Thread 149542676 - /co/

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:30:22 AM No.149542676
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I will watch your show now
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:32:24 AM No.149542706
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>>149542676 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:44:06 AM No.149542906
>>149542676 (OP)
I won't, because apparently for some fucking reason they actually had Nott voiced by Sam Riegel instead of a woman. I'm refuse to fucking sit through listening to his fucking voice doing a shitty attempt at a girl voice throughout the entire series, regardless of how cute the goblin is.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:58:22 AM No.149543154
>>149542676 (OP)
Reminder that she turns into a fat ugly halfling
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:01:40 AM No.149543227
>>149542676 (OP)

>>149542706
Dream Life With Goblin Wife| JiJiart comic


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZk-A84haPQ
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:01:57 AM No.149543234
>>149542906
>>149543154
Why is good goblin content so hard to come by?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:02:03 AM No.149543238
>>149543154
Such a waste. What a fucking monkey's paw for the only show to feature a cute goblin girl having the cavate that she's also voiced by a fucking man with an annoying as shit voice and she becomes an ugly halfling. Not even a cute halfling, but a genuinely atrocious one. Seriously, fuck Critical Role, it so fucking stupid.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:04:54 AM No.149543294
>>149542906
Wait what? That sounds so fucking dumb, though. Why have a dude voice her?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:08:05 AM No.149543345
veth and yezza
veth and yezza
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>>149543154
If we're lucky they'll go with one of the designs that didn't look like Frida Karlo as drawn by Fernando Botero. There were plenty of slimmer depictions of Veth before the fatties started pushing BlobVeth.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:08:10 AM No.149543350
>>149542906
I was gonna say you're gay because his voice sounds fine in the campaign but now that I've watched the trailer it's fucked up why does he sound so bad?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:11:05 AM No.149543398
>>149543350
>why does he sound so bad?
The cancer didn't do him any favors.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:11:29 AM No.149543412
>>149543294
Because Critical Role is based on a actual DnD game that a bunch of shitty voice actors did and the Nott was Sam Riegal's character that he puts on a gross tranny voice for.
>>149543350
I think he got throat cancer, so that's another reason he shouldn't fucking be voicing Nott in the show. He should be retiring, not desperately clinging to voice acting.
Also
>his voice sounds fine in the campaign
You're more tolerant of shitty fake girl voices than I am, apparently.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:11:43 AM No.149543417
>>149543234
No one jumping on the trend really <gets> it.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:13:28 AM No.149543460
>>149543417
I want an animated fantasy series were one of the characters is just one of the goblin sluts from Baldur's Gate 3, same design and same personality. It will never ever happen and I've come to terms with that.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:13:38 AM No.149543463
>>149543412
Dr. Mrs. Monarch and Linda Belcher are hot female characters with men's voices can be attractive but whatever he's doing is not working
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:14:26 AM No.149543475
>>149543463
>Linda Belcher
>hot
Come on now
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:15:09 AM No.149543484
>>149543475
fag
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:16:45 AM No.149543513
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>>149542676 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:17:48 AM No.149543531
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>>149543513
They are not so happy.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:19:19 AM No.149543558
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>>149543475
She has a peppy wine mommy energy I find pretty stimulating
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:21:41 AM No.149543607
>>149543475
As fucking disgusting I find everyone in that show to be, I do like Linda Belcher's personality. She's attractive in that regard.
Though it seems she has fucked up genes because all the kids she has a fucking spastics.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:23:17 AM No.149543628
>>149543463
How can someone think that a girl with a man voice is hot? This shit is gay.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:28:03 AM No.149543711
>>149543628
You are gay
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:33:33 AM No.149543813
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:35:04 AM No.149543837
>>149543475
You gotta watch ~50 episodes and then Linda instantly becomes one of the hottest women in animation, it's wild how quickly it flips
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:35:36 AM No.149543850
>>149543813
What is this from and where to get it?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:39:12 AM No.149543929
>>149543238
I don't even mind the voice, but the halfling shit was so goddamned dumb. Making her look like her husband threw her to the goblins on purpose was just the dingleberry to top the shit sundae.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:40:05 AM No.149543943
it&#039;ll happen to you
it&#039;ll happen to you
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>>149543813
>goblin shaking her ass before hard cutting to transgender Sokka
I feel like pic related is happening to me now. I don't get how the stuff that is popular now is popular. How the fuck greenlit these designs? This is too silly for me. I feel bitter that nothing new interests me anymore because it doesn't feel like its made for me.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:42:16 AM No.149543983
>>149542706
When did goblins stop being the ones doing to raping to the ones getting raped?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:44:02 AM No.149544018
>joke in the campaign is that Nott has huge tits
>not tits at all in the show

