britain mogs tf out of the US Colonies. Even if the population/manpower gets mellowed out with no foreign aid (I'm guessing no other colonies for GB), Britain still boasts a massive army and navy with top of the line equipment. The 13 were primarily armed to contend with natives and sometimes fight French and Spanish colonists. Hell Britain only took the L during the Revolutionary War because they were going broke from all the other larger wars they were fighting in Europe, while the 13 were being helped big time by France and mainly stuck with hit and run tactics
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:28:11 PM
No.149535857
>>149535879
Post three characters that are mountain/island/multi city block level that a single MHA character can beat without wonky scaling.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:28:15 PM
No.149535859
>>149536010
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:28:39 PM
No.149535866
>>149535934
>>149535760
Because nuclear fusion and breaking the sound barrier are both exceptional setting defining feats by the end of that manga despite people trying to extrapolate continent level attacks and light speed movement from dishonest calcs.
>>149535857
Deku could beat a couple versions of Godzilla. Does that count?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:30:45 PM
No.149535902
>>149535817
Deku could take Goku. Naruto doesn't even clear Luffy.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:30:48 PM
No.149535903
>>149535879
Minus One and Zilla?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:30:55 PM
No.149535904
>>149535879
Yeah, I'm sure Deku can beat Godzilla...1998 that is.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:31:52 PM
No.149535916
>>149535935
>>149536261
Deku can't beat Hydro-man.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:32:02 PM
No.149535920
>>149535879
No because the versions he can beat aren't mountain level.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:32:23 PM
No.149535924
>>149535832
I-i-i.... I CAAAAAAAAAN'T! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:33:01 PM
No.149535934
>>149535866
Mha can actually show off such speeds on screen. I donโt think I ever saw spiderman break the sound barrier in movies or comics.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:33:02 PM
No.149535935
>>149535991
>>149535916
Not even a joke or knock at MHA. Him or Sandman could solo the setting.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:35:34 PM
No.149535972
>>149530313
Ned Bigby vs Clarissa Darling confirmed?!?!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:35:47 PM
No.149535980
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:36:13 PM
No.149535985
>>149536005
>>149536094
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:36:36 PM
No.149535991
>>149536204
>>149535935
Iโm sure there are specific powers that would beat both of them. Endeavor probably could.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:36:59 PM
No.149536001
>>149535587
I think you meant to send this to someone else.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:37:12 PM
No.149536005
>>149535985
That frog needs chain scaling to be that tier ignore her.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:37:21 PM
No.149536010
>>149535859
>Demon Slayer started after and finished well before MHA
>outsold it by 2x with 1/2 the volumes in 1/2 the time
>and out of nowhere JJK decides to start and surpass MHA on a softer level as well
Brutal
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:38:26 PM
No.149536023
>>149535742
Nor Mr. Satan.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:38:48 PM
No.149536031
>>149536062
>>149536097
>chainscaling is NOT okay...unless it gets Peter to planetary, then it's okay.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:39:04 PM
No.149536034
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:39:37 PM
No.149536044
>>149536338
they're fraud checking me in real time
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:40:23 PM
No.149536058
>>149536088
>>149536147
can i just say how miserable this community is?
like deadass ive never wanted to interact with the fandom less than after deku vs miles, and i fucking love that episode and matchup so uh... what happened?
people repeating the same unfunny "deku only fighting street tiers" when he doesn't even have the biggest stat stomp of the season let alone the series. its just genuinely hard to actually talk about the episode cus people always wanna just shit on deku constantly, cus i guess hating MHA is a good substitute for a personality.
i wanna give a quick shoutout to Mae Dawn and other V-tubers for entering my youtube recommended after this episode dropped so i am not completely miserable through this whole waiting period. and hopefully people learn to be funny and creative again some time in the future.
my birthday is on the same day fantastic four releases here, so im excited for that, but i also wanna interact with this community at some point, but i want to go to bed without 8 different headaches afterwards
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:40:46 PM
No.149536062
>>149536085
>>149536031
If you don't respect Pete's chainscaling why should I respect your anime's chainscaling
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:40:52 PM
No.149536065
>hogan died on the 10th anniversary of the gawker article.
