Death Battle
This fight seems close to me. Unless Leo gets his Ninja Dragon powers
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:36:11 AM
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Kekoldry!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:37:08 AM
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Homosexuality!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:37:30 AM
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>>149813295
Robin gets to fuck Raven and Leo gets to fuck Karai
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:38:42 AM
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>>149809675
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:39:10 AM
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>>149809616 (OP)
The chances of this happening have risen significantly because of the Phineas and Ferb revival that got people talking about the show again.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:39:40 AM
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>>149809690
>>149809669
Dooku demolishes Maul.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:40:44 AM
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>>149809744
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8/11/2025, 6:43:35 AM
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>>149809725
How?
>>149809616 (OP)
Hot Takes Trend thingy
>>149809681
>Fanfic limits in Hulk vs Doomsday
>Wild downplay in Hulk vs Broly
Who on their team has an axe to grind with Hulk? What did he do? Will they fuck him over again against SHARTzilla?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:44:01 AM
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8/11/2025, 6:44:17 AM
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>>149809681
fun fact: this is still true
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:45:04 AM
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>>149809681
This is still correct
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:45:34 AM
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>>149809722
Goku vs Superman 2 was based on the hope of Goku winning.
Goku vs Superman 3 was based on "They're doing this again? Really? We all know Goku is gonna lose!"
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:45:45 AM
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>>149809690
>Duelist superior to Kenobi and on-par with Anakin
>Maul's style isn't a hard counter to Dooku like Kenobi's was to Grievous
>Dooku is better than Maul with the Force
>Dooku has decades more experience with fighting
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:46:07 AM
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8/11/2025, 6:46:08 AM
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>>149809722
>Berserk
>Niche
>>149809722
Dimensional scaling is not simple and the fact you think that make me lose my mind. It's not fucking bigger numbers and things going 5D is interesting schizo babble
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:47:19 AM
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>>149809681
This was such laughable scaling. It’s crazy they can get something so wrong even Dragonball fans disagree with a verdict that favors themselves
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:47:43 AM
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>>149809723
>Someone actually reads and understands the Singular Point novelization
>They combine Outerversal Ultima with Outerversal wank GiH
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:47:57 AM
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HOW!?
Imagine if Bruce Banner is the one to deliver the killing blow
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:49:46 AM
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>>149809801
>>149809722
>Metal Sonic vs Cell
>Not thematic
>"Arrogant nigh-unstoppable killing machines created as most prized invention of a mad scientist hellbent on killing a main protagonist with golden super forms out of spite, having all of powers of said protagonist pus all of the powers of like half of the cast for good measure."
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:50:03 AM
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>>149809788
>>149809774
Imagine if Sperm Cell Godzilla killed Hulk.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:50:09 AM
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>>149809616 (OP)
Show me Superman destroying a universe.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:50:28 AM
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>>149809782
Imagine if Godzilla killed the Hulk through a soul swap
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:50:38 AM
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>>149810196
>>149809774
>YFW a metal sonic happens and Bruce is 1-0 and Hulk is still in the oxygen club
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:50:51 AM
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Doom Slayer vs V1 is a way better matchup than ChiefSlayer
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:51:51 AM
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>>149809873
>>149809758
>Dimensional scaling is not simple
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:52:11 AM
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>>149809780
>Cel
>golden form out of spite
CELL DORADO?!?!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:53:18 AM
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>>149809844
>>149809791
Snoy is still retarded for shutting down a Batman Beyond movie but at the same time it being directly inspired by Spider Verse might be a bullet dodged
>>149809791
I love dick, personally
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:53:51 AM
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8/11/2025, 6:54:50 AM
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8/11/2025, 6:55:56 AM
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>>149809272
He said the World of Cardboard speech and then got punched out in some skyscrapers.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:56:00 AM
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>>149809945
Going by powerscaling tierlist, in Godzilla new manga, Godzilla Galaxy Odyssey, Godzilla is traveling the Universe and killing multiple alien kaijus. If by going by process of elimination, doesn't that make him Galaxy Tier, the strongest being in the whole galaxy?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:56:00 AM
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>>149809810
I'm starting to think the Spider-Verse simping is an industry plant so studios can justify having all their animated movie be 10 frames per second without any consistent model between the scenes and be called geniuses for it.
Why didn't Kratos defend Greece against the Ottoman Turks?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:59:20 AM
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>>149809861
He was busy TEACHING Asura
>>149809797
Now try and imagine 5d.
I barely can and that's only because I have a math degree.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:00:23 AM
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>>149809910
>>149809873
>3D is a shadow of 4D
>4D is a shadow of 5D
It's really that easy
>>149809873
>math
>in a physics topic
my sides
>>149809873
>"Now try and imagine 5d."
>Imagines 4D
>Imagines it having one more axis of movement
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:02:36 AM
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>>149809879
NTA but in higher maths they do dive into a little bit of physics. But a Physic Degree is probably better for Physics lol
>>149809657
Aside from the super-sized Draupnir spears with no explanations, it’s hilarious how small Asura is in destructor form here compared to the planet-dwarfing size he was in his game. The episode really had to bend over backwards for Kratos to make the fight not look completely ridiculous. Kratos should be smaller than a speck of dust against Asura’s head here (also Asura’s fist being smaller than Wyzen’s finger is even crazier). Also this makes Kratos’s statement about planet-sized snakes being an exaggeration stand out even since Asura is fucking smaller than Cronos. What a sad excuse of a fight.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:03:09 AM
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>>149809861
He did in the 1800s, then fumbled in the 1920s
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:03:18 AM
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>>149809892
>N-No you dont get it 5d is higher than oir understanding...V-Vs debate is COMPLEX OKAAAAY?!!?!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:03:20 AM
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>>149809791
That Clark Kent fella will go fat as Batman
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:03:41 AM
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>>149809877
3d is a cross section of 4d the same way 2d is a cross section of 3d. Try and think of something that exists perpendicular to a 3d universe as another cross section. That's just a multiverse, and writers typical resort to "magic" to explain how the two cross sections are separated.
>>149809879
>he doesn't know
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
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>>149809938
>>149809861
Kratos was aiding the Turks
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:04:22 AM
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>>149809860
It's probably going to be in the batch of unrevealed fights.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:04:26 AM
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>>149809722
Most Pokemon are human level intelligence or higher, but I will admit that the lack of named individuals has the vibes of Batman vs Viltrumite.
>>149809616 (OP)
10 Immortals vs Omni Man
>>149809894
Even the alt ending is mainly Kratos focused. The whole episode is a fucking mess that it looped back around to kino for me. All the lines are fucking hilarious
>>149809892
Cool, now try and mentally picture a fourth perpendicular axis in 3d
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:05:59 AM
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>>149809976
>>149809911
KEK.
Imagine Kratos aiding in the siege of Constantinople
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:07:03 AM
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>>149809843
Guys, please answer the question
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:07:59 AM
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Bruce Banner going 1-0 Hulk going 0-3 YUP YUP
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:08:26 AM
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>>149809791
Brane my beloved.
yep, the cuckchads are winning this thread once again
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:09:03 AM
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OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:09:52 AM
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>>149812731
>>149809919
Season 1 Immortals would win. As of Season 3 they'd be unable to do any damage to Nolan
Anonymous
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>>149809988
>>149809929
>Needs to "mentally picture" something in order to understand it
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>>149809997
>>149809938
He thought Constantine how to be a better man
Anonymous
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>>149809959
I am the greatest cuck in all of fiction. NO ONE CAN EVER OUT KEK ME
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:11:19 AM
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>>149809970
>yet doesnt understand it
Concession accepted
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>>149809976
The why didn't he teach Mehmed II to be a better man? Mehmed endorsed killing your brothers
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:12:17 AM
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>>149809860
Speaking of Amphibia and the Owl House
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>>149809928
Yeah, some of the elements of the fight was so bad it looped around to being good and hilarious. I remember seeing the super-sized Draupnir spears in that scene going “what the fuck” a couple of times. I have no clue where DB pulled that from to this day. Nowhere in the games had Kratos ever done that shit, otherwise Ragnarok would’ve been over very quick.
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>>149810012
>>149809919
Omni Man loses.
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>>149810206
>>149810003
10 Immortals would solo DBZ up to the Cell Saga
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8/11/2025, 7:15:47 AM
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>>149809929
>"Cool, now try and mentally picture a fourth perpendicular axis in 3d"
>Imagines 3D
>Imagines it having one more axis of movement
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8/11/2025, 7:16:33 AM
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>>149810057
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8/11/2025, 7:16:48 AM
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>>149810102
>>149809860
>Le quirky brown lesbian protag trend
It's not 2023 anymore anon...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:17:56 AM
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ENOUGH
Stop making fun of my field of study!!! At least I'm not a geology cuck
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:20:09 AM
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>>149810089
>>149810069
I'll never forgive geology cucks for giving us Steven Universe
Anonymous
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>>149810069
Bruce Banner after realizing gamma is just an angry god's dandruff...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:21:24 AM
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>>149810232
>>149810074
>>149810069
>GeologyCHADS out of nowhere
Psychology are the real cucks plus degenerates
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>>149809616 (OP)
Kratos vs.. Omni Man!