I see boobs are still strictly forbidden in mutt produced media.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:44:41 AM No.149544033
>>149543983
Apparently people in the enemy and manga and tabletop gaming systems were hot for small busty gobbling girls before what I would consider one of minor totally mistake franchises of anime and manga of goblin say it happened y'all Goblin Slayer was a mistake because it turned people into Edgelord about women getting rape and suicidal .
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:47:21 AM No.149544092
>>149543943
>How the fuck greenlit these designs?
They are the voice actors literal D&D characters. That's the whole point.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:49:21 AM No.149544126
>>149543943
> How the fuck greenlit these designs?
Someone in another thread put it the best, that Vox Machina was basically them just playing whatever they wanted since it was originally just friends doing a campaign, but Nein is them specifically appealing to the tumblr crowd their show gathered.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:52:58 AM No.149544192
>>149544033
>Goblin Slayer was a mistake
And it was literally just the opening scene that went that dark. They never went that far ever again. The show turned into self insert fantasy garbage about a group of women fixing a damaged individual for the "he just like me fr fr" types. Even Sword Maiden was retconned to never having been raped at all.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:01:44 AM No.149544335
>>149544033
Can you say it again but in English?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:02:30 AM No.149544351
>>149544335
See >>149544192
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:02:42 AM No.149544352
>>149544018
doesn't she keep them strapped down?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:05:05 AM No.149544389
>>149544352
No, it was always just a gag.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:17:32 AM No.149544568
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>>149544389
I'll pretend it's not a gag for the sake of my cock
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:20:17 AM No.149544609
>>149543238
>>149543929
>>149543154
So no ones gonna post the halfling design?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:25:20 AM No.149544684
>>149544609
Yeah, lets not. You are better off not knowing.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:25:21 AM No.149544685
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>>149544609
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:26:31 AM No.149544703
>>149542906
>regardless of how cute the goblin is.

Nott is a halfling.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:36:23 AM No.149544839
>>149544703
No she's nott.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:43:42 AM No.149544953
>>149543628
There's logic to it in certain situations. You can tell Dr. Mrs. The Monarch is voiced by a man, but she sounds enough like a woman that smoked 50 packs a day and absolutely fucked her larynx beyond repair that it's not a stretch to buy into it. Props to John Roberts because Linda Belcher doesn't sound like a man all, she sounds like a nasally Jersey mom and most people who aren't very familiar with the show are pretty surprised to find a guy is voicing her. The Butt Witch, on the other hand, is just straight up Matt Berry but she's the pure manifestation of puberty so having a deep voice both makes thematic sense and is pretty fucking funny since Matt isn't even trying to do a falsetto (and it helps that his voice is just plain ear candy to begin with).

In all three cases, the voice being done by a man doesn't detract from the sexiness of the woman because each is entirely appropriate for what they were going for. Sheila did smoke 50 packs a day and fucked up her larynx, Linda is a nasally mom originally from Jersey, and BW is a shamefully lustful shape-shifting puberty demon so of course Matt Berry.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:48:56 AM No.149545034
>>149544953
This is why I hate Nott being voiced by Sam Riegal in the show so much. The examples you provided at least make sense. It makes zero fucking sense for a dude with a fucked up throat from cancer to voice a little goblin bitch. The voice does not match Nott at all, despite Critical Role's retarded fans thinking that its a good thing.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:58:41 AM No.149545165
>>149544685
le creatur du crutical rull
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:09:25 AM No.149545316
>>149544685
why the fuck did they do this again?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:16:07 AM No.149545429
>>149542676 (OP)
I thought this character was some guy's OC
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:16:14 AM No.149545434
I'm not really into Goblins but I could be persuaded
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:17:58 AM No.149545461
>>149543813
Damn teasing show...
Replies: >>149549093
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:21:41 AM No.149545523
>>149543983
Yesterday.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:06:13 AM No.149546198
>>149543813
she looks like she fucks hung human men
Replies: >>149549093
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:11:43 AM No.149546282
>>149543154
>>149543238
>>149543929
>>149544685
>>149545316
Absolute waste. Even if she was a cute halfling, it's still such a dumb decision, let alone this halfling design she has. What makes someone decide to do this?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:17:11 AM No.149546357
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>>149544685
Oh that's bad...Though, I feel like if she was always like that, it'd be fine.
Replies: >>149551183
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:35:12 AM No.149546567
>>149545316
Male fans liked her too much and WotC thought this would make them like fat ethnic uggos, unironically, that was actually the idea, similar to how they legitimately thought that if they killed support for one of their products everyone would switch to another of theirs without missing a step.

Her personality basically collapses afterwards too.
Replies: >>149546708 >>149546896
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:48:26 AM No.149546708
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>>149546567
>unironically, that was actually the idea,
I really hope you're not joking. Did they say this was the idea or are you making shit up?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:52:12 AM No.149546738
>>149542676 (OP)
I thought maybe people here were exaggerating, but the voice does sound terrible, I can't imagine tolerating several episodes listening to this.

https://youtu.be/G7OCKYZjOcY?t=62
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:59:54 AM No.149546804
>>149546708
Far as we've been able to gather it was either that or to punish them for liking her for the "wrong reasons", and the former fits the pattern of WotC's behavior with DnD and their operations in general.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:09:08 AM No.149546896
>>149546567
I thought their game was independent of WotC.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:09:48 AM No.149546903
>>149542676 (OP)
This ain't Dr. Mrs. The Monarch or Butt Witch, this shit is literally just some dude doing a very bad impression of a girl. You're a fag if that shit didn't immediately shrivel your testes
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:11:34 AM No.149546924
Real talk: why wasn't she voiced by Sam Riegel's sister Eden Riegel?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:16:37 AM No.149546975
>copies anime
>immediately tries to claim the moral high ground over Japan
very western if you ask me
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:22:48 AM No.149547033
>>149546975
Yeah... many people in the western industry complain that HURR ANIME BAD, yet they try time and time again to copy them, but they just don't know how to get it right, nor design-wise, writing, animation, or just general character behavior.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:23:31 AM No.149547045
>>149545316
Whatever else he is Reigel is no writer, and Mercer didn't really do anything to help with that
>>149546896
It is, anon is making shit up.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:34:15 AM No.149547133
>>149546896
It was at first but WotC later sponsored them with DnD beyond and asserted increasing control.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:38:33 AM No.149547177
>>149546738
>Watched the whole trailer
FUCK! I have AIDS now.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:41:49 AM No.149547201
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>goblin sex threads will now increase on /co/ by a factor of 10

