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Anonymous No.149542676 [Report] >>149542706 >>149542906 >>149543154 >>149543227 >>149543513 >>149545429 >>149546738 >>149546903 >>149547476 >>149547877 >>149549005 >>149549124 >>149550481 >>149552797 >>149553745 >>149558515 >>149560871 >>149561800
I will watch your show now
Anonymous No.149542706 [Report] >>149543227 >>149543983
>>149542676 (OP)
Anonymous No.149542906 [Report] >>149543234 >>149543294 >>149543350 >>149544703 >>149550820 >>149557564
>>149542676 (OP)
I won't, because apparently for some fucking reason they actually had Nott voiced by Sam Riegel instead of a woman. I'm refuse to fucking sit through listening to his fucking voice doing a shitty attempt at a girl voice throughout the entire series, regardless of how cute the goblin is.
Anonymous No.149543154 [Report] >>149543234 >>149543238 >>149543345 >>149544609 >>149546282
>>149542676 (OP)
Reminder that she turns into a fat ugly halfling
Anonymous No.149543227 [Report]
>>149542676 (OP)

>>149542706
Dream Life With Goblin Wife| JiJiart comic


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZk-A84haPQ
Anonymous No.149543234 [Report] >>149543417
>>149542906
>>149543154
Why is good goblin content so hard to come by?
Anonymous No.149543238 [Report] >>149543929 >>149544609 >>149546282
>>149543154
Such a waste. What a fucking monkey's paw for the only show to feature a cute goblin girl having the cavate that she's also voiced by a fucking man with an annoying as shit voice and she becomes an ugly halfling. Not even a cute halfling, but a genuinely atrocious one. Seriously, fuck Critical Role, it so fucking stupid.
Anonymous No.149543294 [Report] >>149543412
>>149542906
Wait what? That sounds so fucking dumb, though. Why have a dude voice her?
Anonymous No.149543345 [Report]
>>149543154
If we're lucky they'll go with one of the designs that didn't look like Frida Karlo as drawn by Fernando Botero. There were plenty of slimmer depictions of Veth before the fatties started pushing BlobVeth.
Anonymous No.149543350 [Report] >>149543398 >>149543412 >>149549186 >>149559021
>>149542906
I was gonna say you're gay because his voice sounds fine in the campaign but now that I've watched the trailer it's fucked up why does he sound so bad?
Anonymous No.149543398 [Report]
>>149543350
>why does he sound so bad?
The cancer didn't do him any favors.
Anonymous No.149543412 [Report] >>149543463 >>149559106
>>149543294
Because Critical Role is based on a actual DnD game that a bunch of shitty voice actors did and the Nott was Sam Riegal's character that he puts on a gross tranny voice for.
>>149543350
I think he got throat cancer, so that's another reason he shouldn't fucking be voicing Nott in the show. He should be retiring, not desperately clinging to voice acting.
Also
>his voice sounds fine in the campaign
You're more tolerant of shitty fake girl voices than I am, apparently.
Anonymous No.149543417 [Report] >>149543460
>>149543234
No one jumping on the trend really <gets> it.
Anonymous No.149543460 [Report] >>149551124
>>149543417
I want an animated fantasy series were one of the characters is just one of the goblin sluts from Baldur's Gate 3, same design and same personality. It will never ever happen and I've come to terms with that.
Anonymous No.149543463 [Report] >>149543475 >>149543628
>>149543412
Dr. Mrs. Monarch and Linda Belcher are hot female characters with men's voices can be attractive but whatever he's doing is not working
Anonymous No.149543475 [Report] >>149543484 >>149543558 >>149543607 >>149543837 >>149550315
>>149543463
>Linda Belcher
>hot
Come on now
Anonymous No.149543484 [Report]
>>149543475
fag
Anonymous No.149543513 [Report] >>149543531
>>149542676 (OP)
Anonymous No.149543531 [Report]
>>149543513
They are not so happy.
Anonymous No.149543558 [Report]
>>149543475
She has a peppy wine mommy energy I find pretty stimulating
Anonymous No.149543607 [Report]
>>149543475
As fucking disgusting I find everyone in that show to be, I do like Linda Belcher's personality. She's attractive in that regard.
Though it seems she has fucked up genes because all the kids she has a fucking spastics.
Anonymous No.149543628 [Report] >>149543711 >>149544953 >>149570995 >>149573973
>>149543463
How can someone think that a girl with a man voice is hot? This shit is gay.
Anonymous No.149543711 [Report]
>>149543628
You are gay
Anonymous No.149543813 [Report] >>149543850 >>149543943 >>149545461 >>149546198 >>149549020 >>149551285 >>149558515 >>149567793
Anonymous No.149543837 [Report]
>>149543475
You gotta watch ~50 episodes and then Linda instantly becomes one of the hottest women in animation, it's wild how quickly it flips
Anonymous No.149543850 [Report] >>149549093
>>149543813
What is this from and where to get it?
Anonymous No.149543929 [Report] >>149544609 >>149546282
>>149543238
I don't even mind the voice, but the halfling shit was so goddamned dumb. Making her look like her husband threw her to the goblins on purpose was just the dingleberry to top the shit sundae.
Anonymous No.149543943 [Report] >>149544092 >>149544126 >>149549079 >>149551225 >>149555912 >>149556244 >>149557835 >>149561880
>>149543813
>goblin shaking her ass before hard cutting to transgender Sokka
I feel like pic related is happening to me now. I don't get how the stuff that is popular now is popular. How the fuck greenlit these designs? This is too silly for me. I feel bitter that nothing new interests me anymore because it doesn't feel like its made for me.
Anonymous No.149543983 [Report] >>149544033 >>149545523 >>149549144 >>149550690 >>149551554 >>149551602 >>149552078 >>149553450 >>149555263 >>149558819
>>149542706
When did goblins stop being the ones doing to raping to the ones getting raped?
Anonymous No.149544018 [Report] >>149544352
>joke in the campaign is that Nott has huge tits
>not tits at all in the show

