I like Bob's Burgers

Sex with Louise

>>149676121 (OP)
I don't, I thought his burgers were overdone and dry.

>>149676196
I bought the burger cookbook. I'll make some and tell if they are

>>149676121 (OP)
Haven’t watched it since the pandemic

>>149676121 (OP)
I stopped liking it shortly after the initial 2 part wharf episode. Its absolute PEAK!

>>149676239
The episodes made during the pandemic aren't great but there's been some good episodes over these past few seasons. Try pick it up again
>>149676250
That's like 10 years ago

>>149676275
>10 years ago
Damn, the show has sucked for that long? Feels like a fever dream.

>>149676286
I would say it slurped instead of sucked

>>149676310
Id like Linda to slurp and suck me if you know what I mean.

>>149676331
Tina would probably have more spit and slobber

>>149676338
Kill yourself, im out.

>>149676129
Sex on the beach bistro burgers by bob.

>>149676121 (OP)
So what?

It used to feel like a worthy successor to Dr. Katz and Home Movies.

>>149676338
>mlik fhis?

>>149676121 (OP)
>>149676365
Early Bobs Burgers was pure gold and if they stopped after 3 seasons it would be remembered as an underrated classic like Home Movies.

>>149676129
she used to be such a firecracker...

Bob's Burgers is just too Gen X coded for its own good and accepts meh as good.

>>149676521
The millenials who grew up watching Bob's Burgers are now closer to Bob and Linda's age than the kids now but paradoxically can't relate to them because the writers are still thinking about their parents who lead hard lives that made 40 feel 60.

>>149676627
I'm gen z and used to relate to the kids more when I was in high school but now I'm kinda relating to bob and linda due to me being the only one working in my house

>>149676710
Tina can pull her weight as long the plot is not on her.

>>149676129
>molesting Louise
Ftfy

>>149676521
>the pathological need for your characters to be underdogs so you sabotage them at everyturn

>>149676795
The logan/louise ship is kind of poopy

>>149676730
so most episodes not focused on her

>>149676989
I honestly can't imagine Louise with any other boy. Girls? Sure, Louise practically has chemistry with every other little girl she comes across but boys?

>>149677020
Yeah Tina is the kid they pull when they need a kid to be well-behaved and gets singled as actually doing work in the restuarant.

>>149676889
I actually like the past couple episodes but saying Tina wet the bed till she was 10 isn't a joke but a genuine concern. Pretty sure at the point you're kinda obligated to send them to therapy

>>149677090
misbehaved Tina is a treat tho

Sex with Tina and Louise as Bob behind Linda's back

>>149676121 (OP)
So?
What do you want, a medal?

Just The Trip is the worst episode ever.
Teddy really creeps me out in that one.

>>149677966
Worms of endearment has to be the worst

Are you all saying you wouldn't sex Louise and Tina?

>>149678162
I'm saying I wouldn't JUST sex Louise and Tina, fuck I got a whole list of names that I want to sex up that only just starts with Linda and her daughters.

>>149677940
An Emmy would be nice ...
>>149678056
Emmy nominated.

>>149678250
Please tell me Gayle isn't one of them

>>149676121 (OP)
I TOLERATE Bob's Burgers. I've yet to see a reason to LIKE it
>>149676129
Louise is shit now

>>149678307
And why wouldn't she be? Put your petty morals away and consider the facts.
>GAYLE FUCKS
yeah even being a crazy bitch Gayle still pull in guys and not just bottom of the barrel scuma but greek dermatologists so she ain't ugly.
>Gayle is a slut
See point one but not only is Gayle ready to jump on dick but also cheat with her sister's husband so she's a freak who know how to get you hard.
>Gayle is fit as fuck
Like Linda and Tina Gayle is actually beast mode and no way has the flabby doughy body like the dialogue want you to believe.

>>149676129
Louise requests, go

>>149678307
The answer is all of them

>>149678563
Louise in her Peter Pan's Labyrinth but short.

>>149678658
You know what I call this? A good start.

>>149678563
Louise in glasses

That new episode where tina and louise started lactating was really weird.

>>149678563
pic related with louise as jotaro and tina as dio. Louise is posing and dressed like jotaro and tina is just normal.
louise is saying
>I can't punch your boob unless I get closers
and tina is saying
>Oh ho really? well then...don't.. don't do that.