Hmm yes.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:15:28 AM No.149547450
>>149546738
Is that Kaz Miller
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:18:37 AM No.149547476
>>149542676 (OP)
I still don't underneath why this whole franchsie is a thing. Why is it popular.
Replies: >>149547726 >>149547885
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:54:46 AM No.149547726
>>149547476
Desperate need for mature 2d animated fantasy series
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:06:46 AM No.149547822
>>149547033
I don't get industry people. They'll grow up watching anime 24/7, they'll watch shit that makes them want to become an animator, producer, whatever it takes to get a show made, yet when they become adults suddenly a wire snaps. "Erm, Japan is actually bad, this is a real show, we don't sexualize girls that are of age. We have grown up humor, look, our trans character that isn't a trap just said fuck seven times in a single sentence, we're so great."
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:09:24 AM No.149547845
>>149547822
Most of the time it's ego. they don't want to inspired by anime, they want to make their own thing using a popular style
Replies: >>149547885 >>149552730
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:14:07 AM No.149547877
>>149542676 (OP)
The whole trailer was a cringe fest, and not a good one. No thanks.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:15:12 AM No.149547885
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>>149546738
>Thought it was gonna be a scratchy, horrible attempt at replicating a girl's voice
>It's legit the voice your drunk friend makes when he's making a shitty Elmo impression
>>149547476
It's essentially what if a DnD campaign was written by actual people and not your bud's former college roommate that offered to DM. It makes them feel like they get the DnD experience without needing to put in the work.
>>149547845
Hard agree. SU, Owl House, Amphibia, hundreds of stolen designs and not a single one of them admitting.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:22:03 AM No.149548466
>>149547885
>It's legit the voice your drunk friend makes when he's making a shitty Elmo impression
It's a worse impression of the red and blue unicorns. https://youtu.be/Z-TG3FUFx5Y?si=SGLTyx9Y_B1pGkph
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:05:51 PM No.149549005
>>149542676 (OP)
That goblin will not have sex like ever, you are getting your hopes and dick up for nothing.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:09:41 PM No.149549020
>>149543813
I bet they will manage to ruin goblins like Adi Shankar managed to ruin Devil May Cry
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:23:01 PM No.149549079
>>149543943
>it doesn't feel like its made for me.
Well, it isn't. It's made for people who like the idea of playing DnD but never actually do.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:27:21 PM No.149549093
>>149543850
>>149545461
>>149546198
>>149547201
You need to hear the voice first >>149546738
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:27:43 PM No.149549095
That Goblin has the most unattractive voice ever. Way to shoot yourselves in the foot right out the gate
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:33:57 PM No.149549124
>>149542676 (OP)
I still have a sliver if hope. Maybe French or Japanese dub will have her voiced by a girl. That's how I survived watching Nocturne
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:37:30 PM No.149549144
>>149543983
When people made them slightly more Domesticated than cats.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:46:21 PM No.149549186
>>149543350
He had literal throat cancer.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:47:46 PM No.149549191
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>>149546738
>>149547885
>that voice
I would much rather have a normal dude voice coming out of that gobin than this Raspy elmo shit
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:57:59 PM No.149549704
>>149546738
That's fucking awful. Cliche, not even funny AND grating on the ears is impressive.
Anonyrnous
7/25/2025, 3:02:32 PM No.149550315
washing the dishes
washing the dishes
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>>149543475
>all these replies defending my girl
Wasn't expecting a Mighty Nein thread to go this route, but I'm not complaining!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:17:51 PM No.149550481
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>>149542676 (OP)
>shes so fucking ugly getting polymorphed into a goblin is an unironic improvement.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:21:14 PM No.149550528
>>149546738

Oh, Jesus. The voice is even worse than it was before. What the fuck.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:31:28 PM No.149550658
>>149549124
What good did it do?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:34:46 PM No.149550690
>>149543983
I'm afraid it hasn't stopped. Cycle of violence or summat.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:42:30 PM No.149550787
>>149544685
Somehow I donโ€™t think they can get away with the dude doing that voice for someone who looks like that
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:45:11 PM No.149550820
>>149542906
Clearly you've never watched Venture Bros
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:09:56 PM No.149551124
>>149543460
My sheer, uncontained anger at Sazza not being an Evil playthrough companion like Minthara.
Replies: >>149551756
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:15:05 PM No.149551183
>>149546357
Y'know that's a weirdly good point. If she had just always been a plump, fat-tittied brown halfling I'm not sure I would have been put off.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:18:44 PM No.149551225
>>149543943
Do you often get this mad when you see a woman with muscles?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:21:30 PM No.149551266
>>149551183
Well yeah. If someone tells you they're serving you a tri-tip and then they bring you a tri-tip, you're not going going to feel like anything's wrong. You got your steak as promised.