I see boobs are still strictly forbidden in mutt produced media.
Anonymous No.149544033 [Report] >>149544192 >>149544335
>>149543983
Apparently people in the enemy and manga and tabletop gaming systems were hot for small busty gobbling girls before what I would consider one of minor totally mistake franchises of anime and manga of goblin say it happened y'all Goblin Slayer was a mistake because it turned people into Edgelord about women getting rape and suicidal .
Anonymous No.149544092 [Report]
>>149543943
>How the fuck greenlit these designs?
They are the voice actors literal D&D characters. That's the whole point.
Anonymous No.149544126 [Report]
>>149543943
> How the fuck greenlit these designs?
Someone in another thread put it the best, that Vox Machina was basically them just playing whatever they wanted since it was originally just friends doing a campaign, but Nein is them specifically appealing to the tumblr crowd their show gathered.
Anonymous No.149544192 [Report] >>149544351
>>149544033
>Goblin Slayer was a mistake
And it was literally just the opening scene that went that dark. They never went that far ever again. The show turned into self insert fantasy garbage about a group of women fixing a damaged individual for the "he just like me fr fr" types. Even Sword Maiden was retconned to never having been raped at all.
Anonymous No.149544335 [Report] >>149544351
>>149544033
Can you say it again but in English?
Anonymous No.149544351 [Report]
>>149544335
See >>149544192
Anonymous No.149544352 [Report] >>149544389
>>149544018
doesn't she keep them strapped down?
Anonymous No.149544389 [Report] >>149544568
>>149544352
No, it was always just a gag.
Anonymous No.149544568 [Report]
>>149544389
I'll pretend it's not a gag for the sake of my cock
Anonymous No.149544609 [Report] >>149544684 >>149544685
>>149543238
>>149543929
>>149543154
So no ones gonna post the halfling design?
Anonymous No.149544684 [Report]
>>149544609
Yeah, lets not. You are better off not knowing.
Anonymous No.149544685 [Report] >>149545165 >>149545316 >>149546282 >>149546357 >>149550787 >>149551666 >>149554382 >>149558521 >>149561165 >>149563410 >>149565818 >>149568439
>>149544609
Anonymous No.149544703 [Report] >>149544839
>>149542906
>regardless of how cute the goblin is.

Nott is a halfling.
Anonymous No.149544839 [Report]
>>149544703
No she's nott.
Anonymous No.149544953 [Report] >>149545034
>>149543628
There's logic to it in certain situations. You can tell Dr. Mrs. The Monarch is voiced by a man, but she sounds enough like a woman that smoked 50 packs a day and absolutely fucked her larynx beyond repair that it's not a stretch to buy into it. Props to John Roberts because Linda Belcher doesn't sound like a man all, she sounds like a nasally Jersey mom and most people who aren't very familiar with the show are pretty surprised to find a guy is voicing her. The Butt Witch, on the other hand, is just straight up Matt Berry but she's the pure manifestation of puberty so having a deep voice both makes thematic sense and is pretty fucking funny since Matt isn't even trying to do a falsetto (and it helps that his voice is just plain ear candy to begin with).

In all three cases, the voice being done by a man doesn't detract from the sexiness of the woman because each is entirely appropriate for what they were going for. Sheila did smoke 50 packs a day and fucked up her larynx, Linda is a nasally mom originally from Jersey, and BW is a shamefully lustful shape-shifting puberty demon so of course Matt Berry.
Anonymous No.149545034 [Report]
>>149544953
This is why I hate Nott being voiced by Sam Riegal in the show so much. The examples you provided at least make sense. It makes zero fucking sense for a dude with a fucked up throat from cancer to voice a little goblin bitch. The voice does not match Nott at all, despite Critical Role's retarded fans thinking that its a good thing.
Anonymous No.149545165 [Report]
>>149544685
le creatur du crutical rull
Anonymous No.149545316 [Report] >>149546282 >>149546567 >>149547045
>>149544685
why the fuck did they do this again?
Anonymous No.149545429 [Report]
>>149542676 (OP)
I thought this character was some guy's OC
Anonymous No.149545434 [Report]
I'm not really into Goblins but I could be persuaded
Anonymous No.149545461 [Report] >>149549093
>>149543813
Damn teasing show...
Anonymous No.149545523 [Report]
>>149543983
Yesterday.
Anonymous No.149546198 [Report] >>149549093
>>149543813
she looks like she fucks hung human men
Anonymous No.149546282 [Report]
>>149543154
>>149543238
>>149543929
>>149544685
>>149545316
Absolute waste. Even if she was a cute halfling, it's still such a dumb decision, let alone this halfling design she has. What makes someone decide to do this?
Anonymous No.149546357 [Report] >>149551183
>>149544685
Oh that's bad...Though, I feel like if she was always like that, it'd be fine.
Anonymous No.149546567 [Report] >>149546708 >>149546896
>>149545316
Male fans liked her too much and WotC thought this would make them like fat ethnic uggos, unironically, that was actually the idea, similar to how they legitimately thought that if they killed support for one of their products everyone would switch to another of theirs without missing a step.