kek
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:42:10 PM
No.149536085
>>149536109
>>149536062
Only comic characters have to use chainscaling lets be honest
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:42:15 PM
No.149536088
>>149536058
Oh! Did you get your fantastic four skin on Fortnite yet?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:42:32 PM
No.149536094
>>149536142
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:42:51 PM
No.149536097
>>149536031
You don't understand! Peter is Hyperversal level with MFTL+++++ speed because....he punched a herald one time almost 40 years ago!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:42:56 PM
No.149536102
Westcuck Supergoy shitmics. Not getting GAPPED by japchad Godnen Kinoga. Now.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:43:20 PM
No.149536109
>>149536144
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:44:11 PM
No.149536123
Peter is a proud KINGtos Scholar. Why do you think his game debuted in Playstation?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:45:38 PM
No.149536139
>>149536536
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:45:50 PM
No.149536142
>>149536094
TSUYUSISTERS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW!!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:45:52 PM
No.149536144
>>149536171
>>149536109
I donโt acknowledge vs battles as a valid source for discussion.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:46:03 PM
No.149536147
>>149536058
I don't think it has ever been great, but I do have to admit the back to back torture since Cuckanon hit us with Kymon cuckshit has really put a damper on things. You basically have to hop on the thread during Atlantic morning times while things are slow but generally more willing to have conversations instead of meme and ritual posts.
>>149536144
so Tsuyu doesn't beat Peter?
Who would be a good match up for Mirko?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:48:41 PM
No.149536182
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:49:09 PM
No.149536192
>>149536171
I donโt know. Would have to read her chapters and see.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:49:44 PM
No.149536202
>>149536178
Knowing the types of people Ben Singer and Liam Swain are, they'd put her against Bunny Rabbot and die brutally.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:49:46 PM
No.149536204
>>149536236
>>149535991
Endeavor would be fucked, too many hard limits.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:50:28 PM
No.149536215
>>149536248
>>149536178
Big thigh lady from street fighter
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:50:59 PM
No.149536223
>>149536171
She definitely can't if she can't even beat toga or her clones.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:51:16 PM
No.149536226
>>149536267
>>149536178
It's honestly really hard to place her anywhere because she gets brutally maimed and crippled even in her own weight class.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:51:43 PM
No.149536236
>>149536256
>>149536204
Wdym? How does water man survive getting turned into steam?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:52:15 PM
No.149536245
Why does DekuGOD makes dbsissies seethe so hard?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:52:25 PM
No.149536248
>>149536215
Rainbow Mika, Cammy White, or Chun-Li?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:52:45 PM
No.149536256
>>149536284
>>149536236
He simply reforms back after being turned into steam I'm not even joking
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:53:03 PM
No.149536261
>>149536282
>>149535916
Neither could you
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:53:05 PM
No.149536263
>>149536171
Probably not. Sheโs what? 15? Too young and inexperienced and her powers arenโt that impressive.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:53:19 PM
No.149536267
>>149536226
But enough about Batgirl.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:54:11 PM
No.149536282
>>149536299
>>149536261
I can I'd simply start pissing into him.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:54:21 PM
No.149536284
>>149536303
>>149536422
>>149536256
Thatโs interesting. How does he get beaten in the comics? Or contained?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:55:06 PM
No.149536299
>>149536282
That makes him stronger. He just separates the water from your piss and send what remains back into your eyes.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:55:36 PM
No.149536303
>>149536284
He mostly ends up running away most of the time or getting frozen or put into a jar.
>capeshitters when MHA shows consistent scaling: Chainscaling. Doesn't count.
