Thread 149646758

i want to know more about them and the relationship between them.
Bee mentioned that she sees Satan as a brother, while Mammon was asking Leviathan out for dinner, so I'm curious about how they see Lucifer since he is the king of hell

>>149646758 (OP)
they all have gay sex with each other

>>149646758 (OP)
Apparently this will be dynamic between Charlie and Blitzo and it sounds fucking stupid

I want bonebreaking sex with Satana!

>>149646994
Everything about that post has made me angry.

>>149646758 (OP)
My two-headed fish wife

>>149647399
One pussy, one shared arousal, one shared orgasm.

>>149646758 (OP)
Satan seemed to have some sort of rivalry with Lucifer over ruling Hell, like his line about ruling before Lucifer fell was a lie but it’s clear he wishes he was the king since he already seems to be running the law system.

>>149647005
>>149642993
Repostan'
>She really didn't know why she got all gussied up and fancy for it.
>It was just another blind date. It wouldn't matter if he complimented her on the dress or her hair. Or even her size despite the effort she went to minimise her profile.
>No, it'd be another night of insincere small talk and cheap dinner right before sending someone home with a limp.
>If they were lucky.

>So when she melted a Satan-sized hole through the doors of the House of Lust with half-hearted flare (and crushing hecklers in the process), she already had the concierge anxiously hurrying her to the table.
>The absence of Asmodeus or her entrance didn't dampen the boisterous atmosphere of the club, nor deter the man sharing the evening with her tonight.
>In fact, it was her turn to be surprised.
>"Well you certainly know how to make an entrance."
>The scraping of a large chair interrupted the man's dry observation.
>"I'll take it as a compliment."
>Having finally sat down in the chair prepared by a fearful waiter, she managed to get a good look at her gentleman caller.
>"So...you're a sinner?"
>His surprisingly calm demeanour didn't falter.
>"Born, raised and damned."
>She merely raised an eyebrow as the menus were delivered.
>He was certainly different. Faceless, standard black tie. Scrawnier than the others, but she'd known some eager toothpicks in her time.
>But he seemed more...aloof? Casual?
>It didn't matter. She could hazard a guess on how long he'd last.
>Two minutes at most.
>"I take it you want to try your hand at sufferin' the queen's wrath?"
>She scooched in and all four of her eyes gazed disinterestedly into his soul.
>At the very least she wouldn't have to call a healer tonight.
>"U-uh, maybe we should try dinner first before getting to that stuff, ok?"
>She snorted.
>There was the nervous tic she saw from the usual weaklings.
>Perhaps the evening wouldn't be different.
>"We'll see..."
>Or maybe he'd end up surprising her again.

>>149646758 (OP)
Women online seem to love Lucifer from what I've seen.

>>149647556
Based. More?

>>149646758 (OP)
they should make the original sins as canon and the ones that got removed got overthrown and replaced

>>149646994
That's be so fucking annoying, the audience was already made to hate Blitzo and then they have him fuck up the hotel after its first success?

>>149647606
Surprise considering he's canonically a manlet

>>149646994
I want to fucking vomit. Fuck Blitzo, massive pile of burning toxic trash of character, and fuck the stupid attention whore of Brandon Rogers

>>149646994
Why though?
Blitzo is violent completely unrepentant murderer who kills humans for money, many of whom end up in hell thus increasing the population, he’s literally everything Charlie hates.

he got cucked didnt he?

>>149648158
I'll cuck Millie.

>>149648158
Considering Viv made Charlie adore Blitzo despite him being antagonistic to her mission by definition, what makes you think ANY of the tells Millie gave points towards cuckoldry and that it isn't just this site's obsession with cucking rearing its ugly head? I mean come on, you think Viv would abort the child or reveal that it isn't Moxxie's when she can cash in on merch of the kid? You tarnish their family and all those wholesome plushie sales vanish.

>>149646758 (OP)
The Seven Deadly Pukes

>>149646758 (OP)
>The Seven Deadly Sins
>barely deadly, barely sins

>>149646758 (OP)
>>149647734
i have this two concepts (kinda of headcanons) in mind that I will probably include later in my Cain fanfic
the first one is that there were more brutal and more monstrous Demons and hellborn in the beginning before Lucifer created the Pride ring and sinners were damned to go to hell, "the First Demons." and my version Cain was able to meet some of them so when he sees these new imps and hellborns he can't take them seriously cause they are all gay and weak
The reason is that after many centuries of Sinners coming to hell, the "Ecosystem" of hell changed, creating the current Imps and Hellborn, and the "First Demons" kinda got extinct

and the second headcanon that the appearances of the Sins (except maybe Lucifer) changed with time to stay with time, and when they changed, Hell also changed and became more modernized, and every one of them discovered a new way to use new technology to their advantage and spread their Sins effectively.

So yeah, those are some concepts that i will put in my Hazbin Hotel Cain story

>>149648500
/thread

>>149646758 (OP)
VivziePop is an immature womenchild who blocks anyone who gives her even the most fair criticism on Xitter, why are you acting like her retarded ass writing has substance to it, she’s nothing more than a rape fetishist who never mentally matured past her teen years. This whole show is nothing more than a Tim Burton fanfiction written by someone who is essentially 14.

I want to grab Lucifer by the tail and fuck him.

looking for more fizz vocaroo requests, I must blow out my new microphone

Reminder that if Vivzie wasn't a fujoshit onceler tumblerina
Asmodeus would be an unrepentant beastial, homosexual, pedophila rapist
Glorifying any of these demon niggers into something they aren't is an abomination

>>149646994
Alpha energy? Blitzo? Please...

I thought alpha behavior was considered 'toxic masculinity' by leftists? Or is there an exception to be made for characters voiced by gay men?

Either way, Viv wanting Blitzo to take charge tells me one thing: she wants the spotlight to be on him and not the female character.

>>149648683
Can you do the entire Van Darkholme interview?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qMBAfHusFY

>>149648683
Cut an unhinged wrestling promo on Blitzo
https://youtu.be/-lXuIh_2hmE?si=IFKPiZdNxQrqv4Ck

>>149648184
millie is the foid

>>149648058
The dynamic COULD be interesting if Viv committed to both of them being DEEPLY flawed. Charlie being very ignorant person of plights of Hellborn who she pretty much ignores in favor of sinners and how she is just incapable of being a good ruler while Blitzo pours all of his furstrations and blames her for every bad thing that happened in his life without taking accountability for any of his faults. Where you have an interesting conflict where Charlie needs to finally acknowledge how awful the world is towards Hellborn while Blitzo needs to grow the fuck up and stop making excuses for himself and actually change.

Maybe you could have him sabotage sinners and how they try to become better at the hotel. You could have Charlie try to get herself not kill him or something because of how awful he is. Maybe you could have her get a glimmer of hope for Hellborn themselves if she meets Moxxie perhaps who is one actually moral Hellborn she meets and that gives her pause and reignites some hope for her people and maybe giving Moxxie some level of self worth as he is recognized as a very strong person to NOT want to murder Blitzo over everything he does (and maybe just because he is a good person despite being born where he is). Maybe Blitzo has to confront some Sinners that ended up in Hotel because of him and either rub it in their face or re-evaluate what he is doing. Maybe have sinners there that got there indirectly because of him. Maybe how they want to get better to see their loved ones in Heaven who Blitzo may have also killed.

ANYTHING! Make those characters feel more alive. Give them conflict in this crossover. Delve into those characters, peel away at their flaws they can bring out in one another and make a genuine conflict out of it because without that you are just smashing two toys together and making kissy noises. You waste everyone's time and please the ones who will be pleased by ANYTHING you do.

>>149648683
I would ask for something HILTLH(H) related, but Injust had the idea of Fizz trying to cook for Ozzy and it just turns into a steamed hams skit

>>149649064
I know what I said.

>>149648058
Even worse if Charlie ever finds out that Blitzo also kills good humans as well. Charlie's deal is finding the good in souls gone bad and if she finds out that Blitzo has no problems killing even naturally good souls she wouldn't merely disagree with him but outright hate him for being so disgusting. I really resent the bad writing in Helluva and Hazbin.

>>149648559
Interesting concepts but i don't think they will work

Lucifer is lord.

>>149648683
TND copypasta, but it’s about Goetias.

>be dating Odette for a few months now
>she's great, sweet, funny, loves terrible puns
>only problem? Her mom is Carmilla Carmine
>Yeah, the Carmilla Carmine. Overlord of Arms. Terrifyingly elegant. Could snap me in half with a flick of her wrist.
>every date pickup is an ordeal
>today is no different
>standing at the massive, gothic gates of their mansion
>trying to look cool, like I don't constantly have a mild heart attack every time I come here
>ding-dong goes the doorbell, sounds like a funeral bell
>gates creak open, revealing not a servant, but Carmilla herself
>standing there, arms crossed, radiating "don't even think about it" energy
>she's in her full Overlord regalia, not even casual clothes
>"Anon," she says, voice like silk over a razor
>"Mrs. Carmine," I stammer, trying to sound confident, probably sounding like a terrified chipmunk
>she leans in, eyes narrowed, "Just remember, Anon. Odette is... precious. Any funny business, any single tear shed that isn't from laughter, and you'll find out just how many ways I can rearrange a demon's anatomical structure."
>my soul temporarily leaves my body
>I just nod frantically, sweat beading on my forehead
>"Understood, Mrs. Carmine! Crystal clear! No funny business!"

>>149649564
>suddenly, another voice
>"Oh, don't mind her, Anon. She's just being… Mom."
>it's Clara, Odette's sister, emerging from behind Carmilla
>she gives me a sympathetic smile, "Just make sure she's back by midnight, alright? And try to keep her out of trouble."
>Clara winks, then adds, "She gets it from Mom, you know."
>I just nod dumbly, thinking, This is my life now. Picking up my girlfriend involves a gauntlet of death threats and implied warnings from literal Overlords.
>begin to seriously regret every life decision that led me to this moment
>then Odette finally appears
>she's wearing a cute outfit, a big smile on her face, completely oblivious to the terror I've just endured
>"Ready to go, Anon?" she asks, linking her arm through mine
>she gives her mom a quick kiss on the cheek, "Bye, Maman! Be back soon!"
>Carmilla actually gives a soft smile to Odette, which is somehow more unsettling than her threats
>Odette pulls me away, and we walk down the long driveway
>she squeezes my arm
>"You okay, honey? You look a little… pale."
>"Yeah," I breathe, still recovering, "Just… your mom."
>she giggles, "Oh, you'll get used to it. She's just protective."
>I look at her, her bright eyes, her genuine smile, the way she makes me laugh even when I'm scared senseless
>yeah
>she's totally worth the trouble
>we walk off into the glowing red sunset of Hell, hand in hand, ready for our date
>I guess I'm officially a glutton for punishment. Or just really, really in love.

Mammon deserves tummy rubs.

>>149648683
Fizz preventing Sallie May from entering the women's restroom

I loved the new Fire Baste
Baste Fire
Potential study group between Anon, Loona & Octavia... just needs her to not hate his existence...
Bee's horrendously murderous rage going back on a dime...
Stupit magic party tricks for dumb dogs...
CAN Warlock Boy quell the millennia-long rage within Bee? Is such a thing even possible?

>>149649692
Kek

>>149649665
And his cock sucked.

>>149646994
>This turns out to be a metaphore about Viv and Brandon's relationship.
Also, hi Mal :)

>>149649997
Who is Mal?

>>149647478
>A head is always jealous whenever you start kissing the other head before it.

>>149650014
my anime list

I am going to fill Bee's lava lamp with my human male cum (she needs more blue)

>>149648235
its just the /dbz/ spics

>>149650679
Your cum is...... BLLUUUEE!?!?!?