But if they bring you a porterhouse, let you eat half of it, then take it away and bring you an overcooked eye of round, you're going to be upset.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:21:53 PM No.149551271
>>149550481
I think Sam originally intended for her to be truly horrific under the mask she wears early on, with the way he described her. But while a couple of lesser known fan artists did draw her ugly-as-sin everyone else made her into a cute lil' gobbo and I guess he just rolled with it.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:23:15 PM No.149551285
SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN NOW!!!!
SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN NOW!!!!
md5: 0bdc900c4ca02c98d6eda2c5dc1f0b3f๐Ÿ”
>>149543813
>qt shortstack rapscallion temptress goblina
Sign me the fuck u-
>>149546738
>ears are bleeding
Sweet Jesus, I think we just found the dreaded anti-Dr. Mrs. The Monarch, lads
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:35:10 PM No.149551432
>>149546903
Butt Witch wasn't exactly what I'd call great either. And I'll say I didn't much care for Dr Mrs The Monarch either, if I'm being honest, despite how unpopular that'll be to say with how everyone defends that show ever since it was shut down
Replies: >>149554427
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:42:41 PM No.149551554
tumblr_7d1e6d4b4942fd37e99b3feb0d42c09d_43d22df9_1280
>>149543983
Male goblins are the ones doing the raping (or at least trying to)
Female goblins are the ones getting raped (or at least trying to)
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:46:37 PM No.149551602
Screenshot_20250725_084617_Reddit
Screenshot_20250725_084617_Reddit
md5: d6fe83d74e007b5b18eda18d952b3e6f๐Ÿ”
>>149543983
I blame Incase, personally
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:51:53 PM No.149551666
>>149544685
Damn she's ugly
Replies: >>149551773
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:59:40 PM No.149551756
>>149551124
I would have gladly sacrificed all the other companions in the game just to have Sazza (my beloved) follow me around like a scrappy puppy
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:00:41 PM No.149551773
>>149551666
Satan has spoken. The Halfling is a uggo.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:16:59 PM No.149551960
Waifu
Waifu
md5: cd08e6abf9fe2a82d4121377e5983476๐Ÿ”
>>149546738
I'll take this one.
Replies: >>149552076 >>149552164 >>149552860 >>149555817
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:25:56 PM No.149552076
>>149551960
Her, Caleb and Nott are the only good designs. The others are too goofy and weird looking.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:25:56 PM No.149552078
IMG_5799
IMG_5799
md5: d4f21380bd305b5a7a3f0d229e8d9fd9๐Ÿ”
>>149543983
I like the Konosuba explanation of โ€œthis race is know for raping any females they come across and they treat their own females like shitโ€ with the response of โ€œalrighty, guess weโ€™ll genocide every single male of that race and leave only the femalesโ€ thus you get a race of predominantly females
Replies: >>149554480
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:32:55 PM No.149552164
worf-death
worf-death
md5: 161213ff54a9f2559dca099d7c52a17c๐Ÿ”
>>149551960
NOT IF I GET TO HER FIRST, ANON!!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:16:10 PM No.149552730
nosignal
nosignal
md5: 983655c30e48201b5fdf67315b41aa3d๐Ÿ”
>>149547822
>I don't get industry people
Same. I mean, like you said, they watch anime and they think it's great, then why the fuck don't they do their homework and try to be inspired to do what really matters? Don't make the characters some unlikable, cringe, bitter, preachy assholes, don't do awful designs, learn how to do decent action scenes, don't do 'le typical western adult cartoon humor'.

>>149547845
Yeah. This happens all the time in comics and movies as well. They try to inflate their own egos by adding their own horrible take on things, even if it doesn't fit the spirit of whatever they were inspired on.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:20:36 PM No.149552797
>>149542676 (OP)
Genuinely can't tell what gender, but probably would.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:25:10 PM No.149552860
>>149551960
So a DnD show with only ONE hot woman? What the fuck is the point then?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:57:22 PM No.149553286
>>149546738
Damn, they all sound worse here than when they did the tabletop.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:00:58 PM No.149553328
>>149546738
I legit can't think of a worse voice. Literally cannot. Keith David not even remotely attempting a female voice would sound not only better but somehow sexier.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:02:58 PM No.149553360
VideoCapture_20250724-164430
VideoCapture_20250724-164430
md5: 8da03a67b7b0d0a401814506c5570a03๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:03:23 PM No.149553363
1747608069071959m
1747608069071959m
md5: d4048dd48084bd99ddb362d3784787a6๐Ÿ”
Where the fuck is the goblin porn, what a worthless thread
Replies: >>149553407
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:07:09 PM No.149553407
3aiKCnF
3aiKCnF
md5: 9e02a40185259e4f3c194d1e87eea5db๐Ÿ”
>>149553363
Sorry anon
Replies: >>149553541 >>149553780 >>149555124
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:10:55 PM No.149553450
>>149543983
Ugly bastard is a boomer fetish and It is thankfully fading away
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:17:42 PM No.149553541
iz_sketch_by_plok902_dhuwtfi-414w-2x
iz_sketch_by_plok902_dhuwtfi-414w-2x
md5: aeb6d9b8b6a293ae089d0326a471c79a๐Ÿ”
>>149553407
Finally a good post
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:31:29 PM No.149553745
>>149542676 (OP)
I think the voice is hot but I still won't watch because they downgrade her really hard later
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:32:59 PM No.149553780
>>149553407
>26 words
Ruined
Replies: >>149554022
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:47:36 PM No.149554022
>>149553780
That's fair
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:10:13 PM No.149554382
>>149544685
Yeah, that's mighty no alright.