>capeshitters when DareDevil punched Galactus 50 years ago in a one-shot: OH MY GOD DAREDEVIL IS MULTIVERSAL!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:57:04 PM
No.149536325
>>149535794
PityWin-ku said this and looked like this
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:57:24 PM
No.149536328
>>149536312
Why are capecacas like this?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:58:17 PM
No.149536338
>>149536520
>>149536044
Spongebob is literally one of the strongest characters DB has ever put on their show
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:58:18 PM
No.149536339
>>149536363
>>149536312
The easiest way to murder a comic fan's powerscaling. Hand them the latest issue of any comic and show them their hero struggling with whatever city level threat the characters have to TEAM UP with against. You debunk all the dumb multiversal shit just by reading the source material.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:00:27 PM
No.149536363
>>149536370
>>149536339
I just read the first issue of the newest Spiderman run and he strains his arm and says it's the top end of his strength lifting a truck
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:00:29 PM
No.149536364
>>149536382
>"Jigsaw! Your games end here! ONE FOR ALL SIX MILLION PERCEEEEEEENT!"
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:01:11 PM
No.149536370
>>149536415
>>149536450
>>149536363
Tsuyu would've stopped that with just a finger btw.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:01:51 PM
No.149536382
>>149536364
>muh six gorillion
Deku is as fraudulent as smallhats. What a surprise.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:03:04 PM
No.149536398
>>149536312
So if they say "okay, yours count but ours does too" you just lose?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:03:30 PM
No.149536405
>>149536434
If Kratos and Doomslayer fought, what would Kratos say to him?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:04:06 PM
No.149536412
>>149536505
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:05:14 PM
No.149536422
>>149536284
Frozen or electrocuted.
He's literally turned into vapor as an escape trick before, as the other anon said. But that's only from heat.
For some reason electricity can knock him out.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:05:26 PM
No.149536428
>>149536460
>>149533696
Tranny gets splattered and stat stomped by mach 4 brick.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:06:01 PM
No.149536434
>>149536455
>>149536405
>We m-
Then he gets punched
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:06:01 PM
No.149536435
>>149536415
Y-You weren't supposed to post that...
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:07:20 PM
No.149536450
>>149536370
She wouldn't be able to stop him
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:07:29 PM
No.149536455
>>149536434
Why would Kratos punch Doomguy before he finishes his own sentence?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:07:33 PM
No.149536456
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:07:56 PM
No.149536460
>>149536482
>>149536580
>>149536428
>Tranny
...
n-no
please tell me you're lying
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:08:08 PM
No.149536464
>>149536477
>this entire thread
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:08:39 PM
No.149536471
>>149534740
>Sonic, on the other hand, is at least planet-level in base
Lol? You have brain damage or what, if sanic was so planetary didn't why does he get hurt by crushing stuff that weight less than 10 tons, or supossed planetary beams?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:08:52 PM
No.149536477
>>149536464
>The students of class 1-A mourning Spider-Man after he lost his arms in a tragic accident
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:09:06 PM
No.149536482
>>149536496
>>149536460
Game's dev is trans, there's a trans pride flag in the room and the game is a heavy transition metaphor
>>149536482
>Game's dev is trans, there's a trans pride flag in the room and the game is a heavy transition metaphor
I thought it was just a depression metaphor
I thought it was an actual girl
Holy fuck I feel dirty
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:10:59 PM
No.149536505
>>149536412
his mismatched fin is a handicap so he doesn't just bitchslap two entire universes at the same time
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:11:16 PM
No.149536512
>>149536555
>>149536415
Her beating some no names doesn't mean she can beat the rhino.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:11:56 PM
No.149536520
>>149536541
>>149536338
I don't think he's beating any of the other toon force characters that appeared on DB. Popeye, Courage, Scooby, Tom and Wile would probably be too much for em. Maybe he could beat the Mask.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:13:28 PM
No.149536536
>>149536582
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:13:30 PM
No.149536537
>>149536551
>>149536496
Did you fap to it, anon
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:14:06 PM
No.149536541
>>149536775
>>149536520
Popeye maybe but not the others you listed
seriously how do you put Mask below Courage, Skooks and Wile
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:14:38 PM
No.149536551
>>149536537
>>149536496
NTA but if you did, favorite Character?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:14:56 PM
No.149536555
>>149536613
>>149536512
Throwing rubble hard enough to demolish buildings and beat giants much larger than said buildings is a bit better than struggling to lift a truck I think
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:16:16 PM
No.149536574
>>149536415
Tsuyu would unironically do Spider-Kek's job better than he could.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:16:59 PM
No.149536580
>>149536619
>>149533696
lol wtf
>>149536460
>>149536496
Dude the creator literally trooned out mid-development and MADE the game analagous to his troonsition. Did you seriously not know about this?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:17:02 PM
No.149536582
>>149536641
>>149536536
MHAbros... Not even the Non-canon Movies scaling help us from word girl...