>>149650754
It is when it enters the lamp

>>149648683
>C'mon Mistah O

>>149648683
>>149650812
This pls

I bet you can do anything you want in Sloth because everybody is too fucking stoned to care.

>Nymo has seen what Stella has been putting Octavia through
>Also Stolas to some degree
>Parading around with your midget butt buddy in front of your daughter wasn't really #1 Dad material
>This shit can't be good for a girl, human or bird demon
>Sure they haven't been the closest of people since Stella dragged him to hell
>Yeah Octavia did have a fight with her mom when he arrived
>Can't really blame her
>"I had this Cambion son out of wedlock a year before i married your father now you two will be the best of friends!"
>Yeah that doesn't sound hypocritical at all considering everything going on in this family
>Nymo decides to try and cheer up his half sister
>The only way he knows how
>By breaking the biggest rule set up in this shithole and taking her back to Earth for some much needed relaxation
>Apparently Cambions have a knack for magic
>Learning how to create a portal back home was priority after you were told magic is real
>It took some convincing but you managed to get Octavia to come with you back
>You told her the two of you wouldn't be gone for more than a couple hours
>Enough time to cut loose and get back before either parent noticed
>You stepped through the portal around two
>You guys lost track of time real quick
>It's 10 at night now
>Back in Hell Stella is flipping her shit
>Stolas is worried big time
>They can't find the two kids anywhere
>Stolas can feel a lingering magical presence in Octavia's room
>Lets out an oh fuck so loud it startled even Stella
>Tells her they have to go to Earth to bring the two back
>Aw fuck it all now she has to go bring her bastard back to hell
>For the second time this week
>Knows they can't be long they're risking it big time doing this
>Stella can't believe Stolas would even have the balls to suggest going to Earth
>It's for the children he said
>Fuck it
>They disguise themselves and take off
>Hone in on their presence in the mortal plane
>Both of the elder Goetia are dumbfounded
>They've been playing laser tag

>>149647704
I would but I'm dead tired.

>>149651264
Darn. Well I liked it.

>>149651599
I'll be back in the morning. I hope.

>>149651178
Kek, nice.

>>149646994
That is so fucking stupid and makes no sense. Charlie should be uneasy around Blitz and outright hate him once she finds out what he does for a living since he is making her own goals harder than they already are.

This feels like Viv basically letting Brandon hijack the entire Hellaverse with his black hole sue OC.

>>149647556
awesome

Imagine Satan whipping out his huge cock in all of its thick, feathery glory. He even lets you pet it, but warns you it gets excited easily and might bite. After a while of petting his cock, he tells you that he should probably put him back in the coop and give you the ride of your life on his prized horse.

You think if you offered oats to Belphagor she'd be offended?

>>149653265
She'd probably be slightly peeved, but too high out of her mind to do something about it
Besides, she does have a bad case of the munchies, so might as well

>>149648683
Fizz reciting this quote

>>149646758 (OP)
Golly, I'd bang 4 of the 7 weirdos in this image.

>Lucifer is The Serpent
>Satan is The Dragon
>no Devil to be The Tempter

>>149652639
I wanna fuck him in the ass.

>>149646994
It'd be interesting on how she would react to Blitzo's enterprise

>>149654994
I'm fucking retarded at taking screenshots

>>149654236
Does JC exist in this universe?

>>149654236
... Enter?

>>149654994
> When Charlie and Lucifer found out about IMP, it had taken half the hotel to stop Lucifer from killing Blitzo and Stolas on the spot.
> If the angels ever found out, there would be an all-out war.
> The children IMP had killed were quietly brought to the hotel, where Lucifer set up a school for them in hopes of getting them redeemed quickly.
> Through Emily, Charlie hired the services of dozens of angels with experience in grief counseling, all sworn to secrecy.
> Sinners with any kind of teaching experience were suddenly in high demand, with promises that while it might not fully redeem them, helping out would go a long way.
> Charlie and Emily both took shifts teaching the younger kids, and every time they called her Ms. Morningstar, Charlie would tear up.
> Slowly but surely, their memories of being killed would fade. The younger ones had stopped drawing scenes of death and violence and were starting to act like kids again.
> The adult victims were the bigger challenge. Some of them had family members in Hell and refused to leave without their loved ones. Others had fallen in love with sinners they'd met while in Hell. There was even a crowd who refused to leave until the children were safe.
> For Charlie, the worst part of it was how unrepentant Blitzo was. Every other soul she'd met wanted redemption at some level, but he didn't.
> Part of her wanted to throw him into the deepest, darkest hole in Hell.
> Except.. if anyone could be redeemed, that included Blitzo.
> And so, Blitzo and Stolas were given a new mission and placed on the tightest of leashes, having signed their souls over to Lucifer until their deed was complete.
> They were to track down all of their victims and help make things right.

I probably went too far but I imagine that's how it would go.

>>149646994
is this person actually in the Hazbin staff? cause this feels like ragebait

>>149636804
>>149636259
>Actually, if vivzie werent a hack, hell would be run not by overlords, but by cult leaders, warlords, dead generals, false prophets etc
You know, charismatic leaders who had large and fanatical followings while alive
Just imagine these four as overlords, sinners in hell.
They would probably make the Pride Ring better and safer from the exorcists

>>149656418
Everyone except Napoleon would probably have a rough time amassing power in Hell because their following rested on existing power structures. But the bigger problem is that in Hell no one is protecting you from everyone that hated you while living.

Cringe

>>149656547
Which is why I always thought I.M.P. would be overrun with vengeful sinners by now.

Even Viv has to know that this scam of a business isn't meant to last?
Also, why didn't the Sins shut them down? Or did I miss something in the finale.

>>149656547
>But the bigger problem is that in Hell no one is protecting you from everyone that hated you while living.
You'd be protected by everyone that loved you while living. If allied soldiers are going to be banding together and nazi hunting, there'd be tons of dead nazis banding together to protect and serve their fuhrer. I don't buy that these people would immediately be surrounded by enemies, hell would be filled with all sides of each faction ready for round 2 only to find out no one can die.

>>149649433
... of the loser's club.

>>149655699
No direct evidence. We have circumstantial evidence though (St. Peter at Heaven's gate)
>>149656093
Too cryptic for Viv.

>>149656704
What a shame.

>>149650352
>Both heads are constantly pulling you in and out of other's mouths, spilling spit down your chin and moaning in frustration
Holy fuck.

>>149650679
That's Cortez's Jon I thought.

What would the sins think of Nymo once his existence gets out?

is public masturbation seen as an admirable thing by people in lust

>>149658113
Mmmm...maybe.
But I imagine most don't go in for public indecency unless it's like wardrobe malfunctions and voyeurism.

Satana in lingerie...

>>149656376
Why would Charlie try to redeem Blitzo? He's a hellborn.

Stolas might be spared for his importance as a noble but that's only if Lucifer allows it

I wouldn't be surprised Blitzo got vaporized right at the spot during his rants on why he won't care he's killing people

>>149654998
This can work with my idea of Cain being the big boss of D.H.O.R.K.S. and being the only Human capable of hunting demons down since he can't die until the end of time and cause Demons fucked with humans, but most importantly, because he wants to take revenge on both angels and demons for getting cursed.

>"You fucked with the wrong human!"

>>149646994
>PRINCESS of hell
>following an Imp, the lowest species in hell alongside hellhounds
>more specifically, an Imp who kills innocent people
>and apparently exhibits “ALPHA energy”, while also being an omega faggot
No one can convince me that Hellaverse isn’t a story about the dangers of misogynistic gay men and internalized misogyny amongst women

>>149659730
That'd be much too intelligent for Vivzieblart. She's too busy flicking her bean to her yaoi pairings to care.

>>149659220
It's because Charlie's worldview is very much inspired by a real worldview in Catholicism that says no one, no matter how bad they are, is truly beyond redemption. Their logic is that no one but God is fit to judge that.

You can see this in songs like Happy Day in Hell and You Didn't Know. Her worldview would apply to the hellborn just as much as it would to former humans. That's why her tagline is "Any soul can change", because that includes the hellborn.

>>149656391
I don't think it's ragebait at all; there's just a void where self-awareness ought to be. I guarantee if Blitzo looked the part of your typical 80's action hero -- white, straight and muscular -- these critters would be violently shitting themselves. However, the character looks like a huge faggot (and is voiced by one), they're alright with him taking up the 'traditional male' role.

The horseshoe theory is real.

>>149660116
>helluva boss but Blitzo has been replaced with Duke Nukem

>>149647556
>Things progressed according to routine. Empty conversations about work, hobbies and the Middle East etc. Nothing meaningful.
>Though his enthusiasm for pointless trivia was cute. In a doltishly useless way.
>Again, it didn't matter. After the drinks and mains it would be straight to testing his mettle.
>"So, what about you? Got any family?"
>Her fist clenched at the mere mention, snapping a fork in two.
>A sore spot had been hit and the fire in her eyes fanned into a tense inferno.
>"Take a guess."
>The gears in his head turned quickly to produce an answer that wouldn't get him incinerated on the spot. Or his new shirt stained red.
>"I-I meant down here."
>Resentment boiled over before vanishing under a third glass of wine being gulped down by the wrathful ruler.
>She sighed and traced the rim of her glass wistfully. No use making a scene and scaring away the man. Even if it was in character.
>"No. Unless you count my colleagues. Good at what they do but..."
>He raised an eyebrow
>"...terrible for anything else."

>"Oh."
---
>A sense of unease hung over the pair as they continued on with their meal. Crude music and debauchery in dancing serving as their backdrop.
>Wasn't until the second stripper rolled past, nearly catching her date's attention, that she decided to pull him back to reality.
>"And you? What's your story?"
>Now that was a story and a half.

>>149656650
AMEN, BROTHER

>>149660980
Cute. Poor gal's got some hurt under all that anger.

Sex with whatever the fuck this thing is

>>149661627
>He said, "Do you love me?"
> I told him only partly
>I love my bed and my weed, I'm sorry.

Also, she belongs to Collin

>>149661889
Do you think she looked like him before she fell? Maybe the demonification stretched her out.

>>149661627
Gape the goat

>>149658099
I still like the idea of Cambion births being being on the same level of urgency and severity as a Nephilim birth. So I'd imagine they'd go defcon 1 and try to lock him down.

>>149662559
Oh I'm with you there. I just wonder if maybe some of them would be a little less willing to kill him on the spot and more open to letting him live. Bee gives me the impression she's practically paris hilton levels of party girl and usually doesn't give a shit, so I could see her willing to not kill Nymo outright. Maybe even let him be if he proves he's fun enough to be around.

>>149661889
>Collin ends up becoming Bel's primary assistant
>it makes him technically the ruler of Sloth whenever Bel is napping... which is often
>hilarity ensues

>>149662814
>Nymo has to pass 6 tests from each sin to not fucking die only after being Stella's son for under one year so far
>Bee is first
>He's told she'll vote to keep him alive if he can keep up with her
>She throws a fuck off huge party for the test
>He just has to party like Bee
>How hard can that be?
>Arrives at the party
>Sees just what he's gotten himself into
>Jesus Christ Nymo, you're going to die here.

>>149663654
>the test

>>149656587
>why didn't the Sins shut them down?
I can't recall if it was ever mentioned WHAT Blitzo was using the Grimoire to travel to earth for, just the fact that an Imp using a Goetia's book was the crime.
Like I imagine demons murdering humans would be extremely against the law, like sure the Sinner victims probably aren't ratting them out, but any of the innocent ones who go to Heaven telling the angels they were murdered by demons could cause a war.