>>149549191
Not elmo, grover. I immediately thought of Frank Oz but I couldn't put my finger on it til you said that. Elmo would be infinitely preferable to this.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:13:25 PM No.149554427
>>149551432
That's fine, but at least their voice actors knew how to give their characters...character! Despite being obviously men, you could believe a that it was a woman's voice. Besides, I refuse to believe there's a soul on this earth hat can resist the buttery smooth dulcet tones of Mr. Matt Berry
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:17:31 PM No.149554480
>>149552078
Kazuma was weak, WEAK!!!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:09:59 PM No.149555124
>>149553407
>she'll never cut you with her weird goblin toes while cuddling
What's the point of life again?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:20:04 PM No.149555263
>>149543983
When people got upset over sexualizing gnomes.
Free the gnome women
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:26:20 PM No.149555339
>>149546738
What's the tiny one drunk and also was the tiny one male or female I couldn't tell either.
Replies: >>149556244
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:46:56 PM No.149555605
>>149546738
The goblin voice and the fake accent on the other girl emphasize that this is by an improv group of 2000s dub VAs
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:01:56 PM No.149555817
>>149551960
I really don't get why Jester became so popular, I just find her obnoxious most of the time. Even Laura Bailey said that if Jester were a real person she'd only be able to tolerate her in small doses.
Replies: >>149557400
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:08:54 PM No.149555912
1663783411518988
1663783411518988
md5: 541493c9b537b5eeac62df927d631567๐Ÿ”
>>149543943
>I feel bitter that nothing new interests me anymore because it doesn't feel like its made for me.
wait what? How did that happen to me?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:11:54 PM No.149555958
1739988799028527
1739988799028527
md5: bb24e89b6a90ad1c42c4a15c78e66d5b๐Ÿ”
>>149546738
did they make Korra an even bigger dyke now?
Replies: >>149556285
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:12:14 PM No.149555962
BL3 villains
BL3 villains
md5: 9c7af63cf18ff502985efc1e5c7f68d2๐Ÿ”
>>149547822
>We have grown up humor, look, our trans character that isn't a trap just said fuck seven times in a single sentence
I have no idea why so many people write this exact character so many times. I get that people write what they know but do they not understand that this person in real life is an obnoxious twat?
Replies: >>149556474
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:18:59 PM No.149556026
Goblin
Goblin
md5: 2974c3d2f9937a3e4dd447a5062faa15๐Ÿ”
Cute goblin. Shame about the voice.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:20:16 PM No.149556040
1746369423930485
1746369423930485
md5: ec69fc890da96ff6bb75f31fd0a02420๐Ÿ”
>>149546738
>the gobby voice
God I hate it so much, literally inverted my dick and made me hate that character

The blue girl on the other hand..
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:27:10 PM No.149556117
2ddb46aa75035b466fe44ffe0db9cb0b
2ddb46aa75035b466fe44ffe0db9cb0b
md5: 4cd2b8d1a59700841c6d0d7a6407b764๐Ÿ”
>>149551225
>modern western muscle "women"
Lmao. Thank the gods for japan.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:27:58 PM No.149556131
1467007504021
1467007504021
md5: 13a2569b5697b73ba8a26af0f51a7e09๐Ÿ”
>use the retarded meme voice instead of casting an actual woman
Replies: >>149556426 >>149557495
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:37:51 PM No.149556244
>>149555339
The small one is a Goblin, she is supposed to be a woman (she is actually a halfling that has been transformed into a goblin or something). In the tabletop group this show is based on, she was played and voiced by a dude, so he is voicing her now, too.