Superchad-sama.... my wife's virgin lips are yours....
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:18:50 PM
No.149536602
>>149536621
>>149536593
find an original joke to tell before you come back here
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:19:42 PM
No.149536613
>>149536555
That rubble was lightened by uraraka's quirk.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:19:56 PM
No.149536616
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:20:07 PM
No.149536619
>>149536651
>>149536580
I never followed the game's development
I just played it thought Madeline was cute
>>149536602
Fine, Koslov-sama... my husband's virgin bussy is yours to destrory...
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:20:54 PM
No.149536630
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:21:26 PM
No.149536641
>>149536718
>>149536582
Yeah, a meteor (composed of space metal) traveling that speed is more impressive than anything the verse has to offer. This is why Madara and Sephiroth are OP, they don't turn the ground into rocks, they quite literally PULL one from space and use it as an attack. It took a dude with Gravity Manipulation to stop the first one.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:21:42 PM
No.149536642
>>149536685
>>149536691
>>149530006
Samus vs ? someone
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:21:44 PM
No.149536644
Can Deku actually beat Ronald McDonald? Dude has some crazy feats
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:22:12 PM
No.149536651
>>149536692
>>149536619
hope you pirated bro cause otherwise you just admitted that you literally can't read a steam store page
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:24:01 PM
No.149536685
>>149536642
Mega Man, X, Fox or Nova Terra
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:24:07 PM
No.149536691
>>149536759
>>149536651
I got it on PS4
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:24:56 PM
No.149536708
>>149536726
>>149537051
KRATOS
(Incoherent babble filled with the rage of an illegal immigrant who can't keep getting away with his bullshit)
DEAD TO ALL GODS!
Reimu looks down at the half Naked man in front of her, annoyed. This guy just came to Gensokyo, made a huge mess everywhere he went and now is throwing a tantrum because the locals want him gone.
REIMU
(Casual, annoyed)
What a pain... This brute doesn't even know how to fight with Danmaku...
Kratos's brow furrows, uncertain whether to respond with Tears or anger. His skin shines under the sun, pale, polished, pristine. Someone who has never had to work Hard or get his hands dirty
KRATOS
(Shuttering)
I-I am a better man! I bring hope!
REIMU
(Getting serious)
You still rely on your rage to get stronger, yet your hands are incapable of killing Youkai
(Pauses)
Enough of this, unluckily for you I don't mind needless killing
With a frustrated grunt, Kratos rockets forward, red eyes glowing, fist clenched like a child who didn't get his way
Reimu awaits, calm and still, with her eyes closed
The moment Kratos strikesโ Reimu just moves inside his attack, effortlessly dodging. Again and again Kratos tried to punch the shrine maiden of fantasy but it was like trying to punch a thin piece of paper Carried by the wind
KRATOS
(Struggling, whining now)
You... You can't! STOP!
REIMU
(Interrupting, Calm)
You are no God, all you are is a petty man
Against Musou Tensei's Might Kratos is powerless, he struggles to hit Reimu while a tsunami of Danmaku tear his flesh until there's nothing but bone and shame.
Kratos can't believe what's happening, eyes wide in disbelief, his God given strength means nothing. His legacy was about to end right there.
As Kratos is on his knees completely unable to defend himself Reimu raises her Gohei and with a quick motion Splits Kratos's skull in half.
REIMU
(Calm, Final)
Incident's over.