>>149676121 (OP)
Will Bob get beheaded this season?

>>149676795
https://vocaroo.com/1h3U3Ken2mga

>>149678563
Louise doing small penis humiliation or laughing about how small my dick is

>>149678658
I want Harley so fucking bad. That image of her sucking Bob's cock makes me diamonds

>>149678926
https://vocaroo.com/17rPdbz0dlZN

>>149678963
I know exactly which drawing you're talking about and just want to say congrats to you for having good taste.

>>149679001
>>149679873
Imagine touching her hair...

>>149678563
Chloe and Louise catfight, with them on tip each other pulling at each other's hair

>>149676129
Louise with sex.

>>149678250
>>149678658
>me going through the girls, wagstaff students, boys, teens, and female categories of the bob's burger wiki looking for my next fap.

>>149676121 (OP)
I know nothing about this show other than the episode with the fox asshole paintings and one time during Halloween they gave out the bunny girl's ears as a cut-out and bart hair in my neighborhood that only happened once so I don't think a fox show guy even lived there.

>>149680925
like those foam things you wear like a bonnet?

>>149681190
kinda? I think it had foam support for the forehead but had string so you could wear it if I remember it correctly or maybe it was just pieces of paper you could cut out with the shows logo in the corner? my minds fuzzy this was like early 2010s

>>149678658
>>S Tier
>Louise, Kaylee
>>AAA Tier
>Mabel Julie, Dillon
>>A Tier
>Chloe, Tina, Jocelyn


rest are trash

>>149681238
Some people see kids trick or treating, this man show an advertising opportunity and that's some Don Draper shit.
>hello little boy and who are you supposed to be?
>Supaman!
>WRONG! you're Louise Belcher from Bob's Burger airing sundays on Fox at 8:00 PM central and that what you're gonna tell each house from now on you fucking got it?

>>149681388
>Chloe being that low
Buddy c'mon, she's a 4th grade 10. Does she get points knocked off for being effortlessly cool?

>>149681388
The rest aren't trash you just need a better imagination and a deeper sense of appreciation, like you're looking Julie but Julie is friends with Rupa so why wouldn't include her too? And they're both best friends with Courtney Wheeler, who maybe voiced from the warden from Superjail, but has cute blonde pigtails and looked great in her orange onepiece.

>>149682219
Really linking up the girls is like the best thing about Bob's Burger girls, they're like fast food combos.
>you can get the mean girl deal with Tammy and Jocelyn.
>Chloe comes with the added sides of Harley and Abby.
>but if you order both with the Belcher babe combo(Tina+Louise) you can get the wagstaff pack with Chelsea and Susmita, no additonal charges.
>plus a complimentary Jodi.

>>149681190

>>149678658
needs some Normal sized Jenny, asian girl in red dress, blonde girl in purple dress with pockets, Amanda from King's head island, and Anita Vasquez.

>>149682769
using this poster could've made the movie a summer blockbuster.

>>149682769
Cnuuy

This baby that was born in the resturant is now old enough to go to preschool while Louise and Gene haven't aged one year.

>>149683202
Now what's the lesson here?
>if you want outlaw biker new parents with a toddler, just make outlaw biker new parents with a toddler.

>>149678658
I don't remember Julie, which episode(s) she's from?

Also Jocelyn is the prettiest girl.

>>149683276
Julie does a lot of background cameos but her most recognizable role was being Courtney Wheeler's friend..

>>149683276
>Jocelyn is the prettiest girl.
With a fat ass

>>149683244
Loving the perspective here

>>149683276
>>149683405
Julie is also in the same Thundergirl troop as Tina, Jodi, and Harley.

>>149676627
>grew up watching bob's burgers
Huh? It came out in 2010.

>>149676121 (OP)
My issue with it is that it’s the kind of show that could have 100% gotten away with having the characters age with the show.

>>149684002
They probably don't want to send Tina way from Wagstaff but yeah.

But in a healthy ecosystem it would've ended and be replaced.

>>149676121 (OP)
I like it too. The parents are the funniest followed surprisingly by Tina.