>>149543943
Same... I don't know if I have changed or if the times have changed, or both, but many of the more popular things just don't appeal to me nowadays...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:40:21 PM No.149556285
>>149555958
It's similar to Korra, but worse, both in design and even on personality.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:50:54 PM No.149556426
>>149556131
It makes Critical Role's retarded dipshit fans squeal with delight while they delude themselves into think is isn't a horrible fucking decision based entirely on Sam Riegal's fragile ego.
>NOOO SHE'S MY HECKIN CHARACTER I WON'T LET AN ACTUAL WOMAN VOICE HER DESPITE THE FACT I CAN BARELY TALK ANYMORE NOOOOOOO
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:54:25 PM No.149556474
>>149555962
No because theyโ€™re all in the same social circles using the same algorithmic websites coming from the same suburbs and trying to entertain that niche, thatโ€™s the entertainment business
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:00:48 AM No.149557400
>>149555817
to be fair she's a very pushy character, but i get your point, sometimes feels like a bit too much, and laura's desire to be on every fucking scene doesn't help either
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:07:32 AM No.149557495
1720763772506953
1720763772506953
md5: 26fb4e5324bedec8c0479f67052e9823๐Ÿ”
>>149556131
If he was a good enough voice actor to do a half way decent female goblin I wouldn't mind. This just sounds like a guy doing a bad girl voice.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:13:18 AM No.149557564
>>149542906
Someone make a list of animation this guy can't watch. Off the top of my head: The Simpsons, The Venture Bros., The Incredibles, The Little Mermaid...
Replies: >>149557671
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:22:03 AM No.149557671
>>149557564
Anon specifically said he didn't want to listen to Sam Riegel do a shitty girl voice.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:24:16 AM No.149557701
goblin coom
goblin coom
md5: 1802600c020409a376e1855529d409b5๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:30:28 AM No.149557779
>>149546738
>uses the word 'janky'
NO. DON'T DO THIS.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:31:29 AM No.149557792
>>149546738
Fuck I am so torn. I love Mark Strong but god damn some of that is shit.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:34:24 AM No.149557835
>>149543943
>Sokka
So you saw it too.
Replies: >>149558003 >>149561186
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:43:42 AM No.149558003
>>149557835
She has an attractive voice though
Replies: >>149558336
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:04:20 AM No.149558333
image_2025-07-26_090209968
image_2025-07-26_090209968
md5: c0d83ac4a823664b999204b7dd7ed432๐Ÿ”
I wanna fuck a bratty goblin
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:04:26 AM No.149558336
>>149558003
>Nott has a cute design but a fucking disgusting voice
>Beau has a cute voice but a fucking disgusting design
Funny how that works.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:16:43 AM No.149558513
Bad
Bad
md5: 24f494ee07dacab67ff1840d6bf52140๐Ÿ”
>Cute goblin girl.
>COOM.
>Watch trailer.
>It's actually a man.
>Cute, gay, and wants to get plowed.
>STILL COOM.
>Read thread.
>It's actually a girl voiced by a man.
>NOT COOM.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:16:52 AM No.149558515
>>149543813
>>149542676 (OP)
Has /v/ seen this yet?
Replies: >>149558580 >>149558836 >>149560217
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:17:23 AM No.149558521
>>149544685
This was a redesign?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:20:10 AM No.149558569
>>149546738
Wow that is pretty terrible. Impressively so. Everyone must have known how shit this would turn out right?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:20:27 AM No.149558580
>>149558515
Say Anons talking about it in a /v/ thread a couple of days ago.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:22:55 AM No.149558626
Her voice reminds me of the so called 'Mickey Mouse Predator' from To Catch A Predator https://youtu.be/clYFgL4c8OU?feature=shared&t=116
Replies: >>149559178
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:34:38 AM No.149558819
>>149543983
When they started making female goblins.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:35:38 AM No.149558836
>>149558515
>>>/v/716354248
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:44:49 AM No.149559021
>>149543350
Aside from the aforementioned throat cancer, it's also just been a few years since campaign 2 and he probably hasn't been doing the voice much as of late before this got greenlit
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:49:28 AM No.149559106
1712889990176673
1712889990176673
md5: 604449b673330b4219d08914294aff34๐Ÿ”
>>149543412
>Because Critical Role is based on a actual DnD game that a bunch of shitty voice actors did and the Nott was Sam Riegal's character that he puts on a gross tranny voice for.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:49:49 AM No.149559113
>>149546738
Completely killed any interest i had in the goblin.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:53:46 AM No.149559178
>>149558626
IT'S A QUESTION
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:54:20 AM No.149559189
I feel like you are shifting the blame to the creators for Sam getting to do the voice but I have a feeling they did it because Critical Role fans would almost certainly not accept the alternative since every other PC is played by their VA
Replies: >>149559207 >>149559241
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:55:33 AM No.149559207
>>149559189
Bending the knee to a retarded fanbase who would obviously watch it regardless of quality is stupid.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:57:05 AM No.149559231
>>149546738
I will watch for green orc and blue lady because I like them and theyโ€™re married
Replies: >>149559282
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:57:35 AM No.149559241
>>149559189
We should just make a stink about how he's stealing a woman's job by voicing a female character same way we got into the retarded mess of only non-whites being allowed to voice non-whites
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:00:00 AM No.149559282
>>149559231
I do think its pretty cute how a married couple who are both voice actors played a couple in a public DnD game and are now playing that same couple in an animated series. They won so fucking hard. Good for both of them.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:02:01 AM No.149560217
>>149558515
I'm confused what /v/ would have to do with it, or has there been someone posting critical role threads in the video game board?
Replies: >>149560248 >>149560252
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:03:37 AM No.149560248
>>149560217
/v/ has sporadic DnD threads due to the many DnD vidya.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:03:48 AM No.149560252
>>149560217
/v/ has semi frequent goblin girl threads
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:46:19 AM No.149560871
>>149542676 (OP)
Japanese dub will save it, I will also not hear word 'fuck' every other sentence which is good
Speaking of which, anyone else feels like this has the same cringy vibes as beginning of Vox Machina? It took like 3 episodes for it to get watchable, hope there is no fat faggot shopkeeper in this one flirting with one of guys, or some random trans cow person. Unless that one pc is essentially that...
Replies: >>149561165
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:47:55 AM No.149560889
1652073535137
1652073535137
md5: bb9b9770153dd8a8aec81d5d7401ff98๐Ÿ”
Critical roll is dogshit and I only accept this on this board as a vehicle to post sexy goblins.
Replies: >>149560945
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:48:55 AM No.149560904
Its really sad that it seems the only way to have an animated series about a group of adventurers going on a quest in a fantasy world is if its based on shit like this.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:51:27 AM No.149560945
goblin and knight
goblin and knight
md5: 458d8af71f84f63ccb97c7f84ccb67c5๐Ÿ”
>>149560889
I think gobbos with tails are pretty neat.
Replies: >>149561005 >>149561883
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:54:41 AM No.149561005
20240723_000343_GoblinGal260_1815523144502796407_1
20240723_000343_GoblinGal260_1815523144502796407_1
md5: 3dc1f2db22f3e6de5b36a79dbb2a0af9๐Ÿ”
>>149560945
I'm not super big on em but I can appreciate the aesthetic.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:05:22 AM No.149561165
>>149560871
No dub can save >>149544685
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:07:11 AM No.149561186
>>149557835
Looks more like Rexplode (or Rex Plode or whatever the proper spelling of his name is) from Invincible, if he was dressed up as a vaguely arabian belly dancer.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:53:35 AM No.149561800
>>149542676 (OP)
God, I didn't expect the voice to be that bad.