Her personality basically collapses afterwards too.
Anonymous No.149546708 [Report] >>149546804
>>149546567
>unironically, that was actually the idea,
I really hope you're not joking. Did they say this was the idea or are you making shit up?
Anonymous No.149546738 [Report] >>149547177 >>149547450 >>149547885 >>149549093 >>149549191 >>149549704 >>149550528 >>149551285 >>149551960 >>149553286 >>149553328 >>149555339 >>149555605 >>149555958 >>149556040 >>149557779 >>149557792 >>149558569 >>149559113 >>149559231 >>149563673 >>149564875 >>149568474
>>149542676 (OP)
I thought maybe people here were exaggerating, but the voice does sound terrible, I can't imagine tolerating several episodes listening to this.

https://youtu.be/G7OCKYZjOcY?t=62
Anonymous No.149546804 [Report]
>>149546708
Far as we've been able to gather it was either that or to punish them for liking her for the "wrong reasons", and the former fits the pattern of WotC's behavior with DnD and their operations in general.
Anonymous No.149546896 [Report] >>149547045 >>149547133
>>149546567
I thought their game was independent of WotC.
Anonymous No.149546903 [Report] >>149551432
>>149542676 (OP)
This ain't Dr. Mrs. The Monarch or Butt Witch, this shit is literally just some dude doing a very bad impression of a girl. You're a fag if that shit didn't immediately shrivel your testes
Anonymous No.149546924 [Report]
Real talk: why wasn't she voiced by Sam Riegel's sister Eden Riegel?
Anonymous No.149546975 [Report] >>149547033 >>149569652
>copies anime
>immediately tries to claim the moral high ground over Japan
very western if you ask me
Anonymous No.149547033 [Report] >>149547822
>>149546975
Yeah... many people in the western industry complain that HURR ANIME BAD, yet they try time and time again to copy them, but they just don't know how to get it right, nor design-wise, writing, animation, or just general character behavior.
Anonymous No.149547045 [Report]
>>149545316
Whatever else he is Reigel is no writer, and Mercer didn't really do anything to help with that
>>149546896
It is, anon is making shit up.
Anonymous No.149547133 [Report]
>>149546896
It was at first but WotC later sponsored them with DnD beyond and asserted increasing control.
Anonymous No.149547177 [Report]
>>149546738
>Watched the whole trailer
FUCK! I have AIDS now.
Anonymous No.149547201 [Report] >>149549093
>goblin sex threads will now increase on /co/ by a factor of 10

Hmm yes.
Anonymous No.149547450 [Report]
>>149546738
Is that Kaz Miller
Anonymous No.149547476 [Report] >>149547726 >>149547885
>>149542676 (OP)
I still don't underneath why this whole franchsie is a thing. Why is it popular.
Anonymous No.149547726 [Report]
>>149547476
Desperate need for mature 2d animated fantasy series
Anonymous No.149547822 [Report] >>149547845 >>149552730 >>149555962
>>149547033
I don't get industry people. They'll grow up watching anime 24/7, they'll watch shit that makes them want to become an animator, producer, whatever it takes to get a show made, yet when they become adults suddenly a wire snaps. "Erm, Japan is actually bad, this is a real show, we don't sexualize girls that are of age. We have grown up humor, look, our trans character that isn't a trap just said fuck seven times in a single sentence, we're so great."
Anonymous No.149547845 [Report] >>149547885 >>149552730
>>149547822
Most of the time it's ego. they don't want to inspired by anime, they want to make their own thing using a popular style
Anonymous No.149547877 [Report]
>>149542676 (OP)
The whole trailer was a cringe fest, and not a good one. No thanks.
Anonymous No.149547885 [Report] >>149548466 >>149549191
>>149546738
>Thought it was gonna be a scratchy, horrible attempt at replicating a girl's voice
>It's legit the voice your drunk friend makes when he's making a shitty Elmo impression
>>149547476
It's essentially what if a DnD campaign was written by actual people and not your bud's former college roommate that offered to DM. It makes them feel like they get the DnD experience without needing to put in the work.
>>149547845
Hard agree. SU, Owl House, Amphibia, hundreds of stolen designs and not a single one of them admitting.
Anonymous No.149548466 [Report]
>>149547885
>It's legit the voice your drunk friend makes when he's making a shitty Elmo impression
It's a worse impression of the red and blue unicorns. https://youtu.be/Z-TG3FUFx5Y?si=SGLTyx9Y_B1pGkph
Anonymous No.149549005 [Report]
>>149542676 (OP)
That goblin will not have sex like ever, you are getting your hopes and dick up for nothing.
Anonymous No.149549020 [Report]
>>149543813
I bet they will manage to ruin goblins like Adi Shankar managed to ruin Devil May Cry
Anonymous No.149549079 [Report]
>>149543943
>it doesn't feel like its made for me.
Well, it isn't. It's made for people who like the idea of playing DnD but never actually do.
Anonymous No.149549093 [Report]
>>149543850
>>149545461
>>149546198
>>149547201
You need to hear the voice first >>149546738
Anonymous No.149549095 [Report]
That Goblin has the most unattractive voice ever. Way to shoot yourselves in the foot right out the gate
Anonymous No.149549124 [Report] >>149550658
>>149542676 (OP)
I still have a sliver if hope. Maybe French or Japanese dub will have her voiced by a girl. That's how I survived watching Nocturne
Anonymous No.149549144 [Report]
>>149543983
When people made them slightly more Domesticated than cats.
Anonymous No.149549186 [Report]
>>149543350
He had literal throat cancer.
Anonymous No.149549191 [Report] >>149554382
>>149546738
>>149547885
>that voice
I would much rather have a normal dude voice coming out of that gobin than this Raspy elmo shit
Anonymous No.149549704 [Report]
>>149546738
That's fucking awful. Cliche, not even funny AND grating on the ears is impressive.
Anonyrnous No.149550315 [Report]
>>149543475
>all these replies defending my girl
Wasn't expecting a Mighty Nein thread to go this route, but I'm not complaining!
Anonymous No.149550481 [Report] >>149551271
>>149542676 (OP)
>shes so fucking ugly getting polymorphed into a goblin is an unironic improvement.
Anonymous No.149550528 [Report]
>>149546738

Oh, Jesus. The voice is even worse than it was before. What the fuck.
Anonymous No.149550658 [Report]
>>149549124
What good did it do?
Anonymous No.149550690 [Report]
>>149543983
I'm afraid it hasn't stopped. Cycle of violence or summat.
Anonymous No.149550787 [Report]
>>149544685
Somehow I don’t think they can get away with the dude doing that voice for someone who looks like that
Anonymous No.149550820 [Report]
>>149542906
Clearly you've never watched Venture Bros
Anonymous No.149551124 [Report] >>149551756
>>149543460
My sheer, uncontained anger at Sazza not being an Evil playthrough companion like Minthara.
Anonymous No.149551183 [Report] >>149551266
>>149546357
Y'know that's a weirdly good point. If she had just always been a plump, fat-tittied brown halfling I'm not sure I would have been put off.
Anonymous No.149551225 [Report] >>149556117
>>149543943
Do you often get this mad when you see a woman with muscles?
Anonymous No.149551266 [Report]
>>149551183
Well yeah. If someone tells you they're serving you a tri-tip and then they bring you a tri-tip, you're not going going to feel like anything's wrong. You got your steak as promised.