>>149810054
I fixed Luz with my cock
Enugh with the Hulkucks and the Godvirgins, how about the episode right after?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:24:05 AM
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>>149810384
>>149810108
Post Yugi kissing a girl
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:24:55 AM
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>>149810172
>Physics LOSERS
Explain how pic related isn't just made up nonsense
>>149810108
Post Ash refusing to crossdress
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:25:07 AM
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>>149810102
That can't be. Luz has a cock, which she uses to dick down her gf Amity.
Anonymous
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>>149810188
Physics bitches? MathGOD vassals.
>Physics cucks
>Mathematics cucks
>Geology cucks
>Psychology cucks
Law GODS, we will always be top
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8/11/2025, 7:26:08 AM
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>>149810152
is your hero strong enough to be Mirko's hubby?
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>>149810148
My hero is Son Goku so no...
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>>149810301
>>149809928
>Kratosura’s legacy is being The Room (2003) of Death Battle episodes
>>149810131
Ash: Mega Evolution Z-Move Dynamax Gigantamax and whatever else the fuck!!!
Yugi:
>>149810141
>Most Jewish profession mentioned (besides "psychology")
Anonymous
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>>149810188
>>149810130
It is a physicists best attempt at measuring reality with the ecclesiastic MATHGODCHAD runes.
>>149809616 (OP)
death battle is so gay. whomever wins is whomever the writer wants to win. they are fictional characters
>>149809758
Dimensional scaling is very simple, but anyone who uses it is misunderstanding sets.
An infinite point system gaining another degree of infinite coordinates doesn't actually make a difference in the number of points because infinity isn't a number and the size of that system hasn't increased because it can still be mapped on to any infinite system without running out of points.
This is to say, the magnitude of energy required to destroy those two sets would be the same.
I suppose you could argue that a #D attack can only affect #D points, but I think that unless an attack gets described as #D then assigning that limitation is arbitrary.
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8/11/2025, 7:30:17 AM
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>>149810170
He mentioned bankers?
Anonymous
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>>149810237
>>149810175
Superman is literally real which is why he can't lose.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:30:52 AM
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>>149810200
>>149810172
>>149810139
Law GODs wins btw.
>>149810170
>Cope
Without LAW, humans are beasts. Law GODS are top tier
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:31:18 AM
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>>149810220
>>149810175
Try not to make the bait so obvious next time.
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>>149809790
that could happen if Hulk's only wincon is TOBA since that'd mean Hulk gets reduced to a skinsuit for TOBA
Anonymous
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>>149810601
>>149810179
I'd argue that it's still a larger set, even if both of them are still infinite in value.
>>149810188
>Hobbes out of NOWHERE
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8/11/2025, 7:32:13 AM
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>>149810012
No lies detected.
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>>149810141
>Turns off the power your computer server runs on.
KNEEL to the ElectriCHADS…
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:33:09 AM
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>>149810225
>So called math "chads" need to MAKE UP numbers to even "calculate" their tripe
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8/11/2025, 7:33:14 AM
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ENTERRRRRRRR
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:33:15 AM
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Law GODs, always remember without US, none of these so called scientists or scholars wouldn't advance without an ORGANIZED society
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8/11/2025, 7:33:19 AM
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>>149810195
it's not bait. it's literally true
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:33:30 AM
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>>149810230
Accountantbros...
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>>149810179
It's just that simple.
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>>149810215
>Make up moon rune numbers
>Reality conforms to them
Holy FVARK
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:34:13 AM
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>LawSHITS fucking with the balance again
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8/11/2025, 7:34:22 AM
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>>149810221
...are slaves to Law GODs
Anonymous
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>>149810254
>>149810089
Compelling. Yet, consider further the glossolalia called sociology.
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>>149810275
>>149810185
"Superkike" this "I choke on russian cock" that, how about you actually post a Superman sighting in real life, NOW.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:35:12 AM
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If you're meat is not this flesh, I don't eat it
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>>149810254
Any FarmerChads in the chat? Or are they still getting their backs checked from carrying all of society?
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8/11/2025, 7:35:32 AM
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>>149810254
Lawfags managed to lower Diddy's sentence to 12 years
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>>149810266
All of these fags? KOWTOW to theologyUBERMENSCHES
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:36:01 AM
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>>149810175
Truth.
That is why Son Goku solos Superman.
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8/11/2025, 7:36:43 AM
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>>149810232
>SocioSISSY
Are for people who couldn't even handle the bear minimum of psych.
>>149810245
Farmers? The brothers of Law GODs
>>149810246
FUARK
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:36:47 AM
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Sonic no diffs Goku and his entire verse btw
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:37:46 AM
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>>149810249
>Theology
You mean a Law BRANCH,
>soience
Kneels before religionCHADS.
>golly I need to calculate the circumference of the earth and—
It is round. God said so.
>what is the meaning of our existence—
To live as God intended and then revel in his love and glory in heaven once we pass on.
>why is the sky blue—
Because God willed it to be so.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:39:08 AM
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>>149810294
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>>149810283
>>149810269
>Religion Cha-ACKXKK I'M SORRY LAW GODS FOR TRYING TO PORTRAY MYSELF AS A SOLO BRANCH, INSTEAD OF BEING A LAW BRANCH
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:39:21 AM
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>>149810269
Like that one anon said Law won
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:39:31 AM
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>>149810269
>Kneels before religionCHADS
Unironically
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>>149810295
>>149810276
Laws wouldn't exist if the Lord hadn't decided as such.
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8/11/2025, 7:40:55 AM
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>>149810283
The Lord didn't decide. Fundamental laws - both social and physical - simply conform to His Order.
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8/11/2025, 7:41:29 AM
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>>149810318
>>149810161
Nothing will ever top monster no longer or 9 million universes low balled
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:42:11 AM
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>>149810313
>>149809616 (OP)
Considering the Boys has shitty special effects, how strong is he really?
Reminder, Sonicbros keep bringing the Chaos Emeralds or Super Emerald to get access to the vast majority of their feats.
Let Goku bring his equipment and see how that fairs for the Blue Hedgehog
Anonymous
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>>149810305
City Block level fodder
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>>149810468
>>149810306
Isn't this the "AIIIIEEEEE I NEED HELP" button?
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8/11/2025, 7:43:54 AM
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>>149810328
>>149810301
What’s the high-ball of Kratos again?
If Kratosfags actually think he’s platonic or whatever Outerversal means I’m gonna lmao
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:44:38 AM
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>>149810306
>Goku summons Zeno
>Sonic one-shots Zeno because Zeno is fodder
>"Oh..."-Goku.
>Theologybabs BEGGED for MathLORD chainscaling
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8/11/2025, 7:45:16 AM
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>>149810306
>FEAR, the post
Anonymous
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>>149809791
About time you guys arrived, there's a lot of laundry for you to wash!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:45:23 AM
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>>149810623
>>149810318
No one knows, the DB said low-balled Kratos gaped Asura.SOME Kratosfags think he is outerversal by saying he could destroy yggrisal because that = infinite univeses and timelines
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:45:53 AM
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>>149810364
who is the more successful franchise between Sonic and Dragonball?
Fuck, my opponent is so weak... I feel bad for stomping them.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:46:34 AM
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>>149810334
-Sonic, to Zeno.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:46:39 AM
No.149810338
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>>149810490
>>149810334
Kratos to Asura...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:46:43 AM
No.149810339
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>>149810325
This is pure theologyDEITIES, though. It's like saying MathCHADS begged l*teraturefags for letters when they needed variables.
Ontological Argument, btw
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:47:28 AM
No.149810344
[Report]
IT'S ALL
FUCKING
MATH
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:47:47 AM
No.149810348
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>>149810325
Reminder MathFAGS, without Law GODs organizing people into coherent socities you'd still be an animal
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:48:08 AM
No.149810351
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>>149810377
>>149809616 (OP)
RYUKO WAS SENT TO BE SLAUGHTERED BY A FUCKING MULTIVERSAL TIER CHARACTER JUSTICE FOR RYUKO RYUKOLIVESMATTER
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:48:13 AM
No.149810352
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We can all argue about LawyerChads and FermerGods, but at the end of the day, HousewifeChicks are still living the happier life.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:49:20 AM
No.149810364
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>>149810333
Sonic will last longer.