It's not just poor, it's horrid, I can barely get past the lines.

Is he even trying?
It's not like Dr. Girlfriend either, it's just wack.
Replies: >>149561851
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:58:05 AM No.149561851
>>149561800
>Is he even trying?
It literally wouldn't matter how much soul and passion he could put into the role, his voice is just fucked from the cancer.
Replies: >>149561899
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:00:06 AM No.149561880
>>149543943
DnD media is starting to get on everybody's nerves these days, so you're not alone.

DnD nerds got overshadowed by 'failed' entertainers and theatre kids.
The products' reflects that.

The only thing I can say was a decent product was Bg3, and even then dialogue gets a little annoying but that's a game so it's easier to just enjoy it mechanically.
Replies: >>149561911 >>149562082
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:00:19 AM No.149561883
1711310257577721
1711310257577721
md5: 35f052812ae8776296ae2550c9cd27d8๐Ÿ”
>>149560945
BETAILED GOBBOS UNITE!
Replies: >>149561947
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:01:23 AM No.149561899
>>149561851
Oh, I mean I feel kinda bad now.

Even so, isn't trying to voice a character going to do more damage to his voice down the line?
Isn't he straining himself too much?
Replies: >>149561936
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:01:53 AM No.149561911
>>149561880
BG3 is easier to enjoy by going the Durge path and just killing all the companions. They are somehow both boring/uninteresting and fucking annoying.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:03:30 AM No.149561936
>>149561899
Yeah, that's my point. He shouldn't have fucking taken the role because his voice is objectively even more grating and annoying than before and voice acting just isn't for him anymore. He should retire.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:04:32 AM No.149561947
>>149561883
I want to grab a goblin by her tail and spin her around like Mario does to Bowser.
Replies: >>149562040
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:11:27 AM No.149562040
>>149561947
Goblins have a lot of nerve clusters in their tails, so she'll really enjoy that. Just be careful, 'cause if she pees or cums and ends up blasting herself in the face with it due to centrifugal force, that means you're married and she owns half your stuff.
Replies: >>149562083
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:12:54 AM No.149562059
Any tailed gobbo wife requests?
Replies: >>149562148
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:14:41 AM No.149562082
>>149561880
I miss when DnD was aimed towards actual nerds instead of this situation we get nowadays. It's all so sparkly and/or quirky... I mean, I get that it's usually a group of friends and all and that people want to joke around, but it's a bit grating to see it always devolves into a mess.

BG3, while a good game mechanically, really doesn't capture the essence of classic DnD well, and has none of the essence of the old BG games. I swear, one of the things that made me drop the game are the companions. I legit couldn't tank any of them, they are all at least a bit annoying.
Replies: >>149563632 >>149564952
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:14:42 AM No.149562083
gobwife
gobwife
md5: d1ea4b8973ea3207efbfb6e8ba0516f3๐Ÿ”
>>149562040
Goblins have such fascinating and in-depth ligation
Replies: >>149564666
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:20:17 AM No.149562148
gob
gob
md5: 14d016a813e815d58e4ff24b602396f7๐Ÿ”
>>149562059
>guy walks around in the woods foraging for food
>finds a weird looking plant sticking out of the ground
>pulls its
>its not a plant
>its the tail of a fabled forest goblin who was sleeping underground
I leave the rest up to your interpretation.
Replies: >>149564567
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:22:46 AM No.149562186
I think my biggest annoyance with modern DnD, besides all the weird moderns shit they've added, like contemporary wheel chairs, is the aesthetic change from medieval, to renaissance.
Everyone looks like they just stepped out of a pirate romance novel, instead of someone you'd see at a medieval cattle market.
Replies: >>149562226 >>149563866
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:25:58 AM No.149562226
>>149562186
D&D characters never looked like someone you would see at a medieval cattle market. Even back in 2E they looked more like characters from the cover of a fantasy novel or a Conan comic.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:31:33 AM No.149562291
>>149562226
I meant outfit wise.
Obviously they were based more on the old Victorian interpretation of medieval outfits, but it was still an interpretation of the medieval era.
These days they all look like they're from the 17th century, or even later.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:36:00 AM No.149562332
paladin2e
paladin2e
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>>149562226
More or less, in ADnD you had some very classical designs. pic related is the example image the player's book used for Paladins.