>>149676121 (OP)
Bob's burgers always gave me early simpson vibes.like, seasons 1-2.

>>149678056
Yeah, Worms of Enrearment was pretty lame, but at least Linda didn't get her way by imposing her will on everybody.
I hate those types of episodes.
(Of course I love it when it all backfires on her!)

>>149679923
If she is adopted her adoptive parents are doing a good job because she's a good girl

>>149678658
Jocelyn has a juicy fucking ass like holy shit why aren't you twerking every episode. Chelsea and Dillon are cute and would hate being lewded because it's girly to be lewded. Sex with all of them especially Harley and Jocelyn don't want tammy though

>>149676121 (OP)
I like how Teddy basically looks like the uncle

>>149684885
He kind of is

>>149678563
Louise having her bare feet tickled by Logan.
She hates how she loves it.

>>149684981
nah

>>149685190
How about Louise showing swim / beach wear and Logan being nervous?

Tina has a nice rack. I think they're bigger than Linda's sometimes

i have the same relationship that bob has with his dad except it's my mom

>>149684847
>>149685275
I don't think the show intended to give Tina such heavy naturals but I do think Jocelyn was intended to be a junior pawg champ.

>>149685514
Like giving Jocelyn these child bearing hips? 100 % intentionally.

>>149685573
But giving Tina such an ample bosom? Not so certain they realize they did that.

>>149685597
But maybe they do understand because you have characters explicitly mention Linda and Gloria has big boobs and how you can even infer they're mother and daughter from that fact alone.

I want to fuck Linda's brains out

>>149685597
>>149685613
My favorite implications about Tina is this though.
>we see Tina turn 13 in season 1
>meaning the first few episodes before that shows a 12 year old Tina
>in a later season we hear Louise retell how Tina thought her boobs going up a bra size was a superpower, which must've happened before Tina turned 13
Meaning Tina went from getting boobs to getting big boobs in a early and short amount of time.

>>149685514
Tina mogs Jocelyn and we all know it!

>>149685692
The show isn't exactly serious about its time frame

Isn't pretty much every Halloween ep about how it's Tina's last time trick or treating?

>>149685757
That's true but it's also a fact that 12 year old Tina looks just like 13 year old Tina, who could sometimes have a nice rack.

>>149685741
Gonna need to see Jocelyn in a swimsuit to be sure.

>>149685741
Tina is annoying and probably greasy. But I think she's still the second prettiest named girl in her age group.

>>149685794
Especially when she cleans up a bit.

>>149685597
>>149685514
I've always got the impression that she has ultra droopy fried eggs. Does she even officially wear a bra?

>it's official that her mum has disappointing droopy lopsided boobs with brown nipples.

I miss the early seasons when they allowed a bit of edge to the comedy.

>>149685873
>Does she even officially wear a bra?
Yes, she mentioned putting on bra at least once.

>>149685873
>I've always got the impression that she has ultra droopy fried eggs
I think that might've been the aim but there's this little thing call volume that tells how much space Tina's boobs take up at any given time.

>>149685916
Frankly I don't see the need to turn the belchers into garbage pail kids. We most certainly can say Tina is a pretty girl with a nice rack and still make jokes about her being an awkward autismo.

>>149685916
Lots of droopy tits get "scooped" up by either enhancing or poorly fitting bras

Could also be that animators don't know how to draw boobs going off to the side in profile shots

>>149685873
>>149685879
If she's not wearing a bra here then that's actually way more impressive.

>>149685943
If they don't know how to draw droopy fried egg tits and instead draw a nice rack then I'm gonna go ahead and interpret it as Tina having a nice rack.

>>149685947
See>>149685943
No bra and they're still hanging nicely.
>actually way more impressive.
Same goes for Tammy now that I see that's au naturale.

>>149684847
>Jocelyn has a juicy fucking ass like holy shit why aren't you twerking every episode
it's a ridiculous double standard too because Jimmy junior twerks least twice a season and his ass isn't nearly as fucking juicy as Jocelyn's is.

>>149685947
>>149686012
Brunette Tammy > Blonde Tammy
but
Bratty Tammy >> Bad girl Tammy

>>149678563
Louise in a kuchi kopi shirt, shorts and Zettai Ryouiki in her Mary Janes

Maybe with Logan approving?