Is it any different from Sonic's "AIIEEEEE MY HIGH UNIVERSAL STRENGTH CAN'T PUT A DENT ON THIS MOUNTAIN SIZED ROBOT, GARY STU ROCKS TASUKETEEEEEEEE-- ACK!"?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:50:45 AM
No.149810374
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>>149810396
Does this deserve a remake?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:50:54 AM
No.149810375
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:51:11 AM
No.149810377
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>>149810351
Shadow is not multiversal unless you pretend the comics are canon.
>Homosuck is getting an adaptation by Vivziepop
How long until Homestuck gets into Death Battle?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:51:28 AM
No.149810382
[Report]
Animalbros...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:51:36 AM
No.149810384
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>>149810393
>>149810108
>>149810121
>>149810131
>>149810168
Yugifags, how does this card make you feel?
>>>/vp/58099139
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:52:33 AM
No.149810389
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>>149810464
LOL, the Chaos Emeralds only last for a few minutes.
>Upscales all Law, Math, Theology, and Science nerds
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:52:58 AM
No.149810393
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>>149810384
Fuck, she's so pretty... I wonder of she's into human men.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:53:09 AM
No.149810394
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>>149810378
Only match that isn't shit:
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:53:14 AM
No.149810396
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>>149810374
I mean Shadow is probably going to win because the Ben buys multiversal Sonic now + Mewtwo didn't really gain anything notable
>>149810392
...are the knights for KINGya
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:53:19 AM
No.149810398
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>>149810391
Jesus nodiffs math, he has basketball scaling after all.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:53:51 AM
No.149810401
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>>149810391
>Literally a Law GOD
Jesus is a Law CHAD
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:53:59 AM
No.149810403
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>>149810828
>>149809616 (OP)
It was if a thousand of powerscalerlets cried out in anger.. and were suddenly silenced
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:55:03 AM
No.149810409
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>ohnoschizo is in panic mode
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:55:09 AM
No.149810410
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>>149810371
>Big rock and sharp objects
Yippe, we're eating hedgehog today!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:55:12 AM
No.149810411
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>>149810392
Literature NO DIFFS movies, vidya, and ESPECIALLY comics.
With all this talk about law you guys need to play SMT
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:55:35 AM
No.149810414
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>>149810431
Law CHADS & Farmer CHADS > [every other field of study]
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:56:05 AM
No.149810419
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>>149810430
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:56:15 AM
No.149810422
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>>149810413
>Gnostic NONSENSE
Nah
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:56:35 AM
No.149810425
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>>149810435
>>149810413
I already have, laws are just a flow chart (math) btw
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:57:06 AM
No.149810430
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:57:07 AM
No.149810431
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Math, Law, and Physics all KNEEL to ArtGOD
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:57:44 AM
No.149810435
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>>149810425
>Math vassal is thankful for what LAW has given them
Yup, Yup
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:58:06 AM
No.149810442
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Math is the Yogg Sothoth of disciplines.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:58:08 AM
No.149810443
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>>149810463
>>149810378
Why would vivzitrash ever be in Death Battle?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:58:14 AM
No.149810447
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:58:33 AM
No.149810450
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>>149810434
>Requires light to bounce off the surface (Physics)
Oh no no no
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:58:50 AM
No.149810453
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>>149810434
>Art
>Only carried by Law CHADS and Farmer CHADS for allowing a lot of free time, and an organized society to appreciate their work
>>149810434
>ArtGod painting church ceiling for ReligionGod
>>149810443
Because Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss are popular? Look at the views of the crossover fight between the Helluva gang and the Murder Drones protags.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:00:01 AM
No.149810464
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>>149810389
>SLOWku gets speedblitzed in femtoseconds
Gotta go FAST!
>>149810460
...which ReligionSON is a blood descendent of LAW
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:00:21 AM
No.149810467
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>>149810434
Yes, Art has JesusScaling
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:00:23 AM
No.149810468
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:00:49 AM
No.149810471
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>>149810463
It's gonna be Alastor vs Black Hat, isn't it?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:01:04 AM
No.149810473
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>>149810476
My hero lost three times and won zero times
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:01:10 AM
No.149810474
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>>149810482
>>149810460
>from painting beautiful pieces on churches and timeless paintings to patreon furry porn commissions
artbros....
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:01:25 AM
No.149810476
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:01:35 AM
No.149810477
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Law feats?
Civilization that led to the birth of every other field of study.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:01:53 AM
No.149810478
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>>149810466
Descendant who only exists because of HousewifeGigachadchick!
>effortlessly BTFO's artcucks
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:02:21 AM
No.149810481
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>>149810463
>muh Skibidi Toilet victims
LOL
LMAO
>>149810466
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
>>149810474
>Separate from religionSCHOLARS
>Immediately deteriorate into something unspeakable
Many such cases
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:02:40 AM
No.149810485
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>>149810480
>Open it up
ITS
FUCKING
MATH
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:02:57 AM
No.149810490
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>>149810504
>>149810338
…in fanfiction land, whereas in reality it’s the other way around.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:03:22 AM
No.149810495
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:04:15 AM
No.149810501
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>>149810482
>Separates from religion
>Fucking dies
Every monarchy.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:04:20 AM
No.149810504
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>>149810544
>>149810490
Post a canon video of Asura beating Kratos approved by both Capcom and Sony
>>149810482
Law = Religion, but likely still that Law is the inherent part of human society to its core
>>149810480
>A literal slave to LAW
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:05:24 AM
No.149810507
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>>149810434
This is only possible through ART
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:05:32 AM
No.149810508
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Deku the street level slayer was among the top 10 things to come out of Death Battle
Math? Laws? Art? All understood by CHADence.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:06:25 AM
No.149810515
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>>149810506
I'd also argue that mankind is inherently religious, whether it be because they want a sense of structure (LAW) or a purpose (THEOLOGY)
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:06:26 AM
No.149810516
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>>149810434
Artwork solos 100% of Math
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:07:05 AM
No.149810522
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Well, you see, to add legitimacy to my schizobabble I have provided these proofs he-FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK
>>149810506
My God denounces your law and demands its officers as tribute.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:07:27 AM
No.149810525
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>>149810550
JOBLESSGAWDS WHERE YOU GUYS AT?!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:07:30 AM
No.149810526
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>>149810509
>Only ever allowed to flourish because of Law and Farmer CHADS creating organized socities allowing SLAVEtists to focus on their 24/7, and allowing opportunities via materials to work with.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you
Math, Art, Law, Science, Religion, Littlerichard, no of these matter if I'm too fucking stupid to understand them.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:09:06 AM
No.149810544
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>>149810565
>>149810504
I can post Asura destroying planets while Kratos jobs to rocks, anyone can use their common sense and come to the correct conclusion from there. How about you post a canon video of Kratos beating Asura that is approved by Capcom and Sony and isn’t from a fanfiction fight.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:09:25 AM
No.149810548
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MATHDEITY, GIVE ME YOUR CHAINSCALING AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:09:37 AM
No.149810550
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>>149810523
Well my LAW allows everyone to get pussy, bussy, or dick. No one will be a virgin due to my LAW DECREE
>>149810525
>>149810527
You will KNEEL to Education POPE
I'm surprised none of you have brought up foraging, hunting, farming, prostitution and murder. Just goes to show how irredeemably modern you guys are. Legit embarrassing
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:10:39 AM
No.149810563
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>>149810527
ILLITERATEnon the IGNORANT is immune to all fields of study!
>>149810523
Now we just have to debate if your "god" or my God is superior. (My God has a R > F distinction btw)
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:10:44 AM
No.149810564
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>>149810578
>>149810552
We did bring up farming, illiterate.
>>149810544
Multiversal rocks > Planet level Planets
>>149810552
LawCHAD general, we're not savages
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:12:01 AM
No.149810574
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>>149810552
>Foraging and hunting are made unnecessary by FarmerCHADS
>Farmers have been mentioned multiple times
>Prostitution is for lawless women
>Murder is upscaled by LAW as well
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:12:24 AM
No.149810578
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>>149810564
Oh, you can add writing to your litany of virginity, sissy
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:12:30 AM
No.149810580
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>>149810593
>>149810509
>SCIENCE CANT BE WRONG
>IT PROVE STUFF AND IS CONSISTENT
Wake up to reality, your science has failed you
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:12:35 AM
No.149810581
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>>149810589
>>149810552
Farmer CHADS BTFO'D Hunter SHITers long ago. Foraging is just a Farmer branch
>Prostituition
Allowed by Law
>Murder
Not a field of study
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:13:25 AM
No.149810589
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>>149810581
>Not a field of study
Amateur
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:13:52 AM
No.149810593
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>>149810580
Business SISSY.....you're lucky Law GODS allow you to run your grift
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:14:00 AM
No.149810595
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>>149810565
>Multiversal rocks
Post them being multiversal. Them hurting Kratos means he has rock-level durability.
FARMERCHAD, GIVE ME YOUR PRODUCE AND MY WIFE IS YOURS
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:14:37 AM
No.149810601
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>>149810200
Well no, n-space of any kind will have the same cardinality, so same 'size' of infinity.