But if they bring you a porterhouse, let you eat half of it, then take it away and bring you an overcooked eye of round, you're going to be upset.
Anonymous No.149551271 [Report]
>>149550481
I think Sam originally intended for her to be truly horrific under the mask she wears early on, with the way he described her. But while a couple of lesser known fan artists did draw her ugly-as-sin everyone else made her into a cute lil' gobbo and I guess he just rolled with it.
Anonymous No.149551285 [Report]
>>149543813
>qt shortstack rapscallion temptress goblina
Sign me the fuck u-
>>149546738
>ears are bleeding
Sweet Jesus, I think we just found the dreaded anti-Dr. Mrs. The Monarch, lads
Anonymous No.149551432 [Report] >>149554427
>>149546903
Butt Witch wasn't exactly what I'd call great either. And I'll say I didn't much care for Dr Mrs The Monarch either, if I'm being honest, despite how unpopular that'll be to say with how everyone defends that show ever since it was shut down
Anonymous No.149551554 [Report]
>>149543983
Male goblins are the ones doing the raping (or at least trying to)
Female goblins are the ones getting raped (or at least trying to)
Anonymous No.149551602 [Report]
>>149543983
I blame Incase, personally
Anonymous No.149551666 [Report] >>149551773
>>149544685
Damn she's ugly
Anonymous No.149551756 [Report]
>>149551124
I would have gladly sacrificed all the other companions in the game just to have Sazza (my beloved) follow me around like a scrappy puppy
Anonymous No.149551773 [Report]
>>149551666
Satan has spoken. The Halfling is a uggo.
Anonymous No.149551960 [Report] >>149552076 >>149552164 >>149552860 >>149555817
>>149546738
I'll take this one.
Anonymous No.149552076 [Report]
>>149551960
Her, Caleb and Nott are the only good designs. The others are too goofy and weird looking.
Anonymous No.149552078 [Report] >>149554480
>>149543983
I like the Konosuba explanation of “this race is know for raping any females they come across and they treat their own females like shit” with the response of “alrighty, guess we’ll genocide every single male of that race and leave only the females” thus you get a race of predominantly females
Anonymous No.149552164 [Report]
>>149551960
NOT IF I GET TO HER FIRST, ANON!!
Anonymous No.149552730 [Report]
>>149547822
>I don't get industry people
Same. I mean, like you said, they watch anime and they think it's great, then why the fuck don't they do their homework and try to be inspired to do what really matters? Don't make the characters some unlikable, cringe, bitter, preachy assholes, don't do awful designs, learn how to do decent action scenes, don't do 'le typical western adult cartoon humor'.

>>149547845
Yeah. This happens all the time in comics and movies as well. They try to inflate their own egos by adding their own horrible take on things, even if it doesn't fit the spirit of whatever they were inspired on.
Anonymous No.149552797 [Report]
>>149542676 (OP)
Genuinely can't tell what gender, but probably would.
Anonymous No.149552860 [Report]
>>149551960
So a DnD show with only ONE hot woman? What the fuck is the point then?
Anonymous No.149553286 [Report]
>>149546738
Damn, they all sound worse here than when they did the tabletop.
Anonymous No.149553328 [Report]
>>149546738
I legit can't think of a worse voice. Literally cannot. Keith David not even remotely attempting a female voice would sound not only better but somehow sexier.
Anonymous No.149553360 [Report]
Anonymous No.149553363 [Report] >>149553407
Where the fuck is the goblin porn, what a worthless thread
Anonymous No.149553407 [Report] >>149553541 >>149553780 >>149555124
>>149553363
Sorry anon
Anonymous No.149553450 [Report]
>>149543983
Ugly bastard is a boomer fetish and It is thankfully fading away
Anonymous No.149553541 [Report]
>>149553407
Finally a good post
Anonymous No.149553745 [Report]
>>149542676 (OP)
I think the voice is hot but I still won't watch because they downgrade her really hard later
Anonymous No.149553780 [Report] >>149554022
>>149553407
>26 words
Ruined
Anonymous No.149554022 [Report]
>>149553780
That's fair
Anonymous No.149554382 [Report]
>>149544685
Yeah, that's mighty no alright.