>>149686193
>M. Frond is usually an egocentric incompetent who doesn't even like children
>except for here where we need to save him from a problem of our own making

>>149686204
I miss when Tammy talked like a Diablo Cody script.

>>149685873
>it's official that her mum has disappointing droopy lopsided boobs with brown nipples.
not at all though, we just have confirmation that Linda has brown nipples because I have eyes and can see Linda's boob aren't lopsided myself.
>b-b-but maybe her bra is evening them out?
well we've seen her in different bikinis top and her boobs are even. we even seen her topless covering up using only her hands and she's doesn't have to hold her hands at different places on her chest.

>>149686610
I was wondering why Bob's Burgers seem to have a higher than average fanarts of them as mermaods but then I remember Mermaid queen Linda.

>>149687040
And it's genetic so Tina, Gene, and Louise are destined to own and wear a mermaid costume.

>>149686012
>Tammy canonically doesn't wear a bra.
Fucking whoa that just clicked with me.

>>149687198
None

>>149685573
>>149687198
>>149686012
>>149687340
Well now I think she's kinda cute...

>>149677066
The only one I can imagine her with is Regular sized Rudy. He seems to be the only kid outside of her family that she genuinely cares about. Louise gets him out of his comfort zone and Rudy keeps Louise grounded.

>>149687396
To me that sounds like a pretty one-sided relationship that seems to be more about Rudy than Louise, like he gets fun and excitement while she gets what exactly?
Does Rudy even actually ground Louise?

>>149676121 (OP)
it is a good comfort show but I do wish they still had the home movies vibe from later seasons.

>>149687430
Usually. Louise has a habit of going off the rails with her ambitions while Rudy is so simple and chill he can often bring her back to earth, help her see the big picture and keep her from going too far.

>>149687793
>while Rudy is so simple and chill he can often bring her back to earth, help her see the big picture and keep her from going too far.
When he has ever actually done that though?

>>149686273
>I took a booze cruuze through your living room~

>>149684847
Jocelyn is definitely in my top 5 which is:
>Gene
>Marshmallow
>Jocelyn
>Gayle
>Louise

>>149676121 (OP)
Me too. Well I used too. I’ll forever hate how they went the family friendly route over the adult swim route. Seasons 1-3 are fantastic. Did ratings and popularity really spike up as a result of them doing that?

>>149688586
They certainly got praised for it, I don't know how a puff piece from the A.V. club helps on ratings.

>>149676196
His burgers insist upon themselves

>>149676989
>>149677066
I can see Louise with Logan but I feel like she'd be bi because Bob is also bi, so I could see her dating girls too.

>>149688864
They're not even good puns!

>>149688891
I feel she would be bi because she vibes so well with other little girls.
I can't remember a girl that doesn't have some kind of chemistry with Louise.

I used to.
Every episode is Lousie doing shit no one wants to do but they do it cause she's the youngest. Getting people in situations, and then never fucking apologizing for it.
After the 20th episode of this, it stops being funny and just aggravating.
Also newest episode is retarded.
>family in perpetual time freeze of status quo
>somehow side character child who was born during the series is 3/4 years old and starting pre-K
Okay. Totally not hacky.

>>149687821
In House Of A 1000 Bounces", Ruby gets mad at Louise for roping him and his friends in her Bounce house heist as a birthday gift to him instead of letting him do his puppet show, which he wanted to do for his birthday but she keeps ignoring his protests and his feelings until the end where held a improv puppety show to cheer him up.

I want the bob skin in fortnite but it doesn't show up. I don't even play it but I just want bob

>>149689509
But in that he failed at grounding her though because she still do the crazy thing and got in trouble.

Damn Jocelyn.

>>149689466
I wish we could've seen lil' Sidecar to see if the animators actually put the work in or just reused his existing design.

>>149685514
>>149686012
>>149690113
we don't talk enough about Jocelyn's midriff even though it's like always right there.

>>149690113
Jocelyn is like totally getting an older boyfriend and gets addicted to drugs.

>>149690540
imagine smoking up Jocelyn and getting her giggly stoned...

>>149678563
How about Louise streaking? Maybe at school or the restaurant? Either or.