I am the most USELESS Field of study....
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:15:00 AM
No.149810605
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>>149810613
>>149810565
>we're not savages
i see you posting pedophilia and homosexual rape fantasies every single day
this is a HIVE MIND general, ye stray thought form
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:15:01 AM
No.149810606
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Sorry but the lore says my iq is under zero so I have multiversal retardation.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:15:11 AM
No.149810608
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>>149810599
>HousewifeChad mentioned
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:15:12 AM
No.149810609
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:15:53 AM
No.149810613
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>>149810625
>>149810605
>HIVE MIND
A concept created by LAW Chads
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:16:12 AM
No.149810618
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>>149810604
Social studies? Is that you?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:16:13 AM
No.149810619
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>>149810599
>Yi Sang out of NOWHERE
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:16:39 AM
No.149810621
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>>149810630
Death Battle lost to ECONOMICSKings
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:16:51 AM
No.149810623
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>>149810328
>he could destroy yggrisal
Do they genuinely think this? Not even mentioning the tree wank, do they really think he could hurt the tree? His clash with Thor didn’t even do shit to it.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:17:08 AM
No.149810625
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>>149810628
>>149810613
termite, bee and antgods beg to differ. your fluoride stare has nothing on them
>>149810625
All of these? BiologySUBJECTS
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:17:45 AM
No.149810630
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>>149810621
>Economic SECRETARIES
Law is their sugar daddy
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:18:41 AM
No.149810634
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>>149810641
>>149810628
Biology? Vassel to ChemistryLORDS
Chemistry? Vassel to PhysicsKINGS
Physics? Vassel to MathGODS
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:19:05 AM
No.149810636
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>>149810642
>>149810628
i have sent one trillion termites to your home!!!!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:19:40 AM
No.149810641
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>>149810634
All Law GODs' citizens btw
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:19:43 AM
No.149810642
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OccultismLORDS? IGNORE Lawsissies
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:21:22 AM
No.149810655
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>>149810648
>Literally a Law and Religion Branch
The retarded branch, that is
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:21:48 AM
No.149810657
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>>149810648
Seconded. Nice children you got there, civilizationsisters...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:22:06 AM
No.149810662
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>>149810648
>Posting the [schizophrenic headcanons] of Religion
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:23:28 AM
No.149810668
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>>149810699
Guys, I found out why Godzilla is terrible at Basketball. It's because he's a soccer players. He played with Ultraman, Kamen Rider, and Gundam.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Soccer:_Field_no_Hasha
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:23:38 AM
No.149810672
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>>149810690
>LAWLAWLAWLAWLAW
Post lawKEKS cultivating entire civilizations through farming.
Post lawSHARTS developing technology to make life more convenient and sustainable for everyone.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:24:16 AM
No.149810675
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>>149810699
No one's talking about Engineering GODS
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:24:55 AM
No.149810681
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>>149810707
Law has failed us
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:25:43 AM
No.149810690
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>>149810672
>LAW births socities allowing farming to flourish, and in turn birthing civilizations for NEETscientist to spend their days doing their job
Don't bite the hand that BIRTHED and FEEDS you
If Lawbros are so powerful why can't they stop Donald trump?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:26:17 AM
No.149810694
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>>149810721
>above Law
>above Religion
>above Science
Yup yup, Eldritch CHADrors win yet again.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:26:22 AM
No.149810696
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... You work 40 hours a week.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:26:52 AM
No.149810699
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>>149810675
Downstream of Math and Physics GODS
>>149810668
>Ultraman scaling
Aiiieeeeeee
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:26:54 AM
No.149810700
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:27:49 AM
No.149810707
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>>149810681
OJ was innocent btw
>>149810691
>Tramp uses the power of LAW that to be a ruler of a country that LAW birthed
Huh?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:27:54 AM
No.149810710
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I don't understand anything that's going on and do not care to understand it as I'm happy without the knowledge
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:28:05 AM
No.149810711
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>>149810691
You weren’t supposed to ask that…
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:29:05 AM
No.149810721
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>>149810694
>Above Religion
>Posts a DUMB, STUPID IDIOT who is just inferior to God by definition
Vacate these premises, FRAUDzathoth
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:29:15 AM
No.149810722
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>>149810753
Law means NOTHING
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:30:38 AM
No.149810736
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LAW IZ FOR ZA CRACKA
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:31:30 AM
No.149810737
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A-AlchemyCHADS will make a come back! Just you wait!
>As a lawCHAD I enforce CIVILIZATION through my..
>Huh?!?!? Is that a bog of moneyand mild politcial pressure?!?! YOWZA FUCK ALL THE CHILDREN YOU WANT YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOO!!!!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:33:30 AM
No.149810752
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:34:10 AM
No.149810753
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>>149810760
>>149810722
>Law allowed his killer to be jailed
Huh?
>>149810744
Still a Law POWER
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:35:28 AM
No.149810760
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:35:36 AM
No.149810762
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>>149810773
>>149810744
Seems like ECONOMICS and POLITICS DEITIES win again
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:37:20 AM
No.149810773
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>>149810762
....are Law BRANCHES
Reminder, LawFAGS are Fags
>>149810775
This is what happens when Law separates from Religion btw
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:39:16 AM
No.149810785
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>>149810604
Feminist Theory...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:40:16 AM
No.149810790
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>>149810784
>>149810775
Another WIN for LawCHADS
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:40:45 AM
No.149810792
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>>149810799
>Physics is so POWERFUL that it can kill its users IRL
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:40:55 AM
No.149810795
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>>149810963
>>149809894
Kratosfags gotta be the first vsfags to outright lose in overall credentials despite winning. Reverse fraudcheck where the entire thing was just ridiculous in all aspects that you can't take them seriously anymore. Doesn't help that everything about the fight not researchbased is ass too.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:41:50 AM
No.149810799
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>>149810792
>LAWS of physics
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:43:55 AM
No.149810813
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>Law"chads" nerfed themselves willingly
Seems like An anti-feat to me
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:44:47 AM
No.149810822
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>>149810804
>Allegedly
>Accused
>Accused
Nothing but slander and libel to make ReligionCHADS look worse. It's the equivalent of what /dbg/ does.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:45:08 AM
No.149810828
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>>149810403
Remember that this shit was just made for the kickstarter trailer and was sloppily worked around when the actual ep came out. It's why it felt so disconnected from everything else and why the fight suddenly cut to them somehow being teleported to a seperate realm. Absolute disaster of an episode.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:46:06 AM
No.149810834
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>>149810926
Lawbros...I jobbed to BASKETBALL AMERICANS
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:50:48 AM
No.149810867
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>>149810804
>Died while being sodomized by a page
Geez, kid must have been PACKING
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:52:25 AM
No.149810882
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Go back to the hole you crawled out of, this one is for Death Battle degeneracy.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:54:12 AM
No.149810892
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There was a pope who allegedly had a succubus wife that told him the future. He supposedly met her after he got rejected as a young man.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:56:07 AM
No.149810908
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>>149810926
Lawbros?!?!?!? How can spongebob hold paper then burn said paper under water using a campfire
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:56:34 AM
No.149810911
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:58:04 AM
No.149810917
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>>149810942
>>149810175
We should create a thought experiment called the fiction paradox where we get two lolicons to powerscale some loli characters and then show it to someone who hates power scaling and lolicon. They then have to decide if the characters being fictional means the lolicons are doing nothing wrong or if fiction does matter and thus so does power scaling.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:59:10 AM
No.149810926
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>>149810834
>>149810908
Law CHADS are still more powerful due to society feat
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:59:24 AM
No.149810929
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>>149809873
>imagine an 8 cell
>ad more lines
Simple as.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:01:21 AM
No.149810942
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>>149810917
This is a Christian lolicow who likes loli
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:05:29 AM
No.149810963
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>>149810972
>>149810795
It really didn’t help that Kratos was pitted against the worse guy for him in terms of maintaining credibility. Half-assed research/shitty fight is one thing but putting one of the most controversial lore merchants against a poster child featsman was a recipe for disaster. On one hand, you have a dude who struggles to have any feats above large building level and relies heavily of hyperbolic statements and broken chain-scaling to make him stronger than he is. On the other, you have a guy known for explicitly destroying planets and stars on screen like nothing, who doesn’t need statements to scale high because he actually does the things to show he’s actually that powerful.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:07:02 AM
No.149810972
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>>149811065
>>149810963
Is there any other character who is as reliant on statements and chainscaling as Kratos is? Even Godzilla in Hell at least obliterated something that looks like a god and has no anti-feats.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:14:49 AM
No.149811022
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>>149811033
>>149810979
I like how sleeping in the bed with your sister is considered still fine
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:15:43 AM
No.149811025
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It's a shame that Hulk's comics have put him at some weird multiversal level. A lot of the Godzilla iterations are on the "lower tier", but they're still surprisingly strong. I'd love to just talk planetary vs planetary stuff.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:16:46 AM
No.149811033
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>>149811022
There's nothing inherently wrong with it. My sister and I would often share a bed whenever we were travelling. Just don't do anything weird.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:18:38 AM
No.149811042
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>>149811057
>>149811042
Post Godzilla having a wife or girlfriend or any woman in his life (Mothra doesn't count)
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:21:41 AM
No.149811065
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>>149810972
Honestly on the top of my head, I’m not sure. You could make an argument for some Bleach characters, though to find an example as bad as Kratos, especially for how popular he is, would require more time.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:34:28 AM
No.149811140
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>>149811145
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:35:29 AM
No.149811144
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Fuck you
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:35:58 AM
No.149811145
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>>149811140
>13 year old girl
This is your hero?