>>149549191
Not elmo, grover. I immediately thought of Frank Oz but I couldn't put my finger on it til you said that. Elmo would be infinitely preferable to this.
Anonymous No.149554427 [Report]
>>149551432
That's fine, but at least their voice actors knew how to give their characters...character! Despite being obviously men, you could believe a that it was a woman's voice. Besides, I refuse to believe there's a soul on this earth hat can resist the buttery smooth dulcet tones of Mr. Matt Berry
Anonymous No.149554480 [Report]
>>149552078
Kazuma was weak, WEAK!!!
Anonymous No.149555124 [Report]
>>149553407
>she'll never cut you with her weird goblin toes while cuddling
What's the point of life again?
Anonymous No.149555263 [Report]
>>149543983
When people got upset over sexualizing gnomes.
Free the gnome women
Anonymous No.149555339 [Report] >>149556244
>>149546738
What's the tiny one drunk and also was the tiny one male or female I couldn't tell either.
Anonymous No.149555605 [Report]
>>149546738
The goblin voice and the fake accent on the other girl emphasize that this is by an improv group of 2000s dub VAs
Anonymous No.149555817 [Report] >>149557400
>>149551960
I really don't get why Jester became so popular, I just find her obnoxious most of the time. Even Laura Bailey said that if Jester were a real person she'd only be able to tolerate her in small doses.
Anonymous No.149555912 [Report]
>>149543943
>I feel bitter that nothing new interests me anymore because it doesn't feel like its made for me.
wait what? How did that happen to me?
Anonymous No.149555958 [Report] >>149556285 >>149571758
>>149546738
did they make Korra an even bigger dyke now?
Anonymous No.149555962 [Report] >>149556474
>>149547822
>We have grown up humor, look, our trans character that isn't a trap just said fuck seven times in a single sentence
I have no idea why so many people write this exact character so many times. I get that people write what they know but do they not understand that this person in real life is an obnoxious twat?
Anonymous No.149556026 [Report]
Cute goblin. Shame about the voice.
Anonymous No.149556040 [Report]
>>149546738
>the gobby voice
God I hate it so much, literally inverted my dick and made me hate that character

The blue girl on the other hand..
Anonymous No.149556117 [Report]
>>149551225
>modern western muscle "women"
Lmao. Thank the gods for japan.
Anonymous No.149556131 [Report] >>149556426 >>149557495
>use the retarded meme voice instead of casting an actual woman
Anonymous No.149556244 [Report]
>>149555339
The small one is a Goblin, she is supposed to be a woman (she is actually a halfling that has been transformed into a goblin or something). In the tabletop group this show is based on, she was played and voiced by a dude, so he is voicing her now, too.

>>149543943
Same... I don't know if I have changed or if the times have changed, or both, but many of the more popular things just don't appeal to me nowadays...
Anonymous No.149556285 [Report]
>>149555958
It's similar to Korra, but worse, both in design and even on personality.
Anonymous No.149556426 [Report]
>>149556131
It makes Critical Role's retarded dipshit fans squeal with delight while they delude themselves into think is isn't a horrible fucking decision based entirely on Sam Riegal's fragile ego.
>NOOO SHE'S MY HECKIN CHARACTER I WON'T LET AN ACTUAL WOMAN VOICE HER DESPITE THE FACT I CAN BARELY TALK ANYMORE NOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.149556474 [Report]
>>149555962
No because they’re all in the same social circles using the same algorithmic websites coming from the same suburbs and trying to entertain that niche, that’s the entertainment business
Anonymous No.149557400 [Report]
>>149555817
to be fair she's a very pushy character, but i get your point, sometimes feels like a bit too much, and laura's desire to be on every fucking scene doesn't help either
Anonymous No.149557495 [Report]
>>149556131
If he was a good enough voice actor to do a half way decent female goblin I wouldn't mind. This just sounds like a guy doing a bad girl voice.
Anonymous No.149557564 [Report] >>149557671
>>149542906
Someone make a list of animation this guy can't watch. Off the top of my head: The Simpsons, The Venture Bros., The Incredibles, The Little Mermaid...
Anonymous No.149557671 [Report]
>>149557564
Anon specifically said he didn't want to listen to Sam Riegel do a shitty girl voice.
Anonymous No.149557701 [Report]
Anonymous No.149557779 [Report]
>>149546738
>uses the word 'janky'
NO. DON'T DO THIS.
Anonymous No.149557792 [Report]
>>149546738
Fuck I am so torn. I love Mark Strong but god damn some of that is shit.
Anonymous No.149557835 [Report] >>149558003 >>149561186
>>149543943
>Sokka
So you saw it too.
Anonymous No.149558003 [Report] >>149558336
>>149557835
She has an attractive voice though
Anonymous No.149558333 [Report] >>149566589
I wanna fuck a bratty goblin
Anonymous No.149558336 [Report]
>>149558003
>Nott has a cute design but a fucking disgusting voice
>Beau has a cute voice but a fucking disgusting design
Funny how that works.
Anonymous No.149558513 [Report]
>Cute goblin girl.
>COOM.
>Watch trailer.
>It's actually a man.
>Cute, gay, and wants to get plowed.
>STILL COOM.
>Read thread.
>It's actually a girl voiced by a man.
>NOT COOM.
Anonymous No.149558515 [Report] >>149558580 >>149558836 >>149560217
>>149543813
>>149542676 (OP)
Has /v/ seen this yet?
Anonymous No.149558521 [Report]
>>149544685
This was a redesign?
Anonymous No.149558569 [Report]
>>149546738
Wow that is pretty terrible. Impressively so. Everyone must have known how shit this would turn out right?
Anonymous No.149558580 [Report]
>>149558515
Say Anons talking about it in a /v/ thread a couple of days ago.
Anonymous No.149558626 [Report] >>149559178
Her voice reminds me of the so called 'Mickey Mouse Predator' from To Catch A Predator https://youtu.be/clYFgL4c8OU?feature=shared&t=116
Anonymous No.149558819 [Report]
>>149543983
When they started making female goblins.
Anonymous No.149558836 [Report]
>>149558515
>>>/v/716354248
Anonymous No.149559021 [Report]
>>149543350
Aside from the aforementioned throat cancer, it's also just been a few years since campaign 2 and he probably hasn't been doing the voice much as of late before this got greenlit
Anonymous No.149559106 [Report]
>>149543412
>Because Critical Role is based on a actual DnD game that a bunch of shitty voice actors did and the Nott was Sam Riegal's character that he puts on a gross tranny voice for.
Anonymous No.149559113 [Report]
>>149546738
Completely killed any interest i had in the goblin.
Anonymous No.149559178 [Report]
>>149558626
IT'S A QUESTION
Anonymous No.149559189 [Report] >>149559207 >>149559241
I feel like you are shifting the blame to the creators for Sam getting to do the voice but I have a feeling they did it because Critical Role fans would almost certainly not accept the alternative since every other PC is played by their VA
Anonymous No.149559207 [Report]
>>149559189
Bending the knee to a retarded fanbase who would obviously watch it regardless of quality is stupid.
Anonymous No.149559231 [Report] >>149559282
>>149546738
I will watch for green orc and blue lady because I like them and they’re married
Anonymous No.149559241 [Report]
>>149559189
We should just make a stink about how he's stealing a woman's job by voicing a female character same way we got into the retarded mess of only non-whites being allowed to voice non-whites
Anonymous No.149559282 [Report]
>>149559231
I do think its pretty cute how a married couple who are both voice actors played a couple in a public DnD game and are now playing that same couple in an animated series. They won so fucking hard. Good for both of them.
Anonymous No.149560217 [Report] >>149560248 >>149560252
>>149558515
I'm confused what /v/ would have to do with it, or has there been someone posting critical role threads in the video game board?
Anonymous No.149560248 [Report]
>>149560217
/v/ has sporadic DnD threads due to the many DnD vidya.
Anonymous No.149560252 [Report]
>>149560217
/v/ has semi frequent goblin girl threads
Anonymous No.149560871 [Report] >>149561165
>>149542676 (OP)
Japanese dub will save it, I will also not hear word 'fuck' every other sentence which is good
Speaking of which, anyone else feels like this has the same cringy vibes as beginning of Vox Machina? It took like 3 episodes for it to get watchable, hope there is no fat faggot shopkeeper in this one flirting with one of guys, or some random trans cow person. Unless that one pc is essentially that...
Anonymous No.149560889 [Report] >>149560945 >>149570021
Critical roll is dogshit and I only accept this on this board as a vehicle to post sexy goblins.
Anonymous No.149560904 [Report]
Its really sad that it seems the only way to have an animated series about a group of adventurers going on a quest in a fantasy world is if its based on shit like this.
Anonymous No.149560945 [Report] >>149561005 >>149561883
>>149560889
I think gobbos with tails are pretty neat.
Anonymous No.149561005 [Report]
>>149560945
I'm not super big on em but I can appreciate the aesthetic.
Anonymous No.149561165 [Report]
>>149560871
No dub can save >>149544685
Anonymous No.149561186 [Report]
>>149557835
Looks more like Rexplode (or Rex Plode or whatever the proper spelling of his name is) from Invincible, if he was dressed up as a vaguely arabian belly dancer.
Anonymous No.149561800 [Report] >>149561851
>>149542676 (OP)
God, I didn't expect the voice to be that bad.