>>149678658
Chelsea most likely to do hand and mouth stiff under the school bleachers.

I don't like Teddy that much even though I want to. He has a lot of good moments that are funny but the way he is to Mort takes away from that. Also that episode where he was doing a job at Jimmy's and was trying to make Bob jealous just made me really dislike him. I wish Bob or someone would just tell him off or yell at him or something

>>149690540
Chloe Barbash should give Jocelyn tips on how to blow (older) ternage boys.

>>149690531
>Jocelyn's sweaty midriff

Comfy Louise =3

>>149690815
Did ya know that Louise is the only Belcher who hasn't had a wardrobe malfunction or stripped down in public?

>>149691991
And really considering how easily it should be for her dress to be flipped up means Louise should be constantly flashing her panties.

>>149689509
>>149689759
The thing about regular sized Rudy that escapes most people is that he's not really regular, both in the sense that he's actually smaller than Louise and that he's not a regular everyday boy, in fact I think I would call Rudy quite fruity. He's not gay but he doesn't quite like what Boys like, except for Chloe, and instead goes for the gentler things. I can't see him as someone who can stand up to Louise because he isn't, we can see that in a lot of episodes where he just gets swept along .

>>149692264
It's easy to see why people would assume Louise would rather kiss girls than boys here when every boys is a mix of a sissy and a doofus.

>>149692264
If I could redo the musuem episode it would be getting rid of Rudy from Bob and Louise's subplot and replacing him with Zeke as Gene's musuem partner, that way we can explore what I think would be a more natural and beneficial friendship than Rudy and Louise.

>>149692522
Honestly I would even further than that and have three separate field trips instead of the singular one which would facilitate that we age Rudy up from 4th grade(turning 9 and feeling fine) to 6th(turning 11 and it feels like heaven) but this is no big loss in my eyes. Bob and Louise's sentimentality get uninterrupted while Gene gets a musical partner with Rudy where they can do a field trip jam.
>oh so Zeke pairs up with Tina then.
Nope, we're stacking her with Linda here to do a comedic mother/daughter bonding where Linda is dismayed to learn Tina isn't popular and spends the rest of the trip trying to gas Tina up to her classmate.

>>149690113
Ok yeah she's the hottest girl in the 8th grade.

>>149687368
Tammy is cute and she could've been a lot cuter were it not for the fart jokes.

>>149693571
It's not even really about the fart jokes but the fact the fart jokes just became a lazy crutch to doing something different.

>>149678563
Louise swelling up into a big juicy blueberry on the verge of popping

>>149694273
>>149694305
Trying to triangulate the actual height, weight , and measurements of these characters using context clues maybe autistic but fun.
>Hugo is our benchmark as he canonically stated his height as 5'5.
>Jocelyn is the tallest girl in the 8th grade but still under 5'5.
>Tina is the second tallest after Jocelyn.
>Gene is shorter than Tina but taller than Tammy.
>Tammy is just a couple of inches taller than Louise.
>Louise seems to be shorter than Kaylee, Harley, Abby but equal to Jessica and Chloe.

>>149691775
>untied bathrobe
>>149691991
>>149692031
she's basically asking for it.

Surpise deep canon cut about how Tina has blue eyes that she got from Linda.

>>149695931
artist?

Jookbox butts are goated

>>149676129
>Sex with Louise
Teddie is RIGHT there

>>149676465
Would.

>>149676198
Were they any good?

>>149684981
I'll do it

>>149696720
Honeyshot

>>149697137
The GOAT of the GOAT was that piece with Gene pressing ham for the cops.

>>149697137
>>149698509
I just love how fun and personable his Bob's burgers is.

>>149698552
JB's Tammy and Jocelyn is what really opened my eyes up to how cute and sexy the side characters are.

>>149676989
How come? I love it myself, something about an edgy stereotypical skater teenager meeting his match with a sociopathic and cunning younger girl is so peak. They're good rivals but would be a really great duo in invoking havoc together. Logan being bossed around by Louise would b very cute too, I would imagine his friends making fun of him for it at first until they realize how devious and intimidating Louise is

>>149676129

>>149698602
I thought Louise was like at leat 11 because of this fanart.

>>149676121 (OP)
I watched each episode whilst eating dinner over the course of a year. It was particularly boring & uneventful.