Who would win between Odysseus and Jason?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:51:04 AM
No.149811226
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:52:53 AM
No.149811232
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>>149811195
What, the jobber slasher guy? Odysseus, duh.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:54:00 AM
No.149811239
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>>149811153
Funnily enough this would kind of explain how women have been able to rape Hulk without dying themselves.
>>149811195
Post Odysseus not cheating on his wife
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:58:03 AM
No.149811256
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>>149811240
Jason left a woman at the altar after knocking her up
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:10:54 AM
No.149811315
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>>149811326
Prepare to get no diffed.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:12:29 AM
No.149811325
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>>149811333
>>149811195
>Getslostatseaandgetshiscrewkilled-ysseus
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:12:42 AM
No.149811326
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>>149811403
>>149811315
>Cucked by Eris at the end of the LN
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:13:48 AM
No.149811333
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>>149811325
Jason was literally CARRIED by Medea
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:18:21 AM
No.149811351
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>>149813147
>>149810168
The problem with this play that no one brings up is that in every depiction of Mirror Force in the anime needs the attack to actually hit the shield Mirror Force makes for it to bounce. Given the speed gap there's a good chance they could just go around it before it makes contact, especially Pikachu's Z-move which it can steer the individual bolts of. This is assuming that Yugi can even set it off quick enough to actually block anything, and that the returned attack doesn't also just get dodged.
Max Moves/Z-Moves in general also arguably just go right through it as well.
>inb4 "the visuals are just for show and all spells are instant" NLF faggotry
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:31:26 AM
No.149811403
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>>149811326
how do you lose to a giga flattie
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:37:23 AM
No.149811432
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>>149811240
Composite Odysseus includes Epic: The Musical
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:38:05 AM
No.149811436
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>>149811450
>>149811057
NTA but there was a version of Godzilla that had female Japanese pilot as a partner
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:40:15 AM
No.149811447
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>>149811240
Jason couldn't cheat on his wife because she killed his side-piece
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:40:48 AM
No.149811450
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>>149811436
You mean Kiryu?
what's the actual scaling of superman? i keep hearing about all these wild versions and feats, and then they get fraudchecked by 30 billion suns
is this guy actual omniversal boundless god and idea of goodness, a multiversal fraud like goku or a planet level jobber?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:50:37 AM
No.149811501
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>>149811506
I AM SUCH A FUARKING BEAST... I CAN TAKE ANY FICTIONAL CHARACTER EVER!
...But only if they're sub-mountain level.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:51:25 AM
No.149811506
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>>149811501
KINGtTOOOOOOS!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:52:53 AM
No.149811514
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>>149811605
>>149811495
Most stories he’s not planet level, he’s building level.
Read like any Byrne story ever, there’s a reason he’s famous for throwing cars around and getting cars thrown back, not continents.
If you take scaling seriously he’s multiverse level. If you only take outliers like when he needs the entire justice league to help pull the planet, then he’s planet level. If you only take regular stories he’s flying-into-buildings level.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:53:47 AM
No.149811515
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>>149809657
kill yourself warrior 'p
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:55:45 AM
No.149811526
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>>149811570
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:59:08 AM
No.149811546
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>>149809722
This is listtroon isn't it
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:01:05 AM
No.149811551
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>>149811667
>>149809894
I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.
Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he was TEACHING Asura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.
If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.
I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:06:38 AM
No.149811570
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>>149811526
go back to basedjak party you big baby
>>149811514
so he's only planetary level consistently? all these stories i've seen about multiverse feats seem to be big event outliers, and even then superman eats a heap of shit before he and others save the day
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:20:42 AM
No.149811644
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>>149811706
MY FUCKING HEROES!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:22:05 AM
No.149811653
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>>149811495
Depends on who's writing and if it's an event or not.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:23:57 AM
No.149811667
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>>149811551
I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was bad. I know not many people had problems with it, but I thought it was terrible.
Even if you agree about Kratos winning, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take so much damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, which is weird because he doesn't associate with Indians. He would just fight Asura, he wouldn't TEACH Asura. And I think that's very based. That KINGtos would take some filthy Indian and just beat the shit out of him.
If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended with KINGtos just gaping and raping Asura. The alternate ending is DOGSHIT, even if based in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, even though he wouldn't care, but it feels weird to have Asura even touch him.
I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might call it dogshit online!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos some justice (but they could have done more) and from what I saw they treated Asura with more respect than they should. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:29:08 AM
No.149811706
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>>149811721
>>149811644
Tomar its you!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:30:52 AM
No.149811721
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:32:27 AM
No.149811730
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>>149811605
I think that applies to most "multiversal" characters who aren't outright gods. You've already seen the stuff where the Hulk jobs to random enemies.
Post multiversal characters. I'll start.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:33:50 AM
No.149811738
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>>149811832
>>149810463
FUARK they got an animation BEFOR Skibidi Toilet, SkibidiTRANNYFAGGOTHOMODICKSUCKERANUSLICKERSHITEATERKEKOLDSISSYbros how the FUCK are we gonna COPE………
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:37:08 AM
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:52:40 AM
No.149811832
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>>149811738
>FOTMurder Kek punching shadows
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:09:44 PM
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I actually thought the animation for Godzilla vs. Hulk was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.
Even if you disagree about Hulk losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Godzilla to take little damage. It also put Godzilla in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Hulk, and let Godzilla show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Hulk, he was TEACHING Hulk. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Godzilla would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.
If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Godzilla reunite with Mothra, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that clap.
I haven't read Hulk's comics though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a youtube video summary!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big Kaiju fan I thought they did Godzilla justice and from what I saw they treated Hulk with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:30:32 PM
No.149812055
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>>149810480
>Literal reddit Slave
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:40:26 PM
No.149812124
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>laws of physics
Fodder for Reimu
>Fodder for Reim- AAIIIEEEEEEEEE!!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:52:36 PM
No.149812200
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>>149812170
Mere parlor tricks!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:54:15 PM
No.149812208
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>>149812218
It's time for a FAIR match-up.
13 Colonies vs Great Britain.
NO FOREIGN AID
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:56:38 PM
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>>149812248
>>149812208
>British soldiers stand in an open field in a line and slowly walk forward getting shot like RETARDS
>American patriots hide in the woods and pick them off with CRACK SHOT SNIPER TACTICS
Low diff.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:00:23 PM
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>>149809681
Would they say the same thing about Dr Strange or Sentry?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:00:42 PM
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>>149812218
>AAIIIEEEE, WHERE THE FUCK IS FRANKLIN AND ADAMS?!!?!?! I'M FREEZING MY ASS OFF......WAIT....IS THAT A PRUSSIAN BVLL COMING HERE TO TRAIN MY ARMY?!?!??!?!? STEUBEN-SAMA....MY WIFE IS WAITING
What did Washington mean by this?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:01:26 PM
No.149812252
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>>149809860
Nah, the window was missed
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:03:06 PM
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>>149811605
Yep. He never makes or busts multiverses, he punches other guys who can themselves make or bust multiverses. But often so does Batman sometimes in the same issue
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:08:16 PM
No.149812299
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Can someone do my laundry?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:08:46 PM
No.149812304
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>>149811731
Defeated Spawn Twice.
Confrimed by Kirkman to be more powerful than Superman.
Confrimed multiversal beast
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:10:13 PM
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>>149812356
Post Mark destroying a planet.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:10:26 PM
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>>149812170
It will never stop being funny how retards saw a picture of Okuu being hypnotized and they somehow assumed that applies to Reimu.