>>149664098
They have a business with advertising and everything, SOMEONE'S gonna blow the whistle or hear about it through word of mouth. Hell, Verosika knows and has every reason to rat him out.

>>149664125
The crossover between the two shows should be Lucifer finding out and shutting them down because its fucking retarded that they've gotten away with it for so long

Antiquing!

>>149664098
I genuinely don’t think Heaven cares that much about humans on earth considering that Adam has shittalked the living before

>>149664494
Nah if anything, it would give Adam ammunition for the arguement against hell
Imagine if he taunts Charlie and Lucifer about that. The two would think he is lying until he shows a recording of Hell's own citizens causing mayhem to the living (even it isn't a sinner doing it)
The extermination cause would grow stronger

Imagine Bee sitting on your face after finishing a workout but before her shower.

>>149661089
Mmhm. Problems with the upstairs.
Don't mention Lucifer either.
Also I really need to think about speeding this up.

>>149665052
I like her already.

Does Satana imply the existence of Lucyfer or is he still a man in this timeline?

>>149665817
I will avenge the fall of mankind, with my penis.

>>149665941
Dude, one night and she'll be hooked on you for life. She looks like she'd latch onto the first decent guy who shows her a good time.

>>149664633
They can’t use Hellborns as justification for the extermination due to the clause that they won’t kill Hellborns. That’s how Blitzo and co literally don’t have to worry about it.

I WANT SEX

>>149666883
With?

>>149646994
On the other hand this means that Charlie is a submissive slut, i mean i already knew that but is nice to have confirmation.

>>149666903
EVERYONE!

>>149646758 (OP)
I got you senpai. Actually wanted to post this Mammon centric idea again and you gave me a perfect opportunity

>When the Seven Sins first fell millennia ago, they heavily struggled with the sins they embodied as it drove them mad and demanded they satiate their desires. But soon most of the Sins managed to rein these urges by embracing a more postive aspect of their sin and came to love what they embody. The most successful examples being Asmodeus and Beelzebub. Mammon however has never been able to control his sin and put on a mask as if everything is fine. Mammon just satiates it to stay sane, but Greed is insatiable.

>>149667258
>As the millennia go by its harder and harder for him to scartch that sinful itch of satiating what he embodies. This is why he as become more and more of an erratic asshole as the years go by and attemps more schemes to make money that are bigger and more elaborate than before without regard of the consequences. Its one of the main reasons his relationship with the others have become so strained.

>>149667268
>The others are oblivious and just think the behavior is Mammon being Mammon until one day when they are all together for some yearly meeting or whatever and he just casually blurts out everything he's suffering through during a discussion about Sin, unaware he just spilled the beans that he's going mad.

>>149656616
>there'd be tons of dead nazis banding together to protect and serve their fuhrer.
But anon, hitler isn't in hell

>>149667382
“I’m as surprised as you are.”

>>149666624
Blitzo's job is probably the reason why there is unaccounted deaths in the world.
Humans can and will kill each other but the moment a demon starts messing with those numbers is surely going to turn heads

>>149667281
But enough about Bezos and other billionares lets talk about Mammon

>>149667258
>>149667268
>>149667281
Fat boy just needs a friend

>>149668119
Bro just needs to mend the divide between him and his siblings and burry the hatchet with Ozzy. Also stop trying to make every single convo with them a sales pitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn46Pb2E_Ng

>>149667281
I really like how this in character both Ozzy and Bee's reactions are. Even tho Bee shit talks Mammon in the trial its probably because Mammon was just being a cunt, deep down she probably really cares for him and is concerned. Ozzy on otherhand is less sympathetic and unmoved, either because he thinks is a ploy by Mammon for sympathy points or the fact that the two of them have had soured relations for a long ass time (its likely a mix of both).

>>149666313
>after Lyle left her, Lucyfer still occasionally sneaks out, disguised, to get a one night stand
>whenever the sinner/hellborn wakes up next to her, they bolt out the door
>she pretends to still be asleep each time
>she doesn't want a repeat of the awkward confrontation where she tried, and failed, to get a sinner to stick around
>after a night that's unexpectedly more romantic than she planned, she rocks your afterlife
>she wakes up, expecting you to be gone she's surprised to feel you still spooning her
>the brief relief ends when she feels you slip out of bed and out the door
>for a while, she simply cries into her pillow
>of course no sinner wants to stick around with her
>she's the reason they're all in hell
>this is what she deserves, loneliness, forever
>as she cries she doesn't hear you come back in
>to give her breakfast
>breakfast in bed
>she wonders how Charlie will feel about meeting a new dad

>>149668163
Bee making fun of fat people (mainly her bro) is still one of the funnist but most dumb things ever.

If Base of the Fire writer is here:
>The Bee stuff is intriguing, interested in seeing where that goes
>Will Anon get a new Hell Phone, or somehow get an upgrade for his?
>The odd dynamic between Stolas and Anon is great, acknowledges he kinda sucks but can't really bring himself to properly dislike him, what with how genuinely enthusiastic he is about (You)r mere existenceand desire to learn, but at the same time doesn't seem to know what the fuck he's doing, has done some heinous things
>Atrocious taste in men
>Upbringing? Demonic nature? Relationship with his wife? Dumbass? Unsure where to pinpoint what sprouted this fuckery, (You) may be witnessing a demonic mid-life crisis in real time
>Could end up becoming a genuine friend despite the barriers at the moment, but there's a clear desire to bond
>Beelzebub, lord of Gluttony, is a strange foxbee woman that can become giant and monstrous
>Unfortunately she fucking hates humans for reasons unknown, are all Sins this way?

>>149668427
That's Cute

>>149661627
Need art of her on the shitter like her biblical counterpart

Discussing your favorite desserts with Bee...
Like cannolis...

>>149670068
>Bee asks you to go down on her
>you start licking
>...her pussy tastes like cannoli

>>149648683
Make sex noises of him pounding Millie, complete with bike horn. Something something "I'm the only clown allowed in this cartoon, BITCH!" followed by a smack or a honk.

>>149660637
>Loona I'm afraid we're gonna have to open a can of whoop-ass on these pigs.
>Out of the way, bird brains, I don't swing for that team - now, your wife on the other hand...

>>149668427
Aww.

creechur

I'm not the only one who thinks the sins seem kinda weak, right? None of them seem to really do anything, they seem like one lucky shot with an angelic rifle would kill any one of them.

>>149670550
>t. unaware hellborn

>>149670507
Based reference

>>149647556
>>149668427
>Satana
>Lucyfer
>Maamon
>Levy (stays the same)
>King Bee
Can't figure out names for Bel and Ozzie. I also keep picturing King Bee as Freddie Mercury. Apparently Levy means "attached" or "joined" in hebrew, so now the two heads make sense.

>>149670311
>I'm here to chew bubblegum and damn souls
>And I'm all out of bubblegum

>>149668427
you just know that she would drop you like a sack of potatoes as soon as her husband came back

>>149671626
>Out of the hag
>Into the Daughter

>Other thread got archived
Guess I'll have to repost it

Unfortunately, I've been banned from Pastebin and my stuff has been deleted. So far here are the best reasons I have from most likely to least likely

>Reason 1
In the last chapter I wrote Agent One did hallucinogens in a ritual context and the translation of the Triune Baptism of Spirit I used referred to the Archons as eating menstrual blood. Which may have clocked the censorbots.

>Reason 2
It's entirely possible that the non ai mods of Pastebin are pretty leftist. I mentioned Israel and Jordan in a relatively neutral tone and had Agent One flash back to something that every non muslim middle eastern man would say as jokes, 'don't trust muslim, ladies love sports car'. The first being God speaking to Abraham/Moses telling them to go to Canaan but in this case the force tells Agent One to book an economy plus seat, sell his stocks and bring American cash.
The other reasons for this is that if I wanted to go into Abrahamic esotericism it was kind of inevitable some of the action would happen there. And Israel and Jordan are the two most darkly comedic dysfunctional second world countries I've ever worked in.

>Reason 3
Pastebin is run by Archons

I'll try to repost it to Ao3 tonight even though I avoided doing that for a long ass time.


>>149669090
>Stolas Dynamic

Stolas is complicated, Bee is complicated, almost everyone in the fic will be complicated, even Stella. The only person I've introduced whose simply bad is Blitzo.

>Unfortunately she fucking hates humans for reasons unknown, are all Sins this way?
That's based off of Viv saying Bee especially dislikes humans. Most sins aren't as anti human but I refuse to believe that anyone with a high position in hell can be, compassionate, competent, and emotionally stable at the same time.

>>149671789
>Unfortunately, I've been banned from Pastebin and my stuff has been deleted.
Oh son of a bitch.

>>149662814
>>149663654
>Nymo's next test is from Satan
>As straightforward as you would think
>Nymo has to fight the biggest strongest Imp in Wrath
>No magic no funny stuff
>Good old fashioned fisticuffs
>Nymo's worried
>He's never done something like this before
>Yeah his new form gave him higher endurance and strength
>But this Imp is fucking built like a brimstone fridge
>They start
>Nymo getting his ass beat
>Crowd is cheering
>It's only been 5 minutes and Nymo is battered and bloody
>He goes down on the ground
>Satan smirks
>This hybrid is as good as dead
>Another headache gone before it even starts
>Something inside Nymo stirs
>Oh shit I'm feeling it
>It's the ever present indomitable human spirit
>Half human in his case now
>Starts to get up
>These demons want a show might as well give them one
>Do a fucking Hogan come back on this Imp
>Tank his punches to the head
>Throws a hard right and busts the Imp's nose
>Black blood flies and the crowd cheers harder
>Nymo starts winning with a cracked beak and bloody face
>Pick up the Imp and slam him on a rock
>Satan slumps back into his seat
>Headache is coming on hard now
>Fuck

>>149671789
>Pastebin killed you
FUCKERS
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN GOOD FOR
DOGSHIT SITE
Good to see you can post on Ao3, though

>>149671789
I was gonna assume it might be the Solomon stuff, if that happened here, but if it's not then I'm pretty interested in finding out why she hates them here.
And if Viv herself will ever elaborate on these things...

>>149656418
I know Ceaser and Napoleon, but who are the other two?

>>149672062
Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan

>>149672075
Ah, probably should have guessed that lol

>>149656472
Hope she's likeable when she shows up.

>>149672124
>Toast a marshmallow on her head candle
>Kicks you in the shin

>>149671789
I'm just glad you kept your stuff. so we didnt lose everything in the (annoyingly common) pastebin purge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52_V04weeC4

Short's out.

New Helluva Boss short.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52_V04weeC4

>>149672689
>got killed for being racist in greggs

Bee butt (designed for human men).

Bee finding an onion ring in her fries...
How would she FEEL...

Possibly fun thought experiment:
Provided Solomon wasn't a thing, what other reason could Bee hate humans for? And would it BEE at all mendable?

>>149672689
Well that was boring.
When's the next HILTLH(H) chapter?

>>149673161
Tasty treat

>>149672689
Well, at least it was a nice bonding moment for Mox and Blitz.

>HILTLH(H) and Base of the Fire Anon meet up and hang out
What is their dynamic? How well would they get along?

>>149672689
So Blitzo didnt changed at all since 2019?
All this drama and Apology Tour and stuff didnt made him different.
Then what was the point?
Swearing after every 10-15 seconds is boring now even for Vivzie fans

>>149673197
I can't imagine it'd be for any reason other than the standard one: God made humans, demons don't understand why He exalted such pathetic creatures so high and hate us for it. Although this being Bee, she probably forgot why she even hates them in the first place and just hates to hate... which interestingly could mean that she could be convinced to let go of her hatred under the right circumstances.
I do think that characters like this that hate humanity aren't sympathetic unless their hatred is given a sympathetic reason. Viv hasn't given us a satisfyingly sympathetic reason yet, meanwhile the idea of Solomon doing what he did to her gets close. So long as there's potential she could be cleansed of her hate and be redeemed at least in part.