Louise is a little mischief maker / rule breaker.
Tina has anxiety about everything. Sexualizes boys butts
Gene is pretty selfish & plays dumb noises on his keyboard.
Teddy is majorly clingy, gets passionate & emotional about the loyal bond he's established as 'Bobs friend'.
Bob is the voice of reason, usually taking things seriously.
Linda is as crazy as her sister Gayle, often convinces Bob that whatever has planned 'It'll be fun'.

Some of the singing they do is nice. Mister Fischoeder is hands down my favorite character, breaking conventional norms. Once they introduced his brother, his scenes were less fun though.

Health inspector has a million reasons to shut the place down but never does.

All in all, I would not recommend the show.
>>149676129
>>149676129
>>149676129

>>149698591
>Logan being bossed around by Louise would b very cute too
They both had this great moment together last couple episodes ago that's now like my favorite bit between them where Louise basically ran circles around him to get him to tell her where his friends live.

>>149698683
I didn't even know there was a new Louigan episode. So glad kino is back on the menu. Will watch it soon and post my thoughts

>>149698650
Everytime I see Louise and her little green playdress I think about all the upskirt pantyshots and pulling down to cover her butt she has to do.

>>149698683
It was pretty gud, reminded me of classic BB. I did really like that bit with Louise and Logan, I wish the writer's weren't such pussies and focused more on their dynamic. So much potential, I hope their show becomes more sterile so they have no other option but to use up their Louise and Logan ideas

>>149698899
I don't really know where Logan "lives" but I wish it's roughly in the same neighborhood as Logan the neighborhood bully really dwould add something.

>>149697282
Tiddy the handy-man.

>>149698683
>>149698899
>I did really like that bit with Louise and Logan,
yeah that was some classic back-when-they-first-met type shit and it help remind me that Louise would the bratty powerbottom while Logan is a subby brat tamer.

is anyone else turned on by Logan specifically? I never thought a teen bad boy would make me weak in the knees but here we are...

>>149699818
I just know that Kurt Braunohler got a big dick, don't know how but I just do.

>>149700209
>not Chloe Barbash
Brah c'mon.

>>149700549
The objective reality is that Linda has aged into a whole younger generation and now grew up in a time where wearing a thong became very normalized.

>>149700762
Just everything you knew up about Linda but now just an elder millennial.

>>149691235
I can't believe this is the meme I made up that propagated with someone else, lol.

>>149700993
It's fun to spread because it sounds like a rumor Louise would try to spread and this beef they have is one of the best things the movie gave us.

>>149701243
There's also a delightful thrill in that we know fundamentally Louise is interested in guys so picturing her starting and spreading this rumor is also like an unconscious admission of envy that Chloe can easily get older boy's interests.

Wouldn't it be something if Logan was jealous of this?

>>149701970
>M-MORTY *URP* WHAT T-T-THE FUCK! THAT'S A FUCKING 9 YEAR OLD!!
>RICK OH GOD YOU GOT TO HELP ME, I JUST CAME IN FOR A QUICK BITE AND NOW THIS DOCK WORKER WHO KEEPS CALLING HIMSELF UNCLE TEDDY SAYS HOW I BETTER TREAT HER RIGHT!

>>149699334
I thought the same, this is the best Louigan dynamic that I wish to see more of again. We don't talk about the melon episode, I pretend it doesn't exist
>>149699818
I feel like a lot of women into Louigan enjoy it because Logan *is* pretty hot for a Bob's Burgers character. Blonde skater guys have been a heartthrob for many girls/women, it makes sense. Come to think of it, most of the women I've met have preferred Louigan to Rudise and I'm sure it's easy to figure out why

>>149702447
There's also something attractively punchable, or slappable in Louise's case, about Logan that I think makes a good outlet for sexual aggression.
Like you can wrestle him to the ground.

>>149676121 (OP)
>this is zoomer Simpsons
I feel bad for you lil guys sometimes

>>149702447
>>149702833
The melon episode had the great line though when he decided to make Louise his entire.
>I was wondering what to do with all this aggression that my therapist tells is completely normal to have.
like ok Logan...ya fucking freak lol.
And that headlock was totally mid and should've not have been making Louise cry but it was nice of Gene giving himself up to take the licks even though again that headlock was fucking mid.

