Thread 149769289

Post girls who have slept with hundreds of men, possibly more.

>>149769289 (OP)
Okay so I started out trying to make fun of OP's mom with this but it kind of came out a lot more attractive than I intended. Your mom is hot OP.

Luanne is actually too stupid to be a whore. She married the first retard who was nice to her.

>>149769358
you subconsciously inserted traits you found attractive onto OP's mom

>>149769289 (OP)
This Loation SEX HAVER
Is having COPIUS SEX
And is a fucking PUSSYHOG
So basically you are fucking stupid

>>149769413
OP's mom's rockin' tits are so widely known they've become part of the subconscious zeitgeist of the human species

>>149769368
The Virgin 2.0 episode.
Luanne is such a dumb bimbo that she let every boy who ever made a pass at her fuck her, and now has a bodycount she can’t even list. I was surprised the show did that to such a cute sweetie like her, suddenly revealing in convo she is the town’s bike

>>149769443
d-damn!!!!!
OP, can i go next on your mom???

Is Luanne ever showing up in the new series? Or maybe her daughter?

Ok so this is my first post on 4Chan in years and I CAN'T FIGURE OUT THE CAPCHA AM I A FUCKING ROBOT? IT'S O7 THIS IS IT LADS

>>149769289 (OP)
Canonically? Maybe Xavier's mother. It's at least a dozen and implied to be way more.
>This happy place holds magic meaning, for 'twas my mother's nickname. Truckers, Delivery guys, men coming in and out of the house all day called her "the grand canyon", but I never knew why. It's just a great wide gash, spread open for the enjoyment of all to come inside as he pleases and pleasures. Often there's a donkey in there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRLN24v5zAY

>>149769481
>I was surprised the show did that to such a cute sweetie like her, suddenly revealing in convo she is the town’s bike
It was pretty easy to assume

>>149769289 (OP)

>Post girls who have slept with hundreds of men, possibly more.

If you know you know.

Stop making the same thread over and over again.

>>149769289 (OP)
How do you sleep with 100 people without actually being in the porn/escorting industry? I mean it's infinitely easier for a girl to get double teamed than a guy to score an MFF, but you'd have to do at bare minimum a threesome with different people every week to reach triple digits in a year, plus lots of guys think it's gay and are scared to do it. I don't think there are even that many men in fraternities at a normal size university and that's assuming that you can freely sleep around with every frat house (I'm assuming some of them might be protective of "their" whores.)
Of course you can also do gangbangs to score more penises per session, but again how do you find the supply?

>>149769531
Welcome back, don't forget you're here forever.

>Is Luanne ever showing up in the new series?
Nope. VA is dead and so is Lucky's so they won't be coming back. No mention of them so far but iirc writers said they have a scenario for what happened with the characters. There's another season coming.
>Or maybe her daughter?
Possible, but I doubt it. The timeskip has only been 8 years so if Luanne and Lucky are off elsewhere she's likely with them due to her age.

I will say that a whole bunch of the discourse does in fact feel like it's coming from a place of trauma.
And I would recommend not despising a woman for sluttiness alone.

>>149770049
>52 weeks in a year
>get a hookup once a week
>do this for two years
Done.

>>149769438
...did you even watch Jellystone? Jabberjaw was all talk.

>>149769289 (OP)
Yes yes yes, we know, Luanne was a whore in the old show and Connie is one in the new one. The question is, which one whored out more before giving up their slutty ways?

>>149770205
Oh look at mister "doesn't hate mommy" over here!

>>149770049

>The OnlyFans world record for the number of sexual partners in a 12-hour period is held by Bonnie Blue, who reportedly had sex with 1,057 men
And I know you made the caveat of porn industry but all it requires is an internet connection on your cellphone for you to be on tinder, onlyfans, craigslist and be a gigaslut.

Francine Smith has planted a rose bush for every man she's every slept with.

>>149770244
Isn’t that also the case with Mabel and Connie?

>>149770205
But why wouldn't be people be massive whores when there are no STDs and birth control has been perfected?

>>149770464
I wish this episode never existed, truly a horrific, blackpilling concept to behold

>>149769289 (OP)
She has a pretty big slut phase.

>>149770310
Fuckin' gold.

>>149769413
I like what I like.

>>149769289 (OP)
Hard to do

>>149769289 (OP)
Luanne's bodycount is canonically in the single digits. Connie, on the other hand, is a whore.

>>149769481
The episode you mentioned literally states she's had sex with 4 guys and she thinks that's a lot.

>>149770150
Wait... That's what the numbers mean? All these years.

>>149777045
>"Everyone has had more sex than me"
>Hmmm, what could the numbers mean, mason?
Anon, I have bad news...

>>149777055
I just thought the rabbits were numbered and not in order.

>>149777066
You're an idiot. But not only are you an idiot, you're also a moron because you saw something you were wrong about and instead of silently correcting yourself you decided to make a post that broadcasts what a moron you are. You know you don't have to open your trap any time your autistic little retard ass makes a mistake. You can just quietly realize your error and nobody would be the wiser.

>>149769289 (OP)
>women fuck everyone but OP
Sad