It's not just poor, it's horrid, I can barely get past the lines.

Is he even trying?
It's not like Dr. Girlfriend either, it's just wack.
Anonymous No.149561851 [Report] >>149561899
>>149561800
>Is he even trying?
It literally wouldn't matter how much soul and passion he could put into the role, his voice is just fucked from the cancer.
Anonymous No.149561880 [Report] >>149561911 >>149562082 >>149571383
>>149543943
DnD media is starting to get on everybody's nerves these days, so you're not alone.

DnD nerds got overshadowed by 'failed' entertainers and theatre kids.
The products' reflects that.

The only thing I can say was a decent product was Bg3, and even then dialogue gets a little annoying but that's a game so it's easier to just enjoy it mechanically.
Anonymous No.149561883 [Report] >>149561947
>>149560945
BETAILED GOBBOS UNITE!
Anonymous No.149561899 [Report] >>149561936
>>149561851
Oh, I mean I feel kinda bad now.

Even so, isn't trying to voice a character going to do more damage to his voice down the line?
Isn't he straining himself too much?
Anonymous No.149561911 [Report]
>>149561880
BG3 is easier to enjoy by going the Durge path and just killing all the companions. They are somehow both boring/uninteresting and fucking annoying.
Anonymous No.149561936 [Report]
>>149561899
Yeah, that's my point. He shouldn't have fucking taken the role because his voice is objectively even more grating and annoying than before and voice acting just isn't for him anymore. He should retire.
Anonymous No.149561947 [Report] >>149562040
>>149561883
I want to grab a goblin by her tail and spin her around like Mario does to Bowser.
Anonymous No.149562040 [Report] >>149562083
>>149561947
Goblins have a lot of nerve clusters in their tails, so she'll really enjoy that. Just be careful, 'cause if she pees or cums and ends up blasting herself in the face with it due to centrifugal force, that means you're married and she owns half your stuff.
Anonymous No.149562059 [Report] >>149562148
Any tailed gobbo wife requests?
Anonymous No.149562082 [Report] >>149563632 >>149564952 >>149567481
>>149561880
I miss when DnD was aimed towards actual nerds instead of this situation we get nowadays. It's all so sparkly and/or quirky... I mean, I get that it's usually a group of friends and all and that people want to joke around, but it's a bit grating to see it always devolves into a mess.

BG3, while a good game mechanically, really doesn't capture the essence of classic DnD well, and has none of the essence of the old BG games. I swear, one of the things that made me drop the game are the companions. I legit couldn't tank any of them, they are all at least a bit annoying.
Anonymous No.149562083 [Report] >>149564666
>>149562040
Goblins have such fascinating and in-depth ligation
Anonymous No.149562148 [Report] >>149564567
>>149562059
>guy walks around in the woods foraging for food
>finds a weird looking plant sticking out of the ground
>pulls its
>its not a plant
>its the tail of a fabled forest goblin who was sleeping underground
I leave the rest up to your interpretation.
Anonymous No.149562186 [Report] >>149562226 >>149563866
I think my biggest annoyance with modern DnD, besides all the weird moderns shit they've added, like contemporary wheel chairs, is the aesthetic change from medieval, to renaissance.
Everyone looks like they just stepped out of a pirate romance novel, instead of someone you'd see at a medieval cattle market.
Anonymous No.149562226 [Report] >>149562291 >>149562332
>>149562186
D&D characters never looked like someone you would see at a medieval cattle market. Even back in 2E they looked more like characters from the cover of a fantasy novel or a Conan comic.
Anonymous No.149562291 [Report] >>149562351
>>149562226
I meant outfit wise.
Obviously they were based more on the old Victorian interpretation of medieval outfits, but it was still an interpretation of the medieval era.
These days they all look like they're from the 17th century, or even later.
Anonymous No.149562332 [Report]
>>149562226
More or less, in ADnD you had some very classical designs. pic related is the example image the player's book used for Paladins.