That being said, some images from 5E aren't so bad, they are even more fantasy-y, but it is expected. I think 3E and 4E were much worse, design-wise (even though 3E is still my favorite mechanically).
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:38:09 AM No.149562351
>>149562291
I could be wrong, but I think it's more of an issue of Faerun becoming the default setting over Greyhawk.
I'm not really fresh enough to sit down and go through old modules to double check, but I vaguely remember Faerun always having a more high fantasy look to Greyhawk more 'gritty'(?) Edgar Rice Burroughs feel.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:43:12 AM No.149562406
>>149562351
Yes that is true. Greyhawk and Dragonlance were much more classic. Forgotten Realms was more high-fantasy and cosmopolitan. Ravenloft was supposed to vary depending on the lord/domain, etc.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:01:52 AM No.149562605
vajra
vajra
md5: 0b81d74f64393e293a8ab42fc8c2b8f6๐Ÿ”
>>149562351
That might well be.
Like look at this example. Not a single article of clothes is from the medieval period, besides maybe the gloves.
The general undershirt is a mishmash of late 16th and 17th century clothes.
The boots are a mix of styles from the 17th and 18th century. The coat is from the 19th century with the pants from the fucking 20th century!
I know it's probably a stupid thing to get annoyed at in the grand scheme of things, but the fact that they raided a historical closet to make this miss matched get-up and somehow missed 1000 years of history, just feels mind boggling to me.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:04:43 AM No.149562631
Fable
Fable
md5: 9e593fff6a7ea0a84ab81c145a07f048๐Ÿ”
>>149562605
The large gloves and boots make it look like they wanted to go for the OG Fable look, but got distracted half way.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:42:09 AM No.149563002
>>149562605
Honestly I kinda dig that drip, I've definitely seen way worse
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:55:59 AM No.149563137
>>149563002
The frock coat is probably my biggest issue, since it's so tied to the 19th century, not only historically, but also in popular culture, and so far removed from the undercoat, that it's like having a pirate wear a modern printed T-shirt or a trucker hat.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:28:55 AM No.149563410
>>149544685
dios mio...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:50:33 AM No.149563632
>>149562082
I didn't find the companions that annoying but I can understand how someone would find them annoying. Really what butt blasts me is how they're written. Shadowheart feels like a naive girl next door, and while the naive shit makes sense, she's supposed to be the cleric of a cruel and secretive goddess. She's supposed to be Shar's chosen, trained to be the first a new line of dark justiciers, and she just...doesn't seem like someone who was raised to do that. you know, except for the instances where she flips into a completely different character. Karlach just seems like a kid and not someone who was press ganged into 10 years of war, you don't just shrug that shit off. I don't MIND big kid who wants to smash shit, mind you, I just wish her backstory jived better with how she acts. Gale is...boring. Incredibly boring. This man was supposed to be boinking Mystra? Come on. I don't mind Wyll as much, he's just incredibly stupid, and a little boring. Laezel is actively the most annoying because she's just a straight up bitch and I refused to engage with her. Which leaves camp gay vampire who's actually...cool? Astarion is probably the most fun companion to have around. it helps that when he talks about escaping his vampire sire he puts some fucking emotion into and seems actually invested. Karlach makes the whole enslaved by Zariel thing sound more like an inconvenience, and Wyll doesn't seem nearly as invested in escaping Mizora as you'd expect. It's pretty wild how much a weak point the companions are all things considered, hell, most of the NPCs seem to be better.
>>149562605
I mean Faerun canonically has spelljammers visiting from other worlds, so at least in theory cities like Waterdeep would probably have some anachronistic fashion. I don't mind the anachronisms, I just wish it looked cool.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:55:04 AM No.149563673
>>149546738
damn, but desu i wouldnt mind the elmo voice if it was done by a woman
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:15:21 AM No.149563866
>>149562186
>contemporary wheel chairs,
you know whats funny about this? if you fuckheads would have just shut the fuck up about it instead of chimping out harldy anyone whould have known about it
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:16:38 AM No.149563876
>>149562605
honestly one of the dumbest things faefun did was try and tie it directly to a real world century.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:18:08 AM No.149563891
>>149563866
Bitch, the type of wheel chair they went with isn't even 30 years old.
The least they could have done was actually go for a historical design.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:22:21 AM No.149563936
>>149563891
i wouldnt know because i didnt give a shit about some 3p i was never ever going to use
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:24:18 AM No.149563961
>>149563936
And if you didn't know what a smartphone was, you wouldn't give a fuck if they added one either, but that doesn't mean other people can't bitch about it.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:00:00 AM No.149564328
>>149563866
You realize there was news articles about it, right? That's why anyone, including 4chan, even knew of it's existence.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:26:21 AM No.149564567
>>149562148
On it, I'll deliver asap
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:37:03 AM No.149564643
>>149562605
I'll admit I just can't give a shit about being hyper-autistic over period accurate clothing, especially for npcs who are more than just commoners, peasants, plebians etc. Nobles are gonna dress strangely, and that bleeds into other classes or castes.

It's when things start getting very, -very- modern looking that I find it cringe.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:39:34 AM No.149564666
>>149562083
I had no idea that artist drew "not ponies". Neat.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:41:47 AM No.149564684
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7Y95FWTXW5TM3CHCE8W99FFMV0
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>>149563632
>Laezel
I quite liked my space-frog. She ends up having a kind of interesting arc, and it's clear she is incredibly naive. Which is the case for a lot of the Githyanki really, with how their Lich Queen ruler works.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:20:32 AM No.149564875
>>149546738
sounds like fucking Hooty
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:32:47 AM No.149564930
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md5: 0432af9f0d22f50c8bf6445be43deb0b๐Ÿ”
never changes huh
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:38:38 AM No.149564952
>>149562082
>and has none of the essence of the old BG games
Releasing 20 years later, while made by a different studio based on a different edition will do that, yeah.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:12:30 PM No.149565818
>>149544685
I threw up in my mouth.