>>149673457
Yes, he's the same one trick pony garbage character since 6 years already, meanwhile she does big money from this garbage ass shows with the tons of ugly ass merch that hot topic sells and Amazon deals, she has to be a nepobaby or something even worst, like a high ranking member of some corporate freemasonry that worships the SEVEN FAGGOTS AND DYKES in charge of her Faggyfornian version of Hell or some shit like that

>>149672718
what ever the fuck that incoherent judeo-sjw schizo babble is supposed to mean

>Bee used to sing in God's choir
>after she fell, she was so bitter that she gave up music entirely
>until she saw humans creating their own music
>despite her bitter hatred for these creatures, the tunes they made were enchanting...
>so she began collecting what she could
>practicing what she could
>in a room somewhere in her mansion, there's a vault full of sheet music, records, CDs and more from across all of human history
>she even began to reinvent herself over time, moving from genre to genre
>she's practiced flutes, violin, piano
>drums, guitar, you name it
>doing her best to keep pace with those pesky humans and show that whatever they did, she could do better
>it took thousands of years, but she gradually changed from merely a false idol to a pop idol
>these humans... these SINNERS may be scum, but by Satan they could jam like no tomorrow.

>>149673888
>he doesn't know
Cute trips.

>>149673865
She gave us Stella and Tavi so I can't hate her 100%

>>149673777
Would the Solomon stuff make it easier or harder to quell her unending rage?
In that case, she was exposed first-hand to mankind's seemingly boundless potential for cruelty, matching or even surpassing demonkind's. That shit's gotta linger and fester.

>>149673397
Warlock Anon thinks Sinner Anon's flaming eyebrows are cool
Sinner Anon feels pangs of regret seeing that he could be in hell AND alive and wishes he had shitposted harder

>>149674255
remind me about the Solomon stuff, I vaguely recall it being talked about from a few threads back but I can't find it through the archive, maybe I'm looking wrong

>>149674255
Probably much harder because she was directly traumatized, as opposed to hating humanity out of jealousy and gradually forgetting why she hates them because she's been hedonistic for so long.
>>149674625
tl;dr
>Solomon gets a magic ring from Michael
>uses it to enslave Ornias and use him to enslave Beelzebub and all the demons under his command
>makes them build a temple to God
>is seduced by foreign pussy and makes an offering to Moloch
So naturally in these threads one headcanon is Solomon enslaved and abused the shit out of Bee.

Post the picture.
Of Solomon and his Bee Slave.
Catbox it if you must.

>>149674676
>got power over demons
>enough to force them to make stuff for God
>gave it up for foreign pussy
disappointing, Solomon must have been a normalfag

>>149672689
It's better than the awful Mr Wiggles short for sure. I'm surprised they of all people made a Trump joke that wasn't horrible.

>>149673893
Kinda funny such a bubbley character is "supposedly" canonically one of the biggest human haters (I'll believe it when I see it). Weird choice for vivz honesty to make Bee that. Lucifer is supppose to be the MASSIVE human hater biblically. His entire motivation for the war in heaven and making mankind sin was because he hated humans and found them very unworthy of God's favor. His pride wouldnt allow his Dad to turn his affection to something that wasnt him or his equals (the fellow angels). But as we know Hazbin Lucifer wanted to do humanity a big favor but greatly regreted it after seeing what humans did with their freedom.

>>149674578
>"If you don't mind me asking, what's being dead like?"
>"I dunno, what's it like being under that gay owl's wing?"
>"...Educational. Questionable taste in partners."
>"You mean dogshit, right?"
>"Mm."
>"...It's mostly the same, but I'm green and have these stupid flaming eyebrows. Coulda been worse, though. At least I'm not a chair. Or a furry."
>"...For what it's worth, I think your eyebrows are pretty cool. Ever do an Aku impression?"
>"No."
>"Aw..."

>>149674749
Solomon is supposed to a moral lesson on hubris, lust, arrogance, and betrayal. That even the smartest person of his time can fall out of God's grace despite being given everything due to sheer sin motivated stupidity.

>>149646758 (OP)
i just hate how this franchise plays them safe.
with the exception of greed none of them actually indulge their sin or try to influence people to give in into the temptations

>>149675784
They're all about "safe indulgence" in their sin, when sins are improper/excess indulgence by definition.

>>149671682
>daughter
anon, its genderbent vivziehell
charlie is a faggot...

Sneaking off to Earth and going to a Limp Bizkit concert with Octavia!

>>149676010
Not when I'm done with them.

>>149648500
This does make me wonder, which of the biblical versions of the Seven Deadly Sins would cause the most problems and wreck the most shit if they got sent to the Vivzieverse. (In this context when I say biblical I mean how they are portrayed in the Bible, and popular works like Dante Inferno which all shaped how the general christian population before the modern age perceived such entities, which were usually as horrific great evils). The most obvious choice is Lucifer given he’s Lucifer, I do wonder if he can be reasoned with or if he would just obliterate his weaker whitegirl fanfiction self and take over. Given how radically different both Lucifer's motivations were for what they did I think he'd hate Hazbin Lucifer for technically being "a better version of him" in the sense of morality. If Hazbin Lucifer traded places with Biblical Lucifer he probably would have never fallen in the first place

>>149676010
He makes a handsome dude though.
>>149676072
The fuck does that mean, are you gonna fagbreak him or force him to troon out?

>>149676105
Fagbreak, where's the fun in trooning?

>>149676120
>wingmanning Charlie into dating some nice sinner gals
Based bro. Man needed more masculine role models growing up, damn shame his dad ran off.

>>149676097
Since its still up in the air if God exists in the Vivzieverse or not, the biblical Lucifer would basically be like a kid in the Candy store that has free reign to do whatever he wants. I honestly dont think Hazbin Heaven can handle something like the real Lucifer, unless they and Hazbin Hell all unite with the singular goal to stop him.

>>149676062
>Limp Bizkit
I don't think she'd be into them Anon, I don't see her being into rap rock, maybe Loona.
Oh and NTA

Do you think Abel is still having nightmares of Cain coming to kill him again?

>>149676097
I'd like to introduce them to some daedric princes, actually. Sanguine alone would scare Bee straight with his depravity.

>>149676155
The Deadric Princes are a delightful fusion of biblical demons and eldritch horrors in terms of designs and motivations. Honestly one of my favorite aspects of Elder Scrolls.

>>149676149
I like how Cain and Able interpretations in modern media (not just hazbin) either has Cain be guilt ridden and repenting and Able being assmad and violent, or its Able still being the goody two shoes and Cain living up to his title as the Father of all Monsters.

>>149676155
>Put Molag Bal in Vivziehell
>He rapes Asmodeus

>>149676097
I yearn for Hazbin Hotel's Lucifer to be the ultimate embodiment of Pride. Not a jester, but an ancient, terrifyingly charismatic being who effortlessly commands the other Sins, forcing their respect through sheer, overwhelming aura. He'd be a chilling fusion of angelic purity and demonic dread, his presence alone warping the air. Imagine him like a scarier, Westernized Griffith from Berserk: impossibly beautiful, delicately cruel, yet radiating an absolute, unsettling power that makes every other sinner, and indeed every other Sin, feel utterly insignificant. His every glance, a subtle reminder of his divine superiority. He wouldn't reign by force, but by an inescapable, self-possessed majesty that demands unwavering subservience.

>>149676449
Yeah, Griffith really is a perfect Luciferian figure and what Milton was going with with his Lucifer portrayal to. I feel like he'd brutally tear down Hazbin Lucifer with words alone. Maybe just a single look alone, seeing the other Lucifer as nothing but a insect.

>>149673161
Bee is responsible for the onion rings you sometimes get in your fries. It's low level gluttony gathering.

>>149676654
Based Bee. Love my onion rings.

Would Bee appreciate you cooking food for her?

>>149676654
>>149676870
>Bee wearing an onion ring Laurel wreath

>>149675282
>”Well, at least we’re not like Franky over there.”
>”Where is she?!?!?!” (Sobs uncontrollably)

>>149676449
I’m just wondering if Archangel Michael will show up and try to avenge Adam, since this might be right up his alley.

>>149676654
TIL Beelzebub is the IRL Scavenger perk

>>149658099
who tf is nymo?

>>149677100
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, The Land of Ten Thousand Yes

>>149677100
Hope that's what happen

>>149676917
She'd probably appreciate the effort.

>>149677170
Man I miss the years before Season 1 when we all though Lucifer was going to be a legitimate antagonist. So many fanfics had such great interpretations of what kinda villian he would be. Now's he's just a loser misunderstood dad guy.

What would Charlie think of Nymo, since they're kinda two sides of the same coin heritage wise. One a Nephilim and the other a Cambion.

>>149658934
>Having them argue over who goes next while thier groping you and tugging at your belt

>>149677982
Probably incredibly interested in him, she doesn't know anything about life on Earth aside from what sinners have told her. Nymo may even be able to take her to Earth.

>>149675282
>"I met Stolas on /x/, he made a sort of recruitment thread for apprenticeship- did you know he genuinely responds to BLACKEDposters?"
>"Are you fucking serious."
>"Probably would've been the best shitposting of your life, it was adorable."

>>149676183
They're pretty excellent. I completely tuned out after ESO, apparently they added a seventeenth prince so I think ignoring it is for the better.
>>149676220
>Molag Bal rapes Asmo's ass and spawns a bunch of turbo demons out of his butthole
Wouldn't even be the weirdest thing that's happened.

>>149678833
Beg pardon, eighteenth prince. That Ithelia chick.

>DRIVING IN MY VAN, AS SOON AS IT'S DAWN
>HEY THAT BUMP, IS SHAPED LIKE ANON
>I.M.P.
>I'LL MAKE YOU DEBRIS
>I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES
>AN HOUR
>LITTLE DID YOU KNOW
>I KNOW WHAT YOU DID
>CAME INSIDE
>THE HOUND I FORBID
>PULVERISE THIS MAN
>WITH MY PIMPED OUT VAN
>MY BUMPER NEEDS A SNACK
>ACK!

>>149678942
>Crashes into an orphanage

>>149678655
>Nymo catches a commercial for a hotel offering "redemption" on the TV
>Decides to go check it out
>The thought of sinners being forgiven for their sins intrigued him
>The thought has crossed his mind before
>God's love is infinite so maybe just maybe something like that can happen to the people down here who truly show remorse for their actions back home on Earth
>Goes in his Goetia form to attract less attention
>Yeah going out as a high society dove man attracts less eyes than going out as a teenage human boy
>God make his lot in life make sense please
>Walks through pride avoiding the debauchees
>Silently prays for them as he arrives to the doors of the hotel
>Knocks on the doors
>Vaggie is the one to answer the door
>She's greeted by a 8 foot tall dove man
>Great a Goetia
>These guys are always a blast to deal with
>Wait why is he a dove
>Every Goetia she's seen and there has never been a dove
>Plenty of owls, ravens and crows
>But never a dove not once
>Something tells her now to tell this guy to fuck off

Chapter 12 of HILTLH(H) is up. Hope the thread likes it.

https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/170028016

>>149679561
I'll read it in the morning, but thanks for posting.

>>149679561
He's cooked again

>>149679561
Based kino, will read tomorrow.

>>149678833
Makes me wish for a serious elder scrolls show thats actually good. But knowing what they did to fallout I dont want to monkeys paw it.

>>149679561
Outta curiosity what are the m/m and f/f tags for? Is it canon pairings in the show or are Anon and Loona going to do bisexual shit or something?