That being said, some images from 5E aren't so bad, they are even more fantasy-y, but it is expected. I think 3E and 4E were much worse, design-wise (even though 3E is still my favorite mechanically).
Anonymous No.149562351 [Report] >>149562406 >>149562605
>>149562291
I could be wrong, but I think it's more of an issue of Faerun becoming the default setting over Greyhawk.
I'm not really fresh enough to sit down and go through old modules to double check, but I vaguely remember Faerun always having a more high fantasy look to Greyhawk more 'gritty'(?) Edgar Rice Burroughs feel.
Anonymous No.149562406 [Report]
>>149562351
Yes that is true. Greyhawk and Dragonlance were much more classic. Forgotten Realms was more high-fantasy and cosmopolitan. Ravenloft was supposed to vary depending on the lord/domain, etc.
Anonymous No.149562605 [Report] >>149562631 >>149563002 >>149563632 >>149563876 >>149564643 >>149566533
>>149562351
That might well be.
Like look at this example. Not a single article of clothes is from the medieval period, besides maybe the gloves.
The general undershirt is a mishmash of late 16th and 17th century clothes.
The boots are a mix of styles from the 17th and 18th century. The coat is from the 19th century with the pants from the fucking 20th century!
I know it's probably a stupid thing to get annoyed at in the grand scheme of things, but the fact that they raided a historical closet to make this miss matched get-up and somehow missed 1000 years of history, just feels mind boggling to me.
Anonymous No.149562631 [Report]
>>149562605
The large gloves and boots make it look like they wanted to go for the OG Fable look, but got distracted half way.
Anonymous No.149563002 [Report] >>149563137
>>149562605
Honestly I kinda dig that drip, I've definitely seen way worse
Anonymous No.149563137 [Report]
>>149563002
The frock coat is probably my biggest issue, since it's so tied to the 19th century, not only historically, but also in popular culture, and so far removed from the undercoat, that it's like having a pirate wear a modern printed T-shirt or a trucker hat.
Anonymous No.149563410 [Report]
>>149544685
dios mio...
Anonymous No.149563632 [Report] >>149564684 >>149566574
>>149562082
I didn't find the companions that annoying but I can understand how someone would find them annoying. Really what butt blasts me is how they're written. Shadowheart feels like a naive girl next door, and while the naive shit makes sense, she's supposed to be the cleric of a cruel and secretive goddess. She's supposed to be Shar's chosen, trained to be the first a new line of dark justiciers, and she just...doesn't seem like someone who was raised to do that. you know, except for the instances where she flips into a completely different character. Karlach just seems like a kid and not someone who was press ganged into 10 years of war, you don't just shrug that shit off. I don't MIND big kid who wants to smash shit, mind you, I just wish her backstory jived better with how she acts. Gale is...boring. Incredibly boring. This man was supposed to be boinking Mystra? Come on. I don't mind Wyll as much, he's just incredibly stupid, and a little boring. Laezel is actively the most annoying because she's just a straight up bitch and I refused to engage with her. Which leaves camp gay vampire who's actually...cool? Astarion is probably the most fun companion to have around. it helps that when he talks about escaping his vampire sire he puts some fucking emotion into and seems actually invested. Karlach makes the whole enslaved by Zariel thing sound more like an inconvenience, and Wyll doesn't seem nearly as invested in escaping Mizora as you'd expect. It's pretty wild how much a weak point the companions are all things considered, hell, most of the NPCs seem to be better.
>>149562605
I mean Faerun canonically has spelljammers visiting from other worlds, so at least in theory cities like Waterdeep would probably have some anachronistic fashion. I don't mind the anachronisms, I just wish it looked cool.
Anonymous No.149563673 [Report]
>>149546738
damn, but desu i wouldnt mind the elmo voice if it was done by a woman
Anonymous No.149563866 [Report] >>149563891 >>149564328
>>149562186
>contemporary wheel chairs,
you know whats funny about this? if you fuckheads would have just shut the fuck up about it instead of chimping out harldy anyone whould have known about it
Anonymous No.149563876 [Report]
>>149562605
honestly one of the dumbest things faefun did was try and tie it directly to a real world century.
Anonymous No.149563891 [Report] >>149563936
>>149563866
Bitch, the type of wheel chair they went with isn't even 30 years old.
The least they could have done was actually go for a historical design.
Anonymous No.149563936 [Report] >>149563961
>>149563891
i wouldnt know because i didnt give a shit about some 3p i was never ever going to use
Anonymous No.149563961 [Report]
>>149563936
And if you didn't know what a smartphone was, you wouldn't give a fuck if they added one either, but that doesn't mean other people can't bitch about it.
Anonymous No.149564328 [Report]
>>149563866
You realize there was news articles about it, right? That's why anyone, including 4chan, even knew of it's existence.
Anonymous No.149564567 [Report] >>149572786
>>149562148
On it, I'll deliver asap
Anonymous No.149564643 [Report]
>>149562605
I'll admit I just can't give a shit about being hyper-autistic over period accurate clothing, especially for npcs who are more than just commoners, peasants, plebians etc. Nobles are gonna dress strangely, and that bleeds into other classes or castes.