>>149702932
I'm ready for season 28, hbu?

>>149702977
I think it would be neat if Tina and Gene did stand up to Logan with Louise more often tho.

>>149703104
>I can do this all day

>>149702039
>MISTER GRABBY PAWS'D BETTER BE GOOD TO HER!
> IF HE DOESN'T TREAT HER RIGHT, I'LL FIX HIS PLUMBING, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

>>149676121 (OP)
Will Bobs Burgers finally do what King of the Hill had the courage to do and make the time jump?

>>149703410

>>149704829
No, instead they talk about how they wish they could de-age Tina.
But >>149689466 is fine.

>>149705068
>What's currently going on in her head
vs
>>149703104
>What's actually happening

>>149705723
Both goes hard truthfully.
>watch out! She's got that 'tism strength!!

>>149702977
>>149703104
an ending where Tina lets herself be roughed up just so she could get close and take the ears back then weaponizing the narrative of Logan roughing a 13 year old girl up after stealing a 9 year old girl's hat really represents how Louise, and to a lesser extent Tina, manipulations ultimately wins over Logan being a taller boy.

>>149705930
>She's got that 'tism strength!!
if she completely snapped, how fucked is everyone on their block?

>>149706842
mass butt grabbings

>>149706842
>>149707728
>if you start running when you see her then it's already too late.

>>149707728
>cum to school tomorrow

>>149708143

>>149703104
Oh, I thought she got an anime nosebleed there for a second.

>>149708471
Tina tush that I just want to push up against.

>>149708657
Ironically Louise is the bigger weeb.

>>149708657
>>149708744

>>149708657
She had to slam face first into a wall to keep her pants from becoming Niagara Falls after she caught Jimmy Jr's shorts drop out of nowhere

>>149709621
>caught u mirin Tina

>>149706373
And this would've set on the golden path as a less combative and apologetic Cynthia would've make her more sympathetic to Linda that would've lead to a mom friendship and ensuring The Bushes and The Belchers remain in each others orbit

>>149709621
How crazy would it be if Tina doesn't know how to masturbate? The walls are thin and had to share a room with Louise till just recently.

>>149706842
I wish I was cool when I was their ages

>>149707793
>Tina becomes a jock so she could check out all the butts in the gym

>>149676121 (OP)
BBW stands for Bobs Burgers women

>>149711197
The brown ones are hotter

>>149711197
Gretchen would by my top pick followed by Miss LaBonz.

>>149711197
This maybe a controversial pick because she's such a huge bitch.
>>149711613
I hear that.

>>149711613

You think any of the kids friends like Linda a lot. You’ve got a pretty high likelihood of seeing her naked at her house

>>149711725
Sadly I think a lot of the kid's friends would be just too stupid to plan that or too polite to be interested the fucking losers.
Darryl maybe the only one who fits the criteria but he's kind of a pussy to orchestrate it.

>>149702833
Logan is a hot teen boy with that stupid good rizz.
Pay attention to the girl in the yellow jacket and red pants wearing a teal beanie with a white puffball.

>>149711879
now looking at the lower right at the girl talking to Logan and his friends. Notice the girl he's talking up?
>Red pants
>tealish beanie with a puffball
>no yellow jacket because it's fall and not winter
Coincidence? Maybe, but I think honestly that Logan's bullying is a type of flirting.

>>149684981
>>149697818
here you go

>>149676121 (OP)
Its alright. The early aeaaons were better when it still had soen edge to it and most of the stories revolved around bob. Now its mostly about the kids and both gene and tina are annoying as hell. Louise is okay. Also linda is cute.

>>149711879
There should be an episode where Logan crashes at their place and the girls of the house (and Gene) start to really like him much to Bob’s and Louise’s horror

>>149712058
Yeah it became more a family show versus going more adult, but it as a long runner at least hasn't felt like it rotted like the Simpsons.

>>149683202
Sex

>>149712095
>the girls of the house (and Gene) start to really like him
Gene is already so pre-warmed on Logan that I'm thinking he already has a crush on him and would be eager to "bro out".