>>149679783
Future proofing. m/m is in reference to Blitzo and Stolas.

>>149679823
Ah, thanks. On that tangent do you plan to make Stolitz an actually tolerable couple that isnt a forced together mess or are they just gonna be background characters so improving the writting around their relationship is irrelevant?

>>149647005
Genderbent name sound stupid, how about satia

>>149679876
Stolitz as a couple isn’t a focus. Blitzo and Stolas as individual characters and how they interact with Anon and Loona will be the more important aspect in this fic.

>>149679561
> Adam, the first of mankind, was dead. There were still remnants of the celebration going on to this day, with sinners posting poorly drawn images of the angel gagging with his tongue out, and being strung up on a noose with such endearing captions of “ACK-dam” and “The ACKS-termination”.

>>149679928
>esl
Nah Satana sounds good.

>>149679783
>>149679823
Clearl m/m is for Millie and moxxie.

>>149679561
>anon dogshit
kill yourself /mlp/tranny

>>149679561
another splendid showing

>>149679561
This is gonna be a slow burn, eh?

>>149680254
You stupid Nigger. Anonymous is a relic from the early age of 4chan like mootcat, he isnt a creation of /mlp/fags. Its just that he was most used by them cause they fucking love self inserting themselves in that stupid cartoon horse world to fuck the horses. I will not let retards slander the bald green man just because they think he's the mascot of the horsefuckers.

>>149679561
>he used my slurs
I'm so proud.
>I'll blow myself up
Kek
So we're getting a book heist?
>>149680398
Not to mention Snootgame which that fic seems partly inspired by.

>>149680254
Please kill yourself newfag

>>149677100
>>149677170
Man there's so many cool interpretations we could get for Michael but since it is Viv I'm just fully expecting Blue Lucifer, and some family drama shit between him and Lucifer.

>>149680618
He'll also be gay and swear a lot.

>>149680618
Bold of you to assume Vivz would even add Michael. He is probably to problematic and toxically masculine for Vivz because he's the embodiment of Christian righteousness, fury, and warfare. He's a perfect parallel to Satan and Wrath, but if that Wrath was tempered and used to fuel righteous actions such as protecting the weak and banishing evil. This is also likely why Vivzie went with the bizzare choice of making Adam the leader of Heaven's fighting force an a fat manchild idiot to boot.

>>149680817
She'll put someone like Raphael or Gabriel in before Michael.

You know what sucks about those flaming eyebrows is that Loona can never sit on Anon's face without setting her ass on fire.

>>149681010
And just like that his coolest feature has become his greatest weakness.

>>149681010
>>149681294
Fireproof pants.

>>149681010
He'll learn to control them, trust.

>>149680042
Top kek

I've reposted We Are At The Base Of The Fire on AO3. I put it off because I feel the AO3 crowd will be less chill about stuff.

https://archiveofourown dot org/works/68602336/chapters/177621986

>>149681477
Thank you, my sweet Demiurge...
Newest chapter was very fun
You would entertain hellhounds with fun magic tricks...

>>149681477
Ah wait not everything's up yet but
>no one who tried to be diplomatic with blacked spammers could be that bad right?
Kek

>>149681477
Looking forward to reading, thanks for reuploading.

>>149681477
My man, AO3 is home to some of the most vile fanfics ive ever seen. Also 99% of hmoaf fics are posted there to. I dont think you have anything to worry about such as backlash for just writting a religion focused fic that delves into gnosticism and other mystic shit.

Literally, unironically and with all seriousness MADE to be worshipped.

>>149682023
... by losers and retards.

>>149648683
"Damn son, Ive seen methed-out coyotes that didn't look as rough as you do! You finally throw that hellhound chick you've been after a bone? Looks like she rag-dolled you like an orca with a seal that was just reintroduced to the wild!"

>>149676097
>>149680817
Now this all makes me wonder how THE Michael would react to the Vivzieverse if he was sent there. Im sure he'd verbally (or even physically if necessary) tear Hazbin Heaven a new one for their incompetence (for many reasons, such as Adam and his exterminators being idiots, being to lax and non-pios, and generally mediocre leadership) and especially not even knowing where the fuck God is or what is required for redemption. When he asks where his counterpart is so he can talk business with him, they give the same idiotic answer of “we don't know”. Michael will probably give a very frustrated sigh and then immediately take ruleship over heaven. If Adam is alive then the dickmaster might try to resist but after Michael beats the shit outta him he’d probably behave, if Adam is dead, then that would just further justify Michael that this Heaven’s angels is too incompetent to lead themselves. Nobody else would object either due to being too terrified and ashamed of themselves to argue against Michael’s rhetoric and challenge his power. Afterwards, if we assume this pre season 1 ending, Michael will probably take Adam’s place as the main diplomat to the embassy and try to gauge the nature of the new Hell he is in before going gung-ho holy war mode. He might actually be very supportive of Charlie, or he could be very skeptical, but given how this universe is much more “juvenile” and naive he’d trust Charlie being genuine in her motivations. If this is after season 1 and he learns of the failed attack that killed Adam which had Lucifer and the Anti-Christ involved, then i’d just say things would probably get very messy.

>>149681859
>>149681658
>>149681595
>>149681477

Alright and the actual last chapter is posted! It's a Agent One centered chapter so don't get excited. I'm shamelessly cribbing from pic related because it's amazing .

>>149682158
YEAH, RELIGIOUS SCHIZOMAXXING and Colin! I hadn't even considered him... Does this mean One's getting his own batch of supernatural compatriots?

So what is the established Nymo lore at this point? I've seen stuff posted about him over the past couple threads.

>>149682047
dont be mean to women

>>149682023
Based.
>>149682047
Cringe.

>>149682158
Envisioning that propellor hat + lollipop meme with Agent One and Collin
Christ

>>149682735
You're missing Emily

>>149682525
Everyone needs a friend but yes. Colin is also really fun to write.

Also if you want to schizomax the triune baptism is a real ritual and there are guides for doing it yourself.

>>149682735
>Envisioning that propellor hat + lollipop meme with Agent One and Collin
>Christ

It starts out that way. It ends with Agent One as guts lite and Colin still wearing the propeller hat.

>>149682888
Struggler-sama...
Protect the Angel Boy...

I forgot Collin was spelled with 2 l's I'm so FUCKING embarrassed...

>>149682772
>>149682888
>Trio of angelically-aligned retards
>Or a duo + Struggler
Imagine
That's not even mentioning Cleetus and Keenie but the mental image of Collin attempting to ride a bike is precious

>>149682981
>Emily teaching Collin to ride a tricycle

>>149682735
Wait Collin is Jesus in this fic?

>>149683010
The Christ was me being in awe at such a thought...
He's not Jesus...

>>149683050
Oh, cause for a moment I thought making Collin Christ wouldve been an elaborate refrence to Christ's form in Book of Revelations.

>>149679561
this shit is why I come to these threads, great job

>>149683353
Im proud of our writefags on /co/. An austic and talented bunch, just like the ones on /trash/. Just far less horny.

Anybody save that verosika mayday green where she becomes human at the end of it

What are some story ideas for little purgatory you think would be interesting to explore?
I think it's an interesting setting and I've been toying with the idea of writing a short story for it, I had the idea of a story centered around people trying to help/protect each other when in need, but I figure it'd be worth asking here too for ideas

>>149683521
Here you go

>>149683392
NTA
It's fun to write, even though I don't write fanfics but I do write greens.
Was going to fix and repost a Strika green I did but I got busy with watching Columbo and Sharpe with friends.
I can only apologies Anons, enjoy your goodnight.

>>149646994
Some of the anons (you)ing are right, but let me let you all know the real facts. It IS based Charlie is just a submissive slut. That being said, Blitz coming around and trying to fix himself at the same time as helping the Hotel is totally on brand for the show. You handwave his cartoony murdering away because it's a cartoon, and commit to the message that he's traumatized BUT actually wants to improve on it.

I agree it's a little hamfisted, but it can work. That's what the anons here agreeing are correct about. Ya, Blitz is somewhat of an annoying character, but that's just because we've got the same "Woe is me," episode from him several times in a row without enough wacky goofy very hetero misogynistic White pride episodes to break them up.

Yes, Helluva Boss, whatever you want to rate it, went down like two to three points because out of nowhere it released non-stop yaoi angst episodes back to back to back. It's okay if the shows course correct and remains FUN and QUIRKY.

>>149648559
I will probably be punished for believing this, but I believe there will be and already are hints of actual interesting theological worldbuilding, but it's all mostly in the background and just glossed over.

>>149648609
To be fair, Helluva/Hazbin haters are very very rabid. I, too, would say she's being a soft little femoid in a Man's world, but I would think that people that love or hate her quirky show for fag demons would just be fucking rabid subhumans while tweeting at her behind the safety of a screen.

>>149679561
>>149682158
Big night for ficanons. Holy shit, these new chapters were great!

>>149675045
Why was he targeted again? Other than plot convenience.

>>149677100
>>149677170
>>149680817
>>149682153
Imagine not adding arguably the second most well known individual in Christanity besides God (in this case im counting Christ, The Father, and the Spirit as one) and Lucifer for whatever asinine reason in your Hell and Heaven centric show. But should I really be suprised when she hasnt even aluded or even name dropped God or Christ in the show to the point where we are even assuming they doesnt exist? Also characters saying stuff like "oh my God" or "God dammit" doesnt count since thats just culturally ingrained lingo in western culture thats vestigial trait from our more religious past.

>>149678655
Sorry but who the fuck is Nymo

>>149646994
You know what, I think Brandon has done more damage than Viv at this point.

>>149682047
Gold.
>>149682023
Mold.

>>149682047
Canon.

>>149680042
This. This is the world building we need.

>>149684660
other people than michael are more known such as judas, mary, joseph, peter, adam, eve, etc.
Or, at least, I think so. I learned a lot more about them than about Michael

>>149676097
the funny thing is hazbin hotel Lucifer is close to how biblical Lucifer see himself.
he delusional and thinks he helping somehow be making sure the monkey race his father created will all fall to doom

>>149679763
How bad was Fallout? I gave it a shot until I saw the tranny and shut it off.

>>149685491
What we need is God to go Old Testament again o just throw 10 Holy Nukes 10 times more powerful than a Tsar Bomba into each of the seven rings,

THAT'S IT, THE END

>>149684876
Character created by some anons, Stella's bastard son with Anon she had one year before she married Stolas. Cambion who is supposed to be righteous instead of sinister.

>>149646994
That sounds like a horrible dynamic that only serves to worsen and degrade their characters and agency.

>>149646758 (OP)
What would the Seven Deadly Sins (if they have them) look like in Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt as in the new series it's mentioned that Scanty and Kneesocks are related to the leaders of Hell?

>>149672689
He looks like Kuzco

>Stella loans Nymo one of Stolas' old suits for his hearing in front of the deadly sins
>Stolas' eyes widen in surprise when he sees him, and then narrow into a glare
>Stella stares back with the biggest shit eating smirk she can muster

>>149686597
>Sweet talks Nymo while adjusting a piece of his clothing
>"My what a handsome young man you become in a suit"
>"Almost as if this one was made just for you"
>She peaks behind Nymo's shoulder to see Stolas glaring
>Conjures up the smuggest smirk she can

Stolas is cute.

>>149687675
He deserves someone who will truly love him and treat him right. Blitzo is a terrible person and the worst thing to happen in his life.

>>149648559
You are writing a Hazbin Hotel fanfic about Cain of all people?

>>149687675
Perhaps

>>149686355
I wanna see them kiss.

>>149687675
>>149687701
>>149687720
>meanwhile in an alternate reality where he isnt a cockgobbling, cum chugging faggot

>>149687934
Same it would be hot if they kissed human men.