It's when things start getting very, -very- modern looking that I find it cringe.
Anonymous No.149564666 [Report]
>>149562083
I had no idea that artist drew "not ponies". Neat.
Anonymous No.149564684 [Report]
>>149563632
>Laezel
I quite liked my space-frog. She ends up having a kind of interesting arc, and it's clear she is incredibly naive. Which is the case for a lot of the Githyanki really, with how their Lich Queen ruler works.
Anonymous No.149564875 [Report]
>>149546738
sounds like fucking Hooty
Anonymous No.149564930 [Report] >>149566635
never changes huh
Anonymous No.149564952 [Report] >>149566766 >>149566782
>>149562082
>and has none of the essence of the old BG games
Releasing 20 years later, while made by a different studio based on a different edition will do that, yeah.
Anonymous No.149565818 [Report]
>>149544685
I threw up in my mouth.
Anonymous No.149566533 [Report]
>>149562605
That's some steampunk bullshit
Anonymous No.149566574 [Report]
>>149563632
Spelljamming goes near anywhere, doesn't mean that crazy shit is commonplace. Just the cost of a spelljamming helm made it not that common, if I recall.
Anonymous No.149566589 [Report] >>149570430
>>149558333
Don't we all
Anonymous No.149566635 [Report]
>>149564930
Nor should it
Anonymous No.149566766 [Report] >>149572969
>>149564952
I know. I'd have no problem with it if it was named 'Baldurs Gate: (add subtitle here)' instead of BG3, since the 3 sort of implies it'll have some sort of continuity with the previous game, which it doesn't.
Anonymous No.149566782 [Report]
>>149564952
Not if it were based on a decent edition
Anonymous No.149567481 [Report] >>149567862
>>149562082
BG3 felt more like someone wanted to "fix" old DnD by making it more appealing to larger crowds. Which while it worked for them, really soured the experience for those who liked the rougher, less clean world of old.
Anonymous No.149567793 [Report] >>149568361
>>149543813
>character is a tranny
Anonymous No.149567862 [Report]
>>149567481
Exactly. I mean yeah like I said the game is great mechanically if you're into turn-based stuff, but other than that I don't dig it.
Anonymous No.149568361 [Report]
>>149567793
Nott is 100% female goblin. Its Sam Riegal who may wants to be a woman.
Anonymous No.149568439 [Report]
>>149544685
that's just a mexican girl
Anonymous No.149568474 [Report]
>>149546738
When I originally watched the trailer, I closed it when the blue girl said "b t dubz", so I didn't even get to that god awful goblin voice. But that's just fucking awful.
Anonymous No.149568556 [Report] >>149568949 >>149570018 >>149570264
You guys have no fucking idea how bad it gets lmao
Anonymous No.149568949 [Report]
>>149568556
I thought 5e orcs were the mexican ones
Anonymous No.149569652 [Report]
>>149546975
>immediately tries to claim the moral high ground over Japan
This is the worst time to do that.
Anonymous No.149570018 [Report] >>149571769
>>149568556
Fucking why
Anonymous No.149570021 [Report] >>149570292
>>149560889
As a fa/tg/uy, I have a grudge against Critical Role. They helped flood my hobby with absolute fucking normies, much in the way the MCU did this for Marvel comics.
Anonymous No.149570264 [Report]
>>149568556
can hardly be made worse, the show style will probably improve it
Anonymous No.149570292 [Report] >>149570391
>>149570021
how do you feel about exandria being a "canon" crystal sphere and Athas getting swept under the rug?
Anonymous No.149570391 [Report]
>>149570292
NTA but Athas is canon to the games I run and exandria isn't. Simple as.
Anonymous No.149570430 [Report] >>149570527
>>149566589
Anonymous No.149570527 [Report] >>149570792
>>149570430
Damn, that goblin has some fucking huge tits, if you know what I mean.
Anonymous No.149570792 [Report]
>>149570527
I don't follow.
Anonymous No.149570995 [Report]
>>149543628
Fag
Anonymous No.149571383 [Report]
>>149561880
Eh BG3 was fine. Honestly the number of different permutations of the games quests was quite impressive.
Anonymous No.149571758 [Report] >>149571777 >>149571779
>>149555958
Why does every muscular female character in western media these days necessarily have to be lesbian.

Do these writers and character designers think if a woman acts tomboyish or has masculine features, she has to be 100% lesbian, ftm or non binary?
Anonymous No.149571769 [Report] >>149574298
>>149570018
For some reason, maybe its to desecrate traditional beauty, the urban leftists behind critical role really like fat negroids
Anonymous No.149571777 [Report]
>>149571758
Yes actually. These people believe in the gender roles so hard and push it so much even old school traditional gender value people tell them to tone it down. Which is ironic since only a handful of years ago they were preaching it's fine for girls to like boy things and boys to like girly things.
Anonymous No.149571779 [Report]
>>149571758
>Do these writers and character designers think if a woman acts tomboyish or has masculine features, she has to be 100% lesbian, ftm or non binary?
Yes. They think every feminine female character should be a lesbian already.
Anonymous No.149571821 [Report]
so does anyone got some scenes of the second mighty nein clip they showed? Cant find it anywhere on the web
Anonymous No.149572786 [Report]
>>149564567
I eagerly look forward to seeing it.
Anonymous No.149572969 [Report]
>>149566766
The continuity is them not doing anything interesting with story progression from the original games, such as with Viconia and Sarevok.
Anonymous No.149573748 [Report]
LAURA BAILEY
Anonymous No.149573849 [Report]
Does anyone think Travis hates the cast? I watched that clip where Matt seethed over Travis making an alpha male joke and I feel like Travis got annoyed. I think he only likes Laura, Matt’s wife, Ashley and that muscle dude who was on there for a short time. Also that guy with the mustache.
Anonymous No.149573973 [Report] >>149574177
>>149543628
faggot have you SEEN MS. THE MONARCH?
Anonymous No.149574177 [Report]
>>149573973
Someone already made a good point as to why her having a man voice is alright. She just sounds like a lady who smokes five thousands cigarillos a day.
Anonymous No.149574298 [Report]
>>149571769
she was a goblin, she already wasn't traditionally beautiful