Kratos body falls completely limp into the Misty Lake, the waters leaving nothing of the God of War.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:25:05 PM
No.149536714
>>149536847
BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Niaโs throat
K: โKisama! Whoโd interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!โ
Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
N: โew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I canโt believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Samaโ
From the bush:
S: โKAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!โ
K: โSHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, Iโll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.โ
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: โAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY IโD WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!โ
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:25:11 PM
No.149536718
>>149536778
>>149536641
The supposedly speed of sound + ninja are too slow to get out of the way kek
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:25:32 PM
No.149536721
>>149536692
>PS4
Wow it really just keeps getting worse and worse for (You)
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:25:55 PM
No.149536726
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:26:10 PM
No.149536728
>>149536692
KKIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGTTTOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS SCHOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:26:18 PM
No.149536732
>>149536752
>>149537024
Fine, you guys hate gay sex. There's no argument you can make against pegging. It's literally sex between a man and a woman. It's completely straight. You have a prostate, use it.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:27:28 PM
No.149536752
>>149536732
>There's no argument you can make against pegging
I can already guess this post's country of origin. Inshallah the day of the rake shall come
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:27:29 PM
No.149536754
>>149536836
>>149536692
Average Madeline fan btw
Also sorry for your waifu
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:28:00 PM
No.149536759
>>149536793
>>149536691
It almost feels wasteful to have Kerrigan be in a non army vs army fight
I don't know if the Tyranids have a central character, but I feel like she should go up against them and bring the full might of the Swarm
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:29:28 PM
No.149536775
>>149536856
>>149536541
Courage and scoob can't die + dark matter meteor. Tom has way more tech and more impressive 4th wall breaks. Wile has the anti toon serum plus looney tunes scaling. Only reason I see him mayybee beating Mask is cause it only work while being worn, so taking it off is the wincon.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:29:46 PM
No.149536778
>>149536807
>>149536718
The speed of sound Ninjas won't be able to
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:30:03 PM
No.149536784
>>149536810
>DEAD TO ALL GODS
ESLtos would say that.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:30:31 PM
No.149536789
>>149536796
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:30:51 PM
No.149536793
>>149536822
>>149536759
But we could have Samus tearing through the Swarm like in a Metroid game before going 1v1 with the Queen, with an escalation to Xel'Naga Kerrigan vs Metroid Samus to showcase their similar genetic fuckery
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:31:00 PM
No.149536796
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:31:14 PM
No.149536807
>>149536778
To be honest, nothing is stopping Madara from tagging the guys running away.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:31:22 PM
No.149536810
>>149536927
>>149536784
Isn't that Asura's line in the hit Death Battle, Kratos vs Asura?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:32:03 PM
No.149536821
KIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGTOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:32:11 PM
No.149536822
>>149536793
>Xel'Naga Kerrigan
Fuck that was so gay
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:32:50 PM
No.149536836
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:33:46 PM
No.149536847
>>149536714
Kek, based, canon.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:34:13 PM
No.149536856
>>149536775
Also mask doesn't have any massive destruction feats like courage breaking the moon, spongebob's universe unraveling string, or scooby's universe breaking dance.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:37:35 PM
No.149536906
>>149536593
It's funny because Goku is a kissless kek
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:38:45 PM
No.149536927
>>149536976
>>149536810
Yeah, he said that before punching the planet and killing his daughter.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:39:08 PM
No.149536934
>>149536621
It's funny because Superman is a raped kike
>>149536927
I would really, really love to know what the thought process behind this was
Writer
7/24/2025, 8:43:38 PM
No.149536992
>>149536976
It's because Asura is a monsterous violent dog that KINGtos had to teach
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:44:10 PM
No.149536999
>>149536976
The more Ben and Chad praise an IP and claim they are fans of it the more likely it is for characters of said IP to end up as OOC abominations on DB
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:46:12 PM
No.149537024
>>149537046
>>149536732
Kratos says this all the time.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:46:49 PM
No.149537032
>>149537216
>>149536593
Based on canon material
>>149536621
Based on non-canon material
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:47:35 PM
No.149537046
>>149537024
...when quoting his slave, Asura.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:47:54 PM
No.149537051
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:49:38 PM
No.149537078
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:50:41 PM
No.149537091
>>149536976
Death Battle usually tries to recreate iconic scenes for the characters they use, in this case Asura's most iconic scene is the planet punch, they just chose the most retarded way to do it and changed it to something slightly less retarded in the final product.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:58:02 PM
No.149537216
>>149537032
You're right. How did I assume Superman's bussy was unused?