>>149646758 (OP)
I want to see Belphegor and overall Sloth because I want to see myself represented.

I know what I am.

Though I bet she'll be be last to get focus, cause...Sloth.

>>149688016
Quite sad and instead
>He left THIS for an annoying red velvet foul mouthed queer

>>149688016
All he had to do was not be a faggot.

Stolas barging into study sessions like he's Dean Pelton...

>>149684660
If she added god to the show the entire premise would fall apart.
>Charlie is trying to redeem people in hell
Biblically not possible, as only Christ can be the redeemer
>There being sinners in hell
Not possible biblically speaking. Also there is a difference between a repenting sinner and a unrepentant sinner. And those unrepentant go into the lake of fire for destruction
>Blitzo and co goes on murdering sprees in the mortal realm
Not possible, and some grimoire from hell isn't going to help them do that
It's described that devils are wandering spirits in perpetual physical and mental anguish
Looking who they can possess/body jump into.
For the devils to be able to murder humans they have to be given authority by God as seen in the book of Job
Also hell is a prison for fallen angels, they'd be bound in chains wailing, not acting like citizens of an cosmopolitan city
>The heaven crusades into hell
Also not biblical, because there is a set date for the destruction of Hell's denizens and that is in Apocalypse

>>149646758 (OP)
I haven't watched lately, why does Leviathan have two heads?

>>149688282
No shit it's not brutally accurate dude, there's nothing wrong with creative interpretation the issue is that her interpretation is boring as shit. Might as well shit on Dante's Inferno.

>>149688338
Well there's no Dante's inferno thread to shit on
*shrugs

>>149688404
You sound like the type to watch Star Wars and point out there's no sound in space you fuckin redditor.
>*shrugs
Scratch that, bluesky user.

>>149688434
I thought I'd might educate the chronic coomers here about the source material

>>149688453
>I'd might
And ESL to boot. Go educate yourself on the english language, queer.

>>149688282
I like that you think that if god showed up that Vivzie would suddenly feel compelled to be make him and the setting biblically accurate. Who even cares about how true to canon this show is.

>>149688483
>. Who even cares about how true to canon this show is.
Fair point, since this shows demographic is made up of children into le mature stuff and coomers I don't think they'd care about canon

>>149688508
>since this shows demographic is made up of children into le mature stuff and coomers
Fork found in kitchen etc

>>149688508
Lifting from canon is a good rule of thumb and something to enhance your story but blind adherence to canon is not a good thing.

>>149688553
Eh, yeah I get that because if we are being honest canon doesn't make for an exciting show
But I would have prefered media that was more grounded to the rules of the canon

>>149687675
>>149687701
Stolas is hot and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Shitty handling of Stella aside the guy could do so much better than Blitzo.

>>149685611
The narrative for why the nuclear war started alone is enough to drop the show, its so bullshit

>>149688834
>>149688847
Oh shit neat

>>149688861
Just having a little fun with something neat online. Gonna try to start in the next chapter today, actually.

Sex with Octavia after taking her to a Evanesence concert!

>>149688963
Only after marriage and for procreation Anon

>>149687715
yes and it takes place weeks after the death of Adam, and Heaven summons Cain, who is an immortal wanderer yes, i know that this is a common misconception, but i took the supernatural route and made him immortal and unkillable, and this is Hellaverse after all and was chilling with his Cherub Hare companion/friend Eloa to come to mourn the death of Adam and meet Abel one more time and then to talk with Sera and the elders about putting him in hell to make sure they don't try and start a war immediatly since they think Cain won't have problem with being with the sinners even if he is technically not a pride ring sinner (didn't die so he can travel to the other rings)

It's only two chapters so far, if you want to read it
>The Sins Of The Firstborn
https://archiveofourown org/works/67189699/

>>149688898
Godspeed, love your story.

female stolas sexo

>>149688963
>>149689078
imagine the soft hoots as you two make love

>Octavia sees you looking at Loono porn
>calls you a faggot
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>149689870
Why were you looking at Loono porn, anon?

>>149690126
.... no particular reason.

>>149690233
Uh-huh...

>>149689363
Is it Supernatural Cain just placed in Hellaverse? Because if so that's fucking cool

>>149647399
>>149650352
>>149657115
>>149678012
>Kiss, love, and give a lot of attention to the dark serpent head
>she gets really flustered because she's never the one who gets any attention
>White head gets incredibly jealous because she's not used to being outshone by the other head
Do they have different names? If not, I suggest Levi (Black) and Thea (White)

>>149689499
She's got some charm
>>149689500
>She finds it embarrassing.
>You find them attractive.
>She gets that strange feeling again.
>Normally she hides it, this times she embraces it.
>This brings out her inner sex pest, like her fathers.
>but instead of being used for unloyal swingery and homosexuality.
>It's used for passionate baby making.
>The night is long and outstanding.
>>149689870
>Octavia finds porn of her friend Loono on your phone
>She ambushed both of you by throwing pineapples at you
>Screams "Fruity loop toucans!" and runs off

Sinners should still be racist towards other sinners. Even though “race” doesn’t apply to them anymore. There should be few going around saying shit like. “You were a Nigger when you were still alive weren’t you”

>>149656418
>No Uncle Adolf

I keep bouncing Agent One's voice from Scout TF2 to Clone High JFK

>>149690522
>She ambushed both of you by throwing pineapples at you
>Screams "Fruity loop toucans!" and runs off
Spending too much time with her mom, clearly

>>149684396
>You handwave his cartoony murdering away because it's a cartoon
The issue is that it's two different cartoons. One where murder and killing is treated as a joke, casually done on the drop of a hat, and one where death is treated as something serious enough that it kickstarts the entire plot.

>>149676449
> Charismatic, handsome, Angelic Demon king of Hell
>he commands and rules over eldritch demons that humans can comprehend
>the Absolute embodiment of Pride that Heaven doesn't even think about attacking or coming to Hell.
damn, Anon I like this version of Lucifer.

>>149646994
... what?

>>149690576
>"Is that uhh, coffee ya drinkin' there?"

>>149655699
Viv is too big a coward to depict jesus

Had an Idea of a hell closer to what people think of an Viv's hell Getting fused to avoid smashing into each other.
Lucifer would find his Hazbin version funny, but be disgusted that he fucked lilith.
Most of the Sins would get along outside of the Satans and the two versions of Asmodeus
Hellhounds look more like huge wolves unless they crossbreed with other species of demons, Imps are less lizard like, Succubi and Incubi are hideos lamprey monsters that disguise themselves with magic

>>149690663
Indeed she is.
Also toucan is a good slur for gay goetians.
Need to figure out more slurs, not for Imps though firetoad is great.

>>149690530
>Get to hell
>Can still easily discern the race of your fellow Sinners
>Hellborn are all mildly confused when you start pointing out the niggers and chinks
>"I don't really get what you're talking about, Anon. All you sinners look the same to me."

Also
>implying race is skin deep

>>149690530
>>149691153
>all the racists are in hell
What did anon mean by this

>>149689363
>Cherub Hare
why hare exactly?
and why does he have a Cherub with him
Also is he going to fuck Charlie or Emily?

>>149691689
>why hare exactly?
i think it was a reference to pic related

>>149681477
I'm on chapter 3. Very much enjoying the Anon chapters, the One chapter I felt got a bit infodumpy.

>>149690321
>Is it Supernatural Cain just placed in Hellaverse? Because if so, that's fucking cool
i don't think I will live up to the writing of that particular Cain, but I will try my best to make it as enjoyable as I can
>>149691689
i like hares/bunnies and also this >>149691944 Because every time I write her, I picture Angel Hare.
because she is his friend and companion who works as the story's cute animal and comic relief, and also kinda like Cain's Jiminy Cricket.
>Also is he going to fuck Charlie or Emily?
It's not that kinda of story Anon. Sorry

>>149690576
>I keep bouncing Agent One's voice from Scout TF2 to Clone High JFK

He has a NYC accent same as Agent Two so he's more scout.

>>149692334
>the One chapter I felt got a bit infodumpy.

Looking back I can see that. The issue was that he's an established character who works for an organization that Viv never expanded on.

>>149692445
Is he gonna fuck the hare?

>>149692510
Could also just be a matter of interest. I got a little bored going through all that history but others might enjoy it more, and the owl exterminator bit got a chuckle out of me. The magic lesson in chapter 3 is technically an infodump too, but I think it's more palatable because it's not just the narrator telling you things, it's two characters interacting. On that note, how much of the magic system you mention in chapter 3 is lifted from religious texts and how much of it is creative interpretation on your part? I'm kind of interested in learning more, so any resources you give me would be nice.

>>149681477
>Agent One chapter

>>149692577
>Could also just be a matter of interest. I got a little bored going through all that history but others might enjoy it more,

Big fan of anti supernatural government agencies so it was pure self-indulgence on my part. The other chapters are less infodumpy but they do rely on you liking Agent One and his dynamic with Agent Two.

>On that note, how much of the magic system you mention in chapter 3 is lifted from religious texts and how much of it is creative interpretation on your part? I'm kind of interested in learning more, so any resources you give me would be nice

The magic system practiced by anon is a mixture of Agrippa, the Picatrix, and a little bit of practical Kabbalah with some alterations. The Picatrix and Agrippa have readily available english translations.

>>149692529
their relationship is wholesome and cute, plus he is called the progenitor of Beasts and monsters so my man had his fun

alright, I wanna do a short Leviathan x Anon green. Gimme a scenario.

>>149646994
This is fantastic ragebait, and if it's not ragebait and ends up being real, then it'll be great motivation with which to kill myself.

>>149692838
Laviathan invites Anon on a park date but she's unable to figure him out

>>149692838
Anon dates the human head, the fish head hates him and is doing shots while the human head gets drunk by proxy in real time.

>>149692838
Anon dates the fish head, the human head hates him and is doing shots while the fish head gets drunk by proxy in real time.

>>149654994
Considering Stolas hired Blitzo to kill the guy warning people about global warming in the pilot, do you think Charlie would go after him or would she ignore the nobles?

>>149692914
>>149692945
>Anon is a very common name among both very humanoid sinners and live humans who end up in hell

≥≥≥149692874
>>149692874
++149692874
Envy THE HERO?
"Our Charlie always knows to entertain when we have guests son in law!?"
"---Wwhhaatt---?"

>>149692981
Each head gets their own Anon.

>>149688316
i think one head represents positive envy, while the other represents negative envy
>>149690455
perhapes
>>149692838
After Blizo and Stolas' trial, he comes to pick her up, and she admits that although Mammon was trying to take them to dinner, she envies Stolas' relationship with an imp and desires something similar.
and to his surprise, she sees Anon walking in front of her and tells him that they are now in a relationship and they should go on a date.
Also, for the Cain anon >>149689363, I think making Cain date Leviathan will be a good idea, since Cain represents the Envy of his brother.

>>149692680

>Agent One bursts into song after beating the tar out of IMP to Anon who is somehow still standing
>"Once I called you brother"
>"Once I thought the chance"
>"To make you laugh"
>"Was all I ever wanted"
I barely fucking know you man.

>>149693010
>Fish head is flirting with Anon
>Human head is flirting with One
>Loona and Two are pissed

>>149692831
Dropped harder than a fatman on Nagasaki.

>>149693051
Two heads means two noses to break.

>>149692771
I do like One and Two. Just finished chapter three by the way, I liked it a lot.
>Agrippa
>Picatrix
Neat.
.... reading those won't put me on an express way to hell will it?

>>149684660
I got not touching other religions (especially Islam, because fuck they go crazy over that) but not having big G in this show is so dam stupid.