>no martial arts training
>no experience fighting skilled warriors
>no god ki
>no gods and mentors teaching him special techniques
>no zenkai boosts
>no main character privilege/friend of mc privilege
>fights Vegeta and forces him to go god
>fights Goku right after and forces him to go god
>fights both gods with zillions more experience and zenkai boosts than him at the same time without rest
>makes both gods run away and teleport somewhere far away
>makes both gods have to fuse
>fusion fails to make him bleed
>clash with fusion destroys reality many times over
G.O.A.T.ly
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:15:23 PM
No.149812351
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>>149812336
why is your hero a pedophile
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:19:20 PM
No.149812375
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>SKREEEEOOOOOH GOD WHAT THE FUCK-
>*nom*
>*BUUUUUUURP*
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:24:33 PM
No.149812399
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>>149812508
>>149812356
Death Battle gave this to Nolan, so Mark is just the tagalong kid here.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:41:53 PM
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>>149812356
This is the most important feat in battleboarding
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:43:38 PM
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>>149812513
>>149812399
Nah. they gave everyone involved 100% credit for this feat for a total of 400%
>>149812356
Dragonkeks...we can NOT do this without ki blasts, we simply can NOT...!!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:44:35 PM
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:49:34 PM
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>>149812599
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:52:26 PM
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>>149812599
>>149812512
Ki fuel literally all their attack so who gives a shit? They could still replicate this feat with just two fingers.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:53:05 PM
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>>149812539
>retconned jelly waves that did literally nothing
>>149812555
>non canon filler scene
B-BUT ALL OUR FANART OF SAIYANS GRAPPLING AND MANHANDLING VILTRUMITES AND KRYPTONIANS ISN'T BULLSHIT, I SWEAR!!!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:58:28 PM
No.149812605
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>Dragon cope
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:01:45 PM
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>>149811495
Those were infinitely transcending metafictional suns.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:01:47 PM
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The HulkZilla track WILL be Yates screamo and YOU WILL LIKE IT!!!
>>149812599
Well, seeing as how Viltrumites have zero martial arts knowhow aside from Thula, yeah, easy grapple. I'll give you Superman and his associated Kryptonians, since they actually have martial arts to draw from for grapple escapes.
My wife Homura isn't popular enough to be on Death Battle...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:05:59 PM
No.149812672
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>>149812861
>>149812639
Saiyans are glass cannon ranged DPS who couldn't grapple fucking Spiderman.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:07:29 PM
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>>149812656
Wait until the next movie drops
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:08:48 PM
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>>149813005
>>149812656
You should be thankful for that, honestly. Look at what they did to Asura. Seeing your favorite characters on Death Battle is a curse.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:08:53 PM
No.149812692
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>>149812702
>>149812656
That one pitch to the DB crew probably didn't help either.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:10:03 PM
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>>149812741
>>149812692
By the pedo with the body pillow?
>>149812656
She unironically is. If Misaka Mikoto, Kyle, Asura and Lucy are good enough for the show Homura certainly is too, you just have to hope that that one waifufag who showed Ben his bodypillow didn't scare him enough to make him want to keep Madoka shit away from the show.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:13:40 PM
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>>149809967
He reverted to Abraham Lincoln tier strength
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:14:48 PM
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>>149812779
>>149812716
>>149812702
I hope they have Homura fight anyone else but Kurumi to spite this man.
>>149812716
>Lucy
Still the wildest shit.
Was she just some oldfag's waifu?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:19:59 PM
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>>149812741
Me too. Kurumi appears to be a terrible match, as well. The themes are Misaka vs Killua level, boiling down purely to their powers, and she doesn't appear to stand a chance against Devil Homura. It's a town level at best character vs one that's at least universe level, and would be among the most lopsided matches in the show's history.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:20:27 PM
No.149812786
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>>149812866
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:21:04 PM
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>>149811153
He's so small...
>>149812743
Elfen Lied is kino and she rightfully massacred CORNage.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:22:26 PM
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>>149812812
>>149812716
I think Ben said on one cast he's watched Madoka and would like to bring Madoka on.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:23:18 PM
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>>149812802
IT'S TIME FOR GODVEL
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:23:34 PM
No.149812814
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>>149812792
Thanks, Bejita.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:26:45 PM
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>>149812743
They said they had wanted Carnage on the show for years but didn't have a good idea, Darth Maul was briefly in production but they thought it wasn't working. Then someone, iirc Nick, just randomly suggested "What about Lucy from Elfen Lied?" and because the DB team are all early 2000s anime nerds they decided to do it.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:28:35 PM
No.149812850
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>>149812336
The gap between two normies and Chad
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:29:42 PM
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>>149812672
Okay so I was trolling mildly earlier, but I do think that people underestimate the ability of Dragon Ball characters to modify their physicals with ki and there is some sort of relationship between power overall and grappling strength.
I also believe that there are examples of characters lifting objects that should greatly outweigh the moments of stated weights like that giant boulder from the 22nd Budokai Training Arc should be well over 100 tonnes.
Do I think Goku is meant to be strong enough to lift planets? No of course not, that's an insane and also incomprehensible amount of strength that cannot really be grasped outside of abstraction because of a deal of physical interactions that would have to take place.
But I do think that there is some indefinite amount of strength that Goku has depending on how much ki he has that has been demonstrated through the series.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:30:08 PM
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>>149812893
>>149812786
are capeshit characters just put on there at 1a by default and then maybe downgraded if someone bothers to?
Elfen lied is cringe kino I love it.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:34:33 PM
No.149812893
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>>149812907
>>149812866
The Fury's a case of where scaling gets him there. He directly fights and beats a universe level reality warper, but also it would be patently ridiculous to suggest he could wipe a universe by himself in a single gesture.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:34:40 PM
No.149812896
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>>149813095
>>149812639
I think Goku performs one throw ever, and grappling is mostly off the table. The characters in Dragon Ball mostly just brawl, and they even wind up their punches like they're totally unskilled.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:36:01 PM
No.149812907
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>>149812914
>>149812893
You'd wonder why actual universe destroyers don't just go somewhere else and use their giant range to kill everything.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:36:55 PM
No.149812914
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>>149812907
So that they can try and maintain your suspension of disbelief.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:38:50 PM
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>>149812792
>>149812870
>>149812883
>>149812902
SHUT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK UP REEEEEEEEEEEE YOU’LL REGRET MAKING FUN OF GODVEL AND CARNAGE AND SYMBIOTES I’LL WRITE A SYMBIOTE FOS WHO IS COMPLEX MULTIVERSAL AND KILLS CELESTIALS AND THE SILVER SURFER AND HE”LL SHIT ALL OVER ELFEN LIED’S COSMOLOGY REEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:39:53 PM
No.149812934
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>>149812954
>>149812902
I kissed this btw
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:40:56 PM
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>>149812972
>L-L-LUCY-SAMA IS HERE?????? AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KNULL SCALING SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:42:00 PM
No.149812951
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>>149813315
>>149812656
Believe me, you don't want your favorite character on Death Battle.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:42:37 PM
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>>149812999
>>149812870
>>149812883
>>149812902
CUTE PSYCHO!! I WANT TO BE INFECTED BY HER VIRUS BROS!!!!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:45:12 PM
No.149812972
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>>149812978
>>149812943
Wouldn't it tho
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:45:27 PM
No.149812974
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>>149812970
Bejita wouldn’t say this.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:45:49 PM
No.149812978
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>>149812988
>>149812972
Didn't exist at the time of the episode
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:46:33 PM
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>>149812978
I mean yeah, I was responding to the poster who brought it up.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:47:28 PM
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>>149813047
THIS beat Carnage?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:47:39 PM
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>>149812954
...ended up with Yuka
>>149812656
>>149812689
>Look at what they did to Asura. Seeing your favorite characters on Death Battle is a curse.
Death Battle also ruined how the casual audience perceives Bomberman, Gaara, Tifa, Bayonetta, Bowser (before his Eggman fight), Doomguy (before the rematch), Phoenix, Team Fortress, and Bleach characters. Heck, they are finally fixing their Hulk depiction, just because they know his Doomsday MU has aged very badly.
Hoping we never see Xenoblade, Touhou, and Fate characters in Death Battle.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:50:00 PM
No.149813026
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>>149812970
Kek, Bejita would say this!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:51:33 PM
No.149813047
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>>149812997
>JOBmbiotes all lose to bright hair colored underage anime girls
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:52:05 PM
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Bring me Lucy NOW
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:52:11 PM
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>>149813058
Cute...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:52:47 PM
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>>149813074
>>149813052
....that Kouta ended up with Yuka
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:53:06 PM
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>>149813005
>Bomberman
Do modern audiences even watch episodes that old
>>149813005
you niggas seriously give too much of a fuck about db, it's a niche popcorn show that occasionally breaks into mainstream if they do a bait episode like goku vs superman or simon vs kyle
>>149813058
>YuKEK has her daughter named after Lucy and Kouta takes her to visit Lucy's promised location
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:54:46 PM
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>>149813065
I think the most I've seen DeathBattle "culture" outside of the normal spheres was with Deku vs Miles
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:55:18 PM
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>>149813092
>>149813065
>Says "niggas"
Negro zoomer detected. Prepare to die.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:56:47 PM
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>>149813118
>>149813083
>/pol/ babble
SHITler LOST.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:57:03 PM
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>>149813102
Lucy's vector strap-on.