>>149678692
never too short

>>149678790
might hurt her eyes

>>149678963
>>149686223
Two for 1
https://files.catbox.moe/xhtcw0.png

>>149713710
Yay Louise with glasses :3

>>149713703
the ideal Louise booty.

>>149684213
>Bob's burgers always gave me early simpson vibes.like, seasons 1-2

IMO it's like The Simpsons if Bart stayed the central character. It feels like most of the show is centred on the kids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxQV2Go4MIo

Anyone else see the newer episode with the GILF?

>>149676121 (OP)
>I like dumb american cartoon because I am dumb american
Very consistent.

>>149714296
New Jersey is just a natural cougar habitat.

>>149714355
They're on the prowl.

>>149713703
Hmmmm
>Logan as Captain hook
>Millie as Tinkerbell with a dress as short as Louise's
>Chloe as Wendy Darling but slutty because her nightgown is so sheer it's see-through
>Harley as Tiger Lily
>And Gene as Mr. Smee but slutty because he's stole Linda's dolphin shorts for it

>>149712095
>>149713438
some Louigan alternatives.
>Tigan
Logan/Tina
>Logene
Gene/Logan
>Chlouise
Chloe/Louise
>Chloean
Chloe/Logan
>Chlouigan
Chloe/Logan/Louise
>Millouise
Louise/Millie
>Landy
Logan/Rudy's cousin Mandy
>Harlouise
Harley/Louise

>>149714950
>Ludy
Logan/Rudy, lewd.

>>149676121 (OP)
I never did.

>>149715637
But there are good parts of it so you're missing out.

>>149714950
>>149715098
>Louisca
Jessica/Louise
>Louisee
Kaylee/Louise
>Legend
Louise/Megan

>>149711975
OR here.
Thank you very much for taking this request.
Love the little details like Louise trying to hold in her laughter, but having tears in her eyes, and Logan knowing full well he only has to tickle her feet a little harder for her to burst into laughter.

>>149677499
Or at least figure out what's the problem.

>>149717014
Don't want to be too confrontational or else you're gonna give your kids a complex.

>>149717098
They might have physical issues, like, for instance, small bladders or don't produce enough of a hormone (vasopressin) that reduces urine production during sleep.
You have tablets or sprays for that.

>>149711706
Think we’ll ever get to see Isabella and her giant rack ever again?

>>149676121 (OP)
Bob's burgers is a show about nothing that is impossible to discuss because any mention of it will bring all sorts of pedophiles

>>149717873
Yeah. I don't like the louise logan talk shit.

>>149710947
could be good for her in the long run

I just saw that episode where Bob goes to his dad's restaurant on Christmas.

>>149719519
I've always wanted to try that burger he never got to serve

>>149720163
try what? I thought you were married

>>149720163
Sonic basically had it as the big dill.
>which is a better burger pun

Do you think they ever... you know... each other?...

>>149719263
There's an athlete in Tina just waiting to bust out, like she may have face planted right into this table but that's a damn good cartwheel form imo.

>>149713710
hnnnnnnng!

>>149720536
And honestly? That table needs to be pushed back because it's taking up half the court.

>>149720523
Well they're not wrestling to get any better at it...

>>149720523
Nah I don't. I think they're just best friends because I had a best friend like zeke

>>149697363
I was too hungover to appreciate the taste but it was unlike anything I had before. Might make more/another set of the burgers i made

>>149676144
>its fine when anime does it

>>149676121 (OP)
I never watched the show. Is it any good?

>>149711621
Wanna clap her fat ass

>>149721573
Gretchen is such an obvious dickdrainer that the voice actually gets me harder.

call me crazy but this >>149721789 is hotter than >>149721573.

>>149721519
"Any good" is a good word for it

>>149711621
>>149721789

>>149723792
I want her to break into my home and rape me.

>>149721519
early seasons have more of an edgy, enjoyable humor. current seasons are good background television, for better or for worse

>>149720523
hands and mouth stuff, at most

>>149721573
I thought this was real but found out it was an edit by the clip posted below and now im sad

>>149725013
The Great North at least tries to bring back that edgy humor of the early Bob's Burgers seasons.

>>149724244
Linda and Gretchen have a drunk ladies night raping some poor fuck

I want to think Linda is hot but I can't stop thinking of it being a man voicing her