>>149692914
>>149692945

>"Fucking bitch." Thea grumbles as she throws back her fourth shot of the night
>"Vile cunt." Levi mutters as she downs her third
>Anon looks worriedly between the sins' two heads
"Um...are you guys ok?"
>"I'm fine!" Both heads insist simultaneously
>"Just stuck with this...preppy bitch." Thea slurred, giving Levi the stink eye
>Levi scoffs
>"Preppy? Everyone is preppy compared to the likes of you." Levi snarks, punctuating her insult by only just managing to hold back a burp
>Both of her arms gesture to a passing waiter for another shot
"I think you should probably call it for the night-"
>"I said I'm fine!" They growl
"You're seven shots deep."
>"Four."
>"Three."
"You're wasted."
>Thea smirks and shakes her head
>"I'm sober as shit, Anon. It's little miss fancypants over here who can't hold a fucking drink."
>"You're as drunk as an imp in a vineyard. Unlike myself, who is the very platonic ideal of sobriety." Levi haughtily turns her head up and away
>Thea glares at her eel counterpart, gritting her teeth and mumbling under her breath
>Anon sighs
>This always happens when you two - three? - go out
>Especially when alcohol is involved
>Better get involved before things get physical
>You gently take both her hands in yours, causing both heads to focus on you
"Leviathan. My Venus. My queen."
>Both heads blush slightly at your nicknames for them
>They stare lovingly rapt into your eyes as you regularly switch between the head your focusing on every few seconds or so
>Can't let them think you're playing favorites
"Let's go home."
>Leviathan sighs and begrudgingly agrees, letting you help her to her feet
>She hugs you from behind to hold herself up and lets a head rest on each of your shoulders
>It's a bit awkward, but you're practiced enough with taking her back home like this
>The two of you slowly shuffle your way home
>Just another night with your two-headed, hellish elite girlfriend

>>149693804
Nice

>>149693804
nice :)

>>149693804
Kek

>>149690800
I take that as a concession that all of this is knowing blasphemy but to actually depict Jesus would make it "too real" but by excluding him its an acceptable baseline level of blasphemy. Fucked up weird morality but whatever.

>>149693688
It makes me wonder why, most lefty types arent afraid to rag on God himself. I mean Vivzie's biggest inspiration Seth has God and Jesus as semi recurring characters and they are usually made as jokes. Either deep down Vivzie actually respects God and Christ (doubtful) and doesnt want them in the show, is to scared of possible backlash, or is likely to lazy and unable to find a way to write them in that fits her dumb narrative. I mean like some other anons have said, God and Jesus defeat the entire point of Charlie's entire character arc because they're the ones that will redeem humanity in the end of all their sins.

>>149659730
I mean, isn’t like that half the humor? Angel Dust basically calls Vaggie a Latino dyke bitch in the pilot

Papaya!

>>149694167
>stick your rock hard dick in her
>ice cold
Would it... make the "swelling" go down?

>>149694190
>freezes your junk into a cocksicle
>Now she can ride you for as long as she pleases

>>149694190
No, other way around
It'd "warm her up"

>>149694167
How similar or different would she be to Stella in terms of personality and behavior?

>Blitzo and to a lesser extent M&M keep trying to rope Anon into gay shit
>genuinely don't get why this annoys him
>Loona isn't into it, but she does find it hilarious

>>149694214
Mix of Stolas and Stella
Stella's commitment and brash with Stolas's sex pestery

>>149693804
That's pretty damn cute.
I imagine they'd both give you a kiss on each cheek.

I find the "worldbuilding", "lore" and specially the religious aspects of these shows to be the least interesting parts of them, and even the hypothetical improvements people post here are insanely boring at best and just as cringy as the actual shows at worst, just on a different side of the spectrum.
The show should have just focused on being funny.

>>149694311
Hey look, keys!

>>149694324
Sorry, your biblical epic vaguely based on Vivzieslop's dogshit soap opera is still just as shit as the soap opera it's vaguely based on.

>>149694311
The worldbuilding of HILTLH(H) has unironically been funnier and more interesting at times.
>sinners posting ACK-jaks of Adam after the extermination
>there's a drug made from the souls of dead sinners that trips you out with their memories
>there actually is a way for sinners to return to earth, but it's reliant on outside help and has notable drawbacks
>Anon joking about asking for a copy of The Old Testament in a bookstore in Hell

>>149694353
Here's your entertainment anon

>>149694256
Clearly the only way to make em get the memo is to either go homophobic mode or racist mode. Idealy whichever one would Loona would find funnier. Maybe Loona can teach Anon a few Imp slurs.

>>149694421
>Maybe Loona can teach Anon a few Imp slurs.
Anon already knows them all.

>>149694421
>Octavia teaches Anon queer-goetian slurs, most notably: Toucan
>Loona teaches Anon Imp slurs most notably: Firetoad

>>149694465
Anon's sinner power is that he automatically knows every slur ever, and he automatically learns new ones as they're created

>>149694268
>Andrea keeps showing up to your home unannounced
>Keeps lording over you, showing why you should be grateful you are her lover
>While her grubby talons keep digging into your pants, giving you the real reason why she is here

I shiggy diggy

>>149694465
>smokeback
>red trash
>soot rat
>hornlicker

>>149694525
fucking IMPERS

>>149694490
It's because the first thing he did upon getting settled into hell was go onto hellchan
>>149694525
>>149694554
>fodder
pic related

>>149694522
>Unlike Stella who will only tower over and treat you like a pet in public.
>Andrea will tower over you whenever you're together privately and publicly.
>Although like Stella she can be too intimate, Stella emotionally, Andrea physically.
>Like Stella, Andrea is committed to you and only wants you.
>When you are away for too long she'll come find you and she'll be blunt and direct on why she came looking for you.
>She'll get grabby, digging through your clothing and rubbing certain parts.
>This should make feel too close for comfort but when you look into her eyes you see her genuine affection, you cant say no.
>You'll have to get used to it and down the road you'll have to show her there should be more to this relationship.
>After all there is a first for everything but for now, you enjoy the ride, hopefully that'll never end and can grow.

>>149694421
>Blitzo has Anon as backup on the latest hit
>the imps don their drag outfits
>"Anon, hurry up and pick a damn dress out already, I don't have all fucking day!"
>"Dude, what the fuck?"
>"What?"
>"What the fuck is this Bugs Bunny shit?"
>"Not my fucking fault we have to infiltrate a satandamned child beauty pageant, you coming or what? Those shitty wine aunts aren't gonna blow themselves up."
>"I'm not wearing this gay shit, dude."
>"Yeah I'm with Anon" Loona chimes in, trying to keep a straight face in spite of the snickers cracking through, "None of that shit's even his color!"
>"Oh come on, not you too."
>"I'm just saying, if you need to borrow something..."
>"No."
>"Bet my red dress would give you a cute Sinsmas ornament vibe."
>"I hate you."
>Anon turns and gets smacked in the face with a kilt and beret
>"Fine, you're our scottish dad with jaundice, now get your prudish little ass through the portal or I'm making you stay late."
>"Fuckin soot rats."
>"Fuck was that?"
>"Nothing."

>>149694884
kek

>>149694787
Imagine if the two of them had to fight over you.

>get Andrea
>monkey paw curls
>you also get Stellen

>>149694995
Either
>Friend who has some respect for you because it keeps Andrea away from him at times and she's no longer flirting with him, plus you and Andrea are in a committed relationship.
or
>Hates your guts because he's views you the same way he views Blitza, an individual who's separating his family.

>>149693995
my take on it is presenting Hell, Lucifer, and Charlie as rehabilitators is borderline the same as making Jesus like Humperdoo from Preacher (the show/comic) anyway but she is too scared to go all the way probably because of actual fear of God or a combination of the things you laid out.

>>149695071
Imagine becoming Stellen's bro.

>>149694884
>"Fine, you're our scottish dad with jaundice”

>>149694256
>>149694421
>>149694884
>Anon: “I don’t care how good the wolf girl pussy is, I am not putting in a dress.”

>>149695209
>Bitch, put on the dress.
>WHYY do you keep callin me BItch?

>>149695118
>While he wants to hate you because you're a human/sinner.
>He has very little reason to.
>You're in a committed his sister Andrea.
>You've become great friends with his son, even helped Octavian/Octavius progress in the Arcane Arts.
>Despite him knowing very little magic, you've introduced him to the power of firearms "It's better than fucking magic!"
>Helped him study & learn about Imp history and culture to have more reasons to hate them.

>Stella introduces Nymo to his aunt Andrea
>She immediately starts fawning over him
>Keeps getting touchy feely with her nephew
>"I need an adult!"
>"Oh darling, I am an adult."

>>149695244
>"Anon E. Mous is down to his last pencil. He has no more pencils in reserve."
>"PENCIL."

>>149695267
>Wine Aunt Andrea vs Wine Aunt Solas

>>149695297
>Does it still count as a catfight if they're both birds?

>>149695256
>Anon and stellen bonding over both of them hating imps and dykes

>>149695309
It's a henfight

>>149695256
>now every time Stellen meets Stolas, he shoots her in the chest with a magnum
>it can't kill her and she regenerates in seconds but it still hurts like hell
>"Call it a Dallas Hello."

>>149694884
>>149695155
Anon then proceeded to speak in the most God awful Fat Bastard/Shrek impression during the entire operation that drives everyone crazy.

>>149695541
>"Mr Helluva Boss tellin' me to wear a dress."
>"Oooh I'm a hot case he says!"
>"Well listen up city Jim, I ate an Imp!"
>"Oh aye, Imp! The other other red meat!"

>>149646758 (OP)
Satan seems to be the de facto king, since Lucifer has been too depressed to give a shit lately (or maybe ever.) Satan does seem to resent him for the fact that he COULD take control if he chose to. The rest seem mostly caught up in their own vices. They obviously recognize Satan’s authority, and I’m guessing they don’t see Lucifer enough to have a strong opinion.

Do Levy's heads fight over food?

>>149688016
>>149688146
I liked it much more when the Stolas/Stella situation seemed like it would be a bit more of a gray area. Them having an actual marriage and stolas loving his family, but being a lusty weirdo, would’ve been so much more interesting. Making stolas forced into the marriage, completely gay, Stella completely cruel, and stolas absolutely in love with Blitzo feels like an attempt to remove any blame from stolas, but it also makes it all so much more boring.
They also made the relationship between stolas and blitzo completely one-sided for almost the entire run of the show thus far, making blitzo more and more of a piece of shit, while none of the other characters ever seem to hold it against him. Then suddenly, he has this dramatic turnaround that just doesn’t feel at all consistent or believable.
There’s just no nuance in any of it. Every aspect of the relationship drama, and that seems to be all the writers care about is relationship drama, could have been so much more interesting.

How does Anon get into hell to save Nymo from all his rapist family members and Shitzo?

>>149695325
>>149695297
Stolas isn't a dyke its just that she's more particular about her men than her women. She likes them human, and lean, and dark haired, and vaguely Mediterranean, and with east coast accents, and sunglasses, and working for federal agencies...

>>149695939
>Andreas goes for Anon
>FemStolas/Solas goes for Agent One
Indeed

https://youtu.be/2ZXs0ervem4
https://youtu.be/8b18K0LPZBI
>Taking Belphegor to a black metal concert

>>149695977
You think when Belphegor nods off her head candle lights the curtains on fire?