My asshole.
You do the math.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:57:08 PM
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>>149812896
To a degree you are right, technical grapples aren't common in Dragon Ball. A majority of the instances of grappling comes from esoteric grapples (like tails, appendages, and various ki based bindings), but Goku does manage to a few throws and grapples within these boundaries.
Particularly he manages to flip and throw King Piccolo over his shoulder and through a building, flips giant form Piccolo, hammer tosses Frieza by the tail, manages to punch Buu away while holding to his antenna like a paddle ball, and gets a grip on to Kid Buu several times in his fight with him.
None of these are particularly impressive in their own rights (aside from giant form Piccolo), but they are at least indications that Goku will use whatever leverage he can manage in a fight (manga only of course).
Also there is the infamous full nelson he puts Raditz in.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:57:28 PM
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>>149813074
>Cope
Childhood friends?
The eternal jobbers
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:57:50 PM
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:00:17 PM
No.149813118
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>>149813092
And yet the world despises trannies, like you, regardless. Cope.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:02:04 PM
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>>149813141
>>149813074
>cuck ending
>rape
>pissing
What kind of sick fetishes was Okamoto into??
Any other stories where a horrific monster girl who can destroy the entire planet falls in love with a normal dude? Those are always neat.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:03:07 PM
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>>149813132
>look up the plot of okamoto's current manga
>see pic rel
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:03:41 PM
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>>149812743
The "main" DB team are all early internet nerds currently pushing 40 who love edgelord shit, Elfen Lied is the type of thing that's right in their ballpark
>>149811351
>"the visuals are just for show and all spells are instant" NLF faggotry
It's insane the amount of hoops people will jump through to argue this kinda shit for Yu-Gi-Oh magic of all things.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:05:04 PM
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>>149813233
>lucy won
>misaka won
Niche anime girls RULE these halls.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:05:52 PM
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>>149813005
I don't see how DB would ruin touhou. The fandom itself barely gives a fuck about the actual canon anyway and DB is wanking characters more than ever (we just got unironic r>f scaling a couple months ago) so you're unlikely to upset powerscalers unless they make Reimu lose to Strange (because people hate when capeshit wins) or some random character no one cares about.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:06:29 PM
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>>149813138
I think there are probably a couple in Franken Fran.
What positives are there to seeing your favorite character on Death Battle?
>High chance of half-assed research, especially if it’s an IP they haven’t done before
>High chance of being fucked over because DB wanted the other guy to win
>High chance of a disrespectful, tasteless death
>Good chance for your character to get a shit animation
>Good chance for your character to be completely mischaracterized or underused
No one has ever benefited from being on this shit show. No one.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:09:47 PM
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>>149813916
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:10:27 PM
No.149813211
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>he can't take the gamble of his HERO RAPING and GAPING the hapless weakings others worship
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:10:45 PM
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>>149813196
Ask Digital Extremes, Rooster Teeth, and HBO. They angled for their characters to appear on the series.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:10:55 PM
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>>149813138
Ane Naru Mono is about an eldritch god that falls in love with a boy after he asks her to be his older sister. It puts in some effort to show that she's vastly superior to everything else in existence.
>>149813196
If your hero wins, you can feel smug about it for a bit.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:12:33 PM
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>>149813242
>>149813163
>>misaka won
I thought she lost to RWBY girl
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:13:10 PM
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>>149813233
No that was Mikasa from AoT. Misaka Mikoto won
>>149813196
Superman benefitted greatly and gave DC fags a smug aura for years to come. Same with Hal Jordan. Though, I have a feeling that one of those big DC names is gonna be gaped one day.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:19:11 PM
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>>149809658
Karai is ugly and stupid.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:19:34 PM
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>>149813323
>>149813276
>Superman benefitted greatly
Jarvis, post the comic sales.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:20:51 PM
No.149813305
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Weirdly enough, mainline Future Trunks would probably have a better chance against Archie Silver. Since mainline FTrunks learned the mafuba and the mafuba can be used to target an energy source, he should be able to target at least one Chaos Emerald and separate it from Super Silver.
This discussion reminds me of when some anons made lengthy posts talking about Death Battle still being registered under Rooster Teeth in the US trademark database and how that must mean DB lied and only licensed the show and don't actually own it, only for it to turn out it was literally just the trademark database not having updated yet.
Anons here aren't as smart as they think.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:22:01 PM
No.149813315
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>>149813916
>>149812951
What does Makima have to do with your post?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:22:15 PM
No.149813317
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>>149813342
>>149813276
Superman benefitted for people to have a perception of him that changes once you actually read some of his materials.
For example, I used to think Merlin (the Arthurian figure) was a wise and great powerful wizard. Then I read Le Morte D'Arthur, and realized he got BTFO'd by his apprenticed who he tried to bang, and helped Uther Pendragon NTR the Duke of Tinagel.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:22:45 PM
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>>149813296
Comicfags don't care about salefagging, they just want their favorite to beat your favorite. If sales actually mattered, Dragon Ball would've murdered DC despite being a practically dead property
>>149813317
Didn't Arthur himself bang his sister because he was drunk after a feast?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:24:42 PM
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>>149813364
>>149813307
I still can't get over someone here unironically making this image
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:24:48 PM
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>>149813307
that was a pretty desperate attempt to get a few laughs, i agree
what's really funny is the sheer care they treat their research with, hiding on their gay little discord and coming up with retarded wank for kratos and other children of VSBW
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:25:02 PM
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>>149813359
>>149813342
Uther is Arthur's father.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:26:11 PM
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>>149813374
>>149813348
Yeah, I was just continuing the thought of Arthurian characters being weird fags
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:26:58 PM
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>>149813418
>>149813345
You'd be surprised that there are people that actually think Copyright laws are a good thing. Capeshit would be improved if it had room to breathe in the public domain honestly.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:27:07 PM
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>>149813342
Nigga, King Arthur killed a boat of children by the beginning chapters of the book, and leaving only one survivor - Mordred. Also, during his campaign of becoming King, he got another chick pregnant before Guinevere.
Then you get chapters where Arthur fights Rome, that time King Arthur got kidnapped by a yandere Fairy, and etc.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:27:34 PM
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>>149813397
>>149813342
I think that comes from two separate versions of the King Arthur myth, but don't quote me on that.
>One where Arthur gets drunk and has sex with Morgana le Fay
>One where Morgana is Arthur's secret sister
>>149813359
Oh my bad, but no technically Morgan is Arthur's half sister.
Morgan in some stories also has sex with her sons (the Gawain family of characters).
>>149813307
I think the idea that WBD valued Death Battle high enough that the team couldn't afford to buy it, but also low enough that they could change the passwords and backdoor the account without them giving a shit was just really funny and I was willing to entertain it on that basis alone
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:30:49 PM
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>>149813432
>>149813196
Being featured alone makes each character/series be exposed to more people, and that's about it.Mostly for more niche characters that normies aren't used in seeing
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:30:58 PM
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>>149813432
>>149813368
Yeah, I might be misremembering this. But for some reason I was sure it's the same version.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:31:17 PM
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:31:33 PM
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>>149813493
>>149813377
I wonder what the actual price was.
>>149812599
>This cope again
Superfags never learn
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:33:16 PM
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>>149813646
>>149813364
Nah fuck anti copyright fags, I've seen enough unhinged fan communities that claim to hate copyright and throw melties when the company that makes their IP cracks down on major fan projects, but will turn around and harshly enforce their own "copyright" rules for their donut steel OCs
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:34:30 PM
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>>149813374
Fetishistic disorder
>>149813377
Sexual masochism disorder
>>149813395
Frotteuristic disorder
>>149813397
Exhibitionist disorder
>>149813374
>Morgan in some stories also has sex with her sons
But for what reason...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:35:35 PM
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>>149813413
I recall an issue from the 90s in which Superman survived just fine inside the event horizon of a black hole, but he had to speed up for a long time to even reach light speed and needed help breaking out, so make of that what you will
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:37:14 PM
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>>149813485
>>149813439
Look man, when the French took over England. They had free reign to do whatever they want with Arthurian legends just to please some noble in court.
Most of Arthurian legends is French Fanfiction
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:37:39 PM
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>>149813459
I hate ze French
Except for Jeanne.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:40:48 PM
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>>149813403
If I remember correctly, Craig said the price to buy back just ScrewAttack (which was functionally dead, so realistically just their video archives and branding) was in the ballpark of six figures, so Death Battle being the actual valuable part of that combo by virtue of actually having the YouTube channel would've had to be at least half a million, possibly far over a million
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:41:14 PM
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>>149813196
Man some of you are miserable. Is this how you see the show? You're just supposed to enjoy cool fights.
>>149813485
>Jeanne
But enough of a literal Cheerleader who didn't do shit besides moral support.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:41:55 PM
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>>149813549
>>149813485
I love Jeanne so much it's unreal.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:42:02 PM
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>>149813413
Goku is the hero we all need!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:42:15 PM
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>>149813525
>>149813413
What this feat really means is that Goku needs to go Blue to be faster than light
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:44:20 PM
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>>149813580
>>149813514
He needed Blue to neg the Black hole's ki absorbsion. His base form while fatigued was able to withstand the super amped Black Hole. Superman struggled to hold a tiny black hole whole at full power. Kinda pathetic.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:44:40 PM
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>>149813543
>>149813506
Jeanne is MFTL and quite possibly acausal
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:46:02 PM
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>>149813594
>>149813506
Even ignoring how moral support is very important, Jeanne's fellow generals talked extensively about her skill with artillery and siege warfare. She won every single fight where she had access to cannon.
Additionally, she escorted the then Dauphin to Reims so that he could be crowned king, which further weakened the English claim to the throne.
>>149813530
Jeanne is known for all of her prophecies being correct, though she'd attribute this feat to God rather than her acausal nature.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:46:37 PM
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>>149813556
>>149813507
>Cannon loving chick
She would have made a fine wife for an Ottoman Sultan
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:47:10 PM
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>>149813571
>>149813413
Not an actual black hole.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:47:12 PM
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>>149813606
>>149813549
She's MY wife
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:49:04 PM
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>>149813599
>>149813555
Its stated to be an actual black hole amped by the love of an entire universe. Just has visual flair. 18 was also confident she could vaporize the black hole with a ki blasts before they knew it absorbed ki. So 18 can casually vaporize black holes while Suoerman struggles to hold them.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:50:58 PM
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>>149813634
>>149813525
>Black hole's ki absorbsion
When was this ever stated?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:52:39 PM
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>>149813543
>She won every single fight where she had access to cannon.
Which speaks more about how retarded was average noble than anything else, really.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:52:55 PM
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>>149813634
>>149813571
Whis was the one who told everyone it was a singularity. 18's blast was absorbed by the black hole because that's what black holes do. They eat shit, you don't blow up a black hole
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:53:40 PM
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>>149813620
>>149813556
Shut up, Sieg.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:53:41 PM
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>>149813606
Man, I wish I could kill every Fate fan in existence sometimes.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:55:57 PM
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>>149813736
>>149813580
When 18 shoots a ki blasts at the black it its absorbed and makes the Black Hole larger. 18 was also very confident she could neg the Black hole so the only thing saving it was the ki absorbsion. Blue Goku completely Negs it and vaporozes the black hole. Against Superman struggles with a much smaller normal black hole.
>>149813599
Black hole's dont absorb ki. Ki isnt real. Its also a super amped Black hole with ki properties. 18 was very confident she could destoy the black hole with a ki blast. 18 > Superman
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:56:48 PM
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>>149813418
I am all for the utter destruction of copyright, but I am fairly in favor of copyleft until copyright is deteriorated enough. I have passed the hurdle and also believe that if you share anything with the wider world you should be ready for the world to do whatever with it.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:57:26 PM
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>Super amped blackhole
>Doesn't suck in ANYTHING around it
>Goku can't even survive in a vacuum so of COURSE this was not an actual FUARKING BLACK HOLE
KEK
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:58:36 PM
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>>149813620
And who would we laugh at then? JJKfags? Genshinoids?
>>149813620
As a Fate fan, sometimes I agree too. Especially those people that make fan oc children of the blank slate protag and whatever servant.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:00:22 PM
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>>149813697
>the only thing Dragon Ball fags and DC fags can discuss somewhat coherently are BLACK holes
Really makes you wonder
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:00:42 PM
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>black holes
Yummy!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:00:53 PM
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>>149813693
What did anon mean by this
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:02:17 PM
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>>149813788
>>149813676
To be fair all the spin-offs are so terrible that only real schizos end up liking them.
"who wins?"
8/11/2025, 4:03:46 PM
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>>149813786
>Courage vs Scooby starts with them calling for Muriel and Shaggy
>the mystery machine is also present, implying Velma, Daphne and Fred are there
>they aren't seen at all, even once the home that Scooby and Courage imply they should be in explode.
Scooby vs Courage had a kill count of 6.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:04:19 PM
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:05:24 PM
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>>149813782
>>149813676
I'm a huge Jeannefag, so I find it annoying when people who only know about her from Fate try to bring in their shitposting topics when I talk about her.
Anyways, enough about my neurosis.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:09:00 PM
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>>149813836
>>149813744
It was just a harmless joke in return to muh wife comment. But I do find Fate Jeanne rather bad even as a standalone character.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:09:20 PM
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>>149813801
>>149813727
Speaking of kill counts, don't Superman and Raven technically have the highest kill counts of the show?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:09:36 PM
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>>149813877
>>149813710
Unfortunately, FGO is also the one that has resparked up so much powerscaling nonsense in a franchise that really doesn't seem preoccupied with such notions and rather more so with the violation of certain rules to serve the plot.
>>149813786
Darkseid has a literally infinite kill count since he put Thanos in an infinite loop.
>>149813620
I forgot people are still butthurt that CCC Gilgamesh was declared too powerful for DeathBattle
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:14:40 PM
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>>149813801
Starlin would write him outta that one
>>149813782
Oh no, it's fine. People have compared me to Gilles and Sieg many times, so I am used to it. I just wanted to express how much I hate Fate fans sometimes.
I think Fate Jeanne is fine, but I mostly pay attention to her character in FGO. I do wish that they didn't water down just how strict or religious she could be, though. I want to hear her berate me for waking up late while she drags me to mass.
>>149813801
Does it really count if it's just the same guy dying over and over again?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:15:13 PM
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>>149813811
I don't think you can really come to any conclusions about CCC Gilgamesh because he only does one thing at full power and that thing is basically not something we can really associate with any sort of scale outside of speculation.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:15:15 PM
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>>149813836
I suppose if it did then I would also have to include Archie Sonic, since Wally killed every instance of Sonic across the infinite multiverse.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:17:27 PM
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>>149813894
>>149813853
Also Reverse Flash vs Goku Black
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:19:43 PM
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>>149813935
>>149813788
Nasu was always a firm believer in cool moments being more important than deep power system. That is part of Fate's charm, I think. If anything, Fate is distantly related to Discworld in terms of "shit happening because it's neat".
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:20:54 PM
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>>149813196
>Good chance for your character to be completely mischaracterized
This one is the only reason I don't want my favs in DB, I don't care all that much if they make an ugly animation or wank the other guy or something, you can always push against these things with a good agenda.
But it's just infuriating when they butcher the character and you have to endure Death Battle toddlers parroting DB's interpretation of the character as true.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:21:21 PM
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>>149813952
>>149813860
Well no, because in that case he only actually kills one Goku Black since Goku Black had acausality that was preventing his death from sticking (so therefore Eobard was only killing singletons the entire time until the end), but I suppose if you want to consider killing a continuum of a character, then yes Eobard did manage to kill a countably infinite number of Goku Blacks.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:23:18 PM
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Someone make a new thread before those posters wake up.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:23:52 PM
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>>149813207
...a fanfiction battle on a show that doesn't understand JJK's power system and thinks that covering your eyes from the sun makes you MFTL
>>149813315
A perfect example of DB trying to handle a character they don't understand
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:23:57 PM
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>>149813930
>>149813836
>I think Fate Jeanne is fine,
I disagree, and not in the "She's not cool enough and doesn't have enough in common with historical figure she's based on!" way. But that's completely unrelated to this thread so I will shut up.
FGO flanderizes servants because it's a fucking gacha, so Jeanne loses some IQ points, but overall she's nice enough.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:25:25 PM
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>>149813979
>>149813917
I get what you're saying. I'm partially biased because I enjoy the interactions she has with the self-insert MC (literally me) and I'm a huge sucker for big sister love interests
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:26:07 PM
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>>149813877
Basically yes, while there are hard rules present by the narrative, Nasu and many of the scenario writers keep author fiat up their sleeves for if they want to do something that breaks from established rules.
Then five years later the gacha game or a spin off try to justify these incidents as being inside of the rule system.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:27:19 PM
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:28:03 PM
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>>149814010
>>149813894
So why was Reverse-Flash’s ability to come back from dying after several hours treated as basically instantaneous in his Death Battle, while Asura’s ability to return from the dead within minutes at the end of his game was treated as a complete non-factor?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:29:50 PM
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>>149814025
>>149813853
Could Wally actually do that with time travel
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:30:07 PM
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>>149813930
>spoiler
My fellow man of highest culture.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:33:10 PM
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>>149813952
Because he can time travel anyway and Asura was notoriously poorly handled in many ways.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:34:01 PM
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>>149813976
Not a Flash expert by any means, but I am willing to bet that they rationalized it that if Eobard can do it then the stronger Flashes can too.