>>149695996
Yes

>>149695611
>Well, the years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’
>Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin’

>>149694465
>>149694525
>"I smoked a cigarette and browsed the news. A story about redskin, written by redskin, talked about how redskin needed more et. cetera. The needs of a redskin are endless. a redskin on every television channel. a redskin in every movie. nothing but redskin music for redskin and those who wish to be redskin. that is almost worse than being a redskin. at least a redskin does not want to be a redskin. a redskin does not want to be a redskin so badly he will kill everyone who is not a redskin just so that he might not be reminded that he is a redskin. I was glad to be alone again in my room, where no redskin had ever been. there are few places like this left in the world. when the redskin was freed the world became the redskin's slave."

>>149696139
>"SOOTRATS could be here" he thought "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be SOOTRATS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SOOTRATS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of these reverberated his entire car. making it pulsate even as his $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of firetoads after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>149686395
New series?

>Blitzo takes Loona to another job
>this time the target is a genuinely heroic, handsome guy, who just happens to be a killer vigilante ala Punisher, but is very selective
>client is a homosexual tranny who was this close to rape a kid before Hero blew its head off
>Loona, trying again to bait Hero, becomes infatuated infatuated with him. They promptly fuck (Loona remains human, she's not stupid)
>Blitzo goes on the offensive to protect Loona's virginity, Hero beats the shit out of him so badly he calls the job off.
>And Loona's knocked up, too.

>>149696618
Actually based. Blitzo needs to be kwab'ed

Honestly I would watch Vivzie verse if it was just The 7 sins + Ba'al and Bahomet in the mix

>>149696600
>Blitzo's not happy that Loona got pregged by their target
>as in, he actually disowns her and kicks her out
>Hero finds out about Loona's true nature and her state
>proving that love overcomes everything, he sends himself to Hell (still alive, obviously) to find Loona
>he finds her at a strip club in Lust. After killing the owner and hunting down the rest of IMP to kill them (sorry Millie, motherhood for me but not for thee), Hero takes Loona back to Earth with him, and have their happily ever after
>Hero's interdimensional shenanigans end with Heaven's actual hosts invading Hell though.

>>149696704
>>Hero finds out about Loona's true nature and her state
>But It turns out handsome guy incarnated as a huge buff Werewolf in vivziehell
>They go back to earth in their human forms
>Loona shapeshifts and Guy just transforms back to human in the surface world

>>149696792
Eff that, pure human HMOFA for the win.

Hypothetical question, but what would happen if someone dropped a nuke (assume 50 kilotons) on a non-Pride Ring (sinners can survive anything, hellborn can't)? How would Hell react?

>>149697001
Depends on which ring is getting the nuke

Are Hazbin/Helluva threads just for anon/Loona fics and greentexts about christianity triumphing over hell?

>>149697010
Assume Lust.

>>149697076
>Asmodeus dicking down his imp robot bf something
>Suddenly white light
>Finds the building gone and the imp (forgot his name idk) crusty as shit
>Can't remove his flaming dick or else his fuckbuddy will crumble to dust

>>149697026
Kinda just bounces back and forth, but usually you get
>Anon/Loona fics.
>Anon/Octavia fics
>Anon/Some Other Vivziepop Waifu fics.
>Millie cucking Moxxie with Anon greentexts.
>Moxxie cucking Millie with Anon greentexts.
>Rule 63/Genderbend fanart and greentexts that I’m somewhat sure I accidentally ended up popularizing on these threads.
>Saint Michael BTFO’ing his brother Looserfer, which is an extension of Christianity triumphing over Hell.
>People getting annoyed at the show’s premise devolving into “The Stolas Show” and woobifying him and his actions.
If you really had a death wish, you could probably make a drinking game out of the circles these threads will go in.

>>149697100
We need some of these
>Earth finding out about Hell/Heaven dichotomy and getting pissed about it
>Loona adopting IMP's targets' kid/s
>Satan and Sera being an item before Lucifer was kicked out of Heaven
>Satan seeing the last Extermination as an attack on Hell itself and retaliating against Heaven

>>149697148
>>Loona adopting IMP's targets' kid/s
What's stopping her from becoming Blitzo 2.0 in order to feel better about herself? She's a piece of shit in the show and no amount of backstory fixes that.

>>149697026
No sometimes it is about shitting on how unfaithful it is to the eource material
Oh yeah and how badly everything is written

>>149697156
Seeing that Blitzo's a little shit and being aware that a 6-8 (young enough she can't be big sister) human kid needs proper gentleness, especially one whose parents were killed, possibly gruesomely. She's a bitch because Hell's a shithole, but she can change when faced with genuine innocence. Not being a sub pansexual psycopath helps.

>>149697162
>>149697100 already said how people post about HB ignoring the pilot premise to become The Stolas Show, though.

>>149697026
No sometimes it is about shitting on how unfaithful it is to the eource material
Oh yeah and how badly everything is written
Pic rel

>>149649665
OI! Each rubba da tum tum costs ya one soul!

>>149697197
Wanka!

>>149697196
I like this clownier version of Charlie.

>>149697239
DID SOMEONE SAY CLOWN FUCKING?!

>>149696632
>>149696923
>Turns out the contract on the "vigilante bigot" was a trap.
>As they corner their target, before they can put a bullet in him up.
>Loona and Blitzo are knocked out. They both wake up tied up some time later.
>Loona is tied up to a chair but Blitzo is tied to a pole.
>They don't know where they are exactly but they recognize the scenery before them. They're in the wraith ring.
>That's when they see two figures near a car. One they recognize. It's their target they were just called on.
>The other man they don't recognize but he looks like he's right at home in the wrath ring.
>"Evening Mister Blitzo, sorry for this inconvenience for you and your daughter but unfortunately, you've been a rather unsavory fellow and it's-"
>Loona starts screaming "LET US FUCKING GO YOU FUCKING-" Their former target then grabs Loona's snout shut and puts a finger over his lips
>The man clears his throat "I guess I'll make this quick for the sake of your poor daughter. See most of us sinners here in hell, were simply paying the debts for our sins."
>The man pulls out a whip "And you see Mister Blitzo, it's time you've made payments to your debts"
>The man starts slashing Blitzo with the whip. Blitzo just shouts obscenities at him while Loona tries to shout.
>As the man keeps slashing Blitzo with the whip. The swearing & yelling is slowly replaced with cries of pain as the whip cuts through Blitzo's clothing and starts to leave cuts on Blitzo's skin
>Loono is squirming desperately trying free herself, tears starting to blur her version.
>Then one slash of the whip leaves a gash on Blitzo's right eye, his wailing burns into Loona's ears.
>During the whole ordeal both men remain emotionless, not smiling nor frowning.
>Finally after what felt like hours the man stops whipping Blitzo who is now limp but clearly breathing.
>The man walks over to Loona who is now shaking worried that she's next.
>The man takes his hat off and put it over his heart.

>>149697414
for as much as i'd like to see blitzo dead, he did give loona a home and family. i wouldn't want loona to be mentally destroyed like that.

>>149697414
Kill her. She did the same thing to many people

>>149697414
>"I'm sorry you had to see this kid."
>"KID?! KID?! THIS FUCKER LOOKS NO OLDER THAN ME" Loona thought.
>"Were not happy you had to see this but take this as an important lesson".
>"Continue with your current endeavors or reflect before the crossroads and change your path."
>Their former target lets go of Loona's snout and cuts the ropes that tied her up.
>The moment she's freed she runs over to Blitzo clutching him tightly.
>Loona can't speak all she can do is cry.
>She looks up and sees the two bastards who did this entering a car then driving off.
>Leaving Loona alone with her father.
>Loona cuts the ropes tying him up and picks him up, carrying Blitzo over her shoulder and starts to walk hoping they find someone who can help.
>It's been hours but it's felt like days at this point.
>Loona is limping from the walking. She cant quit now.
>With all the hope in her drying up she hears someone calling for her "Loona!"
>It's Anon with Moxxie, Millie and Stolas.
>Loona slowly lays Blitzo on the ground.
>Anon runs over to Loona catching her in an embrace. Loona just collapses into Anon.
>Stolas dashes over to Blitzo holding him and crying uncontrollably.
>Anon ask Loona what happened?!
>Loona was unsure of what to say but she knew only one thing was on her mind.
>Revenge.

>>149695939
>dark haired, Mediterranean
Fuck off Ayrab.

>>149697721
Hey if hazbin verse women should have any types It should be for hot buff hellhound men

>>149646758 (OP)
You are asking too much from Vivzie and have too faith for her.
I highly recommend you to fan-fic the fuck out of them.
Only disappointment you will get from that fat bitch.

>>149697777
>digits
God confirms

>>149696139
I am morbidly curious if one can read this anon's novella somewhere

>>149697971
I know he posted the rest of it on the thread but I can't find the archive and I haven't found any pictures of it either

>>149689363
>Before blood hit the dirt and God started playing favorites
I now have a new fic to keep an eye out for in these threads

Was it ever established in the threads who the owner of little purgatory was? Like anything about his character?

>>149698021
It was either Cain, Judas, or Anon (separate entity from all the other anon fics). It was just a bunch of ideas we liked
For now, I just call him the bartender and such. Wrote that Mayberry green

>>149698021
personally I like the idea of Judas being the owner, but he's more like a secret benefactor-style owner, he makes sure it's supplied with everything it needs and that unsavoury sorts keep their hands off it, only a select handful know his identity, and fewer know his connection to the bar
the bartender could be whoever, could be someone from the wedding at Cana, where Jesus turned water into wine, or, call me crazy, could even be Noah, first thing he did off the boat was make a vineyard and got shitfaced

>>149697085
>Asmodeus is miserable
>sinner opinion is divided: some are scared, others are overjoyed, others go full patriot mode and attack hellborn...
>the other Sins are scared shitless of the possibility of another nuke being dropped on their rings, sans Mamnon, who makes money via shelter tickets (FAKE), and Satan, who doesn't see anything wrong with some mass destruction
>Lucifer freaks the fuck out at the fact Earth knows about Hell and doesn't seem to be happy about it

>>149678942
Joke's on you, i thought of a parody where Blitzo sings about running Autumn from Zoophobia over.

>>149698115
Nuke Wrath next.

>>149698147
You think Satan would really care if millions of imps were Hiroshimed? As for Yogirt, if he can survive being next to Satan, he can survive anything.

>>149698173
>Nuke hits Wrath
>Satan just shrugs
>"Pfft. That's the best weapon humans have to offer?"
>Acts like nothing is wrong even as the air gets spicy and his bones start creaking

>>149698147
>Satan enjoys the fact that humans can potentially put up a legitimate fight against Hell
>Begins invading it
>Heaven freaks out, Lute forcibly takes command of the Exterminators and rushes out of Heaven
>Armageddon has begun
>Some rando imp kills a bunny
>Enter the Doomslayer

>>149698188
>Satan notices the damage
>"Uh, not bad"
>scratches his scaly ass while he regenerates like Hulk

>>149698115
>sans Mamnon, who makes money via shelter tickets (FAKE)
how does Mammon react when Greed gets nuked and all his stuff gets turned to ash? we all know that he wouldn't give a shit about all the people who made/owed him money or worked for him, but I imagine seeing all his material possessions become worthless radioactive soot would get a reaction out of even him

>>149698234
He packs his stuff and carries his fat ass to Envy.

hi there fellow Hellaversers. I heard you guys talk about slurs for dayymons.

Mayhaps you could come up with some based on their animal form.

Why their animal form? no reason haha.

>>149647399
Look at this shit.
This is why I can not take this shit seriously or even try to watch this show.

WTF am I even looking at? IT literally took me a minute to realize there is a second head!

Is literally everything in this show literally unable to read? Like did anyone who draw this understand how colors work or contrasts?

>b-b-b-b- I like the 2 heads
Not the point. The super white on this blue blends so hard it looks like some extra effect on her hair!

And the radioactive green looked like another effect on her hair!

PS: And all the character looks like crap thrown together into the same starving anorexic body!